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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you spunk lube do you need a little more glide in your slide well we've got the just the perfect solution for. It's the lube that we use here at Crazy Kasbah, Spunk Lube. Go on the website, www.spunklube.com, and make sure in the coupon code, you put Kasbah, K-A-S-B-H, for a 10% discount. Okay, you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of of crazy truth i'm your host with the most i am cool and i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey and if she's not a guest tonight she's actually a co-host i fucked that up last time and welcome to episode 26 i don't remember that obviously i don't remember any of this this is like the first time we've ever right. So, yeah, obviously, the sound guy is saying we already fucked something up. He's making notes. We haven't made a full minute into the show, and he's making notes already. Perfect. It's your fault. It's always my fault. 257. 257. Oh, yeah, that's a question, Mark. 25. Yeah, episode 25. Yeah? No, I'm not sure. I'm not sure at all, but we'll check it out later. All right, so anyways, hey, so you know how we always start the show? Uh-huh. We start with some weird sex news, and I've got some weird sex news. Which one did you pick? I picked a school time story for weird sex news that's right so uh this year you know when you go back to school most kids there's like a program a greeting then get the parent the kids ready back to school by the staff well in a uh school in shenzhen which is in China, the kindergarten school, it's an international school, when the kids and parents came back to start the school year off, this is kids with the average age of between three and six years old, they were welcomed back to school with pole dancing. That's right, with pole dancing. The principal had hired exotic pole dancers to come in, and they were dancing in poles, even one out on the flagpole that's flying the Chinese flag. Yeah, and in the auditorium, the whole nine yards. And so, and here's all these kids just staring at these really hot hot chicks doing stripper routines i thought the principal was she also was involved with as well was dancing as well so parents were obviously starting to tweet this immediately and actually they called the police in fact on this nice yeah and uh so the school has said they, of course, apologizing all over. When the principal was called by one mother, she got very upset and screamed at the mother that pole dancing is international and a good form of exercise and immediately hung up the phone. Speaker2: So obviously, we all know what that means, right? Speaker1: The first thing Trump did was he put a tariff on strippers. Speaker2: Good grief. Yeah, so that was an easy one. Fuck you all. So you know that's funny. Yeah, so anyway, so there you go.
Speaker1:
So starting them young.
Speaker2:
Kindergarten. I guess. It is a good form of exercise.
Speaker1:
That's not a lot. Yeah, and I'm thinking that how many parents... Probably not appropriate for three to six. Well, it depends what their outfits are and the music. I mean, at three to six years old, you ain't going to make any money. I'm just saying, you're not, you know, because the three to six year old little boys are not going to be able to get... They're going to be throwing like nickels at you. There's nothing that you can do... Well, you can't do much on a pole that isn't erotic. At three to six there is. That would not be erotic. And I'm thinking, I have not had a principal in all the years I was in school that was hot enough to want to see a pole dance. Although when I was 13, I might have been more open, I don't know. But yeah, there is a reason for allowance. Boy, kids are going home doing their chores and shit.
Speaker3:
I need money.
Speaker1:
Don't go to your mother.
Speaker4:
Don't go to your mother.
Speaker3:
Seriously.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
So it was going to be either that story or the other one that was about the gynecologist that got off on the charges when, as a joke, quote unquote, he dyed a woman's pubes uh purple i thought it was her whole vagina well it wasn't her whole vagina but her pubes and thought it was funny yeah but i chose that one this one was way funnier he got in trouble yeah he yeah well no he didn't get in trouble because he played so that here's what here's the irony of the world that we live in right there the principle that brings in the the art form of pole dancing gets in serious trouble and the gynecologist that when someone is is uh in their chair in the safety of the thing gets take and uh takes and and doesn't get any trouble for dying a woman's vajayjay purple. Yeah, tell me that makes sense.
Speaker3:
I don't have any hair to color purple.
Speaker1:
Hopefully you would notice if someone was spray-painting your body.
Speaker3:
You would think that you would notice.
Speaker1:
Yeah, she worked there, by the way.
Speaker3:
She worked there?
Speaker1:
Uh-huh, she worked there, yeah.
Speaker3:
Okay, I can see how that can be a joke.
Speaker1:
Yeah, it was all kinds of fucked up.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
No, it wasn't. Because all I couldn't wait was to make sure she went home and had sex that night. And then the next day, in front of everybody, told a bunch of people it was worried. So it was bad. It was fucked up.
Speaker2:
Twisted.
Speaker1:
Twisted motherfuckers. Luckily, we don't have any twisted people here at the Casbah Studios. Just saying. It's a sound guy.
Speaker3:
He even rolls.
