Send us Fan MailHERE IT IS!!! Our favorite show to do each year. Its our Drinking show. That s right we are drinking and we are talking sex, swinging and screwing around. Nothing will get you in the holiday mood like this show. You will be sore from laughing so hard, we promise. This tradition started in our first season after a Christmas party and we have kept it going ever since. So sit back, grab a cocktail and your SO or your friends wife or who ever and go on a swinging trip with us that you wont forget. FYI we even have a special guest, That s right even Santa makes a stop at the Swingers world famous Kasbh Studios! If you want hear our other shows go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
Transcript
Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm here. Nope. I'm the host. Speaker2: Cole! Cole! Speaker1: Shut up, bitch. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely and slightly tipsy, but not quite yet as much as we will be before it's all said and done, Miss Amanda. Speaker2: Hey! Speaker1: We're here to fucking get drunk. So I just want you to know that the... No, no. Speaker3: Announce it as our annual drinking podcast. Speaker1: Okay, I'm sorry. This is our annual drinking podcast. Okay, I'm sorry. This is our annual drinking podcast. Speaker3: It all started with a work party. Speaker1: There's words of iron in your words of life, and so there's words of iron. There's iron in your words of death. Outlawed Jesse Wells. Speaker2: Thank you. Speaker1: Thank you very much. Speaker3: Gosh, I wonder how many times you've seen that. Speaker2: A lot. Speaker1: I'm going to be here a lot. We're doing a shot now. So we're starting it off. Speaker2: Hey, if you don't know what's going on, we don't do sponsors so after we get a shot get your bottle of liquor beverage of choice get your bottle of liquor if it's white claw you're a pussy quit listening to our show get your bottle of liquor and uh get ready because when we drink you got a drink and uh let's, you know, let the fucking whatever happens, happens. By the way, we have no absolute rhyme or reason in any way, shape, or form to this show. It's going to be completely chaotic and fucked up because that's what we do. One for the money. It's our life. Speaker1: Two for the show. Three to get ready. Speaker2: Oh, fuck. Speaker1: Here we go. Speaker4: Most heinous. Speaker1: Okay. So up first was Fireball. No, it wasn't. We don't do fireball that was jack fire boys and girls jack fire as god is my witness i thought turkeys could fly i'm gonna see as many things we can say so they can't sue us but it just shows how smart i am with my knowledge uh real quick this is we we are we are um drinking yep that's what we're doing there's roman coke there we're drinking and um this is season three this is we're racing run little one run run to the end of season three we've got this week and we've got one more show after this and in the fucking year and then it's time to season four and i gotta tell Motherfuckers, if you're not listening to next week's show, fuck you. We have a huge announcement. What's going on next week? We have a huge announcement. Oh. It's like a giant seal killer cock coming in to demolish your fucking virgin pussy ear listening extravaganza. Is it going to smack the clit first? It is going to fucking take the clit, slap it, shove it all the way it all away it's gonna push it all the way up to your fucking ovaries and out your fucking nose it's so damn exciting you will be coming you will be coming like a fountain a fountain of cum of excitement when you hear this if you don't squirt and you're a guy you're gonna squirt if you're a chicken you do squirt get a bucket because that's how big this announcement's coming yeah fuck yeah that really makes sense no but it will next week when you hear the big announcement okay i'm like wait a minute anyways so this is season three episode 136 uh because no you're wrong oh fucking it is 135 delicious fuck hate that. All right. It's season three. It's season three. 135. 136 will be the last season. Because who was right? Who was right? She's always right. She has a vagina. The wife is always right. Do we have any... Bartender. Anyways, so... Yeah. You can do straight rum. Sure, whatever. We really need to do some fucking first and foremost. We should say something to our sponsors. That's not rum, pumpkin. I was going to finish this off first. Oh, why? And if you wanted to finish that for you? Because I can shoot straight rum. It ain't going to faze me. I cannot. I know. I ain't no pussy. Why didn't you turn your sound off? Because I just don't. I don't care. Anyway, so the thing is is uh our sponsors uh number one kate you know what start the year end the year right or whatever wherever we're at do something with the year right and go to all playground.net now here's the deal there's talking points that we usually do for each week fuck that i'm going to tell you what i want to say uh and what i to say is altplayground.net they are a great place to go to check us out we're there there's a big wall there's places for pictures and comments podcasters oh my and more and more so you want to check it out altplayground.net today don't not tomorrow not the next day not after breakfast how now that would be Shawshank Redemption thank you very much right after they find out that Andy Dufresne escaped so you want to make sure that you go check that
Speaker2:
And I'll see you next time. not after breakfast Hal now that would be Shawshank Redemption thank you very much right after they find out that Andy Dufresne escaped
Speaker1:
so you want to make sure that you go check that out Alt Playground also remember tits will sag balls will dip but a beautiful mind is last forever and how do you make your mind beautiful you read or you pretend like you're reading look at pictures people don't know they think you're reading whatever the case may be but sign up today and go subscribe to Thank you. Make your mind beautiful, you read. Or you pretend like you're reading. Look at pictures. People don't know. They think you're reading. Whatever the case may be, but sign up today and go subscribe to ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million fucking horny, awesome, sexy, smart swingers can't be wrong. We three million one today are good friends at ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Now, finally, here's the deal. I've said it once. I've said it twice. I'll say it again, motherfuckers, because i'm always right ah hold on one two wait a minute you were just wrong you can't say that shut the fuck up one for the money two for the show cole's gonna keep plugging shit here we go that's right wrong oh my motherfucker, so here's the thing.
Speaker2:
You listen to the show. Hold on. Wait.
Speaker1:
Okay, sorry.
Speaker2:
You listen to the shows.
Speaker1:
You read the mag. Motherfucker, what you're waiting for, go buy that swag.
Speaker2:
Go to fullswapshop.com.
Speaker1:
Again, that's fullswapshop.com.
Speaker2:
Fullswapshop.com. See what I mean?
Speaker1:
It's like swing everything. Swap. Get that. So get your gear today get that so get your gear today wait what wait there's that what it stands for maybe uh so yeah now now we're gonna go yes and so let's we're gonna backtrack yes miss amanda started the show off correct now here's so he's not always right no now wait a minute i need to put this out here here's out here. Here's the deal. Once a year, I'm like, I feel really bad for it. Let's let her be right. And so this. You're a dick. Yes, I am. Okay, before we go too much further, also. Drink. My stomach is awfully warm. I'm tingly. Here's the deal. We have no rhyme or reason to this week's show. No. Okay, so we just want to talk and fuck around and drink. Honestly, we haven't had a drink since when? 1975. I was four.
