There are certain things that exist in sex, sexuality and the swinging lifestyle that just don’t make me wanna go hmmmmmm….. things that are supposed to be sexy but I’m just not that into it.
Things that are supposed to be sexy but just... aren't
We bust on into some of the things in the swinging lifestyle that are supposed to be sexy, nude sushi ladies, porn in swingers clubs, food related things. We aren't yucking anyone's yum here, you do you but just remember that your turn on or 'sexy' might be someone else's turn off so play fairly.
Communication is the key to all these things and this is just another example of why it's important to share what gets you HOT or gets you NOT.
Firstly we get into some cultural tid bits about Texas and ZZ Top.. Cate still has no idea who this person / person / top hat wearing individual is.
We finish up by sharing some of your thoughts about what isn't that hot in the swinging lifestyle.
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Speaker1: You're listening to the Wanderlust Swingers podcast with Aussie hosts, Kate and Daryl. If you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging, hot wiping and non-monogamous lifestyle, you've definitely come to the right podcast. Or maybe you just love travel adventures. Either way, we share our personal, sometimes juicy, sexy stories, as well as Swingers Club and event reviews, interviews with other sassy people, and of course, our global swinging adventures. We try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has. We hope you enjoy. Now let's get into the episode. G'day guys, and welcome to episode 138. We're just not that into you. That's all. Short fucking episode. Hard trip. Yeah, we're out. No, no. Today's episode. So there's always these certain things that exist in sex, sexuality and a swinging lifestyle that some people are really into and sometimes they just make me not want to go hmm what not want to go things that make you go hmm oh god so then you went things that not make you go i don't want to go hmm you've been practicing your rhyming again haven't you no not at all things that are supposed to be sexy but i'm just not into it so that's what today's episode is going to be about. But first, hey, Daryl, are you ready for the cultural tidbit? Speaker2: I am, Kate. Speaker1: This one's a good one. Speaker2: I'm always ready. I'm excited to be ready about being ready. Speaker1: I know, right? Stay ready so you don't need to get ready. Cultural tidbit. This one is about Texas because I'm about to, in two days' time, fly to Texas. So I figured why not? Speaker3: Two days? Speaker1: Two days' time. Speaker3: No. Speaker1: Yeah, not tomorrow, but, well, tomorrow and then a morning. Yeah, yeah okay so it's a day really it's a day yeah so that so my math works that's called 36 hours okay that's what's happening so this one's about texas because i'm going to be flying there but this one's actually from temi who lives in texas and the reason temi sent me this cultural tidbit temi from texas or as. Or as we call her. Titty. No, not really. I think Titty's a great name. Speaker3: From now on, her name is Titty. Speaker2: Oh, shivers. Speaker3: Right. Speaker1: Shivers? Speaker3:
What, you want a scotch? No.
Speaker1:
You may not remember it. On the last episode, I didn't know who ZZ Top was.
Speaker2:
Oh, I know you didn't know. Do I not remember?
Speaker1:
Oh, you remember that?
Speaker3:
Yeah, of course.
