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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with Mos Cole, I'm here with the lovely and 10 pounds heavier because of the camera, Miss Amanda. Hey, I'm probably more than 10 pounds. No, you're lighter. All your shit's lighter.
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It's okay. But, okay, so we need to see, is, do we know, is Cody on yet? Have we seen Cody come up yet? Can we see if Cody's on yet? Well, I don't know how you'd check to see who's listening. I don't know how we see you there. I don't either. Anybody out there? I don't think we can. Cody or Amanda, if you're on there, tell us. We're going to wait until we see from Cody or Amanda they're on there because... It probably hasn't. Oh, there he is. He's here. Yeah, we are here.
Okay, so hand that watch in to. So, Cody and Amanda, they are the owners of Smoking BBQ Treats. And so they got me a gift. Something. They got me something. I don't know what it is. I am supposed to open it with the top up and read the note inside. I'm probably going to read the note inside, so I'm probably going to have to touch it now. All I see is warm letters. Does this still have? That's the way it was sitting on the table. That's the way, okay. I didn't, I didn't...
Wow, you're opening a present like Amanda. Well, I'm trying to... Me, Amanda. I don't know how to... I don't want to rip the paper. I don't know how to... Oh, wait. Here's the note. I found it. Here it is. Okay, and the note says, for the haters that don't think you run your group right can't even open it see why i have haters okay this is the coolest thing ever. Oh, fuck yeah. This is awesome. For those of you, okay, for those of you who are watching, you can see.
For those who can't, it is a flip-off finger duck. Can we paint names of our haters on there? This is awesome. Cody and Amanda, thank you oh so much. That is so cool. That's cute. Hey, guess what? That's coming right. That is awesome. Oh, my God. Okay. That goes right up front so that can be seen at all times. We're going to name our duck. What are we going to name our duck? Can we use our haters' names? No.
It's Quackoff much that is so fucking cool thank you guys that is awesome thank you put that in there okay i don't care what anybody says that that's giving them the bird right there wow i love that literally that's awesome this is what we have the coolest listeners in the world. We really do. I love that. Because they get this cool thing. That's so fitting. And we're going to save the note. We need to take and put that note, a little frame of that note to go by the duck.
I've got a name in my mind that I'm calling the duck right now, just so you know. Well, Todd named it Quackoff. There you go.
Yep, it is quack off oh i love it you know people go why did you choose the logo you chose i wonder why that is awesome uh it's no i was i didn't think it was gonna be deep c Cody's asking why was I nervous to open it I didn't want to break it, I know me No, you know when you said Well they have something, they want me to open up on air And I'm like, well we do play Michigan Pretty soon That's right, we do talk shit And I talk a ton of shit and run my mouth All the time about the Huskers Yeah, so that's No, that's Okay, I got Yeah, I got some Thank you.
shit and run my mouth all the time about the Huskers. Yeah, so that's no, that's okay. I got yeah, I got some I thought it was going to be something He's going to be used in some photo shoots. I see I see him. He's going to be coming, you know, I think he may have to come out with us to KWN Just saying. I think so That's absolutely. Oh my god, that's awesome. Thank you so much. And we love that kind of stuff. It's just so much fun It is. Wow. I don't know.
good just say i think so that's yeah absolutely oh my god that's awesome thank you so much and we love that kind of stuff this is just so much fun uh wow okay it's kind of funny because we got a duck and and because i got a total to start the show i got a total total never before question that we're going to delve into. And it's actually not bad. And people are going to be like, what? Every other podcaster in the world is going to be like, this is why nobody listens to the show. They're idiots.
But to me, I thought when I got this question, it was hilarious. And it's really fitting because of what we've been doing the last week and a half. Okay. Okay.
So the last week, for those of you who don't know we've been doing the last week and a half well last week and a half we have uh helped rehome two dogs oh yeah right so and and we have taken a dog in Cody and Amanda have taken a dog in right you know so Kazma cares about dogs we haven't killed our puppy yet although though he sure does try sometimes to see if he can. Oh, today he was... But, animals, because I got a question that got asked me.
And actually, the question itself came out of Miami, Florida. Okay. My first thought was, like, Miami Vice. And I'll tell you why in a minute.
The question that the couple had was, what is proper etiquette in having play partners come over or going to our play partners if there are pets where you're going and i was like well that's an interesting question and i'm going okay and the reason why they were asking they were there this is one of those asking for a friend situation another couple that they're friends with went to go play went with a couple everything looked great whatever the gal was like deathly allergic to cats and the people had cats so when they got there she started sneezing but they didn't see any cat right they didn't see anything and mid plane all of a sudden there was a third pussy on the bed and this one made her sneeze and like totally like like deathly allergic epipen type type situation and so obviously it's created a little drama in their little group because the couple did the couple that had the cat didn't say anything about the pet so now the reason why i thought with my advice i thought of miami vice when they said it was miami i was like if they say it's an alligator i'm gonna say i'm gonna die laughing but it wasn't it was cat so i was like okay well that's a cool thing because we have dealt with issues where we have dogs so what you know delving into what is the proper etiquette if you have a pet i think it should well regardless it's on clothes.
