Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about a hot topic on our website. What if you go to an Orgy and no one wants to fuck you? So we talk about what really is an Orgy, versus just a house party. What is the chance of an orgy breaking out? How do we make it happen. How do we still have fun at house party. Plus we talk about real expectations. Lets get naked and fuck! This is a crazy show but hell yes lets talk about Orgies!!!!! Want to hear all our shows? Go to http://www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, my ears hurt cole because my wife just slapped me with the lovely lovely and fucking handsy bitch miss amanda take the dick out and quit giggling hey we are here to spew our knowledge of stuff things words verbs and otherwise see i did that Yes Dr. Seuss I am bitches Green Eggs and Ham This is, what is this? What's going on? This is episode, no, this is season three, fuck. Season three, episode 118, I do believe. It's either 117 or 118. It's not 117, it either 118 So it's 118, it's 118, episode 118 Just like it planned, yeah that's it Fuck me, we're running Anywho, so we are here to Titillate and what not, so let's give a quick shout out To our sponsors, shall we Would you like to do it? No Of course not, because you're busy yawning during this part of the show. Fucking A. Can you go and keep your cock holster closed for just a few seconds? Fuck off. Jesus. Ow. Quit hitting me, you abusive fucking... Was I not on medication that made me fall asleep? Last week, you were. What's your proof for today? There's some residual effects. Residual. I'll give you residual fucking... Oh, wait. I was going to make a bong reference but I can't do that we don't want to offend anybody because this is a crazy non-offensive truth by the way if we offend you during the show fuck you that's what we're supposed to do that's why I'm here if I don't offend you I'm not doing it right just saying I'm a douchebag you have a request to fuck a mood out hey i saw that i said i'm in as long as you don't fuck with my ears or i'm good just saying all right so real quick see we do this and i forget the sponsors and then they want to renew their gig with us because i'm offensive and we forget to mention them soon enough. Well, that's not really the truth, but I'd just like to say that. Speaker2: Okay, do your thing. Speaker1: Could be our thing, you know. We've only just begun. Speaker2: No, we haven't, like 28 years ago. Speaker1: We're still hanging in there. www.altplayground.net That's right, altplayground.net Features Podcasters, club promoters and owners I don't know. altplayground.net that's right altplayground.net features podcasters club promoters and owners event hosts we all have our fingers on the pulse of the people of the lifestyle because of altplayground.net conferences do you want to learn you want to just not just fuck but actually learn to go to the conference modules learn some stuff get some altplayground.net. And forums, if you want to participate in a forum, or maybe you want to start your own with people from all over the country, altplayground.net. Look, there's good, better, and best. Where do you want to be? Be the best, altplayground.net. Also, don't forget, you know what? Good swingers are smart or smart swingers and you too can be an educated smart swinger by signing up and getting being subscribing to our our good friends magazine at asnlifestylemagazine.com three million horny motherfuckers can't be wrong get all your information about the lifestyle parties our ads in there yeah parties uh events couples things going going on today of asnlifestonemagazine.com. And finally, don't forget, I don't have it written down here, just damn it, you can get to know Miss Amanda better. You can check that out on Pornhub and get to see her badge better. But you can also get to know her better. You search under models, Casbah, K-A-S-B-H. But don't forget her fans only page. She just looks at me. Oh no, come on. Yeah, it's fans only. It's MissAmandaCasbah Fansonly.com So make sure you sign up for that. Look, she's cheap. She's not easy, but she's cheap, but she'll talk with you. And trust me, once you get to talk to her, you too will want to be with her for the next 28 years, just like I have been, because she's sweet. Sweet like sugar.
Speaker2:
I thought it was my pussy was magical, and you just came back for more.
Speaker1:
It is. Obviously, if you dip in the well, successful things happen to you.
Speaker3:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
So, let's go spunking. No, actually, it's not spunking with you. You're not a fucking man. It's tight. Thank you, Leah. You have pretty lips in there tight. Can you hear my gum? I feel bad. Kind of. It's annoying as fuck. Well, let's stick here. You know what we're going to do? We're going to do the Corona. We're going to stick it. We're going to put it on my cup. It sticks right there. There you go. This way I can find it later. I don't want to put it under the table because i'll kick your ass if you stick gum under my table oh it's not a table it's studio damage don't spoil it people think this is a magic set a table god jesus it's a table it's a table it's it's but it's a magic table because it is in a studio so I didn't say what kind of table it was. It could be a conference table. If it's a video table, then it's a porn table, then it's a fuck prop. You know, we've never used it for that. I don't trust it. No, not anymore. Well, we've had it for like 28 years. No, 23. We used to eat off of it. We used to feed our kids off of it. It's hard to believe that we've never fucked on it because you know yes i you know it's back to school time even with the virus so all you parents if you haven't done it don't forget it's an important time of year go fuck in your kids room they're not home so they can't do anything about it you can still wash the sheets before they get back and just say it was bed changing day i don't think we ever did that i think we did it billy you wet the bed no no that's just mom she's the squirter hey now i should offend somebody just saying anyways hoping here's hoping for me so okay so are you done playing with the stick no look i'm like every guy if you give me a hose i'm gonna my legs. I'm going to stroke it. I'm going to see how far I can squirt with it and how much I can write in cursive. If you give me a microphone like this, I'm going to stroke it. I'm going to make it happy. I'm going to love it and hug it and squeeze it, and I'm going to call it penis. I'm going to do that no matter what. It is what it is. It is what it is. It's what we do. Hopefully, a little treat will come out. Maybe I'll get like a Pez dispenser microphone. Pink candy. Anyways.
