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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. SpunkLube. When you need more sliding and gliding, visit our sponsors, SpunkLube. Go to their their website www.spunklube.com and make sure you take and put in the coupon code casbah k-a-s-b-h and get 10 off of your entire purchase i can tell you we use spunk lube and we love it hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth that's right this is episode number 25 we got it right we're ready to roll i'm your host with the most i am cole with your lovely lovely co-host miss amanda hey good job before the sound guy's gonna kick our ass this morning tonight whatever we've been drinking i don't know we're ready to go i'm i haven't done shit well this so now you know how the show's gonna go kids hold on to your ass this is gonna be one of one of those special ones we don't have an excuse we don't have a reason all right so you know how we normally start the show we normally start the show with a sex story a, a weird sex story. I did not do that. I did something way worse instead. Way fucking worse instead. You know when you, like, start to do something, and as soon as you start it, you instantly regret that you did that? Okay, that would be me. That's right. So I thought, well, let's do something different versus somebody being weird or fucking weird or banging themselves weird or whatever the case may be let's look up sex injuries does it really happen that often and lo and behold so i found the top nine sex injuries that sends people to the hospital and i should have just stopped right there too much viagra no actually that's not one believe it or not uh these are no particular the first one they mentioned getting a tampon jammed in the vajayjay yep that's right people get so excited they forget to take it out and just fuck it all the way up into your cervix so i think i lost something uh number two not just getting a leg cramp but legitimately pulling a muscle in your leg and having to seek medical attention these are all injuries that people are going to the emergency room to get help for uh number three can't find the condom obviously number one and number three might be related you might consider wait a minute in in yeah it slipped off it slipped off and stayed in there so they had to go splunking obviously if you can slam a con or a slam a tampon up in there and lose a condom you might want to find somebody a little newer at sex just saying carpet burns legitimate carpet burns I have and that hurts like hell broken penis broken penis they say it doesn't happen as much as people think but it does happen a lot and it should be considered truly a medical emergency that you should go immediately to. If you broke your penis or if you think your partner broke their penis, seek help immediately. We have a friend that's a urologist, and he told us plenty of stories. Yeah, I'm never going to. But we still do things that can break penises. Yeah, well, everybody does.
Speaker2:
Vaginal tearing. No, not because every dude's so fucking big. Anyways, dream the fuck on. It's actually just because it's not lubed enough. There's a reason they spit on their dicks in porn. Yeah. This is not just burn. Spit on a cooter. oh yeah yeah. Or what you could do is you could use some of the spunk lube because you need some more sliding and gliding. Just saying, spunklube.com. Let's see. Broken bones. Specifically, and I love this. Fingers. Because they're in places and somebody twists wrong and breaks their fingers.
Speaker1:
Ow. Toes, I don't even want to know.
Speaker2:
And ribs.
Speaker1:
And ribs.
Speaker3:
Ribs? Ribs is a big one. Ribs is a big one. I can see ribs.
Speaker1:
But they say the nice thing is usually when you break a bone during sex, you're so busy you don't realize it's broken until the next day.
Speaker2:
Oh, I can see that.
Speaker3:
Well, perfect. There you go.
Speaker1:
What could possibly... I can't breathe.
Speaker2:
I can't breathe.
Speaker1:
What did you do last night? I got laid. Slipping in the shower.
Speaker3:
What's that?
Speaker2:
We don't have sex. We don't have sex?
Speaker3:
Well, yeah. No.
Speaker1:
Get ready to be ahead of time.
Speaker2:
Well, we can't do that.
Speaker1:
I mean, you can. We can. We just have to have step stools, which increase the risk of slippage. Yeah. And finally, back pains. Seriously ripping your back. There you go. There's your top nine sex injuries. So now we've got a bucket list. Let's go and see what possibly can happen from here. I've hurt my back. When?
Speaker3:
Really? Yeah. When did you hurt your back us having sex?
Speaker1:
When we had sex. Or was it us?
Speaker2:
When I'm laying down flat on my stomach and you're going.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
And it rams my.
Speaker1:
Pussy?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
Spine.
Speaker2:
It rams the spine.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah., that time Because I'm so huge I've got a better chance of breaking your fucking rib Yeah, with my gut I'm going to break a rib before I break anything else You actually said that before You need to take a break I've got to catch my breath That's always really sexy Hold on, let me move that to the side all right so there you go your top sex injuries we'll go back to sex weird sex news because that's way less scary than sex injuries are just saying let's say you had a sex story lined up i did but it just wasn't as good and so i'm like well we're gonna do this instead i thought well what could possibly go wrong and next thing we know you know when it started off with whole tampon thing, I'm just like, really? Yeah, that's gross. How do you not notice? How does everybody involved forget? Okay, I can tell this little story. This is gross as hell. All right, so there was, when I was in high school, my girlfriend was younger than I was. And so we went, no, we were out making out. And I was going to finger her she goes oh wait wait hold on of course we're in the car she goes wait hold on and all of a sudden reason her pants yanks out her tampon and throws it out the window and i was just like well you sure could have taken and kept that because i ain't touching nothing now so we're all good so encourage her just to give me a blowjob and drink the pop that I bought her. Maybe she was trying to be proactive in case it starts she wouldn't be on a date. So you stick a tampon in just in case. I didn't look, but I know the sound it made when I hit the cement outside the car. Oh, wow. So I'm just like, yeah, that killed the mood. I mean, it didn't kill the mood because I still could get up for her to give me a blowjob. Well, I'm sure you could. But I still had the pop. You were a teenager. I still had the pop that I always went and bought. She was always like, it's so nice of you. You always have a pop when you come pick me up. Imagine that. Weird. Weird. And she'd give me a blowjob and then she'd want to give me a kiss. And I was like, here, have a drink of pop. And I'd give her a kiss afterwards. You don't do that now.
Speaker3:
No. I don't care.
Speaker1:
See, that's what you're missing. I can't say her. I'll say her name. She wants to try again now. 30 years later, we'll see how that happens. Now, because I'll forever think about that fucking tampon thing.
