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The Krazy Truth about Swinging · Kole Snodgrass

Krazy Truth #142 Porn, Prizes and Tattoos

Feb 3, 2021· 59:14

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Send us Fan MailThis week we work with a couple that is getting ready to have a house party and they do not want it to be lame. Wait a lame sex party? They want to make sure it fits the requirement and we talk about the porn on the TV and the Prizes for the ice breaker games. I think you will agree with our response. Sex should be and is the Prize. We also tackle and issue a couple ran into after getting their very first tattoos. It shows that even in the lifestyle some people really do still suck. We talk about how the adventure is yours and not to let some douche bags fuck with your experience. Check out all our shows at : www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth truth i'm the host with the most not hung over cole i've heard the lovely lovely hard nipping miss amanda hey and we're here to titillate tantalate and otherwise obviously her tits are here to distract you for those of you just listening see what you need to be watching the show do you understand now do you get it her nipples are going
Speaker2: to be out all over the fucking place so they're covered oh i got a hair tickling my nose
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. Do you understand now? Do you get it? Her nipples are going to be out all over the fucking place. They're covered. Oh, I got a hair tickling my nose. They're covered, but they're percolating. That's because it's fucking cold. It's so fucking cold in here. By the way, let me turn the AC up. Yeah, so no. No, I'm not hungover. Real quick, let's do this before I forget all the fucking shit that we have to do because I forgot all of it last week. You didn't forget it all. I forgot that it was part of it. No. Go on. I did too. I did not say the episode, the season is. Oh, no, you screwed that up. Thank you. So, reminder, for those of you following along with your handy-dandy notebook, it is season four, four which rhymes with whore, season four, episode 141. One, four, one. Two. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, there's episode 142. That would be G142. You know what? I told you beforehand what episode it was. I wrote it down even. You wrote it down and you still said it wrong. And I just made up my own number. So the cool part with this is, think when I do a presentation at ASN Awards, because he wants me to present, I'm going to pull like a Steve Harvey. And fuck everything up? Yeah. So guess who's not reading the name off? You. That will be your job to make sure this way. I don't know. You're going to be up there toooy uh-huh i nobody cares where i'm at they want to see where you're at so we went to a little soiree last night a little event a little thing where they ask us to show up to so we could give our feedback uh which we're gonna give more feedback on it later today i will say we were very very impressed with it it a very good time. Cold did something he hasn't done in fucking 10 years because there was liquor involved, and I didn't bring it off. So with that being said, so I drank through my rum like the true pirate that I am. Good God, it was nasty. I know it was. It tasted awesome. It was smooth as silky honey on a southern sunny day. Anyways, but then I was out of liquor. And so somebody offered me a beer. And I have not... Cody and Amanda, they rocked. By the way, they were awesome. He was looking good. Cody was looking good. Bye, I'd fuck him. He looked pretty sharp. He was styling He was He looked pretty sharp She looked super hot So And they gave me booze And they fed me liquor They kept feeding them beer They fed me beer But I actually I hadn't had a beer In like 10 years I mean I'd been drinking It's just always hard stuff So my liver was All kinds of fucked up And Amanda had to drive home Let's just say I was really tired Driving home It was very quiet in the car No one to keep me company Apparently someone napped with the window down Froze my ass off Just like old times Just like the old days Yeah, when he cracks the window, you don't fuck with that Because he could get sick No, I wasn't going to get sick, it just felt good I was was just comfy. 