Sexy Town Names

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Speaker1: This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share. Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food.
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Speaker1: all right you've heard those other shows now get ready to hear the best welcome to the hot husband podcast you played a little bit of my intro and i was like what the hell happened here and then you switched to yours you gave me this look and i was like what the hell is going on there you go i love it i was going to make it i was going to put in a transition like someone take a needle across a record that might start right now mine to start. I just now just make it. It's only a one-time joke.
Speaker3: Oh, that's so fucking funny.
Speaker1: Yeah, so you haven't been listening. Then shame on you. Go back and listen to some of our old podcasts.
Speaker3: Because Vince is always saying, we're going to make this the Hot Husband Podcast, and if it's the Hot Husband Podcast, I'm going to blow that Hot White Podcast right out of the water. I'm like, okay. So, everybody, welcome to the, I guess now it's the Hot Husband podcast, I'm going to blow that Hot Wife podcast right out of the water.
Speaker1: I'm like, okay. So, everybody, welcome to the, I guess now it's the Hot Husband podcast.
Speaker3: No, we can go with the Hot Wife thing.
Speaker1: What the hell?
Speaker3: I guess it seems to work. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: Well, whatever. Until people catch on.
Speaker1: Hot Husband is hotter.
Speaker2: I didn't say it was hotter. I just said it was where it needs to be.
Speaker1: That's funny. Well, welcome, everybody. I don't know. catch on at the hot husband is hotter i'd say it was hotter this is where it needs to be that's funny well welcome everybody i am donna lynn and welcome to uh dare i say the hot wife podcast maybe not i don't know i'm afraid i might get you know you might just cut me off here and i'm here with my smart ass husband vince hey Who's always the biggest jokester. Something like that. Never a dull moment with you, dear. Never a dull moment. Yeah. So that's not a bad thing. It keeps me laughing, so that's good. I'm sure if you've been hearing some of our other podcasts and our little rift between the hot husband and hot wife podcast, you'll know what he's talking about. Some of the feedback we actually get, that's what a lot of people love, is the banter we have. And the scary part for Donna is, and she's all aware of it, it's just what goes on every day. Every day. Our conversations on here are kind of the same kind of structure that we have. Oh, no, they're worse when we're not on air. You at least tone it down. I mean, you're a little more polite here. Not much. But I mean, you know, from stealing my pillows. I haven't done that in a couple of weeks. He even made a trap for the pillows. You're trying to explain something that's a visual? Yeah. First of all, you're not giving any context to stealing a pillow. People are like, what the fuck's stealing a pillow? You're not giving any context to what that's about. I just assume that other couples steal each other's pillows. as i go to lie down and i say something smart to you he'll reach behind quick grab my pillow out from under being boom my head hits the mattress mattress and i'm like what the fuck and you're like oh i didn't take your pillow so it became a thing like if i get up in the to go pee like before we go to bed i make sure i take my pillow with me because if i don't take my pillow with me you you will steal it and i won't realize it because the room is dark and i'll go to lie down and boom my head's on the mattress i'm like you motherfucker so it's not just a marriage it's an adventure it's an adventure so my wonderful husband even made this pillow i was trying to prove her i wasn't the one stealing a pillow yeah it's a pillow trap where he takes my pillow as bait and puts it underneath of a laundry basket propped up with i don't know what did you use to prop it up i don't remember anymore it was something to prop it up so this whoever's a typical trap with like a box box with a stick under it so whoever whoever is stealing my pillow would knock the stick over while he steals my pillow and be trapped. Yeah. I found that. I took pictures of that. It almost worked. It almost worked. So that is the pillow stealing episode. And that's just one of the many antics my husband has put me through. Last night I was taking a shower and this mysterious hand reaches through the curtain to turn the water on ice cold but i am on to him now i never ever shower with my eyes closed i'm always looking at that knob and when your hand comes in yo motherfucker get your hand out of here i smack it away get out of there i'm on to you i cannot ever take your i can't turn around in the shower because i know that hand is going to come in a lot of people find therapy in the cold shower i'm sure they do the cold bathing thing is in right and i heard i'm just trying to help you out trying to keep you in the style you know what's what's in the groove what's happening well you don't appreciate i don't appreciate i know well sometimes you don't just turn the shower off they'll be like you'll be talking about yeah you know it's really cold there's some really cold rain outside and blah i'm like what are you talking about all of a sudden he'll take a little cup of ice water and throw it over the shower storm a passing storm and then then last night you're playing with the light switch. It's dark in the shower, then light, then dark in the shower, then dark in the bathroom. You didn't pay the bill. What do you mean to tell you? So these are the antics I put up on a regular basis. And yet she hasn't divorced me. No, I haven't. I don't know what's wrong with me. So who's the crazy one? It must be must be me okay but these are just the i have that documented now yeah i guess so he's actually being very polite on the podcast no not yet no not yet oh i just did the hot husband opening that well that was funny that was good so that's just some of the antics this is midday i not even drinking yet. Yeah, just wait until we record a podcast at night. The one we're going to record later tonight, I'll be drinking. Okie dokie. Because my pain is building. Oh, boy. That's all right. That means you're going to be incorrigible tonight. No, I'll still be Vince. Oh, okay. I don't know who this guy incorrigible is. I don't know, but he keeps making his way around here.