Speaker1:
He's getting ready to walk out. All right. So what we should do is, how about we answer. Are you going to smile? I have been. Okay. Just checking. All of a sudden you had to just look at me like I'd done something wrong. No. Okay. Just checking. How about now? How about now? Now? All right. So how about we answer some questions? Okay. That'll be fun. What could possibly go wrong? Sure. The dog making noise. Yeah. So the first question comes to us. Uh, it seems we see a lot of couples that don't play. They're at a lot of events, lifestyle events, just, uh, seem to socialize. Why? Why not just get out of the lifestyle? That came to us illinois okay okay from mj in illinois so okay so number one when we talk about this all the time there is no like rules on how you're supposed to what you're supposed to do in the lifestyle okay so so everybody everybody needs to keep in everybody needs to just keep in mind that okay you can't put a requirement on how how do you take in what's your king how is the lifestyle for you right so what i mean by that some people are voyeurs that that's that's what they they want to do they don't want to fuck they don't want to touch anybody else all they want to do is they want to either be naked or just have sex with their own partner but in public right some people are just i don't know what the official term is i'm going to call them watchers okay some people are just watchers they're just going to sit there and and they just want to watch or, you know, they get off on the charged atmosphere. So, number one, you can't necessarily judge based upon, like. Just because you go to a club, how do you know they don't play? Well, and that's an awesome point. You don't really, you don't know for sure. You don't see them play. But we know people that, here's the deal, they fuck like rabbits, but they don don't fuck at a club they will they'll hook up with individuals or couples in a hotel or at their house at a house party they like to go to the club for the social aspect of it but they won't fuck at a club they don't feel comfortable with that so you don't really know but my thing is is there is the rumor mill thoughville. What rumor? Wait, what? Well, everybody spreads rumors. Like wildfires. What? Like you know that. Come on. I have never heard a single rumor in the lifestyle ever. What kind of rumors? Are there rumors about us? Wait, what? There's rumors about us? Probably. Are you sure? No, but there probably is. If you've heard rumors about us, will you please let us know? Because we really want to know what people are saying about us. Yeah, just for fun. Well, I got a hold of MJ. And the thing was, the couple was an older couple. Okay. And so they were younger. So by younger, what I was able to figure out is they were like under 40. And the other couple was older. So, okay, here's the deal deal when you're in your 30s like 50 seems old when you're our age 50 is fucking young
Speaker2:
as shit
Speaker3:
I haven't gotten there yet
Speaker1:
but I'm not going to call anybody that's 50 something old I'm going to say you're in the prime of your fucking life I can't wait to get there and I'm still an adolescent so
Speaker3:
the thing is
Speaker1:
okay so based on that alone it's like okay well part of the thing with the lifestyle is some people maybe they don't play as often but if you as a general in all of our years in lifestyle the one thing we found consistently is that a lot of people in the lifestyle uh once you start hanging out in the lifestyle a lot lifestyle people tend to be more fun it's god damn hard In the lifestyle, once you start hanging out in the lifestyle a lot, lifestyle people tend to be more fun. It's goddamn hard to go have as much fun on a Friday or Saturday night, take the fucking out of it, just for a second. Take your dick out of it for a minute. And take your tongue out of it, whatever. And just hanging out. It's hard to hang out with vanilla people and have as much fun because here's the deal you have spent however often you go out with your lifestyle friends you're gonna you have you have no you have no fucking uh you don't have to have any filters okay so the thing is is you can crack a joke about about your friend's nipple wife's nipple or they can you know you can crack a joke because your friends and it's a lifestyle you don't have any of those restrictions whereas you go back to your vanilla friends it's more of a you know you have to watch what you gotta watch what you say and watch what what you do i mean yeah you always have to be conscious of where you're at in terms of not being loud but the reality is i can sit at a bar and i can i can make a joke and and touch your cooter without anybody else knowing if we were good enough friends and we wanted to do it you could do that that's what makes a lifestyle thing fun and hanging out with lifestyle people you can slap butts crack jokes all those things so then to go to vanilla people it very fucking comfortable. No. And you're around people that then all of a sudden are super uptight. You're not used to that. So there's a lot of people that will go in the lifestyle. They'll continue to go to lifestyle events because they dig the fucking people and they dig the atmosphere of it. And let's face it, here's the deal. I don't care care how old you are unless you've just lost all zest for sex you know it's you know somebody's whipping a tit and you know all the shit you see the club somebody's whipping a tit somebody's gonna blow job somebody's whatever the case may be it's not as big a deal as it was when you first got into it no because everybody remembers the first time you saw it you're just like oh oh my god look look at that look at those hits oh my god she's sucking his dick wow it's not like that anymore but it's still like oh hey wow but she's fucking she's gobbling the shit out of that knob go go go go or you know like the the one in front of ours is like he was getting his dick sucked for like an hour and a half and it was like you're a fucking boss you have not shot your load yet and he's like she's really good and you have not shot your that's impressive I'm going to go ahead and see you next time. an hour and a half and it was like you're a fucking boss you have not shot your load yet and he's like she's really good and you have not shot your that's impressive so you still see that kind of stuff that kind of that's what makes it fun now the other thing is you youngins us old people sometimes sometimes we like to get out of the home every once in a while so we don't the thing is we can go to a lifestyle event like okay so we live in a town with a college in it like four colleges in it actually going to the bars in our town suck ass because here's what you've got you've got a bunch of fucking you've got a bunch of young dumb guys that are all full of piss and vinegar and want to be fucking tough and all this crap you've got a bunch of fucking college girls that are white girl wasted roaming around the drinks are overpriced they're weak and it's just shit well here's the deal i did my years of getting in bar fights and shit and my patience for 20 something that's gonna come up and talk shit it ain't there anymore and i and anymore. And I will throw down with any 20-year-old any time, any place. Don't fucking care. But I don't have the tolerance for that.
Speaker2:
You know what? Lighten up.