Speaker4:
You were such a lush and early age.
Speaker2:
I mean, I drank some water earlier today.
Speaker3:
No. The last time we had alcohol, dumbass.
Speaker1:
You mean out of the still? Like June june yeah probably i don't know here's the nice thing i can still drink like a fish that's what's really funny yeah you can't i can't i mean because the last time we hadn't had it for a while and i sit there and drink all night like olden days yeah like days of yore and uh that'd be a christmas song and uh i still didn't get drunk so uh obviously i may have lost a nut but i've strengthened my liver that my liver is strong strong like bull and uh it just has never went away it's like motherfucker let's go drinkity drink so tonight we're gonna clean the liquor drawers uh we're gonna clean some shit up and um you know we have liquor drawers. You know, they said to me at one point in time, your life will never be complete without a mate. Oh, you better be careful. Oh, oh, how right they were. Yep. Yep. Humans and penguins. We're dumbasses. No, you know what? I love having you as a mate. You're broken in. I'm not restarting that shit over. You kidding me? Jesus Christ. I know the shit that pisses you off. I can avoid that shit like the fucking plague now. Look, don't look at me like that. Hey, what are you getting for Christmas?
Speaker2:
What are you getting for Christmas?
Speaker1:
Perfume.
Speaker2:
Is it because I stink?
Speaker1:
No. What else are you getting for Christmas?
Speaker5:
A boyfriend.
Speaker1:
There you go.
Speaker4:
Thank you very much.
Speaker1:
How can I get away with saying the shit I do? Because she went up on Saturday to do a booty call at work with her boyfriend. So, you know what? Who's winning? I'm winning. I get husband points, husband points. I almost said cockle points cockle cockle is it i don't know it was fun all five minutes that was the best three seconds of her fucking life here's the thing no okay so i'm gonna laugh because i'll tell this part of the story what was it wednesday we met and we're making out and i'm like shit i've got seven minutes before i have to fill in this other job and he goes oh that isn't enough time so then i show up on saturday we sneak through the building you know i go unseen no one ever knew i was there five minutes tops and here's the thing when she came home and told me that i almost died laughing because i knew also and this is not a rip i get it it's it's erotic and it's hot and whatever so the thing is is that you know it just but yeah it's like it's not like a two-hour fucking love making session when you guys go get a hotel room it is right you guys you guys fuck like normal people with normal time frames and a stopwatch is not needed. But when you fuck at work, it tends to be like...
Speaker3:
We better hurry up before we get caught.
Speaker1:
Run, rabbit, run! Yeah, so... You know, I really can't wait until you both decide you want to quit your jobs. Because you guys are going to have the greatest how I quit my job story ever. We went to the middle of the showroom and we fucked. And we just fucked right in the middle of the showroom and said, oh, by the way, we quit.
Speaker3:
Yeah, I can't foresee that happening.
Speaker1:
Good, because you're not at a point to quit your job yet.
Speaker3:
No, and neither is he. But I hit the lottery, we can both quit.
Speaker1:
Yes, and do you know why we can both quit?
Speaker3:
Because he'll be my person.
Speaker1:
Because all of a sudden, Kaz Bank picks up two new employees exactly not two one the sign of the one because i'm already like the boss yeah oh what a boss is the sign of the apache will be be on our lodge but as soon as i was done saturday i came home and then i fucked cole because i was still turned on you know what that's called obligation it's no it's reconnection sex god damn it was nothing reconnecting about that shit no it's just pure raw sex i loved it look here's the thing we talk about it and yes for all you new people listen going what no you're supposed to have reconnection sex look we've been together 28 years we've been in this lifestyle almost 11 years we've said it before we have a free range relationship you know i don't think we've had reconnection sex for a while at this point diamond's like hey yeah it's all good whatever that was you were still fucking horny and it was like a great way to say thanks since i let you leave during the day specifically to go up and get fucking boinked at your job So, you know, I mean Did it Did it act the same? Sure But it, look Not everything fucking boinked at your job so you know i mean did it did it act the same sure but it look not everything is as deep and meaningful as some might think in our world no but it was hot it was good it was hot it was good sex i mean you know yay for sloppy seconds for coal you lasted longer than five minutes so i'll give it damn straight i did fuck, man, since I've only got one nut, I am a fucking wonderfuck. And my recovery time, what else? Finish the story. Finish the bragging about how good your husband did. So after he came, then he rolled off. Who was he? Let's use names, goddammit. Names, motherfucker. Okay, you. After you came, you rolled off me, and then you start jacking off. I'm like. And how their recovery time less than less than a minute so i'm like going you're still jacking off and you go yeah why not so then you know i do my thing when he likes to jack off and i'm like which means i like to choke her okay let's just say what it is i like to fucking choke i do the mouth thing put your hand over my mouth it's not choking it's consent non-consent and it's really it's hot anyways the thing is is the most important thing that all of you ladies that are listening can get out of this story is at 48 years old the recovery time was like 30 seconds 30 seconds we went from shooting a load and it was a big juicy load i was proud to a follow-up boner that almost wore my arm out i don't think it ever went down and and which which followed up with another big juicy load so it was you know it was double nutcha sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't so uh and that took like another half hour 45 minutes so there you go so 48 your arm would have to get really tired after that long it does 48 quick recovery recovery time my my nutsack may hang weird but my dick my dick power fucking yeah look it even went where'd it go yeah no shit yeah at one point in in time, because she liked her to tickle my nuts or lick my nut when I'm doing it. I tickle his nuts. And I'm like, well, where'd it go? It's funny, I never thought my wife would have on a Sunday. And then you're like, wow, it's just so weird with just one. Yeah, it is. Okay, quit it. No, actually, it's not. You're used to it. I'm like, they're all, it's all, it went up in the body. And then she went and grabbed the comic section and pushed my nut on it. It made like a little orphan Annie stretch off. Look, it's like silly buddy. What was funny was later we went and looked at a Christmas tree because I was scoring more husband points. Like you need to score more husband points when you take and let your wife go fuck her boyfriend. But anyways, and then she still had time to go to the store afterwards on the way home and spend money yay uh so you're embarrassed so but then i went brawless because i showed up at work brawless and everything yeah at casual just like normal she has never done that tits hanging out fucking sweatpants but i made sure to hang in the room i went so oh by the way for those oh, by the way, for those of you just listening, you guys are fucking nuts. You should be part of our secret, secret Facebook page, Crazy Casbah. Shh. Don't tell the others. And you can join, too. They're being quiet. You guys can say shit on Crazy