Speaker1:
I mean, your memory's a bit shite, so I just wasn't sure. Don't worry, Titty will help us understand more about this. Well, in fact, Titty did help us, and there's cultural tidbits from Titty. So, ZZ Top was formed in 1969, what a fucking year, by a guitarist and songwriter, Billy Gibbons, who was born in Houston. Well done, Titty. I mean, Kate is actually really excited over here. By the way, I see how much is written down there. Yeah, you like it? And I know Tdy's got a lot of information, but that's a lot of monologue. Okay, I'm going to read just a little bit real quick. Okay, the brothel that became the chicken ranch opened in LaGrange in Texas in 1844. The brothel was successful for over a decade, but closure in the Civil War. This feels like the end of a commercial for Viagra where they tell you all the side effects so quickly you can't understand any of them. Anyway, there was this great brothel and you can read all about Miss Jessie in 1905 and prostitutes and politicians and lawmen, et cetera, and the chicken ranch. But the reason I'm bringing that up is because that – And the chicken ranch. Yes. That brothel inspired ZZ Top's song, La Grange. You don't even know who ZZ Top is? I don't, but he wrote, they wrote. Could you sing a verse of La Grange for me? Oh, La Grange, you've got the best damn brothel in town. La Grange, I love you so much. Okay, so Titty, you've got another thing to do now. You need to start sending Kate some ZZ Top ballads. Yeah, nah. What do you mean mean yeah nah yeah nah what if tt what if titty wants to send them to you i mean i'll allow it you're mean all right let's talk about the the main segment here let's talk about the main segment sorry act one is complete we're into act two things that should be sexy but just aren't daryl i mentioned this to you this morning yeah because i always of lead time. And I said to you, hey, can you think of some things that should be sexy to you but they're just not? Did you manage to come up with anything? Can we maybe lead in with what your things are first? Oh, right, all right. Only because I got some bullet points. I love the way you always throw me in front of the fucking bus. It's like, take him first. I love that you think it's a bus and not some sort of like freight, freight train. It's a tram. Yeah. It's definitely a tram at minimum. So, not yucking anyone's yum, but these are things that I don't find sexy, and I'm going to share them with you because you're listening to the podcast. Sushi off another woman's body, namely, in the Mexican heat, thanks very much, Desire Resorts. You know, that whole, you know, get the woman to lie out like, yeah like yeah come on get out of the pool people and like come and eat this raw fish that's been sitting on this naked woman's body in the hot sun so sexy woo eat some sushi off her yeah nah yeah no i don't i'm not into it yeah no neither am i i'm not into it but i might also say that i'll absolutely walk past, you know, a fuel station sushi. I'm not interested in fuel station sushi either. No. No, it's too dangerous. I mean, that'll give you butt explosions like nobody's business. Yep. So sorry about that, sushi. I'm just not that into you. Next one. Kind of similar. Hot chocolate sauce dripped on boobs with the delightful chemical water bubbling up from the hot tub. Also, just not that into you. Really food-related a lot here, I find. Yeah, okay, so I can relate something to that that I'm not into as well as the idea of, like, food play is not my… Not your cup of tea? Not my thing. No, I just… For two reasons. One, I feel like it's an epic waste of food, and I like food because I'm a fat man trapped in a – Fat man's body. What the fuck just happened? Savage. Should we – Please don't touch my back fat tonight in retaliation. It's going to happen. Don't do that in retaliation. It's going to happen. That's the worst. What, retaliatory back fat touching is the worst? That is like divorce-worthy, I reckon, or it's up there. Oh, really? Oh, it's maybe like, what's those something separation, trial separation-worthy, I reckon. Trial separation? Yeah. Why is it only a trial? I mean, are you testing to see whether it's going to be like a there's any better fish in the sea. I know. It's so weird.
Speaker2:
Is there a better – like, is there a better version of separation? Like, there's a trial separation just to see whether I like it. And if I like it, I'm going to go the full-fledged.
Speaker1:
And if I get out there and there's people that are so much better than you, then I'm out. But if you're the dregs but that's all the dregs, they're the only thing that's available, then I'll come back.
Speaker3:
Yeah. So.
Speaker2:
Also not sexy.
Speaker1:
Jelly wrestling.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
I don't – again, we're back in the food realm.
