Krazy Truth #28 Create a Kink!!

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SpunkLube.com, the makers of high quality fine products for lubes and otherwise four different types to choose from visit them at www.spunklube.com make sure you put casbah in the coupon code and get 10 off your order hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey did we do that good this time awesome look at that okay so you know it's a good show when it only took us three times to get the intro right uh episode 28 that's right it's going to be memorable you know why it's going to be memorable memorable why is that because i don't have a fucking single thing to talk about no i do we always do okay so we always start with with uh funny sex stories and uh so when i was doing my research uh i got butterflied onto hallmark channels and was watching was watching hallmark uh holiday shows and uh didn't find a single didn't find a single um thing on the hallmark channel that was a sex story but i'm gonna make a general assumption since we just got done with thanksgiving probably somewhere in the united states somebody tried to fuck a turkey i'm just you know you know somebody did you know somebody tried to fuck a turkey somewhere along the line so what we're gonna do is do is we're going to put it out there. Let's pick a state. What state would be somebody the most apt to fuck a turkey in? I'm not going to rip on a state. No, come on. What the hell? It's more fun if we piss off a state. We need a state where we don't have a lot of listeners. What? He says Alabama. I would think Arkansas. Let's go Arkansas. We'll go Arkansas. So in wild sex news, we're assuming somebody in Arkansas might possibly have fucked a turkey. So allow me just to say right off the bat to anybody in Arkansas, I'm just fucking kidding. Send all your hate mail to our sound guy at crazy.casma on gmail.com. No, somebody fucked it. Somebody either blew up a building with a turkey or stuck their dick in it. Duh, doesn't that happen every year? It does. And, you know, here's the thing. Somebody was home alone. They were horny. They were lonely. The turkey was thawed. There was a hole. One thing led to another. A rather large one. What? Have you met some of the people? Like, that's the first, the flap of skin. Oh, my God, I've got a gizzard stuck to the end of my dick. We've got a Utah. See, there we go. Our live folks are jumping right in to help us out with that. That's awesome. Yeah, so here's the deal. You just pick a state. What you need to do is pick a state, and in your own mind you say whatever state fucked a turkey and you can tell people you heard on the crazy truth wow that's a great way to get started we're gonna get some mail yet by god all right so we should start and talk about something productive shouldn't we i don't know do we have something productive we always have something productive to talk about? We always have something productive to talk about. Go for it, then. It's a crazy truth. Okay. So this question actually comes off of Reddit.com, and I thought it was kind of an interesting question because the responses were really, really funny. They were talking about different websites, and, of course, there's one website out there that's not one of our sponsors, so're not going to say their names fuck them uh anyways but the difference between that you shouldn't advertise for regular swinger stuff because it's only for kink so it's a kinkster site and so the argument was brewing uh online of is swinging a form of kink that it's Some of people are saying it is just a vanilla a vanilla uh form of kink and i thought that's a really interesting question because when you're new in the lifestyle like you hear about kink you know when you think of kink what do you think of what do you think of this ought to be awesome people note this because we'll find out just how fucked up miss amanda really is in the head right here no i i'm pretty vanilla on that thought process anyway so i think of power dildos up the ass no i think of leather and choke chains our halloween costume the latex outfits and the dominatrix and right so so and most people in their first in a lifestyle that's what they think of a form of bdsm they think of something that is more uh i wouldn't say extreme because anytime you say something's extreme then you'll find about 50 things that make that look like nothing but that's what people think of but i think there's a valid point here swinging okay so it's somebody called swingers vanilla kink and we've talked about like being vanilla swingers before so let's clarify because there's so many different flavors now of sex have out there right so there's vanilla vanilla which is just means you just uh you just have sex with your your significant other or if you're single your hand or toy well that would actually be vanilla masturbation wait that's what it is see what you used to do before you had toys that was vanilla masturbation and now you just masturbate because you have a dildo anyways it's really good I just made that up okay so there's vanilla vanilla just have sex with regular people right or just with your significant other then there's swingers in theory you have sex with other people right there's kink which people think of as then there's whole like you know that just goes into multiple of genres of different things can be kink wise and then you also have like the the have like the poly and you have all kinds of stuff, right? So I can see, I can make the argument that it's pretty valid that swinging would be vanilla kink. Because it, so basically I'm saying is anything that's not just sex with your regular significant other is a form of a kink. Mentally, yes. What do you mean mentally, yes? Mentally, yes. Physically, yes, too. Not really, because when we first met up and got in, we didn't get introduced into the kink, but we were. When we first got tied into it? No. Jackass. no when when we first talked to people that were into bdsm right they told us that a lot of times they don't have sex with the partners right right okay so to me no so okay i don't know that makes sense so well maybe then maybe what we need to do is we need to get feedback from kinksters so is there like two types of rope play is there rope play a where the rope play is the sex and rope play b where you have the sex or you know you have you tie up the ropes and then you have sex while they're tied up or maybe right after like maybe it's like a euphoric high and then you untie them and you just have sex you see some of the suspensions you tell me how the hell you have sex with a ladder well it's gotta be with a step stool and probably a safety harness i'm hey look i'm just saying i don't know some of this stuff yes maybe but i i mean i don't know so the bottom line is to me k. Well, so swinging, though. Well, okay, but that delves into the other question then. Some people try to lump it all together and just lump kink and lifestyle and swing it all together. Yeah, that was a great question right there. Does OSHA standards apply at kink events? No. Because then knives wouldn't be involved you'd have to have dull edges on them you had to like put little plastic things over safety knives oh my lord does he wear uh the chain gloves oh my god i was trying to rub a vagina and cut my finger off that's probably a different kind of kink when you ended chain stuff. There's a chain kink? Would that be like a chain link kink? You're horrible. Oh, God. I have to do what's that with my hands. So, okay. It's getting into shit I really don't know much about. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. This is going to be the official new bar then. We're going to put this out there. There's a bar that serves drinks? Possibly drinks possibly it's our bar so yeah this this is how all great things started i'll tell a story about that in a second this is how all great things start a good podcast puts it out there and then it becomes truth okay so we're gonna raise it and say kink the lifestyle the umbrella of the lifestyle incorporates everything that can be gay lesbian transgender swinging kink everything because it is a lifestyle choice is something different than what's perceived as the norm okay okay but this umbrella has layers as a certain green movie character would say, like an onion. It has layers. It has layers, okay? So certain layers have a little more bite to them, if you would, because I think that's one of the kinks. But, you know, so you have the different types of kink. And I think every form of kink, from what we've seen, and I know we'll get mail telling me how I'm wrong on this, and I'm used to it. But, well, every form of kink and i think every form of kink from what we've seen and i i know we'll get mail tell me how i'm wrong on this and i'm used to it but well every form of kink has a kink there's like rope play and rope play light and like rope play extreme you know there's flogger light flogger and flogger extreme i'm falling i mean i think that i think that makes sense so really what it is is i think you should have to earn certain points to be able to move up so we're swingers right we're swingers okay i'm gonna throw poly somewhere in between swinging and and it's a form of a kink it is i mean that's a totally different thing so we've kind of graduated around somebody's fucking phone is running i bet it's the sound guy's dick so if somebody's taking it's not it not in any mind uh so it's gonna it's gonna be it's not don't fucking look at me like that sound guy so i'm gonna say that paulie's somewhere in between there and somebody's gonna paulie's totally different yeah i know i think it's totally different it is okay okay fine paulie has her poly gets her own umbrella poly wants cracker okay so the poly poly princess as you're lucky there's two poly princesses anyway so just saying so okay so the point of the poly you have to work your way up maybe it's like it's like uh uh what do you call it like an apprenticeship used to be like in the old in the old days, right? You had to work your way to become a master apprentice. So if you're in a rope play, what it means is you get to start with kite string. Once you've mastered the art of kite string and getting somebody turned on by using their fingers in kite string, then you get to move up to heavier forms of rope. So you become a master roper, and then you get to do like the suspension stuff okay well think about it do you want somebody who that's their first time with rope tying you up doing the freaking mission impossible thing and you're hanging above like well i don't know if i would gauge the size of the rope i'm thinking i would no because a kite string could cut you more than a than a rope. Look, kite string ain't going to do shit to my fat ass, okay? It's not going to hold my ass up, and it's not going to cut me. All it's going to do is ensure that I fall with a mighty, mighty thud. I think you start low to the ground and work your way up to the suspension. I think, you know what? Okay, this is totally off topic, and I don't even care. What I think we should do, I think we should work to try to create our own kink. Let's create a kink, like, right now. Our own. You know, I kind of did that with the Halloween shows. Remember that? Remember when I created the kink of two guys wearing the same costumes and switching masks to have sex with a girl? That was kind of like some. Okay, so we need to come up with, like, some. Are you sure that doesn't have a name i i can't find it i did actually look for it i did actually look for it i could not find it that had a name so look somebody people come up with new types of kinks all the time i mean there's the what are the things with the tails of their butt furries furries and so i mean that i mean that hasn't been around forever it's not just a tail It's the whole costume. Well, I know that. But I mean, okay. So let's go with like a kink.
Speaker2: I saw one the other day, and I was like kind of in shock. It would kind of be fun.
Speaker1: Oh, hold on.
Speaker3: Get a pen and paper.
Speaker1: Sound guy, do not fuck up this part of the recording.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: What is that?
Speaker2: The 50s housewife.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, you were telling me about that.
Speaker2: Ooh, that could be fun. I even tried that a couple of times when I stayed at home.
Speaker1: And I don't know. is that the 50s housewife oh yeah you're telling me about that oh that could be fun i even tried that a couple of times when i stayed at home and and i personally think that that's something you should explore even further came home i put your feet up handed you a drink took your shoes off that's right dinner will be ready in a little bit i i think you should work on that and continue to explore that king i think it's important's important for you to, well, it is a lifestyle. Swinging and kink is a lifestyle. I think you should explore that. You think? I think that is an excellent idea that we should explore more into that. Mind you, I'd like to have a pipe and I need to have a job. Well, yeah, great. At this point in time, I would be the 50s housewife. Does this mean I have to take your shoes off and give you a drink and be in an apron? Wait a minute. Wait, this went totally fucking south on my ass. Someone suggested a ball painting kink. All right. Yeah, okay. So I'm just going to put it out here. Let's just cover this right fucking now, shall we? For those of you that don't know, we obviously have a huge Facebook secret Facebook facebook page it's one of the biggest in the country why because we kick ass uh and because obviously we are in the heartland i am a huge husker fan if you don't like it suck my dick uh anyways there's a whole lot of people on our page that are huge iowa hawkeye fans we don't know why but every year they run their fucking mouth and and we bet we make bets y'all get drunk at a party and y'all make a bet i would do it sober because two two years ago we bet your ass literally literally we better we are the wives miss amanda and his wife were not anywhere and they were drinking somewhere else and we were drunk and we bet each other's wives asses without permission uh Needless to say, when the girls found out,
Speaker3: it was not as well-received as we had hoped,
Speaker1: but they agreed to it, which was nice.
Speaker3: And so that year, Nebraska got their ass handed to them by Iowa,
Speaker4: which I hate to have to admit that.
Speaker3: And needless to say, the thing was is that you were gone. were to relatives and i was getting phone calls during the game until the fourth quarter when i quit answering the phone because you were getting anal sex which you did pay your debt we have we have pictures i lost my ass yeah she lost her ass and we have pictures to prove it so it's a horrible picture it would it's just there's this iowa shirt in it and she's fucking yeah anyways fast forward two years later, we're a to prove it. So it's a horrible picture. There's this Iowa shirt in it.
Speaker1: It's just fucking, ugh.
Speaker3: Anyways, fast forward two years later, we're a much better team. And they were running their mouth again.
Speaker2: So this year, the girls would not let us bet any part of them.
Speaker3: So we bet our balls.
