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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I i'm cole and i don't know why i'm even fucking here and i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly technology challenged but not as much as me miss amanda i was gonna say you better watch you talk tonight as god is my witness if your mouth isn't dick sucking that fucking microphone i swear to god i'm taping you to it because i've listened to the last show and you're like fading in now here we come around the bend i'm just like holy shit you've got to talk in the microphone you can do whatever you want at your show what's your logo oh look at it go just because you're I'm ready to get back to work tomorrow. I don't want to hear it. Speaker2: Yes. Speaker3: Yes, I am. Can you hear me? Speaker1: You are. Oh, look at it go Just because you're ready to get back to work tomorrow I don't want to hear it Yes, yes I am, can you hear me? You were smoking meat You were playing with meat all day So of course you're ready for work tomorrow Yeah, I smoked meat on the smoker for you Okay, let's just stop Right fucking there What? You smoked meat on the smoker Because it's fun for you to fuck with the smoker. Yeah, okay, because here's the deal. Let's not fucking go off on this fucking other. That's like saying, I mowed the yard today. Oh, I mowed it for you. No, I didn't. I mowed the fucking yard because it had to be mowed, and that i want you then why did you want acknowledgement because it's not somebody give notices when the fucking grass isn't tickling your ass yeah but it's so when the grass isn't tickling your ass in the hammock look if your boyfriend would come over and mow the fucking yard like he's supposed to he's younger i said if you're gonna fuck somebody younger they had to mow the yard No one has come over and mow the fucking yard like he's supposed to. He's younger. I said if you were going to fuck somebody younger, they had to mow the yard. No one has come over and mowed the yard yet. You're just trying to fucking cause me to die. I get it. It won't happen with mowing, but shoveling snow, that's a totally different ballgame. You can get some hot cocoa from your milf. Ms. Amanda made cookies for you. Go dig in the cookie jar. And what did you ask our youngest son today? This shows how out of date we are. I don't remember. W.A.P. That's so awesome. I kept seeing it lately everywhere. And I'm like, what the hell does it mean mean and it's sad when your kid turns around he goes wet ass pussy i'm like actually you want to know what's sad and and i have no i i have to it is what it is i had to look it up because i didn't know either i was like i was like fuck what the fuck is it like seeing it I've been seeing it in memes and shit, and I'm like, I don't know what that is. I'm like, WAP? WAP? What's WAP? So I had to look it up. I'm like, oh, fuck. Well, I'll be damned. No wonder it's all on the Swingers pages. It's not just a random thing. It actually means something that we might give to you. So now I can make a smart-ass comment for menopause. Hey, you know what? How far along are we into the show? Why, the show why just how long how long are we into the show fucking four minutes not too late okay hey real quick welcome to this is season three episode 123 fuck you know who needs a handy dandy notebook you i do uh anyways uh season three episode 123 let's give a huge-out to our sponsors. I hope they listen longer than the intro. Again, remember, we talked about it last week, but a reminder, altplayground.net. Love Voodoo. They are a part of the show. That is literally thousands upon thousands of more swingers and all their information. That is more sex for you to have for you to meet uh you know the whole nine yards so get excited if you're not a part of altplayground.net why the fuck not we're on there find us find our podcast find our our community get on there today altplayground.net also don't forget our very good friends uh love them to death. You can see our ad in their magazine every week. 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You like our show, you're listening to it so you must i had to look smarter okay you say you must uh you probably like the front porch swingers uh kinky frame of mind the naked relationship and swinging flamingos uh just to name a few so if you do you need to visit uh full swap shop.com today don't wait get all your really cool merchandise for all those shows today hey welcome to the show jesus fuck i'm here with the lovely librarian miss amanda that's what made me look smart and sexy so my comment was i didn't look smart and wait a minute this was not said by me no okay because i think you look smart and sexy all the time so i'm not a jackass i'm telling the truth man your glasses just added another level another level of deepness that is just you
Speaker3:
know um what it is is my eyes haven't wanted to focus all day i've been wearing them all day
Speaker2:
Thank you. of deepness that is just, you know, um, what it is, is my eyes haven't wanted to focus
Speaker3:
all day.
Speaker1:
I'm like, she's been licking toads all day long. It's been horrible. She's just like, lick.
Speaker2:
Uh, okay.
Speaker1:
So here's the, uh, here's the thing. I got, I got questions, man. I got questions. Oh, I don't have questions. I mean, I don't have questions like myself. Like, who am I? Why do we exist now? Good, because I don't want to explain that shit. Did you slobber on it? No, it's got like dog fuzzies on it. It looks like I'm jacking off the microphone. Oh, by the way, for those of you that are just listening, why? You should be on our secret, secret Facebook group, Crazy Kazma. Shh. don't tell the others uh and you can be watching this or you you can uh watch us on our youtube channel anywho so we've got some questions got some really good questions and uh you had no come in the eyes shit okay well here miss librarian no fuck i should put glasses back on to read it. No, fuck. Okay, so our question. Now, here's what's funny. I didn't ask permission to use names, so we're going to leave out the names to protect the innocent. Okay. They're hopefully listening right now, actually, if they want to tune in live. Okay. Hey, hope all of you are having a great day. We have a question. question any help would be great the missus was playing with a single guy and she has now played with him twice the first time took him over two and a half hours to come and the second uh and the second time he had issues keeping it hard and finally finished after two hours she only likes to play for about an hour but didn't want to leave this guy disappointed. She enjoys being with him, as it's someone she has been interested in for quite some time, and he has the biggest cock she's ever had. When it stays hard, usually only five minutes at a time, she's becoming very frustrated with the situation and is looking for advice before she just ends up with this guy. So, their questions are this. One, is it rude to say she only wants to go for an hour? And two, we understand nerves and different things can give issues with being able to keep it hard, but is there anything she can say or do? She has tried asking him what he enjoys, and he just says he doesn't know as he isn't very experienced. Also, his cock is 12 inches long. Does that make it harder to keep it hard? uh and finally this is a guy we've known for about five years so the conversation between all three of us is very open but we also don't want to offend thanks for your help with this that's a lot of questions right there it is it is now but i mean okay so this is some so how do we want to how do we want to do this how do we want to approach this let's take them right in order shall we let's clarify okay because i was drilling you asking for questions you were drilling me got on top i just wanted a blow job when he when he was playing with her he could each time he could only keep it hard for five minutes at
Speaker3:
a time, and then it would go soft.