Casbah, too, you know. Is this thing on? What the fuck's going on here? It is. You're a rock star, a guy who can do that rock. so you know just is that is this thing on what the fuck's going on it is you're a rock star a guy who can do that rock so you know you've got the power penis right there i do i do i've got two chins and fucking it's full of two chins and gray hairs and motherfucker that shit i may not have a beard look all right guys i'm gonna say this all you guys wasting your time growing a beard you can energy on growing a beard. You know what? I use that energy on, like, rebound nutting. So when we're doing this, should we have, like, a drinking game? Yeah, every time I say fuck or anything else funny, take a drink. I don't know. I've been sitting there drinking. Well, we've been. No one's going to be drinking then. This is the lamest show ever. We need to get them going. Look, man, if they can't figure it out on their own, then just sit here and watch us get drunk and stupid. Here's what it is. Every time we take a drink, you take a drink. But who are you going to follow? I just took a drink for the listening audience. Yeah. No. So, yeah. Oh, I guess people that can't see. Well, people that can't see. We had a show on that. You just get to listen. Glug. You just caught that on that other, didn't you? Yeah. I did. Yeah, I'm a huge dick. Oh, yes, you are. I'm a huge dick. Oh, my God. By the way, can I just throw this out here? This is something really important that everybody listening needs to know. See, this show is all about little things you need to know. you're a swinger don't have a dog named willie okay i'm just gonna put it out there now we did not name we didn't we rescued willie but here's the thing willie's 140 pound great pyron a great pyridane okay so that's a great dan and pyridane mix so when you're swingers and your kids know you're swingers and everything else, and you're like, oh, come here and let me stroke Willie and stuff like that, you can't be a swinger and have your dog named Willie. Just throwing that out there. You can't be a kid, a person with a 12-year-old brain. No. Because the jokes go all over the place. I've never been so proud of my fucking big fuzz i have a hairy willy i have my big fucking of my big willy it's not even funny uh yeah yeah oh yeah okay right now so one of the people on here of course we're having to delete a bunch of shit anymore but she reminded us there we used to play a game on our facebook page of it was a it was a meme and you take a picture post a selfie and after five likes you had to post another one so we got pretty wrong do you remember okay this meme this was our single i'm slobbering spitting everywhere i need more liquor more liquor apparently uh this meme we had it went for have to take that last swig. Okay, hold on. Glug. We went for three straight days on this thing. This had like 3,800 posts to this thing. But our kids came out at one point in time. When I went in and I said, I need your guitar real quick. To our middle one, he's like, if that touches you. Don't put your dick on it. Don't put your dick on it. Oh, my God. Some of the pictures that we have. When your kids walk out and your wife is sitting there naked and you've got a power drill. And she's trying to take a picture like you're going to drill her cooter. These are the things that people do. This is the way swingers should be. So we're getting the egg oh now here's another story for you kids uh the eggnog rum uh note to self when you bring it home from the store dropping the bottle on a uh tile floor is fucking retarded because it's not a good idea fuck my house smelled like eggnog with rum it was all Thursday night Thursday night yep Oh, oh and for you guys alone we're drinking out of crazy casbah mugs which you can get at where full swap shop yes I'm wearing elf ears she is she's magically she's magically delicious and be Keebler those leprechauns not elves you know what they're to elves, and I'm sure some of them have wanted to be elves when they grew up, but they didn't get a chance. They were discriminated against. Look, you dirty leprechaun. Oh, that's good. They make cookies. Santa likes cookies. They live in a tree. They live in a tree. I want to live in a tree. But then what would we do with our big willy?
Speaker3:
So were we telling the story before all that?
Speaker1:
No, we were just talking. I just, we were passing important swinger information.
Speaker3:
No, but so Jenna made the comment, remember when we posted that meme?
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
Remember when we were posting pictures because they were going back and forth with us.
Speaker2:
Oh, yeah.
Speaker3:
And we were trying to come up with all the most creative shit we could. Our house
Speaker1:
looked like it was torn to fuck.
Speaker3:
We were running around.
Speaker1:
We got to find some of those because some of those weren't, not all those were dirty
Speaker3:
but some were. Oh, those were.
Speaker1:
Not all of them, a lot. They got dirtier as we were running out stuff to do.
Speaker3:
We've had to go back and clean Facebook because they're getting kind of bitchy so we're having to clean out all the old
Speaker1:
shit. The one where I was out in my just the guitar in the driveway in the snow in my cowboy boots
Speaker2:
Thank you. We've had to go back and clean Facebook because they're getting kind of bitchy. So we're having to clean out all the old shit.
Speaker1:
The one where I was out in just the guitar in the driveway in the snow in my cowboy boots. Remember that picture? That was one of them.
Speaker3:
And they had underwear on.
Speaker2:
Nope. Sure didn't. Nope. Nope.
Speaker1:
We have a couple of different times of me walking down the driveway in nothing but my cowboy boots. Saying goodnight to people.
Speaker3:
And that was before we were swingers.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
No shit. No shit. We do so much. We do way less shit now than was your 40th birthday it was you were stoned and hammered yes i was and it was a wonderful wonderful you know that it's a wonderful life it was a wonderful it was a wonderful life oh my lord oh that was i was fucking six ways oh it was fucking Awesome. Yeah fucking awesome Yeah Awesome Amanda was sober The poor neighbor Cole's running around his underwear And he goes, let me take a picture No, I said take a picture And he goes, okay And he had He was this nice older guy That lived two houses over In the rental house Drove a truck No it was the neighbor that i fucked boyfriend that was gonna take a picture and he took it too fast he took it too fast i go wait this time tell me when you're gonna take the picture and i said count to three he goes okay one two three at which point i whip my junk out so that was the picture And the nice old guy was like i fucking saw that coming i knew that was coming and sure as fuck he was it was his weed it was his fucking no i worked it was people you worked with it was good i don't do that shit but it was good and look look here's the she found me in our bedroom in my underwear and cowboy boots on the floor and she's like you have got to keep moving you've got to keep moving it was pale with the fan blowing on my mic you've got to move once i got moving i was fine i had another several hours i did it at fucking that neighbor uh not that not the guy i fucked the gal uh not that night but another sure did. Yep, told her you were swingers, and she's just like, really? Yep, so then I boned her, and she was a horrible fuck. Oh, my God. Jesus, it had been more fun to fuck a table leg. My, fuck, it was awful. I could have just fucking slapped my dick against the side of the house. It had been just as much fun. That was actually your first play-alone experience.
