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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging, the episode where we get in a fight over fucking who gets up earlier and who can stay quiet longer this is season seven don't look like a bitch this is season seven episode uh 303 so yeah there you go one time you went and did one event keep it in mind don't bring your work home with you you always bitch me about that I'm just kidding So anyways, sponsors, yeah Welcome, good show, here we go, gotta leave Sponsors, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com If you want to know what's going on In the adult world, as well as the lifestyle And maybe you want to see our ads I don't know, it's something fun to do Check out ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Make it a habit to read each month's new edition. So that's pretty cool. And also, hey, you know what? Take care of that special vagina in your life. Don't use, don't settle for a cut rate. Yeah, there it is. There's a fuzzy one. Don't settle for a cut rate electronic toy that could shock you and kill you nope, if you want to go with a quality sexual username that you know you can trust motorbunny.com check them out today, get a $50 rebate or discount on it when you go online to get your motorbunny you can get one of the originals or the brand new buck and again you can go on our Casbah page on Pornhub, that'd be Casbah on Pornhub and you can see Miss Amanda getting off on her I'm sorry. Speaker2: I'm sorry. You can get one of the originals or the brand-new Buck. And, again, you can go on our Casbah page on Pornhub. Speaker1: That'd be Casbah on Pornhub. And you can see Miss Amanda getting off on her motorbunny. It was a lot of fun. Speaker2: Zik. Speaker1: And, finally, hey, it's Memorial Weekend coming up. You know what that means. It's barbecue time. A lot of people are going to have a lot of meat on grills. Some people are going to put average meat in their mouth. Speaker2: Why? Speaker1: When you can have top-quality meat rubs. From SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com, get your pen and paper. Let me spell it for you, kids. S-M-O-K-I-N-M-E-A-T-S-B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S.com. Treats, make sure you take and get yours today. One of six delicious flavors. If you use Casbah 15, you can get a 15 a 15 discount and coming at that we will have them supposedly at uh crazy summer nights will be the release of our very own uh casbah special blend that you can actually get casbah special blend then so make sure that you check that out as well do we get to try it first uh trying to hopefully it depends normally yes but we're well don't know. I don't know if they'll have it. If they won't have it then, we will have it in Vegas, at Crazy Vegas Nights. So it just kind of depends. But we'll try it. June, we're gone so much, it could be a little more challenging. True. But check it out. Also, real quick, shout out. Make sure you check out Miss Amanda's new site. Well, not new site, but updated site, missamanda.net. It has all the locations where you can meet and party with miss amanda uh and you want to check that out and coming very very soon it's not up yet because i just checked because i gave it out and it shows it's not up yet triple x santa.com if you want to see the dirty pictures with santa if you want to get or you want to hire Santa to do dirty pictures, videos, or more, reach out. That's my website, santa, triplexsanta.com. Check it out today. A whole bunch of people were amazed at that. No, don't check it out today because it's not really up and going. Hopefully by when they hear this, it won't be. A whole bunch of people were amazed that I got.com. Well, that's why I said go with the.com. Yeah, they were amazed that it was actually available. Mind you, I could have got SantaXXX.com at only a slight price of $1,700 a year. And I was like, no, don't need it that bad. So, whatever. But, so I'm pretty excited about that.
So, we've got a really cool show. We've got a couple of really good questions. Because, again, for those of you who don't know, tell your friends friends to start listening again because we went back to our old format with questions you had some fun today you had and well you had a new experience today it's been kind of leading up do you want to talk a little bit about what you have what because obviously miss amanda.net and your your adult, although it's all tied in with Casbah, it's also kind of a separate little thing. So you're doing some things that are not an us thing. It's a you thing. So do you want to kind of tell them a little bit what you've been doing with recently and what led up today?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
No, I'm kidding.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Well, that was great. Now I'm moving right along. No, I was a dom today. I whipped your ass. No, I'm kidding. Okay, and his story put in those little things on the component X update. No, she didn't. Not me. But it wasn't just a, this has been leading up. Yeah, we've been talking for a while. You found a guy found you on Fat Life and wanted you to be be a dom. And you guys have been working through that process of kind of setting up, establishing guidelines and rules. He needed a release, and I took Troy with me. Right, yeah. You took Troy with you? Yeah. Which is one of the things that's been really cool is that you have had, because obviously, anytime this is not something that you have spent a lot of your years, sexual years in this, so it's a learning curve. No, but, you know, I've been learning about it for, gosh, nine, ten years. Right, right. Well, yeah, we've been exposed to it and you've been learning but it's still nice you've been lucky you've got local uh resources you've got a couple different people you've been able to talk to rev shannon uh don you and some of our friends on east coast lorenzo and casey carter so you've been fortunate to have a lot of of resources to kind of help along that process. And it was really cool because Rev did go with you today as your mentor to help the whole process. And where he has an injured left arm and I have an injured right arm. We kind of try to balance each other. So basically you're like Bert and Ernie and each one had an injured wing and you're tying each other on and helping out and there you go well that's that's perfect so that's that's um so no it was it was good i kind of had some pent-up stuff that would be about me so that was just picturing my my face on his ass just so we can all be clear Let's all stand on the same page No, I didn't picture anybody's face on anybody's ass But it was a good time Okay, so the key is That we've stressed the importance of leaving your work And coming home Because if you try that here, then there's going to be a fist fight You wanted to hear about it No, I did want to hear about it. I was joking that we were not.