Speaker1:
No, it sounds like this, no, the second time, the first time he just fucked her for like
Speaker2:
two hours.
Speaker1:
The second time he was having trouble keeping it hard, and it took him about two and a half
Speaker2:
hours. Okay. Okay.
Speaker1:
So the first time around, okay, so to address the, is it rude to tell him an hour or, you know, that her limit's an hour? Right. You know, I've never heard anybody complain about how long a session. They more complain about when it's not long enough. Well, but here's the thing with that. And, no, and I get that. But, actually, no, that's not true. That's not even true with you yeah i've had some that last longer you've you've had some of the last that you're like ready for them to be done it started to hurt it started to dry out it was it was it doesn't happen very often but you have had some guys that have like you kind of tapped out okay okay i mean i don't remember it must be that long ago well it it it has but here's the thing it has happened with guys that were bigger like that that you had issues which i i could okay not being uh not being okay so and this is he's actually the person that wrote the question so not being, okay, so, and this is, he's actually the person that wrote the question. So, not being 12 inches myself. As much as I wish I was. Wait, what? God. Anyways, not having, you know, fucked a girl. I've destroyed a pussy or two. But it's been over the course of several hours, you know, and eventually she had to tap out, but not just like one nonstop session. I would think, though, a 12-inch, if you took a baseball bat, I'm just thinking hypothetically, if I took a baseball bat, shoved it up my ass for two hours, I'd probably be done. Or if, you know, if you had a baseball bat shoved it at your pussy or like down my pee hole or whatever, I would think that that... It depends. It depends on how they fuck, actually. So, okay, so... And you, of course, if I have hormonal issues, the lubrication is different. Well... So it will... For a 12-inch fucking dick slamming away, if he's got any sort of fucking giddy up to his, to his go, man, you know, in machine shops, they put lube constantly spraying water on that shit. So it doesn't start a fire. So, I mean, I'm thinking that that's probably going to, your average dick getting, getting slapped silly with it. Your average dick isn't going to be 12 inches. I mean, I understand that a baby's head can pop out of there. I get it. But still, you're not going to be constantly. Well, I mean, let me ask you something. How many people do you see grab a 12-inch long dildo that's nice and fat and juicy and fucking just slap themselves silly with that for an hour or two? I don know well i'm just i mean how how long could you take the big white dildo back here on the back table i wouldn't even attempt to get it in because that thing is like 10 inches wide your kid you had kids heads that were bigger so the fuck what well i'm just so i mean i guess i could see that i guess my thing is here's the thing you can. You can either. Spit on it. Shut up. As a female, you can go, hey, I need to take a break a second. Let me blow you. At 12 inches? You can fucking attempt it. Have you not seen the girls going with two hands? At 12 inches, she's going to need big hands. I would just say. At 12 inches, I can get all but like this much of my big hands I would just say At 12 inches I can get all but like this much I would just say Hey let's take a break and I'll just lick it like a lollipop Because that'll be easier Pretty much It's like Karate Kid paint the fence But you start Well okay you've only hooked up twice Because I'm like well you start to learn keywords, because we were talking about that earlier. Right. I mean, you were scaring a kid earlier. So the first, okay, so I can see after the first time, the first time, there's a learning curve there. Right. And I can also see, because I can picture you in that situation being more tolerant of letting shit go.
Speaker3:
See, if it was a couple.
Speaker1:
You got to help me read.
Speaker3:
There were lots of timeouts and lots of blowjobs.
Speaker2:
Okay. All right.
Speaker1:
What better jaw her fucking do?
Speaker3:
Well, you know, if it was a couple, then you can go switch.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
I need something smaller. Well, it's just a single. I don't know. I guess if you have a couple then you can go switch you know i need something smaller where
Speaker3:
it's just a single i don't know i i guess if you have go have a cigarette i don't smoke start smoking if you have open communication you know each other really well there's no problem with going you know two hours it makes me really sore it hurt the very first time i hooked up with with Workboy. I hurt for a couple days after that.
Speaker1:
Boyfriend.
