Send us Fan MailThis week we are talking about Hygiene! You would think it is a given but it needs to be reviewed. NO one wants to play with sweaty cooter or balls. No one wants to make out with someone whose breath smells like a garbage dump. We go a step further, would you be willing to tell a playmate they have an issue? What can you do to be better prepared at a party. What are some sexy ways to counter the Hygiene. Being clean is important! Listen to the show I think you will be surprised at what we cover.Want to hear all our shows? Go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comkrazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at krazy.kasbh@gmail.comTwitter: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/ (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most. I'm Cole, and apparently I'm with the one that knows when I should quit talking, because I never know to quit talking. So I just babble on and on. But here's Miss Amanda to take over the show from here. Miss Amanda, would you like to say something? Come on, you can say anything you want, Miss Amanda. It's great, I'll quit talking for your promise. I swear to God, I'll be quiet, I'll be good. Speaker2: I'll be quiet, I'll be good. Speaker1: Some days you can be quiet as all get out and some days you just keep talking it's because i this weekend every weekend in october i have a total of like 14 weddings this month i know so during the weekends i'm supposed to be talking during the week it's During the week, it's just me and the dog. He doesn't talk back, so I just talk in my head. Yep. I said it. I'd talk out loud. Well, there's a lot of things I'd do that most people wouldn't think were normal. Anyways, that's not the topic of the show. So when we're together, I like to babble you to death. We're wild stylists. Yeah, no shit.'re wild studies. Okay. First, though, this is season three, episode, oh, fuck, 125, season three, 125. Something like that. No, it's not, we don't do things half-ass here, the crazy truth. We're dead spot on. Episode 125. So we want to give a big shout out to our sponsors. I sure wish I had something to make a noise, sound effect, that would make them go. What if they make things like that? Bitch. Anyways, altplayground.net. Hey, you know what? Be sexy. Be secure. That's what it's all about. Unlike other sites out there, APG takes the security of its members and your information very, very seriously. That's why they put softholds in place to avoid bots and fakes. Plus, unlike Zoom, their video chat on APG is incredibly secure, so you can be as naughty as you want to be with total peace of mind. So make sure you get signed up for altplayground.net today. Find us there we've got crazy truth crazy casbah join our community uh we're there all the cool kids are doing it peer pressure also don't forget our good friends at asn lifestyle magazine uh you know what reading makes you smart smart makes you sexy so be like three million swingers can't be wrong asn lifestyle magazine.com uh they've got new awards uh coming out and looks like we've been nominated again for some things so we'll want y'all to vote for those and also don't forget check out fullswapshop.com today get all the cool merchandise not only from our show but also uh from four of our other really good friends show front porch swingers kinky frame of mind the naked relationship and uh the swinging flamingos check them out today uh get your cool merchandise support the shows we appreciate it very much and here we are and i'm done talking for the night go amanda yeah not this is your show and now it's just fuck we'd sit here all night okay fine we'll go
Speaker2:
I don't know. this is your show and now it's just
Speaker1:
fuck we'd sit here all night okay fine we'll go have we ever played the quiet game I can outlast you I really can just out of fucking oh really seriously okay well we're going to do the show and we're going to talk to do the show because that's what we do we're a talkie We're hip, young motion pictures. They were talkies. Okay. Okay. Well, with that, kids, that was all fun. Okay, so I am excited for tonight's show because I got some shit to play devil's advocate with, and it's going to be fucking funny, but true and realistic. So Jasmine and Mike out of Atlanta, Georgia, sent us this question. We are brand-new swingers. We know about rules. We know about communication. We know about all those things. What's one of the most important things that we need to make sure we do before we go to our first party? They're going to their very first hotel takeover in October, Halloween. And so they want to know what they should know. And so I reach out to them like I do with everybody. They're super excited. What they want want to know what's the one thing they should do so they make sure they don't get a bad rap. They're going to get laid, and they're not going to get a bad rap at a party. So, I put out on one of our pages. For those of you that don't know, well, welcome to 2020. We do this in front of our live secret, secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah. Shh, don't tell the others. I like how we did that. Anyway, we didn't brag to that. Anyways, we'll email us. We'll sign you up. But we also have the page Swing Camp. So I put out there what was one of the biggest turnoffs for hooking up with somebody. Okay? Okay. And we get two primary get two primary answers continues to go through there was like 70 responses something and and of the responses well over half of them probably close to 80 of them had the the two things was hygiene and personality so now here's the thing i don't know jasmine and mike they seem like nice people you know why they seem like nice people because they listen to our show they listen to our show fuck yeah uh but i don't know them and here's the deal i personally is a huge thing to fucking try to change so i want to go because this is the real thing we haven't no one's been out a lot because of the virus down with the sickness so i want to talk about the whole hygiene thing now everybody right now listening oh god none of the podcast about hygiene you would think you wouldn't have to talk about this but you do because obviously as as the response is going All these