Speaker1:
It's not that big a deal. So for us, we'd much rather go to a place where everybody's cool. We don't need the testosterone zone happening anymore. You know, where they look at you. Because let's face it, the guys will look at you Because you're a MILF Well you are Some people might think You're a GILF You make that face Like that's a bad Fucking thing We Shut up We hang out with you I have kids That are old enough To have kids That's right So They don't The thing is But So but I'm not Going have any you know i gotta find somebody that's got some really serious serious daddy issues for me to like convert a at a college bar and into a fuck i mean you got and here's the i don't have enough money for that okay the reality of it is find the dive bars i gotta find yeah you find me a dive bar now we got a chance. We can make all kinds of magic happen there, but it just is what it is. So people like to get out and get away. But I do think the biggest thing is you can't, don't judge. Don't judge, because what people do on their own time, you have no fucking, no idea. You have one person that said, don't kiss and tell. So there's couples out there that don't tell what they what they do that that's well that's exactly well i haven't met a whole lot of people that did they
Speaker3:
might say well you know it's been like a month since i hooked up with somebody that ain't even
Speaker1:
a tip of the iceberg and then uh a lot of people don't now announce well and they do that's just it and depending on some clubs some clubs are not set up as as so you can easily like you know I'll see you next time. when they do. That's just it. And depending on some clubs, some clubs are not set up so you can easily slip out the back jack type thing. It's more obvious that you're going to go fuck. And then sometimes people get stupid. Like, we're going to go fuck. Hey, we're going to go fuck. And we yell out. Well, there's one club that you could sneak down in the basement. And no one was, it might have been a couple of people that might have taken notice, but a lot of people didn't notice. Then there's one club where right by the front door is a playroom and you just go, um, I don't want to announce that I'm going to go in there and play with somebody. So I'm not playing there. And it's not necessarily that you're ashamed of who you're going to go play with. No, it's just that you don't need to know your business. If you've been drinking, you don't want everybody to know that you're on your seventh guy. Yeah, like that's ever happened. I'm having a gangbang one person at a time. Thanks. No, but well, I mean, seriously, you don't want people to... Oh my God, she was just in there with one guy. Now she's in there with another one. People are outside keeping score, ringing a bell every time you come out. Ding, next people people don't people don't want that and here's the other thing sometimes who you fuck can create drama yeah because there's jealousy it is what it is and all of a sudden well why did they fuck them and they didn't fuck me and so it can create jealousy or even worse at a club and We've seen this happen before somebody really wants to hook up with person b so they think they can just head on in there because most of the playrooms are designed so people can kind of see or whatever and then all of a sudden you have this awkward situation going i didn't want to fuck you i wanted to fuck them well and then they take comfort into into q here because okay how many clubs have you been to where it's like okay that's not really comfortable or how are you supposed to have sex on that yeah when you can go to a bed yeah well and i mean the the sex clubs do a great a great job of of taking and having like cool unique furniture and stuff like that up to fuck in, right? But they wanted to take in. Here's the deal. The cool sex swing and the cool sex furniture is awesome for, like, two minutes. But then when you really want to get onto it, some of us are old. We don't want to have to be contortionists.
Speaker3:
You know, that's...
Speaker1:
Okay, so we had one of our live viewers talk about how they thanked they thanked their hosts like because they're part of our crazy casper group and they thanked their host for a great time on the crazy casper group yeah that's completely appropriate because that wasn't kissing and telling because you didn't mention anybody's name you were just you were just putting it out there hey i had a great time and you had a great experience that's totally that's totally a different ball game right but no i think comforts are a huge thing because ultimately man as much as if you have permission from somebody else to say hey can i say that i had sex with you can i tell people we fuck you know well but they're gonna do they're you know and they can do that but here's the thing with all the kinky shit because every place tries to have it this goes back to comfort the kinky shit is awesome for but a short time i life is not a porn even okay swingers you know swing your porn and real life swinging totally different thing you know what you don't want me to do that you don't want to do the fucking sledgehammer pose and you don't want to do fucking where you're on your head and contorted backwards for the 45 minutes i mean really people still just want to fuck so it feels good not that so the best camera angles i mean unless you're getting paid to do so did so there reaches a point where yeah sometimes going back to the hotel or going back to the house is more fun plus if you go to the club we like to fucking fuck long so when we go back to the hotel that we're gonna be there a while you can't take nobody wants you hogging the rooms so they're like you know they're not gonna it's like it's like going to the bathroom and taking a shit it's like come on come on other people need to use this let's go really well it's true yeah but it's just such a shitty analogy and hey and you know what though good thing we said shitty that could be a fetish there are some out there I'm not going there are you sure I was just proud of me to be able to come up with that you go look at you a couple like 25 episodes in and you're just all over this shit you are like a boss shut up you don't even fucking need me on this anymore whatever you don't i don't know whatever you never do a golden shower what would you think if you walked into a playroom at a club and off the side was a shower like just a regular shower or someone's getting a golden shower like just a regular shower it would obviously be set up to get a golden shower in not king shaming because some people into it if you like to be pissed on rock on that's good for you don't hate mail to me i don't give a fuck that's just not us what would you think though what i would think is that they're trying no sound guy says cleanliness as long as the drain's there it's all good. But I think if someone had that in a playroom, I would think, okay, that's somebody's fantasy to have sex in a shower. I would think I was in the wrong playroom. I would think there were theme ones, and I obviously stepped in the wrong one. Where's the Disney room? Really? Oh, shit. I mean, that theme park with the fucking roadie. There we go. We're going to get sued yet by them. Just beat that crap out. Beat that crap out. Don't tell him to do that. Not why we're doing this show. Don't beat anything out why we're doing this show. No, beep. Oh, beep. I said beat it out. I'm like, I don't think jacking off is really going to help in this situation. I don't mind. I don't fucking know. I'm not going there. Really? I just keep my... Yeah. That's the first time. Oh, shut up. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Sure does. What you do. You know what would really be interesting? You don't see this very much. No, perfect. You don't see this very much. What's that? I've never seen it. I'm sure it happens. Well, I know they make rules because they make rules at some clubs saying you cannot jack off off you have to go to a playroom if you want to jack off because they don't want ideally some guys or females just like watching the show randomly walking up down the hallways squirting everywhere i think it would be more on uh dna samples all over the floor well probably but i mean i've never seen it but it obviously is something that happens i can't imagine paying to get into a club and jacking off well i mean seriously because at this point in time here's the thing i mean granted i'm gonna try all night to try to get laid if that doesn't work i can wait to get to the hotel i mean my memory is good enough that i'm gonna remember anything i saw that was hot enough to give me a boner unless he's hoping to get in i don't know well quite possibly yeah yeah that's it too i can't barely work without jacking off hey shut up you know what i do this full time this is all my job my my 18 hours a day is about sex think about that for a minute yeah yeah that's awesome i do sit at the command center often and touch myself. What does that look like? Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. I do sit at the command center often and touch myself.
