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How far will conservatives go to suppress the votting

The Detroit News reported... Recorded ballot counts in 72% of Detroit’s absentee voting precincts didn’t match the number of ballots cast, spurring officials in Michigan’s largest county to ask the state to investigate ahead of a pivotal p…

How far will conservatives go to suppress the votting

“A New Jersey judge on Wednesday ordered a new election for a Paterson City Council seat whose apparent winner has been charged with voter fraud. State Superior Court Judge Ernest Caposela ruled Wednesday that the new election will be held…

How far will conservatives go to suppress the votting

“1 in 5 ballots rejected as fraud is charged in N.J. Mail in election“ (realclearpolitics) “California rejected 100,000 ballots because of mistakes“ (pbs) “More than 500,000 Virginia voters were mailed absentee Applications with incorrect…

How far will conservatives go to suppress the votting

Sard - “ The problem is that the elderly white will have problem going to vote in person and die from covid.. “ Fauci said in person voting should not be a problem if safety precautions are taken. . So, as a safety precaution... They’re re…

Magically disappear

TBR - "Still trying to sit at the big person's table..." Awww, keep your chins up, little guy. Maybe if you develop a bit more emotional maturity, you might be allowed to sit with the adults... DON'T GIVE UP! On another subject - Does anyo…

Magically disappear

“Maybe we should start firing the bottom 10% of forum posters...“ You would be the first to go. We would miss you...

GEORGE FLOYD ON DRUGS DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE.

“With all due respect to 8in. I’m going to jump first here. The Wisconsin Center is 188,000 ft2. Plenty of social distancing allowed.“ What does that have to do with SECURITY requirements??

GEORGE FLOYD ON DRUGS DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE.

From the Daily Wire and AP - “More than 100 law enforcement agencies have reportedly pulled out of security agreements to send personnel to help with security at the Democratic National Convention next month in part because they are concer…

WTF

One hell - “I fucked it up. Lmao. It’s NFAC! Lol“ BEST laugh I’ve had all day! Thanks for that!

GEORGE FLOYD ON DRUGS DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE.

"How about your arrogant, ignorant ass stops presuming to tell any group you are not a part of what the fuck they can or cannot say or do amongst themselves? That'd fix a lot of problems." Did you get your knickers in a knot when the pasty…

Racism

Onehell - “Who is claiming he is the best race car driver ever? I didn’t see that posted. Did I miss that?“ Lol... Read it again - Best race CARD driver ever.

Who will become the Dem. candidate for 2020

“You know how the game is played, it's the Obama shell game all over again. If it's a woman any policy disagreement with be labeled Misogynistic. If it's a black woman.....bonus points, any policy disagreement is Misogynistic + the Race Ca…

Coronavirus Covid-19

“He said we would "incontinence" the people sent to keep an eye on us. Is that an unfortunate auto correct mistake while typing "inconvenience"? Or is that a creative way of saying we intend to scare the shit out of them?” Depends...

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Dude, you are comedy GOLD! Much appreciated by many!

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Sum - “I emailed Hillary Clinton and told her Covid-19 was going to testify against her in court. That shit will be dead in 24 hrs!“ Smooth move! Just like Epstein, the virus isn’t going to kill itself.

I get why business want to open but .

“"Its obvious that you have no balls" That is a FUCKING rude thing to say to someone that has survived testicular cancer THREE TIMES!!!! So, fucking fuck off asshole... I still have my left nut, thank you very much!“ Oh geez with the DRAMA…

RUSSIAN COLLUSION

“The best part of the 2020 election is gonna be watching you have a complete meltdown when trump wins again.“ The MyPillow guy recently diversified and is now making super-absorbent (crying)towels. Just in time for the November elections.

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Sard, I’m glad your coworker pulled through. Seriously. Do you know if he was given the hydroxychloroquine treatment?

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"Yet you still find the time to keep us all informed. We should be thanking you instead of insulting you. #SARcasm" "Yet you still find the time to keep us all informed." - if u see what i see you would want time out too." SAR chasm (n.) -…

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Fred and I are betting that Sard will be the Surgeon General by the end of the week. He and the other cockwambles on here...they crack me up.

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"Sar works in a morgue?" Can you think of a better place where he has a captive audience unable to give pushback for his BS?