Speaker2: Something like that. So yesterday, and by the time you hear this, you've already heard the podcast, because actually, we're recording this Monday, and the show went out this morning. We actually got to sit with the host, hostess, and one of the guests from the house parties.
Speaker1: And we, you know, they're big into the bdsm or power exchange world and we actually did a podcast with them at their house right right and had a discussion about the bdsm slash power exchange sure yeah hopefully you listened to that podcast and hopefully it was entertaining i mean it wasn a funny one or anything else. It wasn't even really erotic. It was more informative. I'd like to think it was informative. I really enjoyed it because I've always been interested in that lifestyle. I mean, I'm just a dabbler. I'm not hardcore BDSM or power exchange or anything like that. But I find a lot of aspects of that lifestyle very titillating and to have him explain it and be exposed to it in the way that I was with Bob. And he's just a great teacher. He is a loving dom. And he does the valuable part that I pick up every time I talk with him about this is that there's a big differentiation between BDSM and power exchange and sadomascanism. He says if somebody's just there to beat you up, they're not a dom. They're a sadist. And that is a huge, huge differentiation, and I think he illustrated it very well and explained it and went into all the intricacies of power exchange, which I found very informative and enlightening. Yeah, and that's one of the things we didn't get into a whole lot in that podcast is if you have questions about that world or anything we do,
Speaker2: I mean, we're going to have Bob and Jay back on the show and possibly Jess.
Speaker3: Joe. Joanne. Joanne.
Speaker2: I keep wanting to say Jessica. She looks like a Jessica.
Speaker1: Yeah, I can see that. I can definitely see that. Yeah, we kind of keep telling people.
Speaker2: I knew Jessica wasn't right.
Speaker4: It's like, geez.
Speaker1: She starts with a J, ends with nice tits. If she left her a tits, she'd be like, oh, I know who you are. No, I just, I know who she is that way. I don't know her name still. Oh, nice tits, there you go. But we're going to have them on the show. We're going to get more podcasts in the future with them. Oh, absolutely. And you'll definitely be hearing about antics we do with them. Um, you have questions or whatever, we can get them answered for you by them. So reach out to us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. We would encourage you, you know, if people are interested in that world or have questions or what have you, that maybe the podcast either didn't answer or didn't make queer, let us know. They're very, very knowledgeable and what I like about them, it's not that cliche BDSM or like you see in some of the movies. It's stereotypical what people think of, like what you see on TV. Yeah, it's not that. I mean, to some people, it might be. This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for big and smalls, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share. Just food for dogs is the number one vetended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research.
Speaker3: No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner.
Speaker1: They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping,
Speaker3: full Broadway performance every single night.
Speaker1: So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food.
Speaker2: You know, we can only speak from the realm from which they play.
Speaker1: Right, and we are only going to speak from what we've experienced. And it's limited, but it's very interesting.
Speaker2: And right off the bat, I'm going to...
Speaker1: Uh-oh, you scare me now.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: I want to give the spunk to plunk.
Speaker1: Is it spunk to plunk?