Speaker3:
Shut up. You were painted blue earlier.
Speaker1:
I don't want to hear your bullshit.
Speaker3:
Don't look at me. Don't judge me, goddammit. Everybody right now.
Speaker1:
Okay, for those of you that are just listening, why are the fuck are you just listening and not watching us? You too should be. You could be part of our secret, secret Facebook group. Crazy Casbah. Don't tell the others. Shh. or you can subscribe to our youtube channel and this is much funnier when you see us live and all the shit that we're doing with this just saying so she was painted blue earlier am i blue oh so yeah i was painted you weren painted blue. That was a disaster. But guess what? There's a new event coming up, ladies. And this is true this next week. We're going to have a... We'll paint your titties and your cooter and your ass. And you can put it on pictures. It's actually legit. We're actually doing that. So, I'm going to put that together this week.
Speaker2:
I did one which was a front print.
Speaker3:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
And a back print.
Speaker2:
It was missing an arm and a hand, which I didn't realize. And I'm not painting myself blue to my hat.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker2:
And I did an ass print with an arm and a foot.
Speaker1:
I don't realize, and I'm not painting myself blue to find out. No. And I did an ass print with an arm and a foot. Uh-huh. So the thing is, you can find those on our website. We are actually legit. Those of you that are listening, that are close by, we're going to be doing one in the city we're from and one in Des Moines, and I'll be releasing that information this next week. So you want to be a part of the magic, because that's what we do. Corona be damned. We're magical motherfuckers. Yeah. So you want to be a part of the magic because that's what we do corona be damned we're magical motherfuckers uh yeah so you want to be part of that what are you tripping on today toads can't get offended because that toads sorry anyways uh so yeah so you want to do that we we got okay look we all kinds of cool shit. Someone actually thought you were serious about the freaking cocaine. Oh, don't say it. Just say the Beatles' White Album because then other people won't know. I want to go, if you're on cocaine, wouldn't you be skinnier? Let's not talk about my fat. God. That's it. Show's over. Fuck you all. I'm moving by. No, I'm just just kidding uh you know this has been a monumental week for me has it well sure since the last time we recorded did we record since my birthday we recorded tuesday okay it wasn't that long ago no yeah so that was after my birthday uh-huh no so we talked about that so i'm older on your birthday not a damn thing my birth is kind of lame but uh since then i did go out and look we always talk on the show about living life to the fullest as they say in shawshank don't sue us get busy living get busy dying you can only get sued if you say it like morgan freeman just saying anywho uh and so i believe in that philosophy and so i went out and i got busy oh i got busy yep yep. So for those of you just listening, you won't be able to see this. I'll give you a play-by-play. He's slowly reaching up and removing his headphones. Da-na-na-na-na. Yep, there they are. It took 30 fucking years, but I finally got my ears pierced. So God is on the truth. And they're big enough that I made them the big ones so I can stretch them if I want to. am fucking hip young now you can stretch it that's what you said yeah it's i gotta be able to stretch something and it starts with an ear lobe awesome someday i hope to work up to pussies uh so yeah so there you go look at me being all 48 years old and i'm out like a college kid mom Mom and Dad are at home. I'm going to go pierce my ears.
Speaker3:
So I did.
Speaker1:
There you go. Wow. That's magical right there. I was going to pierce my wiener, but I was afraid it was going to hurt. I thought I should start with my ears before I moved my knee. You're right.
Speaker3:
I wouldn't.
Speaker1:
I had no way on God's ground. God love you. If you've got your dick pierced tattooed or otherwise, congratulations. That's a great thing. My thing was I didn't want to go pay a whole bunch of money for a Jacob Stepstool. So I just said, no, I wasn't going to. That's a joke. You have to be getting that. Follow along, everybody.
Speaker2:
We're sarcastic.
Speaker1:
Google it. You won't actually find a Jacob Step Ladder.
Speaker3:
Anyways. Okay.
Speaker1:
So stuff, words, things, yeah. Pandas. Uh, what. Okay. So, stuff, words, things, yeah. Pandas. I recorded a couple of rants. So, Kazba's rants. If you're not listening to those, fuck you. You should be listening to those. They're funny. No, I don't know if they're funny or not. But I recorded a couple of those. You are on a freaking tear. No, I'm not. Look, all I'm doing is I'm sniffing in the breeze of the fucking giant white cock dildo back here of the plastic, and I seem to be stoned.
Speaker2:
Not really.
Speaker1:
I'm just kidding. We're just kidding.
Speaker3:
Fuck.
Speaker1:
It's a joke. It's a goddamn joke. Show's over.
Speaker3:
Fuck it.
Speaker1:
We're starting over again.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
I haven't done drugs forever. I tried C.B. Doyle.
Speaker1:
No. We got to quit talking. We're pissing people off. It didn't do shit for me We're pissing people off I like brownies Anyways, okay, I mean like just regular brownies I had a mimosa today, is that okay? Fucking drunky Okay, so let's get on to something that's probably more Family friendly You, you know, like sex. Yeah, okay. Some people don't know how to talk about that. Let's talk about sex. You know, there was a group that told people they should talk about sex. If you're going to karaoke, it has to be louder, Pumpkin. Anyways. No, I don't want it to be a copyright well all you gotta say is this is not my song uh by the way we are actually recording right now it is uh august 16th i do want to take a quick moment because this is important to me because i do this every year i am a huge Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley is the coolest motherfucker that ever walks face to the earth. Everything I know about cool I got from Elvis. I vividly remember the day Elvis died, August 16th, 1977. Yes, I was five years old. Yes, I cried for three days. Yes, I do a vigil every year to Elvis. So we can all take a moment for Elvis in silence, please. Thank you very much. On with the show. He was the original fucking swinger. That motherfucker was a pussy magnet.
