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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you do you need a little more slide in your glide do you need to glide and slide then contact our friends at spunk lube that's right www.spunk lube different types and styles to choose from the best lube in the business and hey they're friends of the crazy truth so you always get a 10 discount when you put casbah k-a-s-b-h in the coupon section hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back welcome back to another edition of crazy truth guess what boys and girls Let's do it. section hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back welcome back to another edition of crazy truth guess what boys and girls it's season two episode two i'm your host with the most the dick with arms i'm cole and this here is the lovely lovely miss amanda hey look at that look at look at us go so far we've been on the air for like less than a minute we've only somewhat managed to frustrate the sound guy and uh yeah so we're doing pretty good are you ready for season two sound guy are you excited for the upcoming we're going to take our show on the road no you're not perfect that's awesome okay so well you know you need a pen geez you know something's never change get your lunchbox ready for school let's go there i don. Okay. So, well, you know, you need a pen. Jeez Louise. You know, something will never change. Get your lunchbox ready for school. Let's go there. I don't know. Okay. So, you know how we start the show? Yes. We did it last season the same way. There was such a long break. We start the show with weird sex news. Okay. So, we're finishing out. Now, of course, obviously, this is finished out. For those of you that are listening live on our lovely lovely crazy cast page you know it's still december for those of you that are hearing this cough spits butter when it releases gag uh it's actually january okay so we're finishing up december here it is okay in lancaster ohio ohio uh a high school English school English teacher she's 47 just got done pleading guilty to uh sex with a 16 year old student now this isn't normally something we'd laugh about obviously that's very serious the part that's really funny about this this happened over 15 years ago uh they had an affair the student and the teacher had an affair when the student was 16 as soon as the student graduated they got married oh and uh somewhere along the line the marriage went south ironically enough so the marriage went south just recently and that's when the 16 year old went from a husband to a victim and uh and that's when he went to the police and told the police what had happened and so uh because even though time had passed the crime had still been committed and so the county went after and we shared that's ohio i had a classmate that did that yeah i know i met him at the class reunion did i meet the teacher too no they didn't they were divorced you know that student teacher relationship once you get over puberty it's just not as hot and which is weird because we've got lots of teachers on our page and our teachers are hot in this horny horny profession anyway so what uh what happened um she has now had she had a a five-year reverse sentence so she's not going to jail uh but uh she did have to give up her teaching license because they had to make it public to make sure there was no other victims I'm going to go into jail. But she did have to give up her teaching license because they had to make it public to make sure there was no other victims, which there wasn't. And she now registered as a sex offender for the rest of her life in Ohio. Yeah, and the best part of the article was this. They said, we don't know what motivated the victim to come forward. The fuck you don't know what motivated the victim to come forward?
Speaker2:
It's called a divorce and they were hurt.
Speaker3:
Duh. Yeah.
Speaker2:
So I'm curious how long they were married.
Speaker1:
It didn't say. For a while.
Speaker3:
For quite a while.
Speaker1:
It wasn't a short marriage. So, you know, but what are you going to do when the honeymoon's got to be... Where do you go on a honeymoon like that? Disney World?
Speaker4:
You can't go to a...
Speaker1:
You can't go... Well, you can't go to the bar. Hey, yeah, we're going to go to the bar. Oh, you've got to leave by nine. But honey, there's this big house party. You know, he's in your class. I seriously had a classmate do that. Yeah. He seemed pretty like a normal guy. I mean, for a dude from that state but no no no i'm not bashed on stage no and i'm not bashed on i mean i okay i get it it was a crime i understand that but you know at some point in time they got married and now all of a sudden i'm sorry i guarantee that motherfucker was no he was not claiming claiming to be a victim when he was telling his buddies he was banging the hot English teacher in high school. Or he got married. Or got married, yeah. He was such a victim that he got married. Boy, that'd make parent-teacher conferences awkward as fuck. So, how's Johnny doing in school? Good. Yep, yep. Have you got your wedding dress picked out yet no we're gonna go take cake samples later you want to come along yeah anyways there you go and this is we're starting off with a bang this is the kind of stuff that that we just love hey so all of you teachers out there we i want to hear comments from teachers i really do because i think teachers get you know blasted it's like it's it's not funny when it's like a male teacher obviously but you know it's easier to poke fun and joke a little bit when it's a female teacher because it's a guy i would go well how could you really be a victim but granted i get it so we'd love to hear your views and obviously i just want all the teachers know in this case, I think the county was wrong. I agree. I'm 100%. I'm going 100% in favor of the teachers. Yeah. And yeah, it's a double standard because of the statute of limitations, how long it protects victims versus how long it protects. Well, obviously obviously they got married. Yeah. It's not like it was... And they call it puppy love.
Speaker2:
I'm sure they waited for him to either be legal age or he had a parent signed for him that he could get married.
Speaker1:
Or to pass English 400. One of the two.
Speaker2:
She tempted me with sex. I mean, come on.