people nasty experiences with nasty hygiene so let's talk about hygiene for just a fucking second yay okay first and foremost i don't want there to be confusion this is not a show on should I shave my pubes or not. Okay? This has nothing to do with, this has nothing to do, I'm just making, I don't, so I can see what I'm doing. This has nothing to do with shaved pubes because, look, you can have a fuzzy nutsack or a fuzzy cooter and still not have it smell bad right okay now let's so this is not this is not about that now let's put this out there though obviously that is one of the challenges if you so choose to have that sort of that if you you prefer that you need to be aware of the unique challenges that you will be faced with in those situations in terms of of of everything okay the reason we're talking about this is look you're going to go to halloween parties and granted I don't know. be faced with in those situations in terms of of everything okay the reason we're talking about this is look you're going to go to halloween parties and granted everybody goes we wear less well the reality is is that these outfits you get 200 people in a room and it's hot and sweaty everybody's dancing there's some booze there's booze sweats going on it's just hot shit gets a little ripe you know well it it does is that not a true case yes it is okay so since we're supposed to be adult and could handle this type of a conversation let's talk about fucking you know ass stew why do you have to phrase it that way oh my god well because that's what let's just let's just be honest and talk about it okay it is what it is only once have i had a dick no that's not true no shut up let me finish damn it okay have i had a dick that i went to go give him a blow job and it tasted like sweaty cooter. And that was somebody you had fucked before. Yes. I had a camp out and it wasn't that bad. And have you ever fucked them since? No. Did it totally turn you off completely? Yes. Okay, so here's the thing. Number one, yes, this is a very real topic. Okay, and new here's the deal your standard fucking purse bag sex sack whatever you want to call it sex sack i like that yeah we're gonna have this should have some sort of freshening up uh device in it it be wet wipes, whether it be a damp washcloth, something to freshen yourself up before fucking play starts. Because here's the reality of it. I don't care what the activities have been going on. There is nothing grosser or at gross as, I don't know, whatever, you know what I mean? There's nothing that will fucking will turn me off and and i'm not unusual in this than to have someone who has body odor that means you know what's the spots that stink kids remember your little kids your your pitch your ash your fucking junk okay body odor even if you've been dancing whatever it's not hot it's not sexy it's gross uh stinky fucking pussy and i'm sure for girls stinky balls or stinky pussy uh you know horrible breath you know there's there's certain rules of thumb in life that you just always do it's kind of like like when it comes to like your breath Never turn down when somebody offers you a breath mint. They're trying to be nice. Seriously, it's a great rule to have, right? Yep. So let's take the party scene. Well, sticking with the party theme to begin with, your bag should have something to, before play starts to be able to go in and freshen up real quick, hit those areas, the hot spots, probably a little thing of mints or maybe gum is a good thing to have in there. Something to kind of hit the breath, okay? There was only one time I was at an event where it was a lot of camping type stuff and there was no place to go. There was a port-a-potty, so there wasn't time to go into a tent to freshen up. So pretty much I just turned and went, it's sweaty, you don't want to taste it. Right, exactly. And he goes, it'll be fine. I'm like, I warned you. Right, at that point in time, that's a little different ballgame. But look, nobody likes a surprise fucking stink cake no i've had that nobody likes that and look here's the deal we all understand it's natural we sweat okay so since we all understand that this happens there's no reason why you shouldn't take the natural course of action to be prepared afterwards.
Speaker2:
This also goes if, look, these parties,
Speaker3:
a lot of people have the great fortune of playing with multiple people.
Speaker2:
Okay, so if you go and you, great news, you hook up with another couple, another person, whatever. It was awesome. Kick-ass.
Speaker1:
Maybe there's not time for a full-on shower.
Speaker2:
Okay, but you're going back to the party. You know what? Think this through for a minute. Here's the deal. I may be thrilled that my dick was in this really hot girl. And you may even think she's kind of hot. But I'll bet she doesn't taste hot five hours later. Yeah, it's that gross. Okay. But, well, I mean,'s the deal you know what when you get done clean up a little bit or for sure before you play with somebody else clean up that includes okay and some people are going well your dick shouldn't taste like pussy because you have a condom on it. Okay, rock on. But it tastes like rubber. I don't like the taste of that either. Exactly. If you use a condom, excellent. You know what? Nobody, look, here's what you need to do. Right now, everybody, when you're listening to this, pause this tape, go directly outside, go to your car, and just go, and lick the tire. Now, if when you lick that tire you're just like fuck that's so hot okay now you know what the girl feels like when you pull the fucking rubber off and you stick your dick in her mouth okay think it through for a little bit or if the condom has different lubes different shit like that on it it can have a different it has different has different tastes, supposedly. So the thing is, is, look, just understand,
Speaker4:
it's kind of like none of us... Can you imagine, okay, remember a long time ago we had gotten the condoms that were supposed to make you last longer, but what it did was it had a numbing thing that totally didn't work for you?
Speaker1:
Mm-hmm.
Speaker4:
Could you imagine if you were fucking the one girl and you'd taken it off and I had sucked your dick, my mouth would have gone numb?