Speaker2:
That doesn't count because that was a total miscommunication. Yes, it does. Because you were pissed when I was like, okay, so I fucked her. And you're like, you fucked her?
Speaker3:
I'm like... Y'all moved to the backyard. I could see from my window.
Speaker1:
Well, yeah, but I didn't know that. And we learned a valuable lesson because you were kind of pissed.
Speaker3:
I kind of wanted to see.
Speaker1:
Yeah, well, and I didn't know, and I was just like, what?
Speaker2:
Wait, what?
Speaker3:
I guess I could have gone outside and peeked over the fence.
Speaker1:
Yeah, she's fucking, it was a worthless, just a fucking absolute train wreck disaster.
Speaker3:
Well, look at the female. I mean, she was a train wreck on her own.
Speaker1:
I have a history of that. Hey, look, you're a fucking train wreck. You're a fucking basket, Kate. Come on, let me stick my dick in you. It works out. Wait, what? This is why companies don't do Christmas parties anymore, kids. The truth comes out. Oh. It's really disappointing you're not going to have a Christmas party this year. I know. I am so bummed. I hate where she works. I used to work there. I all but I'm really I was really excited for a Christmas party
Speaker2:
this year
Speaker1:
just to make her
Speaker4:
boyfriend sweat
Speaker2:
well last year
Speaker3:
I got hit on no year before
Speaker1:
year before
Speaker2:
you
Speaker3:
I got I know I did I had no idea I was kind of clueless I was kind of drunk
Speaker2:
because you were drunk
Speaker3:
and I was getting hit on by a female a hot chick and I so kind of like fucked her
Speaker1:
I totally wouldn't have been just sitting there jacking off watching totally been like fuck yep this is good
Speaker3:
she doesn't live too far away
Speaker2:
apparently
Speaker1:
Thank you. female and i so could have like fucked her i totally wouldn't have me just sitting there jacking off watching totally been like fuck yep this is good she doesn't live too far away apparently well why do you tell me this shit now why are you not following up she doesn't work there anymore so what what they have you have to work with them to be able to have sex with them no but i don't know where she's at well she's not under you and there's the problem so that's the whole thing i guess we started at that point right you know just saying now the other gal that was the receptionist that was with her yeah i'd totally bone her yeah and you're you're friends with her on facebook i am friends have you reached out reached out and hit on her no excellent excellent queen of the sweat but i, she was hot. Yeah. Well, I agree. Good job, Gomer. Way to go that you know that. Yeah, but you've got to act upon it. You need to follow up. Well, after COVID, she got fired. It could be a Christmas miracle. You never know. She's a hottie. Yeah, she's fucking. She was. Nummy. Man, now there's no hot shit. Studio is a little warm. It's because you're drinking. Wait, what? No. I'm putting my sleeves up, you tell me. God, I'm sitting here sweating. I'm going to be fucking naked before this show's over. We have one gal that's attractive, but she's not my cup of tea. At your work? Yeah. I'd fuck her.
Speaker2:
She's like high maintenance. I'd fuck her.
Speaker4:
Yeah, probably.
Speaker2:
Yeah, probably.
Speaker1:
You got to fight her boyfriend that works there, too.
Speaker2:
Really? You think that's going to fucking phase me?
Speaker5:
No, it wouldn't.
Speaker2:
Hey, here's the deal.
Speaker1:
Don't tell your boyfriend.
Speaker2:
Ta-da. No, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't be that.
Speaker3:
I couldn't do that. I had an ex-co-worker message me, and he's like, I'm bringing my car in.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Want to hook up? Here's what's funny. He's found God. Apparently, he's lost him on certain occasions. He's found him, except when he finds Miss Amanda's Twitter account, at which point in time, he puts God on his show for a little while.
Speaker3:
I forgot he was on my Twitter, and all of a sudden, he starts talking to me. I'm like, oh, shit.
Speaker1:
Here's what's funny. I've seen him put religious posts and then likes it on your Twitter. It like what would jesus do apparently jack off to your pictures is all i can figure out so i'm just i'm just i mean i'm just guessing i don't know if that's true or not i don't really know but it's like i'm coming in on friday and i'm like that's my day off you're turning what what into wine? Okay, that's weird, but sure. Whatever fucking works, it's all good.
Speaker3:
This is why I don't buy the lottery tickets. Oh, next time I'll remember that.
Speaker1:
I'm like, okay.
Speaker3:
I don't know where we're going to go, but okay.
Speaker1:
Apparently to his recently serviced car. So you can get service. You can get a sticker. Rotate the titties at 10,000 miles. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Oh, the fun that ensues. The other guy at work I haven't flirted with. I flirted with him a little bit ago. I work at home. And it's just me and my big Willie and my little dog Jack. Jack off and Willie. So dog jack so so so yeah my days aren't quite as eventful as as maybe yours are you know i don't know how i have co-workers you just well apparently i i mean the working world has changed since i've gotten into it or out of it well you missed it okay that is a lie because you hooked up with a gal that you worked with i didn't fuck her at work we do have a discussion no not at work you fucked at her house but you still worked with her at the time well right i get that but the thing is that's not the same as what should i do today well i could go on a smoke break or i could go get dick huh what am i gonna do today huh i don't know well you know what how about i go get dick all Right. Fair enough. You know, I could go on a smoke break or I could go get Dick. Huh, what am I going to do today? Huh, I don't know.
Speaker2:
Well, you know what? How about I go get Dick?
Speaker1:
All right, fair enough.
Speaker2:
You know, I mean, there's a huge difference. Ooh, we're selling cowboy boots as I'm talking on the phone.