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
So. The very first time I hooked up with workboy, I hurt for a couple days after that. Boyfriend. Whatever. So it got to the point where I told him, man, you made me sore. Well, that's almost like a badge of pride. I have no idea what you're talking about. So we can't have sex for a couple days. Sorry. But there's nothing wrong with going, okay, you know, it makes me sore minute wait a minute how can i help you wait a minute and call him daddy i have a total random thought here this is totally off topic look i'm gonna apologize right now right off the bat because because the folks that send the question are listening you got to cut me some some slack, because you guys listen to the show, you know that I crack jokes and stuff. If she were to have put, like, bubble stuff for lube, and it's going that fast, could a 12-inch dick cause her to be blowing bubbles out of your vagina? Just think about that. I'm not recommending anybody does this. But just think about this for a minute. On the outlet. Bleep. You have the brain of a five-year-old. Sorry. Okay. Back to serious. Oh, my God. It just was a random thing that hit me. I thought I should share. Maybe someone will have insights on that for future. I can't reframe from this. How about we get back to the topic at hand, shall we? Awesome idea. Tiny bubbles. Okay. No, I think the first time I can see being a little bit, but I agree with you. I think the second time, so I'm still trying to get the bubble thing out of my brain. I think after that, there's nothing wrong with having that communication to say, hey, it was great, but the sex hangover, because that's kind of what it is, was not great. So, hey, we need to, and yeah, and to what are you know now i know he says that he's inexperienced he doesn't know it's like maybe sometimes you have to reverse psychology some of these people when they sit there and they go i don't know i don't know you know i don't know what i like okay tell me the things you don't like and the reason why look i used to do this when i was selling cars all the time if you can get people to start telling you with the things they don't want it it will lead you to the same place okay well i don't want this well you know uh i don't want a finger of the butt or i don't know i i don't think i want a finger of the butt have you ever tried it i don't know maybe you like it bleep you know well well i mean seriously 90 percent of guys figure out they like a finger on their butt when they're getting their dick sucked and chick puts her finger on her butt and all of a sudden you're like bam i didn't know i like to be called daddy till you did it one time and now i'm like well fuck i'll blow a load like a fucking monster at that just saying i know i i know when i'm tired and i'm done i know what to say to you right so two. So the thing is, is there's nothing wrong with going ahead and having that question a little bit and going ahead and asking that question. I think, okay, so the second time, yeah. Look, I also believe there's a degree on the second time where she had to obviously bust her ass to get him to make it so he gets off i mean he kept he kept having issues whatever and having been a guy that's had issues before it sucks but sometimes you know what as a guy if shit just ain't working you just gotta fucking throw up the white flag right you you just have to you just have to say after an hour look i am so sorry you know and you hate to do that and i think that after a after a reason after a reasonable length of time that smells like pussy uh after a reasonable length of time that was the microphone i was talking about billy joel's microphone smells like beer. Mine smells like pussy uh after a reasonable length of time that was the microphone i was talking about billy joel's microphone smells like beer mine smells like pussy uh after a reasonable length of time i think that it's more than appropriate for the female to say you know we're gonna have to try this another time yeah you know and and in this case to the people who wrote the letter god love you she was a boss what a champ to go that long to try to make sure he got off
Speaker2:
I don't know. You know, and in this case, to the people who wrote the letter, God love you. She was a boss.
Speaker1:
What a champ to go that long to try to make sure he got off. Seriously, and not even being a smart ass, God love you. That's awesome of you to do that. But there is nothing wrong. Again, have the conversation of, you know, too much is too much. And be willing to look and just say, even if they're not to say, look, this isn't working tonight. Okay. On the medical standpoint, because I looked it up. She did. She was looking up dick. She's like, give me big cocks for a thousand. I just didn't say that. Oh, my gosh. Anyway, so looking it up. Wait a minute, real quick. Okay, since I know you guys are listening are listening can i say your name so that if i just say it in context first names you guys gotta you know it's gonna take away so they can i know it's gonna take a while go ahead and talk about okay so on the medical standpoint size has nothing to do with being able to get it up there isn't like a lack of blood flow or not enough blood getting to the head of the penis or whatever. But it does directly relate to headaches, blurred vision. No. One urologist said it only takes like an ounce of blood to get a heart on no matter what the dick size. Said that most of the time it is just erectile dysfunction which that's right okay thank you cody i appreciate it very much cody cody i hope you guys as you guys are listening to this you know as i crack jokes you guys know who we are but i hope we're answering your question you got it if we're not cody are our listeners i'll smack the shit out of shit uh what's really cool is because our our listeners are cool people on our page so they're listening so they can interject if i miss shit see how that goes yeah the the other the other thing is with they did talk about like health and and look I can attest to this. Here's this public service announcement. My doctor said to me it's really this one I still smoked and was a big fatty. I'm still a big fatty but I'm working on that but I don't smoke. Said it's really funny guys won't come in to see the doctor about shit until their dick stops working and one of the big signs when your dick doesn't work it has to do with your heart viagra was created as a heart medicine that gave you a boner it was by accident that it became a swinger's best friend okay so the the thing is is and i always thought that was really prudent because here's the thing that whole thing and make sure your heart's healthiness for sex they're not fucking around about that right so even if you're a young man and even if you got a fucking seal killer look a tire is only impressive when it's inflated okay otherwise it's just a little wimpy thing hanging in your hand so if you're having trouble getting that fucking 12 inch beast up and ready to slay some dragons and to tear some shit up exercise look at your health get checked out make make sure your head it's your it's a no-go it's it's a no yeah once it's in your brain you're fucked but the but the other part of it is seriously there can be a direct health relation to your heart and blood flow and everything else with with your dick so if you're having ed go get it fucking checked out for the love of fuck look however embarrassed you think it's going to be to walk into your doctor and go my seal killer won't inflate it won't kill seals anymore is not near as embarrassing as being hooked up with a bunch of electrodes and hearing somebody yell clear because you're having a heart attack because you didn't go check it just because you were young oh fuck here we go god damn it let me ask you Yes. We all know that everybody has issues.