Speaker1: And so the loser has to take and paint their balls in the opposing school's colors. He gets his balls painted gold and black. Needless to say, I will have gold and black balls for one day, one day. I will pay up on my bet. But I'm already putting shit out there for next year, motherfuckers. Okay. Enough about my balls. But yes, that could be. I'm sure ball painting could be a kink. yeah yeah well they're kind of there too that's that's you know so i what we need like we need a good kink we need some off the wall fucking kink nothing illegal aren't they all kind of off the no like like you know you walk around in a balloon suit that surely isn't one already out there it is one already out there j What the fuck are the kids doing now? Most likely, if it comes across your mind, somebody's already doing it. Well, this is depressing. There's no way to come up with a new kink. Oh, my Lord. You know what? I'll bet there's... I know there's ponies, people being ponies. I don't know of anybody being sled dogs. There you go. We'll tie this in with the winner. Is there a seriously one with sled dogs, too? What in the flying fuck? You need to go to more Comic-Con conventions, and you see all the kinks there. Dude, how is that? And he agrees with it. Is that a kink or a drunken bat? Well, it's a kink if they live their life, if actually live their life thinking they are that animal i i so there's nothing well this is gonna take so here's the deal here's what i want people to do think of a kink think of something let's see if we can find one god damn it here's the deal crazy truth is going to create the crazy truth kink we're going to figure find something new out there and it's going to be fucked, and I'll probably not participate, but I will facilitate creating the new kink. Oh, yeah? You were paying attention when I said that, weren't you? Facilitate? I will facilitate. About like the cream corn, huh? Ooh, maybe that's it. No. Don't start that shit. Well, it was something. Wrestling and something isn't really a kink. It was a bucket list fucking item. I don't know. We go to some weird parties for those of you that don't know. Make sure you come party with us at all of our events because, yeah, I can say I've never seen cream corn wrestling. Yeah. You know what a kink could be? We could make a podcast and we actually have people hit Patreon. Ooh, there'd be a new kink. If you want to try something new, go to our Patreon and see what happens with that. That'll be awesome. All right, everybody put on your thinking hats and send us some ideas for kink. Now I want to create a fucking kink. I'll bet the costume one is the closest one. Just saying. No, I think probably the costumes ones are the ones that are already. No, with a switching mask and using it like wearing the same costume as your buddy to secretly fuck a girl. That's got to be. It's not like the twins thing where you switch as twins and don't tell the person. I think I came up with one there. Didn't they do that on a movie with college kids and raising funds for their fraternities and sororities? Did they? Oh, great. Now I'm going to get sued for copyright. I i don't know where they went into the moon house or this oh that's right they did revenge of the nerds i wasn't gonna say the name of the movie jackass it's so old but they don't get royalties anymore nobody fucking cares anymore it's that's right yeah they did do that because she thought she was having sex with somebody else darth bad. Yeah. Fuck. God. And I thought of it. I don't even watch a lot of movies. I thought it was so fucking close there, too. Shit. All right. Well, that's our mission from God. A Casbah-worshipping kink. I like that. But, you know, I'm kind of an egomaniac, so it doesn't surprise me that I would like something that's all about. Everybody knows that if it's a Casbah-worshipping kink, that that now oh really okay so i put a picture of on on our twitter oh god of you and christmas lights you know what i put a lot of twitter things out there a lot of tweets if you will uh ain't done i haven't had as many likes as that one did it also picked up about another 45 instagram followers within a half hour so i'm gonna go with that's probably a really a really good thing. Quit yelling. No, I'm not going to quit yelling. I'm excited about this. Jesus Christ. So, you know, yeah, so that would be a Miss Amanda thing. It is what it is. You're the selling feature of the show. No. If you want to see a picture of miss amanda's boobs feel free to take and send us an email we're gonna get all kinds of emails now we should do that signed autographed copies of your boobs you'd do it who wants to see that who wants to see really let's ask our page of 2600 who'd like to see miss amanda's boobs right now yeah watch that thing explode okay I'll see you next time. Who wants to see – really, let's ask our page of 2,600 who would like to see Miss Amanda's boobs right now. Yeah, watch that thing explode. Okay. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, we could actually – that's what we could do. Maybe what we should do is we will make it a – we will make it a Patreon reward. If you do $5, that's what we'll do we'll change it we'll do if you do five dollars you get an autographed topless picture of you yeah okay there we go now now we're cooking this is gonna make christmas fun well what are you guys doing well we're actually signing 75 000 pictures of amanda's boobs mom take was priceless. Okay. Yeah, no, it'd have to be my signature. Well, I know it would. I'm kidding. I know. I don't. It's just for the comedy factor of the show. Okay, so I got another question. What, and this is another one came off Reddit. We had, I saw some really good ones off reddit and actually we had a couple people on reddit that posted the credit the question the question on reddit and also sent it to me but where we were kind of having some internet issues i wasn't responding as fast as i should so i think they thought i was ignoring them so that's where i went to it's reddit uh uh slash swingers is the subreddit so if you get a chance check it out it's really kind of cool we're on there um anyways they said what is the worst day of the year to be a swinger the worst day of the year to be a swinger uh-huh they were bitching because there was no there was nothing open on thanksgiving so they were that that was their niche and they were bitching but then they were legitimately what is the worst day what is the worst day and and worst time of a time of year to be a swinger i don't think there is a bad time of year to be a swinger no it gets more challenging like around the holidays it gets challenging in the summer because everybody goes on vacation. Yeah, actually, the summer is probably harder than, like— But you can still find people. Yeah, I think the summer is actually harder to hook up than, like, around the holidays because—think about it. You're hanging out with your family, and you've got all these—you're going to, like, little kid Christmas programs, and God love them. When we had little kids, we loved them when they were little, too, and we went shitty christmas programs and listened to them like when they're in band when they're like seventh and eighth grade and it's like sound like they're killing cats and you cheer and stuff and you know you're dealing with like grandparents and stuff and you're you know and family you're ready to make the most of your weekends like just going to a movie just doesn't burn the same amount of stress off as say like a i don't know an orgy so it's kind of one of those things that during the holiday season i think people need more cocktails they need a chance to get away during summer it's harder because there are a million and one vacations and the kids are at home and there's you know so some of the activities get a little more challenging to take and be able to go to go to places, people's houses and all that kind of stuff. So I think during the summer, it's a little bit more challenging. I mean, yes, you're going to have certain holidays. No, probably it's going to be hard to find a swinger club open on Christmas or like Thanksgiving.