Speaker1:
You'd been like Jar Jar Binks. My lips are numb. That'd be funny. I never thought about that. Why does this taste so minty? I can't remove my lips. I don't think it would have been minty, but it's a numbing thing. Can you imagine? Oh, God. I can't feel my tongue. Are you drunk? No, I don't know. My tongue just went up. It sounds stupid, but here's the other thing. Even if you're using a condom, juices splatter. Well, seriously, if you squirt, they go on your nutsack. They go all the rest of your part of your body. Clean your fucking clean your fucking self up that's fucking look you might like to walk on a normal case with a glazed midsection because you got fucking come all over because you got laid rock on but it doesn't mean the next person up likes glazed donuts and they might not want to lick that glaze same goes for giving somebody a kiss after they've eaten somebody out. Oh, exactly. Exactly. Look, okay. I'm going to let everybody in on a little secret. This make me a huge asshole. And I don't really fucking care. You know, when guys and a lot of guys right now, if you're honest, you can relate to this. When you were younger and you got a girl to give you a blow job, you did not want to give her a kiss right afterwards. I always stopped and bought a pop before i went making out with my girlfriend because she would suck my dick and she's like oh this is so her man but sure is have a drink bob swish it around wash it down okay the thing is is that again if you have if you have just done that whatever you did that a common courtesy. Other people don't want to taste your victory. What's a better, okay, here's a better way to put it. You know what? A lot of people like spaghetti, okay? Spaghetti tastes good, whatever. And a lot of people like different people's recipes of spaghetti. That's good, and that tastes good, okay? But you know what? Nobody wants to fucking eat the pre-chewed of leftover spaghetti it's only good fresh does that make sense what a fucked up analogy why why but it's a fucked up analogy well look if we were all birds you know what that'd be great regurgitate someone else some of the fucking you know regurgitate fucking pussy or whatever i'm but i'm not a bird i'll if i want it i'll go related to i'm glad you like italian food but i cannot stand the smell of garlic on somebody's breath so in turn replace garlic with pussy well and here's the other thing in a day and age where eating ass is a big thing, okay, we're not ass eaters. I mean, as a general rule, that's not something we do. Nothing against it, but here's the deal.
Speaker4:
You've done it.
Speaker1:
Just because, well, yeah. I also tried tit milk, so, you know, shut up. The thing is, just because you're into it doesn't mean that I want to fucking, you know, have a leftover fucking... I was going to say chunk of corn, but that's horrible.
Speaker2:
I don't want somebody's you know old ass taste oh don't look no judgment leave the ass comments okay anyways just saying the thing is it's a common courtesy thing okay trust me you want to get laid it will it will go a long way that it will go a long way to take do a little taking care of yourself okay yeah that's party scenes but let i want to talk about for a second just like regular hookup because here's here's the reality of this are we going back to their their question? Yeah, we've never fucking left their question. This is true.
Speaker1:
Okay, we're going back to this whole thing, though. Hygiene is not just at a party setting, okay?
Speaker2:
Obviously, it's almost stupid.
Speaker1:
You would almost think this is the dumbest thing that we would even have to have a show to say. If you're getting ready to go out on a play date, be clean.
Speaker2:
I'll see you next time. stupid you would almost think this is the dumbest thing that we would even have to have a show to say if you're getting ready to go out on a play date be clean right you would think that that's such a no-brainer that that you wouldn't you wouldn't even have to say anything about that well in in a realistic standpoint of being a female you get to a place uses cheap-ass toilet paper, it is going to leave toilet paper lint on your cooter. Yes. It does, unless you just pat. Right. Then you probably don't have a problem. Right. I always go in before playing going, oh, gotta clean it. Right. Look, it's, a lot of these things are are they're all things that affect all of us we're human shit happens okay right but you know what we're human and we're human it is not attractive to fuck a girl from behind and and she has toilet paper left on her butt or on her cooter just like i'm sure it's completely not attractive the same thing to see that on a guy okay you know uh it's just it's just not doesn't mean that people are dirty scummy people no but we all get we get caught up in the moment and people don't double check that's exactly it double check you wouldn't think that we would have to say it's getting ready to go out, but this is the adult, this is the truth part of this whole thing. Folks, some of the people, look, and I've seen this question posted other places and there's people that I've known through the lifestyle through the years that have talked about push of the need for hygiene, which are 100% correct. And yet there are also some of the people that have talked about push uh of the need for hygiene which are 100% correct and yet they're also some of the people that have just naturally a uh an unpleasant everybody has their own and I'm not trying to be gross I'm not trying to be gross or crude or rude everybody has their own flavor flavor or scent or whatever okay okay? And part of this is being mature enough to sniff yourself a little bit and not just be like, well, you know, my shit smells like roses. No, it doesn't, okay? So be smart enough and understand that maybe you have – check yourself a little bit. I don't know how to say it, again, without trying to be rude for some people. But look, and it's not just women. You know, obviously, there's been many times in 28 years of being together, you'll be like, wow, I can smell myself.
Speaker1:
What the hell?
Speaker2:
Hormones, it does. Yeah, you're not being gross.