Speaker2:
We do. We know that you've had issues. I have.
Speaker3:
Okay, so how much do you think it was related to your testicular cancer?
Speaker2:
I think that, okay, so I'm going to, it's not just my nut job, my nut cancer. It's going to be a couple of things, actually.
Speaker1:
Okay. In hindsight, and this is brutally painful for me to say, especially in front of fucking you and all these people listening, the reality of it is this. It is a combination of, one, it gets in your head, okay? So there's some mental mind fuck. But here's the deal. I did acupuncture for a year and a half to get my dick to work and whatever, which is good for me. But the reality is things like being a two-pack of smoke, two- smoker a day being overweight because i'm a fatty uh eating cheese like it's fucking wonderful and having triglycerides at fucking 500 and something and testicular cancer combination all that shit you know what there's a whole lot of girls that i owe apologies to because they should have got fucked way better it is what it is so now here i am 48 years old and you know what there's a whole lot of girls that i owe apologies to because they should have got fucked way better it is what it is so now here i am at 48 years old and you know what uh the reality of this shit is very simply put grow the fuck up okay that's a painful thing and i'm saying grow the fuck up i'm saying that to me about myself to me and it it sucks because you know what i still love cheese i would fucking cheese is the greatest fucking food in there i love cheese god i love cheese i'm like a fucking mouse cheese okay but here's the deal you know what i take if you at where i'm at right now that's why we're both starting to work out and whatever and we're starting to do things to change this right because the reality is here's the deal i look at myself naked in the mirror right now, that's why we're both starting to work out and whatever, and we're starting to do things to change this, right? Because the reality is, here's the deal. I look at myself naked in the mirror right now, and you know what? I don't want to fuck myself. I'm not even turned on to jack off, because right now- It's a good thing I fucked in. Because, yeah, thank God you'll do for the desperation. Take one for the team. No, but I mean, the thing is, the reality of it is, we all have to deal with it, okay? Here's the deal. Part of it's in your fucking head, part of it's with your body. When one part of your body isn't working right, it's trying to tell you something, okay? Here's the, I can't take Viagra. No. Look, if you want a great fucking experience with me, give me Viagra. Because seriously, I'm going to fuck your brains out six ways to Tuesday.uesday no problem and then as soon as we're done i'm gonna be next to you on all fours on the bed puking my guts out violently i'm gonna be clogged up like i just shoved two hamsters up my fucking nose and i and i'm gonna be miserable every side effect i get with viagra with uh the other one see i always get those confused the bathtub one uh here's the deal you know what it doesn't it it gets me all the side effects my dick doesn't get hard then like six hours later when everything's done and everybody's went home all of a sudden little buddy wakes up and goes let's fuck and there ain't nobody around to fuck beating myself and i'm beating it like it owes me money. So it's the reality of it. And here's the thing. We can do something about it. You're not too fucking old. You're not too old. You just got to make a choice what you want to do. So if this guy is a younger guy, look, if you're having ED issues and you're in your 30s, in the last five days we know of somebody have an ed issues and you're in your 30s uh in the last five days we know of uh somebody in there we think in their late 50s maybe died suddenly when somebody i mean we we see it all the time on the page and nothing guaranteed and here's the thing i know that there's a lot of girls that really want to have sex with me. I can't even say that in a straight face. Because I know.
Speaker3:
He doesn't believe it, but whatever.
Speaker1:
I know there's nothing hotter than having my big fucking fat ass pounding away on top of you, just drenching your ass in sweat like you're fucking under Niagara Falls. Ooh, how sexy.
Speaker3:
Some girls like that. I do not.
Speaker1:
I'm just saying. It just is what it is. So, I mean, if you're having issues it it means something check it out check it out some meds can cause the issue yeah some meds can and that there's the other thing you have issues which i've had and now i'm on i'm on a very low dose of a uh of high blood pressure meds high blood pressure meds guess what that affects your dick there you go so keep that in mind you know it's just one of those things it didn't yesterday no no no fuck no all weekend long i was pounding like a rock star uh so it's just one of those it's just it's just one of those things i mean you know antidepressant we got like a nurse where the antidepressants can fuck with your dick and there's a lot of meds heart meds a lot of shit will will fuck with your fuck with you but there's so many things can be cured if you just find solutions that way to go uh okay find out why find out why cody i'm hoping that helped answer your question i hope so i hope so i know it's a good answer do we leave one out uh i am hotter than a fucking uh you are hot yeah no i think i think again the biggest thing there's nothing wrong with having that open conversation so look sometimes you're gonna hurt somebody's feelings and it is what it is and someone earlier said yes it's okay to tap out. Yeah, it is okay to tap out. And you know what?
Speaker3:
Let them jack off and you can lick their balls.
Speaker1:
I like that. Struggle a little bit. Suck a nipple. I'm getting all this shit. Suck a nipple. Lightly sucking a nipple.
Speaker3:
I gave you a hickey.
Speaker1:
You give me a hickey. Just so you know, if you're with me and we're to that point, that would be on my left side, left nipple, generally. my right hand otherwise i get all fucked up on my rhythm just saying hey we're at halfway point kids damn near dead on you know how i do that do what now with halfway point you know how i do that you can tell i use the clock yeah uh okay so let's uh real quick let's go to the uh uh let's go to uh halftime all right go Thank you. Okay, so let's, real quick, let's go to the, let's go to... Halftime. All right, go. I was going to start singing a fight song. Do the thing like we practiced. We didn't practice shit. Yeah, we did. Do the thing like we practiced. We didn't practice shit. Yeah, we did. Shut up. Come on, what are you doing? God, you're making us look stupid. No one's going to listen to our show anymore.