Speaker3:
Anyways.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker3:
Different subjects.
Speaker1:
Could you grab that for me?
Speaker3:
No. Okay.
Speaker1:
So let's answer some questions, shall we?
Speaker3:
Sure.
Speaker2:
Why not?
Speaker3:
I don't know which one What do you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker1:
Which one do you want to talk about?
Speaker3:
All right, let's go to this one.
Speaker1:
Okay, so this is a new couple. They are from British Columbia.
Speaker3:
Okay. Okay.
Speaker1:
I don't know if they're new in British Columbia, but they're new in the lifestyle.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
So we are new in the lifestyle.
Speaker1:
It seems every woman is bi or bi-curious.
Speaker2:
I am not. Is this going to be a problem no well okay so then i actually responded an answer back to them because we got this before the weekend and i i felt obligated not to leave them hanging a little bit but i told them to listen in because we'd have a better answer that's probably more accurate actually on the show but just saying so as i tried to explain to them look the number one the greatest myth even okay we talked about we call single females unicorns and we have all these juicy names no the greatest myth in the lifestyle is that every chick walking around is actually bi or bi-curious. There's actually like 8 million women that no one else knows in the world that are actually just dying to be with another chick. And that is such a crock of shit. Absolute crock of shit. I think if you took an actually... I respect the women that will actually put in profiles and stuff like that that are straight, that will say that they are straight or say that they are bi-tolerant you know or they'll specify like they don't mind kissing a girl or they don't mind playing with boobs boob play but that's it because i think what we've all talked about we all know what happens all these people say it's like it's like fishing it's a lure you know if you're gonna go out fishing you're not just gonna take an empty hook and throw it in the water and hope a fish comes by and grabs it i mean they might you might run across a dumb fish right i mean it's a distinct possibility but you're probably gonna put a worm on it because that's gonna be a little more enticing or, a vagina on it. Well, a majority of people that say it, women that say they're bi are not. The majority of guys that say their wives are bi are not. They're just saying it because it sounds good or they're hoping. No, what they're doing is they're saying it for their husband because it sounds better well yeah and and the husbands are hoping that they'll actually somehow or another magically become bi it's like try it you'll like it you'll know very quickly if there's even vague interest if if if you do you mean if you're interested or if they're interested if they're interested okay so now you now you didn't come out for years and years. Because I didn't know. Okay, so I guess the question that goes right along with this, some people will say that beer is an acquired taste. So would you say that vagina is an acquired taste? No. Well, I mean, seriously, what? No, it has nothing to do with taste. But texture? Really texture really well i don't know what what caused when you when you did it the first time how did you know well you think about the very first time that we hooked up well with that pseudo couple whatever and he goes well why don't you why don't you eat her out and i'm like no yeah you were you were like i was like well there was nothing there was no i saw no attraction whatsoever if she'd been hot would you have i don't think you would have the first time i mean we were we'd already had enough on our plate with the whole being naked in front of people first time it took one girl to go well have you ever made out with a girl i'm like no yeah and then she'm like, okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, but kissing's not a big deal to you anyways. No. Never has been. Then the first time I did it to humor you. Yeah, and that was fucking hot. I still have those pictures, by the way. And then it was fun. Yeah, and now here we are. And now you're a leader in the industry. Yeah, no. Well, the reason I ask that question is there's probably going to be some people listening that are new that go well i don't know if i am or not there's probably some people that are legitimately bi curious because when i first made a label for myself i said that i was bi tolerant right i have no problem if a girl wanted to do anything with me right it doesn't mean i'd reciprocate. Right. And now you're just on a constant quest to find a girl to reciprocate. I pretty much take control.
Speaker1:
Yeah. No, just a little bit. Lay down. Now. I know I don't do that. Okay, really? So let me ask this question. The bottom of your tongue is usually raw or sore after eating a girl out because you're so passive. Yeah, that's what I thought. Hey, that could be sex injury number 10. Raw tongue. What it is is underneath the tongue rubs on the teeth. Stop it. Ituses a sore. Wait a minute. What teeth are they rubbing on? Well, you had to verbalize that. My bottom front teeth. Well, if we leave it up in the open, some people will just go like, you've got girls with teeth in their vagina? Yeah. That would scare everybody off. That could happen. You never know. Weirder things. It's barking at me. There's a movie about that. Oh, my Lord. Where the vagina comes alive and... Oh, God. See? Chewbacca. It's really true. It's not just fuzzy. It really will bite you back. Okay, so the thing is... I thought there was one girl that... Like, the first girl I kissed. Well, and ate her out, whatever. Oh yeah, that part too. I think she was only said that she was bi because her husband, I'm pretty sure is, is gay. Most likely. Yeah. Well, here's the reality. Most of the, we see it all the time. You called it earlier. A lot of people say they're bi, which is, they don't even, they don't even stop at bi curious.ious they'll say they're bi and there's nothing more frustrating for true bi women in the lifestyle than somebody who's not so here's the deal to this couple if you're not bi and you're straight be proud that you're straight lay it right out there so that then there's no hurt feelings because nothing can kill a mood faster than if you if you said that you're straight a girl isn't going to reach over and grab you. No, they're just not. The thing is, is that. Say I'm not into women. It is what it is. The thing is, is a couple, the party's going to go over better. The playtime's going to go better because you know what? There was no false expectations. A bi girl knows. Like you said, you know within two seconds when they do like, lick, lick, and then move on. They're no it won't hurt you be honest with it and all you women out there that put bi curious if you're truly bi curious rock on if you're doing it for your husband tell him to fucking watch porn i'm well i mean seriously you know well here's the deal you're gonna be at a swinger event watch you guys you you and our friend put on a show at a halloween party it gave people an opportunity to watch it right don't try to force your wife into it to use your wife as bait uh because then it's just that's gonna end badly you know and if you're your fantasy right exactly and if you're truly bi i strongly encourage you to watch true lesbian porn oh yeah that see there we go that's the other piece of advice or if you're you bi, I strongly encourage you to watch true lesbian porn. Oh, yeah. See? There we go. That's the other piece of advice. Or if you're just getting into it, watch lesbian