Why do some guys want their junk rated?

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Speaker1: It'd be more fun if there was somebody here.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Speaker1: Or somebody that is into that.
Speaker2: Right, right.
Speaker1: I don't get it personally, but I mean, we're going to explore this. So and the topic is cock ratings.
Speaker2: I get this not all the time on OnlyFans, but there's guys do you charge for you've gotten on other sites too yeah but people through instagram ask you do you do cock ratings not on instagram they've asked you on there and you've done it you go elsewhere to do it but i'm telling them i can't can't do it there yeah i'm just saying but you, but you've been inquiries. Yes. Inquiries go on many of the platforms, but mostly, for me, it seems to be an OnlyFans thing. You do a cock rating. And at first I was like, what? So, yeah, apparently it's a thing. Guys want to show their junk, and you get to rate rate it and they pay you to rate it. So that's interesting. Okay, so from someone who had no interest in a woman critiquing my penis. Yeah, it's not the truth. I mean, no, hon, you're a 10, hon. You are a 10. Don't lie to me. Okay. Okay.
Speaker3: I can't even believe you with that. I know you so well. It's not even like, you know, you can't even lie to me with that shit.
Speaker1: No, I guess not. Okay, so my first question is, are guys looking for you to flatter them or humiliate them? Because there are people who are into the humiliation.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: Thank you. flatter them or humiliate them because there are people who are into the humiliation yes but you have to know that up front most times they want um an honest response and and flattery and i usually try to pick out more positive things on average but i also tell i give them hints you know um oh your penis is really it really isn't that small that's no it has nothing to do with size as much as i have nothing i i completely completely am ignorant of this fact i know you do them yeah you're always telling me oh i have to do another cock rating oh i have to go do another cock i'm like yeah you have a you
Speaker2: have a penis okay good move on now yeah you have a penis well i tell them this is what i want to see We'll be right back. grading oh i have to go do another cock i'm like yeah you have a you have a penis okay good move on now yeah you have a penis well i tell them this is what i want to see so either send me pictures or video video of course is better but make sure the lighting is good i got some they're so dark i'm like what am i even looking at here i can't i can't rate something i can't see the lighting's got to be nice no no you okay go ahead continue i'm sorry okay um i got questions that are popping up my head now just good lighting make sure that when you're shooting a video and or pictures that the environment that you're shooting in is pleasant don't be shooting it and seeing all your dirty laundry laying around or you know a really disgusting room it's like uh background does that really affect the does that really affect the rating yes does it okay presentation is everything i'm i am just asking for me i don't know i i've read other criteria for what other people have this is for me okay uh like a pleasant background so if someone's going to come to you and present their dick to you this is what you would want want. If they have a clean environment, you're assuming their penis is clean. Well, yeah, they're pleasant. They take care of themselves. Also grooming. See, we go from their environment to their actual grooming habits. Don't be sending me a big hairy mess.
Speaker1: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker2: Yeah, stop that, Vince. No hairy messes here.
Speaker1: I was trying to see if you could tell if it was a penis or a pussy. Is my quit big or my penis small?
Speaker2: We're still not sure. The jury's out on that one.
Speaker1: Oh, ouch. You don't buy I'm a grower, not a shower?
Speaker2: I don't know what that is. I can't tell. I'll have to bring my weed whacker first and find out do a little hedge trimming i'm not paying you for a fucking evaluation no i'm brutal with you you pay in so many other ways god damn right yes i do but i always i tell them and um i give them hints you know these to see. Okay. And I even say, like, video is better than stills. But I get guys that show, like, you know, a front view, a side view, an aerial view. They put, like, rulers next to it and shit, tape measures and shit. No, no, they don't. No. Well, one guy had a really thick cock, and he put a, he wasn't really looking for a cock rating. He just wanted to show off his junk, and he put a can of soda can next to it because it's real girthy. Would you buy that that was mine? Oh, yeah, that was yours. I knew that. And that tattoo, I was like, where did that tattoo mean? I had just gotten it, and then I got it erased. Right. Like the next day. It was a temporary. Temporary tattoo, of course. I was wondering what.
Speaker1: I'm buying that. And it was black.
Speaker2: Well, you know, you were tanning, then you weren't, then you were tanning.