Speaker3:
I fired the one guy. You said he sounded like a Muppet, so I wasn't allowed to have him back. No. Just be yourself. Hi. I'm Cole Snodgrass. And I'm half of the successful Casmo duo and part of Crazy Truth. We want to take this minute to invite you to visit our page at www.crazycasbah.com learn more about us learn how we met oh god learn why we stay together learn about our events and become a part of the casbah family sign up for our newsletter maybe get a great shirt while there. We appreciate everything you do, and can't wait to meet you all soon. Remember, see y'all on crazycasbah.com today. You're so funny. And we're back! Did you ever say y'all before you met me? There's lots of things I didn't say before I met you. I wasn't near as as before I met you You don't know how many times now I yell Jesus Christ Oh, I mean, there's some sexual good stuff Yeah And in other news today Boop a second. Whatever you want to do. Whatever I want to do. Really? Okay. Well, ladies, get out your pen and paper and write down this address. It's time for Reverse Gangbang on Cole. Sex is my religion. Let's pray. I like that. Okay, so the next question comes to us off of our page, long-time listeners.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Okay. Okay, so here we go. And got to try to read.
Speaker2:
Watch out for – you're touching our video.
Speaker1:
Hold on one second. Why we kicked the crowd out of the studio because you're messing up our YouTube channel. There we go. Goodbye. Okay. Jesus fucking. The dog's in here. Jack just wanted to try. Okay, so my wife and I had a discussion one day. We got to talking about why we can't seem to get other couples to keep communicating with us. got to thinking about it and well maybe it's our kinks we're into or maybe we're just too sexual for them uh which the more i thought about it when we do talk to other couples and they want exchange picks we don't hold back so we're wondering is it possible to be too sexual for others to want to play or even get to know you and that would be the animation from west virginia I'm going to make sure that I'm going to want to play or even get to know you? And that would be Dan Rachel from West Virginia. Okay. Go. If you'd been to the production meeting, you'd know what that question was. Anyways. I knew about this question. No, you know, that's actually a really good question, okay? And, okay, let's start this way. Swingers are a fickle crowd. We'll see you later.
Speaker3:
See you later.
Speaker1:
Oh, wait. Actually, come back here a second.
Speaker4:
Come here.
Speaker1:
Hold on, folks. We're very honored. Come over here. Oh, God.
Speaker2:
Come over here.
Speaker1:
Just come over here a second.
Speaker2:
Hey, we want to take a quick second don't trip over anything don't trip over anything oh my lord leave leave the back leave the sack over there jesus fucking christ okay uh okay so just real sec we don't usually get a lot of guest hosts or guests that show up in the studio. Make sure you're in the picture. Either one. Either one. Okay. So we'd like to take a quick second. This is our middle child, Bray. Say hi, Bray. Hey. And Bray is a new member of our page. Also Crazy Cash, huh? So he is looking to meet new people. And so feel free, Chica, to go ahead and let him know. So we all want to welcome Bray. I know. So we're not adding any of this out. So anyways, so just wanted to say hi.
Speaker3:
Welcome. Thanks for stopping in.
Speaker2:
Appreciate all that you do. I'm going the fuck home. Okay, there you go.
Speaker3:
All right.
Speaker4:
So, all right, now back to the question. Drive careful going home.
Speaker2:
Drive careful.
Speaker1:
Okay, and you know what? And did you just say rash?
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker4:
Oh, he's not.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker2:
No, okay.
Speaker3:
He's not with it.
Speaker2:
Don't worry about it.
Speaker1:
Anyways, Angela has a good point. There is such a thing as coming on too strong. And that's exactly what I was going to kind of go. Look, swingers are a fickle um group they're a fickle crowd and and everybody has what they like and so although we're supposed to be extremely open-minded swingers can be very close-minded. and so i think there's a degree of yes especially if you start talking about kinks it's sometimes you have to let people get to know you more before you unleash the total kink side yes i'll call it the dark side i'm not making fun of me but i mean it, it's like you got to. No, don't sit there and show me a picture of your bruised ass if I'm not into kink. Because, you know, if I'm not into paddles or floggers or whatever, whips, chains, whatever. Right. You send me a picture of a bruised ass, I'm going to go, oh my God, no way in hell. Send me a me a picture of cheese i'm there one time i had a guy yeah that said can i see pictures of your ass yep i got lots of pictures of my ass it's side ass to see angles i like that i feel like it makes it look better right because we're trying to be sexy and we're trying to draw people to want to see us right I got, no, can I have a picture of your asshole?
Speaker3:
No, I don't take those. Yeah, yeah. That, to me, is not attractive.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Well, and, okay, so we can go back to, remember when we were newer in the lifestyle? We were pretty new. And there was a couple, local, very nice couple, but they were into kink.
Speaker3:
Yeah, and we did nothing.
Speaker1:
And we were like vanilla swingers, like, oh, boy, we can have sex with other people? Neat. We thought we'd come to the promised land. Yes. And so they had, you had put one picture on. Put camera back. I'm not going to go clear across the table to move the Facebook one out.
Speaker2:
No, I will.