Speaker1:
You're not an unclean person. But you acknowledge it. And here thing is i go clean it up you go exactly and you're very conscious of if if something like that's going on during a time when it looks like we're supposed to have a play date whatever and it literally is something that can be taken care of by just cleaning up right before that starts you're on it or there's been times it hasn't we've rescheduled it's being honest and understanding and going okay hey wait a minute this i've worn ahead of time i have not been clean i did not clean up right right yeah well people don't care no the thing is i think the bigger thing with a lot of people talk about it is is it's amazing how many people will not do anything to get ready for a play date simple hygiene again brushing your teeth a little bit of mouthwash you know a shower before you come all that kind of shit you know clean clothes clean socks clean underwear all that crap is is mix match socks mix match socks are as long as they're clean i do those uh but but well okay i'll give you an example with me i wear cowboy boots okay and so when my cowboy boots get older like if they start to break down and just happens all right cowboy boots as they wear out all of a sudden they will really hold my feet sweat and you know what that's a gentle way to put it well here's the reality of it you know what you can i can take my boots off in yeah there'll be times i can't have my cowboy boots in our bedroom no because i smelly feet well you know what i'm conscious of that so if we have a play date i usually always own two or three pairs of cowboy boots and if we have a play date, I usually always own two or three pairs of cowboy boots. And if we have a play date, you know what I always do? I make sure that I wear the cowboy boots to that event that do not, that are, they're new, they don't, there's no smell, there's no anything because I don't want to gross anybody out. Leah just just put and she's exactly right a piece of gum goes a long way you're damn right it does a piece of gum goes a long way whether your rule is kissing or not kissing bad breath to talk oh yeah bad breath is think about think about this for just a minute. if someone's breath smells horrendous and you don't know them very well you don't know the type of people are you haven't got a chance to know them to know that they're good people anything else but their breath smells horribly what is your first thought going to be about their their junk guy or girl oh i don't relate it but that's just me i'm different well no but you don't necessarily relate it but it's going to be a hard sell to get you past that right so it's one of those things where it's like uh okay you you've got it you have to think about that stuff i'm notorious for not thinking about like onions like if we go out to eat if we're gonna go to an event miss amanda will be the first one to go uh make sure you get that without onions uh shit okay now i'm gonna hit i'm gonna hit another subject it's like kind of a weird one and i have to be careful i hit this part of it okay because i don't want to sound like a hypocrite okay okay because i saw this a lot smokers so wow mr ashtray here's here's the real well here's the reality of it i smoked i was a heavy smoker for 30 years right i mean i was i was a a minimum of a pack and a half, two-pack smoker a day. If we were out drinking, partying, I could easily hammer down three packs without even thinking about it. Okay, smokers. I want to put this out to you. I'm not judging because I'm officially, as of this recording right now, I'm eight months smoke free. Okay. I am not judging. I'm not going to be one of those preachy motherfucker. Uh, you know, one of those preachy fucking ass clowns is like, now that I don't smoke, every smoker is bad. No. Cause if we could just have one, we would. Yeah. No shit. No shit. All I'm going to say though, is this, if you are a smoker i know as a smoker you don know as a smoker, you don't smell it.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
Or you definitely, maybe a little bit, you don't smell it. You don't smell it on your breath. You don't smell it on your clothes. You don't smell it on your car. Wherever you smell it, you just don't. It is what it is, okay? Acknowledge that, okay? Just know, trust me, everything smells like smoke. Okay. And everything smells like, and I hate to say this again, I'm not judging because I've been there. I know how much it hurt me in car sales for years and years, but it, it smells like stale smoke because smoke stays on you forever and a day. Okay. So if you're going to play and you're a smoker, you need to be conscious of that. And let me tell you the little things that I learned. And this is partially through car sales that I learned this. Number one, that stick of gum, again, goes a long fucking way. A piece of gum or a mint after you have a cigarette goes a long way. Wash your fucking hands. Because the cigarette smoke, look, let's face it, I used to have fucking, on two fingers, both sides were fucking stained. Nicotine stained because that's the fingers I smoked with. And when you go to, you're in the middle of fucking and having sex. Whether maybe you do something like you're up around you touch the neck or you even touch a girl's for a guy to the girl's boobs or or bring your hands on her hair or anything that's right that's right by her nose or as a guy vice versa washing your hands goes a long way so it's just not overpowering and then the other thing is just if you can and this is something I didn't do a good job of and I wish now I had, is at events trying to cut back on how many cigarettes you had at events. And again, I'm not... Going out and drinking though I smoked more. Yeah, and we're not throwing stones. I don't want anybody to think we're throwing stones. Do you know yesterday, totally, it it's not off subject but it's kind of on
Speaker4:
subject i went to go get a sweater out because i thought it was going to be cold because it was and i pulled it out and i went oh that smells like smoke i think i'll stick it in the wall
Speaker1:
