Krazy Truth #23 Real life: Pizza delivery guy gets laid

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Naughtypops. Are you looking for lollipops with adult shapes for any special occasion? Bachelor,orette parties gag gifts and more they have tons of gourmet flavors that are shipped right to your door order yours today at www.naughtypopsnow.etsy.com and tell them crazy truth sent you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth hey guess what this is episode 23 got it right fuck you all yeah it is no that's coming no yep yeah suck it sound guy yeah no this is episode 23 so i'm your host with the most i'm cole and i'm here with the lovely Miss Amanda. Hey.
Speaker2: And we're going to do what we do best.
Speaker1: Yeah, so wave to the right.
Speaker2: Hey.
Speaker1: I was waving to that one. We're going to do what we do best, which is make up answers to questions.
Speaker3: Make up answers.
Speaker1: So we're going to start the show like we always do with a crazy sex story. I got to tell you what, this is a good one. This is actually sent in to us by one of our listeners. Okay. And I'm like, rock on. So this has got all kinds of different elements to it that who would have thunk it. This is, okay, so in Union City, California, a 27-year-old Laura Martinez went into the local Walmart and proceeded to strip naked uh in the middle of the store and started to try out all their different sex toys uh that they have now in the store yeah walmart a walmart yeah i know that was the same thing i said walmart carries sex toys obvious obviously that the store in in california does so uh they had she had tried out 12 different dildos uh before that she was apprehended and uh so when they they came in she was in the middle of the aisle masturbating in the middle of the aisle when the police got there so she maybe she was in was in the power tool section. No, ma'am. That's not a dildo. That's merely a drill. I've got nothing. Here's the thing. She is currently facing seven criminal charges. Felony indecent exposure. Causing public indecency and disorderly conduct. And let me just put in there, the time of day this happened, 9.45 a.m. That's right. Not in the middle of the night.
Speaker2: Nope.
Speaker1: 9.45 a.m.
Speaker3: Well, you know, people get off at all different times of the day.
Speaker1: Obviously, she gets off in every aisle. So here's the best part. She could be facing three years in jail and $25,000 in fines. You better come like a motherfucker for $25,000. That would have been one hell of an orgasm. Maybe she shouldn't reach it. Keep trying. Wait. Let me finish. Let me finish. Yeah, I'm just like, you know, I'm like, this is just fucking awesome. 9.45 a.m. What should we do this morning? Well, I know, like in the stores, you can buy the little finger one, the little finger clit vibrator thing. Would you try it out? No. Would you strip naked? Not just try it, not like casually, like, hey, let's just see, rub this. Okay we know people that have found uh sex toys that weren't really sex toys at a uh home improvement store uh that are actually a cat pooper scooper it shifts the fucking vibrates out that is used as it is used as a fucking dildo well not a dildo no actually just a vibrator yeahator yeah so i mean it takes all kinds so number one uh i want to go out to that store in california to see what else they might have number two i don't care who you are that is that is dedicated to your craft right there nothing better so uh yeah so what'd you do today i went to walmart got milk, got some light bulbs, got off, got arrested. All right, so hey, so if you know other funny, if you guys see other funny sex stories like that, don't hesitate to send those out to us because we love to share those on the news, no, on the podcast, because these type of sex stories make us realize as swingers we're goddamn normal i can't imagine what would possess you to go and just use it unless you couldn't afford to buy one no that's what she said she goes she was not trying she was only doing it to test out the product to see which one she wanted to buy she told that to the police she was only testing out to find out which one she wanted to buy because she wasn't familiar with with all of them so she wanted to try them out can you imagine the people that probably go there and buy it and then try it out at home and go oh i didn't like this one and return it i'll tell you this one that would be gross so if you buy one i would really highly suggest cleaning it before using all i can say is you know open box items like tvs and stuff yeah no don't do that with sex toys i'm just saying hey if it's sticky we're not going we're not going there oh good all right shall we move away from from i can't wait for the holiday season you might know what kind of weird shit we're gonna hear hear. It's going to be awesome. All right, so shall we move on to... I just can't get over that. I've got nothing. I want to know, do they roll down the prices? No wonder. No wonder Walmart has a smiley face. Well, they do have probably the back massages that are like a lawn. Yeah. Yes. They do have rulers that are like rulers And they have like, you know, shocks that are shocked
Speaker3: Now we know people that are into BDSM And they go walk into the store and go Ooh, that would be good as a paddle Ooh, that would feel good One had that deep tissue massager And it looked like a butthook It really did
Speaker1: Now here's the thing that they didn't say You know, some Walmarts have grocery departments Let's pray to God she wasn't in the grocery department
Speaker3: Oh God
Speaker2: I don't say. You know, some Walmarts have grocery departments.
Speaker1: Let's pray to God she wasn't in the grocery department.
Speaker2: Oh, God. Really?
Speaker1: Everything's a dildo if you're got courage enough.
Speaker3: Wash your fruits and vegetables.
Speaker1: No, those are not fruit flies, kids.
Speaker3: Just so you know. Oh, stop it.
Speaker1: Okay, let's move on. By the way, feel free to send all your hate mail to us To you, not to me That's gross You know what, there's going to be people not going in Searching Walmarts for sex toys Oh my god, you have to peel bananas Tree dicks And someone put a picture of pickles And it was turtle dicks I I like tree dicks, you like turtle dicks. There you go. Oh, that's bad. Okay. All right, so let's get to our first. Let's get to a question, shall we? We have those? We have, yes. Thank God we have a question. Let's get off that subject. Okay. So, listen, I don't want to do that one yet. No, I don't want to do that one yet either. Okay, I want to do this one. Okay, this one comes to us from Oklahoma. Oklahoma. This comes to us from Dan. I was allowed to use the whole first name, Dan. Ooh. We're getting news to you now. Yeah, because that's so flipping funny. John Smith. Okay, so Dan asked us, is it okay to invite someone to a party without talking to the host? It's someone that you know is your good friend and you know their friend. Is it okay to invite them to a party without prior consent from the host or the hostess of the party. No.