porn. Here's why. It's like everybody in a lifestyle learner learns sex off of porn, right? So everything, the events go the same way. The two girls start making out. They kiss, they kiss. They get naked. Lick lick then there's blowjobs then you have sex and it's like you kiss with a lot of tongue no that was licking sorry well but i mean so it's that order of things right so the uh the the thing is is that the problem with that is it's not a problem but if you watch lesbian sex scenes they are fucking hot as shit they are and you can just they are passionate it's way more fun than girls that really aren't into it oh yeah i mean that's just that's doing it for the money and that was it yeah that's just hot okay so a live and this is a great one we got a comment on our life for those of you that don't know we also do have a large website that we do our podcast live for and uh the the gal put buy shy selective is that a status yeah that is a status absolutely can be a status you can name a status whatever you want to as long as you can explain it and you can say look here's the deal i'm bi i'm not real i don't want it necessarily advertised and i'm really selective with that's a status that's a legitimate status majority of people are selective yeah there's the other thing too if you're getting into this for the first time here's the deal and this is a lot for the husbands or significant others to listen to this if your wife is bi or if she's bi-curious or whatever the case may be, just because it doesn't mean that every chick that you come across, come across, what? Come on. Every chick that you hook up with, there's going to be an attraction or that she wants to play with that girl. Okay? And so the thing is, is again, if you want somebody that's required to play with that girl or play with every girl or do your every wish and command uh they have those out there they're called prostitutes they're called hookers and you need to go ahead and get one uh you know but i mean because there there's an attraction thing there can be just it can be a vibe it's no different than anybody else because you were always really big on that even in all of our profiles that you're selective on you know just because you're by doesn't mean that you're going to play with everybody every single time sober it starts just like it with a guy it starts off really selective and the more you drink the less selective about six shots in she's grabbing anything that moves and i've done that it is what it is that was just for fun but whatever yeah well and there's always a lucky person somewhere somebody has the right place at the right time remember significant others your wives whatever they're people too they're not we we crack jokes about sex toys you know i crack jokes about i'm your sex toy you're my sex toy. We're not really sex toys. So keep you in mind. Okay. So there you go. So don't be afraid. Be who you are. Be proud of what you are and what you want. And if it changes and you want to try something, here's the other thing. I guess I'd throw this out here. Then we're beating this horse too much. We're not beating anything, but I beat your butt the other day. Left hand print. Anyways, the thing I'm beating off, ah, spunk lube. The other thing is, if you want to try, if you're new and you want to try, you probably have some friends in the lifestyle that might be a really good way to try in a non-threatening environment well there's people that you're comfortable with and you can say hey i would like to try do you care hi you know you want to go out to dinner sweet by the way so i have this thing do you mind if i uh try eating your pussy i don't know if it's gonna work on it that'd be great thanks where was that shit when I was in high school? You never know. You have to ask. You want to learn how to suck dick? Okay. Actually, no, I wouldn't volunteer for that. You told me to watch porn, jackass. And it paid off handsomely for you. And there's a lot of people that would agree with me. All right. We're moving on. We're getting off here. This is just bad. Are we getting off? We're getting off. Maybe. Sound guy, can you pick up that sound? There you go. Spunk Lou. Stop it. No, I'm going to keep saying it. I like those guys. Okay, good. Okay. What? Yeah, they're great guys. They're awesome. They make good product. product yeah what you said good question oh sound guy doesn't speak in my ears you have to worry me okay there's a chalkboard right there you can use now you can't write on the white one okay so here's the thing the next question this is a really really uh funny question actually it's a funny question but it's really a true question well actually wait a minute wait oh my lord sound guy's getting off awesome let me ask this we got plenty of time before the midway point right okay perfect okay so the question is i'm gonna read exactly how they sent it to me okay this is from michelle and nick okay okay they're from the usa We'll be right back. I'm going to read exactly how they sent it to me Okay This is from Michelle and Nick Okay They're from the USA Oh shit That's all I know Okay OMG The lifestyle is so expensive Why does it cost so much for a couple to go out Just for the possibility of hooking up Door fees Themes every weekend i love this question yeah you can use that wipe it off with i love this question absolutely and the reason why the reason the reason why i like this question where was my water the reason why i like this question is solely because of the fact that there's this huge misconception about what you have to do or don't do in the lifestyle okay right so are you following anybody is the fucking sound guy's not even fucking listening to me at this point in time i'm just gonna sit here the rest of the show and sit quietly while he figures I had to run a chalkboard what okay so when we first started in the lifestyle well now you're gonna be involved shut up there was a party every month yes and we're like it was like a period oh my shut up oh no shit anyway sorry i'm just having fun send your hate mail to me i don't care okay get those anymore um but there was a party every month right and it got to where we're like oh my god that cost start cost a lot of money to go to keep driving an hour or two to go to a party every month and most of the time we went home well and there was much there was more than just one there'd be one or two parties a month plus you have house parties and just regularly going out and and i think they're kind of talking a little bit okay so yes there's a ton of parties and parties and i'm going to hit on why parties cost in a minute but i want to talk first about themes and the reason why is okay so when kudos to every club uh party planners everything when they do themes okay it is it's a pain it's harder than fuck to come up with to come up with new themes to keep everybody happy and some of this new fresh and and thing so that it takes a little bit it takes a little bit of ideas and work to get people to come to the club something new so it's not just hanging out drinking right right so god love him for that but you have to understand look unless you're an actress or you've hit the lottery uh most people do not have just a closet full of costumes to be able to go because some some clubs will have a new theme every friday and every saturday night look it is not required to dress up every single weekend for that theme i think most of the theme parties i never dressed up a lot of a lot of people i just wore what i was comfortable a lot of people a lot of people don't you know a lot of people don't dress up uh with that yeah that's exactly right we've got someone alive that