Speaker2: You know, when we first got in the lifestyle, I always thought it was wrong on Valentine's Day.
Speaker1: Thank God you got over that.
Speaker2: I can't get over that. Anniversary, I won't do.
Speaker1: You sure?
Speaker3: Here we did. That's right. See, that was when we did the Vauer Novel. That was on our anniversary. Yeah. Think it. Think it. Oh. That was like the day before. No, it wasn't. that was on our anniversary yeah think it think it oh that was like the day before no it wasn't it was on our actual anniversary but we were there so we were trying to help a club out so we did a vow renewal and and then you were just you were being a crowd pleaser not a crowd pleaser but yeah yes i remember when we first got on valentine's day it was like you neither one of us could understand why would you have a swingers party on valentine's day it's like how can people do that and now we're like okay okay they're hot let's go you know the anniversary thing yeah it depends as opposed to if you're doing the right event for the right reason that's it's not as big a deal i wouldn't necessarily go out. I don't think we would go out and try to find, like, I hate to say it in another way, say a date, a liaison. We don't date. A liaison. I don't think we would go out of our way to find somebody to hook up with. We wouldn't, like, pre-plan in advance to go hook up on our anniversary with somebody else. You know what I mean? No. I mean, if it, like, randomly, magically happened, like, you know, I don't, maybe. You'd think you'd like to still have sex with each other on your anniversary, just saying. You know, because you think back to our wedding day, you know, when we got married, we just, just like we were both really drunk and really tired and we felt obligated so the sex has been better on our anniversary than it was on our wedding night yeah well if you think back we were really we already had a kid by then so it wasn't that big a deal we we'd consummated early early and often we practiced a lot for that special day nothing like getting back at three o'clock in the morning go well i kind of feel obligated to consummate the same thing you want to have a second oh yeah sure let's hurry up i'm tired it's because you're both ready to pass the fuck out so yeah hammered yeah somebody hit a car um anywho what happened on that yeah that's when we were younger and dumber and did things that weren't quite as smart. I convinced people I was sober. Yeah. Story time. Story time. Okay, I was really drunk. He was really drunk. I convinced myself I was more sober, so I drove. Here's the best part about this. It was 3, 3.30 in the morning. Everybody at our wedding reception was really drunk. The DJ was supposed to quit playing at midnight.
Speaker1: The DJ got drunk and played until 3 in the morning for free.
Speaker3: The club was a mother and daughter that were the bartenders.
Speaker1: They quit charging anybody for drinks at about 11 p.m. because they were so train wrecked. And in fact, they actually took one of my best friends home and tried to have a mother daughter threesome with him he was from a small town uh he got left in the middle of omaha he like ran out of the house didn't know where he was because it freaked him out uh that we had like a 350 bar bill that they never charged us for uh like all the adults the parents were just fucking drunker and shit i mean it was everybody was having the time of our lives when you can get it paid people like djs and bartenders and stuff they were supposed to kick us out of the club at like 12 30 and 4 30 it's still going on so we drive to the hotel or i ride to the hotel i drove we had a new car we had to go to the church first yeah to pick up this is where you did the cell job you've ever done. You're like, I'm good. I'm okay. Are you sure you're good? I'm perfectly fine. Oh, God. And I convinced the other two concerned ones that I was fine. But they were also really drunk, but that's all right. They weren't that bad. They weren't as bad as we were. The best part was when she pulls into the parking lot of the hotel and no the overhang let's say she go get our room she pulled a little close to a car to a van and she run the black mirror of the car all the way down the side of the van of the white van of the white van and at which point in time she stopped she goes what do i do and i said well back the fuck out of there. He says back up. So I back up. And the mirror goes, all the way back down. We go park the car. Of course, you're in your wedding dress. I'm in my tux, stumbling in. And there were people outside. No one said a word to us. And we were just drunk as shit, laughing. Because I remember when we got up to the hotel room, I was all pissed off. Because they were supposed to have a bottle of champagne for us. And you were mad because they didn't have more booze yeah like we needed it i mean i was like sloshing like in a cartoon i was so fucking drunk yeah that was and that's when we were like we're getting ready to go to bed it's like well should we fuck or something you know yeah like yeah i suppose okay that was the worst sex we had ever had that was like two bumps and We were both, were both done. We were happy to be done with it. That's a great place to break. That's just what we need. Now we've got incriminating evidence from 26 years ago. Statue of limitations, motherfuckers. Let's take a quick break. Welcome to the second half sponsors to the show. Crazy Winter Nights, January 19th. If you want the hotel takeover of the year, come to Crazy Winter Nights. It's our formal hotel takeover in Omaha, Nebraska. To get more information, email us at crazy.kazbah at gmail.com. K-R-A-Z-Y dot K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. Crazy Winter Nights. All right, so we're back. Second half of the show. Here we go. Are you ready, Miss Amanda?
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: Is the dog ready?
Speaker2: Doubt it, but let's go.
Speaker1: Is the sound guy ready? Well, I'm getting flicked off all the way around.
Speaker2: Oh, you got flipped off.
Speaker3: Woo!
Speaker2: I didn't do that to you.
Speaker1: Okay, so I just want to talk about fun shit now. Okay. We got it going live, so we're going to have some cool questions for our people. Here's a question for you. What is one holiday thing? It can either be Thanksgiving or Christmas that you looked at and went, I'd use that as a dildo. Oh, God. I love doing this shit because you weren't ready no i wasn't ready because okay let's okay let's do it this way would you use a drumstick ew what if it was in saran wrap so it was like it had a condom on it so you wouldn't get turkey juices on your giblets turkey base isn't very big okay would you use it would you would you use
Speaker2: no you wouldn't no you wouldn't have had a condom on it i'd like to see you put a condom on one
Speaker1: it'd probably be better than putting a condom on me because my dick goes limp and i don't think the turkey leg would just saying uh okay so how would you use a candy cane Thank you.