Speaker2: You're like, nope, thanks for asking.
Speaker3: Is that really a question? Well, okay, no question is a stupid question.
Speaker2: Bullshit.
Speaker1: Okay, so, no, the obvious answer is no if it's a house party, right? I mean, look, if it's a house party and you're invited over for dinner, you don't show up and go, oh, by the way, this is my neighbor Jim. He was hungry, too. You don't fucking do that. This is my neighbor Jim. He's horny, too. You don't do that. But what about a bigger party? What about like a hotel party or like a, you know, something like that? It depends on how the parties are hosted. Okay. As far as like a hotel party or a party at some hall, I't know where else are they we're going to the vfw hall kids we went to some that they closed a bar down and it was inside of a bar it was more of a meet and greet and you drove to a hotel afterwards right you still depending on the host or who's putting on the party would want to know right right well and here's the thing it kind of comes down to common courtesy remember it's still most things are not you're not going to find most parties like uh listed like on a billboard you know join join the army join the navy swinger party this night at this hotel you're not going to see that right so most time there's some sort of discretion involved with it so yes here's the deal even though you might think this person be a great fit for your hotel party or is a great person if someone else is putting on the party you don't know what what they've had to do to put on the party or whatever the case may be you have to let them know you can't just now if it's someone that's new i want to hit on this because this is a big deal if somebody that's new you're like well i think they really like the lifestyle you damn well better fucking talk to those first yeah okay because here's the deal it's all fun and games that they're you you're pretty sure they're okay until the first time they come in and they see somebody sucking somebody else's dick and shit's getting wild and they freak out because you're not going to be the one that has to deal with that shit the host is so if it's if if the things are specific hey this is uh you know we're gonna give you the location after we get your information you cannot give that shit out if you give that shit out uh be prepared you're gonna it's gonna be known and be prepared that you could be not allowed to come into the party very because think of it this way who wants to be the douchebag that invites the wrong person into the party that the next thing you know there's like a front page article in the newspaper and it happens okay so people think this shit doesn't happen let me give you a perfect example okay perfect Okay, perfect example. This is going to show my age right here. Don't even fucking care. When Elvis Presley died, don't roll your fucking eyes. When Elvis Presley died, okay, they were not letting very many people into Graceland to view the body. They let a very close family friend in to view the body. That would be Carolyn Kennedy, right? And she snuck pictures of him in the casket. And two days later, on the cover of Rolling Stones, was the exclusive of Elvis in his casket. Nice. That was a family fucking friend. Huh? What? Weird? I don't know. Anyways. So, okay. So, don't think it can't happen at a lifestyle party. so if i don't know anyways so okay so don't think it can't happen at a lifestyle party so if you don't know something you invite a man think they're gonna be cool and all of a sudden all hell breaks loose that shit's on you that's very true okay so make sure so the thing is you need to let them know you need to let hosts and hostesses know who who if you want to invite somebody let them contact the person or whatever the rules are, however it's set up, let them contact or be contacted, then you're off the hook. And if it's a house party, fuck yeah, call. Jesus Christ, right? Yeah, but it's small enough they're going to notice. Wait, there's some random guy here or a random girl here. At a house party, they might be more apt to go, okay, yeah let them know but they're trying to plan food and you know ratios and all kinds of shit like that very true but it does it does depend on the host though yes we know some people are like yeah rock on you know well you don't need sure you know who okay awesome okay we'll give the example of our party right so our party is a huge party it's a six seven person hotel takeover if you want to bring somebody else yeah they have to register as long as they register we don't care i mean as long as they register we're going to check to make sure they're in the lifestyle thought out it's not that big a deal like we're not planning an order so if one more person or person or one other couple is there Throw everything off and we're all fucked It doesn't work that way But you still have to be on a list You cannot just walk up to the door and be like Hey I'm Bob and this looks like a great place to be And we're going to go come on in It doesn't work that way So we're still going to check that a little bit Oh well There is gonna oh well okay there is a rare example we have you know occasionally you know if you okay so we had we've been at a party and one of our parties where there was a pizza guy that the people order our party and this other party were in the same hotel the same hotel same guy the first time we were we were attending the party we weren't putting it on that's right and we get in the elevator and here's this pizza delivery guy i'm like hey how's it going he goes it's going good and then all of a sudden you see him again later and you're going oh you're back and he goes yeah yeah that motherfucker had the biggest smile on his face ever it wasn't until the third time that he's like, yeah, I delivered this pizza and this girl
Speaker3: sucked my dick. Oh, it was awesome. And we're like, dude, when you get off work, just come back.
Speaker1: And he did.
Speaker3: And he did.
Speaker1: And he did. And everybody recognized him.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: That was hilarious.
Speaker1: So when we had our big party, he was delivering pizza again. And I said, oh my gosh, you're back. And he goes, yeah, yeah i told them any deliveries at this hotel they're mine they're mine this guy yeah so okay and we but now he's kind of part of the family he actually lived these people were just pre-partying and there were women answering the door naked yeah and shit and he was just like hello and i don't know if you made a lot of money But I guarantee You got a lot of tips
Speaker3: He got a lot of
Speaker1: He hit the sex lottery
Speaker3: Some of them in favors
Speaker1: Twice Twice he hit that And you know what This year when we have our party We'll call Darwin The other place We'll call the place And say hey
Speaker3: We'd like a pizza
Speaker1: We'd like a pizza Delivered please We have a specific person in mind We're going to make This motherfucker his day
Speaker3: Oh I gotta remember What his name was
Speaker1: It was like Drew
Speaker3: Or something
Speaker2: I don't know. Say, hey, we'd like a pizza delivered, please. We have a specific person in mind. I'm going to make this motherfucker a day. Oh, I got to remember what his name was.
Speaker1: It's like Drew or something.
Speaker3: Drew, if you're listening, we want a pizza.
Speaker2: Okay, so be cool with that. That's a huge one.
Speaker1: That's just party season. See, that was a good question.