Speaker2:
What does that look for? Do you really? No, actually, I don't. No, no.
Speaker3:
You're a dork.
Speaker1:
No, I couldn't get anything done if I was doing that. Think of how many conversations I have at one time going at the command center. Do you really think that I have time that I can jack off and... Have you ever sat at the table and jacked off? It's not a table. It's a command center. Your command center, whatever. It's a desk. Was it during work hours or after work hours? Do you have work hours? I do, somewhat. It was what I was going to call officially the end of my shift. I was about 18 hours into it what was when you were gone and i was like 18 hours into it and then i was what i was doing was i was looking at uh looking for topics for the fucking show i seriously was and then i drifted from sex news stuff to porn hub i don't really know how it like it came up on a search thing i'm like well, well, I got a second or two. It was like three in the morning, and I'm like, you're gone. The dogs are asleep. We're good. I'm like, well, you know, and I didn't really want to have to go all the way to the bedroom, so I'm just like, yeah. They cleaned it right up. It was awesome. It's kind of weird because I had to clean all kinds of shit. I shot like a boss. I I was like, ah. And then I was tired. Oh, my God. Well, then I was tired. And I don't have a cleaning crew to come in to clean the Casbah studio. So I had to clean it up. I didn't want to wait until the next day because, you know. Thank God I hadn't been drinking. Because if I had been drinking, I'd have forgot about it the next day. I'd be like, why is everything so fucking sticky? What in the fine butt? Oh, my God. But it was not. It was officially what i dubbed after work because i didn't work anymore on after that but i i was like well i guess i'm done might as well call a caller a night now at this point what i nobody responded to the hall pass you put that i had a hall pass out there nobody responded so see what happens when i have no adult supervision and i have all past no use it the next thing you know i'm beating off at the command center god better than you look when you find out i jacked off in the car in a commute one time that's funny when it was snowing when it was snowing every guy does that it was gonna be a two-hour ride home what the fuck do you want from me it's horny horny. It was cold. It was almost out of cigarettes. I had to have something to do with some time. Oh, my God. This will keep me awake. Well, it did. I didn't go in the ditch. Luckily. Well, yeah, because that would have been awkward. I need a tow truck and a Kleenex.
Speaker2:
I'm flingling that up for a tow truck. What is that?
Speaker1:
That's like a frozen, like a stagmite.
Speaker2:
No, no, that just got me. It's all good. It's all good.
Speaker1:
No worries. Oh, my gosh.
Speaker2:
How did this go from why people just go to talk at a club? How do we end up at this kind of shit? Because we get Butterfly.
Speaker3:
It's all good.
Speaker1:
Well, it's part of it because the sound guy is using some of the ride on the board. He has to keep shaking. So whenever we look over, it looks like he's jacking off.
Speaker2:
Thank you. How do we end up at this kind of shit? Because we get Butterfly. It's all good. Well, it's part of it because the sound guy is using some of the ride on the board and he has to keep shaking. So whenever we look over, it looks like he's jacking off over there. You are the one that directed us this way. Do you have something you want to talk about with masturbation? No. Are you sure? I've got nothing. You've got batteries. I hear them. Well, duh. You know what is exciting?
Speaker1:
I'm just going to throw this out. It has nothing to do with a fucking thing we're talking about. Don't even care. You know, the holiday season is great because they run specials on batteries. And, you know, since we've gotten a lifestyle now. Who uses batteries anymore? Well, you used to because you used to buy. I can remember a pilot store looking for the big pack of batteries. And you know what? I don't look at a single woman between the ages of 20 and 80 when they're buying batteries the same. Oh, we're getting these for the kids' toys. Bull fucking shit, you're getting them for the kids' toys. When you're shopping around and you're looking at which one's the longest lasting with the biggest pack, and you're getting like 100 packs of AAAs, my dying ass is for a kid's toy. Because no parent wants a kid's toy to last that long how many times did i buy kids battery or toy batteries for kids as toys before i even had one you did and then after you had one then you started stealing the batteries out of the kids as toys no they didn't have battery operated toys by then yes they did they had remote controls and i do do remember you needing a battery one time and me pulling one out of their remote control while they were at school. I don't remember this. Because I couldn't find the TV remote. You're like, and could you hear the... And you're like, son of a bitch. You're like, find me a battery. I couldn't find the TV remote. So one of them had like a gaming system. i'm sure i can't say the kind and uh it took a battery out of it and switched in and because later that night when they came to play games like well do we have any batteries batteries almost done that no check your mom's drawer yeah just you know little stuff yeah we're gonna have whole shows as the holidays get closer on on christmas swinging christmases and christmas how to how to have your adult christmas and stuff it's gonna be awesome yeah okay there we go all right so i'm gonna take a break let's take a break let's uh this time guys like we're doing what what the fuck are we doing uh we're gonna take a break we're gonna talk about our second half put that on i haven't done what are you doing where are you fucking going i didn't say we're actually officially on break yet holy fucking shit my co-host is like i'm gone gotta go the fuck all right so we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll be uh right back let's say a big welcome to our second half sponsors shall we crazy winter nights are you ready to get dressed up look sharp feel sexy and party with 600 of your closest friends is there any better way to start off 2019 no there's not crazy winter nights contact us today at crazy.kazma at gmail.com to sign up be a part of our award show our speed meet and greet the largest former hotel takeover of the year crazy winter rides all right we're back you guys need to get back huge yawn that's perfect i did it off camera damn it amanda's ready to fall asleep awesome okay so we're ready to go to the next question yes you're like hell yes for the love of christ all right so this question comes to us from ohio uh we started in the lifestyle and had a great had great success now we can't seem to hook up to save our lives what are we doing wrong and i'm just like okay this actually is from from a couple uh this is from uh linda and bill in ohio i kind of had to laugh i had to laugh at that yeah what they're doing wrong