Speaker4: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker4: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you. Thank you. Thank the turkey leg would. Just saying. Okay, so how would you use a candy cane? Well, there's sugar. I would, but there's sugar and sugar can cause yeast infection. I don't know that you would necessarily unwrap it first. True, yes. Because there's different size candy canes. We know the little ones that were hung with the stockings with care. You ain't got to feel that. You're not going to feel it, but you can do it as a joke. Would you use a little one in your butt, though? Sure. Just for the comical factor. Okay, good. We want to keep making notes of these sorts of things. This is going to be important for a future episode. Would you use an ornament?
Speaker3: Have you ever looked at an ornament and went,
Speaker1: I bet that'd feel good.
Speaker3: No. Not at all.
Speaker1: There's nothing holiday. Look, we see all these memes
Speaker2: on our page
Speaker1: and there's people using all kinds of shit like roasted hams and shit.
Speaker2: That's what I thought was most are glass. I don't want to bust that shit up there.
Speaker1: Hey, you know what? A glass dildo is goddamn expensive. I mean granted it's a little more Solid And it usually doesn't have a hook in it I'm just saying Well there's gotta be something to it All the holiday memes I mean are you like You know other people look at stuff Look this is we get our sex stories, weird sex stories of people that are finding weird things to either fuck or shove up. How about the one video going around where the girl makes a snowman with her ass and then shoves the carrot big side upper butt for the nose? Well, it depends how big the carrot is, wouldn't it? It was a big carrot. That rascally rabbit. And you can tell it wasn't lubed either. It wasn't shiny. Wait a minute. Hold on. I'm trying to read notes. Talk about all the adult likes we make with holidays. Jokes. Oh okay all the dirty jokes all the dirty jokes okay i don't know how you got that i don't even know yeah we need better chalk uh and here's the thing what actually the better thing is is when they take and and somebody had to take those pictures i'm just picturing walking in you're better over the care of your ass she was she was on a bed and you could tell she had the cameras propped up on a dresser
Speaker2: or something or like a table at the end of the bed and she just turns around and she shakes powdered sugar on her ass right right and she puts uh like black circles stuck to her butt cheeks and then she shoves the carrot up her ass.
Speaker3: And she's famous.
Speaker2: And she's famous for it. And she puts a hat on her butt. On the top of her butt.
Speaker1: And she's famous for it.
Speaker2: Yes, because I saw it last year and then got it again this year.
Speaker1: You could do that.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: You got a good butt for that. I mean, people would like it. I guarantee we'd get more Twitter followers. Okay, so it's already been in. So we have to come up with something different. How can you make it Be a Santa Claus We have to put a beard On your ass Put a pipe Whoop If you can make it Blow bubbles People pay money For that kind of shit To blow I don't know how to do that Not that I've ever tried And that's probably why I don't know how to do it Because I haven't tried There's lots of shit like that you haven't tried you're right now we're getting comments i'm pretty plain like the the people that can pick can you pick shit up with your vagina seriously can i do what can you pick shit up with your with your cooter can i pick stuff up yeah i've never tried we need to try that because there's people that can pick pick all kinds of shit up. I'm just saying. Are you opposed to trying? We gotta. Pervertibles are so much fun. Until you have to go to the doctor for internal injuries due to a tennis racket handle. And there we go. And that's why we love doing the show live right there. Yeah. That would hurt. Yeah. You in the shower i'll just say that shampoo bottles not not like your traditional like this big no which shampoo which hair care product should we know about i don't know i was just trying to clean it doctor and then the soap bar just went and went, and it was gone. It wouldn't come back out. We have no idea what happened. Will that just dissolve? What? That's bad. You got horny enough in the shower that you jacked off with a bottle? Mm-hmm. Aren't dildos waterproof? Yep, that was before I had a dildo. That's when you were on the wild side.
Speaker3: Was it my hair care product? I don't remember.
Speaker4: It was so long ago.
Speaker3: It's just coming to light now. I haven't done that since then.
Speaker2: I want to know more about it.
Speaker1: I was going to say, because now all the bottles we buy are the really big ones, and now that'd be like.
Speaker2: Yeah, but now I have a dildo. I can suction cup to the bathroom. I just haven't done that yet.
Speaker1: Make sure you do that. Here's the thing. You want to make sure you you do that and you want to leave it there no yes absolutely absolutely no yes no you want you you want to no i wouldn't rip the wall down no you want you want to you want to leave it there and that when we're gonna have company over and the curtain open just a little bit they can't see all of it, but then they can see there's something because you're going to catch somebody. So what you do is you rig the shower curtain so it's barely hanging up there. So somebody, when they go just a tap to look to see the whole shower curtain comes down, there's no way they can get around the fact that they were trying to see your dildo suction cup to the wall. Just don't leave leave it on the tub well you use it as a handle think about that when you're older you could use those as for like safety rails what was it that i saw today there was a christmas tree where it was made out of dildos can we do that make a dildo christmas tree here's the thing it would be worth it to me to have a dildo christmas tree just to watch my parents expression when they walked in and wanted to see what you've done with your mantle and your holiday directions this year i'm telling you you want to talk about so what you should do is find out all the toys and stuff that are phallic symbols or that can be used as toys, but they don't have a clue what it is. See, like you could put like, you know, leather, you could take like a leather harness and put it in there and they would never know what that was. And then if you, the glass dildo, you can put it in there. They would go, oh, well, that's cute. It's got a little heart an icicle on the end it's an icicle no you know what i think would be really funny to do and this is okay i'm gonna apologize to everybody listening before i even say this that's how bad this is gonna be because you can get all different sizes of dildos shapes and sizes and colors all nine yards right yeah here's what i think we need to do and because you are like the the macgyver of pinterest right so you can make anything so uh what i think that you should do is i think you should get a plethora of different sizes dildos paint faces on them and make the nativity scene out of dildos and put it on your mantle. This is why I apologize before I said this, because I was going to say this ahead of time. That's just wrong. Well, because the three wise men can be different sizes. And I'm just thinking, you know, and like, you know, for like the manger, I mean, you know, I don't know how you do all the different animals. Well, the ass would be easy. You go get, like, one of those little fake butts and put up there and stuff like that. That would be... That already exists, too? Jesus Christ. Everybody's taking all the good shit I want to do. Oh, my God. Well, fuck it. I want to make a set of Christmas lights hanging outside my house that are tics and pussies.