Speaker2: I like that. Did I say it wasn't? No.
Speaker1: I kind of questioned it. That's kind of a damn dumb question. Okay, but then I liked it more. Okay, so let's move on to the next question. See, these are really good party questions. Okay. Because it's party season. It's party season. Party season. We just had one yesterday. We did. We're still recovering. Do not give me tequila. Only if you want to see her puke. Nummy. I don't remember part of the night. But it makes great memories for the rest of us. And that's all that really matters. Okay. So this is a big one. Guys and girls. This one comes out from Nebraska. Yeah. We got one right from the Midwest. Go Huskers. Yeah. Really? Send all your hate mail. No, no. Crazy cats, no, whatever. Okay, so this one was sent to us by a female. That's all I'm allowed to say. Okay. And the question is to shave or not to shave. Now, I'm going to go on a limb here. I didn't try to get a hold of them because we were getting ready for a party. So, I didn't get a hold of them to make sure that we were talking about armpits, legs, or cooters.
Speaker2: I'm going to go with.
Speaker3: We know what we're talking about. They're genitals.
Speaker2: You don't know. Genitals. Genitals.
Speaker1: You can't say that on this show. That is so wrong for this show.
Speaker2: Genitals.
Speaker1: Now, we're going to be talking about penises and vaginas.
Speaker3: You're not shaking your penis. It's your balls.
Speaker2: Testicles. It's the politically's your balls. Testicles.
Speaker1: It's the politically correct crazy truth.
Speaker2: Moist.
Speaker1: Okay, so... So to shave or not shave? So the first question, everybody who watches our YouTube channel or knows us is going to want to know... They don't give a fuck what I do, but they're going to want to know, what do you do? Dun
Speaker3: I shave.
Speaker1: Well, I know that. Guess what? Not everybody in the lifestyle has had a chance to see that.
Speaker3: Oh, really? I waxed a couple times, or a few times.
Speaker1: That's only going to be a problem when we can honestly say that everybody already knows
Speaker3: that. I haven't got pictures. And she goes, are you seriously taking pictures? And I said, I might put it on our Facebook page.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: I didn't. It didn't show anything anyway, and I didn't like how I look, so it didn't go on there.
Speaker1: What's it going to show? It should be a hairy strip of wax.
Speaker3: No. It was her putting the
Speaker1: wax on really measure me out you watch on my top uh but i was very open about what we
Speaker3: what do you mean by very open that i told her that well you have to do that too you you can't be shy when it comes to doing that by any stretch of the imagination. Butterfly
Speaker4: position.
Speaker3: It's okay. Like I care.
Speaker1: Well not you but I guarantee you.
Speaker3: Yeah. Shut your mouth now. Before it goes
Speaker1: too far. Too late.
Speaker3: I mean come on.
Speaker1: It is what it is. So you know
Speaker3: Okay. So I've waxed a few times I don't know. far too late i mean come on it is it is what it is so you know okay so i've waxed a few times let me tell you what i liked waxing waxing i was ready when we got home as soon as i got home i was like oh feel how wet that is yes you were waxing i'm not into pain but there's some reason about wax but waxing but then i got away from it i was shaving now i don't want it to grow out long enough to have to wax again there's the big thing the three week rule right well i never followed through with that you had to well they didn't want you to shave between waxings and that they wanted you to go four weeks. I'm like, I ain't going four weeks.
Speaker1: No, no, because at that point I was going,
Speaker3: it's a little fuzzy by then. It's like,
Speaker1: what if I have a party? Fuzzy was a bear.
Speaker3: And she goes, well, if you have a party and you need some more removed, we'll just come back in. I'm like, okay. Move off the top
Speaker1: and the sides, please. Well, okay, but here's the thing. So is it a requirement to shave?
Speaker3: No. No.
Speaker1: Everybody has different tastes. Like, you know, some people like
Speaker2: Let's do it again. Well, okay, but here's the thing. So is it a requirement to shave? No.
Speaker1: No.
Speaker2: Everybody has different tastes.
Speaker1: Like, you know, some people like all natural. Some people like landing strips. Some people like, you know, just a little soul patch. Some people like it smooth as a baby butter.
Speaker3: A soul patch and a landing strip about the same thing?
Speaker2: No, landing strip.
Speaker3: No, no. Well, I don't know. I don't know their names.
Speaker1: It would be like a landing strip. A soul patch would be like a landing strip for like a helicopter? No, landing strip. No, no. Well, I don't know. I don't know their names. It'd be like a landing strip. A soul patch would be like a landing strip for like a helicopter, just a little helipad.
Speaker2: Can you imagine?
Speaker3: There was a neighbor. She goes, well, you know, I shave, but what I do is I leave it in a little heart, and I'm like...
Speaker1: Yeah, decorative cuda designs.
Speaker3: Okay, seriously. And she goes, yeah, I leave a little heart, and I shave everything.
Speaker1: I'm like going, oh my God. Well, whatever, as you're comfortable with if you that makes you feel sexy rock on whatever you have time for in the morning that's all i'm just picturing taking a cookie cutter and putting it up against your cooter and then shaving around it so it's smooth and stuff i'm just, during Christmas, you're going to make it into a Christmas tree. That'd be really impressive. I'm not going to luck and lie. If somebody, I like all shaved. I really do. But if someone wanted to have more bush, and it was in a Christmas tree, and you painted little fucking ornaments on it, I'm taking a picture of that, and I'm much more apt to tap that just out of principle oh wow coming down your chimney ho ho ho really I got nothing on that holy shit only you would think about that but make more sense for you to have jingle balls okay okay? Well, on a guy, you could do that.