Speaker1:
That's what we're doing in the show. Yeah, I mean, that's a little bit different. It's a little different ballgame now. Just saying. Just throwing it out there. Look, okay, we weren't swingers yet, so let's put this out here. If I'd have said, hey, by the way, I'm fucking somebody at work, our conversations would have been a little different back then than what they are now. We were swingers with the other gal. She just went out with us and ended up going and coming home with us after going out dancing. Hey, you know what? She's in our crazy group. Awesome. Tell her after the podcast you'll contact her. Hold on. Well, I got to figure. After the show. But the thing is, is that, okay, you had a place to go where you could go fuck. Well, reach out, yeah. It was a fluke that it hooked up that we were like well you want to okay where do you want to go i'm like uh and um and i'm like messaging you i might think i'm gonna go fuck this guy here's what's funny july 24th or january 21st that was when the doves of love struck or no the the dovesves of sex. No, that was when the hard-on struck. It's the pussy lips. The pussy lips of flapping. It was all fine up until like... It's still fine. Like, I care. Well, no, it's fine, but it got emotions like a couple of months ago. Oh, the E-word. The E-word. I know, it sucks ass. When you're single, look, when you're married and not a swinger, the E-word that's a problem is erection. Oh, shit, I got an erection. That's bad. When you're an E-word and you're a swinger, it's emotion. I got emotions. That's bad. It's not bad because it's definitely not even close. Here's the nice thing. He's a shitty car salesman, so I don't have to worry about her leaving me.
Speaker3:
The emotion is lust, really.
Speaker2:
It is.
Speaker1:
Okay, for everybody listening, because we do a show and we normally are helping people, we need to let people know we're just fucking around. Just trust me. She's not going to leave me because she makes more than I do, so she'd have to pay through the fucking note. I'd take that fucking note.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
We're just fucking around and having fun.
Speaker3:
We're just fucking around.
Speaker1:
We're drunk. What can we say?
Speaker3:
Let it be known. We have talked about this numerous times.
Speaker1:
We sure have. Get off your ass and pour me some more drinkage. I told her the other day.
Speaker3:
What would you like?
Speaker1:
Whatever goes in my cup. More eggnog or you want another rum and coke? More eggnog, Clark? You want a rum and coke dick? No, I don't want any dick. I don't care. It would surprise me. Mix them all together. As I told her the other day, the nice thing is right now I have this ultimate... If, if I wanted to start fucking penguins, she'd have to be like, okay, because I don't want to fuck penguins. I would be a little concerned if you wanted to start fucking penguins. I know. I want a pet penguin, but I don't want to fuck penguins. That's weird. We devoured? Speak to yourself, Lushy. I've been fixing you more than me. Well, you know. Because you can handle your liquor more than I can. Yeah, look at me handling it like a fucking boss. I had one drink last week and was tipsy at the end. Hey, why is no one, you know, here's the thing. Right now, normally these fuckers on our page are asking us questions. Because we're not talking about something to help others. But hey, wait, you know what? According to the clock, the clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Who's that? George Theroux, good. I have no fucking idea. One beer. Okay, so anywho. What the hell? I'm full of, I'm like Jeopardy. No shit. I'm like Jeopardy, but not dead. That was horrible. That was wrong. This is why we don't buy lottery tickets. Shame on you. Anywho, but guess what? That's bad. Happy holidays. Yeah, I may all get visited by a ghost. Hope the bitch is hot. All right, so anyway. I called Alex Trebek. Thank you very much. Yeah, what is your fuck, son of a bitch? Alex, it was just a joke. You always had good sense of humor. Okay, so, but you know what? According to the clock. You're yapping, we're listening. I'm perfect. According to the clock. Because you have gone 90 miles an hour since you started. Hey, Shelly, you better be fucking drinking. Let's go. Drink up. God damn it. According to the clock, don't butter me. Butter, butter, what? Don't butter me. Don't butterfly me. I'll butter you. That's how we do. We don't use lube we just use butter okay some people use chocolate we use like mayonnaise and butter and we just smear you get real butter on your nipples you'll never be the same parquet it is just yeah that's old you know what and the next the I'm sitting there, and I smell my chest air, and it's like, ooh, slickery. Is that Crisco?
Speaker4:
Oh, that's fucking gross.
Speaker3:
Crisco would be nasty.
Speaker1:
Anyways, we're at halftime.
Speaker4:
Is this football?
Speaker2:
It is. Boop.
Speaker1:
Okay, so, I'm not even going to do a fake voice, because I'm all fucking tipsy at this
Speaker2:
point in time. Wait, what? You are? What's happening here? Hold on. Wait, wait. I'm not even going to do a fake voice because I'm all fucking tipsy at this point in time.
Speaker1:
Wait, what? You are? What's that right here? Hold on. Wait, wait. I got something. We need something with bells. Wait, what's that I hear? Ho. Hey, everybody. Santa's here. You know what? If you've been a good boys and girls, you need to go to crazycasma.com. That's where I get all my dirty gifts for you. Really, Santa? Is it a great place to go? Can you learn stuff? You sure can. Learn all about these crazy kids at crazycasma.com
Speaker4:
ho ho ho
Speaker1:
Mrs. Claus and I have never had more fun since we've been to crazycasma.com can't wait to see y'all at Crazy Winter Nights 2022 ho ho ho Merry Christmas wow Santa gave us an endorsement that's fucking awesome
Speaker2:
Thank you. Ho. Merry Christmas. Wow. Santa gave us an endorsement. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker1:
He's busy fucking the elves. That's some magic shit right there.
Speaker2:
You know, some people have to pay a lot of money to have an endorsement like that.
Speaker1:
Not us. He comes right to our house early. Hey, when you get a chance, check out crazycasma.com see what's there for you too we're back that was weird as fuck I don't know exactly what happened right there but I don't think our show will ever be the same again you know sometimes i get questions going you guys script all that stuff you just make stuff up i promise you that came right off the top of my fucking head Oh, my God. Dick. I'd have thought my big willy would have went off with the little reindeers going around but apparently not you know what's going to be great we're going to be the first podcast in the history of sex that's going to get sued by a holiday spirit I don't know. You know what's going to be great? We're going to be the first podcast in the history of sex that's going to get sued by a fucking holiday spirit. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Let's see your boyfriend do that
Speaker4:
Shut up
Speaker1:
This is why she loves me My good speedy recovery time And my great funny shit in between Just saying
Speaker3:
Oh my god
Speaker1:
We should have more drinking nights See what other celebrities will show up Oh my god
Speaker3:
You just had me crying and shit
Speaker1:
Anywho Thank you. We should have more drinking nights. See what other celebrities will show up. Oh, my God. You just had me crying and shit. Anywho. What the hell? You know, the funny thing. Okay. So, totally on a different unrelated topic. You can just flip up and be on your own. It's all a good night. The fucker needs to leave the neighborhood. Dick. Anyways. You's funny is Okay so this is our 135th Because you were correct 135th episode So we've done that in three years So what that actually Here's the thing Is that Is that You okay What's going on What's going on What Kind of reminds me of the night that we were at the hotel bar in grand island oh when cole had his tongue down i went on exploratory fucking tonguing he hasn't got up start dancing yet anyways there's no music the thing the thing is is that we have not we have not missed a show. Okay, so this is like kind of epic.