So even if you meet in a hotel. Not if it's hairless. What if you have a lizard? Stop. I'm just saying. Even their dander is on your clothes and everything. Lizards don't have dander, do they? I don't know about lizards. Lizards are in a fucking cage.
Not all of all of them could be in a tub but even if you met at a hotel it would still be on your clothes maybe but if you're deathly allergic you'd have to find out maybe so okay so hold on various people go uh right here okay allison we always let people know ahead of time due to allergies because they have dogs tiger i always tell people at a time of my allergies which is absolutely just like you tell people if you have latex allergies uh lizard in your pants stop it lisa lizard king thank you thank you very much good dorks orphan sir lisa common courtesy for anyone coming over is to tell them if you have animals that shed that someone could be allergic to.
Exactly. And I think, and I like that. One, yes, it is. If you have an allergy to something like that, you probably should ask that question. Well, okay. My opinion. Okay. Is there something on my hand? Is it dander?
No, it it's black so it's probably nail polish i'm like um if you're definitely allergic you're gonna ask if they have it anyway just like tiger lily when she was going to ksn put on the page if you wear coconut don't come around me because i'm highly allergic to right or you know don't wear it around me right so if you're highly allergic to something you're gonna say you know if you have cats you know it could be in your clothes it could be on you i can't be around it if you're deathly allergic if you're not deathly allergic then i don't i don't know because we don't i don't know who should be responsible for telling who.
If you're playing at your house, hey, by the way, we've got dogs. We've never played at our house because of the dogs. Right, exactly. Because they will not shut up. Well, that's not true. Now you do. Well, you have too. Oh, yeah, I have. I'm not the only one screwing other people here. It's been a while.
And them that too no but so yes and and that was my first thought yes if you have pets to to let people know uh and at least you just said it exactly shannon put uh we let people know we have a cat much like we share our food allergies lisa put even if not allergies some people allergies, some people could be traumatized by a dog. Casey, the waiter isn't going to tell you every ingredient, every dish. You ask if you have an allergy. That's true. Right. And I agree.
And that's one of the things I think playing at either's house, I think it's important. Right. The first thing that I went to was kind of along the lines of what Lisa thought, what Lisa mentioned. So, we're dog people. Right. And I like big dogs. If we don't kill them first. Right. And I like big dogs. Yes.
So, our last dog, besides being a shedding machine was 140 pounds he wasn't big to me but the one guy that you had over that you guys played you know he wasn't much taller than you and he's like wow your dog is big if he's like petting him at it seemed like you do almost were, you would pet Willie's head at, what, mid, mid, uh, like, above your waist. No, it was, like, boob level. Yeah. And there's my thing with pets, is that some people just are not comfortable around animals.
Your, uh, dad's current wife.
Almost said stepmom, and we'd have been in a fight no because i would have labeled her that way just for just for the conversation part of it is definitely afraid of dogs so a little bitty two pound toy poodle jumps up on the couch and she freaks the fuck out let alone let alone a shetland pony like the size of some of the dogs that we've had yeah so and it's not just it can be like i'll give a perfect example i'm terrified of spiders i fucking hate no you're not yeah so if if we were to go to somebody's house and to play and they had a pet tarantula which a lot of people do if it was in the living room maybe even a glass cage in a glass cage in a living room where i could look at it from a far away and i knew where it was at in a glass case yes but if it was like in a bedroom, there's no way.
Absolutely not. Pause to give a backstory on that. Okay, so it's story time because this is too funny not to say. I was visiting him at a dealership that he worked at. And this guy comes out of the shop and goes, look at this spider I found. And he had it in a bottle.
The was sealed up it covered the entire bottom and i'm holding i'm like pause a lot of these car parts come from south america and it was actually basically a many a small tarantula veered up a couple legs and hissed but whatever yeah but i'm holding the bottle i'm looking at it and i said whatever you do do not show this to cole and they go but it's in a bottle i'm like i don't I'm looking at it, and I said, whatever you do, do not show this to Cole. And they go, but it's in a bottle.
I'm like, I don't care. Do not show it to Cole. So what do they do? Hey, Cole, look at this. He looks at it, doesn't even hold it, jumps back, grabs me, and throws me in front of him. It's every man for themselves at this moment in time.
And'm like really you would throw your wife to the wolves to save your ass it wasn't a wolf it was a spider yes yes i would and so but that's but that's one of the things i'm i you know and even even like the allergy stuff okay in a normal situation if you have pets you go okay by the way we've got dogs but if you're new in the lifestyle, right, and you're excited, everybody's excited because you're going to go play, and that's pretty exciting and get everybody kind of revved up and ready to go, pretty easy to forget some things like that until you get there until all of a sudden you're standing outside and the dog's going, whoa, oh, by the way.