Speaker2: Give the spunk to plunk lube. And I haven't been drinking. Wow, that, no. Okay. I want to give the spunk to Plunk Lube. Is it spunk to Plunk? Give the spunk to Plunk Lube. And I haven't been drinking. Wow, that's funny. I need the alcohol to get my speech correct. Quick, quick, get that bourbon over here. Which bottle? Any bottle, any bottle. Amen, now you're talking, sister. I don't even see a bottle in here. No, there isn't one in here. Perish the thought. What is wrong with you? You're dropping the ball here professional well it's getting colder outside except for this week it's getting colder outside so i keep the bourbon up at the house because i don't always come down here to have my cigar and bourbons you should have some like ones here because it's always better when it's cold right yeah i want to but i'm gonna put some shelves up on the wall first so okay yeah we got some more renovation to do down here oh yeah so i really like the aspect of putting in a heat pump down here but anyway um you can probably live down here that's what scares me i already pee outside oh god not like i bathe oh vincent you're disgusting stop that yes he does maybe um but spunk loop uh great products. Uh, if you disgusting. Stop that. Yes, he does. Maybe. Oh. But Spunk Lube, great products. If you use lubricant or think you should or want to experiment with it, whether alone or in pairs or groups or whatever, go up and down the stairs.
Speaker1: Sports teams.
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Speaker1: us product and what have you so so what kind of percentage do they get they put in hot husband in the code you almost think they would get the stuff for free but they're not going to you know they should get the product and money obviously they're brilliant people obviously but since there is
Speaker2: no hot husband code
Speaker1: I can't. Maybe next time we should make it hot husband. I think that would be so funny.
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Speaker3: See?
Speaker1: I think it would. I think it would.
Speaker2: If I only looked as good as my voice apparently sounds.
Speaker1: Oh, but you do. Well, yeah. I'm sorry. I ain't sick of shit. Like somebody's going to believe that after you just trash me. It's like, oh, he steals my pillows. Oh, I didn't say trash. You just pick on, well, not pick on me, but you're always, you're full of shenanigans. Oh, I'm a little constipated, yeah. That's not what I meant at all. But okay, well, I'll take it. All right. So we're going to do something a little more lighthearted on this show. Uh-huh. We came up, I forgot how I came up with it. Well, we knew. We were driving or something and just passing towns, and one of us, I think it was me. Probably you, Mr. Smarty Pants. I'd like to overstate the obvious. Just said, you know, here in Pennsylvania, we have a few towns that have sexual names. Yes, there's several. Yeah, there's several. And I was like, yeah, we ought to do a show talking about, let's find out around the country, how many towns are there around the united states that are could be construed as sexual oh yeah okay we don't didn't do the homework i don't think to to find the reason behind the names but we just thought we'd explore this for just a conversation around a water cooler kind of shit that's true i mean in pennsylvania we're both because we know pennsylvania there's some towns out there in the middle of the state that have very sexual names and you're like god lord didn't they realize that when they named the towns should we say them should we well we're gonna get to it yeah but you could you could start with pennsylvania it's most obvious well it's in our back. You know, there's one called intercourse. Now, does intercourse have another definition besides sexual? Sure, it's when people get together. Well, that's probably what it was named for. Probably. Yeah. But blue ball. Hmm. That's a town for married men. I'm sure. Wait, there's other ones here. Go for it. Do you have the list? Yeah, I have the list right in front of me. Okay. Okay, there's a lot of them that have, like, the beaver name, like Big Beaver. We even have, we had. Is there a shaved beaver town? I want to go there. Like Bald Beaver? Oh, I did not see a bald beaver. Oh, right, right town. There's a couple that have the word bald in it. Okay, well, just get the Pennsylvania one. Yeah, hold on, hold on. That's our home state. Let's go with that. We'll go with that. Well, even in Pennsylvania, just as a real quick sidebar here, we had a college called Beaver College. It was an all-girl college, by the way. Yeah, but that had probably been around since the 1800s. Oh, exactly, yeah. But so nobody made that correlation until the last, what, 20 years or so or so and they did they changed the name of it because it got such such until the internet came about it was fine it was fine but then all of a sudden you know the term beaver.com became a porn site yeah and not an educational site but expected it was an all different name yes they had to change the name of it but funny enough that they you know the beaver was an all. It's now under a different name. Yes, they had to change the name of it.
Speaker3: But funny enough that they, you know, the beaver was an all-girl college. I mean, it just happened to be a happy coincidence.