Coronavirus Covid-19

TBR - I believe you said you have son living in China. If China kicks out all foreigners - where would your son go, and how would he get there?

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"You can also look at the conc. camps of Neuengamme, Sachsenhausen, Natzweiler, Buchenwald, and Dachau." SARD, have you ever actually BEEN to any of these places??? I have. I'm trying to figure out how you can compare the atrocities of the…

Coronavirus Covid-19

"Leave AZ alone for a bit, he's moving the piles of bodies around, he has 2 million more on order and needs the space." See, I KNEW that was the REAL reason he was building that shed. ATV's my ass...

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"Because SAR said so and his comrades! .. you know he is just a BOT for the other side right?" If he's NOT...he certainly missed his calling.

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“yea America the land douchebag and assholes” Do you know what is so great about this “land of douche bags and assholes”?? Any time you feel you are not being treated fairly, you are free to pack your shit and move your mangy ass elsewhere.

Coronavirus Covid-19

Az_couple_69 - "What we actually need to do is freeze all debt and real estate rent payments for a year. Have the government pick up the interest payments on all debt for the year." Az - "Btw: that plan I just posted would cost me about $1…

Third Party Candidate

Shade - "The thought of either one of these individuals being the next president makes me sick to my stomach." Why would the continuation of Trump's presidency cause you to fall ill??

Losing their minds

RK - "They are standing in line..refilling their meds.." I doubt they've changed out of their jammies, showered, or left their residence since last week. Still in their safe space, curled up with an emotional support object. All meds, ther…

Iran and Iraq

2outdoor @EA/"turf" - "I'll tell ya what though. If you truly feel bad about the atrocious thing that we have done. You can always pull from Obama's playbook and fly to Iran and apologize." But don't go empty handed. Always bring a gift. I…

Impeachment inquiry begins

TBRM/"surf" - "I don't kiss dicks as a matter of course. That's your and Fred's job. Besides, were I of that persuasion, you and Fred would t get out of the way long enough to give anyone else a taste..." "Oh c'mon... You are halfway there…

Impeachment inquiry begins

"BTW, what dies "looool" mean?" He may not respond to this. I'm gonna guess "loool" = maniacal laughter with a fair amount of drool involved. "aha..watch them take the 5th looool…" "The Bidens? Probably so...." AND Bunsen Honeydew (Vindman…

Impeachment inquiry begins

DNLB - "BTW, this is yet another lie by the Leftist media perpetuated by democrats. He said he would comply with a subpoena from the Senate, not that he was ready to testify." Exactly. Bolton signed a book deal shortly after being fired. L…

Impeachment inquiry begins

OFBL - "So you're saying Bolton would perjure himself with his statements to the Senate because Trump had Soleimani killed. Another WH quid pro quo?" No. I wasn’t saying that at all. Bolton might stoop to perjury to save his own neck. I do…

Impeachment inquiry begins

DNLB - "Gizmo26 is an actual verifiable American. Far more than I would say for half the fuck-wits that post here." Thanks for the support, DNLB. I owe you one! :) The forum queens on here crack me up - Lonely, maladjusted eunuchs who have…

Impeachment inquiry begins

HFT - "Is Gizmo26 a porno site. Search it and see." I wonder how many times Larry, Mo, and shit-for-brains scoured the Internet trying to find it. I HIT IT ON MY FIRST TRY. PORNO, maybe you remove it? DA!" Nope. If you found it on there, i…

Impeachment inquiry begins

TBRM - "But I am a trained mental health professional," As a therapist....or as a PATIENT?? "so I can intelligently opine on the issue." I doubt that....but I'll make a note of it.

Impeachment inquiry begins

"Somebody didn't take their Xanax this morning." You should not assume that everyone requires heavy-duty meds in order to cope with reality.

Impeachment inquiry begins

Onehell - "I think Trump has us in another situation right now that is a bit more important than his political future. He should be more concerned with the Iran situation. Service men and woman sit in harms way because of him. Let’s worry…

Impeachment inquiry begins

EA - "And to add to the irony . . ." "Gizmo's rep is Matt Gaetz." Awwww, shucks....I'm flattered you went through the trouble to look that up, BUT... Gaetz is NOT my Representative. I am NOT in Destin. I am NOT a REPUBLICAN. "ROFL." Seriou…

Impeachment inquiry begins

EA - "Got to love depth of thinking." I absolutely DO, and if YOU ever develop any outside of your groupthink talking points...let me know! Could be fun! Gotta be quick though. We're all gonna die in 10 years.