Speaker2:
Was he really a swinger? Or was he just a man whore?
Speaker1:
Look, I guarantee Pat Boone was not getting the fucking pussy that he was.
Speaker2:
I didn't say he wasn't getting the pussy.
Speaker1:
He didn't have to send people out in the audience to bring girls back to his room. They would line up. They would line up and the Memphis Mafia would screen because there were certain things Elvis liked and certain things Elvis did not like. And so they'd make sure that the girls met those requirements before they sent them in. That's fucking badass. That's not swinging to me. Look, before there were swingers, there was Elvis. That's how this works, okay? Yes, there were swingers in the 70s. Elvis couldn't do no wrong. Fuck, no he couldn't. That motherfucker was banging more fucking, oh my God. John Lemmon said it best. Before there was Elvis, there was nothing. That includes with sex. The hips started shaking. The panties started dropping. Wow. Oh, yeah. All righty, then. Every swinger should be a fan of Elvis just for that reason alone. Give it to me, baby. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Okay. By the way, the only thing that Elvis did not do until he was later in life was eat pussy, and that was Sybil Shepard was the first girl he ever ate out. He didn't like to eat pussy until her. But she was like 19 and a beauty queen when he was banging her to the end of his life. God fucking what a stud. Anyways, all right, let's get on with stuff. So I'm doing so different today because why? Because I can. That's why.'s our show together almost 20 minutes into it already imagine fucking that so uh you know we got questions and stuff you better believe it holy shit fast talk hard i talk the way i fuck non-stop i wish i could say that to be true anyways um but i do have good tongue game because my tongue is strong strong like bull um anyways that's totally off topic let's get back to topic shall we it's almost time we're halftime we're not careful is there a topic there is a topic okay so normally as you all know some people don't because some people are new but normally as you all know we generally listen to or we don't listen to shit uh we don't listen to a goddamn thing we actually normally answer questions and i got a bunch of questions this week but because of our kick-ass secret facebook page and some of the shit going on on the page i was like there's some really badass things that i was like holy fuck we need to talk about these okay okay so awesome awesome now i've got to lift my non-readers up here uh okay so the first one and okay this was really this blew my mind and this one got i mean i think it's still running on the page right now this was a meme a guy put a question out there he goes uh let's see is that a word i don't know what that is uh what are you gonna do what do you do if you go to an orgy and then nobody wants to fuck you when you get there so i approved that post right and i didn't think anything about it and all of a sudden that post started going absolutely apeshit because here's what was what blew me away with this the number of fucking people guys and girls guys and women not girls remember i remember last week's guys and women that said that was they either called it as par for the course or their number one fear and a lot of them said that is why they would not go to one because of a fear of that happening. So and then there were people that actually put they had had it happen. And I'm like, OK, so holy shit, this is something we need to talk about. Right. This because this is this is fucking a legitimate concern and fear for people so i reached out to a couple people that were like i said that they said it had happened and i'm like what did you do and one to give an example one person said hey look they took like a four-year break from the lifestyle because it happened really it was very awkward it was they were got it they were upset and they left and they took a four-year break because they didn't feel welcome in the whole nine yards okay okay so but before okay but before we tackle this one of the things that came up in this post and i thought this was a great part of this was what is an orgy versus a house party because you started to watch the post and it started to sound more and more and more not so much like people had been to an orgy and had it happen i mean the people's fear at an orgy was legit but the people that were saying that it happened it was a house party okay okay so for definition purposes i a number one this is a fear i think it transcends orgies and into house parties also okay a house party an orgy is a different ball game an orgy is look the general rules and guidelines of of swingerness swinging swinger kingdom is kind of thrown out the window it's a little bit different when it comes to an orgy because the concept of an orgy is this isn't about fucking swinger dating this is about hey we went to dinner hey how are you you know let's exchange pictures what do your kids do you know no no no this is about an orgy is about fucking true sport fucking look i have a dick it's hard and solid it needs to find a hole to go into there's one that is sport fucking that is what an orgy is supposed to be it is a mass of humanity it is fingers and toes and hands and dicks and pussies and oh my okay fingers and that could be toes oh my god he had the littlest dick ever no no that was just his toe oh that makes sense anyway so the the thing is that's a different ball game now look they have like on some of the cruise lines so they're talking about black rooms okay which what that what what is a black room it's closest you can kind of get to which is the room is dark you go in there the room is dark and uh you go in and you get it on you can't see anything you don't know who's doing it yeah you don't know who's doing it who's doing what okay so and is that for everybody first and foremost no that's not for everybody okay so let's let's start with that point there it's not for everybody i don't think in 11 years in the lifestyle i don't know of that we have ever been invited to a pre-planned, pre-set-up orgy.
Speaker2:
Can you think of any times that's happened? Because I can't.
Speaker3:
Do. There was not pre-planned.
Speaker1:
No, that, okay, stop, pause.
Speaker3:
Pre-planned.