Speaker1:
I'm just telling you, these are the things. Yeah, so the food realm is again it's it's quite a wasteful and jelly by the way did you know most jelly racing just a little useless piece of information is not really jelly do you know why because it would make people's ph balances so fucked up that they're constantly getting urinary tract infection that's, that's not it at all. Should be. It's not. The reason is because it stings their eyes. Jelly stings your eyes. So they made jelly that does not sting eyes so that you can... Fake jelly. Fake jelly. Yeah, not into it. Sucking on a strap-on dildo. Yeah, or any other form of thing. Yeah, I just, I'm sorry. I'm just not that into you right don't like it any kind of uh you know huge amounts of saliva play so like you know in porn like dripping off my mouth and onto your cock or spitting on cocks or like dripping it down onto the onto the camera and stuff like that nah yeah i'm just i'm not generally into that either like even with blow jobs when it's happening to me it's it it's not what the fuck was that is there a pit bull eating your microphone that's what that's what they do like what they do on some pawns it's like the and the saliva's like everywhere and i swear to god there must be some sort of where when are you watching this porn you know how there's those you know when are you watching this I've never – I have – are you randomly watching porn in your bedroom? No. Jerking off without telling me? No. It's just in porn, man. Like you see it on Twitter. Just so you know, if you are, just change the porn channel. There's plenty of porn out there. Yeah, I know. There's porn for every person. There's porn – there's more than one porn for every person. Every porn is sacred. Oh wow every porn is great and what and what did movie did that come from because zz top's in that movie no he's not it's not he zz top is not a he oh like i said titty you've got so much work to do here oh man kate kate thinks so you think zz top is a he it it's not. His name is – he's a famous guitarist and songwriter called Billy Gibbons, actually, is part of the group band ZZ Top.
Speaker2:
The group, yes, the group. I love the way you scrolled back up.
Speaker1:
I didn't scroll. There's no scrolling noises in the background.
Speaker3:
I did scroll back up.
Speaker1:
Do you have any, Daryl?
Speaker2:
Well, I think you covered a lot of – I mean, there's a lot of ground there as well. No, I know. What else do I – okay, so spread eagle open vagina photos.
Speaker1:
Oh, solid one, yeah.
Speaker2:
I'm not big on those. You know, not a huge fan.
Speaker1:
Yeah, again, a scrolling Twitter –
Speaker3:
Titter.
Speaker2:
It's all TT's fault.
Speaker1:
I was scrolling Twitter the other day actually and I think it was like an OnlyFans creator that I follow or something I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know. I don assholes is another thing yeah well actually i don't know whether I'm supposed to find that attractive or not even. Like, is it supposed to be? Is it supposed to be shocking or attractive? I don't know. Well, for me, it doesn't really fit into any category. What about open mouth? You know when you get those photos of ladies and they're like, No, I don't understand that. Put your cock in my mouth. I don't really understand it. No. So anything really open crevices for you is not. Yeah. How do you feel about ear canal close-ups? Are they, Jan? As long as they're digging something really gross out of it. Yeah, I know, right? Like it's got to be something weird, getting something weird out of there. That'll be all right. Like an earworm. Yeah. An earworm? Yeah, you know. Oh, yeah. I'm sure ZZ Top, Mr. ZZ Top has had an earworm. Because of the hats. What? He wears a top hat, right? Holy fucking shit. You know, the frightening thing is everyone listening thinks you were joking, but I can see you and you were not fucking joking. No, I'm serious. I'm sure he wears a top hat or some sort of big hat, no? Holy fucking shit. Does he not? Oh, my God. I know he's got a beard he you're still referring to let's move on i can't stop dwelling on the past right so what other what other is there anything specific to men do you think that's like marketed advertised to men that you're supposed to find sexy as a male but you just don't um i don't really think so i mean yeah okay oh boy i mean i suppose boy uh boy leg boy leg underwear on ladies is not something that floats my boat yeah you don't like that do you no but i mean this is very now we're talking very preferential that that's not really a thing you know that's not a broad spectrum you're right you're right we're getting off topic because this is about things that, you know, the public believes or the perception is that everybody finds this really sexy and I or you just don't, you know, which is like the naked sushi lady. All right, let's read.
Speaker3:
Pineapples.
Speaker1:
That's not a thing.
Speaker3:
Sexy.
Speaker1:
That's not what we're talking about.
Speaker2:
Oh, well, I just don't like pineapples.
Speaker3:
Okay, cool.
Speaker1:
Right, let's read yours because it's not yours.
Speaker2:
Let's talk about ZZ Top some more.
Speaker3:
Let's not talk about it.
Speaker1:
Let's get on because you're dwelling.
Speaker3:
Okay, let's get on.