And so I can see where it could happen, where it's like, I can see us, we would put the dogs away, now we would tell people, but I can see somebody going, well, I'm just putting them away so it'll be okay, and then all of a sudden when it magically appears, it would scare the hell out of somebody. I'm guilty of not telling somebody we had dogs.
Maybe I did, but't remember no you didn't you told them when you're out said oh by the way and and it's it's easy to forget to forget i think people forget the other thing that happens with with pets if you're an animal person insert whatever type of animal it is doesn't matter maybe you're into to you know reptiles or dogs catch whatever ponies whatever doesn't matter not everybody is and so like to some people that's a huge turn off my personal recommendation when i when i read this with this couple was i should i run back said, what's their plan going forward?
They said they will never play at somebody's house again. I'm like, well, I mean, you can play at your own house. But early on, sometimes it's, we seriously have never had people at our house to play. Because the dogs, because it would, as couples, because it would be awkward. It would be a pain. Okay, so if you're really allergic, it's going to be on your clothes. How long do we, we still carry willy hair on us. I don't know how that works. That's on the table.
I don't know how that works exactly, to be honest with you. I'm sure that, I mean, people that are allergic to dander, I'm assuming you're out in public, and when you go to work, it's on your clothes to a degree. It might just be it's more of if it's concentrated. A lot of it. And part of the other thing is, can it be that all of a sudden when it magically appears, it's like, oh, shit. You know, it kind of catches you off guard.
But I'm like, okay, so, because I never thought about about pets there's a lot of pets out there that would scare people we had some people one time that were on our page and not on our page anymore their hobby and their business was reptiles and they had and i was so excuse the pictures they had like seems like they heard 10 or 15 snakes they were breeders they were breeders they But, like, it seems like they had 10 or 15 snakes. They were breeders. They were breeders.
They had, like, an eight-foot. All I can think of is python. Yeah, it was. But albino python. They had a couple. I mean, and they like to let people.
They them out and let people whatever it's like okay that's that's awesome because it's your hobby and whatever and but that can be intimidating as hell to somebody and if you want to talk about killing the mood if you don't have that conversation first and go oh by the way do you want to see my collection of animals that can throw somebody off so i just thought it was i thought it was an interesting thing because we've never had if animals are put away i'm not afraid of them yeah see uh jennifer my dog is used to being in bed it can be difficult kicking kicking her off during fun time absolutely there's nothing like having a threesome except when one of them has a really cold nose.
There's no way to ever be able to relax if there was a snake in the house. No fucking way. Yeah, and I can get that. And the thing is, the problem is it can make it. To me, as long as they're in cages, I'm good.
Or glass containers or whateverison so you want to see my i used to take care of a vampire bat colony okay that'd be kind of cool to see i know because here's why okay here's here i couldn't you know why i couldn't because you'd be looking at them because they look like they look they look like they look like foxes with wings so i'd want to pet it i know me and then the next thing i'd want to do is i'd be running around with my batman light see if he would chase it go i would no i would just have it there and i would be trying to get a picture to get him to like flutter out like when it goes in the bat cave and i'm gonna be sitting there everybody's gonna want to have sex i'm gonna take a video go i am the darkness i am the night i am bat And I'm going to be sitting there.
Everybody's going to want to have sex. I'm going to be taking a video and go, I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman. I'm going to be running around through the bats. I know me. I know that I would have absolutely zero control until one flew down, got caught in my hair, and then it became a, like, you know. I want an owl, but, you know, or a penguin. I want all kinds of weird stuff that would probably be a lot. You wanted a flipping kangaroo.
You still want one still want one yeah i do still want one because we have a dog that jumps a lot but the funny thing is there's nowhere to stick anything and it doesn't have a pouch uh eldon they're the softest thing on our sea and okay now you just told me now i want a bat because i would anything i like to be tickled so a soft bat i'd be like oh fuzzy and i would be batman that would be the coolest thing ever picture my suit coats i normally wear and with a little pet bat have a little hanger and be like batman have a little bat see see how we went off the rail in no time see how that works i i one time i wanted a fair or not fair i wanted ot loud.
No, they're destructive. Well, you know. I don't mind beavers in the house. Thank you, I'll be here all week long. See, but this is the kind of... I hear this all the time. This is the kind of stuff. I thought it was a great question. Because it was funny they start off the note. This is probably going to sound like a stupid thing to ask. But it actually makes sense. So in all reality, if you have pets, you should, A, it was funny they started off their own.
This is probably going to sound like a stupid thing to ask. But it actually makes sense. So, in all reality, if you have pets, you should, A, put them away somewhere to where they're not around where you're going to be playing. You should, A, let people know. That's just courtesy because no one needs a dog's nose shoved up your ass when you're trying to have sex. Right. It just shouldn't happen.