yeah we're still we're still going through uh yeah we're we're still we're still going through that yeah i mean it it's i'll see anna says you can taste the smoke on the on the dick when you're stuck in it i i it doesn't it doesn't surprise me no and and smokers you guys we have you just have to acknowledge because look when you quit smoking the reason you gain weight is you as your tongue comes back shit doesn't taste anything like you remembered it tastes totally different as as it clears up the the thing is is the other thing with smokers you have to understand if you're a smoker there are some people that it is a huge turnoff for some people they have allergies to it so there are going to be some people that aren't going to play with you if you're a smoker again for those of you if you're a non-smoker don't be a dick to all the smokers okay if it's not your thing it's not your thing but uh i equate smoke and i equate all this shit falls under hygiene to me if you don't think so even as a smoker i had a guy come up to me at a bar and said he just had to give me a kiss and just told you i didn't know it was coming he snagged me and kissed me and i'm like oh my god he tasted like an ashtray yeah and and i smoked and you smoked and married to somebody that was a heavy smoker yeah and i'm just like oh hey well and and here's the thing look it's all this stuff uh if you if you chew guys or girl if you dip yeah you know what i'm sorry uh it it look it does leave a taste in the mouth it does it it it does you're gonna have some people that aren't gonna be okay with that i'm not okay with it seeing somebody whip a dip out and throw it out and then go to start to play is not a turn on for a lot of people. Okay. Again, and I know that people are going, well, how is that hygiene? It's the perception of cleanliness is what it is. Okay. I'm going to throw this out here and this is going to ruffle some feathers probably. Okay. Okay. Cologne and perfume. Let me help you out with this if you stink and you fucking dip yourself in a vat of cologne or perfume let's say it's evergreen now you smell like a now you smell like a smelly forest it's like a smoker if you if you spray yourself with evergreen you smell like a forest fire. That's how this works, okay? I don't know about a forest fire, I'm sure we'll go with that. The thing is, is that, remember people, again, hygiene is kind of about sensitivities. So remember people's sensitivities a little bit if you're just doused in cologne, okay? Look, little boys, when they're in high school and they get a hold of dad's cologne or they get their first bottle of cologne douse themselves in that shit okay some people might be allergic to it well and some people think that the kind you use smells like ass and would rather throw up there was the one time you were using whatever cologne it was something that your mom got yeah and we go to have sex i'm like oh some i can't breathe why can't i breathe yeah and it was your cologne yeah my mom loved that smell you did not and guess which way what we don't use anymore well and and the thing is is that here's the deal now i'm somebody that's turned on by scent okay so that's like i don't Would that be a k kink kind of maybe pretty much okay so when i find a perfume that i like okay which which you have a type that fucking i love and there's been a couple other girls i've had certain ones that i really really love that turns me turns me on, and I can smell it. You can do just a dab will do you, and I'm on that shit like a vampire in blood. I'm just like, bam. And trust me, you can even tell if you never met me before, there are certain girls you can tell if I really like their scent because they're really good friends of ours, and you see us out like dancing and I'm like, I'm sniffing away. I'm like a dog going up and down their neck. Yeah, I'm into it. Okay. But if you just bomb yourself with anything, anything, too much of anything is not a good thing. And like Anna just put, yeah, spray look little boys hose themselves in cologne and an axe body spray okay little girls douse themselves in perfume adults i have a co-worker that does oh god you know he's coming a mile away adults men and women know how to maturely put on cologne or perfume if you have questions if you're doing it right have a friend have a roommate have somebody come over and help you teach you how to do it correctly because there is nothing sexy about a club look think back to charlie brown and pig pen okay that's gross if that cloud is perfume or fucking body spray or whatever, that's just as fucking gross.
Speaker3:
It is.
Speaker1:
We're right at halfway point, I do believe.
Speaker2:
We are. Look at that.
Speaker1:
I used my clock.
Speaker4:
It's a little over.
Speaker1:
Okay, so we're going to take a real quick message, a real quick break. Hold on one second.
Speaker2:
Oh, my God.
Speaker1:
It's from soap.
Speaker4:
Please don't.
Speaker1:
Wouldn't it be funny if our soap sponsor was fucking like Zest or something? That fucking like zest or something that'd be funny okay I'll be right back hey everybody we're so glad you've tuned in to the crazy truth and we hope you tune in each and every week we want you to know more about us and we're excited to share our backstory and a little bit about what we do and what we're all about you're going well how can i find out more go to crazy casbah.com that's k-r-a-z-y-k-a-s-b-h.com and check it out read how we met learn about our events visit our store and so much more sign up for our newsletter we want to stay touch with you. We can't wait to party with each and every one of you. But you know what? We wish we could come door-to-door and meet y'all, but the best we can do is a website. So visit Crazy Kazba today. Again, www-B-H, dot com, today. All right, we're back. What was that look for? Nothing. Bullshit. You're a horrible liar. Okay, so back on it. All right, absolutely. Yeah, brathium air fresher is not to be used as body spray. Excellent. That is very much so. And also, perfume clone does not always smell the same on everybody. That is exactly correct. That is exactly right. So, you know what? The thing is, is that you can take and... You might have to read that out loud. Hold it. Try some samples out. Listen to your spouse, your significant other, and see what smells good. What am I doing? What's going on? Read Anna's out loud. Okay. So fun fact, the clock is advertised as for use with people with Alzheimer's. Figured you couldn't fuck up the time with that. All right. for those of you that don't know, Anna and Masperina got me a very cool, very large face clock so that I would quit fucking up when we were out on break. And awesome. See, there you go. So maybe I don't know. Oh, that's funny. Okay, so I did miss the comment up there about if you're going to chew gum to not smack it and chew it like a pig oh that's yes and know how to my only thing about the question reaching out is that they intend on playing the first hotel takeover they might go in a little bit more prepared of it's probably not going to happen but be happy when it does well but here's the thing you know what i'm in the thing of in 2020 we have to think positive people have to think positive look you know we just started our healthy casbah page and and part of that's to help us get fit and help other people get fit. Yeah. But it's also to help stop the mental fucking masturbation that is this time of year.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
And with 2020. So, you know what? I'm excited for them.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
They need to have their heads up about them a little bit. But, you know, God love them. Let them go and get shot down all on their own. Let's not ruin that for them.
Speaker4:
Oh, my gosh. How mean.