Speaker1:
We, in 11 years, at least around here, we've not, we have not been invited or heard of hey folks come out there's we are having an orgy this is the event is an orgy you're going to come in everybody's going to get naked and we're all going to fuck that's an orgy we're having an orgy we've been invited to parties that were the whole thing was in theory everybody there was was supposedly all people that wanted to play we've been to house parties where it was the kind of knowledge that everybody was going to play but a true orgy mass humanity on the bed fucking rock on it's rodeo night there was there was the one the one that would even vaguely come close is when we're all in that hot tub. Yes. And it broke into all girls sucking dick. Yes. And then it proceeded to go into the house. Right. But OK. But that was my point. This is where I was going with that. But good. Good eye. You're right. Most anymore, I think, at least in our experience, again, we don't have to know all do all but pretty damn close uh in our experience the most of them were things that turned into an orgy okay so which to me is way hotter okay pre-planned look any we've put on enough events when you pre-plan something there's snacks there's hors d'oe'oeuvres, there's a whole lot of work that goes into it. You do need to make sure, is everybody going to be compatible with everybody else? I mean, that's all part of it, okay? But when an orgy fucking happens, it's like, okay, there's a nice little rainstorms, and there's fucking badass hardcore level five hurricanes and level five tornadoes that fucking it comes out of nowhere next thing you know the winds are whipping and it's screaming hail and thunder and lightning and rock music is playing like yeah and next you know it turns into an orgy that's fucking hot because no one No, there's like thinking about it's like it just it happened it was natural i've we've been at a at a party that on the dance floor amanda and somebody else might have started eating a bunch of girls out which turned into a big huge melee of a bunch of girls eating everybody else out and you didn't know i didn't even know who the hell i was eating out no it was it was a it was a massive body and that whole party if you remember well you won't remember because we there's cameras we don't remember a bunch of people piled down the hallways to our rooms and i do remember that and another melee broke out there were mailings and it was unplanned and that was hot okay so that's great so when the the joy of something happening not happening naturally like that is that it takes in and i think that eliminates a lot of someone being left out because that storm that i described that tornado right a tornado when it comes to it rips through an area and it engulfs everything so when one breaks out like that it engulfs everybody that's there it's not like but not you or you or the only way that you're not part of that storm when something like that happens is you choose not to be which is totally fine yeah some if if sometimes the girls would stop it the girls assuming if it were a guy a girl would go no but usually if everybody's truly caught up in it they don't care that's just it it it's so caught up in it that nobody cares there's no there is no thinking to it it's just because you don't know who's attached to what and that part doesn't matter and again understand we understand that's not for everybody no okay but when it's planned when look when everybody's in the caught up in emotion, that's when crazy things happen. If somebody's not, that's when people can start to get left out. Okay? Now, the fear, look, these storm, just like that major storm, just like the mother all tornado storms, whatever, these don't happen at every party. No. OK, so it should never be your fear that you're going to be left out of said storm or that said storm is going to happen causing you to choose to go or not to go to a party these are fucking magical moments and events these are nights where you go holy fuck 10 years later you're still talking about these nights that's not every single weekend okay that was more longer than that i remember doing something like that well yeah yeah and okay like uh as you put very rarely if someone's left out the only way i've seen it is they get in their own head absolutely somebody gets mind fucks yourself like we've talked about or you choose to step back out of it or not to be in it but these don't happen all the time you shouldn't let that be the deciding factor of whether or not you go to an event so what if you were invited to a house party that their intention was to play so in my opinion you know it's a house party where you're told who's going to be invited so you have ability to check and go oh that guy's a creeper i'm not going or right you know i've always wanted to hook up with that couple type of thing right and that's that's where i was going to go with this because here's the thing if it's a house party the the fear number one no one should ever have the fear of not getting fucking laid at a house party now we all understand that this is a no-guarantee situation. Okay? There is nobody that owes you to fuck you.
Speaker2:
Now, let's back up a minute, because if you're at a house party with a bunch of people you know, let's say five couples that you know, and all of a sudden, they invite another couple that nobody's hooked up with before. All the guys are going, what?
Speaker1:
Well, not just all the guys.
Speaker2:
And so then the girls are left standing around going, wow, this is lovely.
Speaker1:
Well, and the other thing is-
Speaker2:
I've been to one of those.
Speaker1:
You add somebody new that nobody else knows, and it can take and just throw the vibe of the party off.
Speaker2:
I've been the one where they're just standing around watching.