And that's pretty much why we've never had anybody over here because well hey what's that somebody else's cooter leave it alone um if you're highly allergic you need to do you need to ask yes the other thing if you know in advance or one thing that i would highly recommend especially with puppies just because we're dog people so i can go and we're dealing with puppies we're dealing with puppies if you're going to have somebody over to play and you've got to put them away first because dogs are curious they want to say hi wait for people there's nothing more awkward than wrangling a dog while you're trying to like if you're not a dog person trying to get a dog that doesn't want to go somewhere else Thank you.
than wrangling a dog while you're trying to like if you're not a dog person trying to get a dog that doesn't want to go somewhere else to go there unless you're bribing them with food looks like can be just like overwhelming because you look like i mean i have put our dogs away before and it looks like i am wrestling with the dogs sometimes it looks like i'm losing when i'm wrestling with the dogs so i would plus again it gets people kind of freaked up plus here's the thing remember i know everybody's excited to come piling in once everybody comes piling in it's so much harder to put animals away go in first put them away and then you can tell the people, hey, you're going to hear my blah, you're going to hear my zebra, but it's put away.
If anybody has a zebra, they'd like to get rid of them. Please, please let me know. Just saying. Don't shake your head. There's nothing wrong. Those animals need love, too.
Are you telling me right now if somebody came and said, hey, we have this giraffe It needs home You would say no Where are you going to put it In the backyard I mean I feel like I'm not going to turn Any animal down Every animal deserves love Just saying Especially kangaroos Spiders No I've been watching A lot of monkey videos Spiders are not Spiders are not animals I've been watching A lot of monkey videos Do you know There's enough spiders Hold on Thank you. if anybody has any of those.
Spiders. No. Spiders are not. I've been watching a lot of monkey videos. Spiders are not animals. I've been watching a lot of monkey videos. Do you know there's enough spiders? Hold on. There's enough spiders in the world, quite literally, seriously, and based on how much they eat, that spiders could eat and kill. Kill and eat every living thing on earth. That's how many there are. Seriously. And based on how much they consume on their body weight, could kill and eat everything. All animals.
Humans included. Wipe us out. Don't breathe the damn things. Just saying. Anyways.
Zebra requires an all over pooper scooper.'s what my kids are for but i appreciate the right no they don't they've never picked up poop in their life but if it was a zebra i could sucker them into it for a little while i could sucker the neighbor kids into i could actually initially sucker neighbor kids into doing it to get to pet the zebra because they'd be enamored with it being a zebra hey you want to you want to ride the zebra you gotta scoop some scoop some poop. Yay! I would do that stuff.
A giraffe wouldn't be... A giraffe, you can have it poop on the other side of the fence because its butt would be tall enough. You live within like three blocks of giraffes. I know, and if I could steal a giraffe, I absolutely would steal a giraffe. Not, no, I would not steal a giraffe. I would borrow... I think every... Borrow? I think every family should have a Christmas giraffe. I'm just throwing it out there. I mean, we got tall trees. It'd be all good.
I thought you were going to say Santa needs a reindeer. He does. And it'd be great if he had giraffes. So they can spot out and find giraffes. Santa's going to get really messed up this year, but it's going to get a lot of fun. Okay. Anyway, so there you go. So, see, look at that. Look, we did something positive and good. I love getting weird questions like that. That's so awesome. Just go ahead and yawn on camera. Just suck in the microphone. Everybody knows you're doing it. It's all right.
I've been doing it all day. I know. It's starting on jacking out. No, yawning. I've been yawning all day. Okay. Whatever. Even before I went and did that. Whatever. It's okay. Wait a minute. So where were you that you could see the truck where you're jacking off? When I went to my doctor's appointment, when I came back, I had to change the car. Oh, you were in the car and you jacked it off in the car. I took it. In the parking lot.
I was changing my clothes changing my clothes in the car because I changed the leggings when I go to the doctor. So when I came back, I took the leggings off. I'm like, oh, I have my pants off. Okay, so the key here that people need to know and understand is because people like sex dogging because it was in public, you were jacking off in your car in the parking lot at your work.
Right, 11 o'clock 11 so if 11 11 30 now doesn't it make it more fun to drive past the dealership to see what's going on sure does check all the way through just saying i just wanted to clarify because i'm just now hearing this i just learned you were on my only fancy well i just i am i just don't go check it every day i don't show it to me on the air. What can I do about it now on the air? Well, I was just going to slightly show you. Slightly. See? Yep, there goes your pants.
And I'm taking my pants off. This makes for great podcasting. Yep. Did you roll the windows down? No. You should have rolled the windows down. You yell a lot. That's awesome. But well there you go that was the beginning of it you can watch the rest for uh a slight fee if you text me i'll give you the name of the dealership she works at just saying i'll throw it out there eric saw it there you go that's awesome so you go okay so hey look at that midway point look Look at you go.