Speaker1:
So we had... Oh, really? So it's like all on me. They don't want to see you anyway. So we had, this couple was, was very nice, but they had had they were into hardcore rope play tied up kink the first time we're looking at a picture going we know what it was you had put a picture on you we were with a couple that you felt comfortable with that you had let them tie you up with a blindfold right to the wall and and all they did was just some sensory play right okay and you put that on and these people were like instantly interested because they were into hardcore kink rock on we're not we're not yucking their yum in any way shape or form so they get a hold of you know i'm the one answering the thing they're like hey you want to hook up i'm like sure and then they're sending all these pictures of shit they want to do and you were going to be like drawn and quartered and all kinds of shit like oh wait a minute no Thank you. sure and then they're sending all these pictures of shit they want to do and you were going to be like drawn and quartered and all kinds of shit like oh wait a minute no this is a little bit out of our league and and no he said something like well can i tie you up you're like sure and i'm like with permission no yeah i'm like i'm agreeing i think we're new but we never get this chance again and the thing is is now we didn't just like, even 10 years ago, things were different than they are now. And more people were polite. You didn't have near the ghost than you have now. Remember the first time we saw the picture of. Oh my God. Yes. I know what you're going with. The butt hook. Jesus Christ. And we had never seen any contraption. We're like, oh my gosh. She has a giant hook up her ass. Is that up her ass? Oh, her ass oh i think it is yeah i mean we were just like we were just so totally new and we knew nothing but we went but we weren't the only one swingers and kink was was not was not anywhere close together as a general that is very true and and i mean we've done a lot to bring that together and get closer but i mean it was and but if didn't go to me i go well you know that's
Speaker3:
that's nice that's not my kink but if you're new it was a tasteful picture it just well okay no
Speaker1:
wait a minute it can be it's only so tasteful having a hook up your ass can be it wasn't mega artistic by any stretch of the imagination that was no it was a hook up her ass she looked like a fucking marlin being weighed it didn't have like have her like sprawled out on a bed showing the Thank you. right to the imagination that was no it was a hook up her ass she looked like a fucking marlin being weighed it didn't have like have her like sprawled out on a bed showing the hook up her ass you had to use the imagination okay so it was either okay okay yes we didn't know at first was that upper cooter up her ass brutally honest somebody sends me a full-ass twat shot. Oh, God. I sit there and I go, ugh. Because I like to eat pussy. You do. And I will go right at it. It doesn't mean I want a picture of it. Prime rib looks good when it's all put together, but just because you don't want to see it when it's all cut up and spread all over somebody's plate. And that's kind of what she's saying. You just have to. Look, it might have scared them a little bit just to start sending them pictures not holding back. Initially, I think you have to hold back or you will scare them away and they'll never talk to you again. Right. And when we first started, you didn't have as much ghosting as you do now and now people just ghost i mean which is wrong which you know you need to have the conversation we won't say hey that's not my thing because here's the thing a lot of especially new people don't understand just because you have pictures where you have a hook up your ass uh or whatever doesn't mean that every time you play you want to put a girl's hook up her ass that doesn't mean that we had to learn that that no we know a lot I don't get where i'm going but i mean i think you have to kind of keep that in mind i i think there's a key component in the world that seems to be lost currently which is we all need to take a quick moment and uh go to a mirror right now if you're if you're available but you can still listen go to a mirror take off your pants guy or girl doesn't matter and slap your junk up on the mirror Here we go. Uh, go to a mirror right now if you're, if you're available, but you can still listen, go to a mirror, take off your pants, guy or girl, doesn't matter and slap your junk up on the mirror and just get, you know, if, if lift your ball sack up and, and fucking slap your penis around a little bit or open your lips and really give it a good rub up there and take just really deep down look at your junk.'s not pretty it's it's not pretty it's it's not it's not doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl it's not i don't care if it's hairy if it's not hairy it's just not it is what it is and we all have to get to the point we have to understand that like our junk is not sexy all right a pussy is hot when it's all fucking crushed when you're watching porn you get done jacking off and then you're like oh god i can't believe i watch this gross get off this channel i mean it's just i mean it's like we just have to know so when you send pictures if the pussy looks like it could eat you that's not sexy if the penis looks like it might growl at you that's not sexy i don't ever take a sprawling shot because i think there's nothing attractive about it some people like it though but i'm not well here's the problem i mean you know if you take for me as a as a guy if you if you take a uh like mega close yeah cooter picture and everything's spread open, whatever.
Speaker2:
What do I need? What gear do I need for this adventure? Do I need snorkel? Am I going splunking? I guess maybe it shows how tight it is. I don't know. Well, okay, if you have to have clamps to open it up.