Speaker1: Yeah, you know, I washed the tan off.
Speaker2: It was actually dirt. Is that what you're trying to tell me? That's disgusting.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: That one just took me.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Well, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Hey you could have been you know working outside i could have been naked yeah that's what the neighbors want to say i'm sure they do i'm gonna go weed the garden bending over naked i don't know like a hummingbird come up feed ass. Well, because your nectar's so sweet. It's just a little red hole. But, yeah, I even tell guys, you know, this is what I want to see. And, you know, I said, if you have a really good cum shot, that's going to, for me, that's going to rate you higher. Is this like kind of like what standardly happens? Do you know you know what other girls do I have no idea what other people do no one's told you like well so and so said this although I did read you gave me that literature and I was like I didn't read it I just printed it and gave it to you and I said oh that's pretty much what I do and I just well if I'm to view it, this is what I want to freaking say. It's my fucking cock rating. I guess that's my question is the purpose of the cock rating. Is that for them to solely get what you think of their dick? Or is it like they want to be complimented or they want to be humiliated? Yes. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, some guys, I've never had a guy want to be humiliated most guys i gave one guy a nine and a half and he got all bent out of shape oh everybody gives me a 10 i was like well nine and a half there's always you know the picture was blurry blah and he's like well he really got bent out of shape yeah he got point five really yeah i was like i It was a 9.5. I must be a hard grader. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker3: I'm like, I'm like, I was a 9.5. I must be a hard grader. You know what I'm saying? Come on, 9.5 out of 10 is, you know. Maybe I should give him a 9.9. I would have said, you know, dude, that's on a scale of 1 to 20, so fuck you. Yeah. You know, I was like, well, some of the pictures were kind of, you know, some were 90, some were kind of like, eh, or they were blurry, I couldn't see. Well, honestly, taking pictures of your own junk can be difficult. Yeah. For a woman, for a man. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. For anything in between. You know, I mean, short of like, you know, straddling a mirror. Yeah, I get it. But if you want to do that, then you have to put your best foot forward. Yeah, short or your best penis. Well, yeah, you put your phone on, you know, the timer, then you hold it out there and get your dick all hard and hold it. Phone. You know, there's my best. Timer. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Or have a friend take your picture. What's the time of up to 10 seconds? Three to 10. Oh, my God. You can't keep it hard that long? I have to phone a friend. Phone a friend. I mean, I don't know what they go through. And I give them in return a nude report of the findings. It's like a minute. A nude report. Define a nude report. Well, as I'm talking about... I typed the email in the nude. No, I sent them a video. Oh, okay. I sent them a little video. It's like a minute long. Okay, so you sent them a video of you talking about their penis. Okay. And as I'm talking about it, I'm undressing, and by the time I'm done, I'm nude. Okay. Do we need to do like a John Madden thing maybe? A play-by-play? Like where you can put their penis up on the screen and do the X's and the O's. It's like, well, in this area it looks really good, and then they move down to the testicles. That would be interesting. I got some really nice... Well, the initial play here at the ball is very nice. They're well shaved. But then you get up to the base and there's like a nice big web there that could keep it from penetrating deeper. And the head of your penis is bent a little bit to the right. That could be a little awkward, fucking me. So that's going to cost you points. That's true. But overall, I think we're at an 8..2 yeah because sometimes you bend to the left a lot more bend to the left and to the right i've noticed or maybe they're mirrored so i'm not sure now your next test is does the bend correspond to their right or left hand are they left-handed or right-handed is that is that the way they're jerking off and they pull to the side? Does a right-handed guy pull his dick more to the right? No, if a guy pulls his dick more to the left and just over time. Then I'm looking at more left-handed people than right-handed people. I'm just saying. I don't know. Okay, maybe the right-handers go more. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just guessing. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just talking about guys who want to jump evaluated. Okay. Hey. I don't know. I'm happy to do it. I don't care. I think it's fun. You know, guys are like, yeah, this is my pride and joy. This is what I'm going to do with it. Okay. Then you must have been bust. Or they're just. Or they have that shallow life. My penis is my everything.
Speaker2: My penis is my everything.
Speaker3: Well, I always find it interesting what guys do with it.