just commented if we went to every single party we'd be broke that's true and if you tried to dress up for everyone i think it's nice if you have a club or uh a place that you go, you know, and you're kind of a regular. Yeah, maybe try to participate in some of the some of the themes every now and then. That's nice. Or if there's one that's really like just really it's your thing. Like for me, if it was a 50s night, I'm all in on that shit. Well, some of that stuff, you know, you have on hand. Right. Because I am that out of date. There's one party I blatantly blatantly did not go to because it was called a white party yeah yeah we i'm not wearing white we don't i don't own a white anything i'm too pale yeah i mean so it is it would look like a ghost walking around i do what i don't have my pants on because my legs never see the sunlight so we shut the lights they had a blackout party we would fit right in because that's what because that's all that's all we own is well you own some colors i don't but yeah lace stuff i've got some lace stuff do you have you know a leather jacket might get a little hot for a guy you know sometimes it's more geared for the women so the guys get off easy here's the thing you don't have to dress up no place is going to make it required that you had dress up for the theme now there might be some places that will take and have uh like where we do crazy winter nights and it's a formal semi-formal event we yeah the dresses you need to dress up a little bit but again you don't have to go buy a fucking tuxedo no i mean there's just there's a common sense factor so when you're new or when you're looking at parties don't let the theme dictate whether or not you're going well fuck we can't afford to go because we have to go buy another eighty dollars worth of outfits yeah i know that's number one number two okay when i know in a perfect world everybody would love i hear it all the time that if all the parties were free right that would be great i would love it too here's the thing there there's reasons that there's cost to get into parties okay to throw a big party and not even a huge party you don't even i'm not even talking crazy winter nights six seven hundred people big i'm talking half that or a hundred people you have you have all kinds of of money that you have to spend on getting a place to have it you have to you know there's food there's decorations there's whatever you're going to have with it there's wristbands there's if there's music there's the band or the dj all that stuff costs money even if you're just a club you're regular that's what you do is as a club you have that full timetime as a club. You have electricity. You have staff. You have, again, wristbands.
Speaker2:
Overhead, drinks.
Speaker1:
Yeah, everything costs money. And then people go, well, but it's BYOB. Yeah, here's the deal. Your ass showing up and the booze you bring is the cheapest part of the whole thing. Everything else costs a ton of money. So there's this fine line between making it so that you cover your expenses because you have to make sure you can cover your costs versus just ass raping people i mean you know obviously and the bigger the party the more shit that that comes in so around the holidays you'll see halloween is a big one halloween new year's eve crazy winter nights plug uh you know valentine or st patty's day those are big parties everything when you're trying to rent places or get places to have those cost you the party planner more money so you have to go up accordingly so the thing is is the lifestyle can be as expensive or not expensive as you want it to Remember, you don't have to go to a sex club every weekend to have it be a lifestyle event. No. You can hook up with other friends and whatever and go to a vanilla bar and go see a band. We do that all the time. You don't even have to go do that. Go hang out. Yeah, go hang out. It doesn't have to be super expensive. Don't let people tell you or convince you that if you don't spend thousands of dollars because you could you could easily spend 10 plus grand a year to swing and not necessarily get late just saying and as a side note because we're about to go into break here but as a side note if you're going to somebody's house and it's a it's a like a house party house party it is common courtesy or etiquette to either bring a dish like to share or to bring booze to share or sometimes if they say no don't worry that is to to bring like five or ten bucks just to leave for the house because again even then remember even if it's at somebody's house it's only five or six couples there's still costs involved with it yeah there is you know we're really fortunate. We go to the world famous nomapalooza and bone stock and and uh you know bones opens up his his acreage to campers and and all kinds of shit i mean it sucks down to like extra electricity water all kinds of stuff and it's generally a free will donation and a side dish to share.
Speaker3:
So it's just kind of a coolness factor. So no, don't go broke being in a lifestyle, but by the same token, don't let it scare you away. All right.
Speaker1:
So that's, wow, what timing.
Speaker2:
It is what timing.
Speaker1:
You're going to do the second half ad?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
You don't even know what it is?
Speaker3:
Nope. Seriously? Mm-mm.
Speaker1:
Oh, my Lord.
Speaker3:
All right.
Speaker1:
Let's take one quick moment here. Take a break uh and and talk about our second half sponsors crazy winter night january 19th sign up today they'll be dancing we'll have the live band the house band of crazy chasm of the midnight devils will be there we'll also have a live dj so you have the options to do either one. A speed meet and greet during the day. Gift bags for all. Fun will be had. Sign up today. Send us an email at crazy.kasbah at gmail.com to get on the list today for Crazy Winter Nights. Don't miss this party. All right, we're back. i love when the sound guy has no cue cards it's awesome i'm back all right so i'm chosen miss amanda hey though no i didn't okay that's okay i'll start crossing my people can start listening to this one goes on the radio show and be like what are they talking about what breaks be hey by the way if you are a swinger and you're listening to our podcast and you would like to be part of our big old secret uh facebook group you're not supposed to do that what social media page yeah one that we the one that must not be mentioned i can get lost twice uh anyways if you want to be part of our group 2500 growing strong be part of crazy winter nights nights all that fun shit that we do send us an email at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com and we'll get you all signed up and hooked up you talk fast okay i got a lot of shit to say man it's important all right so not a fucking thing i say is important that's the best part I'm still trying to get everything out from the weekend Alright, so let's move to the next question This is almost more of an Amanda question Well, it is To a large degree Okay Let's see Yes, Jenny Yes, you do Better get that room book, Jenny. I'm counting on it. Okay, so we are... Okay, this is from Tanya. Okay. Okay, she's in New Mexico. Okay. All right. We are new, and we don't have really any toys, quote marks, to speak of. We were at a party with another couple they had a ton of toys is it okay to ask to try someone else's toys okay so first of all i think why it depends if i'm the toy maybe just saying i i think that's a great question because I think it's something that new people, we were there once. Your toy collection consisted of your two fingers and me.
Speaker2:
Pretty much.