Speaker1: Yeah, very poetic. So in Pennsylvania, we have, of course, the intercourse and blue ball, but new beaver, big beaver, those kind of towns.
Speaker3: Virginville. In Pennsylvania? Mm-hmm. There's a Virginville,sylvania can you imagine you didn't have like slut city though you know i don't see a slut city it hurts yeah come queen town no nothing like that but i mean dumpsterville if you go to north carolina there's blowing blowing rock so if you want to get and climax i guess that'd be better if they misspelled it what blowing rock the blowing cock blowing cock oh yeah that'd be terrible oh wait i'm from blowing cock north carolina Yeah north carolina will you marry me here's a there's a hookerton not hooker town but hookerton hookerton yeah hookerton love valley um so if you were the mayor of hookerton would that make you the head hooker i guess it would i don't know or you were madam probably madam just check i just yeah i i would say the title of you know mayor you're the madam yeah oh and if you have pubic hair that is mangy and out of control you might come from a town called rough hedge well yeah you know might want to trim that down a little maybe not you know some people like that big hairy mess. I don't know. And if you have a small, well. Don't look at me. Small cock. You might come from Stumpy Point. Stumpy Point. That sounds like it should be like an Alabama. No, it's North Carolina. North Carolina, really? I figured it out more and more south. Stumpy Town. Yep. Okay. So there's a lot of them that have the town Cummings. That's all through the entire. Is there one not Cummings? No, not that I saw. Premature Cummings? Oh, wait, here's one that might be kind of fun. This is in Ohio. Spunky Puddle. Wow. Wow. Spunky Puddle. Mm-hmm. Wow. They have a ball-ville. There's a lot of them that have blue ball. That would actually be a neat, name for a dog spunky spunky and then he could be the official mascot of spunk loop that could be oh they have a little um abbreviation next to it ghost town so this town is no longer it's not there it's not really there it says ghost town what's the name of that town spunky puddle and that might be why but there why. But there's another one that's even worse. I'm reading some here. People there couldn't hold their cum. No, this one's worse. Pee-pee Township. P-E-E, P-E-E, Township. Wow. Yikes. Where do you live? Pee-pee what yeah pissville or maybe it's like pp's like a little word for like a immature penis like a small penis it doesn't matter whether it's urine or someone's small penis it's not wrong it's not good yeah yep i come from stump dumpville pa Well, they do have one called semen, but it's not spelled the same way. It's spelled semen as in S-E-A man, as in the seafaring person. And normal semen is S-E-M? Is it S-E-I-M? Is it? Yeah, it's spelled different. I've never had the need to use it in a sentence.
Speaker1: It wasn't one of the vocabulary words in high school.
Speaker3: Use semen in a sentence.
Speaker1: Well.
Speaker4: Yeah, let's have me go there.
Speaker1: This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat. Not that the babies would ever share. Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls so go to just food for dogs.com for 50 off your first box no code no gimmicks just real fresh food i mean new york's got some cute ones i mean they have another climax like i said there's a lot of these are redundant uh but they have a lot of uh johnson johnson city uh oh one. Pound Ridge. Can you imagine living on Pound Ridge? Yeah, it sounds a little. Yeah, it's not as dirty. No. I don't get trying to put Pound and Ridge together. Not even in a sexual way, just like as a town name. Yeah, I don't know how they. See, I didn't do any of the backgrounds on these things. Yeah, no'm just gonna bite me that's fine but there is one i do like sugar bush there's plenty of pussies i've been around that have been pretty goddamn sweet yeah there you go oh um new mexico's got some sugar lips i've been better than sugar there was a sugar lips sugar lips i'm moving there oh i have these highlighted too it may take may take me... Kentucky has a sugar tit. Well, that's the second best. Yeah, I know. If you can't get a sugar lips, I'm getting a sugar tit. Sure. There you go. That works. Small Cox, Kentucky. Now they're moving there. No. Where are you from? Small cock? What? No, no. Move. I'm moving.
Speaker3: You know?
Speaker2: It's like, no, thank you.
Speaker1: New Mexico's got a cute one. Of course, they have Loving, Lovington. Those are kind of nice. That's romantic. They also have a pie town.
Speaker2: Well, it's a diabetic. I'm not thinking the sexual part.
Speaker1: Yeah, you're thinking blueberry.
Speaker2: I'm thinking peach.
