Massages

LOVE GIVING MASSAGES ,MALE OR FEMALE,WILL RELAX THEM AND MAKE THEM VERY SEXUAL,IT TELLS ME WHAT THEY ENJOY JOE

sensual, sexual massages anyone?

Not everyone.

So, there's still hope.

BT

Hope is a good thing ;-)

Epic thread

Though I'm still a little offended that people think ncal is crazier than I.

Geez, I don't come and check on you kids for a day and you've let a shit-weasel in the house.

All y'all did a great job cleaning up after it but the stench still lingers.

Now, have any of you seen where I left my life? I swear I put it down around here somewhere... Damn, I might have to run out and get a new one.

I'm going, but remember not to leave the door open again

~rabbit~

Bye Felicia

~S~

I'm sure they'll add it to the list. Not that I believe there's a list. More like an instant-erase board.

I'm going to complain to management. We need better trolls. These discount 99 Cent Store trolls are harshing my mellow.

And...the flounce! Six for effort, three for not sticking the landing.

Also, in keeping with my theory that people accuse others of what they do (guess who's always complaining about old photos?), the departing gumby only found liars, cheats and phonies.

Plus the things you can do with a garlic press. Wow.

Yeah, if the best you can come up with is that I talk a lot ("get a life" is kind of like clearing your throat on the internet, so that doesn't count), I'm kind of disappointed. Like I and thousands of other people don't already know that.

Curley Bill voice

Well..... bye.

"We've been on this site for a few years because it was free and wanted to check it out but now that you have to pay we are done in a few days."

I rest my case regarding free accounts. ;^D

Well, it's been fun riling up all you crazies. It's really too easy. We've been on this site for a few years because it was free and wanted to check it out but now that you have to pay we are done in a few days. We didn't start posting until this week but enjoyed reading all the craziness. Craziest of all is ncal and I think most would agree. Never found anyone on this site that we would even bother to meet with for coffee. Mostly liars, cheats and phonies. Most of you posting in this forum are forum junkies and love the back and forth, voicing your opinions to people you know nothing about. We would rather have a real life.
We did find out though that we are not swingers and really enjoy our "normal" life. See ya!

The funny thing is, he looked at my profile to find something he could use. And out of the cornucopia of weird shit on my profile that a reasonably gifted insult artist could use to absolutely devastate someone who was, you know, sensitive.... he didn't use anything. Had to come up with "pity sex with housewives" out of thin air.

Besides, don't knock the pity sex. And housewives can do some really freaky shit with a broom, plastic spatula and a salad shooter. Woof!

Oh, there were more, but the great Fosta la vista purge of 2018 erased a bunch. Plus, this isn't the only internet forum on which I'm opinionated. In the last <checks> five minutes, I posted two comments, sent a racy text and a not at all racy email (not because I'm mad at him, but we save that for phone calls). Oh, and fed the dogs.

I think the only things I want that I'm currently lacking are phone call guy and a sippie cup of my own.

This would be in contrast to you. You got nothin'.

That was so mean. I think I'm going to go sit on the sofa with my sippy-cup and cry myself to sleep.

snif

You are the one who came here for advice.

Now that you don't like the advice, everyone is an asshole.

No wonder you worry your wife won't trust you. She has good instincts...

Molly..... 1640 posts ..... get a life. You are so opinionated that this is your life.....enjoy!!

Sorillo is a single hoping for pity sex from some bored housewife but can give relationship advice to people he knows nothing about .....hysterical!!

Most of you posting here should join "posters anonymous". Get out once in while. get some air. get a life and stay out of other's business.

"Sorillo, I'm curious to know what your girlfriend thinks about this."

That? That's your response? As if somehow having an actual girlfriend means you don't have to listen to someone who lists as a single? You've got an SLS profile that apparently she doesn't know about and you're setting her up for non-consensual touching, and all you've got is a dig at a single guy for knowing something about decency (I'll define that for you, because it's clear the rudiments of it are unknown to you - Decency: integrity, the ability to be respectful of the people around you, an understanding of what is due to others, being a trustworthy human, not being a fucking douchecanoe, you know, easy stuff like that)?

Married men are telling you it's a crap idea, single men are telling you it's a crap idea, a married woman has told you it's a crap idea, I've told you a crap idea.

Wanna know why? BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CRAP IDEA.

And, no, even if your girlfriend lets it go on and has an orgasm, that doesn't make it any better. Rape victims have orgasms, so do children who are molested. An orgasm doesn't erase lack of consent.

Meh. Everyone on my profile actually knows that they're listed on SLS.

I can only speak for my wife and I. But we are here out of mutual respect, honesty and complete transparency.

I would never put her in a situation where she doesn't know what the plan was.

Sorillo, I'm curious to know what your girlfriend thinks about this.

I guess I DID know something about respect after all....

Sockittome sockittome sockittome.....

"After all we are on sls."

does SHE know WE are on SLS?
trying to trick her into a situation she may not be ready for is a bad idea

"After all we are on sls."

Yeah, not a compelling argument. Dude, I've been doing this since 2002. I still insist on consenting to the shit that happens to my body. Yawn all you want, but Scamp is right. Make it about you and this goes off the rails. Get consent, even with the most vague terms possible (birthday surprise, you decide how far to take it), and you won't be doing irreparable damage.

Just spit balling here what what if you told her she was getting a massage and she was in control of how far things progressed?

Tell you that you are ok with what ever she decides. It could be anything from a standard full body to erotic touching to a happy ending for her and her masseuse, totally her call.

Let if be about her and she may surprise you. Make it about you and you won’t like the results.

~S~