Speaker1:
They're not going to get shot down.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
They didn't send me pictures. I don't know. They didn't send me pictures. I don't know. Well, I don't know what to say. I don't know. Look, I know this. There's somebody for everybody. If you don't smell like fucking garbage dump, then your chances of getting laid just went up. You're fresh meat. And if you don't stink, you probably got a pretty decent shot of getting laid there you go i'm just saying okay so but now here's the question i want to put i want to pose it to you and the people on our page and people listening oh good lord now think about it we talk about we bullshit this okay the great the great american swinger lie honesty is the best policy okay yesesty is the best policy. Absolutely. So I want to know if you have someone that is a very nice person, you think they're a very nice person, but they have either the horrible body odor, the horrible sweaty cooter, sweaty nuts, whatever. do you tell them do you tell them do you do you be honest with them and say hey look i'm not interested in playing with you because of your body odor or because of this that or other or do you or do you do take and just oh i'm just not interested and and come up with other reasons because there's the fucking question if I'm not turned on by him or have no interest in playing with him I'd probably just nicely just say we weren't interested I don't want to hurt people's feelings okay no and I get that so but but you say that and I'm not replying you because we're all just as guilty of this. Here's the deal. I don't want to hurt people's feelings either. You and I would no more fucking, we've had the chance to do it. We never have. We've never, have you ever seriously? And I'm not ripping on it because this is such a because this is where that really touchy subject comes in of when you take and pull somebody aside and say that to them, you got a wider range of how that may be, how people may respond to that.
Speaker2:
Okay. Example. Okay.
Speaker4:
There was, we used to travel.
Speaker2:
Yes, we did.
Speaker4:
To one city to go to parties.
Speaker2:
Yes, we did.
Speaker1:
I'll see you next time. that may be how people may respond to that okay example okay there was we used to travel yes we did to one city to go to parties yes we did there was a time i played with this one girl there was a couple of different times the first time i'm like oh she's got sweaty cooter but i went ahead and played and didn't acknowledge or anything else then the second time we were at the part at a different party and the chance to play with her again and i did and it was the exact same thing and then after that i just wouldn't play with her again right and and i i think that's what a lot of us do i mean it's a challenge because here's the thing in a perfect world, I wish, I would love to be able to fucking make podcaster history right now, okay? This is the difference between us and the rest of the fucktards is that, okay, I'm going to be honest and say, as much as I wish I had guts enough to walk up to somebody and go, hey, man, can I talk to you for a second? I don't, you over here hey i don't mean to be rude i don't mean to be disrespectful but man i'm sorry you know you you have really bad bl i'm sorry it's a huge turnoff i i we've come in contact with that we couldn't do it we couldn't do it and the thing is is the in a perfect world you know look if if you knew that the person was going to go oh my god thank you so much it'd be one thing yeah but we don't you don't know how they're going to respond now look having been in sales long enough i will tell you this with this if somebody's going to go why i'm going to do this in the car business when somebody comes back and they really want a car and it's going to be a 500 a month payment but they can't afford that and you tell them that's what it is they get embarrassed and they will leave and never come back even though you were just being honest with them they will never come back because they were embarrassed i have a feeling it's it look you have to understand it's the same type of a of a situation here there was a uh a lady that a couple they were very nice she was very interested in playing with me but one thing i talked about every time after every party was oh my god she her deodorant whatever type of deodorant she was using she was not a dirty person or anything but at the by the end of the night whatever deodorant she was using it had given up out coming out on her and you know what i didn't do but we felt it was her husband her husband should have said something right right we felt like because we will say that to each other right i mean you've said it to me you're like good god your breath reeks you know or you or you you have said oh my god i can i can smell you you know and and vice versa so it's one thing to say to a spouse i guess the thing is is it's something if you're close enough i would like to think if i was close enough friends with somebody i could do that now let me throw this out here and i really want feedback because right now i've got we're getting people there uh that have told people have told people we've got people that they it's they went over it a thousand times their head and couldn't bring themselves to do it uh here's something uh okay now there's a good idea leanne said uh entice them to share a shower okay that can be a hot way that okay yeah that's a good idea that's a great idea you know find a especially at the party setting find a really sexy way it's like when i have trouble putting on condoms and it is what it is but if a girl puts it on for me there's no issue okay so that's a great idea look if if it's hot and everybody's hot and sweaty you know what then uh somebody take and uh offer to take a shower okay l stop it we just had a hundred page but okay can someone please come smell me and make sure my deodorant and toothpaste is working painting you i got pretty up close and personal and i didn't think you smelled at all but you know what there's nothing wrong with error on the side of caution this is very true but that's a that's a great way do something something hot i think that if at a party setting if you're willing to say hey i need to take a second to go freshen up that kind of gives other people the opportunity to do it too right and some people will go hey you know i'm going to follow that lead you know they didn't have to bring it up um let me ask you this and you tell me what you would think of this you know if you go to a public swimming pool right it's or water park it's supposed to be you're supposed to be required to take a shower before you get in the pool right so what would you think if you went to a house party and i mean this obviously wouldn't work at a hotel takeover, so to speak, but at a house party, and it was required, hey, you know, as you're coming through the door, everybody's taking showers first, and then you can get back dressed again, but you can, but everybody's getting. I wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it? No, because I spend a lot of fucking time doing my makeup and my hair.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker4:
And my hair will look like a drowned fucking rat if I were to take a shower.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker4:
If somebody has a hot tub, unless everybody's getting that hot tub and it's later in the evening, that's the only time I'll get into it. Other than that, you know, did I straighten my hair? Now it's going to frizz. You know?