Speaker3: Pecan. Apple.
Speaker2: Especially this time of year.
Speaker3: Pumpkin. Pumpkin.
Speaker2: Pecan pie.
Speaker3: Exactly. Pecan. Yeah.
Speaker1: I think my blood sugar just went up about.
Speaker2: Oh, my blood sugar. I'm fucking almost in a diabetic coma just thinking about it.
Speaker1: Well, here's a neat name. Truth or Consequences. it's the name of a town it really is not just a was that a game show truth or consequences well it's a game no truth or dare truth or dare was a game show no no truth or dare was the game no truth or dare was no truth or consequences was the game show no are you sure look it up i think truth or consequences was the game show that came out like in the 70s it was truth or truth or dare Thank you. was the game show no are you sure look it up i think truth or consequences was the game show that came out like in the 70s it was truth or truth or dare no truth or dare is you you say truth or dare and they do the consequences no you had to do something that was the dare okay wait i am right truth or dare yeah yeah i am right say tell me i'm right wasn't that a madonna movie didn't she do a movie like that too truth or dare i think i don't know i I think. I don't know. I'm not going to look that up. Okay, they don't look it up though. I think that Truth or Consequences was the game show, but that's the name of it. New Jersey has a Buttsville. This guy describes a state. Well, we all know there's a Tuckahoe in New Jersey. Yeah, and Nutley. Yeah, I've been to Nutley. Have you been to Nutley? Yeah, that's where I worked up there for three months oh that's nutley oh that's like close to the new york yeah right outside uh right across the river almost okay about 10 minutes outside new york city um let me see nevada's got a they have some cute ones i mean nevada you think of you know, gambling. So they have one called Jackpot. Okay. That's actually a cute name. Yeah. Love Lock. Love Lock. Yeah. So you call a woman lock jaw on your cock. I don't know. I don't. That could be good or bad. You've got a tight pussy. You could give a Love Lock onto a guy's cock. Oh, that's true. Yeah. They have a sugar bunker, though.
Speaker3: I didn't.
Speaker2: Sugar bunker. Hey, that's a good name for a pussy hole.
Speaker1: A sugar bunker?
Speaker2: That's my sugar bunker, baby.
Speaker1: Yeah, I guess he gives a sugar hole.
Speaker2: I'm going to put my cock in your sugar bunker.
Speaker3: Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker2: What would you call the other one? The chocolate bunker?
Speaker1: No, actually, Nebraska has a great name for it.
Speaker3: Colon.
Speaker1: They literally have a name called Colon.
Speaker2: That's a shitty type.
Speaker1: So I don't know. They also have a beaver city, so.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. it colon they literally have a name called colon it's a shitty time so i don't i don't know um they also have a beaver city so okay they have a um a town called dicks d-i-x d-i-x well okay well there's fort dicks yeah there's fort dicks and they also have a town or a city called valentine which is you know yeah yeah not so sexual romantic not sexual yeah it's kind of
Speaker3: Thank you very much. We also have a town or a city called Valentine, which is, you know, not so sexual, romantic, not sexual.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's kind of, like I said, there's a lot of, there's another one in Georgia called Cummings. There's a lot of Cummings.
Speaker3: That's a redundant thing.
Speaker2: Yeah, we can skip over to Cummings. There's a lot of Cummings.
Speaker1: Let me do that.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: Idaho has a cream can junction. Cream can? Whoa don't i don't know we already even go with that cream can yeah cream can so that's an anal cream pie kind of i have no idea hey they have another town though called dick shooter is that what you do or is that what happens i don't know it's it's d-i-c-k shooter dick wow i know i know oh oh that's what i'm saying you talk about my dick shoots or are we talking about getting shot by the dick exactly that's uh well half of it would be good oh the next town could be here in idaho and also in Ireland had the same basic name, Dingle. We went to the Dingle Peninsula, and every time they say Dingle Peninsula, we're like, gee.
Speaker2: If they have their own berry bush.
Speaker3: I know.
Speaker1: Yeah, I know. Exactly. I was like, guys. Yeah, not good.
Speaker2: They've got to Dingle.