Impeachment inquiry begins

EA - "If you, and others, can't get beyond the headline, you are showing ignorance. Life is much more complex than a headline." What headline?? You mean THIS headline... "US Congresswoman Maxine Waters has allegedly fallen for a prank call…

Impeachment inquiry begins

"none of you who believe the most complex issues can be solved in 140 characters or less are not running our country." Amateur. I can solve them in 5 - - - - BOOM! Hey guys, guess what!?! Greta Thunberg is gonna give Auntie Maxine some poo…

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HFT - "For your information Erotica, I am a pacifist. "I DON'T BELIEVE IN WAR. I BELIEVE IN KILLING THE ENEMY FIRST. THEN THERE IS NO WAR". I don't believe we should be in the Middle East, ONLY OUR DRONES AND MISSILES. No boots on the grou…

Impeachment inquiry begins

SARD - "@FFD nope.. I lived thru communism and totalitarism and i fight whoever decides thats a good idea. You know that aint going to happen right.. and you aint getting your slaves back." So WHERE did you grow up, SARD? Where was this co…

#Winning

".. and here is the advisory: "all US citisens to leave the region immediatly. Do not appdoach tje embassies." Keep in mind - not EVERYONE is as big a pussy as some of you. "TRUMP, FINALLY SOMEONE WITH BALLS" Ain't it great to have a Presi…

Trump is destroying democracy.

"Well at least you’re admitting it." I wasn't admitting anything. I think it's an open secret, actually. So...ladies...it's been fun! We'll have to do it again in the next decade! Stay safe, don't drink and drive. (Especially YOU, Sard) ;)…

Trump is destroying democracy.

"This has been fact checked each of the 12 plus times Trump has claimed it. Each time being proven false." Who "fact checked" it...SARD?

Trump is destroying democracy.

TBRM - "First, no matter who does it, it is wrong. Can you agree on that, or are you just using "He did it too" to deflect responsibility?" I agree, it is wrong...but the responsibility falls on the PARENTS....NOT Obama or Trump. They knew…

Impeachment inquiry begins

"Is Nancy Pelosi a DRUNK with her RED NOSE? Along with her padded BRA'S?" She usually looks and acts like she is no stranger to alcohol. If she guided Santa's sleigh, I'm sure they had GPS and ATC as a backup. The padding is probably inten…

Trump is destroying democracy.

TBRM - "The camps meet the definition of concentration camps." Funny, AOC said the exact same thing when trying to walk back her concentration camp remarks. You are parroting a nitwit half your age who represents a district where a glass o…

Trump is destroying democracy.

SARD - "I asked how are you any different from a common Nazi?" Pitch, BLEASE...I'm not a "common" ANYthing! (I don't think Nazis would embrace the idea of being labeled "common" either.) If I was gonna Go Nazi, you better believe I'd be er…

Trump is destroying democracy.

SARD - "People loved Stalin and did not care, people loved Mao and did not care, people loved Hitler and died for him and did not care. He did put Germany above all "Deuchland uber alles"... How are you any different?" And yet, YOU throw Y…

Trump is destroying democracy.

TBR - "But if Obama had done 10% of what Trump has done, impeachment would have happened a long time ago." Why don't we wait until we get the Durham/Barr investigation results before we throw another coat of polish on Obama's halo. "He has…

Impeachment inquiry begins

HFT - "I see on TV Pelosi without makeup on her nose. She has HER RED NOSE. Is Pelosi hitting the bottle too much?????" Nann ceee with your nose so bright... Won'tcha guide my sleigh tonight?? MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Profile Edit 404

"414 Request-URI Too Large error" That's the same one I get, and all I'm trying to do is change my damn tagline!

Impeachment inquiry begins

"Have the Shirts gotten Yovanovitch to cry yet?" From the Whiz Sard of Ahhhs- "she was screaming and sobbing and accusing everybody of political bias..... sorry...that was Brett Kavanaugh.. she was cool.." Ok, I've gotta admit, I literally…

All my friends are gone!