Speaker3: There it is.
Speaker1: Fuck that. I'm sure somebody already has it, but nobody in my neighborhood does, and so that would make it all worthwhile.
Speaker2: Okay, so I'll have to get out a little Christmas tree, and I'll have to see what I can decorate of it.
Speaker1: See how you can make it into something.
Speaker2: Because a tree topper could be that glass dildo.
Speaker1: Yeah, like one of the butterfly ones. Because it has a heart, and then it's kind of a lube, so you can almost put wings on it and call it an angel. And this is why we don't buy lottery tickets, because we're never going to win it. This is why. You can blow up condoms to make little balls. Now, wait a minute. Let's think this is true. If you put lubed condoms on the Christmas lights, it should change the reflective glow on the lights. And I'm thinking that would be kind of cool.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: We have a safe tree here. You know, the thing is, well, okay, so we have a fireplace. So you could just go get a bunch of huge black and white, those giant dildos and put them in, a wood, the wood holder and say those are our Yule logs and just put a big pile of dildos right there. Oh, yeah, they're snow globes out of condoms. There you go, we can make snow globes.
Speaker2: I don't know how see-through they are, though. I haven't blown one up to look.
Speaker1: It's not like when I put one on, my penis just disappears.
Speaker2: No, but it's supposed to be,
Speaker1: well, most of them are flesh colored. No. Unless you get the special ones. No, they're not flesh-colored. No. These are not pantyhose. They're like lollipops. They come in green and blue and red. Most of the ones I've seen have been flesh-colored. You can shake your head all you want to. Should I go get the giant bag out of the car and start peeling them open and seeing what color they are? Let's see. How many licks does it take to get the son of a colored condom? What? No. Okay, so there's... Still, even flesh-colored, you wouldn't be able to see the dick if they weren't see-through. They're basically clear. When they're stretched out big enough, they're clear. I don't don't stretch them out enough so i mean with mine maybe it's a little darker you can it hides it better i don't know it shades it if we took glow in the dark condoms and put them on the tree that'd be kind of fun just saying yeah oh my lord yeah now you have my brain really going this is great we're gonna figure out how we can decorate at our decorate our entire house With sex toys No I was just thinking a little tree I think we should just hide dildos In our regular Christmas tree That's what I think we should do You know what we'll do on this For the YouTube video Have a picture of our tree So then people can point out where they think we should put the dildos Didn't you do do that last year? Put something in it? No, I've never hidden dildos in the tree. I've hidden presents for you in the tree. I mean, not like that type of a present. I'd stand in the tree myself, but it gets itchy after a while. I'm naked and trying to give a heart on until the holidays. Just saying. But no. We could put cock rings and stuff on them and call them wese i think this i think we're on to something there i think we need to open the first adult christmas the first adult christmas uh emporium that's what we need to do hold on we've got comments and suggestions uh coming in okay now we got something oh now i'm thinking about making flavored snow globe cupcakes oh rock on hey uh when you do make sure you send us a couple of those because we'll talk about those on the air on our lives absolutely i mean we're not going to eat them if you're like wrapping them in condoms but unless they're edible condoms doesn't she do baking she does okay yeah i i don't know do they make make edible condoms? They make edible underwear. That would kind of defeat the purpose. It would defeat the purpose, don't you think? If they dissolve in water, yes, that could be a problem. Wait a minute. I think I found a flaw in the system. A fly in the ointment. See, now I got you all kinds of thinking. Flavored, but not a... There's no way a flavored condom is going to taste that good I don't know, that'd be up to you to decide How many licks do you take to get all the flavor off Is it on the outside or the inside? What? Well, suck a guy's dick after they have a condom on It tastes blah It's like rubber The coneheads, that's right No, I'm not sucking a guy's dick what no you're not but which is worse female okay wait a minute what's worse the taste of a condom or a post condom or lube that's it now see there's a see look now we're back to a serious topic here. That's a serious question.
Speaker3: Well, lube really doesn't have much of a flavor.
Speaker4: Most of it's worn off by the time you get it into your mouth anyway. Not that one guy.
Speaker3: Remember the one guy?
Speaker1: Remember the one guy we went over? He was, like, putting on a show, and it was like he dumped, like, 87 pounds of lube just to jack off. And if I remember, I sucked his dick that night. Well, what did the lube taste like? It didn't. Really? I'm surprised because that guy used more lube than I. I'm not a lube guy. I don't use lube. I mean, I use lube when I'm like, what the fuck? But like to jack off, I don't use lube. I've never been somebody that needed that. You'd be the neighbor and use hand lotion. That takes takes too much time i don't want to have to get all the supplies out when i was a kid if i was like digging around the hall closet my mom was like what are you doing just get ready to jack off you know hold on you know i'd have a box of sticky kleenexes all over three bottles of hand fucking hand cream and shit all i mean i've just been a fucking mess so mess. So I've just never been one to use lube to pull one off. You just don't grip as tight so it feels light and tickles different. It is what it is. Look, you tried it. I suppose you could lick your hand.
Speaker2: I'm going to spit in it. It's okay. Hey.