Speaker1: They've got to Dingle Peninsula in Ireland, yeah. Colin is speaking. I've got to go Dingle. Oh, no. Yeah, Indiana has another beaver city. We can skip over the Cummings and the beavers. Beavers and Balltown, Iowa is a ball town. Beaverdale. There's all kinds of things. Fertile. Fertile? Ah, yeah. Wow. wow hard scratch i come from hard scratch iowa yeah it's next to the town called ointment well there's also a town called manly i went from from hard scratch to get some ointment the ointment. And if you don't have any lubricant.
Speaker2: The town on the other side is called penicillin.
Speaker3: Penicillin.
Speaker1: And if you don't have any lubricant, like from Spunky Puddle, you might go to Drywood, Kansas.
Speaker2: That's what happens to men when we get older.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Well, actually, we've got Deadwood, I guess, at that point. We get too old.
Speaker1: Okay, I said it was Kentucky had that sugar chip one, but also Mudlick. That doesn't even.
Speaker2: Well, it's a rim job.
Speaker1: It could be.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Can we update the names of these towns?
Speaker1: That would be nice.
Speaker2: You're no longer Mudlick. You're now Rimjob.
Speaker3: Rimjob.
Speaker1: Yeah, I think these names need to be updated a bit. Dirty Rimjob. Louisiana has Lucky. You know know it's like okay that's that's cute yes you know no i um well and they have a hardwood too hardwood louisiana that's that's pretty good that's pretty nice that's a good one and then i'm a hardwoodian yeah baby uh i'm from hardwood and uh gross teat. Who? Gross teat. Oh, as in gross as in quantity? Yeah, as in large. Of course, to get some older people in the Tratwood Park. And that might be kind of gross teats, yeah. She stepped on it. It was laying down. It was pancaked. I mean, Maine has banger. There's even a Banger Pennsylvania, too, isn't there?
Speaker2: There are Bangers, like, north of the... Banger, Banger Maine. Yes, Banger's up in the Poconos, yes.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, we have a Banger.
Speaker2: I almost thought there was one in Jersey, but I don't think there is.
Speaker1: Maryland has a Q, and they have the Blue Ball Village, of course.
Speaker3: Cockiesville.
Speaker1: And they also have a Loveville, which is kind of nice. Shouldn City's name cockyville probably people from the city up there just cocky little fuckers love you though we love you we love you that's true poor Mississippi has leaksville not good huh oh and then they have splunge splunge i think that's splunge s-p-l-u-n-g-e splunge okay right would that be considered sexual now when i think of how you want to use it sounds like a wet pussy plunged the shit out of her i put my tongue in her pussy don't want her splunge i don't know what else would that be i don't know i don't know what a splunge is i don't know what a splunge is either maybe they didn't know how to spell sponge and that's splunges an not saying, you know, just say how did the name come about.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. They have a Sweatman. Sweatman, Mississippi. Yeah, that sounds gross, doesn't it?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: It just, it smells, it just smells. It just sounds like it smells, like Sweatman.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: If I was next to, like, Hot Fuck.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: I was in Hot Fuck, and then I got all sweaty.
Speaker5: Then I went to Sweatman. Then i was a sweat man yeah and missouri's got some cute ones they have a conception okay and and they even have a conception junction which i don't know what the difference is i don't know how where they are in proximity to each other but they have a conception junction that's where the thighs come together Maybe i i don't know everything that's where the thighs come together that should be the conception junction that one would think i try to stay away from conception i'm past those years and then around there we town lovingly called cooter now we're talking yeah not too bad oh geez talking, yeah. Yeah, not too bad.
Speaker3: Oh, geez. I can't do the impersonation of Duke's Hazard. Oh, yeah, you forget it.
Speaker5: He's hard to do.
Speaker3: Of course, that's right. You know, if you go up a little north, there'll be licking. Or maybe you'd be licking right next to Cougar. I could be the mayor there. Licking?
Speaker1: Yeah, probably.
Speaker3: I'm the head licker? Yeah. I'm in charge of licking here? That's a title I'd want. I want to become the mayor of licking. I can say I'm in charge of licking. This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share. Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box no code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food and somebody as slutty as me, I could be the mayor of Loose Creek if you're that loose it becomes a creek is that a bad thing? no I don't so. If someone can put a dick in you and you can't feel it. I don't have a decent sized dick. I'm going to say in mine. I'm saying like a real dick. Okay. We're not even going to. We're going to skate right over that. Yeah. Sure. Here's one. It has two meanings though. Okay. If you don't spend your money and you're kind of a spendthrift. Tightwad?