is you're hosting a podcast don't host a podcast and they'll throw big parties no the great dreaded dry spell okay we have said this before the thing with the lifestyle is it goes in spurts yep are you with me there you follow on what are you doing i was reading okay great i'll just have this conversation with myself here so it goes in spurts so it's not necessarily what you're doing wrong you're not really actually most of the time here's what's the only thing you're probably doing wrong is your expectations you you reach a level we went through it when we were new we went through dry spells and uh you have this expectation okay i went through dry spells and you have this expectation of like every weekend early on we yeah well i don't know you gave this look like maybe it wasn't we i didn't know yeah i'm just following so the thing is is we had all the success and what you start to anticipate you start to expect that that's going to continue don't you so you're kind of shocked when it doesn't maybe for you well i mean well no i for me it wasn't an expectation it you know, you go to a certain club and you see the ones that you want to hook up with. You've hooked up with them. Some of them it took longer to hook up. So what you're saying is we just ran out of meat. Well, if you're talking new and not like repeat business. Coming on round two, it is what it is. No, but I mean. Because we would have, like, three weeks of hookups and then, like, three months of nothing. Yeah, yeah. It's not something that you're doing. Usually, the only thing that you're doing, though, is you're like, you want it, and so you may be a little, like you get yourself like over disappointed when it doesn't happen. You stop just going with the flow. That's really the big thing. You really stop just going with the flow of the whole process and let it be natural. And you can start, it's like selling a car, for example. I wonder why I use that example. Anyway, so it's like selling a car. All of a sudden, you're trying too hard. Instead of instead of just you know getting to know people and and just you know talking and having a good time you start to get aggressive you start to get not desperate but kind of you start to look at other people yeah yeah you start to look you start to look you're trying you start to look at desperate and you start to you start to you go away from just being who And when you're new, you don't know any better. So you're just being you and things just naturally happen. And the worst thing you can do is try to force it or try to end up hooking up with somebody that you wouldn't normally hook up with just to break the dry spell. I mean that is nothing but bad. Nothing but bad. if you just take to hook up with somebody just to hook up with them for for sex sake it's not going to go real well you're not you're not going to have a good time doing it and you know it's still going to continue on you just have to know that it comes it comes and goes though so we you know everybody goes through this everybody's going to go through a time where it's like oh my god you couldn't get laid for for nothing and the thing is if you let it get all fucking jojo the circus monkey in your head then you're gonna go to a big party or somewhere where you should get laid and you won't be able to plus if you start to look desperate and everything like that you won't get get the invites to house parties. No. You won't get invites to places. You won't get, you know, no one's going to, you're not a lot of fun. You're just like a walking hormone.
Speaker3:
Well, and then you start getting pushy and stuff.
Speaker1:
Yeah, exactly. And so that's the whole thing is that you start to take in and you start to, you just go away from being you. And when you go away from being you, you're not having having any fun then going to the club isn't even any fun that's that's where it really starts to suck because then it's going in with expectations and you shouldn't yeah you can't everybody does it though we did it when we're new and there does reach a point when you're in a drought that it's like oh my god what what the hell i mean sit back maybe maybe you uh maybe you've been too public with some of your previous hookups that could be that i mean okay so let's talk about new let's talk about new people in the lifestyle people get in the lifestyle a lot of people just gonna dip their toes in it right we're just gonna sample it a little bit and and all of a sudden then they they get a taste of it finger looking good so they get a taste of it and they just go batshit crazy they're just like i need dick and pussy ah and and they start fucking everything in sight everything in sight we we have seen this happen we have seen people that literally were new in the lifestyle had been in lifestyle maybe 90 days or less they literally had appointments they weren't even they weren't even calling they were not even calling it hookups. They had appointments. They had as many as eight or nine appointments a week. Because when we met them, they took, and we were talking with them, when they were leaving the town that we live in in they had three places that they were going to stop on a Sunday on the way back home to fuck. Three. And they stopped at all three of those. And guess what happened? Guess what got found out later later on they weren't doing anything safe at all and then comes the mighty std and not the not the get rid of with the pill kind either game and that's that's when the herpaderp showed up so uh but they i mean what it is is they got so wrapped up and and we've seen that before we've seen that with a ton of people it is exciting when you finally do it for the first time and you have your first good experience you want more but take your time have fun well but we were just as guilty not to that extreme i was gonna say we never we never had we never had appointments set no not for lack of want to do but no we never had appointments set. No. Not for lack of want to. But no, we never had appointments set. But, I mean, you do get excited, and you're like, I want more. It's kind of like when you have sex for the first time, and you're like, okay, well, this is pretty awesome. You want more of it, so you start, you know. Unless we were at a house party, though. We didn't hook up with multiple people in one night no i mean at a house party yeah okay it happens yes at a house party because that was not just no but we went several weekends in a row where we hooked up with people a couple yeah a couple yeah it wasn't a couple but we went from having just been having sex with us to being active in the lifestyle and it's like holy shit but when we decided to get in the lifestyle how long was it before we hooked up with somebody when you gave me permission bullshit okay when you gave me permission it was one week one week less than seven less than seven days. After that, it was a little while. It was a little while because we didn't know where to go. Then we were still finding, okay, we'd had an experience, and then we were trying to find like –
Speaker3:
And it wasn't a good one.