Speaker2: Well, you've got to be careful because you have to enunciate very carefully with that. Jingle balls, jingle versus dingle. Oh, good God. Because jingles are pleasant, dingles not so much. Oh, stop it. Okay, so what about on a guy? If you shave, you shouldn't have those. What about on a guy? What do you like on a guy? You know, I either like it trimmed really short or shaved. Like a buzz cut. Because I don't want pubic hair in my teeth or down my throat. Which makes sense. There's just nothing unattractive. And then I have very sensitive skin, so I'm very ticklish. And, you know, you you're giving a blow job you're getting your nose tickled never thought about that did you yes oh my god that's awesome no it's there was one time we hooked up one couple and he was full i'm like one oh okay he's got a lot of hair okay let's go oh i was doing everything to hold my hand around it so my face touched my hand and not fuming it there. We're going into the forest, kids. We're going splunking. It was horrible. Okay, so statistic-wise. Ooh, statistics. Statistics. Okay. Genitals. 76% of people shave completely. Okay. Ad adults i'm assuming is this lifestyle or just the general just in general population the general pop okay general population so we're talking 67 of men okay and 85 women and that makes sense i think for guys it's been a slower it's been a slower thing to come. You had shaved before I ever did. Okay. Amanda shaved when the one certain book came out that every girl was glued to because it was porn. Smut. And he liked shaved girls. I'm like, well, I've never tried that. Before that, it was pretty much 70s Bush, you know? I'm like, well, and that was before the lifestyle. Right. So I'm like well I've never tried that Before that it was pretty much 70's bush I'm like well And that was before the lifestyle So I'm like well let's try it And then it was hot as hell And it gave a completely different feeling And it was less messy Clean up is easier Especially with food substances But then I surprised you when I did that. Yeah, you did.
Speaker1: I surprised you when I did it. And I have to say, okay, for a guy, it's a little bit more of a pain in the ass.
Speaker3: You don't have a lot of hair to begin with, though.
Speaker1: No, I don't. But it's a little more of a pain in the ass. Well, I mean, I don't shave my ass. But as I've gotten older, your balls hang low. We were just talking about this at the party this weekend. You need like a sling to hold them up and do all kinds of stuff with them to get everywhere but i found that yeah i felt fresher and cleaner and and i liked it i like that now it's a pain in the butt and and the one thing you learn really quickly is you learn that uhor if you're not careful You can Cut your balls And those fuckers will bleed Like a banshee Well I was trying to find Statistics for how many people Got Had injuries Where was it Man down Because i was like okay okay one and a half percent um experienced injuries so severe they had to seek medical attention i okay we the thing is we now we have heard this because we have a bet running i have a bet with another guy running right now about a friendly bet on a football game. It involves our balls in terms of whoever loses has to have their balls professionally waxed. And then we have to paint our balls in the other school's colors. Yes. In front of people. We amended that, though. We amended that because even using a professional waxer your ball your your ball sack skin is can rip and you can cause an injury and the last thing i'm doing is or he's gonna do is get a rip and then put paint in it i mean okay so because here's one thing i've been conscious is i've shaved before an event if i nick myself you now have an open an open area on your ball sack and you have to be careful of that for health stuff so what i try to do is like for me i like to shave try to shave a couple days ahead it's not like it's not like you get like a five o'clock shadow later that day okay this shit is not just like you know coming that back yeah so i like to shave a couple of days before a party so that if you do have a nick or something has a chance to to heal up i'm i'm kind of a chicken shot i'm trying the waxing uh but we know people that do and they say there's a guy that goes in front of me when i was doing it and he didn't yeah he did i think it's once you get used to it probably i mean i've, I've talked to other guys. They said, well, no, it doesn't hurt. It's okay. There's no big deal. Has there ever been a time, though, that you regretted, since you made the decision, because now it's been several years, that you have wished that you were not shaved, that you were not completely, no pew hairs? No. Is there ever been a, never?
Speaker2: That I've regretted?
Speaker3: That you go, oh, fuck.
Speaker2: When it starts to grow back and you're like,
Speaker1: oh, I have to shave before I do anything.
Speaker2: It's kind of scratchy.
Speaker1: No, mine doesn't itch, so it's just like, okay. No, I mean for other people, it feels kind of sandpaper.
Speaker3: Oh, yes, it feels like sandpaper.
Speaker2: Stubble.
Speaker3: Now, there's some people that will use liquid or that use the the hair removing gel right there in that article it talked about how that can give you chemical burn experienced it ow i just thought it was old hair removal stuff um okay i broke out in a rash and okay
Speaker1: treat it move on what about no but i what i'm thinking about is the first time you went to the doctor the first time you went to your gynecologist it was a little awkward because
Speaker3: i'm like oh my god what's he gonna say oh my god you know is he gonna go oh why do you you're not supposed to shave because i'm sure it does have the sanitary purpose and shaving
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. you gonna say oh my god you know is he gonna go oh why do you you're not supposed to shave because i'm sure it does have the sanitary purpose and chafing right do you have more chafing chafing now chafing chafing what not a dish do you have you have more of that now since you shave them before you used to no because i have huge thighs so when i walk they rub anyway so i get chafing regardless. See, I get that now because I'm old and my balls do. So once it's in weird spots, it's down by my knees now. It's weird. Some people are comfortable doing some of it at home. Me, not so much. Okay, I'll tell it real quick. Okay, so we decided we were going to do this ourselves, right?
Speaker3: I decided, I'm like, you know, we can do this at home.
Speaker1: This is not this difficult.
Speaker3: Just get a kit. It'll be easy. Piece of cake.
Speaker1: Don't do this at home. It was the funniest thing I've ever experienced.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: It was the most horrific thing we've ever experienced. Look, I'm putting hot wax on your cooter, and I'm getting it on my hands. it's going places it's not supposed to go it's not setting up it's sticky and it's just a mess and so i look like a two-year-old that's been finger painting with wax on your cooter your cooter looks like i had sticky all down my leg oh it looks like i just thrown wax all over it and then i went to pull i wasn't holding it right and shit's starting to stretch out and it's ripping you're like and there was some bleeding involved but thank god the tissue down there heals very quick and some tears and i'm like that's it just leave it alone i'm like winston in the shower it was slowly picking it up but we've also known somebody that did it at home and she took pictures later and she'd burn the the crap out of herself. Yeah. Her cooter looked like a lobster. She's like, oh, hot wax. Because I remember the whole thing was she had a play date coming up, like the next day, and she's like, it looks like I'll be canceling that now, because it looks like she just put it in a toaster oven. Oh, that would be horrible all right so there's our take on on on on wax and you know what here's all your personal preference it's what makes you feel good what your partner if you have a set partner set partner is you know what they like if they're you know some people have issues with ingrown hairs and stuff like that, well, they can help take care of that. Well, let us know. Give us your feedback and comment.