Speaker1:
Right, okay. And do you remember the looks we got? God, I think back to that at first party. Have you tried this?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
And you're like, I don't have a dildo okay so it depends no and i didn't and everybody just looks at you like what you don't have any toys no i don't i i i use that and the damn fine thing that being me it's grown oh shit not a lot what no i can carry it in a little bag there's a lot of shit in that little bag it's not like you're bringing 12 inch long fucking seal killer ding dong fucking baseball bat you know you have people that take suitcases i know it's only a matter of time before you get there no we have another suitcase full you don't bring everything every time look we start off with you could bring it in your coat talking about we talking about dildos and vibrators are we talking about floggers and shit all of the above all of your toys at one point okay let's put it in perspective for all of you listening at one point in time amanda's toys when she first got a toy consisted of she could take her toys in her coat pocket ta-da because dick that was it one dick in her coat pocket so it has grown and it continues to grow and and part of that was because people were very cool to they like they'd come out with this fucking like plethora it was like it was like a fucking like oh it was like an adult bookstore had exploded all over their living room they're like try whatever you want and you're like fucking sweet okay so I think it depends on where you're at if you're at a house party it would probably be okay to I wouldn't go hey can I try that I would probably more go ooh what's that well what does it do what does it do? Okay, now wait a minute. They'll probably volunteer. Is it out or not out? Are they using it themselves? Well, that's what it said, that they were using them and wanted to try. Yeah, well, okay. Yes, but I mean, well, no. It didn't say they were out, but they didn't say they were in use. Look, if you break out a toy, it's rude not to offer to share. People have dragged stuff out, and I go, Don't touch that. What's that? Yeah. And then people are pretty willing to try it on you. You use that one? Okay. Sure. Okay, so what's the benefit of that one? Yes. And you've had people show you. One of the nice things about asking when people use them, or if they have, usually if people have their toys out, like, open, either they'll say, hey, hey help yourself or they'll be pulling stuff out of it have you tried as a guy that's one of the most unusual conversations when you first get in a lifestyle you'll listen to the two women over talking like have you tried this have you tried this and there's just fucking toys flying out of this bag all over the place and you're seeing and i don't don't know why, there's so few flesh colored. Everything's like purple and fucking green. So you know the difference, I guess. It's just like Jell-O molds in the shape of dicks everywhere. And then people are pretty willing to let you try. I think if they don't have them out, if you just know they have some, but they haven't got them out to play with, I think it's rude to ask, hey, can I i play with some of your toys i think if you're at a club and you happen to see somebody else playing that you know across the room yeah and you don't know them oh yeah no that's that is a beautiful purple thing can i shove that up my vagina i mean granted i wouldn't just randomly go pick up someone's toys hey can i use this and then just start using it you know no there are some toys in the in the king community cleaner you'd want condoms yeah well and there's the other thing i just gotta throw that that's a wonderful point if you do use somebody else's toy clean it up it's rude to use somebody else's toy get it sticky and then there you go and just throw it back it throw it back in the bag for someone else to clean up after so you want to clean it up but yes if if they have stuff out or if they offer or if you just have questions i don't think there's anything wrong with if you saw somebody using something you've never seen some contraption you were just like what like, what in the fuck is that? The pussy dream catcher, for example.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
And so I don't think there's anything wrong with walking up after the fact and saying, later on when you see him and saying, okay, I saw you using this thing. What is it? I've never seen it before.
Speaker2:
No, I've been curious and I've asked people. It doesn't mean I want to try it, but I've asked them, okay, so what is that?
Speaker1:
And what's the benefit of it? Right. And there's a time instead you don't want to walk up and interrupt somebody playing to be like hey i'm curious fucking george what's this and start poking the shit now the first time i ever used um a wand was like a at a well it was a valentine party but it was hotel we were at a hotel room with two other couples. And I'm just like, well, what's that? You've never used one? No. What was awesome was they used it on you. Yeah. They didn't even... They were like, here, no, you have to do it like this. Whoa. Because you were like holding it. It was just like, hello, foreign object. You don't want to hit me with it. You didn't actually hit me with it. No. But I but I mean you're just holding because you don't know what to do and they're like here give it here they couldn't wait to like try it out on you
Speaker2:
yeah well we'd hooked up with them before so maybe a little bit easier
Speaker1:
I think anybody would here's the reality of some of the toys too if you get into the kink and BDSM stuff there's some of the fucking toys if you don't know what the fuck you're doing you will fuck your shit up
Speaker2:
anytime though of the people that we know that are BDSM their toys are their toys and you don't touch them
Speaker1:
Thank you. what the fuck you're doing you will fuck your shit up anytime though of the the people that we know that are bdsm their toys are their toys and you don't touch them no no you you yeah you don't just no you don't just randomly help yourself to kinksters toys no if you want them to use it on you you can ask well but even i mean i've seen i've seen people i've I've seen people ask if they could use a kinkster's toy and they nicely and they were and they they said yes but they had the assumption that they knew what the fuck they were doing with it and okay so the electric thing what the fuck was that that we ran into it at the one halloween party the violet wand the violet one okay that motherfucker didn't. And the guy that had it, he was going through showing us all the different attachments and rubbing shit like up my arm. And there was one on a setting on my arm that left a mark for like three days. Yeah. And it was cool as fuck. Yeah. Well, this was basically a taser. You could put a light bulb so it would glow the light bulb on it it was awesome uh and a couple of them fucking straight up hurt i mean hurt hurt and as he said he goes dude you could you could brand somebody with this that's how hot this shit gets it's not just a cool light show it was cool in your nipples the one dude that stuck his dick out because the whole joke was cool you stick and let him zap your penis and the one guy was drunk's like i'll do it and just whipped his dick out he was really and and yeah and he zapped his dick i guarantee the next day his dick was hurting but i mean that's something that if you don't know what the fuck you're doing with it you can like seriously fuck shit up plus if you're using somebody else's toys remember this shit is not cheap no so i mean not that everybody has like a power power that's going to bust dildos, but, you know, you don't want to bust somebody else's toy. No. I mean, because that's... Anybody that we know with the saw thing? Oh, yeah. Okay. Most of them, they're holding it. They will not let anybody else use it. No, they won't let anybody else use it because that shit gets bad. Yeah. If end up hurting yourself uh you'll you'll end up on a list on the danger on the danger list yeah you'll be like yeah nope nope sorry you can't touch it well and here's the danger plus here's the other thing with us when you're when you're using somebody else's toys right it's you're using it and and then like the next time around when you go get toys you need to make sure you bring your toys to share like it's a play it forward like this is like going through starbucks and buying the person i mean a coffee chain fuck it's like going through a coffee chain and buying a drink for somebody else you know they bought one for you so you buy for the person behind you you know they let you use a dildo you let the person behind you use a dildo that's kind of how that all works and so yes it does it's a play it forward kind of no no bullshit look when you're
Speaker2:
new if you don't help new people how many times have we been at a party where they drag toys out
Speaker1:
a lot what the fuck does that look for really yeah there's lots of play it forward yeah yeah
Speaker3:
We'll be right back. A lot? What the fuck does that look for? Really? Yeah.
