Fucking Bitchfest 2016

So are you buying a condo? ;^D

Did you meet firecrackers?

~S~

They are usually much better about it than this. We did see them remove several troublemakers away, but many remained.

It was actually a great crowd on Saturday. Best we've seen in a long time. Had a great time, actually. Mostly. Some newbies we were breaking in were quite put off at uninvited single guys jumping in and having to be turfed out a few times over.

Were you at Secrets? Where was the "investor" who seems to be tasked with security there?

~S~

Fucking asshole single guys that sneak into the playroom and just begin grabbing at women - to the point of people having to damn near shout at them to go away. Happened over and over again on Saturday.

Fucking California. We just domiciled our business from California to Nevada. fucking California demands 800 dollars a year to do any business in the sate or even if you dont do businesses for the possibility of doing busienses in the future. No matter where you are located.

Someone needs to sink that fucking state into the ocean.

My husband doesn't even try to shakedown clients. He always says that they will come back begging for his help. He always makes them clear out their old balance before he will talk them. Somehow they come up with the money.

speaking of which...time to email the behind boarder....

Ohhhh but but Mrs and the other ladies say its not to long. They says its just right!!

I do invoicing twice a month for our company. The mid-month ones go out tomorrow. Some clients are invoiced every 1st, some every 15th, and some on both.

The worst part of my job is shaking down clients who haven't paid their bills. I imagine that these law firms get cranky if their clients don't pay them for 60+ days. Walking the line between having some balls by (politely) insisting on bringing their accounts up to date and pissing them off and losing future work is tough.

An additional FB is that clients often do unpredictable things in the last few weeks of the year, like want to pay up to the minute or deliberately be late on everything until after Jan. 1. For tax reasons, no doubt.

You know: that thing in your jeans you had your hand in too long

Whats a hot pocket?? LOL

Nutcal giving VA advice on ANYTHING let alone his business is just fucking priceless.

~S~

You thought I was gonna make a poodle comment, didn't you?

BT

LMAO.

And screw up the inside of your microwave worse than baked beans!

BT

Serious consultation is needed for sure!! Hot Pockets can both destroy your mouth and be frozen on the inside at the same time!

FB: I keep running out of popcorn.

Dagnabbit!

BT

I wouldn't trust your advice on how to microwave a Hot Pocket. You've consistently proven yourself to know very little about virtually everything, frequently spouting easily disproven "information". I don't care what you think and would almost certainly be better off to never hear it.

Wow so much for trying to be helpful.

"Va charging a low amount is fine, its getting started thats very hard to do."

I wasn't serious about that amount. Perhaps someone can teach you about sarcasm.

"Now that you have your first case"

This is not our first case; it's not even our hundred and first case. We've been doing this since 2009.

I know what we are worth and some law firms balk at our rate for being too high. They then often come to us after their cheapy expert fucked up.

We know what we are doing and don't give a rats ass what you think or say.

Va charging a low amount is fine, its getting started thats very hard to do. Most people that try to get into the expert or consultant legal field fail to get any cases at all.
Now that you have your first case and can list that law firm on your CV and profile and have a layer as a reference you can start getting more cases.
The two big expert witness sites that lawyers go to to find experts are Experts.m and Jurispro.m ALM experts is a much smaller site but gets some dedicated lawyers looking for experts on that site.

Jurispro has the hourly rates that experts and consultants change in your field of expertise. Look up the experts in your field at the bottom of their profile is Expert Background. Some have the hourly amount they charge listed here.

The key is being the expert, giving the lawyer the answers and knowledge that they need for their case. Hand wavers are hated by lawyers, know your expertise.

O M G

FB- tea doesn't feel good coming out of your nose when you read something that makes you laugh too hard, but on a good note at least it wasn't a carbonated drink.

Thanks! I just began this line of work yesterday and was charging only $8 an hour!

Idiot.

Va the reason why the lawyer is having you do the work of untangling the paper mess is that testifying experts make 300 to 500 an hour on average. With some MDs making a lot more.
Consultants get paid much less. Lawyers use consultants to lower the cost of their testifying experts by having everything gone through and in order before the testifying expert looks at the records or evidence.

@Scamp, trying to talk Tramp into spring. But ya'll can always come to Hotlanta!

~lady~