Speaker1:
Well, yeah. We've been at parties where a new couple comes in, and it totally fucks the vibe of the party off i've been the one where just staying around watching well yeah we we've been at parties where the somebody a new couple comes in and it totally fucks the vibe of the whole party this is where when when it comes to the house party scene i truly believe that uh this falls somewhat on the host okay you don't see it as much and it needs to go back to this common courtesy look if you're having a house party fucking release the guest list I'll see you next time. fall somewhat on the host okay you don't see it as much and it needs to go back to this common courtesy look if you're having a house party fucking release the guest list and keep it up to date for the people because as much as we all want to say there's no drama there's no whatever there are certain couples that we click with or we don't click with certain individuals we click with or we don't click with and to avoid drama if you have the guest list out there so people know that and can can communicate and make a decision if they want to go or not that is awesome or if they have concerns that they can actually take and share their concerns with you look if there's a guy that that you feel like is creeper but everybody else is like has no issues with to be able to say hey look so you know we're gonna go yeah i'm kind of iffy on this just to give the people a heads up okay here's my other thing and i and i'm a firm believer in this and this is gonna give me some fucking hate mail here we go yay hate mail for cool uh here's the deal if you're hosting a house party you better be able to and willing to fuck every single one of your guests if you invite somebody to your house party your event that you don't want to stick dick in, or your wife doesn't want to get stuck by their dick, don't invite them. Because here's the deal. As a host, if I'm throwing a party, look, at my crazy winter nights thing, if I could have sex with every single person there to make sure they're happy, I would. 800 people, my dick just doesn't go like that that anymore okay but if you're having a house party do you want to be the one to have the house party that has the couple leave in tears do you want to sit there and have a watch a husband take a wife or girlfriend out of your house party in tears because they got zero attention because guess what kids that shit's gonna get around okay that's gonna get around like an std on a fucking hot day that's a bad scene okay so the thing is as a host part of the thing is is that if you're publishing the guest list you're making sure yep everybody kind of gels okay this is gonna be good this is gonna be good whatever and you're cool with all the people at your house party that if you need to like go hey they're not getting any attention and help get them involved maybe they're shy maybe it's a shy couple they need some encouragement maybe they need a little a little nipple rub a little butt rub a little come on, join in, whatever. You need to be willing to do that. This way, no one leaves without fucking, without fucking, but without feeling, no one should ever leave left out. If someone leaves left out of your house party, I'm sorry. That's on you, host and hostess, you twinkies. Thank you, I'll be right back. Now, does that mean that somebody might not get butt hurt if they don't get attention in the first five minutes? Yeah, it is what it is. Hopefully you know them well enough to know if somebody's going to be like that. Okay? But seriously, you need to do that. You need to be willing to do that. Now, hold on, I'm going to get a drink for this next part. Oh, boy. For those of you attending the house party, this is a huge deal. And this is coming from, this is the, I'm changing hats, hat change from attendee to host of said events. Or I'm changing from host to attendee. Okay. That's'm doing ow hit my ear okay here's here's the deal if you're going to house party and you're not satisfied with the way the house parties run you didn't get enough attention right away or whatever the case may be you didn't whatever happened you weren't happy with part of the house party or whatever party big party small party i don't give a fuck you weren't happy with the car right there whatever it is. You weren't happy with part of the house party or whatever party, big party, small party. I don't give a fuck. You weren't happy with the car ride there. Whatever it is. You weren't happy with it. Okay. The greatest part of the lifestyle. There is no like licensing board or like degree or like series of classes or certifications that you have to go through to put on an event yourself so the reason i'm saying that is if you're like nobody likes me nobody gave me attention i didn't like this the treats sucked you know what do it better put on your own here's the thing it's god it's not to be a dick it's not to be a dick but it's true because the reality of it is putting these things on is stressful as fuck it doesn't matter if it's a fucking thousand person event or a 10 person event it's stressful because you want everybody to have a good time you're actually hoping maybe you'll get to have a good time somewhere in that mix you want everybody to have to want to leave their walk and go god that was great man the treats were awesome the games were fun the sex was fun the company was a good time you want all these things to go right very few of us are full-time planners party planners you can't jump in anytime just you know so the thing is you're kind of're getting on your little tangents I just sit here and just listen because you're the girl in the videos so the thing is be a little patient if you're going to a party if you're at a house party I know you might be nervous a little bit and shy and that's okay it's understandable if you're not ready to get naked maybe you want to reconsider if you're ready for that house party scene yet like if it's a smaller house party just saying you know you might want to make sure that you're okay with that a little bit because you know what if you're just standing in a corner it's going to kind of weird people out and you know it's not the easiest thing to walk up and go hey i know my dick's still dripping from that last girl but uh you you want to suck it that's kind of you know it it's not like that but you know what i mean it's kind of awkward but it's it's that sort of thing so one maybe if you're not quite ready that's okay or if you are you know what most house parties do a great job people do a wonderful job of trying to either do some sort of icebreaker or some sort of you know talk there's snacks ahead of time snacks are a big part don't forget the snacks there's snacks ahead of time to kind of get a chance to warm up to meet people if they've published a list like they should unless they're douche fucks uh then you can take and kind of maybe communicate with some couples ahead of time a little bit you know so do some things do some things to ensure or to help ensure that you're going to have success at a house party. Now, with all of that being said, right? Okay? Does it guarantee, is it required that somebody fuck you at an event? Is it required? Is there some sort of swing or law that you have to get laid at an event? No. There's not. Okay? So here's the thing. If you're there with somebody, you know what? If you want to, if no one's not okay so here's the thing if you're there with somebody you know what if you want to if no one's really giving coming over to play with you guys there's a really good way to have fun at the party and maybe stir up a little interest start fucking each other because you know what sex with your significant other didn't we do that we did is always hotter what did we do that at i remember the very first barn party we didn't know what to do remember we didn't know we were allowed to watch the one guy we were like and now their friends are you know are we allowed to watch because that's hot and she's hot and like her titties bouncing around we didn't know so we went over to another bed and we started fucking and then all of a sudden people We were watching us. It was like, ha.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
But with sex with your significant with snuffle off i guess is weird sex with your significant other is always hotter than anything else and that will draw attention and that will draw people in to maybe you know hey can i join in or maybe all of a sudden there's a dude standing there kind of fucking stroking his cock watching and you know the missus goes hey nom i don't know but it kind of opens that door a little bit okay we're getting a couple comments from our i might have done that you have uh okay so mike has a great question so if you're a guest are you expected to play with hosts or everyone there no you're never you should never expect to play with anybody and as a host as the host you can it is wrong let me just lay it out in no uncertain terms if you make it a requirement that a guest has to fuck you fuck you get out of the lifestyle yeah you're assholes parties like that yeah that that's not okay that in order to go you are required to fuck one of us if anybody ever tells you at any party you're required to fuck them here's what you need to do punch them in the fucking balls and walk out i don't even give and i don't give a fuck i'm serious fuck that and then tell all of your friends what douche fucks they are what it's true take it down and fucking bastards and they were they were a predator yeah a sexual predator yeah and we're like holy shit do not no i can honest to god tell you with with 100 certainty with 100 certainty if someone came up to miss amanda now and said it's required that you have to fuck me the next podcast would be a single podcast because i would be in jail because i would literally be naked and beat the living fucking hell out of somebody. That's what would happen. So yeah, somebody tells you you have to, fuck them. Next, the other question. Yes, Shannon, you are correct. Do not eat the cookies. Those are for aftercare. Make sure you check on which snacks to eat before you do this. Okay, wait, holy shit.