Speaker2:
We need clarification that you might be a switch.
Speaker3:
I am not. So I told him that I wanted to practice or do some arm tying with you.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker3:
And you were like, fine. When I asked you like a year ago, you said, absolutely not.
Speaker2:
Right. Yes.
Speaker3:
And I'm like, okay. So I'd, like, practice on my legs.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Initially, yes. But it's a learning curve. And initially, I was like, fuck, no. But in my defense, we all have certain things we like and we all have certain things that we despise. Yes. I am exceedingly claustrophobic. And I am exceedingly We have a chin pen Little dog That Ways phobic and i am exceedingly i i we have a chin pin little dog that that weighs uh uh 25 pounds that you can hear barking in the background well somebody knocked on the door which is just awesome uh if he lays on the blanket next to me and and pins me down it makes pins it down it makes me freak out so any of you have that have seen our events where we've done sensory deprivation they've had me tied up i hate that so for me to even be willing to like agree to it's like you didn't end up doing it but any type of restraint no i just did it on mine yeah so that's awesome so yeah uh so who do you use for rope you've used different people all the way through but someone who's tied you up who is my rope instructor well okay so what was it two three years ago tr tied me you ever suspended me. It was the first time trying it. Any other rope things have just been tutorials that I've watched and done on myself. Weren't you also tied up? Didn't Don tie you up? Yes. Don did tie me up from Kinky Frame of Mind at a Christmas party. That was, what, a year ago? A year and a half ago? A year and a half ago. Yeah. So he tied me up. Ininky frame of mind at a christmas party that was what a year ago year and a half ago year and a half yeah so he tied me up and suspend me from a luggage cart yeah that's one of the joys of being short here you're easy to store apparently it was like i was just swinging on the fun size and you can just start rolling me away i can just start rolling me away. I don't know. Should have put you out in the parking lot. That was fun. That'd been funny as fuck. Yeah. Don will be doing some of our teaching at KWN. Mm-hmm. He's done it. He did Rove two years ago, Impact, last year. And he worked with Rev this year on Impact at KWN because they were wounded from their accident. So yeah. Absolutely. So it's been really cool. So that's something totally different and something broadening. Broadening of your horizons. It is. And you're getting new shoes accordingly because he likes shoes. Your sub likes shoes.
Speaker3:
He kissed my feet. Yeah. It's all good.
Speaker1:
Rubbed him on his nuts.
Speaker3:
I only have one foot on the bench to just
Speaker1:
I'm going to show you what I to just touch his nuts as he. Swayed. Swayed. I know. We're working on it. I started to lose my balance. I gained it back. It was all good. Thank God for the yoga. If you had come home, we would have been in worse shape. Like, oh, I fell. I'd have been like, what? Really? What happened? No. So it was alright. So that was kind of cool. So that was a new experience. We're getting lots of stuff. And you're starting to do other new things this week. You started doing your lives on OnlyFans this week. OnlyFans, yeah. And you'll be doing you'll be going back to doing your lives on Chatterbait
Speaker3:
again. Okay, so I want to laugh about
Speaker2:
Chatterbait. I used to do it a while back. Okay, so Troy said I smiled when she put her foot on his crotch. Wait a minute. When you say a while back, how long ago a while back was it? Okay, no, we're going to laugh because I had to remember all my... Oh, look, he messaged me. I had to remember back remember back no i don't think he knows what it is um i had to go find my login okay so i'm trying to find it and i go to look and i'm like oh i figured out my login not really hard they're all kind of the same imagine that casbah so i'm looking at and i'm looking at my stats when look at my stats, last time you went live was 10 years ago. I don't know if you still have your following base from then. I had 604 followers. You did. And I think it doesn't send out, like, when you go live, it'll send out. We'll see how many of those are still there. I think you'll get more. But it's cool that you're doing it again because, obviously, you – you that was a long we were new into swinging when you did that the first time because we've been swinging for almost 13 years you were new into swinging then and I was a stay-at-home mom at the time totally different level of of where we're at now for your comfort level and things like that so I think that'll'll be – it's going to be cool. So that's going to be awesome. We've got cool new bed stuff and stuff so the bed's all pretty. We did that last week. I got a bed spread specifically for camming. And it's fuzzy as fuck. I want to roll right on it. And I like to be tickled. It probably has – it's almost like a shag carpet, like almost two inches long. But softer. It's like, oh. But I'm not allowed to play because it's her work one.
Speaker3:
I'm just like, I just want to roll out of it. Can I just lay on this?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
I just want to lay on it naked. I'd be like, oh, but I can't. So that's all right. And new headboards and stuff. Headboards, yeah.
Speaker3:
Yes, the new headboards that you absolutely hated.