I didn't even plan that. Wow. Like I plan anything we do with this show. No, you don't. Anyways. Hey, you know what? Don't forget to check out Full Swap Radio with all our show and so many other shows on it. Each and every day, 24-7. FullSwapRadio.com. Changing the way you're listening to the lifestyle. And hey, guess what?
It's time, kids time kids crazy winter nights is up and out and announced that's right january 19th through the 21st carney nebraska the it is actually the uh sixth edition of crazy winter oh i couldn't i had to think of it six edition of it or not yeah because we've been doing it seven years did it include no okay so we've done six of them okay so this is our sixth annual crazy winter nights we're super excited about it obviously that is only 125 days away why would you count it because i have it on my website so people get ready uh vendor fair we've already we're already sending vendors all over from all over the country we already have uh educators and seminars from all over the country we've got a couple coming in all different types of things so i'm telling you you want to be a part of you want to sign up you go to crazy casbah.com tickets are not party it's gonna be yeah tickets are not on sale yet they will be on sale you this will come out on thursday so they will come out on sale this week but if you are interested in a vendor that we're cutting off the vendor fair at 60 vendors uh if you are interested in being an educator let us know as well uh it is going to be awesome and no it is not at great wolf lodge promise you that so uh but is there even one in carney i don't know the thing is, so check it out.
So we're super excited about it. You're going to want to check out Crazy One Rats. I'm pretty excited. Now, hopefully we still need to finish selling out the Halloween party. I mean, that would be stellar. But, yeah, so there's still the Halloween party, too. So if you're in my town, come to the Halloween party. But that's awesome. All right. It's thundering and raining. I know. And I'm not even snoring. I don't you?
Wow I'm older than you are Shut up You sure are Bat You are one of the softest things around And now I'm divorced than you are. Shut up. You sure are, Bat. You are one of the softest things around. And now I'm divorced. Okay. So, I don't have any other animal questions. Do you have any other questions? About animals? No. No. Well, you said you don't have any more animal questions. I just didn't know. Maybe you had something you wanted to talk about before I just carried on my wayward son.
Not that I can think about. Off the top of my head, randomly. Awesome. Right. Okay. Great. Sweet. Okay, so. The next question. We got a bunch of questions. It's nice. It goes in spurts. We got a bunch of questions. We don't get questions. We got a bunch of questions. It's been nice. It goes in spurts. We got a bunch of questions. We don't get questions. We got a bunch of questions. Get questions. Yes, no. It's all over the place. It's like a ping pong ball. It's like Pong, but faster.
That'll date my ass right there. You know. Pong still exists. Yeah, sure does. You can get antique arcade games. Wow. Wow. I'm glad Jennifer said she had a great time at Moonshiners Friday night. If you're in Lincoln, Nebraska, you want to come to Moonshiners, that's where we're at. It's a ton of fun. You know what it is? It's a meet and greet, and it costs nothing to go. Weird. Right. Because that's the way you're supposed to do meet and greets if they're in a public place. You don't charge.
Strangest thing. You have to buy your own drinks. Yeah, but you don't pay me just to go. That's silly. Anyways, sorry. Total side note. Don't know how that happened. And the regulars know who we are and don't care. The bartender makes her drinks the way I like it. I changed my drink. I don't have to order a double anymore. I don't have to order a double or burnt. No, don't, or else you will be having straight. Just hand me a bottle. Wrong. Yeah, so that's awesome. I love it.
Cole was a little drunk. I don't know how. I don't remember drinking. I mean, I didn't get blackout drunk, but I didn't have that much drink. I look at him. He just looks glazed over. I'm like, how are you doing? And he goes, fine fine tall tale sign when i hurt my head when cole shakes his head he's trying to shake himself sober and i'm like oh okay how are we doing he doesn't think it's time to go and i said for some reason i know i'm starting feeling sappy i don't even know why.
And then some guy on the way out the door, I don't even remember exactly what he said, but he was just like, you're just, you look, I don't know. And I'm like, okay. Cole helped. Cole's like, she does porn. Drunk Cole.
So he took a picture of my OnlyFans because he couldn't log into his OnlyFans He never joined it So whatever We get home and Cole gets out of the car And he's like oof I'm like oh boy We get in the house He goes I'm not doing so good And I didn't have that much I swear I didn't have that much To drink yeah i don't know yeah i'm like okay we lay down in bed and he goes i'd have i'd fuck you go i'd fuck you but i'll puke on you i'm like then let's not yeah no i yeah i was and shannon he was claiming drunk after mixed drink in a shot i yeah it it hit me weird it hit me heart and that was weird because i i didn't have me, that wasn't nothing compared to what I normally have.