Speaker2:
This is kind of epic. We have not missed a show. We have done. No, I take that back. In 135 episodes, so in almost three solid years, we have one week that we took off that we didn't do a show,
Speaker1:
that we did a best of show. And the only reason was because at the time our sound guy was being a douche fucking when i got an argument i kicked him out of the house but that but that was the only was that the reason yeah no it was we're having it was it was internet issues is what was going on with it we have computer issues but otherwise we have not missed uh we have not missed a week ever so even after i had my nut removed and everything else we have not missed a week that's fucking awesome that's a lot okay so one it's fucking badass because it's all the questions that people send us because that's even when we did crazy where nice tonight before yeah it's shit like that crazy yeah some of our shows we've been a little more loopy that's how. How did this start? Because I had to have a fucking office party on a Sunday. That's right. And we're like, no, we'll record afterwards. Except they were giving drink tickets. And they kept coming to us going, well, here's a bunch of extra drink tickets. And then, hey, we have extra here. And then we end up hammered. And then we're like, do you still want to record? I fell off the fucking chair. Get this. Do you remember that party? party do you remember your work party everybody came over and hung out at our table because we were like the fun table because we were in the drunkards like everybody's shots no i remember everybody ditched us because they didn't like us or we didn't have anybody sit with no that's when we first got there no one sat with us then the drink tickets started to come oh because we're like let's drink let's go yeah then we started then we started drinking and we're like lining up shots and all of a sudden people were like drifting over like because we were a party we're always the party and then we got home and we were like the one guy though knew that we were swingers oh yeah he's cool and him and his wife kind of been talking about it but they haven't made the plunge no no no no he's been talking a lot about it okay he's ready to plunge into you like none other i see him all the time i know and he wants to fuck i can meet him in a room oh jesus christ every department's taken care of with a helpful smile in every aisle amanda uh so but his i think his wife is like she's kind of open to it but he we have not went out with them and partying no kind of put it off and part of the reason I put it off there was one
Speaker3:
time they wanted us to go out but it's like right when COVID was starting to go well and yeah well
Speaker1:
my nut wasn't totally healed that's true but here's our thing is we haven't done it yet because he wants it really really bad and the thing is him and I've had great conversation he's like Thank you. totally healed that's true but here's our thing is we haven't done it yet because he wants it really really bad and the thing is him and i've had great conversation he's like he's interested he wants to and they've talked about it but it's like dude he's totally gonna try to push too hard like if we went out too soon he would have pushed way too hard it's like no no no no that's not cool you can't scare into it because going out with us look here's the deal if you if you're a chick and you lean over to you know to kiss amanda or lead on you want to get you're gonna get kissed because about seven cocktails in we're gonna be like fuck it you know let's do this shit it's your job to fucking say no we're not interested in we're gonna stop but if you we'll let we'll see where this dog hunts and goes to we'll follow that track yes I actually saw the greatest post by the way somebody goes hey anybody looking to go out by the way we fuck on the first date I'm like that's us to a team if we can ever go out
Speaker3:
again no shit we
Speaker1:
okay I'm putting this out there so everyone knows we do fuck on the first time absolutely okay we are not people that you have to we have to know you real well I don't do you smell funny nope Thank you. Okay, I'm putting this out there so everyone knows. We do fuck on the first time. Absolutely. Okay, we are not people that we have to know you real well. I don't. Do you smell funny? Nope. Do you have a great personality? If we click. Is the mood right? Yep. It'll be the first time. Let's boink. There have been times where you've been really drunk and kind of having drunk eye googly eyes. That I went, what the fuck? No, bitch. what you've done is you've taken pictures and then let me so the next day you can be like hey you were about to stick your dick in that down of a bitch now by the same way if you've been partying with us sometime like but you didn't fuck us on the first time it doesn't we don't always fuck on the first time it just if things are like if they click if you got to catch it in the right mood like if it's a party and we're working because like sometimes it's work then no i'm like yeah i'm not really fucking into fucking at that point in time i'm tired i'm excited you gotta you gotta catch stuff in the right way don't even fucking roll your eye you know i didn't roll my eyes i blinked there's a big fucking difference now she turns into an angry drunk fuck. No, that's an angry elf.
Speaker3:
Damn it.