Speaker2: Let us know.
Speaker1: Do you shave? Do you wax? What do you like down there? What does your partner like? And guys and gals, let us know. All right, let's take a quick second here and welcome our second half sponsors to the show. Club G, where friends and pleasure come together. Come visit Club G, the hottest new lifestyle club in Des Moines. Over 3,200 square feet, huge dance floor, private play areas, and plenty of places for quiet conversation. Club G. Contact them for more information at dsm ls c01 at gmail.com what am i going okay hey welcome back welcome back to the second half of the show uh okay so wow that's my first day checking my eyebrows out okay awesome there we go second back here we are all right so we got another question now okay so this question comes to us from l yes i know l l l is in iowa she's an iwegian yes okay so her question is this or l's question is this that was smooth wasn't it l's question is this are some couples or people out of your league and how do you deal with them okay so i think okay i think do we need i think we need to get a little backstory ish yes no maybe you know is, I mean Okay, here's one of the biggest things Out of your league stuff Okay, this always pisses me off Not at all, because this is a great question But it pisses me off, because Here's the deal Look No one in the fucking lifestyle I don't care where you're at I don't care how old you are don't care i don't care who you are i don't care how much fucking money you have none of you or us are fucking supermodel hot most beautiful people in the fucking world okay if we were you would not need to be on a swinger site you would not need to be on a lifestyle site because you would have people throwing pussy or dick at you non-stop you'd have to beat it off with a stick okay we're all just fucking people and here's the thing no matter how gorgeous on the outside somebody is if you're a fucking cunt on the inside or a fucking dick on the inside you're an ugly motherfucker that simple there are some people that like the surface stuff but a majority that we have run into when we've asked the question before are all about personality so that's the first part of this. It like here's the okay number one don't if someone thinks they're all that in a fucking bag of chips you know what give them every opportunity to do exactly what they want to do which is look in a fucking mirror and admire themselves okay it's that. The easiest way to stop this bullshit out there is don't give those motherfuckers even a second of your time, no matter what. Just don't, okay? Mmm, dog puke. All right, so the thing is, is that no one, you have to keep in mind, no one is out of anybody else's league. I truly don't believe that. You may not necessarily, you may may not which one is it if you're hot yeah yeah exactly if you're hot please send us pictures uh no and no one is on anybody else's league okay the thing is is that you you have to start off you have to love yourself okay you have to be okay with yourself we're all a work in progress i think that's what's got to be said right out there i am not where i want to be i want to be by the time i'm 50 like fucking ripped i am not currently there okay well you're doing that fast shit awesome but it's true i'm a work in progress i'm not where i want But it's true. I'm a work in progress. I'm not where I want to be. It's all good. We're a work in progress. Does it mean that somebody's out of my league just because maybe they're closer to their goal than I am to mine? No. But when we first started in the lifestyle, and even up as early, you know, as late as, like, a year ago. Last night at the party.
Speaker3: A year ago, there were some girls you thought were out of your league.
Speaker2: I did. I did.
Speaker3: And you were intimidated by it. You would not go up and approach them?
Speaker2: Nope.
Speaker1: And when we had a chance.
Speaker3: Elle being one.
Speaker1: That's right. Elle was one.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker3: You would not go approach her because you thought that there's no way in the world she would ever like you.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: That's exactly right. That's exactly right. And it is at some point in time you have to sit there and just go. You have to make a switch. And it starts by being okay with who you are to begin with.
Speaker2: What it was for me was to realize, okay, you know what? I'm not 20 years old. I don't have all the cool hair I had when I was 20. I don't have the rocking bod I had when I was 20. I'm not 20, and it's okay. And then I opened my eyes and realized, you know what? Everybody else, no matter, I don't care how physically attractive someone is or how much closer they are to their personal goal that they are, they have the exact same fears that we did. They have the exact same fears, and actually what sucks is some people that are closer to their goals, and that's how I'm always going to say it, they're closer to where they want want to be actually have a harder time with self-esteem because people like what i used to be were too intimidated to walk up to them and talk to them so they didn't feel like they were they were gorgeous they didn't feel like they were were pretty and and that's when you think about that that's a huge a huge deal i i guess the thing is it's not so much about how do you deal with people, that's a huge deal.
Speaker1: I guess the thing is it's not so much about how do you deal with people that are out of your league, it's how do you deal with your own concept that somebody is out of your league. Very true. Okay, so for guys, and I don't know how it is. Is it easier? is it do guys intimidate a woman more or do girls intimidate another woman more when determined like out of league does that make any sense at all i guess i don't kind of sound that stupid for me personally for me as a female are women more intimidating or men is that what you're're asking? Well, if you were to, okay, there's a couple. We're interested in this couple, right?
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Are you going to be, are you going to look at the woman and how she looks and be like, wow, she's really, really pretty, and is that going to intimidate you? Or are you going to look at a guy and he's really ripped and go, wow, he's really hot, and that's intimidating? Which is going to be more intimidating for you, that the woman's really hot or the guy's really hot? Both, but I say that loosely because it's the woman you're going to notice first. Okay, so as a woman, you're still going to notice the woman first. You notice the woman first and go, well, I look nothing like that, and that's what he likes, so there's no way that he's going to want me because I don't look like that. Okay. And this was even before you started really playing with girls. Right. Okay. And that makes sense. See, for a guy, for me, it doesn't, I'm not as intimidated by a guy. Like, I don't look at a guy and go, oh, fuck, man, I'm screwed. You know, because he's all ripped. Occasionally, occasionally that can, I can do a mind fuck on me. But most of the time it's not. I will look at a girl if she's really, really hot and be like, there's no way I'm old. I've got gray hair. You know, I got fat. That's what's funny. It's going to be the, for me, it's still the female that's also most intimidating. I think it's more intriguing that a woman is going to notice another woman, even when you're not, you weren't bi.