Speaker1:
What did you guys do tonight? Practice my spelling words, but she was naked. Oh, stop it. Anyway. Yeah, that's how we get a hate mail. All right. It is. So, hey, real quick, I'm going to throw this out here right now. Obviously, for those of you listening that don't know already, hard to believe, but we do also do this live. So we're actually this live at the same time uh in front of or with our our large large facebook page crazy casbah uh out there's a secret facebook page over 2700 members or almost 2700 members if you'd like to be a part of it uh please contact us at crazy.casbah at gmail.com we get choked up today that. In the meantime, so you will hear us stop because we will take questions from our page as we go. So we've got a lot of people watching already. So if you have questions for us, fire away. The other thing, if you want to be part of the really cool show in a couple of weeks, we're going to be live. We're going to be live at our big pre-party event. The student audience is going to be able to stand up and ask us questions. Without being seen. Without being seen. This is going to be an adventure and a half what could possibly go fucking wrong everybody sits there we have to come up with our own shit wait there's something new so that uh so then uh if you want to be part of that let us know on that as well so all right so what do you want to talk about really want to talk about anything i don't know i didn't get any questions no i'm just kidding we've got questions okay so the first question ironically comes out of ohio this that was not planned by the way the question got here before uh before the uh sure it's totally maybe it's that same guy i don't know uh the question the question it comes from a couple and again their whole i'm going to kind of just like boil this down a little bit the question in a long two paragraph sentence was getting down to the point of how do you tell the difference between a flake uh or a real person a flake of a couple or a flake of an individual what what do we got a question i didn't see there what are we doing okay yeah okay wait a minute all right before we get to that question we got a question came up on the page uh from uh uh andy uh is miss amanda really four foot eleven and a half inches can you prove it no we're not going to prove it because that makes up our sound thing but yes i am we can't compare her to the size of a coke bottle it's not like you're doing like dick pics and put next to a remote or something well how tall is that thing we're not going to compare it is that like six feet tall it's like i'm six feet tall she comes up to my nipple we'll post pictures we got pictures of people that are seven foot tall we can post what you come up to on there you've seen me there's some major yeah no shit but yeah yes it was late he probably wasn't paying attention might have been a little intoxicated okay see there this is the way we do things uh we just take it we'll answer anything as we go okay so back to back to the other question. How can you deal with flakes and not flakes? And really the longer version of it is they're talking about not just like somebody's going to flake out on them, but somebody's like picture collectors. Are they really in the lifestyle the whole nine yards? Okay. So here's the deal. First and foremost, what you have to understand is if we went off of a true definition of what is the lifestyle. Okay. Okay. All right. And you ask old swingers, older than us. We know some of these people. They were here at the time when time started. To an old swinger, swinging, the lifestyle is two couples. swapping, full swap. That's swinging. That's being a swinger. If you're a single, under the old definition, neither a single male nor a single female are swingers. There's no unicorns in the original. Unicorns are like reboot. It's like when they reboot cartoons. There was no no original unicorns that was not part of the lifestyle okay so here's the mistake that everybody jumps to though now everybody always wants to jump to the immediate immediate reaction that is if it's a single female if it's a unicorn unicorn then they're pure and they're wonderful and they're perfect. But if it's a single male, he's just a thirsty motherfucker out trying to get pussy because he can't go get pussy at a bar
Speaker3:
somewhere.
Speaker1:
Okay. Grr. Grr. And here's the thing. You're fucking high. That's wrong.
Speaker2:
Well, you have to... What it is is that, just like everything else, society makes it more of a normal... You know, updates.
Speaker3:
Reboots. It modernizes. Right? Exactly. It changes with the times. Yes. It absolutely changes with the times. So here's the thing. Look, you can have just as many picture collectors, goofasses, stalkers, creepers, whatever you want to say that are female, as you can have that are male. Granted, males tend to, they've created their own reputation for themselves a lot of times. Okay, and some of you have to struggle to get over. But here's the deal. Unless you're willing to, you can't just say one side is all one thing and the other side isn't. You know, all all females you can't say that it's it's the new lifestyle we live in that and that we deal with that is you know you have more people that are going to have single female single males there was a time a triad would not have been part of the lifestyle right okay triads are are a thing it is it a triads and then there's poly and then there was a whole time where the kink community was a totally separate monster and or so i shouldn't say that maybe that's a kink what are you a monster raw uh but i mean you know so there's a separate there's something that that wasn't part of it it's kind of a gentler world and we're including and being all inclusive of of more people uh in i thought you I told you to run this because I can't run and do this. Then stop. Oh, you're on there. Okay. So, you know, I mean, it is what it is. You've got to give people a little bit more of an opening. Now, to me, there's some simple ways to tell fucking posers away. Okay. Okay, kids, get out your pen and paper. Because after this segment, you might want to send me mail. So there's an easier way to tell posers all the way through. Look, when someone has to take and have their resume at the ready, okay? Okay. And what I mean by that is, let's face it. Here's and meet somebody when i walk up and meet somebody uh i say hey i'm cool that's all i say i know believe it or not again back to the dick with arm things i don't actually walk and go hey i'm gas but how are you uh no i walk and say hey i'm cool you walk and say hey you're amanda right and And then it's like you know what normally we do like most people's and you pause wait 15 seconds for them to go oh hi i am blah i mean hopefully they don't call themselves blah i don't know how to spell blah but you know what i mean hopefully they're gonna say hi i'm i'm amy i'm bob i'm joe i'm sue am, right? Right. Okay, when people have to come up and they have to take your,
Speaker1:
they have to take your, as soon as they introduce themselves, they come up with their fucking resume of everything they've ever done. Okay, that's a really good sign of a fucking poser. When you have to walk up and go, hi, I'm this and I've done this and I've done this well and this one this one this well you know what you're compensating you're covering up something that's that's what liars do it's really weird and that's like not just in the lifestyle that's in real life right so if you want to meet a salesperson that's the biggest cheese dick car salesperson you'll ever meet, and yes, I can say that because for 17 years I was in the car business, they'll walk up and they will tell you all the, how many times they've been salesman of the month and how many cars they've sold, and they'll just give you a stat sheet like a mile long because it's to make it so you don't realize that they look like fucking Herb Tarlick, right? So the same thing's in the lifestyle. So that's a pretty good indicator if they're talking about how many people they want to take in and they've known or whatever. Hold on, I can't read that. Okay, so anyway. So, but that's how they take in, they compensate for it that way.