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I don't know. porn and prizes came up we don't have any porn and we don't have any prizes we don't want to look bad should we go buy some to have some playing on the tv that would be porn and some prizes we're not uh tech savvy and don't want to ask our kids to help us set up the laptop on the TV. Also, we have Icebreaker Games, but figured sex was the prize. What do we do? Who said that porn's required? Okay, well, so when... Put on the sunglasses, you're so funny. So when I reached out to him... You want me to look old the whole fucking show? No, don't. So when i reached out to him you want me to look old the whole fucking show so when i reached out to him i reached out to him the the reason that they every they've been other house parties these people they've been to other parties of these people's houses and they've all had a couple things they've all had porn playing on the TVs, and they've done games and stuff. And some of the other parties, they're already concerned, okay? They're already concerned because they feel like their party is going to be kind of calm because one of the party they went to had, like, a whole area fucking, like, plasticked up so there could be food play, and one of their parties like it was like a theme like a like a decoration and stuff and so they're already kind of they're kind of feeling like that they are they're afraid that their party's not going to be good enough that they haven't done enough with it but they wanted to keep it just simple yeah and, we're doing this for a live audience, and so we've got people, Mike, Crazy Summer Nights, Classic Porn. So you can sit there and make fun of it. Make fun of the classic 70s porn. That was awesome. But, I mean, I get it. If you've never had one, you're true. If you're going to something like that, that's people that really put a lot of thought into it. The thing is, is you don't have to have a theme. Right. You don't have to have porn playing. Don't feel like you have to outdo one other person. Yeah. I mean, I understand you want it to be, you don't want your party to be quote unquote lame, but here's the thing. The joy of a swingers party is the sex and the sex should help but not be lame i mean right to be honest with you it sounds like when i reached out i'm like well you know they have they know all these people that are coming i mean this isn't like there's no new couples coming whatever and and part of me even goes how much do you even need to worry about the games i mean there's a there you know i think that it's kind of like swinger sex everything follows like that that fucking built-in um itinerary we think it has which is like the girls make out then you suck dick and then you you know and it's like if you throw out an order then everything it's all fucked up wait but there was no dick sucking ah you know the thing is is if you know each other just conversation can can be as much as anything just you know snacks and and play strabuno uh a gaming system they said they weren't tech savvy so if they can't hook up their own internet to their tv that gaming system is gonna be out of question well and here here's my here's my if anything i'd almost make a joke out of it and find um like 70s porn music yeah and have that playing in the background and kind of have like a yeah like a funny soundtrack or if you want to be a smart you want to do like a hawaiian night or some shit if you if you have like hulu or some place like that look up like a national jury graphic thing and put like you know find like an animal mating show going on I mean, just something fucking, just something funny. Here's the problem with porn playing anyways. Okay. Do you remember, do you remember this? The first couple, and then I use that term loosely that we hooked up with. Remember the second time we went over when we were going to try again? And when he threw the porn on and it was like fucking it was like fucking nasty it was like giant cocks ripping ass to shreds oh it was horrible these people had like you know we're sitting there going oh my gosh and then the other girl was like she goes oh my gosh i'm just so turned off by pimples on the ass i'm like why are you looking at pimples they're fucking in the ass and. And it's disgusting. They had seven foot wide, don't nose hammering these chicks. Oh, it was gross. They were all lined up on a couch. I remember that. And he was going from one to the other. And we're all three of us. And he's like, oh, is that a little much? Yeah. Yeah. Let's skip that. Or you could have like a movie night. And then what was that movie we just watched that we were just dying laughing It was so good We don't even remember the fucking name It was awesome It was like they ended up at a swingers resort It was funny as hell Oh what was the name of it Swingers Cats It was like wedding swinger style Or swinging. Yeah, so, well, okay, so Mike talks about we were invited to a party and did not know everyone, thought it was going to be Vegas night, and they're nothing, hosted nothing to try and introduce people or get conversations going, ultimately love before play started.