"All my "Friends" have disappeared from my "Friends list" Anyone else have this happed?" You may have to change some of your settings. Try this - go to TOOLS then UPDATE PROFILE then PREFERENCES scroll down to "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR" cha…

Impeachment inquiry begins

Flipndrop - "There is no way Hillary has any chance. Zero chance.... Zee-ro. The DNC is not gonna give her a shot again. Forget her." Desperate times call for desperate measures. I wouldn't be surprised at anything the Dems try to conjure…

Impeachment inquiry begins

Onehell - "I have not had the spare time to read 324 pages of testimony. I also have not seen any news of him getting his information from the paper. Can you please refer to the page of testimony or your news source?" Also, on page 236 of…

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Erotic - "Anyone notice that it's the short guys who are the angriest? Lot's of venom and hatred." That's the kind of childish pettiness I'd expect to see coming from a little girl....NOT from a 51 year old man. Physical stature is beyond…

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Sard - "No tax cuts? How about a wall?" Ya know what, Sard? You're right. Trump really screwed up. What he SHOULD have done instead is inform President AMLO that for every illegal he allows to cross from HIS country into OURS... WE will to…

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Mario - "After this current impeachment fails to remove the president, what's the next one gonna be? Breaking news! Trump to be impeached for ordering the murder of an unarmed, Muslim man and his three children, in the basement of their mo…

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DNLB - "Maybe he carefully considered their recent trip to Jordan and the implication that they violated the Logan Act, and decided that it wasn't worth the risk?" And also...weren't they discussing Syria in the meeting that Pelosi stormed…

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Sard - "PS: So Putin knew about he raid but House did not...hum..." Schiff and the schiffettes were hiding behind closed doors in the basement of the Capitol yesterday. No way for anyone to get word of the impending raid to them without on…

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2Mario - "Sar.....You accuse Fred of bringing Obama up quite a bit. Yet here you go bringing him into a conversation thathas nothing to do with him." Well, it kinda/sorta does. "bagged-n-tagged" dadi was after all, the leader of barry's ju…

Whistleblower Complaint

Sard - "Ambassador Bill Tylor testified in the House that the call with Ukraine is quid pro quo.." Where did you get that information? Has the official transcript of Ambassador Taylor's testimony been released?

Hot date issues continued II

"If it ain't broke don't fix it." eh, seems more like - If it ain't broke...FIX IT til it is! Which pairs nicely with - The beatings (in this case, the "outages") will continue until morale improves...

Ukraine Is The New Watergate

tbrmskss - "I have no preference in the Democratic contenders at this point. Except for Tulsi. She needs to go..." Why do you think Tulsi wouldn't be a good Democrat candidate? From what I've seen, she appears to be the most levelheaded of…

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Sard - " i was there ..you were not. I asked an officer thats what he told me.." That's why I asked if you were at the rally. Seemed strange that someone who actually attended would claim DOUBLE the number of attendees. I thought maybe you…

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Sard - "posting from a Bernie rally: over 50K people...LOL..." I think the security company hired by the Bernie campaign put the number closer to 25K, but still...that's a pretty decent sized crowd! Were you able to make it to the rally, S…

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Sar - "As Putin ordered US is pulling out of Syria, Erdogan is in for a bit of Kurds massacre. Lyndsey Grahm spits out trump's dick …" I doubt that's how it went down (no pun intended). The CinC appears to listen to the opinions of Chicken…

Impeachment inquiry begins

HFT - "My list is in first-order is, George Soros, Owebama, Hillary, Comey, all from the CIA & FBI leadership. Biden Sr & Jr. and ETC. " I'd go in the opposite order. Put the weakest links up first. Soft targets. Biden can't resist running…

Unhinged Democrat Behavior

"I’d say he is grasping at straws, but I think that’s a felony these days in California." That only applies to the PLASTIC ones, right?? The rest are still up for grasps...

Whistleblower Complaint

Y'all remember the "CPT Tuttle" episode on MASH? What if there is no actual "whistleblower"? What if we are being "Tuttled" by Schiff and his shifftees as they work feverishly to roll out a gullible, low-level staff weinee to assume the po…

Whistleblower Complaint

"aaannnddd....the wistleblower has been put under federal protection out of fear for his life" Protection a la Epstein.

Loss of Friends on Line

"We’re also thinking that this is a feature that is not coming back." Yep. I think we all figured as much even before acknowledgement of the "bug". They're dropping like flies. Any bets on which feature will be next? I'm gonna guess the fo…