Speaker3:
I'm a big believer in that.
Speaker5:
So that's something to really watch for. The thing is that when people do that, a lot of times it's a turn off.
Speaker3:
Oh, hell yeah, it's a turn off. Because I want to hear them actually be able to hold a conversation,
Speaker5:
not just give me what they can and cannot do.
Speaker1:
I'm not going to stand on my head now. Look, if it's a really good parlor trick bar trick like like they can like do hand flips across the bar and always go straight in your vagina at the same time okay we want to know a good example okay you have a guy that goes well you know i have this really big dick when they say that they don't when they go when they go why i have a small dick it's not very impressive that's the one you want to hone in on because actually they do yeah it's well it's it's true i mean well here's the thing even even if it's not okay let's say the guy that says, I have a big dick, I have a seal killer, really does have a big dick.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Okay, let me ask you this. In your experience, just because he's got it, how well can he swing the club?
Speaker2:
Not very.
Speaker1:
Well, what it is, okay, in a certain movie, which I probably can't say, that has spells in a school in Hogwarts, and they have trolls, and they're like, and they're swinging the club like a big fucking lumbering moron. Okay, that, I don't care how big your dick is, if that's how you use it, if there's a chance you could come home with bruises on your shoulder because he missed, that's not impressive. I'm not going to say every guy is that way, but a majority. Well, here's the thing. I learned a long time ago. You know, you start when you're a guy and you're in junior high and high school, you know, and everybody's in the locker room, everybody's like bragging or whatever. You're going to be like, yeah, I can do this. Whatever. You're going to talk all this shit that you can do. Right. Well, here's the deal. You start talking about what a fucking sex beast you are. Man, do you know how fast it gets around when you hook up with a girl and it's the best eight seconds of her life? She couldn't even win the rodeo because you couldn't buck long enough to let her ride for eight seconds. That's going to get around. That's a fucking problem. So it's way better to keep thy mouth shut.
Speaker5:
Let your actions speak for themselves versus you know just tell me how great you are because that's a red flag now if a girl tells me that she can do weird magic things with me i am just the type of person that i believe in exploring and curiosity and i don't she can a lot of guys just say prove it well yeah because at this point in time look here's the deal do I really want to know if you can pick up and shoot a golf ball all the way across the bar with your pussy not really I really don't care but I really do care because I really want to see it at least once okay I'm not gonna lie it gives me an opportunity to see your pussy is that a turn on does that make me want to fuck you more no and here's why because that means that you might be able to get a hold of one of my balls and shoot me across the ballroom with your pussy so i you know i don't want anything that's gonna i'm just i'm just saying i mean it is what it is do i think there needs to be a sex olympics and i know there are some out there do i think we need to have more con friendly contests on on uh well i'd pay to see it too not gonna lie uh do do we need to have more contests on what women can do with their vagina i think we should but you know i'm saying season two pussy cooter uh i think we should uh because i think that it's unfair to women to take and say that their pussy is just there to get fucked.
Speaker3:
I think if you won a $25 gift card at your company Christmas party because you were able to carry a potato, not in your pussy, but I mean, with your thighs, you were able, did you not? Yes. You have strong legs. Now, I fuck her. No, I have big legs.
Speaker2:
No, you have strong legs. I fuck her. i have big legs no you have strong legs i fuck her she does kegels i'm telling you what she she the things she can do with her pussy in your dick is amazing it is what it is see it can win you money i always thought my mouth was more impressive sometimes your mouth is more impressive when there's something in it just saying ah this is how we start season two with the divorce papers. You know, I actually was going to do that for Christmas. I was actually going to go up and have a bunch of fake papers drawn up for you. Yeah, I didn't get around to that. Really? Yeah, I was. Nice. Yeah. But, you know, I mean, the thing is, is that, you know, I think it's just, a guy's penis is good for a couple of things. It's good for cursive writing. It is good to put out small fires. Like at the end of the night, if everybody's hanging around, you've got a campfire at the end of the night. If everybody takes it and it's good for painting. That's right. If everybody at the end of the night needs to put out a campfire, all the guys join together, stand there and take a piss around the campfire not big forest fires but small fires and and it's it's good for sticking in places uh Picasso yeah yeah and you can only keep the same snow uh but that's about all it's good for there's so much more I mean you don't hear about you don't hear stories about well a man was arrested crossing the border. He had 23 pounds of coke stuffed in his penis. When was the last time you heard that story? You can't because he looked like elephantitis. It would be obvious that would hurt. You couldn't get it up there, right? But you hear these stories. You have the miracle of life come out of your vagina. I think we need to know. Or her like hell, and we won't do it again. Yeah. How about the video of the old lady that picks up the bowling ball with her clit? Exactly. See, and I think we need to. I won't even watch it. I'm like, ugh. Look. I don't want to see if it's strong enough. Thank you. I think every woman's driver's license should say a couple of things. It should say their name, name their address