Speaker1:
Santa's going to come back and kick your ass. Take your ass to the South Pole, bitch. Go for it. When was the last time we had a threesome? do do a long time i don't remember who it I do. We just got invited to his wedding. That's what I thought. That was couples, like three years ago. It sure was. It was three plus years ago. Three long years ago. Why would I say that, I wonder? Let's see. You keep talking about setting one up. Fucking do it. I don't want to just randomly surprise you with, here's a mystery dick. Oh, because I turn it down, right? Sober, maybe. No. I wouldn't do that. Make great porn. Oh, shit. No, because there's waivers involved. And I'm the one that has to get all that shit signed and documented and all that crap. What a pain in the ass. Okay, fine. It should still be fine. Hey, by the way, I want to put this out there right now for other people listening to our shows. You see a lot of people out there bitch about podcasters, and they should because most a lot of podcasters suck cock. The ones that are going to be on our cool thing are don't. Just saying. There's a lot of badass ones that are awesome, and they're friends of ours. But if you're not a friend of ours anyways uh they say that people go oh my god there's all all these podcasters but like happy great stories of sexual adventures i saw that the other day here's the thing we'll tell you half our shit we're like the lion that the true nature video we're like 50 of the fucking hunts turn into a complete disaster and the lion gets gored and it's horrible. Should we talk about the negative experiences? Is that what you're wanting to do? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Okay. No, actually, here's the deal. For those of you who are new, you're just starting to listen to shows, and if you're going to go back and listen to some shows, our early shows, when we first started this three years ago, some quality-wise suck. They're funny. Go back and listen to the one where we talk about our first experience yeah you've got to hear that one i promise you will piss your pants laughing uh if you want to hear some true life one time you started talking and you talked about well and then amanda and him were fucking no the first time we met i never even fucked the dude that was the second time when we went back still the yeah but you were well here's how stupid we were we it was just you and i and you were having issues and it ended up just leaving okay here's how stupid we are this is this has never been told before i am not dumb oh yeah yeah you are yeah we are you and me together we are re fucking retarded uh we are because here's the thing that the first dude that we hooked up with was a complete disaster was a complete fucking tool and if he's listening by the way fuck you you're an idiot anyway which guy wait a threesome the first fucking guy we hooked up with a couple with the fucking chick that wasn't really a fucking with them yeah he's not gonna they're not whatever i'll say his fucking name if i can remember it. Scott. Scott. By the way, if you're listening, fuck you, you're a tool. And the chick's name is Lori. Yeah, and yeah, whatever. So here's the deal. Want to keep at it? Yeah, they were like, they were predators to what they were. But anyways, here's how stupid we were. Because his dick was small enough, you're like, well, I'm comfortable with him. So yeah, we're going to have a threesome with him. So we went back. We tried to hook up with up with him twice yeah and we ended up having your first threesome yeah was with him and all he really wanted to do was get his dick in your mouth yeah he just he was all just wanted his dick sucked that's it yeah yeah well i mean he fucked a little bit but he just wanted his dick sucked in his defense that fucking bitch fucking put my dick in her mouth that he was dating or whatever. Okay, and she was a blunder. And she fucking blended that motherfucker. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I was really good then. Well, look, I mean, at this point in time, he could have put his dick in a toaster. You are very good. You're awesome. But he could have put his dick in a in a toaster and it would have been a different type of pain and he'd been all like this is so much better fucking yeah so i mean because that bitch had the ability to suck cock like it you should need a license to suck dick you should have to go in and go through a test and make sure you don't gnaw the tip off of somebody's penis everybody's's different. Some people like the T.C. part. That's great. And they should specify that and carry a card accordingly like an organ donor. But the rest of us don't want our penis going in a pencil sharpener. And if you suck dick like you're a pencil sharpener, then you know what? There you should come with a warning label. Caution. Might bite. So where were you going with this story? I have no fucking idea. No, I know I do. I do. We were just so stupid that we still continue to go back. This is how much we didn't know. This is why we did this show because we didn't know. No, it ended up being a comfort thing. Because then it was like, okay. You agreed that you would do a deep heat with him. Well, because he was smaller than you. Because he was smaller, yeah. I mean, we never told him that thing.
Speaker3:
No, and it didn't ever happen.
Speaker1:
He had totally been like, okay, my dick's been in your ass. Suck it all.
Speaker3:
But he offended me.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Because when we went back to hook up one other time, I was sucking his dick and he was sitting on a chair. And he reached behind the chair and he grabbed something.
Speaker1:
I'm pretty sure it was some type of drug of some variety. And I was and i'm like okay i'm done yeah and at the same point in time his fucking girlfriend freaked the fuck out got him and walked off and just left me sitting there with the balling and he didn't care i wasn't bawling no she was bawling and he didn't care that she was bawling yeah he just wanted to keep going and going, and you're like, you and I, I'd love that. You and I were having a conversation. He's on top of you fucking you, and you're like, is everything okay? I don't really fucking know what's going on. And we're having this conversation. He has no idea that his psychotic bitch has bounced off into the living room, into a different room bawling. He doesn't understand that we're talking to each other, other and he's just over there look like our little fucking chin pin trying to fuck our great pyridane and just like what the fuck is even going on here god thank god i smoked back then i had excuse to go outside i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do now i'm gonna go outside so for the record we only hooked up with them with the couple twice and him once but boy he used to watch us all the time they used to watch us all the time on aff after that we should hook up again we could yeah because we used to cam every night the only reason we hooked up with them a second time as a couple was because i wanted to try to it was an ego thing i was like my goddamn dick is gonna work one way or another i've since learned that's a bad idea holy shit it's a drinking show kids can you tell good thanks sienna hey by the way damn it better coming up than going down i always say shrek there you. There you go. I at least fucking knew it. We are going to get fucking, we got shit to be sued on all over the place. You know what? This show probably won't even be allowed to be on our new venture. Can I fucking tell? No. God. This sucks. Can I tell what you're getting for Christmas from your kids? Can I do that? No, because I don't know what I'm talking about. Fuck! Oh, this is fucking kicking my... We only have 11 people listening. People are like, fuck, these people are loony. Loony tunes. Oh, hey, what am I drinking now? You know what's really funny? I have to record a rant, a serious rant after this. Oh, my God. Well, then stop drinking. I could do that, but what fun is that? Oh, yeah. There it is. That'll kick you in the nut. Don't let a man make you drink. You go from fucking eggnog to rum and coke. Bam! Anyways. Yeah. Good. You know what's really funny? Actually, this is totally, again, off the subject. Loopy. Squirrel. You know, is that I to get emails uh from people and things and stuff wait sometimes it's for bills no i'm just do that and see if you're listening no uh i get follow-up emails from people like a lot okay and people like thank you you know that really helped or you're a dick, or, you know. No, we don't get those very often. No. Not anymore. Not involved with the show. I get those other places. No, yeah. It actually blows my fucking mind. How many people, in the last couple of weeks that I've gotten emails from people that were like, follow up to questions we've had, like, throughout the show. Really? Throughout the last year. And people are people are like oh my god you helped us so much you know your show helps us and i'm just like and i'm you know i'm sitting there and sometimes i've been like you know jacking off or you know whatever i don't do whatever i do during the day stroking my willy or whatever the fuck i don't know anyway so you know i mean petting the dog in six one anyways come here willy uh so anyways um but it's just it just you don't have to say that wow he's gonna start whining i know it it you it it is mind numbing uh oh trying to run a mouse it it's mind numbing how much uh how much of like a difference maybe like we made or we make We'll be right back. in front of a mouse it's mind numbing how much how much of like a difference maybe like we made or we make like that's really fucking cool I don't think my parents say that my advice is near as prudent as fucking other swingers do but you know I mean I just think that's really fucking it someone's all upset now because you yelled his name no i just yelled a word it just happens to be his name just saying but i mean i think it's just bizarre how much what a difference so what what this long story was there a point to any of this okay there is a... Oh, fuck off. You fucking... God. God. The point of this story is one of the things that we always preach on this show... Preach on, brother! And one of the things we always preach on this show is how about we all can make a difference and help each other. I think I've said that at least on a show with someone along the line.