So, whatever. You must not have had much to eat. Something. I have no idea. I just don't care. I don't know. Okay, so... You were claiming you were drunk after... I was feeling it, yeah. Because I remember telling Shannon, I was like, oh. I would have gotten you some bread or something. You got me funions. Oh, bullshit. Quit saying you'd have gone to McDonald's. No, you wouldn't. Early in the night, I would have gone to McDonald's. No, you wouldn't. You say that, and that's a huge lie.
If you're ever drinking and was partying with us and Amanda promised you food, it's bullshit. She won't do it. She never has. She never will. She'll tell you she's going to. She'll promise we'll stop. That is a lie. One day we did stop. Shut up. She'll promise we'll stop and we'll drive past every restaurant because she's counting on me, passing out, and not realizing it. We stopped one time. One time. Out of 27,000 every weekend we got. And one time. I got you a bag of chips.
You got me a bag of chips so I didn't eat. Somebody else had Funyuns. And they gave me one. Elaine did. Elaine did. And it was the greatest tasting chip I'd ever had. I got you. Okay. It happens. I don't know. They did taste really good. Look, I was, for some reason, obviously, apparently I was starving to death and drunk. I have no idea. In public. I have no clue. In public. I have no idea. Did you not think you were going to be in public? I didn't think I was going to get drunk.
I had like three drinks and a shot. No, we counted four. Yeah, four drinks and a shot. Over the course of the whole night. That's nothing. That's like, I can do that and still function. I had one drink, a shot, and I drank Diet Pop the rest of the night. Well, thank God. I'd have been walking home if you hadn't. Poor Mike. Mike wanted to tell me hello. Hello. I just got myself a Diet Coke, and it was full. He comes over to say hi. I was looking at him.
I didn't catch what was happening, and I had a drink in my lap. You were wet and drippy all over you. Bob got up quick he fly he flew he's like i wasn't gonna get hit with it no well i didn't realize it for probably a couple of seconds before i realized my entire lap was drenched in pop and you squealed he was cute because that's what you do you're a squealer i'm a squealer you're a squealer squealer squeal for me squeal for me. By the time I left they a squealer. I'm a squealer.
You're a squealer. A squealer. Squealer. Squeal for me. Squeal for me. By the time I left, they were mostly dry. I'm pretty close. And then when I got home, I don't know, because I went to sleep. I hooked up my CPAP machine, and away I went. Yeah. Okay. So, I had another question. We've butterflown. We're totally off. Okay. What are we doing? We were talking about the weekend. We're doing just fine. I don't know. I have no idea. Shannon said he'll bring you a cheeseburger. I know.
That's awesome. Because I can count on, I know that I can count on Shannon to bring me a cheeseburger. It'll be sweet. It'll be the best tasting cheeseburger ever, I guarantee it. So, anyways, so the question, I had about three different ones I've gotten over the past couple of weeks that all kind of gear towards the same thing.
It's all, and we're going to call this section, are you leaving are we keeping you up what are we doing let's just checking you were about yawning checking your watch i didn't know anyways uh it's vibrated there's a structure fire we'll put it in your lap and hold on uh it's all about there you go it's all about endings there here okay this is something that i find interesting is how many people have reached out recently about how to appropriately end the night okay now i and it kind of blows my mind because i'm trying to think back to when we used to play as a couple right or?
Or when we were first in the lifestyle. I can remember the nervousness of starting things. And I'm trying to think if I really remember awkwardness at the end of the night. I mean, I guess a little bit, because it kind of reaches that point where it's like, okay. We only had a, no, we had a couple instances where we just got in the car and went. What the hell just happened? No, they're talking more about their plan. But that was a weird ending of a night. Right.
But the questions that are coming are basically, you've played, now how do you end it? They feel awkward when everybody's leaving, when everybody's going their separate way at the end of the night after playing. And I'm just trying to think. I guess I kind of can remember that. I mean, the first couple times it's kind of weird. I will say that.
The first couple times when you're playing as a couple, you've hooked up, and then it's time to leave, it's kind of like everybody's getting dressed because it's soaking in the whole concept of what just happened, right? Like a little bit of, you know, especially where we like to sport fuck. So, you know, the dumb people bye and whatever, it's kind of like. Well, you know.
I guess it was never awkward it was never awkward for well i don't know if they're talking about it being awkward saying goodbye or awkward of well when do you get up and put clothes on both the the because three or four couples that that sent me stuff one one was about you know like wrapping it up that you know we're not we're not we're done going another round. We're not going to go another round. Type thing. And kind of wrapping it up to go and start getting dressed.
And one was more the actual, you know, I'll say, I guess it would be salutations, you know, of saying goodbye and whatever.
So, like, the one that was on wrapping up with clothes they had they didn't really know what to do on their first time they've only hooked up a couple of times and uh i gotta think back because it was like saying a couple but it was had only hooked up a couple of times and the the wife just kind of he said that his wife just like jumped up and put her clothes on started putting her clothes on because everybody was done but that then they felt like afterwards that it kind of left a bad vibe.