it should say if they're a donor uh if they're an organ donor and how many quarters that they can pick up uh off of a table with their vagina i've never tried i know and i keep asking you to because i think it'd be so fun i don't try magic tricks look i made your penis disappear actually you know that's one of the other tricks it can do A pussy can do Make a dick disappear? No, it can make an ego disappear Oh, look I made your confidence disappear Voila Weird how that works out Maybe Okay, so Back to the question We got off track Wow, did we get off track there okay it makes more fun uh you know trying to see if people can keep up no shit are you following along this is what it looks like kids this is that whole nancy reagan don't do drugs thing so uh the thing is is that look you're no matter how much screening you do this is like that myth that says well if you're trying to like sell drugs and you you say to the to the person uh are you a cop and they say no then they can't arrest you when they're really an undercover cop that's a lie thank you very much okay this is the same it's the same myth there's no way to 100 ensure that someone isn't a fucking creeper isn't batshit crazy crazy isn't maybe just a picture collector, there's really no way. You just got to trust your gut and kind of go with it. Look, if the first three statements they say sounds kind of weird and doesn't make sense, don't agree to video chat them. Well, how about we video chat? How about I give you my home address? No, don't do that. Well, I have one guy, okay, so i know he really does exist and he does really play i think from what i've heard he lives jaunt but every day i'd get titty tuesday question mark um yeah no yeah look dude no yeah i'm not gonna send you pictures you can keep saying it i'll say hi and here's the The reality of it is we all know. I don't care. Look, I love you. I've been with you for 26 years. I like your pussy. I like your tits. I like your ass. You know what? And I like when you send me pictures of them. But if you send me one every hour, I know what it looks like. Okay? I know what it looks like. Okay? It's fun.'s a reason a certain porn places that would be a hub of hub of activity uh don't keep the same videos on there forever they keep putting new ones on there because people want to see new titties so when somebody's like hey can i see a picture of your titties hey how about now hey how about now okay dude there's only so many pictures you can see of them. Same as your last one I sent you. They're not changing on a daily basis. It's not like we give them a miracle grow. We're letting air in and deflating. I wish I could do that with my penis. That'd be fun. Just saying. And guys, girls don't like pictures of penis. We gotta put that out there. It's just not. Look, if you could make it do tricks like an elephant's trunk, it's impressive. Otherwise, it's not. Up, down, up, down. There you go. No, wait, I'm sorry. There's up, there's down, there's turtled. Okay, you don't ever want anybody to see it turtled because that's not impressive at all. Ooh, look, if you look really hard enough, folks, that's like a nature documentary, like you're looking through the coral reef trying to see the head of the turtle. That's not exciting, okay? If it's soft, that's not going to... Okay, granted, if you got like a 12-inch dick that's soft and it's 12 inches, that's pretty impressive. I'm not going to lie. But it still just looks like one of those sack things filled with beans you put in front of your door in the winter to make sure the water doesn't get through. It's still not impressive. And if it's hard, it's hard. Okay. Can you make it drink? Can you make it talk? Can it do a puppet show? I mean, if it can't do anything else, it's not that impressive. You're just looking at me like I've lost my mind. The sound guy is looking at me like I've lost my mind. I'm not one of those that will watch the guys dancing and it's just so attractive to watch it go, wham. No. Helicopter. Okay. That's just like one time going to the bar and seeing the male strippers and they were doing a show and they were going around and the guy jumps up on the chair and puts his crotch right in my face i'm like oh sweaty dick you know that's not attractive to me plus you stepped on my finger when you did it quick let me get a dollar for that so i can clean that off and i'm just like and you want me to shove money down your pants ew here can i grab some out for the cost of your sweat all over me's gross but i'm not one of those that digs a really sweaty guy and you know it is look i i know a lot of girls that do dig they do there are some out there but there's limits it's they like sweaty that okay tell us page do you like sweaty because they came in and they were kind of hot and sweaty or Or do you like them because, you know, they were doing other stuff that had nothing to do with you and they've just been baking in the sun? I mean, let's face it. I'm a pretty big guy. So how hot is it when I come in from working outside all day long? And I'm just that nasty when I got ball stew going. No chick goes, ooh, I can't wait to lick his dick with ball stew. Maybe it's a difference that I don't sweat. So then when there's somebody that does, it just kind of, ew. So I'm not used to sweat.
Speaker1:
Right, but... Yeah, the thing is, here's the deal. I literally want any woman that goes, i love a man with ball stew going i want to suck that guy's dick i i want you to write into the show because i'm telling you there's nobody that does there's nobody that does when you have to when when regular soap and you need like lava to get you know good stuff to, you know, to break away the chunks of the fucking nuttage around there, you know, I'm sorry, nobody goes, that's hot. It's like, come on, instead, it's like dark gray because it's dirty. Nobody goes, you know, it's like nobody. How many people do you know walk in and go, you know what I love when it snows? Not the first day when it's fresh and nice and clean. I like after a couple of days and it's all muddy and sloppy and shitty. That's when I like to live in the snow.