Speaker1:
I mean, I guess look at it this way. If you went to the doctor, if you went to the proctologist, or if you went to the gynecologist, would you take pictures of that and post it online? the correct answer is no so think that through okay so he he so he says so when we talk to another couple and get asked what we're into and we tell them then they will turn around and ask us ask will you show us well then yes then yeah then you yes send it yeah and then if they're not, look if at that point in time, if they can't, if they go, if they get all offended for it, then fuck it. Yes, turn around and send it, unless it's something you're not comfortable sending. Right. The guy that asked for the asshole shot, no, he did not get it. No, he didn't. No, and then that's the thing. If they ask for it, and they're like, yeah, show us. Okay, well, in that case, you know, rock on. If you think they're just being looky-loser picture collectors, then, you know, tell them to Google it. But I mean, no, I mean, yeah, if someone, if someone asked to see it, look, if somebody goes, hey, look, so, uh, what are you into? And you're like, you know, we're, we're into like, you know, shoving buttoooks up or yeah we like butthooks show us and then you fucking take a bunch of pictures and and then they go oh gross well that's on them and their douchebags right at that point time i mean seriously you know take tasteful pictures of it i i i guess that you keep saying that and it's there's only so i'm the artsy person that likes to be artistic with everything i take yes and try to be as artistic as possible with it yeah i mean here's here's the here's the thing uh okay so it likes it yeah if they ghost you after you send those pictures that that's on them look here's the reality of the lifestyle as much as i i wish we could say that 99 of the people would or nothing but some of the coolest people out there uh that's probably not true the lifestyle is just like any other cross-section of life there's some people that are just douche fucks i mean and there really is and you hate to have to say that but it's true so you're gonna have some people that are Thank you. any other cross-section of life there's some people that are just douche fucks i mean and there really is and you hate to have to say that but it's true so you're gonna have some people that are going to to they're gonna be that way you know i mean and and yeah to a degree look if you think it's somebody if if you're talking about a kink and they go what are you into and then they have a lot of questions they want to see pictures. There's nothing wrong with going, hey, look, Google it. I firmly believe that. You are not under any requirement to put yourself out there and show your personal pictures. If they have no idea what it is, and it strikes you as, now they're just being super curious and want a cheap thrill. They want to go to the freak show the freak show quote unquote and and i say that because that's why we don't let vanillas go to swinger events because they think it's a freak show okay so it's the same thing with this if you run into somebody and they're like they have no idea what it is and they're asking all these questions they want to see tell them to google it or send them or google it yourself and send them images from google you are not required to put your own personal images out there and invest that much of yourself. Those pictures, when you send pictures of yourself, this is whether it be to another couple or as couples or singles or whatever, that's something you have to be okay with it. That's a part of you. You know, Native Americans used to hate photography because they said that it stole your soul. And I'm a firm believer in that. Pictures are a part of you. When you take those pictures and when you choose to share, especially sexual pictures, doing shit, whatever, videos, whatever, that's a big leap of faith to do that. And you have to understand that there are risks that go along with that, and you are not required at any point in time, at any point in time, to share those with anybody else. Even if you are 100% sure and it's a go and you're going to hook up, you're not recording to share those fucking pictures. They can see it live in person. It is what it is. That's a huge thing.
Speaker3:
And sadly enough, you don't know what people's intentions are with those pictures.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
And really, the really shitty part of it is, if you're into something that's very unusual or different, again, not yucking anybody's yum, but if you're into something that's totally kind of out there, I'm going to take and uh kind of curiosity kill the cat sort of thing that are going to want to see pictures because they're curious. They may not think it's hot at all, but they want to see pictures because they're curious. They've never seen it before. So keep that in mind a little bit of, you know, how big is your group? How large is it? I mean, we have seen it. We've been to enough kink events now and not just events, but you know where the kink vendors and stuff look there is all kinds of shit out there all kinds of shit out there uh and and yeah there to be honest with you some of it is like a fucking train wreck you just we know nothing about it it's like you know it's the first time i saw the bird cages okay i want to see somebody get in a fucking bird cage i what do i have will it turn me on in any way shape or form no does there is there any redeeming value in it for me no will it make me think better of anybody or less of anybody no it is literally sick curiosity i want to see some fucking person they lift off the cover and there's somebody sleeping in a bird cage i want to see it, and I want to see some fucking person they lift off the cover and there's somebody sleeping in a bird cage i want to see it and i want to see somebody willingly go and get in a bird cage because that's just i mean seriously it sounds asshole but it's true you know it's just i you know i don't know that just goes with it so hold on here let me i gotta i gotta read so put, truthfully, she thinks it's fun until they see her size. Okay. Well, she's not a big girl. Okay. But the thing is, is that if you think your size is an issue to other people, send them one with clothes on and not kinked up. Yep. Just send a regular picture. Yep. Because then you'll find off right off the bat if it's you or if it's your kink. Yeah and and here comes the other thing with this okay if someone isn't okay if they choose to ghost you after they see pictures you're better off you didn't get hooked up with them fuck them yeah don't don't look don't don't yeah yeah i know yeah but don't don't let don't let the assholes be the ones that fuck with your brain. You know what I mean? I mean, that's just, so what then? Good, yay. Okay, so then Mike, if you do send personal pics, be conscious of what's in that pic, background, et cetera. Personal info or just a messy room, people can be judgmental. There you go. And that's a huge one. Sadly sadly enough because i used to be a photographer i noticed the background first before i noticed the rest of the picture you know there was one time a girl takes a picture in the bathroom and there's pee in the toilet well there's nothing sexy about that no at least cut the toilet out of it well i i look i've seen on i'm on a buy and sell groups on Facebook and everything else. Someone put an item for sale on there and if there is, if it's like in a messy room, oh, the fucking trolls will just come out and lamb blast people. You know, oh, it's got to be a piece of shit. Look at the fucking messy ass, blah, you know. So, I mean, and so it's going to be even more'm neat by