Speaker2:
Haven't I? Probably.
Speaker1:
If so I mean to. Know that I always mean to say that. Whether I actually say say it or not how many times do i actually listen to you fucking bitch god i love it's good thing your pussy is so awesome anyways uh the thing is is it just shows how much it's the holiday season how much we can all make a difference how much we can all help help each other i feel like a john lennon song is coming on but how much we can all make a difference. Do. How much we can all help each other. I feel like a John Lennon song is coming on. But how much we can all help each other and make a difference in each other's lives. Quit looking at me like that. Quit judging me, you fucking dirty cunt. How does that help?
Speaker4:
God damn it.
Speaker1:
I got Santa Claus to show up here for a guest spot and you're fucking judging me because I'm trying to have, like, a deep, motivational, moving holiday spirit moment. Because you did a holiday spirit. It makes me think of a Christmas song. And then you all of a sudden go, it reminds me of a John Lennon song. And I'm like, it's the holidays. No, that John Lennon, so this is Christmas. Oh, fucking. Anyways, let's reset the mood for just a moment, should we? If this was the old, for those of you that are old enough to remember the 70s and 80s, like Bing Crosby holiday specials, the lights are going to go down. Think Johnny Cash. You know, everybody, I just want to take a moment and talk about the true meaning of Christmas. Just take a moment to feel the love. Don't roll your fucking eyes, bitch. I don't think Johnny ever said that. I don't know whatever the fuck I want. Shut up, June, you fucking... No. Anyways, how I'm saying is, God, you took something really beautiful, I think. It was going to be really beautiful, and it got all fucked up now. Are you sure about that? No, I'm not sure. It's our drinking show. Let's see. We've hammered down a bottle of fucking eggnog. We finished off a bottle of fucking Fire Jack for fucking liquor, and I'm over here drinking God knows how much rum and coke. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's going to be beautiful. It's lovely. Merry Christmas, everybody. Don't be a grinch and go to a key party that's i mean is that one don't be a grinch and go to a key party key party god so much fun but you have all these values and morals and shit seriously well kinda a girl just has lay there. I know what a girl just has to do.
Speaker3:
A dude's the one that has to get it up and function.
Speaker1:
No, we have to thrust. And if we have the right music going with us, our bodies will just automatically take over. Mm. So you don't have slow songs going.
Speaker2:
No!
Speaker1:
Okay. I might be starting to get a little drunk Maybe a little Just a fucking scoach Oh I thought you could handle your booze Am I more sober than you are? Bitch who's been drinking more? I'm talking and drinking and sweating and preaching We've had the same drinks except I didn't fix me the last time Look here's the deal You don't understand man when I am preaching and the sweat's flying and the shit's going and the liver is just processing and this is where we get to all right so are you gonna do a shot yeah give it girl suck it as we both just stop and look yeah this is gonna make the greatest show ever I can't wait until this hits SLS They're going to be like These pauses sure are funny Let's face it
Speaker2:
The show
Speaker1:
Once Santa left The show went fucking downhill from there
Speaker3:
Are you kidding? It started downhill from the time
Speaker1:
This is what makes it all fucking fun Well you know what It's almost time to go I'll see The next show will be bullshit you fucking dirty girl look at a clock don't look at a clock that'll tell you look at a calendar our next show this show comes out this coming thursday and the next show will be released on christmas right isn't christmas on when the fuck's Christmas? It's on a Thursday. Yeah. It's going to come out on Christmas, Christmas morning. Everybody's going to get a present from Crazy Truth. And it's going to be our words of fucking wisdom spewing out. But we'll be talking this Sunday before and Christmas Day if it's recorded. So I can give my words of wisdom and special thanks and spirits. Blah, bullshit. Oh, God. Now, when I'm drunk, I want it to be heartfelt. Oh, fuck, okay. Here is my cooter licking. So, wait a minute. Are you offering? Maybe. So, pat that fucker down. Good boy. So, good kitty. So, wait a minute. Do we have two shows before the end of the year? Put your pussy away until we get down with the show. Is it all wet? Oh, now your shirt's all nasty. Just so you know, I rubbed your shirt in it. Anyways, okay. So, wait a minute.
Speaker4:
Why would you do that?
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
We got to go.
Speaker2:
We got to go.
Speaker1:
The show's over.
Speaker3:
No, what were you going to say?
Speaker1:
Do we have two more shows after this before the end of the year?
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
You knew everything.
Speaker2:
I don't know. Okay. You just now figured out what I did, stiffened my fingers. I was finger banging her for those of you listening to them. All right, here's it. We got to go, kids. Yes, it's two shows. Yes. All right, so we got all kinds of time before the end of the year. Fuck, we're nowhere close. We should have done this next week. All right, so once again. You announced it at the beginning of the show. Okay, well, once again, we need to do our sponsors. Do it. I need to do our sponsors. We got to fuck our sponsors. Can we fuck our sponsors? Probably. Do I want to fuck our sponsors? Probably. A couple of them. All right. So with that being said, hey, don't forget to go to altplayground.net.com. Check them out today. They are very, it's a badass site. site it's awesome you were there uh and stuff and things and words and there's all kinds of cool features altplayground.net check them out be there today you'll be very impressed that you do and remember saggy tits saggy balls smart brains it's all what it's about read visit our friends at asn lifestyle magazine.com don't touch that shit as touch that shit asnlifestylemagazine.com subscribe today and finally you just listened to one of the shows read the mag buy the swag uh be a super fan today and get your uh stuff swag get your swag at full swap shop doc full swap shop dot com today uh and finally you can send us an email at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com you can visit our website at crazy casbah.com wait a minute i said crazy casbah.com is our website crazy.casbah at gmail.com is our email. Follow us on Twitter, at Truth Crazy. On Instagram is fucking something. Crazy.Kazba. What she said. Follow Miss Amanda. Find her cooter at OnlyFans.com backslash Miss Amanda Kazba. And by the way, we'll have pictures soon that you can get signed autographed pictures from Miss Amanda. It's coming too. Anyways, until then, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I ever want to,