Speaker1: Like how they present it is always interesting. I've donated money to save children. I rescued a family from a burning building. And I've built churches all over the
Speaker3: world.
Speaker1: But my proudest thing is my penis.
Speaker2: I want a cock reading.
Speaker1: I donated,
Speaker3: you know,
Speaker1: both my kidneys and my heart to someone and donated my eyes. My proudest thing is my penis.
Speaker2: I can't see it anymore. I'm not alive anymore because I don't have any kidneys. I'm so proud of my penis. I said, I don't want my driver's license to have my face on it. Just put your penis on it. So a cop pulls me over. I get out and pull my dick out. And he's like, oh, that's you. He stopped asking me to take a breathalyzer said put cuffs on this bastard and he proceeded to put them on his balls but uh so okay but you haven't had anyone cause there are guys, you've done some cams with guys who want to be humiliated. Yeah. And I'm really uncomfortable with that. Oh, sure. Unless you're my ex, I'm really uncomfortable with that. Or your current. Shut up. I, I hardly ever bash you like I'm. To my face. Yes. As I do my ex. Okay. Um, let's just. Oh, you're right. He was a piece of shit.
Speaker1: You only bashed the last ex. Did you ever notice that?
Speaker2: Yeah, because he was a big piece of shit.
Speaker3: That's why. Yeah, okay.
Speaker1: But anyway, yeah, so I don't know. Are they arousing to you to do?
Speaker2: Some are, yes.
Speaker1: Okay, what makes them arousing?
Speaker2: It depends on, like, how creative they get. Some guys can be really creative. Well, they send, like, really. Look, what makes them arousing? It depends on how creative they get. Some guys can be really creative. Well, they send like...
Speaker1: Look, I made it into a Picasso. I put all sorts of weird shapes around it.
Speaker2: Well, actually, when they were doing their painting, it did what they used.
Speaker1: I'm in a ball pit, and all you see is my dick sticking up through the balls.
Speaker2: That'd be interesting. Might get lost in there. Can't go back to Chuck E. Cheese anymore, though. But I got a good picture. But I got a good picture. Yeah, some of them are really creative. Like when they jerk off, they have like a towel down, and they jerk off into a towel, and they make sure that it's a dark-colored towel so the cum is, you know, it's contrasted with it or they have a nice pleasing background and have you ever had any of these guys i don't i think there's an i think it's a tribute or whatever oh yeah the tributes yeah i've gotten them all over they print a picture out of you oh yeah oh they not only do that but they sent me a picture of them jerking off all my picture. Like my images were on from the internet, like on the website or whatever. And they were jerking off all my images. They took a picture of them jerking off on me.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Which is very cool. I was like, oh, cock tribute. That's so nice. Okay, then there's that. I thought it was nice oh i'm just curious i mean i've seen postings of that shit you know and i'm like man what cost of ink for your inkjet that's too expensive no no they did it like on their their ipad oh okay but i've seen where guys like they print out pictures pictures yep i've seen that too and yeah the ink all ran and stuff or unless they use a laser color laser printer or something that's even more expensive yeah exactly but whatever but i mean but see there's a difference between um men and women there's obviously a lot of differences between men and women But, like, women don't mail men pictures and go, rate my snatch.
Speaker4: That I'm aware of.
Speaker2: No. obviously a lot of differences between men and women but like women don't mail men pictures and go rate my snatch that i'm aware of no you've never had a woman ask you to rate her snatch no or boobs no i think it's but if you do send them to vince at hot wife podcast at that for you. I will gladly rate boobs and or pussies and asses. Asses, legs. Yep, you're an ass and leg man. But if you send a picture of your pussy or your boobs, he'll do that too. I really prefer pictures of legs and ass. I'm a legs and ass man. Whatever. If you send me a picture of your pussy, I'm not going to be offended, but shave that thing up yep i'm i like it well groomed tell you what send us pictures of your pussy and all that stuff and donna and i will each submit to you our ratings i won't do it nude i might but i'm only going to type out my explanation in your video. You'll thank me for that. What are you laughing at? Nothing, dear. I didn't think so. I'll do my rating, nude. I don't care. I'm good with that. Yeah, well, people want to see you naked. Come on, I want to see you naked, too. Yeah, when I'm home, away from them, in a dark room, different state. Who was it? I don't know. It was some guy we were talking to. Oh, you know, I'm sure Vince is, you know, why isn't he naked? Why is he in the videos? Well, first of all, someone's got to run the camera. That's what I, I forget who it was, but that's what I told him. I'm like, somebody's got to be the cameraman. Oh, doesn't your husband jump in?