Speaker1:
Yeah, and then we're trying to find how do you meet local people, and then when we started to find local people, we were pretty down with – we were pretty open because you didn't know you could say no. If people invited you back, you're like, well, okay well okay let's see what happens and you went with there you know so and you ended up you ended up hooking up with some people but i think what happens is you know you got to keep that in mind you got to keep in mind when you're like super stoked and you're fucking everything inside and that's great whatever works for you no shaming involved but people are noticing that people are noticing that if every single weekend every friday night every saturday night you're out with somebody else and then if you're at all talking about it bragging about it whatever it doesn't even in the lifestyle it's not necessarily like okay we all know that sluts are good in the lifestyle, whores are bad, right?
Speaker3:
So, but they're going to be over the top slutting.
Speaker2:
And so at that point in time, it's like that doesn't necessarily bud well.
Speaker1:
So for people that are more experienced in the lifestyle, we're going to look at that and go, come talk to us when the newness wears off.
Speaker3:
There was one time I was having a conversation with a single female and she goes, it's just been so long. And I'm like, how many different guys have you had sex with since you started in the lifestyle she said x number and i'm like it was a large number no it wasn't it was in the teens whatever and i'm just like oh and i said how long have you been, like three years. And I said, we've had that many in like seven. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, whoa. I'm like, you're getting around. Singles have it easier. And that isn't even bad. I mean, we've seen people that have blown that out of the water in like no time flat. I mean's like but don't brag about it no that that's
Speaker1:
part of why you need to keep some of that shit to yourself so if you're new and all of a sudden you're in a huge drought and don't make it obvious either well that becomes a challenge in a lot of the communities that like where we're from you know we're a metro area but we're not like a massive you know we're not like a metropolis so you're in a small area everybody kind of knows Thank you. but we're not like a massive you know we're not like a metropolis so you know you're in a small area everybody kind of knows you know i mean it's not like a small town where it's like hey great news we made the paper for fucking the neighbors again yay but i mean people people know so you know in these cities like in new york or or la or places like that it's a different ballgame a little bit. But you might look at that. How are you handling that part of it? If all of a sudden everybody was really nice to you and now people are kind of like, yeah, distancing themselves from you. You might look at someone like, how are you handling your success stories in a lifestyle? That'd be a great way to put that. Success stories. Okay, the current, yes. Well, no, it depends how you look at it. Okay, because we're, again, well, that's the other part. True. We're unique, right? Because if you look at how long it's been. We're not that unique, but okay. I think we're damn unique. Don't take away our specialness okay our sharp our stars fuck our stars shine bright that's what you were gonna say and it came out okay that's that's fucking cheesy as fuck yeah no we're unique in that some couples only play as a couple some couples only play alone we play both we've vent both. We've ventured that way. We've ventured that way.
Speaker3:
We didn't start off that way.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
So if you look at how long it's been since we played together as a couple.
Speaker3:
Long time.
Speaker1:
Been a while. Been, yeah, been a long time since we played. Do you count a threesome? Well, yeah, you have to because that was as a couple. We were both there.
Speaker3:
Okay, if we were a couple playing with another couple.
Speaker1:
Yeah, couple on couple. It's just like fight night.
Speaker2:
Thank you. him well yeah you have to because that was as a couple we were okay if we were a couple playing with another couple yeah couple on couple it's just like fight night fight with first rule fight club don't talk about fight club but if you talk about couple on couple was that it's been well over a year as a couple since we've hooked up with another couple just coupled a couple i'm like trying to remember and I can't even remember.
Speaker1:
It's been a year this month since we hooked up with, we had a threesome where we were both there and another person. Well, no, it hasn't been. Okay, so that's the other twist with us. We have another unique twist. We have like a consistent playmate also. Yeah. Which we don't count that person in the numbers no we don't but not really not really it's that's different it's like poly but it's not so okay but the last time we had like a different person threesome it's been it's been a year we know that this person is listening you know your specialist just go with that but it's been it since. It's been a year. Well, it's kind of. I think it's been closer to two since we've played as a couple with another couple. It has been closer to two since we've played as a couple with another couple. Yes. It's been almost two years. Because it was. It'll be three years since I played with the one male of one half and I don't think we've three years on that one or two two years on that one yeah it's been a year okay it's been a year since we had a male and a threesome it's been a year this month has it really yep it sure has yeah sure has so there's gonna be some we got some people here's the deal we're horny as fuck so somebody help us out for the love of god no but it it has i'll bet you it's been too it it has been yeah it has actually been uh not quite two years it's been a year and a half since we hooked up with another couple as a couple and that night didn't end well for you it didn't end well for me either but that so so oh you're talking i'm like one who the hell are you talking about but but the thing is is even though even though it's been a it's been a year you know year and a half since we've hooked up as a couple, and we still like doing that. Well, we've hooked up with singles, so it's all good. Yeah, and we've had singles as well. But even that's been not as consistent, whatever. The thing is, we still have fun in the lifestyle. What you learn is in the lifestyle, how often you fuck doesn't equate to how much fun you have i mean if it look if you're only the only way you have fun in the lifestyle is by fucking you're in the wrong lifestyle it it's it's not gonna work it just doesn't work that will not denote how much fun you can really have you have to take and look at the broader picture and we're not ones that date we do not fucking date no okay we don't believe in fucking dating and we're not one that necessarily
Speaker2:
What do you think? you have to take and look at the broader picture. And we're not ones that date. We do not fucking date. No. Okay?