Well, we started off and it was like, okay, yeah. I mean, that was the introduction thing. But just minor icebreaker games can go a long way. Just something fun, just to get people kind of relaxed a little bit if everybody doesn't know. But if you all know each other, reach out to them and go hey what games you guys want to play if you if you all know each other see what they want to play maybe like hey let's do uh naked twist or let's do you know striptionary or i don't know fucking i'm just making shit up striptionary yeah what is that you'd be drawn and stripping as you go i don't fucking fucking know. I'm just making shit up. I can't tell you that's in development. But I mean, just seriously, you know, take and find something. Okay, and so Susan put, she's rarely been to, she's been to a bunch of them and there's never been porn playing. Porn is a thing where it's like. I was going to say, I don't know if we've been to a, okay, besides our very first experience with the one guy and not really a girlfriend. Well, we've been at a bone party, so we'll have porn on going and stuff. That's inside, but you're not inside except to go to the bathroom. Yeah. But we haven't been to an actual house party that had porn playing. Yeah. Yeah, you really don't need... I think we went over at one couple's house that we ended up hooking up with, they like put porn on and, and I don't know. That narrows it down. Yeah. Like I'm supposed to. It was, it was a dude where I was puking in the front yard at the end of it. Oh, they put porn on? Yeah, I think so. I don't remember. So, I mean, it's just one of those five minutes is long enough. Exactly. It's kind of like, okay, well, let's go get started, you know, bring your drinks down here and let's measure dicks or something. I'm just don't overthink it. It's just a fucking, it's, it's just a party. Just be a good hostess. It just, you know what? Being relaxed will go as far as anything to get the party started and going. Agreed. And that's not rubbing on your friends that have had events and different things, but it's not necessary. I think you said don't try to it's not a competition you know we're not trying to compete to see who can who can put on the biggest soiree that's not the idea the goal there is fucking as for prizes again i think if you don't know everybody that can be a cute way to to to get people like an icebreaker type right but if you know everybody you know yeah to a large degree the most of the time people forget about getting prizes out if they have them i know i have well the the reality of it is it yes is the price i mean look at a house swingers house party the sex i mean the hors d'oeuvres can be great the drinks can be cold you know the conversation would be wonderful but if the sex sucks well then that kind of that's what they're going to remember anyway points away but if the if the sex rocks then whatever one of the parties that we went to uh initially there was like just a middle went around the room you know whatever and that's when you got the party started when the shit started when the fun shit started once you once you took your top off and headed down the stairs and we all piled in out down after you it was fucking on and it was like with literally within oh i don't know three minutes everybody's down there in the two rooms fucking people i mean it took i mean to get it started yeah it took it took nothing you know to get it going now we didn't know everybody but we went around the room so it was just enough of something to get going and I'm not sure bad sex is on the host true bad sex is not on the host the host cannot you are not responsible you have people sign up I'm not responsible for shitty fucking you have that up there that's actually true but i mean i'm not responsible for your orgasms and no shit but if there's somebody new if there's somebody that everybody doesn't know yes those you need to do something to make sure that you're right there yeah i guess am i your fingers get them out of there if if if never heard that before is new Is it Spoo is it swimming jizz jizz no it's probably fucking dog hair if if they're new make sure that you and angela can laugh at that one if it's new you if they're now i'm all fucked up i don't even know they're not new they said that they know everybody that's coming for people that are listening if there's somebody new then disregard everything we just said find a way to make them comfortable and introduce a good way to do it is find somebody and have them suck a dick and lick a clip because you want all everybody to feel welcome hi welcome i know you're new you'll need to take your pants off sit right over here no don't do that well i mean you might do that down the road but i mean i wouldn't necessarily start that that could be a little intimidating hi you are oh what do you do and you are see it's a