Speaker1:
I'm just trying to get some acknowledgement for being your fucking roadie in this whole thing. Because I'm kind of your roadie.
Speaker3:
You are kind of my roadie.
Speaker1:
I carry your shit and I'm your roadie.
Speaker3:
But I have to say, the blanket got hot.
Speaker1:
We go right past it, right back to the fucking blanket.
Speaker3:
Well, because it looked comfy because she was watching on OnlyFans.
Speaker1:
And, well, it got really hot when you're sitting there. Rolling around naked. Rolling around naked. Give me your glasses. They're fucking gross. When are they not? When they're new. Yeah. So there's all kinds of cool new shit. Okay. So, but now we got to focus. Focus so true don't do that what i just saw the replay on the camera whoa of what nothing what was it my head no my head oh okay i look at my head all the time on there and i go my hair looks stupid it wasn't my wasn't my hair that I was thinking would look stupid. What was it? The gaps in between it. Anyways, oh, God, I need to start coloring. I need a marker. It's horrible. If you have hair similar to my color, please send it to me. When you give yourself haircuts, I need some glue. Anyways, okay, so we've got good questions. Okay. Okay. Do we have good answers probably not that that's answers are not uh required and included so let's do if we only get to one we'll get to one okay uh i got this this email uh from some folks in new mexico and it was really it interesting question and email. And I'm giving the shorter version of stuff because it's just easier that way. Anywho, they've been in the lifestyle about two and a half, three years, so a while. Okay. So not newbies by any stretch. They were having a conversation with some folks.
Speaker2:
Oh, and so anyways, they got all upset at a newer couple. Okay, so they got upset at a newer couple. Because when they were talking to a newer couple, they were really interested, had a nice time at an event. And they had made the decision they wanted to at some point in time pursue this further in the next couple of days okay okay so i don't know if the event was more like a meet and greet type thing not hotel convenient not whatever which is fyi kind of strange for us because we've always even when we were able to to sport fuck, we would just go and get a hotel right then, right? I mean, we've never been one to, like, hey, that's awesome. Maybe in a couple, let's plan in, you know, two days to hook up. That's never been anything.
Speaker3:
Not good or bad, just different.
Speaker1:
Anywho, the other couple was talking about how they would need to check their schedule to look how they could fit them in for fit in playtime with them. Okay. Okay. And they even put harmless enough. But then it went further. It was because they always do playtime on a certain day, how they could fit in playtime between other playdates that day. and they got into this couple when they heard that got really upset uh and basically felt like that that was gross and uh that they were you know that they were being that's just super slutty and whatever and her and her husband have had a discussion on, is it really such a big deal, the playdates? Is it more the wording that they chose to fit in? That's our playdate day, and we're going to try to squeeze you in, almost like a doctor's appointment type thing, or is it the actual act of that many playdates at one shot? And I thought that was a really interesting question. And so what they want to know is, are they blowing the whole thing out of proportion? Is it just a matter of people should word it better, or should there be a red flag with that, with that much having set up playdates a row did that make sense i guess versus it did make sense only because we've kind of somewhat lived it right years ago we had someone going well she has a date this day and she has a date this day and we're going to hit these two people on the way into town they had appointments yes appointments that's how that's how the husband described it she has appointments you know two on this day and then we're coming to town and she has you know a couple appointments this time and when i met him it's like well she's at an appointment right now and that was just a turnoff yes i didn't want to hook up with her but it was a turnoff it was like it's not necessarily that you take advantage if you have certain days that you can play right i don't think it's necessarily anybody else's business of how many appointments or dates you have right you hear that it is a red flag in my in my head and in fairness to add content to this right to our experience with this you and i disagreed on this initially because um my thing was i said the whole concept of lifestyle is to fuck and I use the example that we had at that point in time, and we have many times since. Been to house parties. Most people don't go to a house party with multiple couples and only have sex with one couple. I use the example that we had been at a house party not that long before there, where we both had sex with four or five different people in that night, that night. And so acknowledge that your point was valid, but by the same time, you'd admit, yeah, but it felt different versus scheduling appointments. It was distasteful. It was distasteful, and it just had the wrong ring to it. And at at that time we were both kind of like we didn't we never agreed at that time we didn't necessarily agree it was like i thought you were being over about it over you know it just didn't sit right with me right i want to read what people jessica puts i personally wouldn't play with anyone doing it back to back like that uh shannon put is it potentially that they are discussing all the appointments exactly uh michaela it is a safety thing condoms and testing are options if it's a morality thing maybe this couple isn't for you no fault if it's a connection thing maybe spend more time getting to know them and decide later all very good points so in our scenario it was it was a huge turn off to you and and in hindsight okay so i'm gonna i'm gonna do it this way in hindsight you could really see how they were that new person uh vigor well because we them at a club, and she was all over everybody. Yeah. Not that that's a bad thing, because we all flirt and we all have fun. But I felt the vibe was just off. The vibe was off. So the thing was, is that, and as after the fact, okay, and I'm back in a second but after the fact they literally were having massive amounts of appointments like they were they were hooking up with their like every single day they had they were new and they were fucking uh she had done a lot of things and had a lot of personal improvements. So she was – knew her, knew her, excited, and running hard, which happens to a lot of people when they're new in the lifestyle. They discover it. But to an extreme, we did end up hooking up with them, not as you did not want to. You gave in and humored me one night while I've been drinking.