Speaker3:
That's a good one. many people do you know walk in and go you know what i love when it snows not the first day when it's fresh and nice and clean i like after a couple of days it's all muddy and sloppy and shitty that's when i like to live in the snow that's pretty shit you know when a female has has sweaty cooter oh yes i do you know you know because you just get down there guys have the same thing well you know what because we know it we can smell it too it's just like oh okay let me get that first layer off remember remember when we pee we have to grab it when you grab your own dick and you pee and go oh fucking gross what is on my fucking hands yeah okay look when you when you seriously ponder sticking your dick under one of the blow dryers in a public bathroom just to knock some of that shit off. Yeah. Okay, I'll be honest. As a little kid growing up, watching my dad work and stuff, you want to be a man and when you see guys working hard and sweat dripping off their nose, it's like a manly thing. When you as a man are sitting there and you're watching sweat drip off the tip of your dick, it ain't manly. It's fucking gross. Okay, so women find firefighters attractive, right? Yes, they do. do okay it's hot seeing them after they've put out a fire or they're in their gear and they're all hot and sweaty that's hot but go take a shower first right exactly exactly look you don't want to just get you you want them to get uh you want to make sure that that yeah yeah you you want you want them clean when they're using their hose on you when they just personal preference maybe other people like it yeah bullshit i ain't no way all right hey you know what this is an excellent time for matching that to take a quick break so i gotta take care of something oh okay wait just one second okay Man, season two, she's forgotten. Take a break.
Speaker5:
She's fucking, I'm gone.
Speaker3:
So let's take a second for our second half sponsors, shall we? Yes, we shall. Would you like to do it this night? No, go ahead. Okay.
Speaker5:
You're better at it.
Speaker3:
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Speaker5:
It's going to be in Omaha, Nebraska, January 18th and 19th. That's right, kids. This has turned into a two-day event with the huge pre-party at the hotel. We're going to be doing a live edition of Crazy Truth, followed by we'll have vendor fairs going on Friday and Saturday night. That's right, adult vendor fairs. All day Saturday. All day Saturday. We're also going to have a speed meet and greet. We're going to have other activities. And don't forget the dance Saturday night. We're going to have our good friends, the Midnight Devils, a live band playing in one ballroom. Our good friend, Leon, with a live DJ in another ballroom. And another ballroom set up for quiet places to talk. That's just the tip of the iceberg. If you'd like more information to come out and be a part of Crazy Winter Nights, contact us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazbah, K- k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com let's get you signed up on the list today okay we are back uh welcome to the second half of the show all right so we're going back to the live web page uh crazy kazbah that's right our big web page out here and uh we've got a good question miss ray asks so is getting pictures of tits or pussy on a daily basis from the same person a no?
Speaker3:
And here's the thing.
Speaker1:
It depends on, okay, because for those of you just tuning in, the first half of the show, we said, you know, sometimes once you've seen them, once you've seen them all. But it's different. When you're, like, when you're flirting, like, if you haven't hooked up yet, okay, you're planning to hook up. Let's say you're planning to hook up, I don't know, say at the crazy winter nights. Plug. You're planning to hook up, and you haven't hooked up yet, it can be really sexy. I mean, that's a turn-on. You're flirting, you know, different angles, different whatever. That's pretty sexy. I think it's still sexy for us after all these years when we do it.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I mean, that's so hot, and it still gives me a boner. I think it depends on the person um it does you know you don't care it doesn't bother you to get pictures no i like them feel free to send them to me i don't care either go ahead send them yeah send them absolutely creativity you always score points with creativity yeah i think that think that's the hard thing is coming up with new stuff. New poses. New poses. New sexy. Yeah. And believe it or not, here's the deal. Even once you've seen it all, to not get to see it all in the next picture, it's still hot. Mm-hmm. And I think that's a huge thing. When it comes to flirting with pictures, seriously, not seeing everything can be pretty fucking hot even if you've seen it because you forget well i mean here's the deal it did because just because you've seen a picture doesn't mean you don't want to see it live in person true i mean you're still gonna look at it i mean you're probably not gonna you know get as close as you do on your phone i'm not the first time i'm with a girl i'm fucking pick her legs up, put her cooter right here, just to sit there and look at her cooter. I'm going to notice when I'm down there. Just saying. But, you know, but I mean, you still, you still, you know, you still want to see it. So, yeah, absolutely. Send pictures. Okay, so this wasn't actually a question this time around, but I've seen this at other questions, and it's good with Crazy Wonder Nights coming up since they're a sponsor of our show. That talks about flirting leading up to a show. Or no, up to... No, fuck. Leading up to an event, is it okay to flirt? And how much flirting... Or are you setting yourself up for disappointment if you try to pre-set stuff up or pre-flirt? And my thing is, no, there's nothing wrong with flirting ahead of time. No. At all. Okay, so I'm going to... If you know how to flirt, I suck at it. Jesus, here we go. Yep, she sucks at it. You know what? She puts a fucking picture on the page, and it's like 50, like, all over the place. Okay, pictures I I can take but when it comes to actually flirting no you don't feel like you know how to sext and there's a difference and here's the deal sexting look every time I talk to a girl I don't want to sext okay look I'm a guy okay I got an imagination like fucking the animators at any fucking major studio. I am like the Pixar of porn going on. You know, you, well, yeah. No, she hasn't yet. Not yet. Oh, I'm like, who are you talking about, the co-worker? We'll get into that story. But here's the thing. Sexy once in a while is fine, okay? But I'd rather just talk and laugh and joke and crack around so i'm gonna i'm gonna tell the story so obviously uh we're we're in a triad so uh and it will be a year it was it was a year ago uh about a week and a half ago that we actually met it was at crazy winter nights last year leading up to it for about a month leading up to crazy winter nights it wasn't initially started out to be a triad but if we we her and i were flirting back and forth and we we never sexted once we didn't there was never one time that we sex i believe that we didn't we talked because what is way more hot is having somebody that can carry on a conversation. You know, we exchanged some pictures, not a ton. That's how it actually all started. Because on her birthday, I sent a dick pic. Because she put a thing saying, it's