She needs a booster seat everywhere we go. Like in the car, at restaurants, all over the place. What are you doing? Oh my god, this show was the worst idea ever tonight. We're about as fucking focused as two chimpanzees on crack. You are going to pull your tit out if you keep dragging on your shirt god damn it jesus the thing is with this if the show ends just keep worrying don't keep worrying keep listening to it it's all good the picture is just gonna go away and we're banned for life god there's a's a dildo right over here, that big white one, if you want to use it. Everybody likes that. Quit pulling your shirt down before you get my Facebook account fucked. Look, sit on the big dick. Everybody wants to see that. I'll lose the Facebook account. That goes sliding up there. You'll want some lube. And yeah. It won't fit. It's okay. It will. You're just not drunk. When you're drunk, we're going to try it. Because when you're drunk, your level of determination goes up. It does. Trust me. I've seen that. That one picture. We got to post that picture on Twitter. Oh, good God. What? Remember the picture that I had you holding the fucking Midnight Devils coasters? We were at the back of the hotel, and you were fucking... Yeah, there were stickers. That was hammered. And your face is just like, you look like the ultimate fucking cracked out fucking groupie. And you're just like, no, it was an awesome... It's hot as fuck. No, it's not hot. Oh, I've jacked off to that picture. Yeah. You know I like dirty girls. I look absolutely train wrecked because my makeup is all smeared because I'm hammered. And you just sucked my dick. You know I love train wreck. You know I love dirty girls. And that was the ultimate dirty girl picture. Oh, my God. That's fucking awesome. Apparently I'm apparently i'm too no for you no i just like when you get a little trashy everybody has a trashy size that's okay i have a trash mine just bit is when i'm really drunk there's something magical when you get really drunk is it delicious it is your eye makeup totally like smears smears even if you don't touch it just like you just it looks like like the fucking i don't know it looks like a hooker picture is what it looks like i mean your hair will be hanging and you get you got a glaze look in your eye makeup because you'll do your eyes really hot and then your eye makeup will just be all like just melt yeah it's like the booze does it from the inside to just make you look like ridden hard put away wet and it's so fucking hot to me i don't even know i love i love dirty girls i i get off on that shit what can i say i got nothing i you knew that i've always liked dirty girls well i know you like dirty always but i didn't consider just me being a train wreck like a slut if it acts like a slut it's probably a slut and i love that shit in college and at 48 years old i still love that shit now how the fuck did you hook up with me because i like to have a stable home for the rest of my life because i love you did i look no no no no we met as a one night stand you fuck like a rock so i was the did i look like this did i look like a slut when we met no but when you said when you said are you gonna fuck me or just kiss me all night then i was like okay i'm in so you got all aggressive with me i was the train wreck that night because you wouldn't make a move i was polite and respectful but no you at no point in time was ever like hey i bet i can do fucking coke off her ass no i never thought that and that's not what i that's not what i want every day you know lady in the streets freaking the sheets i mean you know whatever okay we have another question let's get to this did you think no no no let's go back to college if you were looking for these girls in college how the fuck did you end up with me because i was at a dance and i had to be there and all of a sudden you were a smart ass and i was fucking i'm like wow and fate and like everything was we were supposed to meet and probably if i hadn't met you, I'd be dead by now. You saved me. You were like my semi-perverted angel. That came down and fucking... I don't know. It's just one of those things. No, we're not fighting. No, we're not fighting. No, far from it. But I mean, seriously. Yes, I like that. Look, I like to fuck hookers-looking girls and fucking the stoner-looking chicks, but I didn't want to fucking marry one. You didn't want to marry me when you met me? Oh, that's pretty soon. It didn't take very long. But, I mean, you know, the thing is, stop talking, warning. Stop talking, lights coming out. No, I'm just egging it. But actually, no, it's kind of funny because the thing is stop talking warning stop talking lights no i'm just begging it but actually no it's kind of funny because the thing is i did i was totally drawn to chicks like that but that was to fuck but the rest of the time like i wanted intelligent of an intelligent person somebody that was smart somebody that was classy somebody that was you know and those chicks were fun to fucking they were ridden hard and put away wet which means they like being ridden hard and put away so i was actually just a convenient fuck because it was one night stand but you came back more because you liked how i you like conversation and you liked how i fucked i loved how you fucked and the fact that you took charge i was instantly smitten i was instantly fucking hooked you were the you were the only girl that i ever banged in college that i came back that i went for round two the only girl yep and it wasn't just because i didn't know their names on the other one come some of it was but you were the only girl that i ever went back for seconds and i just kept coming around i went oh fuck she's got a job i need to stay with this chick okay we have to do this other question this is wait what yeah yeah no yeah because i love you sweetie he's fine and look and look at look at we antagonize i can remember that dance clear as fucking day look at look at stomping on your glasses no shit and the other girl that was there that was like all pissy jumping around trying to fucking i did not like her she didn't like you either because she made sure to tell everybody that that uh she was all kinds of pissed off that you'd fucking whisk me away well she should have put out, but she didn't. So, I'm a good Catholic girl.