Speaker2:
And you're a bit aggressive tonight.
Speaker3:
I'm not aggressive. No way. Yeah, yeah. Roids And you're a bit aggressive tonight. I'm not aggressive. No way. Yeah, yeah. Roids.
Speaker4:
We can talk them down later.
Speaker1:
Holy shit. Where are we at? Are we at halftime?
Speaker2:
It's beyond like six minutes, but it's okay. Relax.
Speaker1:
This is why our logo is fuck you fingers. You need to buy yours today.
Speaker2:
When it comes to parties, do with what you feel is natural if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen some people yeah that's your fear about going but you're not gonna know if you're gonna you know it might be the right mix of people that you might actually get laid and it's not that big a deal i've been the old one in the group and not gotten shit wait a minute you know what's funny is people that are can't are not watching this they're just listening they don't realize that you're sitting like petting my arm and shit like trying to like like and by the way mike mike sorry i just it well no no because he was the one that asked that question So it's like
Speaker1:
It was, you pour some rum on it
Speaker2:
It was
Speaker1:
We hate
Speaker2:
Hate
Speaker1:
Check my blood pressure now We hate predators
Speaker2:
Yes
Speaker1:
Okay, part of the reason we do this show Is because we hate predators There's a couple things in this lifestyle I can't stand Clicks Don't like them Thank you. reason we do this show is because we hate predators there's a couple things in this lifestyle i can't stand clicks don't like them dislike people that are like that predators because anybody who chooses to pick on somebody weaker than them or that pick on someone when they're in a confused or nervous state needs to have their fucking throats ripped down and people like me we were put on this earth to do that. And the other thing is I hate people that are beautiful people that think they're beautiful. Because you know what? Give me two minutes. I'll show everybody your scars, motherfuckers. So it's a happy medium. So we like to help people. It's what we do. I should have fixed we do you like you like that one no you just you didn't see that one coming did you no i'm calm it's just anyways you are so what you need to do is go out and make sure you go to crazy quick halftime go go to www.crazycasma.com get your Merged with Attitude Well I'll be damned If you want your big fuck off finger for your car Not that we get road rage in this house I actually don't She does I have not for a long time Get your fucking shirt with the big fuck you Get your shirt that says Only the best, fuck the rest Or any of your other fuck off gear that we sell because we believe in peace and tranquility www.crazycasma.com today wow he's fired up not really no because your lip isn't tightening and i can tell when you're getting pissed i don't i just be it's the thing is it it's a completely legit question a mike had a great question and you know what and i don't ever want i would hate for anybody to leave any event like my worst fear with our events when we put our events and and we put on big events is like we do surveys and shit because we do definitely not a kid show yeah we do we do surveys because we want to get better we want to make sure like when i get a survey back that somebody didn't have a good time that like crushes me oh i don't even want to hear it i mean it just it it makes me it makes me feel horrible because the i want people To have Fucking fun That is like The most important thing Fucking fun
Speaker2:
Fucking fun Of course it makes me feel horrible because the i want people to have fucking fun that that is like the most important thing fucking fun fucking fun of course fucking yeah so to me it's like i mean it's the biggest thing in the world so when we see and hear about that kind of shit going on and and look you hear about it all the time we hear about this shit all over the country continuously it it just takes me it riles me to a whole new level because yes putting on events is expensive yes it's a business yes it's all those things but our number one business quote unquote is people and making sure that people have a great time in a safe environment. And so if anybody walks out of one of my events, feeling anything short of that, then in my opinion, I failed. Right. And, and so, and those of you who know me, those of you on the page that have met me and know me know that there's's one thing, you know, people go, well, you know, it happens. No, shit doesn't happen in my world. I don't believe that. So, back to the house parties. Wait, what? I know. You know, early on, it was only people that we knew. Yeah. And so, we were like, okay, who's all going, you know, the guest look like guest list look like we didn't have as many haters back then did we no we didn't so we knew who was going to be there and they were mainly people that either we've had sex with before we want to have sex with or whatever the case may be because we were a little group of friends right yeah we we were a little little but a nice click we let other people in too yeah we're a little band of band of but we've been to a house party that was legitimately like an animal house house party yeah and i got drunk yeah you got beyond drunk you got late i did get in fact what i did was held the headboard so it wasn't knocking up against the wall because it was making a lot of because it was a little kid's room and then a guy came in and i'm like oh get over here and he couldn't get it up which is fine but i'm just like okay whatever let's leave so by the way that chick was bat shit crazy just said you stuck your dick in bat shit crazy no it's really hard to fucking believe My divining rod was on full board.
Speaker3:
Wait, what? Wait. You stuck your dick in batshit crap. I know, it's really hard to fucking believe. My divining rod was on full floor. Wait, what?
Speaker2:
But there are house parties where people go and they're like a melee of people that they don't know. We have been told, we'll come to this house party. And we're like, well, who's going to be there? Well, I don't know. It's just a group of friends. It's just a group off of this page and this doing this. And I'm i'm like well we weren't invited because we're not even on that page well i'm inviting you yeah no no that's not how it works that's not right to do the host that's not right to do to the people and i'm sitting there going i don't feel comfortable going into somebody else's party and they don't even know who the hell I am. Yeah, I just showed it because, well, we wanted to.