my birthday. So if someone wants to send her pictures, so I sent a dick picture in a sombrero. Why wouldn't you? Olé. You love that love that fucking and when she was willing to keep talking to me i'm like well let's roll with this so uh and and it it it was awesome now it didn't work out that we actually got to hook up at crazy winter nights but that that was that was fun there was no sex involved with it but it did build excitement leading up to the event that you had you you were going to hook up with somebody i don't think that it can will lead to disappointment unless you cut off any other opportunities i mean do you agree with that you've got some things working i do you've got the hopper going right going just a little bit yeah a little bit right but you but the thing is you have multiple options in the hopper so that this way if one doesn't pan out you're not just screwed or in this case not screwed or crazy one then then you're not just sitting there going that sucked right so i think that's a big thing i think if you if you zero in too much on just one person or one couple or whatever uh and put all your eggs in that basket if you haven't met them yet here's the deal they can be nice online they can be funny they can be great online and then you get in person and and there we go all of a sudden you know he hasn't showered for five days i don't know that recently you know but it hasn but it hasn't hasn't showered or or their total tools in person then all of a sudden you have another seven you you shut off anybody other other options so let's go visit real quick because the sound guy brought up a wonderful point uh for those of you that did listen to and watch the show uh that just got released last thursday the christmas party show there was some drinking there was some drunkenness i don't i'm sure you don't there little angel uh so uh obviously we were telling you that that night at the uh at your office christmas party you blatantly got got uh hit on yeah i missed it yeah i didn't have you worked have you worked to close this deal Jesus Christ. Why? Because I don't know. You know, when we were having our office little get-together lunch exchange gift thing, she came in there, and I had elf ears on. And she's just like, oh. And I'm like, you know, I don't know how to flirt.
Speaker2:
She's walked by a couple of times and I'll look at her, but that's.
Speaker1:
You do know it's called talking. You overthink this flirting part too much.
Speaker2:
Touch her at work. I don't think so.
Speaker1:
Accidentally brush her arm.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1:
Just walk up and grab her cooter.
Speaker3:
What could possibly happen? Touchy feely people. The thing is, she has an office. I don't know if she has an office. I told you where there's elf ears, go over to her building and go, you know, you wanted to find out about a dirty elf. Here's your chance. The thing is, when you don't think about it, you flirt all the time. You are total flirt. Okay, all the guys that are listening to this right now that know or have ever had a chance to meet Miss Amanda if you think she knows how to flirt you need to send us some hearts to let us know because she doesn't think she knows how to flirt you are confusing flirting and sexting no you okay you talking dirty via text is kind of funny, especially, yeah, take a couple shots at work. There you go. I don't loosen up the old fucking giblets. You talking dirty on text is funny. Because I've sat here and some guy is trying to sex with you. And you'll be like, Cole, what do I say? It's like other people go, ooh, yummy, when they send a picture and i'm like nice yeah yeah and then you know i'm like going okay so someone was messaging me the other day and then we get to talking about you know well you'll see you'll see later gosh there's a lot of hearts going up i don't know what the hell um but it was like you know i i tried to be a little bit more flirtatious and lead it on to yes it's gonna happen well see that the first step of it is is not to crush their soul that's really the first thing remember we talked about that with the high school well i got better that's more like my birthday and it's just like thank you or you know right was you know i don't and it's just like, mm, thank you, or, you know. Right. They don't know.
Speaker1:
Like the high school guy, when you go, are you done?
Speaker3:
Okay, that was soul-crushing. That wasn't high school. Okay, exactly.
Speaker4:
So, okay, as long as you're not soul-crushing, look, here's the deal.
Speaker5:
Anybody who reads that when they go, mm, yum,
Speaker1:
and actually believes the person thinks that, or when you type it, can type it with a straight face, come on, really? I mean, seriously. Let's face it. We're all at our jobs, and we're like, mmm, dick picture, or pussy picture. Mmm. What you think is nice, but you put, mmm, I can't wait to lick that. Now, and then you go back to typing the memo it is what it is okay but and the person jacking off really you don't want a lot of reading to have to go you don't want a book that looks so delicious for me to rub up and down your hard knob slowly but surely stroking it faster because like you're trying to jack off and you can't read all that and jack off okay so you're like just keep it as simple one word answers like i want to suck it or no that's not one word you know i can't wait for it to be i want it in my mouth or or gagging on it or whatever the case may be okay okay i promise you if you put a little thing of going and then and narf and then and then you and then you put that's me gagging on your cock you know what when they read they're gonna like that's gonna kill the moment that's gonna kill the moment but as soon as you explain that it's you gagging on their cock they're not gonna have to touch again they're gonna explode they're gonna be in their office and it's gonna look like they piss their pants people are. People are going to be like, what happened? I got a text. What did it say? Okay? So keep that in mind. I wanted that to be a new trend. Okay? I want people in the community out there from here on to start. That needs to be that this was started. You heard it first on the crazy truth. The crazy truth. The newest. We need an emoticon with this. We need emoticon of a emoticon face going and and it'll be the and so from here on you all need to spend when you hear this uh your next event at some point in time walk and go hey baby you want it on my cock uh and as a girl you need to walk him go wow you're so sexy and and see what happens now don't drink too much because you know be careful you may have some people that um you know how like when you imitate a cat throwing up it makes them sick be careful you don't want to have anybody uh getting sick on sick on you there here uh right now my battery's running low so that there you go so the crazy truth has started the new neil put that on there yeah there you go i'm just so if you try that i mean i wouldn't start with that that's kind of advanced because if you have to explain it right off the bat that could throw people for a loop a little bit that's just do you follow it with a puking emoticon look man here's here's no what we need is a blue. A blue emoticon, because everybody has seen the memes that says there's nothing sexier than when a woman chooses your dick over oxygen. That's true.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
Sometimes I send my tongue back. Picture of my tongue.