Speaker3:
But I didn't do anything.
Speaker1:
You didn't do anything, and you specifically said make sure because we've always – honestly, we've always been – Thank you. humored me one night, Colvin drinking. But I didn't do anything. You didn't do anything and you specifically said make sure, because we've always honestly, we've always been partner's choice on condoms. You said to me, and I quote, I don't care, but you fucking make sure you cover it with her. And Colvin drinking and we went back and before you guys even, you and him even do anything we were already fucking and guess what cold then do so i guess he didn't get sex until he got tested and and part of that was because the next week leading up to that so there was like three days after that i was talking i'm like how are you getting tested Because now it's like Processing in my brain And the answer was we haven't And she goes I think Should we do that I said oh my god yes Because they were having they were fucking A lot and they were we were three weeks Out from another party that they were going to be at, where she had appointments lined up. Literally, seven days later from that, her and I having that discussion, yes, you need to get tested. She sent a thing out saying they tested positive for herpes. And there was eight of us, guys that had a very shitty Thursday night because eight of us got to sit down and tell our wives, which all the wives involved did not want their husbands to hook up with her to begin with. Had to sit and tell their wives, here's where this scenario is at. And then we all got to go through the fucking horrendous waiting game of going and getting tested because we didn't know if we had been exposed to her piece or not, and waiting for the results. And let me tell you, that motherfucking thing, that gave me some gray hairs. 100% deserved. Now, all eight of us were very fortunate that we did not. None of us. None of you. None of us had it. And what ended up being the couple of couple of the weekend we had all played with her either on a on a thursday or friday or saturday on the following on her way home on her way home on the following weekday she had played and uh had played with somebody and that's when she got it and had her first outbreak three days later and played while she was in an outbreak and literally they had hooked up with a couple that was their very first time doing a swap and gave them marvis and so a lot of lessons to be learned in all of this but listen to your wife your wife. Well, but then as we're finding out later, massive amounts of appointments, literally over lunch, over breaks, over whatever. And it's still not to say that everything is, you know, there's nothing. The lifestyle is about having sex, but as somebody mentioned, testing, condoms, the problem with something like herpes, condoms won't stop it. Just an FYI. But about testing and about responsibility. And I think when you get new, when you're new, it's easy to let it, the excitement of the lifestyle can be like the ultimate drug. I mean, it's a high and that's a positive, but that can be Thank you. Excitement of the lifestyle can be like the ultimate drug. I mean, it's a high, and that's a positive, but that can be a negative. I think that wording, and you tell me if you feel differently, that verbiage can give the wrong impression on a lot of it. Shannon, I think, had mentioned, could it partially be you're discussing appointments you're discussing using words like appointments yes one that is a you are discussing it and that kind of goes against the whole code of of of discretion and or even if you're not it seems like you are so verbiage using things like appointment using things like scheduling you in uh yeah i'm like going gosh if you don't have time for me then why bother well the the thing is is and i think you said it is it really everybody else's business i mean one obviously the most important thing is you should be using being safe sex and you should be getting tested and you need to be taking proper precautions accordingly. But sharing, there's oversharing, and I think that's another really big thing that happens to new people. You're excited and you want to tell somebody about this, how much fun you're having, but you can't go to sit around in the break room of your work usually and
Speaker2:
tell,
Speaker1:
guess what?
Speaker2:
I mean,
Speaker3:
that doesn't,
Speaker1:
that doesn't work. So you get excited.
