Fucking Bitchfest 2016

FB: I can't get my new cuisinart stick blender thing to crush the ice for my pina colada-- my reward for wrapping everything but the kitten.

I do, I do, it wouldn't help and VA ......WTF that ain't even complex ciphering !! Though this does help explain many of your other "family" stories.

"Kelly if i was closer i would show you where the GF button is that you just push in the get the electrify (sic) flowing again. look at all your outlets (where you plug in things) there should be a little button in the middle of some of them. This is your fuse. just push that button in."

Could you be any more condescending and wrong at the same time?

I am quite confident that KJ knows what an outlet is ("where you plug in things") as well as what a GFCI is and that she is equally aware that it is NOT a fuse. Oh and she probably knows how to spell electricity too.

~S~

Kelly if i was closer i would show you where the GF button is that you just push in the get the electrify flowing again. look at all your outlets (where you plug in things) there should be a little button in the middle of some of them. This is your fuse. just push that button in.

Sort of in line with previous bitchfests... this is actually really funny.

Tomorrow, I will make Christmas dinner for 15. I do ask for help keeping up on dishes while I do it (and there is always help for that), but otherwise, I'm happy to. People like it when I cook such meals because:

1. I do it well

1. They don't have to.

But I'm not cooking tonight. I'm doing more 'emergency' work. "They" are cooking 2 frozen lasagnas. One is vegetarian and smaller. They have, of course, different cooking times. The smaller one 70 minutes, the other an hour and half.

They are arguing about how to do it, because they can't cook them together (they'll fit - but the timing is different). Temperature is the same. Is it better to cook the big one first and then the small one, or the other way around?

I suggested (my only attempt to butt in) that they put the 90 minute one in, and 20 minutes later put the 70 minute one in, that way they'll finish at the same time.

They all just sort of stared at me, and went back to their argument.

So "big lasagna first" wins. Little one is still in the freezer. I'm staying out of it, chuckling to myself, and enjoying a few drinks.

1 o'clock in the morning and I blow a fuse in the kitchen (not at all what I would have preferred to blow this time of night). I think no big deal, things will be okay till morning. Just to be sure I check, ummm no, things only last in a refrigerator without power for 4 hours. FINE, put the coat on, gloves, go outside, trek around the house to shed that houses said fuses.

Is it too late to get a houseboy?

Mrs just lost the medical director who was part of her research team. Hired away for big bucks by a life insurance company.
These guys are hard to find not already employed. Mrs is going to talk to a retired one to see if he would be interested into coming on board. the lab that she works for just does not have the money to spend that a life insurance company does.
he was a very good at research.

I guess it should not surprise me that some people obviously can't see past the end of their own nose, but it does nonetheless

Its raining in Las Vegas damn fuick fuck fuck danm

Editing my proposal.

I thought I wrote better than this...

Thank you all...and curious: {hugs}

Kibbie I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

Yours also Curious cpl. :/

@Kibblesnbits, I am so sorry for your loss. One of my coworkers died suddenly Monday and it has rocked all of us. Sending prayers for you and your friend.

Our condolences Miss Kibbs.

Fuck fuck fuck just made a second batch of my chunky curry ketchup and adjusted for canned tomatoes being more salty and acidic. I took out two thirds of the salt and half the cumin. then i added an extra half cup of sugar.
Damn it almost right just to sweet by 1/4 cup of sugar...shit dammit fuck fuck fuck!!!!!! lol

Sorry Kibbs. Sending out prayers.

My prayers go out that you find peace in this passing.

My dear friend passed

FUCK just made a batch of my chunky curry ketchup. Made if from canned diced tomatoes instead of fresh from my garden for the first time. Fucking canned tomatoes have added salt, The whole batch has to much salt...fuck bitch fuck bitch fuck lololol

Damn it the shad, bait fish, when deep with all this cold weather at lake Mead. No more catching shad with a throw net and catching striped bass every minute of so.
Using lures i only caught five fish in two hours...terrible fishing...

Challenging day at work yesterday, compounded by extremely bad news about a friend

Actually, that sort of paint is really common here in Florida, as well as the "orange peel" wall texture. Mrs. VA doesn't like it either.

Sounds like a trailer park but people live closer to each other.

I would have to agree about how nice some of the Condos look. We saw a few that were very nice. One had a fabulous little kitchenette and bar in it, another had a glass wall looking from the main room into the shower (sexy).

It did look that everyone seemed to be painting the walls in a rather industrial looking type paint in either royal blue or red (I think I saw a yellow/gold one too). Maybe those were the show units but it seemed strange that everyone was sticking with those colors along with leaving the walls that strange texture.

I guess that thick, industrial paint would be easy to clean cum off of, and the texture hides and dents and dings well but it wasn't my cup-of-tea.

~rabbit~

No and no.

Condos might be fine for some people. For us it offers no advantage - we live only 30 minutes away, and they will earn next to nothing as a rental. But for someone who perhaps wants to spend 6 weeks a year there it might be a good idea.

We peered in the windows of some, and some people have done a great job of renovating them.