Speaker1:
There's lots of...
Speaker2:
Play it.
Speaker3:
Play it forward. Yeah.
Speaker1:
Yeah, play it, not pay it. Play it forward. There's a lot of parties where they have toys.
Speaker2:
No, a majority of the times when we've hooked up with people, there's been no toys involved.
Speaker1:
Okay, when we've just hooked up, but at a party...
Speaker2:
Well, most time when you drag toys out, you're already hooked up.
Speaker1:
No. At a hotel party, party no we just do it wrong we're supposed to be going randomly seen toys pulled out i don't know at a hotel party i could have swore i was there well there was a whole there's about 75 people that saw a random toy pulled out after the last party we were at yeah thank you very much touche olay and it was being demonstrated in use that's because it was girl and girl right with with the double ended purple and i was sober and said how about we go put on a show yeah okay so here's here's a good example this is a great example actually sex wing now we've seen that out at places a lot of places there are a lot of people that have sex wings set up in their house and i wish we were one to me that doesn't okay it's a toy but it's not a toy okay no because if it's not a toy that if it's not a toy then you know what why don't we just get some some hooks and bun and we'll hook one of the kitchen chairs up to it. It's just a chair that happens to be swinging. They're specifically designed. The type that you don't like, that is not designed for comfort. You're not going to just sit and watch a football game and the old strap, the chair that's made of strap. I've only sat in one once. You didn't in the one with the full the full like the full okay the convention doesn't count no no no you didn't you didn't try that with that at the convention i sat in that one we've been at a party that some people actually have the full back ones no because because you didn't like the strap ones i wouldn't like the strap obviously as this guy but to me that really isn't considered a toy when it comes to being offended or offending somebody to borrow their toys or to try a toy out because it doesn't include bodily fluids it does if you're doing it right well i'm done it well think what do you mean it doesn't involve that if you're a squirter and you're getting railed out of chair it shouldn't be well I don't squirt no remember you're going to be swinging back and forth into it so it's going to spray yeah the key is is that I think we're so fucking off topic but the reality is you should if you just see a sex swing you shouldn't just go fight you shouldn't just go use it there's nothing wrong with asking there's nothing wrong with with saying hey i've never tried it before but you shouldn't just walk over and randomly i wouldn't ask i would blatantly just go okay well what is that toy for do you care if i you know do you care if i ask what's that toy for right and if it's a sex wing if you don't know what that toy is for and you would get judgment right off that person right off the bat if they go well this is this do you want to try it oh that would be awesome it depends they go and it's just a vibrator no okay no wait a minute here's the thing if a guy if you ask the guy 99 of the time the guy is going to be like oh you want? Because he wants to fuck you. So here's an opportunity. He isn't even going to know. You're assuming they want to fuck. Okay. Yeah. We've had so many guys that are just like absolutely go, oh, no, you're not allowed to touch that. That's a great conversation. We need a sex swing. Look at how many more people we'd meet if we had a sex swing a lot of people have sex swings no you know what we need to create do you remember the slinkies not slinkies but the caterpillar things you can ride as a little kid and it's a caterpillar and it moves and you bounce on it but it moves you remember those things we need to create some sort of sex toy like that yeah we need to create a sex toy like that and we can take it to parties people would be dying to ride our inchworm down the hallways Let's do this. create some sort of sex toy like that yeah we need to create a sex toy like that and we can take it to parties people would be dying to ride our inchworm down the hallways put like a fucking just put wheels on a sibian and you'll be just fine no because no no no no because you got to have the you got to have the movement in the middle so you got to put a 15 minute inch worm you got to take and put you got to put a dick in have her on, have her handles, and then she's got to do it herself and just go up and down the hallway. Well, they have, like, people have made their pseudo ones out of stationary bicycles and shit with a dildo. Yeah, but not stationary. I'm doing this. We're in. We're launching a Casbah line of this thing. They do exist? Well, we need one of those. We've got to find one. Here's what we do. If you have an inchworm that Miss Amanda can ride down a hallway, like it used to be a kid's toy, or a sit-and-spin. You know, that's the other thing. If somebody would come up with a sit-and-spin with a dildo on it. I don't think you need a, no. The sit-and-spin. Oh, okay. The sit-and-spin, you had to twist. No, because it wouldn't hit anything. I know, but, okay, now, wait a minute. Here's the thing. thing no if you had a dildo on there in the dildo so you get on a big old eight inch dildo and then you got to spin yourself that wouldn't make the dildo do anything no you'd be dizzy so you're gonna be sliding a little bit on it as it goes you don't know if it'd work or not till we try we need to we need a a fucking r. That's what we're going to do. We're going to take all of your childhood memories and turn them into fucking dirty, dirty adult toys. That would be awesome. That would be bad. No, that wouldn't be bad. It would be all good. Okay, so use toys. Share toys. And yes, you should pass it for play it forward you have to you have to help new people look part of what you have to do it's not just toys remember anytime when you see newbies at a party what do newbies always do at a party fuck shit up that's what they that's what they do at parties there they always do because they don't know so if you see people doing that then help them help them out just a little bit. Well, I don't see a problem when somebody tries something out. If they've never seen it before, if they're just wanting to join in the whole melee. Well, I don't know. I wouldn't have a problem. Okay, we've never used stories with melees. I've been so long since it's been a damn melee. It's not even funny. It's on our bucket list again. Okay. A melee for the coming season. Okay. All right. So there you go. So yeah, make sure you do that. Hey, but by the way, when you bring toys, I'm going to put this out there. Mark your stuff. We're going to have a whole crazy quickie on what we're bringing. No, just keep track of it. You don't want to. No, but you need to keep. Put markers on your toy. Well, no, it's not like elementary school. You got to write your last name on it so you don't lose your mittens, so you don't lose to Put markers on your toy It's not like elementary school You gotta write your last name on it So you don't lose your mittens So you don't lose your dildos And fucking anal beads Just keep your shit No it's expensive
Speaker2:
I know
Speaker1:
I lose shit every time we go to parties Every single time
Speaker3:
It's your underwear
Speaker1:
I've lost underwear, I've lost socks, I've lost dress pants
Speaker2:
I think you've lost a suit coat
Speaker1:
I've lost a suit coat, that's right
Speaker3:
Thank you. go to parties. Every single time. It's your underwear. I've lost underwear. I've lost socks. I've lost
Speaker2:
dress pants. I think you've lost a suit
Speaker1:
coat. I've lost a suit coat. That's right.