Speaker3: Well, I mean, sometimes you'll still notice the guy first, sometimes. You'll notice the guy first and go, well, look at how ripped he is. There's no way he'd want somebody like me.
Speaker1: But you also know that's bullshit.
Speaker2: No. Yes and no.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, here's the deal. Every fucking guy, pussy's pussy's pussy. They're in the lifestyle. Let me put this.
Speaker3: Yes, but not every guy can get it up for every girl.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: It has to be a turn on. A girl doesn't necessarily have to be turned on.
Speaker2: And we'll get back to it. Let me put this Yes, but not every guy can get it up for every girl Right It has to be a turn on A girl doesn't necessarily have to be turned on And will go, okay, let's go And you just lay there But for a guy, you will know if they're not turned on by you That's why No, you'll assume they're not turned on by you Yes, you assume And that's why when some guys have issues Getting an erection, which sometimes they do.
Speaker3: Or boner, as we like to normally say on this show.
Speaker2: So I know it happens. Immensely, I know it happens. It happens to every guy, regardless if they claim it does or not. It does.
Speaker1: Right. But it's always in the back of your subconscious that maybe they don't like how I look. Right. Okay, is where as a couple you go round and round and round non-stop because the and but it makes perfect sense it makes sense and and as a guy you understand it but you also as another guy you think of this you go i just don't want to get my dick wet okay i mean but you it but it also makes sense the the challenge is that when you're when you are you've had very few guys very few really that one stuff start going you couldn't get it up couldn't get them up you've had some but you've had very few the really hairy guy couldn't get that's because you were like choking on carpet so i mean but the thing okay but most of the time and when you can't get them up it has nothing to do with an attraction at that point in time 99 of the guys once their dick goes in your mouth or any girl's mouth, unless there's teeth involved, then usually shit's going to start to rise up unless they're having other issues, which we've talked about before.
Speaker2: Mental, yeah. Right?
Speaker1: So it eliminates that. I mean, the initial part of it, yeah, it makes sense, but then it gets over it. But for a guy, okay, so you get somebody that's a really attractive girl, and she's really shy. Well, my self-confidence is I'm going to be afraid because she's really attractive. I'm going to try to go up and talk to her maybe, but I'm shy, and I'm going to be like a tool, slobber on my fucking self, and I'm just going to be like facepalming right in front of you. I'm dumb. I'm going to leave now before I say something else. Thank you. and I'm going to be like a tool slobber on my fucking self and I'm just going to be like facepalming right in front of me I'm dumb I'm going to leave now before I say something else stupid and she's kind of shy as well then it perpetuates the problem then she thinks well he's not interested I think that she thinks I'm a raging moron, and then nothing ever happens. But it really all comes down to it's all up here. It's all in your brain. I know. Well, no, I mean, I know you know. I know you know. That's why you're on the show. You know, we know. It doesn't mean it doesn't mess with your head. Right. Exactly. It can mess with your head head so the thing is is that the challenge more becomes how do you get out of how do you get it out of your brain uh okay so you know those of you don't know we obviously do this live as we are so we're live right now on our page crazy casbah and uh uh we got a great comment here from a young lady she He goes, I'm to talk to new people not all men want uh all types of women especially bigger women yes everybody has their own types of their own uh body types that they're most into but i can tell you from personal experience and from all the people I've known that, again, personality. You may initially be more drawn to a specific body type, right? You know, you're short. Miss Amanda is a smurf. It is what it is. I got picked on bad last night. That's because you were able to go for a horse you ride on a guy's lap last night, and that was funny as shit. So you're short. So a lot of people would assume that I'm automatically going to go, that that's the type of girl I'm going to go for. Generally, it is. But in the lifestyle, because the whole idea of the lifestyle is trying new flavors, like that ice cream chain, 31 different flavors, I might be more apt to go towards a girl that is 6'3", because that's something different than what I obviously have now. You were intimidated by somebody that was that tall once. I was, but I was also intrigued. Yes, you were. I was very intrigued. But here became the reality of it the reality of it that was the initial the initial uh the initial draw but i can honestly say personality is always going to win out communication if you're funny if you if you i don't care how much opposite you are of what maybe the body type I'm looking for. If you're funny and whatever, then I'm in. And the deal is this is understanding part of the lifestyle. I think part of how you overcome with people that are out of your quote unquote, and I'm doing a little quote signs for those that don't have the YouTube channel out of your league is to understand that everything in the lifestyle is not about fucking right i mean look we were at a party last night that there are several great friends people that we have known for a couple years now that are really good friends super fun time to party with we've not had sex with and it doesn't diminish anything at all it's not that maybe we won't at some point in time but that's not the that's not the overall issue i think that when you get hung up on the the pretty people or the you know the people out of your league is you're thinking just in terms of physical swinging is so much more than that and what will happen is you get to know somebody we've had this happen we've lived this people that we ended up hanging out with talking with and just gonna know more and all of a sudden one night's like well hey you want to fuck you know well yeah let's fuck and it was great and it was not people that initially that would ever they were nowhere even not even a blip on the radar at all so but we didn't let people we didn't let that intimidate us or stop us no you're true no i know who you I know who you're talking about. Why? You were there. Yeah, I know. The thing is, is that people have to understand that you have to be able to talk to us, or talk to people in general. We get it all the time now. It sounds, this sounds fucking stupid. It's even stupid to say it. With our page, page we get it all the time that people all of a sudden we we have heard physically heard people say oh my god you're casbah well i've always wanted to talk to you i always wanted to meet you but i was too afraid to come up and say hi yeah yeah what happened to bar you loved it yeah but we hear that now we've heard people say that you know that well we're out of their league no uh we're not uh we're just fucking people and the big thing is is that once people come up and talk to us and they meet us and they see that that we're just people the the biggest challenge we have is we need people to come up and talk to us say hi you know because personality is always going to win we're always going to say hi back we're always going to start a conversation and then we're going to be judgy as fuck no i'm just kidding we're not that's not what we do okay this is kind of shit where i always get myself in trouble right there you think absolutely i'm just joking if you look if you can't figure that I I'm a jokester I'm funny you're a smart ass but so am I it is what it is okay so the thing is get over what what Elle needs to do is she needs to to and this is kind of funny coming from me Ooh, hypocritical alert Hypocritical alert
Speaker3: She needs to Realize That there are a lot of guys That find her Drop dead gorgeous
Speaker1: Yes
Speaker3: Gorgeous body I wish mine was just like it
Speaker1: I don't know if there's a lot of guys who wish their bodies were just like it
Speaker2: But
Speaker1: Thank you. Wow. Listen to that confidence. Miss Amanda will be on tour with public speaking and confidential.