jizz okay sorry oh the look i just got there okay uh we are so excited we both went and got our very first tattoos we got them together and they're good sized we went to a house party the party was hosted by friends but some of the people we knew but just casually when the fun started the hosts complimented our new ink but all of a sudden three other couples started peppering us with questions telling us it is a so stereotypical thing to get a swing so so stereotypical swinger uh to get tattoos and then they started asking if we got tested afterwards uh after we got the tattoos and but before the party it was so uncomfortable we left uh should we have gotten tested what did we do wrong and no they do not have tattoos themselves the other people i thought that was so that is weird so let me ask this okay so the couples were asking that since they had gotten tattoos if they had been tested so not if they're just tested in general no no that since that so when i reached out i was like no wait a minute because i asked that question I wanted to make sure that it's like, so were they asking, was it a general conversation about being tested, like regular testing, or not? And it was specifically because they'd gotten tattoos. And then so the other part of that story that was not in the original question, but reached because you know how you people get diseases from getting tattoos and uh they were really getting badgered about it was being very stereotypical uh you know very stereotypical and very midlife crisis to get tattoos and okay so and right off that angela says it right perfectly exactly there shouldn't be a risk from rapid world tattoo parlor did the first thing they ask is where who did your tattoo my first thing would be is okay we'll see how this isn't like 1943 and sailor jerry didn't actually do your tattoo so if you went to pretty much any fucking city now has tattoo parlors have some of the strictest requirements and guidelines and licensing so if you actually went to a tattoo parlor if the red cross has a list yeah and they go well okay your last tattoo didn't any of these companies did it that one did okay then you're you're fine yeah yeah we can i can honestly say for people well yeah and the and i was going to like the 80s and 80s and the hiv that in their prison wait how mike were they prison tats and yes there was a time when when tattoo products were really shady there was a time as Angela pointed out, like in the 80s, that the infection control processes were, when HIV first came out, there wasn't an understanding yet of how some of these things happened. But since that timeframe, when I went and got my ears pierced, okay, so obviously this is during COVID that I went and got my ears pierced. I had to wear a mask. I had to call. I had to get an appointment, fill out forms via the internet first, call when I got there, wait outside because there's only a certain number of people that could be in at a time for the COVID restrictions, obviously. I had to wear a mask the whole time the piercer had to had masks obviously and in front of me put on new gloves in front of me specifically showed me they were putting on new gloves in front of me put on new gloves retook the tool sterilized the the piercing thing clip thing whatever they are are, cattle prods, again, pierced my ears, then with me still sitting there in front of me, so we do this in front of every customer, re-sterilized the machine, the piercer thing, and showed me so you could see every step of the way. Did he stick a needle? I don't know why. They zapped me. I don't know what they do. I wasn't looking. I couldn't see it with my ears. And then when I got up out of the chair, before a needle i don't know why they zap me i don't know what they do i wasn't looking i couldn't see with my ears and then when i got up out of the chair before he walked me up to go pay he sprayed down the chair before it went straight now and i even said to him how much of this is because of covid i was just curious and he laughed he goes really the mask is the only thing we're doing different because of covid all the rest of those infection control processes I don't know.

No, but I mean, okay. And I think there's some people that are listening today that are, well, Mike listened to our show last week and we were talking about beards. He was in the military. He couldn't have a beard because of his military career. So since he got out, he grew a beard. Does that make it a midlife crisis? Fuck no, it doesn't make it a midlife crisis. It's something you want to do. It's piercing my ears a midlife crisis. No, it's something I wanted to do. I mean, I guess, yeah, people can call it, I guess, a midlife crisis. I guess. Other people can call it whatever the fuck you want. It's none of their business. i did it because i wanted to do it if you do it for somebody else then that's a whole different fucking issue but it what's really sad in my opinion this is the host really kind of dropped the ball here a little bit because, you know, why didn't they step in? Because I asked him, I said, did the host step in to say anything? I said, no. They said the next day that the host got a hold of them and apologized and they felt really bad. But it's like, okay, well, look, if you see somebody at your event getting... It's kind of a prude party. Yeah, it's hard to believe it was. Well, my first thought is. Are they too good for sex or what? Yeah. Okay. Well, how about fucking other people? That's a pretty swinger thing to do. You know, I mean, is that a fucking midlife crisis? Have you always fucked other people or is it something, you know. We know people that have started in their 20s. all these couples start in their 20s it's like that's really fucking asshole i mean i i just