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I don't spend all this time getting ready to go to a party to have to start all over and wash everything off okay so that's just me though i wouldn't do it okay okay so so if you walked in all of a sudden they hit you without a party you'd leave um if they surprised you damn near what if they told you ahead of time and said, hey, you know, if it was somebody you knew, could you do it where, hey, you have, you know, I'm going to take in, we're going to have everybody get ready over here. Get ready, I can do, because. Again, trying to make it a. Sadly sadly enough my makeup is my my security blanket okay no that's because i have red splotchy skin and you know marks on my face they're not really marks but you know what i mean right right different color patches on my skin so i'm paranoid about it that i look like shit right right you don't and and you don't ever leave no you don't look like shit you don't ever leave the house without makeup at all no okay so so somebody else agrees with you also there so but my thing could you again trying to find what i'm trying to do is offer up maybe some ways to make it a sexy fun thing like hey all the girls are going to get ready over here for the party Come early and all the girls are going to come over here and get ready. Or have it a sexy fun thing like hey all the girls are gonna get ready over here for the party come early and all the girls are gonna come over here and get ready or have it a um um i don't know i'm gonna spitball in here spit uh you know have it a shaving party i can see a pampering party or well but i mean but i mean some way like this way if you process being, if you had somebody, especially someone that you wanted them to be able to play, but had maybe had issues with something like that, a way to, a way to. No, I understand the point behind it. I mean, I'm just trying to, how could you, how could we, unless as we as a group. Of the house parties you went to went to did anybody just reek i mean we don't get invited to enough shit no but think back when we first started i don't remember anybody i just go oh my god that was no but there was i had i had at one of our parties uh someone that i played with i wished i would have said hey let's go take a shower first. I was fine. The other person was not. And it completely turned me off and killed the fucking mood. And I wish I'd have thought of, hey, let's do something sexy and take a shower together. That's true. You know, I mean. Well, you just have to take that into consideration for women, though. It's just hard. I mean, I don't know. You would like to. Look, I know of an event that happened that had a very high dollar event. High, high dollar event. Okay, for very exclusive, okay, millionaires and plus type folks. They had to continuously send, and everything they sent out with them, they had to remind them that it wasn't a jeans not to wear jeans now you would go why would they do that because the price would be high end for most of us but for them it wasn't and you had to tell them how to dress appropriately i don't know if you could get away with sending out uh hey look we're having a house party by the way a couple things that we ask i mean granted it's the new world so we're all having to ask different questions now about events have you been sick blah but can you send them out saying hey we're having this house party we'd like you to attend a couple of rules please bring a snack for everybody to share please bring protection if you're using it please bring your own toys please make sure you are showered and cleaned before you show up can you put that out there i mean to me part of me goes well fuck yeah it's your party but i mean to a degree if you're having a party like that yeah i think you can i mean you're gonna understand though that great people aren't gonna necessarily take a shower with just because you told them to they go well i just took one this morning i should be just fine right right but i mean you would i mean you might get some blowback from that it's common sense and you would think that people would do it well but yeah you would you would think but people but people don't right i mean in that and and that there lies the challenge i mean the reason look i hate doing shows on this kind of shit i really do know. Okay, see now, Anna has a good point there. She has teenagers, multiple hygiene talks. Yep, I remember they get it, why can't adults, which is true. Yeah. So, yes, I don't think necessarily some adults don't get it. I think that they don't know that they do. Yeah, I think they're in denial. Yeah, and I like, my life is kind of what jobs can put requirements. You have to be clean and have clean clothes and stuff. I think that's one of my things with going back a little bit to the people with different scents, okay? Because some people, it's not, they're clean. They shower. But you have to be willing to acknowledge the fact that, you know what, you have a different scent, and it's one that can be offensive, and so you have to take, you know, appropriate. They make, like for women, they make vaginal cleaners and deodorizers and shit like that. Right, and here's the sad thing, and it's kind of funny because I'll point it out. How it tastes, I don't know. Well, and Elle kind of pointed out, and we laugh about it, but okay, now I'm paranoid. And we're not doing this show to make people paranoid, but I truly believe I'm a sniffer sniffer of myself. I am. Okay. No. I'm a sniffer of myself. I'm like, I'm checking my pits a couple of times. I mean, doing weddings and stuff. I'm very conscious of like, how does my breath smell? How do you know? I'm sniffing my pits, making sure, you know, is that my ass I smell if it's super hot? Cause'm a big guy so you know i don't want to have swamp ass going i'm a sniffer and and i don't of myself and i'm very because i'm a big guy okay and and this is just a harsh reality for those of you that are thinner people you won't understand this there is a stereotype that goes with big people okay and and that that when you're a big person that you can't that you're dirty look they've done studies on this to prove this that if you take a dude that is ripped super cut put him in a three thousand dollar suit and he's a fucking moron and he drives a corvette pulls up to sell something he has no idea what he's talking about you put this guy and you put a guy that's like me you know a dude that's overweight in a sloppy sloppy looking clothes and and because clothes don't fit as good when you're a fat guy and kind of a beater car who knows his shit inside and out and they both walk in and make a presentation the beautiful person sells more shit than the the guy that knows because there's a stereotype with it so there's that stereotype of that as as big people that were not as clean okay which is not fucking true but because of that look i am goddamn aware of whether or not