Speaker2: Hey, I've gotten better. Shut up.
Speaker1: No, but you have, and you're exactly right. And here's the thing. Don't let people, don't let other people in your life dictate your opinion of yourself.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: Because we know of too many people where, because the significant other is a fucking wuss and is has their own self-esteem issues that they took took that they take in and try to bring them down because they're so afraid or they've had past relationships that they ever always put
Speaker3: down or they never felt like they were good enough yeah yeah and gosh i grew up always thinking i was ugly no joke that's not true and it's not that my parents didn't tell me i was pretty because they did but i'm like you have to say that you're my parents that's a rip on you if you say that I'm ugly.
Speaker1: It's the same thing you say to me. And it's messed up in the head but I've gotten better well it's a it's a learning curve I mean it is it's a growing it's a growth the lifestyle does help it does give you a confidence boost that if you handle it right if you handle it right look the line okay here's the deal the lifestyle is neither good nor bad right the lifestyle is 100 what you make of it if you use it for what it should which is that people legitimately they're not your spouse they're not they're not required to tell you you're pretty or that you're handsome. And even if it's somebody that you're not interested in, if they have the courage to compliment you or if you're on a social media site or whatever the case may be and people like or comment to your pictures, even if you're not interested in hooking up with them, remember it took them courage to say that and it's still a compliment. How many times i say that and do we say that to each other there'll be somebody that we are absolutely i'm sure they're nice people but we're absolutely not interested and they'll be oh my god you're so beautiful to you or oh my god you're handsome you have to remember it's still a compliment all the way through the lifestyle can be bad if you let it consume you if you let everybody else's you know if you don't get enough likes or thumbs up or hearts on a certain social media site and you let that fuck with your brain it can be bad it it can play mind games yes and it can you see a 23 year old that puts pictures on and gets 80 some likes and hearts and oh my god you're so gorgeous was her your husband and that pissed you off no it has nothing i no it's a whatever you went for older women anyway so it doesn't matter i do but then yeah you're okay 47 you put a picture on okay I'm okay, 47, you put a picture on, okay, I'm a bad example, but you put a picture on, and you only get, like, 40, maybe 50. Right. There's 40 or 50 people that liked you. Yeah. They're liking, I can't speak for men when they like a young girl's pictures, but, you know, it's more because they had never seen her before. She was new. So let's start liking her pictures. Fresh meat. It's a numbers game for guys. You have to throw out. Look, if you throw out one fishing line, right, your odds of catching a fish are fucking slim. you you throw out 150 the odds just got way better in your favor oh whatever well when that would the camp that the sound guys we're not all like that hey look here's the deal this is you look at like like powerball tickets okay we know the odds we know the odds really don't go up but when it's 100 million or you know 500 million or a billion dollars people buy more tickets right true so here's the deal if it's if they're 23 you know what you gotta buy more tickets if you want a chance to get to ride that fucking thing it is it is what it is your odds are still slim to fucking none we get that part but even though it's still a million to one it's like yeah but i got two chances at it so you're you're gonna throw it out there right but okay so the thing the thing is i got nothing i i we were just talking about the other day and i said the worst thing that thing that is on our page is the fact that you can see the total number of likes and hearts of somebody else's picture. If you could only see the likes and hearts of your picture, so you didn't look at Elle's picture with 180 or the 23-year-old with breaking the computer or whatever, all of a sudden your 40, 50, 100 would seem way better you'd be like well holy fuck look at all these people like me but instead you turn around and you look and you see somebody else that has one more and the first thought that crushed my it's not just a woman thing the first thing well what the fuck do they have that i don't have it's a competition and here's the thing for guys guess what guys bitch about it we don't put put pictures on and the reason we don't is because no one likes our pictures anyways i know it's because we're going to send dick pictures and friend requests yes we are again fishing lines i have liked guys pictures and i get friendly quests because we don't get it look when you only get 10 likes you're so fucking excited that a chick might actually like you and now you can do something with those 87 dick pics on your phone you just can't help but take full advantage of no i'm not encouraging date pictures but good girl seriously you are what it is is like oh my oh, my God, this woman gave me attention. It's like the dog, okay? When the dog walks by and every time the dog walks by, you scratch behind his ears.
Speaker2: Right?
Speaker1: What's the dog going to do? That motherfucker's going to make 75 more passes by because you're touching him. If the dog walks by and every time he walks by, you ignore him, well, he's going to keep coming around. So if he puts a picture on and you scratch him behind the ears, he's going to keep coming around so if if he puts a picture on and you scratch him behind the ears he's going to start liking all your shit and he's going to want he's going to want his ears scratched some more and and it and and probably his dick sucked but that's but he's going to want he's going to want that attention and he's so excited because on our page with almost 2,500 members. Half of them are females.
Speaker2: Finally, out of 2,500 members, half of them are females.