Speaker1:
Well, no, that's not the way that should work.
Speaker2:
But if I were going to that kind of a house party, I would not expect any play whatsoever.
Speaker1:
Right, exactly. And that's the, you know, let's throw that out there. Don't invite other people to somebody else's party. I'm just saying.
Speaker2:
Yeah, it's kind of rude.
Speaker3:
It's rude.
Speaker1:
I mean, here's the thing. If you want somebody to go to a party, you have a friend, get a hold of the host or hostess and and make sure it's okay i mean common courtesy and it's just one of those it's just one of those things uh okay so now that we've scared everybody away from ever doing a house party again good job cool well when you do an event has there been a couple that didn't have fun other than each other our events are so big that yes there are going to be people that don't have sex with other people and that's just their comfort i don't i don't i think i can tell you from the last because we've done surveys like for crazy winter nights the last two years i think yeah the last two years two of the three i can tell you some people that don't no shit our room doesn't count we don't count our own surveys uh no there was in everyone we've had some people that there were some areas that they were there were areas that could be improved upon i mean you know whether it was a process whether it was an event about hooking up with other well and there was someone that they felt like maybe some of the events weren't as conducive to hook up as they would have liked. A party that big, I wouldn't expect it. Yeah, it's a challenge. We keep trying to do things to make it more and more accessible and to fit more people's what they want to do. Some of our events, some of our bigger events, literally we take the philosophy of Disney World. I mean, we want to make... Crazy summer nights, I think everybody did. Yeah, everybody did. Almost everybody did. We want to take in... We want to be... At our events, we try to make it so that more and more of people's fantasies can be fulfilled. Whether that's from the basic Swinger 101, you know, hooking up type stuff, that they're able to do that with other couples to trying to have things like gangbang rooms and stuff like that that are monitored so that people that want that but don't know how to set it up can have that experience safely. So we're constantly, we have a long ways to go to make it perfect because we'll never get there but we're constantly working to try to make that uh better as far as that goes okay here's a good question i'll ask do singles ever get invited house parties yes depends on the host it depends on the host uh the biggest thing that i i will say to any singles out there and and this is a huge thing is that look the reputation that you make throughout the year this is okay it's like kids in santa claus here you go right he's watching not here nice okay make the list so basically the swinger community is watching okay if you are if you are someone that is consistently as a single male or female respectful uh polite all those things of couples and at events you know what you can absolutely get invited to parties as a single if you are one that's a douche fuck or a twat waffle then no it won't happen i mean literally i mean you and and it's sad but singles you have to work harder to prove yourself it's not right but it is what it is because you're a single there is that that unfair stereotype in the lifestyle that's again we we do our best to counter it but the best thing you can do as a single is keep that in mind you know keep in mind how much you drink how much you do that you know what how do you behave in these events because you'll find this if you're cool you know what people finally figure out everything miss you're exactly right attitude means everything if you're cool you're cool whether you're with a significant other there's people that are part of couples that suck ass okay uh but if you're cool you're cool whether you're single or a couple or whatever so absolutely you know just keep in mind how how you how you behave at all times make the make the naughty list it's what you want to do. And it sounds fucking wrong. It's a horrible analogy. You Santa Claus reference. Sit on my lap. I laugh because last, when was the Nomapalooza? Two weeks ago? Two weeks ago. Yep. There was a guy from Crazy Winter Night. He was standing there and he was single at the time.
Speaker2:
That's right. And I said, you know, I remember seeing you at the speed meet and greet and if I found you again, I was going to take you up to my room. His jaw hit the ground and he's just looking at me like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. And I'm like, but I couldn't find you. I couldn't find
Speaker1:
you again. Well, you guys were busy. He all like uh-huh wait what yeah yeah that was that was uh that was that was fucking awesome i love moments like that uh and i okay so julie put a good thing for singles and i'll throw this out there singles need to engage both members of a couple not just the one member that's yeah and that's exactly right you need to you need to talk to look communicating as a single male with females and males is important if you look like if you again if people are on the on their hackles get raised if you seem predatory so if you're a dude and you're only fucking talking to the chicks uh that's going to seem predatory if you're a gal and yes gals can be seem predatory as well and you're a dude and you're only fucking talking to the chicks uh that's gonna seem predatory if you're a gal and yes gals can be seem predatory as well and you're not talking to the wives let me help you out with this if she doesn't like you my dick's not getting anywhere close to you that's the way this shit works and we're not the only couple like that so i mean keep that you know uh keep that in keep that in mind. No, if she doesn't like you. Yeah, no shit. You, me? Yeah, it scares me. KSN was our first experience, first organization. It's going too fast. Bumbling doesn't work. Well, you've got to help me read it. I'm having trouble reading reading what it is He was just saying that Crazy Summer Nights Was their first Okay and they had a great time That's awesome And that's why they asked the question Expectation We didn't hound you did we Hey did you No, but that's. Damn it, you didn't come in our cabin and we expect. No. No shit, I am. I can't even say that with a serious face. No, but that, you know, realistically, yes, expectations and what you should expect at a party, you just, look, you will have so much more fun in the lifestyle, even if it's a house party that's designed where the concept... We've been to a party, a house party, where everybody there was supposedly players. And before it was over, there was a drama thing that exploded. Most people bailed, and there was four of us that stayed and played. Okay? If you go with just the expectation to have fun, you will never fail. People were thrown off, because I interrupted the party and said, get over here, and took the girl over to the couch and started eating her out and everybody bailed yeah because they're all fucking being tooled i mean like i thought we were playing the thing is is but you you just can't if you go into stuff with with an open mind of i'm gonna have fun and that's it i'm gonna have fun you're gonna have fun now you may have fun with the person you came with you may have fun with somebody else you may have fun with fucking 10 other people in the room who fucking knows but you're still gonna have fun when i was in college we went out and my buddies would go out and we're gonna get laid and they came home drunk and jacked off and went to bed i'd go out i'm gonna go out and get fucked up guess what i never missed not a single time did i did i plan to go out and get drunk that i came home sober never once never failed i was always able to get drunk as shit it was awesome my expectations had been met and then well lo and behold sometimes i woke up that i brought something with me it was like well i'll be damned so you know i mean that wasn't me no it wasn't you but i mean that but that's actually a sober night what the fuck was that shit that was that was good sense came through the most important thing yeah you had a fucking hangover i was so fuck i was actually still probably drunk i mean i mean i hadn't drank for 48 hours but i was there was a lot of liquor running through my veins. Yeah, you were hurt. Yeah, pretty bad. But you were my cure.