Speaker2:
Well,
Speaker1:
other people in lifestyle, they understand you would think it's a place you could share that stuff, but it's really not, it's not appropriate,
Speaker3:
but really you shouldn't share any of it. Like you shouldn't go,
Speaker2:
well,
Speaker3:
I hooked up with this person,
Speaker1:
you know, after I did this and then I went and did this and then you know i hooked up with this other guy and it's just like no that's it's just a turn off it well it it's it's a low brow thing uh shannon put another thing would be oh look at how awesome we are with all these playmates yeah that's actually a really valid point. It's, you're, my Grammy, Grammy's called being a big guy. Oh, trying to be a big guy, you know, trying to show off, basically. Yeah, it, there's a, there's, there's a lot of room in the lifestyle to be sultry and slutty. Both are acceptable in the lifestyle. Neither one should have a negative connotation. But sultry generally is way hotter than slutty. And lowbrow and highbrow. And here's one of the things that if you have seen me in the recent months, I'm notorious. I'm a kisser. I'm a kisser. You kiss people? And you and I like to drink. And then I like to, you know, have other people taste my drink via tonsils. And so The realization even for me was Okay wait a minute. That's a lowbrow, right? Now, is there still times it's going to happen? Yeah. Am I going to apologize all the time for it? No. The value of where I'm at, I'm at it. So I don't really give a fuck as a general rule. And there's going to be some time a girl can come up and, yeah, it's, yeah, I don't care it's it's on but it doesn't have to be all the time right and so learning to to dial back and i think that's one of the challenges in the lifestyle is is dialing back sometimes just a scoge a little bit i do think to take the concept of i don't think the couple should have been pissy or give them a lecture. Because you're not going to change somebody by bitching at them. No. If anything, you make up your mind between each other if it was a turnoff or if you want to pursue it and move on. If you want them to understand why, there's nothing wrong to say, I'm sorry, that was a turnoff. I'm not interested. Or if you just want to go, yeah, it just isn't going to work. Either way, however you want to do it. But getting mad and bitching isn't going to help. But I want to talk more just about overall the concept of how important is language in the lifestyle. Because really, words have huge ramifications, like in real life, right? We know that. I'm notorious for sticking my foot in my mouth. No, no, you don't. No, you don't. You don't at all. I mean, but the thing is, is we say things and we don't sometimes understand the power of those words. And we don't understand exactly that. We don't think about what other people are hearing in their ramifications accordingly. So just like that. Well, this is our play day so we can fit you in. Okay. Well, great, you have a set day to play. You know, when you have jobs, yes, maybe Saturday is the only day that you can play, or you used to have Thursdays off work. Thursday was the day to play. But you can do the same. You're exactly right. You can accomplish the same thing by saying, when the opportunity comes up, we do that on Saturday. You're still conveying the information you need to convey without any way to really misconstrue that. It's when it goes, why only Saturday? So if you play with multiple people, you do it on Saturday. I'm just saying Saturdays are a day we're available. No matter what, there's no way to be trapped in that or to hurt anybody's feeling or to out anybody or to do anything different. People go, it doesn't matter. Let me put it this way. If you have an MMF threesome or an MFM threesome, there's a difference. If you don't know what the difference is, there's a big difference. The person in the middle is going to play with both the people on the ends. So if you're a straight guy, an MMF threesome might not be for you. Just saying. And there's things like that, you know, if you in the BDSM community, there are things that, you know, people aren't whipped. They're flogged. It sounds, it seems like maybe just schematics, but it's not. And it's really important that we have to learn to be careful with our language and what we use. And E&M people, I use swingers, we're notoriously loose tongue. And there are certain words that we drop just like that. We use the everybody loves everybody just like that. We use everybody, super good friends just like that. I mean, there's lots of words like that that we just fucking throw out there. And the thing is, is that we go, well, I meant like friend love. That doesn't mean that the person hearing it understood that. Just saying. Larry, the tone of your voice when communicating can mean anything from yes we're excited well that's inconvenient tone says a lot oh my god yes how many of us are notorious for saying oh yeah yeah i'm interested yeah and you're not or saying oh okay yeah i super, okay, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Ask me a question. Ask me some question. I don't care. Ask me some questions. Ask me something like for a time or something. Ask me something. What are you drinking? No. Like, no, commit me. Okay, fuck off my bad ask me a question that would be to try to get me to commit to something would you be interested in going to the store oh yeah uh-huh i'm notorious for that did i agree do i really want to go to the store there's sometimes he goes what did i just commit to yeah yeah and i'll be like yeah yeah uh-huh yeah yeah because in my brain i go i didn't commit to shit because i didn't i didn't say yes i didn't say no how do you take that however you want to and that is one of the most someone who knows about communication that's one of the most dangerous grenades you can throw out there. Yeah. And the next, you know, well, you said you wanted to. Fuck what? Son of a bitch. Remember, you said yeah, you'd be, yeah. Damn it. You know, how many people go, you know, oh, really? That's really, wow, uh-huh, uh-huh. We don't give a fuck. You know, people do that. It's that whole concept of, oh, how are you doing? We don't care. Nobody actually gives a fuck. It's just we're saying it to say it. No, that's a human thing. We're just saying it to say it. But in the lifestyle, there's a different, especially to new people. Let's face it, when you've been this while, you understand and you're not as, like like hypersensitive looking for clues to get fucked you know so you understand more it's like okay when somebody goes you understand what somebody goes you know we'll have to figure out a time to do that when you're new you're like i'm gonna get to fuck them when you've been anywhere you're going to go, that'll happen maybe it won't you're not as hypersensitive but we forget that as you get experience and and we say that stuff and the problem is it's generally the new people that are the most like do you remember the old cartoon with the big bulldog spike and i was like hey spike spike hey spike, hey, Spike, what are we doing, Spike? You want to do this, Spike? Want to have a drink, Spike? Hey, let me get this for you. Spike. That's like new people as swingers. And so Spike goes, eh, shut up. And that's experiencing where you're like, yeah, we'll have to make that happen sometime. And so then they're like, you know, Spike likes me. Spike's going to fuck me later. And Spike's going, eh, shut up. I mean, that's the same thing that happens in swingers. Yeah. Such an out. Well, but it's something everybody understands. There's some people that are probably listening that are not old enough for that. In that case, go to Google, look up Bugs Bunny cartoons, and you'll be, I'm just saying.