And they felt like maybe they had moved too fast or they should have said something different so it didn't feel like they were like, okay, we're sick of you, now we're leaving type thing. I mean, I guess I can see that.
Well, you have some people, if y'all are just sitting around talking and some or you just get done you hop up you throw your clothes on it's like we need to hurry up and get the hell out of here because that was horrible it'd be the first thing in my mind of oh my god they're bailing that quick what did i do wrong did i do something wrong but we've always been ones to to sit around talking well the, I think one thing that we kind of had an easy thing with it was because when we used to play as a couple, usually there was multiple rounds.
You know, you'd go and everybody's sitting around talking and then, you know. You're going again. Then all of a sudden things are just kind of starting to go.
One of the two pairs start to go again and that just kind of goes it was always kind of easy when i smoked because you know it would be like i would need a cigarette at some point in time you know we've been in there a couple hours or whatever i need a cigarette so i would hey i'm gonna go out and have a cigarette real quick so you're partially already dressed and there was a couple times that kind of just made it an easy way to end if they smoked too or, you know, then it was like once everybody kind of got dressed and that kind of just naturally ended it because people were looking at their phone, looking at their time, oh, God, whatever type thing.
So it kind of naturally went that way. But a lot of times we were an hour away.
So it was easy to go, you know, know it's like five o'clock in the morning we probably really should go home and beat the sun up there was one time that we were like they offered if they wanted to go out to breakfast run no we got to go you know because we've had a couple just half the couple just run out of the room i was like what just happened you know so i think it's more just that there's nothing wrong with saying hey i you know this has been fun but we kind of got to go yeah i mean there's there's nothing wrong with saying that it's it's interesting because they're the couple that wrote that their concern been they're like what we were they didn't want to spend the night you know and so that they were trying to make sure that they didn't kind of get roped into spending the night.
We never would get roped in that because we just flat out had no problem saying we don't spend the night. And there's nothing wrong with saying that either. Right. If that's your thing, there's nothing wrong with saying that. When we were new, the need for that reconnection sex was really important. If we did it now, it's like, no. We'll catch you on Wednesday.
A me a couple of days yeah it's not a big deal but there's nothing wrong with saying hey this has been a lot of fun we got to go but because if you you can kind of gauge it you know usually you know about how long it seems like we'd always both be finishing about the same time and then you know sitting there talking there talking and then the next round would kind of start. There wasn't a huge long. It's when that break between starts going way longer or somebody starts yawn or somebody.
There's little subtle signs that kind of, hey, it's okay and to go ahead. And if it was great fun, you know, whatever, Todd, got to go, got to let the dogs out. I mean, but that's a legit thing to do. The other one I thought was interesting was the questions on what to say or how to handle actual leaving. And I was trying to delve into more so I understood. I'm like, so you say bye, it was a great time, and go.
The challenge they were having, one, is their rule is no kissing okay okay so which that would because i can see where that would be a little more awkward because for us you know it was always like you know i'd shake his hand and her and i would kiss again i'd tell him you know you're doing the same Well, you know. Yeah, but you can just give a hug and say it was great. You've already mashed your body parts together anyway, so a hug shouldn't be off limits. Right.
Their thing was that they were concerned about not trying to commit or be committal or noncommittal for a future time because they hadn't got the chance to talk. So I guess that answers that men's question. But I mean, honestly, I think they're overthinking it. I think you can overthink what you're saying and the effects. Here's how you don't commit to a next time. We should do that again. You know, we should. That's very vague. That's okay. That's a polite statement.
What you don't say is, we should do that again. How about Wednesday? That's not, that's a commitment. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I think you can easily just go, you know, we had a great time. Can't wait to talk about it on our way home. Right. You know, and we'll be seeing y'all soon. Does not mean a hookup. Yeah. Well, I was going to say to me, say your line to me about what I just said about doing it again, meeting again. It was a great time. We should do it again. It's a great time.
We should do it again. It was a great time. Hug. It's a salesman technique. Okay. So you acknowledge, repeat, ignore, move on. Okay. That's what you do.
So you acknowledge repeat ignore move on okay that's what you do so uh-huh you acknowledge that yep you repeat it was a great time you ignore the rest of it and then you move on with what we'll talk to you soon and again thanks a million thanks loved it that's what you do you again and honestly in this day and age truly where people go we just want honesty there's nothing wrong with saying you know we had a lot of fun and when they go well we should do again you know what yeah we can't wait to talk about it to talk about it and process it and then we'll we'll let you know me i would crack a joke i'd be like you got to give me time to like use this jack off for the next two weeks you know give me I would make some smarts going.
But seriously, there's a degree of don't overthink it. Way overthink it. It's, I get asked all the time, well, what should the message be like the next day? What should be, just take a deep breath. You did the hard part. You fucked. Well, I mean, seriously. Right.