i'd say find a new group of people to fuck well here's the thing you know to some people like for me personally i don't ever see me getting uh a tat on my neck good well well but i'm not a fan of them but that's just me no no you're not a fan of them on the side okay i have one on the back you have one on the back of your neck you got it on the back of your neck you liked it it's something you felt comfortable you can still cover it if you want to or it can be uncovered either way okay i just don't see me ever having one is it that i'm not going to is do i judge anybody else because they have one no personally for me i don't see me ever getting a face tattoo i don't i don't it's not i'm not into that now do i want to get sleeves fuck yeah i do and there's a lot of people that go you're 48 years old why the fuck do you want a sleeve or would you know there are people that you've got a tattoo on your wrist you know that would say what what the why the you know why the fuck that just looked white with an apple bin oh i didn't see one yeah there it is but i mean is. But I mean... I was showing them you know what it looks like. Is this like that whole telling the story thing? I know the story. But you know what the thing? I just don't... There are some people we know that get a ton of people. A ton of... No, not a ton of people. Well, there are some of that people that do that too. But get a ton of ink. I'm just sitting there going, okay, well, if that's a midlife crisis then so is getting a motorcycle there you go all swingers have all swingers have motorcycles and tattoos we're all a bunch of fucking dirty bastards we're gonna start our own firm and the hell's angels the hell fuckers we're all the hell fuckers I just I I asked him though if they'd been to other house parties before. This isn't like, this isn't like scaring them away from swinging, but they were legitimately, they did, even in my follow-up, they're like, is that something we should get tested? I don't see any reason. If you went to a reputable place, well, I don't even know if I'd even get tested, even if somebody else. The last time i got a lecture about a tattoo seriously yeah and you remember this this was probably 15 60 maybe even maybe even 20 years ago when we were at the other house and i cut my hand on the oh yes and i got a nurse and she was old as fuck we had to go to the emergency room yeah we had to go to the emergency room yeah and she saw that i had tattoos and she started giving me this old school like my mom type lecture yeah tattoos are dirty and they use dirty needles like i'm like what and so she goes since you don't mind needles you won't mind this and fucking just shove the fucking syringe as far up into my fucking hand as possible to make it hurt i'm fucking would have punched fucking bitch as much as possible you should have filed a massive complaint to prove but to prove a point because i had tattoos and it's like but it's a new day this is not i mean seriously i just god can you imagine do it at home and still be all clean and everything can you imagine how shitty the sex would be with those people? Yeah. Oh, no.

You ain't going to hear that fucking sound. No way. Let's moan appropriately. That was wonderful. Pat. What a fucking lame ass pat. I hate people like that. I hate people. Because here's people that are excited. They got a new ink and they're excited. And then you run into these douche fucks that are like, hey, we're going to be all judgy. Fuck you. You're sitting here getting naked and fucking other people, glass house. Why don't we go tell your workplace that shit? We'll see how fucking high and mighty your ass is when we fucking post your picture all over and going hey she sucks other guys dicks hey but they don't like tattoos they don't believe in that evil ink but you know what they'll fucking suck a cock i mean gee fucking dicks kind of just a noise of living fucking crap out of me. Well, I mean, think about it. They just get a little stirred up. Well, think about it. How fucking retarded do you have to fucking be to be at a swinger's party and judge somebody for that? Oh, hey, you know, you're a dirty smoker. By the way, I'm going to go bang your wife now, but we'll be right'll be right back what are you fucking high have you lost your ever-loving fucking mind yes but smoking's dirty well my church group said your church group said don't go fuck thy neighbor that's what your church group said okay at no point in time when you ask the question what would jesus do would it be covet thy neighbor's wife no that's one of things she said don't do so i don't think that anybody i mean like when we're sitting around naked at a swingers thing if we're trying to figure out what's going to cause somebody to go to hell it ain't the fucking tattoo it ain't the fucking consuming of alcohol it might be sitting there fucking finger banging some chick you don't know why some other chick you don't know sucks your dick Who knows that could be a problem But otherwise I think we're probably fucking good I mean sweet mother of fucking Christ I think he gets a little worked up God I'm sorry Your tattoo offends me Why I thought it was going to be It was gonna be a certain tattoo or something not just tattoo in general well i didn't even ask him what the tattoo was i mean god forbid if they'd gotten the wrong tattoo on top of it skulls are wrong ah what god well now that we're done making fun of the stupid tattoo people, have you renewed your membership on all the adult sites yet? Have you tried out the new fucking Penetrator 10,000 because you're not satisfied at home with your husband's dick? Just saying. I think when the Amazon package shows up and it's a fucking dick attached to a fucking leaf blower, so it goes super hard, I think that's going be a bigger problem the tattoos