Speaker2:
Did you name the hat? Oh, no.
Speaker1:
That's right. I've lost a couple of hats.
Speaker2:
Someone stole that hat. Yeah, I lose
Speaker1:
shit every time we go. I've lost multiple sunglasses. Underwear's a lie now. It's amazing that I come back with anything on at all. I'm surprised I haven't lost you at a party yet. I keep telling you. Are you trying to lose me? No, I'll be tethered like mittens. All right, what are they saying live today? Let's see what they're saying live. Hold on. They're kind of quiet. They're all kind of quiet. You're doing it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, and by the way, if you do have a swing, and it's one that is not on a stand and it's not on a stand make sure that you uh put it to the right correct hook just saying all the way through boy everybody's kind of quiet make sure it's secure yeah make sure your shit's secure okay so right on that injury yeah no no more injury okay so i don't have any other questions i don't more injury. Okay, so I don't have any other questions. I don't have any other questions for tonight, and that's okay. So, I want to talk a little bit, though, where the party season, we just saw the end of party season of Halloween, and we're moving into the newest phase, right? We're moving into the newest thing. So, this is really important. We saw this mistake made at a couple halloween parties okay okay now everybody likes good dirty pictures on their phones like i like i love the dirty pictures on my phone okay kind of a common courtesy remember if you're watching an activity okay that's in more of a general room you need to not take pictures. You need to just watch with your eyes, not with your cameras. Okay? Agreed. Now, if you're in the room, you need to make sure you get permission to use said cameras, whatever. If you do, you got permission to get pictures, get great pictures. Okay. That's not what I want to talk about. What I want to talk about is the importance of the fact that you're coming up on family gatherings. Because now we're into like the Thanksgiving season, right? And so what happens at family gatherings is you're showing grandma and mom and dad and aunt and uncle Jim and everything. You're showing them pictures off of your phone. Okay. So help yourself. Don't swipe't this is one of those things where if you tell somebody not to swipe you might as well just show them the picture at this point in time you might as well it just is what it is so you need to make sure that you're setting up this is like cas with safety tip you need to make sure that you're setting up put your pictures in private and private folders that you cannot accidentally open, especially the video ones. Yeah. The video ones with sound, because, you know, nothing quite says dead silence at the Thanksgiving table, like, oh, as you try to hurry and switch off your, as you try to hurry and switch from the video that you're showing from the holiday. So you want to make sure okay so you go through your pictures you this is what you do like now this is an important like a couple weeks after halloween to do go through your pictures the ones that can be seen the ones that can't be seen get them separated and get that lock on the ones that you don't want to be seen because remember you're going to be drinking at these family gatherings too and when you're drinking you hand people your phone oh yeah you just take a look at the picture and everybody's mother does the exact same thing swipe they can't help themselves your mom didn't get a nice old shot yes she did oh my's that? Nothing. At least it was your wife. This time. So, I mean, but, you know, you have to be smart. You have to be smart. This is the time of year where you're taking your hand, your phone to your little kids. Because you don't want, you know, to keep them taking and so they're not taking and yelling and screaming. Next, you know, they're watching a video or they're looking at pictures or they're right up showing other people pictures or grandpa sits down to hang out with the little
Speaker3:
ones. Mm-hmm.
Speaker1:
What you playing?
Speaker3:
Swipe.
Speaker1:
So you need to make sure of that. That's a big safety tip out there. People don't do that because it's too expensive when you just jump on your phone and like throw it out the window real quick so no one else sees. You want to do that. And that's, I personally live with that.
Speaker2:
I have all mine in a private file.
Speaker1:
Yeah, but here's the problem. You label it private.
Speaker3:
So?
Speaker1:
Why not just go ahead and show it to them at that point in time?
Speaker2:
Well, they're not looking at the names of my albums. They're looking at the pictures on the camera.
Speaker1:
Our families, if they have any vague idea, are looking at the name of the albums.
Speaker2:
No, they are not.
Speaker3:
Really? Yes.
Speaker1:
Seriously, you don't think they would? Oh, yeah. So I'm just saying.
Speaker2:
Well, you know not. Really? Yes. Seriously, you don't think they would?
Speaker3:
Oh, yeah. So I'm just saying. Well, you can't. Okay, the sound guy put up a good point.
Speaker1:
He goes, move it to your computer.
Speaker3:
The problem is you can't look at them. I mean, here's the deal.
Speaker2:
You can't take them when you're on the road.