Speaker2: Tightwad.
Speaker5: Wow.
Speaker2: Tightwad. It's actually the name of a town.
Speaker1: Yes, it's Tightwad. I was like, you're kidding me. And then I guess if you have a, another one is kind of a, if you're a loose person, Wide Ford. Not Wideford, but Wide Ford.
Speaker2: Two different words.
Speaker1: Two words, yeah.
Speaker3: Wow. Yeah, I know.
Speaker1: It's like, good Lord, where did they come up with these wide well if the afford is whatever oh wait i'm the backup i've just looked up uh georgia's got a good one of these people must be like well not very happy they have a town called hard up well we've been through some of the back areas of uh of georgia Going back then to see my dad. Yeah, some of those areas just – Yeah, they're hard up. Yeah, they're hard up. And then Faceville. Wow. Yeah, that's just harsh. But this one I find pretty cute, and it's actually part of a word that when your girls were there, they would watch that Powerpuff cartoon, and one of the nemesis on there was Fuzzy. Fuzzy Lumpkins. Yep. The town is called Lumpkin. Lumpkin. Wow. I don't know how Lumpkin can be considered sexual, though. When I saw that, I thought the cartoon.
Speaker2: Yeah, I don't know who came, what website I got this list off of. I don't remember anymore, but.
Speaker1: Yeah, I don't, I don't.
Speaker2: What would be a Lumpkin?
Speaker1: I don't know what a Lumpkin is, but we know what a fuzzy Lumpkin is.
Speaker2: I mean, I don't know what a sexual Lumpkin is.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker2: Are we getting closer to that?
Speaker1: Yeah, I think so. There's South Dakota. Did we go through south dakota they have hooker no we didn't yeah hooker yeah oh there's not a lot to do out there so yeah i can see where you want to go to hooker now wait a minute south carolina has fingerville okay and south carolina also has a sugar tip but they have a town called I wish it was the other way around but it's 96 it was 69 I would be yeah well we'd have to visit so yeah we would yeah yeah hooker hooker South Dakota we last night watched a movie um and um it was pretty awful Yeah, Hooker, South Dakota. We last night watched a movie, and it was pretty awful. Yeah, it was.
Speaker2: And we had the concept that we're going to try starting doing when we can find something we're seeing. That's the preface here. um a uh movie worthwhile that has um
Speaker1: swingers um a uh movie worthwhile that has um swinger type or erotic right right and not porn yeah not porn i i want to stay away from the point i just want erotic movies or or something to do with swinging or that kind of thing and so we we kind of like just uh you know threw the cards on the table and went through and said oh okay this one this one has a good you know might be good the title was called swingers swingers we thought okay 96 should have stayed in 96 and it's with some big big names even back in the day it was i think it was actually um one of vince vaughn's if not Vaughn's, first movie from what I read. Yeah, he looked young. He looked skinny. Skinny, you can't even recognize me. I'm going to probably pronounce John's last name wrong. John Favreau. And also Ron Livingston and Patrick Van Horn and Heather Graham was in it. A bunch of other people.
Speaker2: It wasn't about swingers, we found out.
Speaker1: Not in our app.
Speaker2: It wasn't about entertaining you.
Speaker1: Yeah, I think we got like a third of it way through and we're like, this is just awful.
Speaker2: Oh, it was, no, we didn't even get a third.
Speaker1: Oh, you don't think we got a third of the way through?
Speaker2: No, I think we got 20 minutes into it.
Speaker3: Oops.
Speaker2: And we were like, what the fuck is this? So our sexy movie review does not include this one. So if you see Swingers, and it came out in 1996 with the very young Vince Vaughn in it, turn it off. Go do anything else.