I don't know. He doesn't even get this worked up on some of his rants. That's all I got to say about that. A couple of them you have. Not like that. Holy shit. I mean, this is, look, the lifestyle is 90% fucking cool and cool people. But what just blows my mind is you get some people that have a different, whatever, economic status, get a different fucking life experience status, whatever. and all of a sudden they think that they can fucking come in and and they can be judgmental and it's like the house doesn't get any glassier than this yeah i mean look you can sit in a room full of fucking drug addicts alcoholics degenerate gamblers fucking you know crack hoes. And you say the word swinger and you will watch the Bibles come out to be thumped at you like none other, you know. So to be in the lifestyle and then turn around and judge somebody else for something fucking stupid like ink. Huh? You know? Yeah. Well, just so you know, your balls sag funny and your wife's cooter smell so there so fucking dicks anyways i got nothing so would that be like would that be like the karen of swingers don't go to a swing don't go to a house party with the karens we went to eat today i gotta tell the story because it funny. It's not funny, but it just annoyed me. We went to go out to eat tonight. We record on Sundays, obviously. This is not Thursday when you hear this, whatever. We went, and we went to a place, and they had a really long line. We're like, okay, never mind. So this woman is in the car next to us. She pulled up right after we did. She pulled up right after she gets out. And she is Karen a karen through and through just an older one just an older one and she's like how long is the wait and i'm like well it's 30 35 minutes oh my god jeez we're getting the car i'm like yeah and they serve black people too you know what don't even fucking go in you fucking karen she's storming It's like, you wouldn't even walk in yourself, you fucking old hag. What in the fuck is your problem? God, I hate people sometimes. Fuck. I'm better now. Time for my medication. Wow, I didn't realize it pissed him off that bad. Oh, I did. It just annoyed me. I'm like, really? And then she stood out there for another two minutes while we were loading because she was in the way for us to leave. It's like, okay, if it already upsets you that much, get in your car and leave.

No, you know what she did? I promise you, that bitch went in there and fucking bitched at the little girl, the high school girl that was fucking just trying to do her job. She probably tried to walk in without, you know, break all their other rules, too. Just fucking. Ah. Ha ha ha oh, it looks busy. And I'm like, eh. I really wanted the chicken fried steak. I said, okay, how late do you want to, how long of a wait do you want to sit here for and he goes i don't know it won't be that bad that was my exact uh-huh and then she goes oh 30 35 minutes and he just kind of mumbled something i mean i couldn't even understand you and he go no that's okay we'll go we'll come back another day i but i was polite you were polite very it's not her fault that people are eating slow Well, it's not our fault That we went Like after church got out No We didn't We hit the church The church rush Yeah we didn't gauge that very well It's our first Sunday To be allowed to go out We didn't know what to do So anyway When churches weren't meeting We were fine Oh shit Alright Hey you know what That's almost We gotta go... All right. Hey, don't forget to check out our sponsors. Fucking... Go on. We got to... Check out our... What are we doing? Check out our sponsors. I don't know what we're doing. Check out our sponsors. That's what we want to do. Altplaygrounds.net. Check them out. Find us on there. Okay, stop. What? There's no S on it. Altplayground.net. Yeah, that's not what you said. What did I say? Alt Playgrounds. Well, there's millions of people on Alt Playground.net, so I got excited. My bad. Still send the check. Altplayground.net. Check them out. We're on there. It really is a great set. You'll want to check that out. Again, 3 million and one. Be that one. Don't touch that. 3 million and one. Be the one reader to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine today. And remember, you just listened to another one of the shows. You're going to read the mag. Come on, kids. Go buy some swag. Fullswapshop.com. Check it out today. And get ready. Are you ready? Get ready for fullswapradio.com. Check us out. We're not the only show on there there shows everywhere it's up and live currently as we speak so you want to check it out full swap radio.com uh we're there so send us emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com um find us follow us on twitter at truth crazy and then you'll find miss amanda and her nakedness on her twitter account as well follow us on instagram where yep follow us on youtube crazy.casbah i'm like going i don't ever get a word on youtube You get this word in Follows in YouTube I don't make noise Cause you have no gag reflex. YouTube.com backslash Kazma. She doesn't. Just so you know, guys. So you can shove it as big as it goes. Wait. Let's not go there. If it sticks out the bottom part of her neck, then she'll hear a little bit of a... I almost made me puke a little bit. I don't know where she can find us Anyways For the time being Do it the only way we know how The only way we want to The only way with my new fucking style Shut up I can't make fun with the new hairstyle Badass kicking names Badass kicking ass taking names I can't believe you're making fun of my ending now all of a sudden didn't the only way we know how the only way we want to and the only way we ever motherfucking will casbah style out