Speaker1:
I was like, wait a minute, what?
Speaker4:
Okay, there you go.
Speaker1:
Yeah, well, there you go. See, that's another good, that's a a lead in do you want to see why yes yes i do for those listening listening they're gonna be like oh what i meant okay so for all of you listening on sls radio and on our podcast now you need to go to our youtube channel www.youtube.com backslash c backslash um crazy casbah or no backslash casbah jesus cameron what it is uh because you want to sign up so you can see what her tongue looks like because it's really really hot uh so what i i don't know we got we got we're looking here as we go so the thing is is yeah when oops when you take and when you take and um sex i mean here's the other thing when you're sexting work okay like this is what i do all day right right this is what i do so i have time most people the problem when you're trying to you can flirt all day long you cannot send another text back for four or five hours and still be flirting right okay when you're sexting that's a long time for me to hold my penis in hopes okay it's like now it's going to start to hurt and that's when you go to the doctor so most people understand you can't do that the whole time you know so you just got to not think about it as much both you uh windy and a whole bunch of other girls know oh i suck at flirting bullshit if you've gotten laid in this lifestyle you don't sell your flirting okay we're gonna move away from the trendsetters that's what we fucking are hey you know what i see new merch don't you sound guy that's yeah that's definitely gonna be new merch in our future okay uh okay hey you know what i want to i want to hit on something else too because we're going into crazy wonder nights and we just went through the party season and uh um this is another thing we see all the time out there and this has to do with bed notching okay okay so here's my whole thing with bed notching i want to get this out of here right now everybody who says on your profile if you have anywhere written that you hate uh that you hate bed notchers or that you are not a bed notcher i want you to immediately take that and erase it because that's a total lie every single person in the lifestyle is a bed notcher now we may not all be going for world records of how many not we may only have one notch on the bed but we're all bed notchers think this this through for just a minute if you would. Okay? So the deal is that we're going to an activity with the purpose of having sex. Right? So if your sole purpose for an activity is to meet people. Now, a lot of people go, no, no, we go to make friends. No, I get that. I get that. Okay. So you're not a speed notcher. There's a's a difference okay you're going to meet people to meet friends are you making up these terms i am okay to eventually again more merch to to eventually have sex with them okay if the primary purpose is to eventually have sex you're not planning you're not looking for like when when you're dating someone when when you and i were dating which is just having sex but anyways when we were dating when you're dating someone, when you and I were dating, which is just having sex. But anyways, when we were dating, when you're dating someone, it's to build a relationship to see if you want to spend the rest of your life with them, right? Okay. Well, that's not what's happening when you are talking about, when you're talking about the, with, what the fuck am I talking about? With swing jesus christ he's distracting you i don't hear anything okay so it's just on you it's because with swingers your whole purpose is to find people to have sex with maybe long-term relationships to have sex with continuously but it's still sex that makes you a bed notcher so i think we all need to put down our pitches and fucking and torches about people that are bed notchers you know because the reality of it is we're all a form of a bed notcher we really are so when we first got into lifestyle we were fucking whores no i'm just kidding and we um were messaging a couple they. Yeah, they wanted. Is that still considered a bed notch? Yeah. They were specifically looking for a boyfriend, girlfriend. It is. And here's the thing. What those people are, those are bed notchers. Those are swinger snobs. Okay? Because here's the deal. If you try to go, well, if we only consistently have sex with one other couple, that makes us clean and wholesome and not bed notchers. Fuck you. If you have sex with anybody other than your spouse for pleasure and fun, you're a fucking bed notcher. Again, you may not be going for a record. You may not be a speed notcher. Your bedpost may not look like it's been attacked by a herd of angry beavers and making marks on the fucker, but you're still doing an activity for sex. I don't know if I agree with that. What? We didn't discuss this. No, go ahead. Tell me why. No, we don't have to agree on everything. Duh. Oh, yeah, no shit. Tell me about 26 years. Figured that out. No, tell me why. I want to hear your view. Because a bed notcher, to me, is someone that is constantly trying to get as many marks on the bed as they can. And they do it for bragging purposes, for tallying. Now, if you are going for an exclusive boyfriend-girlfriend because you decide to try a poly thing, then to me, having one other person is not a notcher bed notching is not no no no you okay this is not college okay college you have bed notching competitions where you take and you go and you see who can ever fuck the most girls wins a case of beer okay this is not the same thing that was you though that was a lot of fucking people i wasn't having the contest by myself i only had sex with boyfriends until i met you and then it was a one night stand that led to more right exactly only boyfriends the dude in the tent i wasn't in college then thank you very much okay and i hadn't been laid for like a year it's not a no it's it's not playing beer pong it's not like okay it's it's to me bed notching is trying to get as many notches on your post as you can get okay and so who defines that who who defines uh okay it's no it is not it's not keeping score to brag no here's the deal it's no here's the deal for safety's sake for your std if you're being tested like you fucking should you better fucking know the answer to that well we don't keep track because we're not keeping score well you better fucking figure it out but here's the thing okay if you don't okay so then if we're gonna use the logic of it's a contest to keep score then as long as i fuck as many people but i don't tell anybody that's not bed notching right that's still bed notching because as many people as you can do to you it's not well i mean the thing is is here's the deal they use bed notchers not