Speaker2:
Now these news workers are going to be listening to everything you say. They're like, he's just saying, eh, shut up. No way.
Speaker3:
No, not really.
Speaker2:
It's usually pretty obvious who I want to fuck you.
Speaker3:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
I'm not like Miss Fakin' over here.
Speaker2:
So yesterday, I'm going to tell this story real quick because it's really fucking funny. I'm really proud of you. I'm in my office, and she's in cam in a way. And she was done. She was, no, it was before you started cam, and you were like, I'm like, you should practice. I was being as smart as I left. And I'm sitting in my office, and all of a sudden, I know she hasn't started cam yet because I see the time. So I know what time she was going to start. And all of a sudden, it sounds like I'm going, wow. Because it sounds like I know that I pop back and I go, did you just get off?
Speaker1:
And you're like, no, it's just practicing.
Speaker2:
Fucking amazing. I'm like, fuck, yeah, that's awesome. So I'm not like, I can't hide it like she can.
Speaker1:
So usually if I want to fuck you, I'm pretty like hey it's it's i'm not usually as subtle i can be subtle smooth operator just saying you want to jump in on any of that no no you don't no because then everybody's not going to doubt if they got me off not everybody do that do the Wetness check.
Speaker2:
Check.
Speaker3:
The wetness check. Yes, is it wet?
Speaker1:
Wet, is it wet If she takes and grabs Hold on and squirts a hose bottle up there first No, just saying You know what they need to make I just thought Here my whole thing was like my whole thing was like gonna stay on track but i can't help myself because you did that think about this guys or gals actually wouldn't it be awesome if instead of like a tide pod they made a lube pod so you can stick it up there so that no matter what, eventually it was just going to pop open to you. Oh, look, I came. Oh, yeah. So the dude that can't get you off for shit can go home feeling all proud of himself. They kind of have something like that already. They do? It's for women with vaginal dryness. It's actually almost like like tampon looking and they put it up there
Speaker3:
and one was a capsule and then it disintegrates and then he just lubricated and then there's another one shooting like a lubricant up there and then it just all leaks out and it's kind of a mess and gross is it kind of like doing a pit stop in a car race? Zzz! Kind of. A cooter pod. We need to have the cooter pods to be sponsors of KWI without a doubt. A cooter pod. That's awesome. Hey, now we did learn Shut up. We did learn on one of the information Facebook pages, there's actually a cum sponge. Yes. What was it called? It's a cum stick. You put it, if you don't cum drip it out of you, you put this stick in, absorbs it, and then you throw it away. I didn't know this was a thing. It looks kind of like the spoon you use to eat the ice cream when you're a kid in school it's about the same thing so I reached out to him to be a sponsor for KWN quit giving my wife ideas so yeah oh hey awesome can I give this thing for the the cooter pods
Speaker1:
oh that's fucking well okay
Speaker2:
so
Speaker3:
no they do you can get them in the store I've got them at the drugstore
Speaker1:
or you lick it off oh gross
Speaker3:
really
Speaker1:
okay
Speaker3:
but it literally I didn't know it was a thing I've never been bothered by cum
Speaker2:
but
Speaker3:
I guess
Speaker1:
yeah fuck you haven't you get it in your eye you're all kinds of pissed off
Speaker3:
okay well there's that
Speaker1:
you're like oh Thank you. Literally, I didn't know it was a thing. I've never been bothered by cum, but I guess... Yeah, fuck you haven't. You get it in your eye, you're all kinds of pissed off. Okay, well, there's that. You're like, oh, I can't... But this was about a gal that didn't like guys cumming in her because she didn't like the cum dripping out. Yeah, right, yeah. And I'm like... You know what she needed to do? A couple cranks to tighten it up so it seals better. Well, you can go in the bathroom and pretty much push most of it out. But still. A little bit of caulking goes a long ways. I didn't know the little stick thing was a thing. You learn something. Oh, and here's, we're going to take a quick recess real quick. Recess? Break. We're going to go play. Yeah. Important public service announcement. There's rules to having sex. And this is a rule that every woman needs to know. Even if his penis is small enough that you can talk clearly when you're sucking his dick, please don't. Fake it and always be like... Then, your man will always leave with a smile. But if you talk with his dick in your mouth clearly, you're going to have tears after sex. That's a public service announcement from Crazy Truth About Swinging. What the fuck did you come up with that? Because that was one of the rules I was helping a lot with at the bar this weekend. So, yeah. So, it come in the eye. It's not good. No, it's not. You can watch him swim across. That was one. That was one to grow on. So there will be quizzes. If you've listened, there will be quizzes at the bar when you've been drinking. But the rules are no giggling with dicks in your mouth. That rule was established about 10 years ago. No giggling with dicks in your mouth. And this is a new one. No speaking clearly with dicks in your mouth.
Speaker3:
So fake it.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
Up it. Yeah. Just saying. Up it. Is this what we're talking about? Yeah, Awkward Essentials, Cum Sponge.
Speaker2:
Cum Sponge.