Speaker1: Well, your high school friend that was here.
Speaker3: Mm-hmm. Okay.
Speaker1: You know, when he and I were talking and stuff like that, and he's like, oh, yeah, you know, I'll mess around. But, you know, you're going to jump in, right? It's like the camera doesn't float and take video on its own.
Speaker2: On its own, by self.
Speaker1: You know, he goes, yeah, but you put the camera down.
Speaker2: I was like, well, no, it's kind of our thing. put the camera down it's like well no it's kind of our thing you know and that's like i don't need to so i said we play ran later i don't need to no one needs to see me or wants to see me stop it no it's the truth i mean i'm fine with it um but um yeah no it's uh say i don't get i mean do you think again i'm not trying to bash anybody but you think it's a insecurity or do you think this whole cock rating thing is something for guys want to stroke their tail feathers or it's an arousal level having a pretty woman tell them that their dick is an 8.7 yeah i think it's eternal for them i think it's uh it's a complimentary thing it strokes their ego and i think that people guys that do this are definitely like an extrovert they're an exhibitionist so they love showing their junk anyway okay so most of them are pretty well endowed um yeah yeah they're i'd say not not huge but yeah they're nothing if you were a dominatrix let's say okay hypothetically do you think do you think you would get more guys looking to be humiliated but because you're not a dominatrix and and humiliating people do you think do you think that could be a difference i don't know humiliation is just not in my i know it's not it's no it's not and that's not you know um and again that's where i'm thinking they're not gonna seek me out they want to be humiliated they're not gonna seek but no i'm saying do you think someone who's a dominatrix gets more of the ones who want to be humiliated? Oh, yes.
Speaker1: You know, more of the cuckold.
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker1: You know, the small dick in a cock cage and shit like that.
Speaker2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Well, it kind of lends itself. You're a dominatrix or you lend yourself to being more dominant.
Speaker1: Then they would be a more submissive guy that would be doing that.
Speaker2: And they want to be, for whatever reason, humiliated, belittled,uckold whatever yeah no the guys that i have are definitely more like an exhibition it's like look what i have look at this it's a thing of beauty you know and they they a lot of times they present it very well they do i mean they it. The pictures are nice. Have it on a silver tray with lettuce under it. No, they probably have a whole calendar of nine, you know, 12 months of their cock.
Speaker1: 12 months of my penis.
Speaker3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker1: Pick of the day.
Speaker2: You know, they have it like, you know, a little cap on it, a little, you know, Santa Claus cap. And then they have a little muffler around the balls.
Speaker1: Cock on a shelf.
Speaker2: Cock on a shelf. Has a little red and red stripes. Where's my cock today? Fucking Advent cock calendar. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah, these are the guys that are just, they're very comfortable with themselves. That's great. I admire that. That's great. They're not pompous. I don't want to say that at all but you can tell that they're very secure at themselves because they do the pictures they show are a lot of times very nice that's there's nothing wrong with that no no it's very thoughtful although i did get a couple like blurry nasty dark ones i'm like no i told me i told my brother to hold the camera steady
Speaker1: So, let's see. Although I need to get a couple of blurry, nasty, dark ones. I'm like, no. I told my brother to hold the camera steady. I said, Mom, hold the camera steady. You need a good picture, Mom. She was probably too excited. Too excited. Or nauseous. Mom just couldn't hold the camera steady while she was throwing up.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: I said, Mom, I did a good job taking your naked pictures.
Speaker2: Oh, now you're going to.
Speaker1: I just threw up again in my mouth.
Speaker2: You did it to yourself. You did it to yourself this time. Oh, my God.
Speaker1: I guess Mom would be better than Dad.
Speaker2: Yeah, I suppose you're right.
Speaker1: Who's got a better dick, me or my son? It's like, oh, that's just wrong. Made you shut up for a second. Took the wind right out of you.
Speaker2: I was just thinking about that, you know.