as a bragging term they're using it as just a way of people that sleep with a lot of different people. And here's your definition of a lot of different people and my definition are two different things. Here's the thing. If you want to have a gangbang, okay, and you personally, it's a personal fetish, gold, whatever of yours, and you want to know what it feels like to have fire, and you want to know what it feels like to have 50 cocks in one night, okay, then does that mean you're just a dirty dirty whore you are you you are you kind of no seriously are you just are you a dirty whore that would be required to answer silence doesn't play well on the radio that's their option that's their option okay it's not something that you would do no it's not something i would do or that i'm interested in okay so now i think a threesome is too much work let alone having more i didn't say about work this is not about whether or not it's a workout if i just lay there okay yeah well that's just it you're tied up and dick one two, dick three Up to 50 comes through How about the one female that we know That Had sex with everybody that moved Okay, well She somewhat bragged about it Because she dropped names So is that a bed notcher? Okay, it's not a bed notcher, it's a fucking bitch There's a difference Here's the deal, you know what, if you only had sex with two people but you run around to tell everybody who they fucking were hey guess what hey you guess who i just fucked hey hey look at me i just fucked him hey that's the same difference here's the deal there are some people in the lifestyle that the bed noppers bed not your snobs as i as i will coin the phrase okay uh that say you if you only have sex with one person you need a different color fucking chalk dude i can't read that shit uh anyways that that would that would have a that they will only have sex with that one they find an exclusive couple that's it if they were to say that you were to say you went to a house party there were five couples and you had sex with each one of the guys at that house party you're a fucking dirty dirty whore were you bed notching that night i wasn't bed notching that night but some people were so what is enough so to some people a 50 person gangbang would be like well really my vag is taking a thousand but i'll bump so you i mean you know i mean seriously how do you define how do you define that and and to non-swingers think of it this way if you're vanilla and you and you so you have this the swinger couple couple that we only exclusively all right i get the break well no gangbang with a thousand people isn't bragging you have to put flyers out or how do people know where to go there's not just radars for that shit but i mean if you're a non- if you're a vanilla couple if you're a vanilla couple and and we're gonna have the exclusive we will only have sex with one other couple and we walk up and we say to them you know there are some people that are swingers and they just have sex with a shit ton of people and their bed not just blah and they go oh my god that's incredible yeah we only have sex with one other couple that we hook up with all the time that's still swinging what is the vanilla couple gonna say they're gonna look at each other because they don't swing they don't believe in it they're gonna look at that and go how does that make you any fucking better than these other people you were talking shit about you see what i mean the reality of it is is you if you are doing an activity with the end goal to be sex or the primary basis to be sex then how can you necessarily throw stones at how if some people have more sex than others anybody who brags let's clarify because the sound guy and and you and your exact right anybody who brags if you're bragging if you're if you're fucking people for for bragging rights right and you're going to carry a sign around or whatever you're having a contest that kind of shit that's juvenile that's bullshit and if you're bragging then then you're that's not bed notching that's just being a douche and that's that's totally different that's totally different that's my kink no i mean that's a totally different thing you know and i mean you can't you can't lump that all together but it gets so old everybody go well they're a bad notch or they're well you know what i guarantee you some people remember the night we sat down and made a count okay nobody knows our account we we didn't we've not told anybody our account at all and within our account there are certain couples that were multiple go-backs right i think 10 was the highest on one couple okay so if a lot of people knew our account they would go oh my god no one time i shared it with that bitch yeah yeah and she goes've done that many this year. And I said, honey, that's been the past six years. Right. And she was bragging. That's the difference. You're right. But she also used for other means. Sex, for other stuff. For other games. It was like a stock exchange. So she wasn't bad notching. She was investing. So the thing the thing is is that but there's a lot of people that that uh they're going to make that assumption and the thing is is that look most people have no idea how many people other couples had sex with and if you're counting on them to tell you the true number yeah yeah good luck with that because here's the deal that's why everybody on so many sites you have to certified. People hate that because there are people, they'll look at that and they'll go, well, this person was certified 100 times. They're dirty. I mean, I see that on pages all the time. People go, well, what do you deal with? They've been certified too much. Or the other way, they've only been certified three times. Well, they're not really that active in the lifestyle. Well, the ones that have been certified, they and say can you certify us right exactly so nobody so nobody really knows but when when any time anybody takes and i i hear i see it all the time i see it on reddit i sit on our own page all the time bed not just it's like here's the deal you know what unless you're literally seriously wanting to find plutonic friendships in the lifestyle some people are some people are rock on then those people are 100 percent non-bed notchers well i think actually what you need to do is just get rid of the term bed notching right yeah exactly unless you're gonna have a competition then there needs to be rules and a prize well i mean if we're gonna go back and do shit, let's do it like it was in college. Whiskey. Whiskey. Okay. Yeah, so there we go. That ought to get that. I'm sure people will love that part. I don't care. It's okay. That's my show. That's what we do. It's our show. That's what we do. 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