Speaker1: Finally, out of 1,250 people with vaginas, somebody liked this shit.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: And so you're the, and that, but we're watching all these pictures. Remember, I've been on the same meme, and I've just sent out 875 hearts, likes, loves, smiley faces, and I got 10 that actually responded back. I gonna get pretty excited with those 10 okay so here's what i'm actually encouraging everybody to get all you women get all these great hearts likes and stuff on pictures like every single guy's picture and then they'll quit sending you dick pics there was one time i did that on on all them. Well, I put a meme on. And so I liked everybody that liked it. Look, it's a challenge. It's a hard thing. Just remember, anytime that you don't feel, and I'll say this more to the women than the men. Men, if you don't get enough hearts and likes, get the fuck over it. You're a dude. Okay? But for the women, if you don't get enough hearts and likes, scroll through that meme. Don't just stop on the ones with the high numbers. Right? Because I promise you, on every fucking meme out there, there will be somebody where you have 40, 50, 60, 80, 100. There's another woman on there with 10 or five or none and the bigger thing to remember is there is also a whole bunch of women on there that you don't see their picture because they can't they're afraid they're going to get none so you have to remember that and and as for al and and to all the girls like el out there look you need to understand something we are not required as as hosts of a podcast or as owners of a page or as a male species in general to walk up and tell every woman that we see that they're beautiful we're not required to do that it's not if you're married it's not in the vows no point in time is to say to give fake compliments and bullshit and kiss your ass that's not in any of the vows I know I'm efficient I do this shit know that when we say it we actually mean it and the thing is don't let one person because of their own insecurities or whatever the case may be don't let that person I'll see you next time. We actually mean it. And the thing is, is don't let one person, because of their own insecurities or whatever the case may be, don't let that person sap everything away from you. Remember, to every single woman out there that's listening to this show, right now, I say, and on our page, I say this to you from the bottom of my heart. I've said it before. You're all beautiful. You're all beautiful in your own special way. you know what love yourself let your inner beauty fly god that was deep
Speaker3: that was deep
Speaker2: wow
Speaker3: what and all the guys sorry
Speaker1: see how many she means that
Speaker3: well for all the guys
Speaker1: like I can take a flippin hint sorry and I'm just listening because he says it to me all the time. So he's just like, I wouldn't say it if I, you know, just because I'm married to you. It's not in the vows. I don't have to say it. I say it because I mean it. Okay, so I was kind of stuck in that because that's just me. It means something to you. It does. It means a lot. Here're saying it's all the guys send your dick pictures to miss amanda send those to crazy.casba at gmail.com address miss amanda and just address it under in the subject line here's my cock that's what you need to do send to me i don't care i'll send you something back yeah but for the guys you know say what am i saying again yeah but seriously for all the guys i don't know i was being interrupted for all the guys out there there are women that find you attractive we have had guys that whine and say nobody likes my picture some of them are just afraid to say that they like your picture because maybe you're not going to like them back or you're going to send them dick pics or you're going to send them dick pics or friend requests you know what it doesn't matter if they have to learn how to deal with that part the females do but just because you don't get anything on those pictures doesn't mean somebody doesn't like them a lot of times women won't comment won't like something because they're afraid well what if they don't like me and I'm just pestering? That's deep. I'm fucking with you. No, it is. Here's the thing. The one thing I can tell everybody that listens to us, when we tell people this, we actually mean it. Because we've been there. We've been just as insecure. We have just as many self-doubts. Sometimes we are still so insecure. We all are. It doesn't matter how long you've done this. It doesn't matter. It was awkward last night. A couple different times I had someone go, oh, man, you're just so beautiful. And there was one I put my head down and I just went, thank you. I don't take compliments very well, but thank you. Okay, I'm actually, I know we're getting close on time, but I'm actually going to to say this because this is something we've talked about all of you women out there the correct way when a guy comes up to you and tells you you're beautiful when they tell you you're attractive there is only one right answer only one the right answer is thank you oh that's so sweet because here's the thing you know what remember it takes a lot of guts and balls to walk up to a woman and say that and even though when you go oh no i'm not i'm not really you're not meaning to rip on the guy a guy takes it as like a rejection and the thing is is that thank you because guess what they're not required to how do we end it so my response bad no no you were honest you know you were honest okay quick tell a joke say something funny we can't end on some of the serious oh whatever penises moist he spoke at the right time he was saying it it with you. All right. Well, that's, yeah. So there we go. Let's call it a wrap. Awesome. Okay. So again, thank you so much for listening to another one of our shows. Let's give a quick shout out to our sponsors. Naughty Pops. Dixon Pussy in Candy Form. If you're looking for lollipops With adult shapes and Whatever Sizes Well they do come in multiple sizes So whatever And they have lots of flavors And some of them are really awesome If you're looking for bachelorette Bachelor parties If you if you're looking for gag gifts, they even have some that aren't naughty, you know, um, but you can, uh, order yours today at www.naughtypopsnow.etsy.com. But tell them Crazy Truth sent you so they at least know where it came from. Gag gifts. We don't get anything off of it. They just, you know, for for marketing purposes they're talking about giving us a lifetime supply of uh dick suckers just saying anyways they even have these that's right they even have casper fingers all right and don't forget about club g uh where um what the hell goes on there where friends and pleasure come together uh their hottest new hot hot fuck the hottest. Hey, and don't forget, coming up next week, or the week of when you hear this show, is their big Halloween party, so make sure you get a hold of them. There's limited tickets. October 27th. October 27th, limited supply of tickets. Again, their email is dsmlsc01 at gmail.com. All right. And if you like what you're hearing from us and all of our ramblings and yammerings, you can follow us at a couple of different places. Guess what? I got a cheat sheet. I wrote it down this time. You can support us at our Patreon, www.patreon.com backslash crazy casbah. That's crazy with a K, casbah with a can follow us on twitter at truth crazy keeping it real that's what we do uh on instagram you can follow us at crazy uh capital k underscore casbah capital k you can follow find us on facebook on our facebook page at crazy truth that's a closed group so you can find us not a secret but a closed group
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Speaker2: Night.
Speaker3: Good day, good night, whatever.
Speaker1: Good day, eh? All right, thanks again.