Speaker1:
We don't believe in fucking dating. And we're not one that necessarily, yes, we're those people. We will play on the first date. Date, no. The first meeting, the first meeting, we will do that. We don't give a fuck. But if we become friends after the fact, great. And if you're open-minded, you can have a lot of really, really good friends all the way through.
Speaker2:
All right, hold on.
Speaker1:
I'm reading now.
Speaker3:
You want me to hold it further back?
Speaker1:
Shut your fucking mouth. If moving to a new place far from where you lived, best way to find swingers? That's a great question.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So, again, for those of you who don't know, we have a huge live audience that listens to us on our huge Secret Swinger page, which you can become a part of. We'll tell you how at the end of the show. The question was, if you move to a new place, how do you meet swingers? Well, one is groups and clubs like ours, like our Crazy Casper page, because we have over almost 2,540 members from 48 states.
Speaker3:
So we have members from all over. So that's a great place to get to meet new people. Websites. Websites. There's a couple of different, like swingtowns.com is a great one. SLS is a great one to meet people from a wide range. There's a whole bunch of them out there. Yeah. Here's the thing. If you're active in the lifestyle and before you move and you're getting ready to move, I mean, obviously you probably shouldn't base moving on who has the best swinger population. But if you do, do some research. Put some feelers out there because everybody knows somebody from somewhere else and can tell you the clubs. And you can actually do a lot of research online about clubs and places to go to meet people. And the thing is, is that, look, don't worry about how the club is rated. When you just want to go to meet people, you don't necessarily have to worry about it. We've known people that go into a toy store. Adult toy stores. Yeah, yes. Adult toy stores to meet people. I want a bicycle and a dildo. One of the first legitimate couples that we hooked up with met another couple at a adult toy store right and brought them back with it yeah yeah they got it being three couples instead of just two yeah exactly i mean find other where find places swingers hang out usually if you can find booze music and divy hotels somewhere in the near vicinity you'll probably find a fucking swinger somewhere hanging out that's funny shit that's gonna give me some hate mail yeah send all your hate mail too yeah but i mean that's you know just watch uh reddit's a great place to look at to find stuff. And just ask.
Speaker2:
But don't be afraid to go check out some new clubs. Some people are going to have good reviews.
Speaker1:
You maybe won't find reviews.
Speaker2:
Look, spend some money.
Speaker1:
Go in. Get a feel. The odds are, I don't think we've ever went anywhere where we haven't met at least one person or one couple that was cool. We may not want to hook up with them. It may not like let's go fuck but they were really nice people and that once you find a couple nice people then then the the world becomes your buffet we'll sit at a club and you'll go they're a swinger oh yeah vanilla bars oh yeah they are look at them yeah how the hell can you tell you oh you can you can spot that shit a mile the fuck away besides the fact that they're looking at you know certain pages and you know what they look number one yeah watch their phone you you sit in a vanilla bar or a bar that you've heard rumors or swingers at watch their phone walk by them look what they're looking on their phone because they're looking at a swingers page looking to see if they recognize anybody watch how they watch how the guy and the man and the woman interact as people walk by if a hot chick walks by and the guy starts fucking thumping the girl's arm or vice versa they're pretty good chance they're swingers strip clubs are a great place to make me make swingers you can make a swinger it's like build a bear but for sex you just make a swinger you make a now we're gonna get sued by bill the bear too neat so you're such a yes strip clubs are an awesome place obviously the bachelorette party probably isn't necessarily swingers but the couple where she's just decided to get a dollar bill up there yeah that's a good place to just break if she's sitting there going yeah yeah that's a i'm i might go ahead and venture out and start a conversation with that and look there's some nationwide strip clubs that are nicer clubs i gotta take you to some clubs down in houston some of the adult clubs on there are fucking wow seven, seven stages. Oh, shit. Nummy. But, you know, so just saying. Or go to Hedonism. Go to one of the big resorts. Just take a vacation there and put out on their stuff that you're moving and you need to find swingers. I took a vacation specifically to track down swingers in my new area. It can be done. I'd do it. I'd do it in a heartbeat. You find them just like when you got started. Yeah. Oh, I choked them up and everything. Yeah, there you go. Since we have figured out that the horniest profession, without a doubt, out there is medical. Okay, so this is totally off that question but this is so true i just had to bring this up the horniest profession ever is medical now i know this because you know we're getting ready to do our crazy winter night party you know that's one of our sponsors of the show anywho uh so we're getting ready to do that and of course we do uh a medical room if somebody gets too drunk or whatever, the place is sick or whatever the case may be. So I put out on our page asking for RNs and nurses and whatever that would be willing to work that booth. Seriously, over 80 responses. I had people all the way from a receptionist at a nursing home all the way up to police and fire chiefs emts army medics rns dons uh all offering to volunteer which is very very super cool of everybody just let me put that out there but i now completely and totally understand why every soap opera in the 70s part of it there was like the fashion industry and a hospital those motherfuckers are horny as hell so okay i'm going to tell you a little personal story about horny nurses i actually got lots of nurses stories i could use a lot of my honor page played doctor with them played doctor no okay so um i had a family member that was in the hospital for an accident a period of time, and so you got to know the nursing staff, right? So, and great, great staff, great nurse, and they were all, there