Speaker3:
You. I hadn't drank for 48 hours, but there was a lot of liquor running through my veins. Oh, yeah, you were hurt. Yeah, pretty bad.
Speaker2:
But you were my cure.
Speaker3:
You caused me to change my ways.
Speaker1:
Oh, that's so cute. Wait, no, you didn't, because now we're swingers.
Speaker2:
You started it.
Speaker1:
You enabler. What the fuck? How did that work out?
Speaker2:
You started it.
Speaker1:
I wanted to lock my life down and just be with one woman and one woman only. I only had eyes for you. God, when up for shut up yes i said that no i said that with me damn it no i said that to you i know you were asking i know and then when you were like well can i take a picture for this swinger website i'm like sure and you took a picture of my ass like what the fuck are you doing yeah it's even right then she got pissed because i chose the wrong one imagine that i put a picture of her ass 11 years later guess what everybody loves to see guess what gets the most hits on twitter everything else yep it's the ass shot dun guess who was tuned in tune The paint Butt I like it. It's going to go up on the wall. Now that mom and dad know, we can have all this kind of shit hanging up. It doesn't matter anymore. Oh my God, what's that? That's my ass. That's Amanda's ass. There you go. One Sunday, we were like, well, what the hell? Want to paint each other? Fucking no. how did you know i think we need to go back to answering questions because i kind of went off the rails tonight all of a sudden it's dawned on me i like totally just went fucking completely fucking was it you were you watching from the outside of your body all of a sudden i'm just like i feel like like i like I did a sermon. Are you tired? I feel like we need a trampoline. No, trampolines don't even exist. Don't get one of those. A tambourine. So we need like a revival. When I got going, give me an amen, brother. Oh, wait till you go back and listen to it on Wednesday. Because you're going to go, oh, boy. I don't even know. You've got to wait. What? I fucking. And now we're going to pass the communion plate around, and hopefully we'll see how that goes out. You went off. You know what? You know what that is? Hold on. I've got to put myself together to say this right, okay? I challenge you, each and every one of you, to listen to the other podcast. There's hundreds of podcasts about swinging. And find one that has the passion, the fire, the commitment to each and every one of our listeners like we do. It's not just a show. It's not just words words it is a life's mission we are truly on a mission from god to make the swinging world better safer one person at the time can you hear me can i get a hallelujah hand me the snake let's start to dance shut can you believe he just comes up with this shit at the top of his head i just i'm wise me no but it is a passion look look i don't sweat like this except when i'm fucking i don't except that i'm when i care when i you know and it's okay that we have haters you know what haters gonna hate that's not because they don't love as much as we do love cures hate hate doesn't cure hate love cures hate and we will love you all hug you and kiss you and squeeze you and we will call you george didn't he just talk about what he despises look i'm like look okay i love batman but sometimes you need the punisher it is what it is sometimes you need somebody to more than just slap him in the face you needed somebody to actually fucking dip him in the ass and that's what I'm here to do you know uh yeah so you know I mean that's uh you know I'm getting, yeah. Now, ladies, let me take this quick moment just to point out. I'm passionate about everything that I do. If you can take just a moment and picture, if you would, the same power of my tongue on a clit.
Speaker4:
It works well.
Speaker1:
You'll be covered in sweat.
Speaker3:
Sorry.
Speaker1:
But it will be baptismal sweat, just so you know. I'm baptized in the fire of Casbah. Oh, God it sweet mother all right good place to end the show let's give a shout out to our sponsors one more time oh my goodness um hey why don't you go visit www.altplayground.net man features benefits you want the best you want the best, you wanted the best, you got the best. This is the place to go. Find us on there also. We're there. CrazyCaswellaltplayground.net. Also, don't forget, sign up, subscribe to our good friends, magazine, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Smart swingers are horny swingers. Horny swingers are fucking swingers. And so fuck somebody today and sign up for ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Get your merchandise at www.crazykrasbh.com. Hey, by the way, I'm going to put this out there. We've got something huge exciting I'm going to announce next week. Hold on to your asses, kids. Nuts and butt shit's about to get real. We'll announce that next week. Send us an email at crazykrazy.kazbakasbh at gmail.com Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at truthcrazy. Fuck. We're also on Instagram. Still don't know what that is. Follow along on Pornhub www.pornhub www.pornhub.com backslash models backslash Kazbakasbh Finally, subscribe to our YouTube channel because well, you can see all this once again. I