Speaker1: Well, here's me, here's dad, and then here's grandpa.
Speaker2: Look, his dick's a chip off the old block.
Speaker1: You can tell grandpa's got the gray hair, and his balls are down to his knees. While he's wearing boxers. One's on each side.
Speaker2: Splitting the 50 there. Oh, that's just so wrong.
Speaker1: Oh, God. I'll see you in hell.
Speaker3: We'll be right back. Ones on each side. Splitting the 50 there. Oh, that's just so wrong. Oh, God. I'll see you in hell. But anyway. Yeah. It is a phenomenon that's out there. It's a very. It's a fetish. And that's fine. I mean, it's not one I necessarily understand. What, you're not going to be posting your dick pics every place? No. No. Yeah, I get a lot of unsolicited. I've had people ask me, send us a picture of you. It's like, no, send them a face picture. They're like, no, I want to see your junk. I was like, no, I don't have any. I don't have to need to. I don't want to. No one needs to see. How about you judge me on me? And then if we get to the point where my junk needs to come out, then we do it. And then we talk about it. I guarantee you, no one has ever gotten a dick picture of me. You don't have a dick picture of me. Nope. No, I do not. Because you think every picture of me is a dick picture. Nope. Look at the dick in this picture. Well, I get unsolicited. Honey, that's a wedding photo. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No, I get, of course course i'm sure there's a lot of women out there to get unsolicited dick pics yeah you know i'll go through twitter i'm like oh so is who sent you message okay pain oh angelina you know a different profile she's had on different things she's like do not send me dick pics and a guy will send her dick pic and then she just blocks them yeah well we noticed that too on the swinger sites is like guys are like you know you don't see don't know anything about him but he sends you there's dick pics on his profile it's like i don't care about that what do you look like where they're a couple and there's like 75 pictures of him and one picture of her and then when they open up their private pictures there's like 12 pictures of his cock and there's one picture of her in a bikini top. It's like, hang on a minute. Yeah, there we go. That is a bogus profile right there. Hey, you know, whatever. But, yeah, I don't appreciate, I guess I'll say, that fetish. Well, I don't think you would because you're not into dicks. Well, that too. That too. I wouldn't appreciate if women said, rate my pussy. I don't know how to rate a pussy by looking at it. I mean, for me, I'd have to be like in person with it. I'd have to like smell it. Well, you know, to me, if I'm going to rate a pussy, I'm going to rate it like, okay, how's it, how's it look before I put my tongue on it? How's it react when I'm doing something to it? You know, how me does her lips get when she gets excited? How wet does she get? Right, right. You know, can I put all three fingers or more in her ass? I mean, the whole fist. Well, that doesn't get a good rating. Oh, it doesn't? No.
Speaker1: The whole fist is just wrong. I got big hands.
Speaker2: That's true.
Speaker3: You do.
Speaker1: Three fingers.
Speaker2: It's not going in my ass, I can tell you that. I'm telling you that. It's not going in my ass. Don't look at me in that way. Don't look at me in that tone of voice, mister. Ah! Oh, the look he's giving me is like, yeah, right. This whole, my hand, both hands can go in there. That's it.
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Speaker1: I don't know if we've ever said it
Speaker2: Told so many times
Speaker1: But we've told it to other people I don't think we ever said it On the show though I'll let you preface it because it's it's unbelievable it's unbelievable if we've told the story before i apologize but i'm gonna tell it again um so my daughter was living with us some years ago and, um, and rightfully so whenever I'd make jokes about Don and I having relations, my daughter would be like, dad, knock it off. I don't want to hear that shit. That's disgusting. But I mean, it wasn't like, I was like, oh, you know, she's gonna go and suck my dick. No, it'd just be like, we'd be going to bed and our bedroom was on the second floor at the time and uh as we're going up the steps me and my daughter be watching my daughter be watching tv and i said as we go up the steps at dawn i'd say like okay i'm gonna put the trapeze up tonight and we'll have circus sex my daughter's like dad that's disgusting or one time i'm like okay which animal should i pretend to be in the zoo tonight you know so you can be the zookeeper you know what you know while i told my daughter so if you hear wild animal noises she goes dad just shut up you're so wrong so with that being said so i had started joking with donna one time just on the clear blue as i once in a while i kid around with her yeah once. We were doing something around the house. And I said, yeah, you either behave or you're not going to get your two hours of anal fisting tonight. Yeah. And she goes, what the fuck? Where'd you go up with that? I said, I don't know. I just did. It stuck. So that was just a running joke. It's like, well, you know, you did such a good job with that. I'll give you two hours of anal fisting.