was a group of about five of them, two guys and three gals, young, fit, sexy girls, whatever. And so I went up to visit this person in the hospital and they were all bummed out because well you know and they rattle off the names they're all going on vacation i'm like oh really yeah they were all conveniently going to some uh uh caribbean island together i'm like fuck yeah they are swingers and this person's like isn't it so nice to go on vacation with your people you work with i'm like if you only had a fucking clue what the hell if you knew how much their weekends were what they were doing yeah there's no way because they're all going to an island uh that conveniently enough is the same island that he does on weird i'm sure that was just merely a coincidence three like you know or five like 30 somethings going yeah i'm wondering i'm like i should have studied harder i really i'm telling you what man they're they're everywhere that's so now you'll never look at nurses the same i don't anytime i go in i'm like it's you know if i ever have to have a catheter i'm'm going to get a boner. Because I'm going to guess that odds are pretty good. That chick's probably a swinger. And she's going to know how to handle my cock like a boss. Oh, good grief. You cannot tell me we have not been in the hospital that you haven't also looked for black rings. No. Oh, fucking bullshit. I looked at asses. Okayes okay touche and there was one male nurse i was like oh i told you to go hit on him too i'd do that when we went to when we went to the big hospital up north yeah and i we're standing there waiting for the elevator and i'm like he's hot and i told you to go ahead and he was a surgeon yeah and probably odds are and then he comes in later like uh yeah hey you think you've had good knife play have knife play with a surgeon and see what happens really that's gonna be the shit now i'm telling you what i yeah i can't even here's what's really funny is i I know other nurses on the vanilla side of our life, anyways, that they say they don't know any swingers. I'm like, you might not know them. You go to work with about 95% of the people you work with are sucking somebody else's dick on the weekend. I guarantee it. I just want to go to one fucking hospital Christmas party. Oh, geez. Sweet mother of Christ. You know what? So you kick out the 10 people that are vanillas, and it'd be like a fucking hotel party. It'd be like a hotel takeover. We could have a hospital takeover. Oh, think about that. Well, think about this. Okay, just ponder if you will. Nurses, if you're listening right now, here's a great opportunity we you wouldn't have the cost of a hotel room we just fill the floors that are empty we can move some of the patients to other floors it'll be all good right all those rooms we'll have a little music because it's pretty soundproof because you can't hear stuff through the hospital floors so you got the dj you got that thumping you know we'll close the shades up there and fucking hey think about that for just a minute somebody right now is going that motherfucker is a genius you watch in a year from now we're going to be reading it won't be me but we're reading about the first fucking hospital swinger takeover and the top five floors were nothing but a giant fuckfest.
Speaker3:
Like you're ever going to have a hospital that has that many floors empty?
Speaker1:
You know what? Not with that attitude. It sure would be worth doing a little bit of looking and trying to figure out if quite possibly we could.
Speaker3:
They've been to a nurse's camping party.
Speaker1:
Holy shit. I think I've got a cut. Yeah. And if you get an injury, you're already so if you remember the sex injury we talked about last week if you break your penis you're surrounded by people that can help you oh i'm telling you what this would be the greatest thing ever god now i want to try to figure this out oh geez well then okay here's what we need okay anybody who wants to be investors there. If you want to invest your money, let's get investors who will buy a hotel. We'll buy a hospital. Get a bunch of people together and invest in a hospital. Yeah, there you go. Like a smaller community one that's just like four floors. That would be perfect, man. We're going to have ambulances rolling in there, the lights shit think about this for a minute think about the kind of party you could have you could have fucking you could have like like oxygen going to help people so you know when you get too drunk you have oxygen that will help sober you up seven of ox and we'll have people train professionals and know how to run the equipment x-ray tables you want to tell to tell me some of the positions you can be put on and some of those beds that fold in 75 different positions and the little squeezy things? I'm in. There you go. You're a goof. I'm in. Just saying. Things that go through that head of yours, I don't know. It's good. Sometimes it concerns me. So what are you saying we need it that means you know what the psych floor there we go because everybody everybody loves a fucking straight jacket halloween party on the psych floor i'm in oh my god okay we need to go we need to get the fuck off the air right now. So, again. Wow. All right. So, hey, real quick. I want to take and thank, again, our sponsors. If you need some slide in your glide, don't forget our good friends at Spunk Lube, www.spunklube.com. Make sure you put CASBA in the coupon code to get your 10% discount. And also, January 19th, come join us at Crazy Winter Nights, Hotel Formal, Hotel Takeover. It's going to be booze party, fun, nakedness.
Speaker3:
It's black tie optional.
Speaker1:
Black tie optional. We're going to have a live band. We're going to have a DJ.
Speaker2:
Both.
Speaker1:
We're going to have gift bags. You name it, we got it. So make sure you're there as well. Speed meet and greet. All right. And hey, if you like sure you're there as well. Speed, meet, and greet.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
Thank you. backslash store backslash crazy underscore casbah. Nope. Crazy underscore truth. What the fuck is it? Crazy slash dash. Crazy hyphen. You know what? Why don't we record these and just plug it in so I don't keep saying these all the time. Fucking hell. Buy some of our swag because I obviously need it for speech lessons. Anyways, doing it the only way we know how. It seems like I'm forgetting something else. I don't know. Probably are. Nobody cares anymore. Okay.
Speaker1:
Doing it the only way I know how and the only way I want to. Casbah style.