Speaker1:
You're dwelling and it's getting a bit irritating. The, I'm just joking. For the listeners. It was the listeners' feedback. Yeah, Mr. ZZ Top understands. Mr. Billy Gibson, definitely. I asked this question and had some feedback and I want to read them to you because some of them are actually well funny. So Sexy Hot Wife says, Every time we're at Desire and they do something human, fruit or sushi events, it's not well received. Difficult to find the main participant and even then the guests are wary. Yes, we always partake in eating a bite because we feel we need to participate and be part of the community, but it's oh so awkward. I understand that though.
Speaker3:
I've done it.
Speaker1:
I remember at Desire I did it because, again, you've got a person going up there, putting themselves out there because the Desire staff are all like,
Speaker3:
Thank you for being the human platter. I didn't do that. No. Schoolgirl night. Can we please stop fetishing 14-year-olds? Not sexy. This person here, secret equipment 4039, anything involving food, sex in showers or bodies of water. It can be fun up until penetration since water is such a terrible lubricant. Preach, preacher. You mentioned that a couple of episodes ago. Yeah, I absolutely know water is a terrible lubricant. Now, this next set is actually people responding to each other which i found this entire entire conversation very funny person one dj playing closer by nine inch nails for the third time of the night next person say person two christ what i would give to be at a swingers event that played nine inch nails justails just once. It's all crap EDM and current day dance pop. I'd kill for a swinger night that actually played music for proper 40-somethings, like 1990s old dance music. There's not enough ecstasy in naked women in the world to make me enjoy Pitbull. Third person. That's a pretty big call, though, because there's a lot of fucking ecstasy in the world. I know, just head over to Ibiza. Our third person in response to the other two people. Come to Scarlet Ranch. I swear to God, if I hear, pour some sugar on me, one more time, I'm going to rip out all the DJ equipment. Fair. Fair. I don't think I've ever noticed any of this. Really? No. There was some horrendous movies, horrendous music being played at Trapeze in Fort Lauderdale when we went there during the last Peacat. That DJ, I've got to tell you, I was unimpressed, very, very unimpressed. Do you think he's always the DJ? I don't know. It was Thursday night and I just wasn't feeling his vibe, to be honest. Thursday night, well, I mean, but that's, you've got to be careful because that just might be the vibe of the night, you know. You can't just cast aspersions at a DJ 100% just because of a one-night experience because, you know, he might have been in a pour-some-fucking-sugar-on-me mood. He might have been. Okay, Little Miss ZZ Bottom. So. Actually, Kate, you'd be more of a ZZ Bottom than a ZZ Top. FeelinFrisky99 said, love this post. Lol, so funny. It's food for me too. Places that are serving full--on heavy pasta and meat dishes anything with strong garlic or smoked salmon to each their own but the last thing i want to feel is smelly or sleepy at a sex party with you there uh great bubble yum yum great bubble yum yum said you garlic smell literally seeps out of your pores if you eat a lot of it not the scent i go for when i'm trying to get my groove on. Blech. Yeah, I understand, but fuck, it's tasty. Yeah. This person said, what the fuck? Who eats dinner at an orgy? You eat a line dinner before you go to stay unbeat and then go home and eat a burger when you get home. Wait a second. But the definition of orgy also includes food, you know? No, I don't know. What? Yeah. You don't know what fucking ZZ Top is. Ha! I mean, it's an orgy. An orgy is a... Blutness act. It's, yeah, I mean, an orgy of food and wine and sex and... So when you go out and we have like a... I didn't say that. I didn't say that. An eight-course degustation. You're like, fuck yeah, food orgy! Is that what you're doing? What? No, the food... No, no. I'm not saying a food orgy. Like you don't just have an orgy that's just food. An orgy includes food. Orgy, food, wine, sex. That's what an orgy is. I disagree. I'm not saying that that's how it should be, but the definition of orgy is, you know. Is it really? Yeah, I think so. You think so? It's interesting. Well, a Roman orgy is food, wine, and sex. You backtracked a little bit there. And then occasionally you go to the vomitorium to get you to empty out and then start again. God, you'd love a fucking Google in the middle of a podcast, don't you? Secret orgy, definition of orgy. Secrets are a manual rights held in honour of an ancient. Nope, done. See, I told you. All right, Kelly Fun Couple, all the porn on the TVs at every single club. Nothing against porn, but in that setting it just does absolutely nothing for me. Yeah, and can I say, I