Speaker1: We switched and watched one of our favorite sexy movies john wick one we've only seen that movie about 45 times but i'd rather watch that again than the swingers it was awful it was just awful it was just going nowhere it just took so long for them to to to get where they wanted to go i mean it's like come on guys, guys. Let's get into what this movie's all about. Some of the movies we're going to eventually get to. We will do it. And we really don't want to see it. Because Donna's tried to read the book and thought a 12-year-old wrote it. It's Fifty Shades of Grey. Exactly. We're going to eventually watch the movie. I will force myself to watch it. We're going to give you our thoughts on it, not that it really matters. Yeah, maybe the movie's better than the book. We're going to revisit something like Nine and a Half Weeks. See, that one's pretty sexy. It's a sexy movie. It's not a swinger movie. Right, but it's a sexy movie. But we're going to look at those kind of movies. We're going to just give you our thoughts on those. If you haven't seen some of the ones when we get to them, we'll tell you
Speaker2: whether we think it's something you might want to see or not want to see. Again, we might find obscure ones that you might not have heard of that you might want to see. Like there's that one with Ted and Alice.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker4: Something like that.
Speaker1: Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice.
Speaker2: Yeah, which is a, I think it was a 70s movie. And it's about two couples apparently that decide they're going to swap partners. I mean, I think I saw that 100 years ago. And it just somehow didn't resonate with me at that time.
Speaker1: It's different now, not necessarily a better way. But we're know we'll look at that one there's a bunch of different ones like one of the movies that is sexual right that you find remotely erotic and stuff and we'll have to revisit it's been a long time is eyes wide shut yeah i mean it's all well we're not gonna it's kind of weird. Let's wait until we see it again. It's been years since we've seen it. Oh, yeah. Well, there's a series that I loved, and it's still very, very... I still think it's totally cute, is Bonding, if you can find that. That was on Netflix, right? Yeah. It's a series. Was it Bonding or Bonded? Bonding, Bonding. It's a Bonding Bonding. It's got a cute premise.
Speaker3: Real, real quick, just to give you an oversight, she's the main character.
Speaker1: She's putting herself through college, so to make money, she's a dominatrix by night and a college student by day. And she has a best friend who's gay, and he gets to be her, not her sub, but her assistant. And it goes to their antics and all know and all their the clients that they have and that's yeah the hijinks of the client it's remotely sexy more funny it's it is funny it's entertaining and the episodes are like 15 20 minutes long tops so they're real short uh i found it in in half of an afternoon you can burn through the whole season we never saw the second season I started to get too serious I don't want it serious I want it light and fun there's a couple episodes I found real cheeky and fun I would love to watch that one again just because it kind of makes fun I'm not getting'm not getting a subscription to Netflix. Oh, okay. Well, maybe we'll have to find it someplace else. It was a Netflix special show. We might be able to find it, you know, someplace else. But, you know, whatever. It was fun. It was lighthearted. It was entertaining. Yeah. And it was still sexual without being overtly sexual. Like there was no, oh, there was a little bit of nudity in it. There's a little bit. Briefly. Yeah. It wasn't like anything hardcore. That's why I don't want to see it. There wasn't enough. What's that? That's why I don't want to see it. There wasn't enough. Oh, there's some of the scenes you didn't want to see. No, I didn't. There's some things in there. There's some gay stuff in there. Yeah. Well, I'll leave it going back. Not that I'm against it. I just don't want to say it. Yeah, you have no interest in it. But it's very, very cute, and I thought it was kind of funny. It was a very funny show. It was very funny. So, anyway, again, no, this one wasn't one of the most erotic shows. It might not even have been that cute for you. We just found it interesting, the different names throughout the country with sexual names sexual connotations or sexual names yeah i'm sure like in if anybody would look in their own area they could probably come up with or you know some in your area oh well in our area we do but you know i mean anybody else might find other towns in their area which have sexual names and you know i'd love for people to uh email us and tell us like if they have any sexual little towns by them you know that'd be really cool yeah yeah if there was a name we didn't see on this list that you know oh yeah there's a bunch i didn't even go over okay well but you know because it was like redundant that's why look for donna stuff on hotwifedonnalyn.com
Speaker2: Again, email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Look forward to hearing from you. And don't mix, don't miss.
Speaker1: Don't mix.
Speaker3: Don't mix.
Speaker2: Don't miss the next show where Donna gets a review of the newest Spunkwood product.
Speaker1: I'm anxious to do that one. Okay, everybody, you have a great night. I don't have a hot wife, hot husband closing, so we'll just use yours damn it this is bethany frankel from just be with bethany frankel listen i have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh natural healthy sounds great but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade which is why feed your babies just food for dogs it's good enough for biggie and smalls my babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human-grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share. Just food for dogs is the number one vet-recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food.