Speaker1:
It's going to look awkward when you're breaking up the laptop every two minutes in the car to giggle and look at the pictures. This is somebody that used to go into the bathroom at work and look at them. Fucking hate you. Oh, my God. Have you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I jacked off, too. I can't understand what that one word is. Yes, and you jacked off. It was hot. The hard part was trying with the sound, because I liked the sound. So I had to make sure the sound was down. I had it on my phone and fucking... Oh, yeah, that was that. Good a compliment it would look way weird uh it would look way weird to take and have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me just doing some work stroke wait till you home. Have you never looked at dirty pictures at work? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Confessional. I know you have because I've called you right afterwards and you admitted to pulling one off at work. I did not. You did too. No. You've not looked at any dick pictures at work. Careful, because I'm baiting you so hard right now.
Speaker2:
Well, no, people send them to me, but it doesn't mean...
Speaker1:
I believe there was a hookup at one point in time. How many times did you look at that picture? Open that picture? Only eight hours leading up to the hookup?
Speaker2:
That's my point. I don't need to jack off. I can wait till I get home.
Speaker1:
You can just come just sitting there looking at the picture. I've seen it. And the sound guy can't, because the job you do, that would be awkward. You're out in the public. It would look really weird. I'm just saying. You did not. You've never. Okay, never mind. Miss Amanda actually is not actually a swinger. This is her first time being around porn at all. I know you look at dirty pictures at work. So what if I look at them? I'm not getting off. I didn't jack off every time I at him because i was looking at him like all day long i was look if i'd have jacked off every single time i looked at those first set of pictures i'd have wore my dick down to a nub yes i am just a fucking pervert that's exactly right good god i was looking look i put my phone down and i'd start thinking about it, and I'd look at him again. Seriously, I got nothing accomplished other than sitting at my desk looking at this. And yes, I did pull one off in the bathroom. I didn't go jack off like every 10 minutes or anything.
Speaker3:
Weird.
Speaker1:
That time.
Speaker3:
At all. Yeah. Maybe.
Speaker1:
What would Jesus do?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
So I'm a guy. I admitted it. So what? It was hot. You were getting hammered in that video. It's still one of my favorite videos. I can watch that video. You can put all the real professional porn on you want, and I can turn that video on in two minutes. And I'm just like fucking hard, ready, done, asleep. That's how much it gets me going.
Speaker2:
I don't know. minutes you know and and i'm just like fucking hard ready done asleep it that's how much it gets me going so yeah yeah right now the sound guy's going you're making us all look bad yeah you just need to fess up i need to fess up you need to fess up that you've looked at dirty pictures you cannot tell me after some more do i carry a dildo in my purse or a vibrator? Yeah. So you're talking shit about me. You're bringing an electronic device to bring with you. I carry it. It doesn't mean that I use it because I don't want anybody to hear it vibrating. I carry my arm. I can't help it. It's with me all the time. Okay, at least mine doesn't go zzzz when I'm using it. If you never plan to use it, why would you carry it?
Speaker3:
Remember, this is somebody that has told me, slow down so the truckers can see. I was drunk and I was leaving a freaking bar.
Speaker1:
We were on the interstate.
Speaker3:
And it was awesome as fuck, too, not going to lie.
Speaker1:
At least I was riding passenger, not jacking off driving down the road. It was a snow day. day it was gonna take me two hours to get home well yeah oh yeah yeah the sound guy is totally going on your side well just in case yeah it's like a it's not a fucking band-aid it's a dildo for christ's sakes you know you never know when somebody might need it and i only jacked off a couple of times on the way home. That was 10 years of commuting. It was a snow day. Look, it was a normal hour drive home.
Speaker3:
Nice.
Speaker1:
It was normally an hour drive home, and it was going to be like a two and a half hour drive, and I got bored. So, yeah, I know what it looks like.
Speaker2:
I carry it with me.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Just in case. Way to go, Scout.
Speaker2:
I won't ever use it at work because everybody will know what the vibratings come from
Speaker1:
because I work with a bunch of women. Really? How about the nights when you have to stay late and you're the only girl in the office? No, I've never done it. Yet? Not yet because a guy can walk in at any point in time, so I'm not going to do it. Do you really care? Yes. The office doors are locked. There are certain guys that have keys to that said office. I've seen... We have children. They're older now, but I can remember how fast when a child walks into a room, you're able to quit having sex and move into a normal position. It's not like that thing was huge. Again, it's not like you're pulling on a 24-inch fucking giant cog you have to slap onto the floor and hammer away at it. All you have to do is stand up and nobody would know. I mean, except for the fact that you have bees in your pants. Yeah, and the sex mall going through the office. Oh, please. Nummy. Like, you would be the first girl that ever jacked off up there. And I do know that for a fact. I really don't want to think about that. I know that for a fact. Oh, do you now? I do. Yep. Time for a different story on that one. Some other time, different day, different place. Wow, I wish somebody would comment something on our live right now to get me the fuck out of this conversation. That'd be great. Now that I'm the dirty part. I'm like, I think our time is up. How the fucking loo ya? Our time is up. Yay. Sometime there it's just about being saved by the fucking bell. This one is about. So let's take a quick moment. We've had fun. I kind of like these. It's not a scripted, but it's fun. You want to do one of the ads? No, you can do it. Jesus. Fuck. Okay. All right. All right. So again, we want to thank your sponsor. Spunk Lube and sliding. Come on. Get Spunk Lube, www.spunklube.com. Hey, make sure that you take and put in the coupon section, CASBA, K-A-S-B-H, and get your 10% discount. We do use it. They are. It is a great, great product. They are all adding an option for you. And also, Crazy Winter Nights, January 19th. Sign up today. Send us an email so you can get on the list it is going to be our formal in formal semi-formal hotel takeover it's our once a year party uh it is going to be large and in charge and we hope you all can make it all right so that is everything for us if you like what you hear us say and talking about i i don't have these written down again. Anyway, so you can follow us. You can visit our Patreon.
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You can look in the description box.
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I know.
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