You did the hard part you fucked well I mean seriously you did the hard part don't panic when someone says that was great we should do it again because they could be just as awkwardly coming up with what to say without going they don't want to say that was shitty get the fuck out please don't ever touch me again you know okay disappointment had a blast you know they don't they don't want to say that either so there's certain things it's kind of like when somebody goes walks up oh cool great to see you how are you doing they don't really care how i'm doing okay keep that in mind so just because someone well we should do that again does not mean they're going i've got my phone out or in my case my handy day planner when should we pencil it in it doesn't mean that don't overthink it yeah there's nothing wrong with you know just don't trap yourself i think if you overthink things that's when you will yourself.
Well, yeah, maybe next week we can look at doing something. Dumbass. Now you've just trapped yourself. Yeah, but you have a whole week to tell them no. Well, right. But the thing is, or you can just not panic and not say something that will, like, you know. I've panicked and said stuff.
Well, everybody does when you're new why did i say that everything does me remember by that point in time of the night everybody's probably tired everybody's you're kind of on a high note so everybody's gonna just leave it positive and and scoot on out i mean there's nothing wrong at any point time go hey this is great we gotta go there's nothing wrong with that at any point in time. There's nothing wrong at any point in time to go, hey, this is great, we've got to go.
There's nothing wrong with that at any point in time. There's nothing wrong with, hey, it was a lot of fun, yeah, you know what, we can't wait to talk about it. If you've known them for a long time, I think there's more of a challenge. We didn't have that as much because we sport-fucked, right? So you didn't have all the lead-up.
We we weren't good friends with the people before we hooked up with them so you didn't have a lot of that did it live up to expectations well we've been talking about this for six months and we built this friendship and whatever and now we didn't have that awkwardness we did with one with one single guy that i hooked up with and it was just it ruined it yeah honestly yeah Thank you. We didn't have that awkwardness. I did with one single guy that I hooked up with, and it was just, it ruined it.
Yeah. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the funny thing is, is some of the people that we sport fucked with have become great friends. And that's okay.
You know, I just believe that that's, what I can't imagine what people have to stop doing is can you imagine going through because the one couple said after the first time where the one that well the wife jumped up and started getting dressed after the next time they hooked up and the next couple times hooked up the whole time when they were playing they were concerned about how it was going to end without upsetting somebody so so they took the fun time the hookup time and instead of being just in a moment they're worried about the end so they're killing the fun in their mind they're stressing themselves out why they're supposed to be having the most fun about how it's gonna end that's silly to me why overthink it i don't know it it it it doesn't seem that that difficult i mean really i always just tell sales people there's nothing you can do that i can't fix you know if you say something wrong i can fix it it's kind of the same thing there's really nothing that you can say or do that's gonna absolutely unless you just jump up and go fuck you, fuck you, and go run out of the room.
That's probably unfixable. But unless you do something that there's really nothing. It's like we're new, we didn't know. You have that out all the way through. Crack a joke. I would be all about that. I don't really know how to end this if we're new at this, so you've seen my penis, have a great night. I mean, I would crack some sort of joke like that. That's what I would do. No, but a lot of them we saw at the bar, so it was easy to go, well, we'll see you next week.
We'll party with you next week or whatever. And then whether they showed up or not, we didn't commit to anything if you just say you're partying. The thing is, you don't have to commit. Just don't commit to stuff. You don't have to commit. And then have that honest conversation. But don't ruin the fun part. No. Don't ruin the fun part by overthinking it. Great news. How was the sex? I don't know. I was terrified the whole time when it was going to end. I haven't had a hard-on for two hours.
I just kept slamming my limp wiener in there hoping she wouldn't know. God. There's been times I'm like, oh my God, are we done yet? I'm getting kind of tired here. Are we done yet? There was one couple, and I don't remember who was off the top of my head. I just remember her and I were having a grandiose time. And you guys had had fun.
And you guys had a longer pause between round two, and you guys had fun, but we were just like pause between round two and then you guys had fun but we were just like we were just going to town at one because i remember saying to her like you know looking over going i think they're ready for us to be done and she goes she started laughing because yeah because we were just having we were just going and going i miss those days you think i would have burned that memory in my brain better but no i remember one time one guy goes here let's cuddle and we'll watch him like okay yeah but and and that's awkward then that's why i'm like no we actually enjoyed watching but if you go get water or snacks there's that cheeseburger shit again instead of just watching go get snacks.
I'm not going to leave. Well, I would now. Well, I hope now. Well, now I would turn around and go thirsty. I guess you should have planned ahead a time and brought a drink with you. You knew you'd be working out. If you're going to watch this show, why don't you provide the actor and actress with some snacks? That looks awesome. All right, what a great place to be. Wow. Like that would ever happen. Now I'm just like, quick, give me some two popsicle sticks and some duct tape.
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