i got pit stains happening because i am six foot and now i'm down to 281 six foot 281 pounds and you know what i wear black for a reason because it's thinning and i feel better but you damn well better believe i always know if i have pit stains and i have a backup in the fucking car and where i wear a suit coat i wear a black suit coat because it hides if i sweat through you know except when it dries and it turns white yeah except when it dry yeah except the next day but how paranoid am i i'll say this shit i don't care you know what i'm the type of guy that i have certain pairs of underwear that i wear when we go out and it's always dark underwear because again i don't want anything that will look i sweat it is what it is i don't want anything to look look nasty so you know all that kind of stuff as a big guy and as well if you're bigger you have to be conscious of that stuff now i'm the complete opposite well no you're very clean you're you're conscious no that's not what I'm saying, dipshit. Okay. I'm the opposite. For, what am I, 49? So for 43 years, I didn't sweat. No, you didn't. You didn't sweat. No, if I got too hot, I'd pass out. But I didn't sweat. That's right. It wasn't until I had a hysterectomy that I started to mildly sweat. And that grossed you the fuck yeah it did I was like but you're that way even when you have sex with people like like you're not one that because if we're fucking and we're going good and I'll and it's hot and we're going and I'm fucking hammering you and I'll start sweating I will get the sweat running off my nose I mean i'm and and i've had i've been with girls that fucking the more i'm sweating the more they're getting off on it they're loving it you even with us being together all these years like if sweat drips on you that you're like you sound like a cat with a hairball not quite but i'm just like oh like i'm conscious of if i start sweating like if i feel a sweat coming off my nose to move off to the side yeah so that it doesn't drip on you because sweat has always been it hasn't been a part of your life no but once you started to sweat you were it was well and when you started running when it finally when you had your hysterectomy started, you were very conscious of it. Yeah, I still am. And I mean... Well, I haven't done anything, of course. To me, I think it serves you well to be, again, err on the side of caution. you know look we have taken, we have taken fucking wet, a wet handkerchief, not handkerchief, fucking washcloth and had it in a Ziploc bag so that we, so we had it ready just in case. And we, and we still do. I mean, it's just, it's the whole thing. There's a bar of soap in there. There's a, that's just, that's just part of it. Well, in her eyes either uh but i mean that it's just these are the things look again i'm a big believer that we can all do a lot of this if by leading by example. I think that if more people carried their sex sack with them that had those things and made the said, hey, I'm going to go. I'm going to go freshen up. I've got extras if everybody else wants some. That will go a long ways as to helping other people. And I do think, look, if you are good enough friends with people, I think you have that conversation. I still like Leanne's thing. I think that idea was awesome. Of the, you know, get creative. Hey, let's take a shower together.
Speaker4:
I think about the wine guy that she's like, well, let's play around shower together or hey let me think about the wine
Speaker1:
girl that she's like well let's play around and then we ended up in the shower and i'm like going great was she trying to tell me something well you know what the thing was is you you we didn't know them real well and it it it prevented it was a way to to get it there without before ever having to find out the hard way is what it was. And it was hot. So I think that is a kick-ass idea. And I don't know. I think maybe, you know what? I want to get people's feedback. I would love to hear people's feedback as you're listening. What ideas would you have? And we'll talk'll talk about in another show what ideas we hear back from people on for house parties whether it be a pamper party to lead up to it maybe a shaving party you know to help each other i don't i don't know fucking tupperware party i don't fucking know whatever some type of event let's have some tupperware parties and then uh you know get naked so we'll make sure yourers are clean uh you know but i mean or something because guys aren't gonna give a shit if you said hey you got a shower to fuck guys would be like fighting to get in the shower it'll be like it's a group hug in the shower i mean we'd all be like fuck yeah we're all piling in there we're clean let's go so you know but send us your feedback send us emails crazy k-r-a-z-y dot cas K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. We'd love to hear some ideas of what other people suggest. You might as well keep going when you're closing. Really? Are we there? Yup. Holy fuck. All right. Well, with that, again, let's give another shout-out to our sponsors, www.altplayground.net. Be sexy. Be secure. Take advantage of all of all their features like their video their video chat is more secure than zoom uh their security your security is their number one priority so you can be sexy and fun without having to worry about it also don't forget uh intelligent swingers are sexy swingers so sign up today and subscribe to asnlifestylemagazine.com three million million horny swingers can't be wrong. And don't forget to go to FullSwapShop. That's right, FullSwapShop.com today. Check out everything that's on there. Support your favorite shows. We appreciate it. Also, remember, Miss Amanda does have a OnlyFans. Yeah, you said it right. I'm so proud of you. It is a, what is you're Ms. Ms. Amanda Kasbah K-S-B-H so make sure you check that out subscribe to that day don't forget she's gonna fuck the big white dildo and we'll get 100 subscribers to that anyways and you can find us on Pornhub also you can find us on where's that one place, that'd be www.youtube.com backslash Kazba. Uh, Pornhub is a Pornhub.com backslash models backslash Kazba. You can find, follow us on Twitter at truth crazy. Don't forget to check them. I got a new show coming out every Sunday comes out. My rant. I got a new rant coming out. So make sure you check out Kazba's rant. I'm the only one on it. Just me raving and uh yeah did i get everything is all the stuff we do i think so they're redesigning on our website so but visit our website visit crazy casbah.com i'm on twitter if you want that's right she's on twitter i started a dirty one i got rid of well i didn't get rid of i started a second one for being you know casbah dirty girl it's girl. It's Ms. Amanda Casbah.
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There you go.
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I'm keeping it.
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