Speaker1:
Cum Sponge.
Speaker3:
It's a dipstick for you.
Speaker1:
A dipstick for your cooter. I so want them to be a sponsor. I've reached out to them. I so want them to be a sponsor. You have no idea.
Speaker2:
And every gift bag, get your free cum sponge in every gift bag okay i know you have a thing for shoulders that make you wet quick the liquid test if you're concerned about the liquid test and you want to make yourself feel better no matter what there's a simple solution don't seems wet to me anyways uh okay so track staying on track we don't want to do you stay on track sure whatever absolutely says you do the impersonation of the dick in your mouth well you never know you gotta practice every time he gargles look every time he gargles listerine, I go. Most sexy.
Speaker3:
I practice making the most sexy sound in the world. Until yesterday, he put too much in his mouth because he thought he would finish the whole bottle.
Speaker2:
That was wrong.
Speaker3:
And then when I made the gurgling noise, it's always sticky.
Speaker1:
I had a blue fountain. I had just blown a smurf coming out of my mouth. It was awesome.
Speaker3:
And it was funny.
Speaker1:
I have sex in the rain always wet. There you go. Yeah. Congratulations. Feather in your cap. No, I'm trying to do a better job. Stay in focus. We got public service announcements are important. Okay. Move on. Carry on. Carry on. My wayward son. This is from Kentucky. Kentucky Rain go, an Elvis reference Thank you, thank you very much What you doing? Buttoning this button because it keeps showing Bras and shit Titty wraps Could be on a menu item Anyways, so newer couple Well not super new, whatever been there for a while uh and they're asking it's about how long play should be because we have a really hard time ending play sessions so i actually don't think their question is how long should play happen i think they're trying to figure out how to like avoid the awkward ending which when you think about this it's really kind of funny because you've gotten naked you've fucked like where we used to sport fuck strangers or people you've never fucked or maybe people you haven't fucked before but you know the awkward part should be like starting it the getting undressed the fucking the awkward part shouldn't be the leaving, but it is, it always kind of is. It is, though. It's like everybody sits there for a minute. Wait, do you pay your clothes? Are we done? You know what the dead sign giveaway is as a couple? When the guys are kind of sitting there like monkeys playing with their dick. When you're just kind of talking, you fuck a couple times, and everybody sits there, and the guys are just kind of like, you're just kind of touching it. That's working, but you're just kind of like awkwardly touching your dick. That's a really good time to be like, yeah, okay. And that's usually when it's like, because, you know, it is awkward. Now, it sucks because I don't smoke anymore. That was an easy way to know it was time to wrap up. Because if you then you had to go out you put you're halfway dressed so when you came back in usually the end for us my memories when we played this couple so many so long ago uh that by when it was truly the end this is the end my only friend uh doors reference you would i'd go out and come back in, and people were starting to, like, get dressed. So you knew not to start undressing again because everybody was starting to get dressed. But it's that awkward where we're just kind of talking, and you're just like, it's literally monkeys touching yourself. Usually it's just someone making the first move to get dressed. But the thing is, is if you're just sitting around talking, or you can usually tell if it's going to start back up. I was going to say, you don't want to just jump once you start talking to jump too soon because many a night that would have ended at three or four in the morning went to five or six in the morning because you went for round two or three i mean you know it's just funny because there's a couple there's that i think what it is is that it's like arguing over the check right it's like you're waiting for the waitress to come and say you know I'm going to get it no I'm going to get it no I'm going to get it so it's kind of the thing of no one wants to be the you know you and your spouse haven't talked to confer that yes you are going to get the check or you're not going to get the check and it's like so you want it you don't want like well are they done you know it's like I think everybody should just go okay are we all done Are we good? But that would seem so hard because someone goes, well, no, I wanted to go somewhere. Oh, okay. You know, type of thing. But we were different because we were never the naked by nine. We were the ones that fucking didn't start until the bar is closed. Yeah, but there's probably sometimes couples were happy to get rid of us. Yeah, we fucked them stupid. Duh. They'd be like. No one was ever kicking us out. There was no time where they were just sitting there looking at their watch going... I don't remember. Maybe. I mean, I don't remember any times like that. Probably sometimes when my dick wouldn't work, it was. But I don't remember, you know, anything like that. Very true. You know, I mean. Perfect time for snags. And that's, but I thought that was funny because I think a lot of people actually legitimately struggle with that. Because then they don't know, and they don't know there's the awkwardness of, like, every, it's really funny. Some of the most awkward hugs you'll ever see. And I've seen it, well, that's to a degree, but with other, you know, other people're a house party you have people leaving the awkward of like hugging after it's like you just fucked go ahead and give them a hug and give them a kiss you know what I mean and if you're give them a peck on the cheek but you've just either had their pussy or their dick in your mouth I mean really at this point in time is it that hard to give a hug and kiss and head after i mean seriously but then it's the i think the part that makes it operative is truly no one knows exactly what to say because you have you're not you're not for sure yet if your spouse had a good time you haven't got to talk to go where your spouse is like, fuck yeah! Or like, what the fuck. So, no one wants to commit, but no one wants to seem like, hey, we're just as dirty when I say, we don't care because we start out that way. So, it's like I think people more dread the what to say at the end of it. Well, you know, the thing is, is that if they're trying to get away easily enough, when you're done, you can done you can go well that was really awesome can't wait to do it next time and put your pants back on yeah you know yeah and that kind of ends the party it does it's amazing when you when you put your pants back we've had a couple that were like well we need to go talk yeah okay it's like and the next thing i know they were gone for like at least 10 minutes and we're like okay i think we're done i'm pretty sure that didn't even start but i think we're done i think it's time to just call her call her a wrap there yeah yeah it's but i get it and i and i think what awkwardness when you're significant other ass are you done yet no damn it hold on that's when you're significant other. Ask, are you done yet? No, damn it. Hold on. That's when you go. So the thing is, is that I think there are people that probably dread. There are things that can kill a moment that you wouldn't think. Dread of how something's going to end. There are people that overthink shit enough that it would kill ever getting to that point. And I think it's funny because it's practice. Schedule it. Put it on your skin. We just talked about that. It's horrible. Horrible advice. Be careful what podcast you listen to. Sometimes it'll give you horrible advice. But I can see that. I mean, I guess if that's something that you as a couple have that have a plan, 99% of awkwardness in lifestyle can be eliminated by having a plan.
