Fucking Bitchfest 2016

And just when are you two coming back to Nola?

~S~

" Anyone want to volunteer to lie on the bed while I steal her panties? Again."

I'm ready this time Scamp!

;^0

~Lady~

Consultant.

Forgive me for not being interested in career advice from someone who so blatantly and shameless spouts pure, easily debunked bullshit on a regular basis.

Scamp, that just reminded me of an old radio interview with Van Halen back in their heyday in the early 80s. David Lee Roth was talking about a couple of their new, interesting inventions: Wallhats and Gloveshoes.

A Wallhat is a football helmet with a plunger cup screwed to the top of the helmet shell. And Gloveshoes are a pair of gloves with the fingertips sewn to the tops of a pair of work boots.

The proper use of both inventions are rather obvious, to the pervy mind. >:)

"My fortune cookie just read "keep your feet on the ground." Dammit....
~lady~"

I think we can work with that, just face the bed and bend at the waist. Anyone want to volunteer to lie on the bed while I steal her panties? Again.

;^D

~S~

Va are you a consultant or a testifying expert in this case?

Sometimes I prefer ibuprofen to money.

i.e. even when we are being paid handsomely, I still do not like work where I'm doing something a paralegal should be doing, or just untangling a big deliberate mess.

VA if you are getting paid as experts in the case all those duplicates means more $$$$$$$$ to you.

My fortune cookie just read "keep your feet on the ground." Dammit....

~lady~

BF:

From the sales team a week ago. "Here's the final mailing list for Christmas caramels to the customers. Sorry about having it in three tabs with totally different formats. Oh, and I THINK we ordered enough caramels this year."

From the sales team at 10am this morning, after I've already mailed out about 1/3 of the gifts. "Oh, I know that we told you that last week's list was the final, but we made some revisions. My bad. Here's the final list. Pinkie swear."

From the sales team at 4pm this afternoon after being told that we don't have enough caramels on hand to take care of the list. "Whadda ya mean we're short? We deleted a whole bunch of entries on the list this morning, why did you start shipping 'em out yesterday????"

stabby stabby

RIP (astronaut) John Glenn

We aren't the relators. We can recommend but can't file an action.

Va that violates the rules of the court. Go to the judge. He will put a stop to that. I assume that this is a lawsuit.

Opposing council fulfills our request for a medical record.

Instead of sending the 700 page record as a pdf, they send it as 202 2-4 page pdfs. In no particular order.

Asswads....

The new rx I'm on didn't mix well with the drink I had w dinner and it's making me feel...vomity.
Fortunately I got through our incredible play date before the worst hit, but there's not a single warning about a bad reaction on the insert or anywhere online. I'm laying here wide awake waiting for the next wave to hit. Grrrrr!

Swinger at a party one time a guy had a cock that was a thick as a soda can, poor guy never got laid. not one woman at the party could get that cock in their pussy.

;^/

~lady~

Too bad my work is taking me to LA tomorrow instead of Atlanta, I actually could have made good on that offer.

~S~

@Scamp: YES!!!!! That would make me feel soooooo much better. ;*)

~lady~

Need me to rub something warm on your chest Lady?

;^D

~S~

FB: I have an old fashioned cold. I tried not to....I denied it, I rebuked it, I even said out loud "I will not get sick!" I am NEVER sick! WTF?

(snotty) lady

O yeah. I know they exist. I saw one last week on pic review. May not of been soda can size but defiantly Red Bull can sized

Is it that difficult to write a BELIEVABLE sexy story? Every time I read " the guy had a 9 inch cock as big around as a soda can", I just SMH.

Well I hope that the creator of self serve soft drinks (and the Big Gulp) as well as hot ready to go food in convenience stores is alive and healthy for a long time for he is dear to my heart.

I remember when they blew up the clown at Jack in the Box.

20 years later they brought him back...