Speaker3: So, now, my son-in-law is a very quiet young man.
Speaker1: Great guy, great guy.
Speaker3: And not really any sense of humor that I'm aware of.
Speaker2: No. Very quiet, stoic. Very dry, very stoic.
Speaker1: Nice guy, loves my daughter to death. The two of them get along great.
Speaker3: I'm blessed.
Speaker1: So, one day, they were here having lunch with us. And I'll see you next time. Stoic, nice guy, loves my daughter to death. The two of them get along great. I'm blessed. So one day they were here having lunch with us. And we were doing something. And just out of the clear blue, I slipped.
Speaker3: And I said to Donna, Donna was giving me shit because all I am is loving and kind to her. I said, you know what? You're not getting your two hours anal fisting tonight.
Speaker2: You're only going to get one hour. And my daughter goes, that's where the fuck he got it from i went what she goes he's always making jokes her husband is always making jokes about you know okay i'll give you two hours of anal fisting tonight she goes i had no idea where the hell he got it from so i started going back in my mind and apparently one of the times he'd been here helping me with some projects around the house, I must have said that to you. Probably. And he picked up on it. He probably thought it was funny as shit. Don, if you don't behave, you're not going to get your two hours of anal fisting. My daughter was like, he came out and said something about this anal fisting in two hours, and I was like, what the fuck fuck we kind of laughed our asses off over there for a while so now if i make that a reference to that whole thing in front of her my daughter just uh like smiles and just gives me this glare she knows it's a joke but it's just like you corrupted my husband. Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. So that's where the two hours of anal fisting joke evolved. Yeah. Or devolved. Evolved, devolved, volved, volva, volvo, whatever. But yeah, just one of those things I just came up with on a clear whim. It's like you know hey thanks for that I'll give you two hours of anal fisting tonight aww you're so sweet I built up my forearms at two hours of pumping my fist back and forth you used to walk funny I walked funny before yeah but you can fart now and not make a noise I love love that. Just a, oh, oh. When you come out and you have these big, you know, rubber gloves on, you snap them like that's like foreplay for me. It's like snap, snap. You kidding? We go bare-fisted, baby. Oh, I like when you wear the gloves. They look so elegant. Yeah, they're ribbed for your pleasure. Ribbed for my pleasure. I got the reservoir and fingertips. Well, you know what? what if you're going to do two hours reno fisting you got to have spunk lube you should because spunk lube makes everything slide it makes it feel good makes it feel good so now this weekend is labor day weekend we hope everyone has a great labor day weekend be safe don't drink. Be responsible. And we want to make sure you hear the rest of the podcast for as long as we do them. But the following weekend. Now, your gangbang got canceled. Yeah, I figured it would on Labor Day. Everybody's got picnics and this and that. Yeah, they had some stuff came up, and then you got called into your other job. job. Other job. Yay. Yeah, so, but next weekend. I won't be getting two hours of anal fisting this week. But you're going to need to rest up for next week. I know. Next week. Next week, Steven, our number one fan, is going to be here. Yep. And we're going to a house party. Yeah. That'll be fun. And Mickey, we sent Mickey one of the videos of Steven. Couldn't stop watching it. I haven't heard from her today. I think she might have just masturbated until she passed out. She can't wait. She not only wants to fuck him, but she actually wants to videotape it. Interesting. Oh, he's going to be a tired boy. I might have to help him on the plane when he goes home between you the party the party and then um mickey right right yeah yep he's gonna his balls are gonna hurt going home probably such a, anyway. It's a cross he has to pay. He wanted to come out. This is the price you got to pay. Price you got to pay. You're going to be fucked a lot. Well, you know. Yeah, he's going to have to get him some fucking Gatorade or something to keep him hydrated. He can take our supplements, you know. Get all his supplements, you know. Well, yeah well mine are for diabetes no there's those ones that you know may give you energy and okay yeah yeah well he he's a hard-working guy so i'm sure he's got some stamina he's not 57 so no he's he's not 57 oh and from what his environment is where he lives to here oh he'll have energy he'll sleep the whole flight home but he'll have energy that's nice anyway so we just wanted to talk about the whole cock rating thing and uh not really sure i personally still don't understand it i mean i guess it's just somebody winsgging rights. It's not like you get a plaque you can hang on your wall. Yeah, it's not like it's a YouTube thing. We get the plaque from YouTube. Oh, I got 100,000 followers. It's like, hey, I got five women who gave me a 10 rating on my cock. And I had to pay for it. They're paying for it. So it's an interesting phenomenon and i i find it entertaining and fun but if guys if there's anybody's interested in that they can contact you through hot wife podcast at gmail.com and i'll be happy to do a cock reading and i will give you a nude review now what do you charge for a cock review? I'm cheap. Apparently, I'm really cheap.