any no but it's gonna even be more with it's gonna be very conscious what's in the background yeah going back to size thing though real quick before you send naked send clothes send dress pictures here i here's who we are okay because if they can't get past that again fuck them then you don't want to hook up with them anyways okay and they at that point in time they definitely don't deserve to have any of your nude pictures or your you know private pictures they they just they just don't but but you have to you have to be conscious and don't just constantly send pig i don't know if this is happening but sometimes people get a little text happy i've had it happen where i don't respond right away and they keep just sending more texts it's like you know what let me respond to the first question before you send me five others so wait for you get a response on the picture before you send another one right yeah give give it give it some not that i don't know if that's happened or not but just a thought yeah i mean uh it's just uh yeah that's yeah non-sexual pictures to start off with they don't deserve to see that private intimate no and and the thing is is is just again we're not pieces of meat just because we're in a lifestyle we're not pieces of meat it's not a mandatory thing that you have to send naked pictures look we've dealt with this with parties and events and people on how they dress feeling like they have to dress dirty or slutty or whatever to go to an event just because we're swingers that's not required that's not that is that's not how that works at all. So don't cave to that. Don't give in to that way of thinking that you have to. You're not required to do a goddamn thing in this lifestyle. You're not required to participate. You're not required to send nudes. You're not required to have dirty pictures on your phone. You're not required to have group sex. You're not you know you're not required to do any of it it the lifestyle it's your journey that's the whole thing this is a fucking journey and it's your journey and and you know what i've played the
Speaker3:
role before well you need to dress like this you need to wear like this and then i felt
Speaker1:
uncomfortable as hell and i felt like an ass for saying it and and you didn't say it no angela just put and she has a great point there's value in getting to know people before playing Thank you. comfortable as hell and i felt like an ass for saying it and and you didn't say it no angela just put and she has a great point there's value in getting to know people before playing there is look everybody you have to do the comfort level that's there for you we are the type that we've more than on more than one occasion we'll play on the first date our first meeting but it's not every time it's it's a trust your gut and and just like answer there's a lot of folks it's getting to know people first and and look whatever your rule whatever it is doesn't even have to be set in stone you know it goes with the gut feel how it feels whatever but it's your adventure this is truly a Choose your own adventure, right? All the way through, which is fucking awesome.
Speaker2:
Don't.
Speaker1:
Okay. It's your adventure. This is truly a choose-your-own-adventure, right, all the way through, which is fucking awesome. Don't, okay, no matter what you fucking do in this whole fucking crazy fucked-up thing called life, this isn't just a swinger lesson. This is, like, just reality. Don't ever let somebody else dictate who you are, what you are, what you're about, or how you're going to live and get the best life for you. Only one person can determine that. That's you. A spouse can't determine that for you. Kids can't. Bosses can't. Teachers can't. You have to determine that for you. Now, the cool thing is when you are striving to find the best you you will end up starting to surround yourself with other people that are trying to live the best of them and you'll find it will coincide it works together your friends are people that are striving they want you to live the best you because that's what they're doing they're living the best them your spouse wants you to live the best you because they're living the best them birds of a feather okay and get a bird cage and stand it anyways but birds of a feather flock together so and and that's life and in swinging that is even more important look we see the people putting the fucking pictures on and i know the ones and i can tell you my way the ones that are doing they're not doing it for for them they're doing it because their spouse says they need to put one on or they're doing it because it's the only way they can feel good about themselves fuck that or they feel like they have to fuck that this is your adventure make the most of it look we're all gonna if we're lucky enough gonna get too old to do this anymore we're all gonna eventually be the gross old couple in the corner okay so you better make the fucking most of your opportunities right here right now what makes you happy what will what what can get you to wherever it is you want to go that's what you need to do that's what it needs to be about live your adventure quit trying to find the path somebody else is on okay blaze your own path and trust me your true friends your true people in the lifestyle everyone else that will support you because they'll be motivated to blaze their own path but you try to fucking fit into somebody else's rules of what the lifestyle is supposed to be it's suck. And you'll never get the most out of it.
Speaker3:
Just saying.
Speaker2:
See how I did that? We were all joking and fun. And then Cole went. And I'm like, bam!
Speaker1:
Serious shit right between the eyes.
Speaker2:
Fucking deep, man.
Speaker1:
Deep.
Speaker3:
The toads are starting to hit.
Speaker2:
We don't make jokes about coke or weed anymore. Because I ain't in trouble for that.
Speaker1:
So, now I just talk about licking toads. Here we go. Toads are starting to hit. We don't make jokes about coke or weed anymore because I ain't in trouble for that. So, now I just talk about licking toads. Can't be in trouble for licking toads. What kind of notifications do you get on your computer? Well, it's a lot of porn shit. Whores who don't want your money just sex. Well, then they wouldn't be whores, would they? Yeah, that's why I tried to... What the hell? They you need me to re-up the old antivirus. Okay.
Speaker2:
Anywho.
Speaker1:
All right. So, again, hey, guess what? It's almost time. It's so close.
Speaker3:
It is, it is.
Speaker1:
It's so close. It's been real. We need, like, an evening, like, a theme goodnight song. Goodnight, sweetie. Oh, no, people are just now coming on.
Speaker2:
This isn't Mr. Rogers.
Speaker1:
I ain't flipping no fucking shit.
Speaker2:
Bitch.
Speaker3:
Did you just use double negatives?
Speaker1:
Oh, wow, yeah.
Speaker2:
But now we're going to go back to the show. Oh, no, people are just now coming on. I ain't flipping no fucking shit. Bitch. Did you just use double negatives?
Speaker1:
Oh, wow, yeah, but now we're going to go grammar-sized on my ass.
Speaker2:
All right, so, hey, a couple cool things.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
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Speaker1:
What? I was mouthing. Your mouth, wasn't it? Man, it is a bit.
Speaker3:
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Speaker1:
distance. From a distance. No, actually, there's
Speaker3:
one really up close. Great, after we just talked about it. I just don't spread it wide open. I don't spread it wide open.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
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Speaker2:
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