Speaker3:
A lot of times it's by someone having to go to the bathroom.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
That usually ends.
Speaker2:
Fake it.
Speaker3:
That usually ends something pretty quick.
Speaker1:
Do like the stink. Look at the nose. That means go pee. No, but I mean.
Speaker3:
With us, I'd go.
Speaker1:
Yeah. We're communicating. We're like the fucking board.
Speaker3:
I just look at his eyes going, I'm done. What's going on?
Speaker2:
You done?
Speaker1:
Usually when I look over someone at once, you're fucking and you're like rolling your eyes. And you're like, you do this like. Oh, I think that I do this. Oh, wow, I'm tired. That's bad. We have a faith. No, but have a plan. If you have a plan, if you have a plan, it can take away a lot of awkwardness. It can take away a lot of nervousness. If you're going to an event and you're not necessarily planning to play, but you're not planning to not play, then have a plan. If that's something that is a stressor for you, then have a plan. Okay, so at the end of the night, whether it be a signal, whether it be a code word, make it, make it something that fits in the conversation. Don't make it like, Kool-Aid! Or if you have a time, you can go, well, you know, we'd love to, but we have to be gone by 9 o'clock. And they go, okay, well, we'll make it quick. And then you'll get out the door by 9 o'clock. Right. And whatever that time is, you know, but if you have that planned out ahead of time, then you can eliminate that stressfulness. Seriously, one of the things with the lifestyle is again we talk about communication and seriously that's that's it if you are playing with a spouse or a significant other one of the best parts of it is literally you have each other to help through those situations and when you both are on the same page it's amazing how much more relaxing and how much less stressful I don't know. through those situations and when you both are on the same page it's amazing how much more relaxing and how much less stressful it can be the truth is in a perfect world we'd all be like hey i'm not feeling this can we i you know we need to go that doesn't happen what happens most times people fake it or they tolerate it or okay so have a plan though for a code word for if maybe you've changed your mind as you're on your way back to a room or, you know, have something so that you're on the same page. So then you can, if you are going to play and you're on the same page for how to, at the end of the night, it's going to work and whatever, it's going to eliminate a shit ton of the stress. really is it's learning to to be that way it's like condoms if i fuck you if you want to use a condom because again partner choice i'm going to tell you i'm 100 okay with that great and i'm going to hand you the condom and go you have to put it on and i've had girls go i i won't then i'm sorry here's the thing i can try but quite honestly i turn into like a monkey fucking a football and it's going to be all fucking one what you don't know is my fingertips don't work really well so opening a condom package is like that's that's probably one of the most stressful parts of fucking for me so literally but i learned to go okay for me this is what i need and it's amazing when everybody's open and when you're honest you know it makes everything go so much smoother and so much more relaxing and it can be the same way for you and your spouse or you and other couples so hopefully that. So hopefully that helps. It's fun going back to having questions. I like having questions. And look how good we only went off one time on the Cooter Pods and on the giving the public service. I was with the dicks. You know, I mean, we pretty much stayed focused. I'm pretty fucking impressed. Okay. Look at us go. You know, 700 shows later, we're going to be like, damn, we're still on focus. What are you doing? You all right? I have a mosquito bite and a yawn. All right. See, that's our signal here. Okay, Miss Maze of Fossie. All right. It's just room, I tell you. It is. Okay. So, hey, if you're... Okay. This is an important part. So, anyways, still available spots for crazy summer nights, both June and August. If you still attempt with electric and crazy Vegas nights, please go to crazykazbah.com. K-R--A-Z-Y K-A-S-B-H dot com. You can sign up for the campouts. You can sign up for Crazy Vegas Nights, which is going to be a fucking blast. And you can sign up for Crazy Winter Nights. 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