Speaker1: That is a tried and true mark of a true professional porn person.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Look, the amateur person, when they spit, they do it wrong. They like hog a loogie on their dick, okay? Then they're just smearing snot on their cock. That is not what they're supposed to be doing. Trained professionals, these guys know what they're doing. And these gals they you
Speaker2: know i just there's a class watching a guy spit in his hand to rub it on his dick to jack off or
Speaker1: to get it hard in all seriousness how does that really actually with where it's going to go from
Speaker2: there how does that actually bother you because if i even had a notion to suck his dick to help him out i'm not going to now i don't know i just have this thing you'll kiss him yeah you'll
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. actually bother you because if i even had a notion to suck his dick to help him out i'm not going to now i don't know i just have this thing you'll kiss him yeah you'll no i didn't that guy no not that guy in particular but you'll kiss a guy uh a lot of stuff well yeah if you run out of loom okay here's the thing is that you is that you'll kiss a guy. You'll French kiss a guy, right? Ah, tongues and all.
Speaker3: Yeah. Okay?
Speaker1: You'll suck a guy's dick, right?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: You'll fuck a guy, right?
Speaker3: Well, yeah.
Speaker1: You'll suck his dick after the fact.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: You'll watch a guy fuck somebody else, kiss all the rest of those same things, and suck a guy's dick after all that, right? Yeah. Ish. So you're telling me that a little bit of fucking slobber is a deal killer? I mean, I mean, is it just because you can see it? No, I mean, that's a legitimate question if you think about it. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know what my hang-up is. Maybe it's just spit. I don't, just, eh. Is it something we need to practice and work on?
Speaker1: I'll just walk around spitting on my hand all over the place. And, yeah, is it the spit or the spitting?
Speaker3: Is it the actual slob or the pfft sound?
Speaker1: Yeah, I just spit in the Casbah Studio, for those who didn't know know just to figure out so you knew what i was doing um i don't know well this is gonna be this is gonna be probably watching him it's pretty kind of barbaric it's more like desperate is what i think it is it looks bad and we're getting now see on our on our live thing we're getting other ladies shaming that's spitting is gross. Okay, but see, you can get away with it more because you're not a swallower. As a general rule. Look, any chick, if you swallow cum, if you like, I love to swallow cum, don't miss a drop. You cannot bitch about a guy spitting on his cock. I think it's gross to see women slobber all over a dick before they lick it. I haven't understood that really. It's not necessary to actually take in you don't have to have the dick wet
Speaker2: as long as your mouth is wet. Well okay when you're going down on his dick and it's dry to actually get your lips down you're running into friction on your lips. So that's where teeth end up coming involved. So you have to get creative and use your tongue to wet it
Speaker1: Thank you. You're running into friction on your lips So that's where teeth end up coming involved So you have to get creative And use your tongue to wet it Right As you're going But you don't need to have a garden hose out there And just fucking, you know Going absolutely It could be the act of spitting Going absolutely apeshit And just like, you know, gobbling it I mean, I get it i i think i think in the swinging community too many people try to like uh actually they see shit on a porn and so then they actually think that they can they can take and recreate that or they think they have to and they don't understand these people like they fucking don't get off a lot of times because they you know they just they just don't so they they don't get it so they try to recreate it that's that's i think the biggest the biggest problem with it can i have a piece of bread miss miss amanda loves being the keeper of the pets i don't know why i am the keeper because you're. Because they love you more. That's really what it is. It's just a love thing. Okay, so that's going to be our experiment. I'm going to have different people. I'm not going to tell you when I'm going to have it done. I'm going to have different people just walk by you and spit. Just to see if somebody's just walking by you. Not like Haka-Loggy, not like. But just, you know, just a casual. I don't like to watch. Yeah. I spit in the studio. Get to prove a point. I don't like to watch guys spit. I don't like to watch women spit either. I've seen that in the South woman. No, had big old water chew in her mouth. I'm like, a lady no that we can't swallow that shit I'm gonna remember that
Speaker3: be a lady no be a lady
Speaker2: don't do it oh jeez
Speaker1: just my opinion just send all your hate mail to our southern belle Miss Amanda
Speaker2: well in the south it's just like well you know there's a higher standard
Speaker1: some people would would say that's better than smoking you suck and blow in public I'll see you like it. I think you have the hang of it is spitting. It could be. Because I've seen you turn around and hawk a come-lookie out pretty goddamn fast. Actually, you don't see me spit, spit. I have seen you. You see me. No, at the world-famous bonfires, I have seen you spit, spit. That's when the guy did that without letting me know and it pissed me off let me ask you this question this is a serious question too actually it goes right along with this okay i know when i'm gonna come and every guy does when a guy says oh it snook up on me bullshit right complete bullshit okay all right so so but can you not tell when i'm gonna come if you're if you're touching my balls you cannot feel when i'm gonna come no you don't taste a little squirt of a pre-treat nothing i figured you would know
Speaker2: that's great to know because now the only way i know from you is by your balls Thank you. i figured you would know that's great to know because now the only way i know from you is by your balls so you can feel you can you feel my balls right now the whole thing tightens up the whole sack and everything am i the only guy that does that really flop i don't know i don't grab other guys balls while i'm the fuck you don't don't you toggle are you toggle free shut up a lot of times i'm not paying attention
Speaker1: you don't usually do that all the way it's it's the porn model it's usually like dick sucking then too that's a precursor a warm-up it's like stretching eating pussy and sucking dick when you're sport fucking is actually just like stretching before an athletic event I don't know maybe it's make sure they're hard i don't know it no i think it's because in the movies i think that if the movies would have started off if every porn started off with uh them fucking and then ended with a blowjob like a lot of blowjob scene then i think it would have changed i think everybody would do the exact opposite i've been in a lot of situations that isn't always suck dick first i mean a few of them but not all of them where was i you weren't there well okay if there's a two girls aren't just wait the girls start off first and then it blossoms i'm telling you if you go off the porn script with most people it will fuck everything up if we took a poll right now 90 of people would say it goes if there's two girls interested if the two girls are are by quote unquote that girls start then dick sucking then fucking that's the appropriate correct order of things okay if there's not two girls interested it's dick sucking then pussy eating then fucking and so that there's like there's like an order of things that's how every porn is made okay i get that i've watched them except for the doorbell i didn't put the doorbell part in or the mystical knock on the door yeah one really hot lesbian video you need to find that one put a link to that one that's your favorite one
Speaker3: Thank you. The Mystical Knock on the Door. Yeah. I got one really hot lesbian video.