Speaker3: And easy.
Speaker2: I charge $10.
Speaker3: $10.
Speaker2: And I give you a little nude,
Speaker3: you know,
Speaker2: one or two minute little video of my findings.
Speaker3: Yeah. Findings.
Speaker2: Yeah, of my review.
Speaker1: Fucking investigation.
Speaker3: It is investigation.
Speaker1: We did an investigation into his penis and we found out that his penis has been with him since he was born. He has played with his penis extensively over the years, and he lost his virginity to Mary Sue back in the fucking seventh grade. He has toyed off and on with shaving his pubic hairs, and more recently he has done a half-decent job of keeping them off. He still chokes the shit out of the little fucker on a regular basis. That's our investigation. That's the way it was.
Speaker2: That's the way it was.
Speaker1: Tonight is Penelope Bourbon.
Speaker2: This is the architect. I thought you were, like, not drinking.
Speaker1: I thought so, too.
Speaker2: Well, that didn't last. Now I did it it i didn't excessively drink uh-huh i just had like that's what you said the other night we were up with our friends i drank more than i mean yeah that was but i wasn't trying to you're like we didn't even drink that much i was pouring like you saw me i was pouring that much in a glass and just sipping it i couldn't walk. Oh, I was fucked. I'm glad I drove home. No, I didn't even argue with you. You said, I'm going to drive in this you are. Yes, I am. I couldn't walk down that driveway. No, you couldn't. I would have fallen down that driveway. Well, you know, I would be sober and falling down that driveway. It's pretty steep. Anyway, it's a talk for another show. Anyway, I thank everyone for listening and again check out the patreon account please again patreon.com slash hot wife podcast all one word or just go to hot wife donna lynn.com and you'll find the link there to get the spicy shows we're We to meet with a couple I just emailed them earlier today from the website once they meet us then maybe we'll meet them and get them in here on the show and I can't say what may or may not happen but yeah I'm getting tired of just talking to you it's like I'm tired of talking to me too I'm kidding the voice is my head. So I want to thank everyone. And have a great Labor Day weekend. And be safe. Be responsible. Boy, oh boy. Public service announcement. Here we go. Hey, you know, kids are back in school. Yay. Oh, I know. I still got the school buses today on my way to work. School buses, the fucking school zones. I have to remember now. It's like, oh, that's right. If I don't leave to work on time, I get behind bus 427. Man, that thing is just dragging. Oh, now everybody knows where you live. Damn. She lives near 427? Jesus Christ. I know that bus. Yep. I see it. I'm like, oh, no, no. I'm coming up to stop. I'm coming up to the red light, and I see it's coming up. Oh, now they really know. I know. It makes it right to him'm like oh no no I'm coming up to stop I'm coming up to the red light and I see it's coming oh now they really know
Speaker3: I know
Speaker2: and it makes it right
Speaker3: to where I'm like
Speaker2: oh I'm behind it oh fuck fuck I'm behind it again so I have to make sure I leave here like a little bit early so I can just get to that intersection and zip by
Speaker3: and I'm like
Speaker2: haha fuck you I'm ahead of you
Speaker1: fuck you alright so again thank you and have a great weekend
Speaker2: okay everybody have a great night
Speaker3: Thank you. All right, so again, thank you, and have a great weekend.
Speaker2: Okay, everybody, have a great night.