Speaker1: You need to find that one. Put a link to that one. That's your favorite one. Was there a knock on the door on that one?
Speaker2: I'm not sure I saved it somewhere.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: No, that was on your regular porn viewing channel, was it?
Speaker3: Yep. Was it? Yep.
Speaker1: Do you watch it often?
Speaker2: I haven't for a while.
Speaker3: What's hotter? Chick-on-chick porn or regular porn? Depends. Depends on if it's true chick-on-chick or if it's just that. No, y'all really aren't enjoying it. You're just doing it to make money. I want the ones that are really passionate about it. A lot of them do. The old ones do. A lot of porns feature what? No, not all. You're saying the sound guy is saying not all porns feature plumbers or pool guys. No, and sometimes like neighbors and shit. I research this all the time. When Amanda watches porn, she fast forwards from the beginning of it and goes straight to the juicy stuff. The fucking.
Speaker4: You do.
Speaker3: Except that one.
Speaker2: Except I watch a lot of outdoor and that really has nothing to do with pool guys. Well, pool guys probably would, some of them. But the ones I watch are more the taxi drivers.
Speaker1: So, if you're not, if you're ever an Uber driver and you're in the in the area send us an email we can let you know when miss amanda needs an uber driver this could be your lucky day do you have like a fetish for that for the taxi drivers yeah no i like public sec out well outside well you like outside right but what compilations oh yeah so but but you like outside, right, but what? Compilations.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: So, but you like the, why the taxi driver ones?
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I know I'm getting you for Christmas now. I'm getting you a taxi ride to work every day.
Speaker2: Oh, whatever. Move on.
Speaker3: Oh, why?
Speaker1: No, you hate it.
Speaker2: Whatever we talk about, it could be a bucket list or a Miss Amanda kink. You hate that shit. Why is that exactly? Fake driving school. Why is that? There's that one. You've seen that one? No, well, I've seen a couple of them that were the fake driving school. Except sometimes the age difference was so bad. If you have a fetish with cars, that sucks because you owe me. You fucking owe so bad If you have a fetish with cars That sucks because you owe me You fucking owe me If you have a fetish with cars We will go take the cars out right now To a park and go fuck No it's not necessarily It's not necessarily the In the car thing Outdoor if they're going to a park Or like the taxi driver Once when they pull off the side of the road and get out and fuck i like those in the in the nasty part of town under the fucking no no it's usually in a park it's usually a secluded park there's just some i just judge me go ahead i'm not judging we have no kink shaming here. Is that really a kink?
Speaker4: Yes.
Speaker1: Fuck yeah, that's a kink or a fetish.
Speaker3: Hell yes, it is. All I know is now if you're like, no, no, I'll just take a taxi home, I'll be like, oh, she wants to get laid.
Speaker1: Why do you think I like the camp house so much? Obviously, this summer, the crazy truth is going to be on the road.
Speaker3: Yeah, no shit. Inside the car.
Speaker1: We're too old for that. We snap and pop too much when we do that now we tried it in a car once and that was just awkward as shit this summer see i need a pickup then you can get the best of both worlds on the back outside the bed outside but you can stand up if you want i don't care just you know this summer what we're going to be doing is we're going to be on the road uh a this summer, so look for our vehicle. You never know what you'll see, apparently. I'm going to be learning stuff, too. I just like it outside. Bend over the cab. Yeah, well, we're in the back. Bend over the tailgate. It's kind of difficult for me to have sex standing up. I'm telling you, I'll get a pickup. We'll put a little padding down there for your knees and stuff and, and for your butt and whatever else. And then we'll, we'll go from there. We'll knock it out. We'll, we'll, it'll be, it'll be perfect. You know what? Guess, guess who Cole's going to be calling to see who wants to sponsor our show next? Truck manufacturers. That's who we'll get, we'll give you a screaming endorsement on that shit. Okay. One gal says skip cum shots. She says she blatantly skips cum shots. Yeah, because that's kind of crap. And then someone else commented that the stories are lame as hell. That's like saying you get a Playboy for the articles. What? They're a highly respected news source. Just saying. Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah, I can watch a porn all the way through i'll find like a good one it'll be like 68 minutes i'm like well i only need like two minutes and 38 seconds of it so yes i can't stand facials this is disgusting well i mean yes yes they are there's the appropriate thing i'm supposed to say do you like them i do not i don't necessarily like to watch other people getting them but it sure is i'm not opposed that if if someone that i'm playing with is like please oh please shoot your load on my face i am probably going to go ahead and take full advantage of that you won't get that from me i really not even on birthdays anymore i've tried all the way through so okay well now we have digressed way far enough at this point time you have anything else you want to add no i'm good everybody learned a lot of shit from me today yes they did but i can tell you this miss man you'll never have to worry about driving home uh drunk ever again i'm sure someone will offer you a ride wherever we're at i hope i can find one too uh anyways so that being said hey let's give a shout out again to our sponsors remember if you're trying to slide but you ain't got the glide you need a little bit of spunk lube that's right our good friends out of spunk lube with their they have four different types uh make sure you visit them at www.spunklube.com also make sure in the coupon code you put casbah k-a-s-b-h and you're gonna get 10 off of your uh entire order so we love the guys out at spunk lube we do use spunk lube and we love it also don't forget january 19th crazy winter nights that's right you want to come to the midwest largest uh formal semi-formal hotel takeover uh this is the place you need to be uh omaha nebraska january 19th crazy winter nights to get signed up and get on the list email us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H at gmail dot com alright kids there you go that's another episode of the crazy truth man we got we covered I don't know what the fuck I'm going to name this one it's just going going to be like, I'm just going to name it like episode 28 clusterfuck. Anyway, so if you like what you hear, feel free to follow us a couple of different places. Number one, feel free to visit us on Twitter. That would be at Truth Crazy. We'll put good pictures of Miss Amanda on there.
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