have to say. I have to agree with this one. Yeah, I think it can be tasteful, not porn maybe. Actually, that was one of the things that they did at our secret spot that I quite liked. About to mention that. It was images, right? They just did a – Sexy, sensual images. Sexy, well taken, you know, and some of them are just grotesque penis – like penis and vag shots. I mean grotesque by, you know, a lot of rather than being unattractive. But, yeah, there was a whole lot of those in there as well but they were artfully and structured the way they they would be beautiful shots yeah they'd all been stolen off fucking off uh some online resource though i am 100 sure that our secret spot paid for the rights for those photos and did nothing illegal uh let's move on osa 242 in response to that said this is a really big one for us too. It really does absolutely nothing for us in that setting. Porn at home, sure. Randomly running on screens during a party, not our thing. I agree. I think some tasteful photos. You're not big on porn at all, like at a party or at home. I mean, the first porn experience we had, you built a porn nest. I did build a porn nest, and it was delightful. Sex on the beach, great concept, but sand. Oh, no, it's like fucking a cement mixer. Yeah. That's the best way to describe it. There's not a level of lubricant that can deal with granular fucking rock in it. Yeah. There's no such thing as a lubricant that can deal with that. Okay. This next set, prepare yourself. Are you prepared? Yep. Okay. One time at a club, it was animal theme night. This one really hot girl dressed up like a rabbit. Tall ears, white lingerie, rabbit tail, anal plug, right? Blood plug. We were really impressed by her until she started taking her rabbit tail out, sucking on the plug, and then reinserting it.
Speaker1:
She did it like five or six times to try and impress her boyfriend and everybody around us. Needless to say, we were pretty turned off by it it the look on your face is priceless yeah right it is a podcast though so you're gonna say something who the fuck would do that i mean it's like just come over here and shit in my mouth just just back one in just back a chocolate choco log straight into my mouth but that kind of goes back to that performative like dildo looking and sucking fair chance nobody would be kissing her and and we're talking about garlic breath fucking hell imagine what that would be like yeah it's like did you have a shit sandwich for breakfast and she's like no just a butt plug it's like ah that makes a lot of sense now what you've got to feel sorry for is the poor fuckers who turned up after that happened and and actually had sex with them which i actually did a poll on twitter about that about two years ago that somebody was like going down like ass eating and then walked out of the room and hadn't brushed their teeth or his mouthwash or anything like that and somebody walked up and kissed them and you would stop them immediately but this person's like well they're already kissing me like let's just let it happen and at the time i was like no common decency would be like sorry i was just eating ass let me go and clean up then i'll come back and kiss you yeah anyway uh snowboard couple we are not fans of performative squirting and are super turned off by guys that try to get girls to squirt if it happens spontaneously that's fine but it's unappealing when forced yes yes snowboarding couple i agree that whole like i can make any woman squirt situation that really kind of started coming out a couple of years ago i'm not into it she says as a non-squirting woman as a non-squirting woman exactly right who's been told by by many men over her time that they could make her squirt and a professional squirt teacher gave it a shot, not a single squirt, not a single ounce of of dribble did come from the vag no none this next this next set of uh responses really cracked me up too so uh ta the 42nd it's not swinging specific but i hate a lot of terminology bull stag vixen cake it all bothers me it's unfortunate that dildos don't even have a better name and same for butt plugs there are probably a lot of others but i distracted myself and i really hate the term butt plug hate it total mosh responded rectal joy wand uh bbwta 69 i like it anal insert is the best i've been able to come up with i cancelled my entire afternoon of meetings so i could focus focus on this. This person said, the Sibian thing, I'm a guy here. I know we're all supposed to circle around and watch the woman get off and make a big deal about it and its ladies take turns, but it does nothing for me, wasting time in a good evening. What do you think about that, the sex machines and watching people on them? Sibians. You mean Sibians? Sibian or Sibian, like a ridden style machine it's not really not really of that much interest to me yeah you ready for the next one i'm not gonna yell it it's all in capitals you like that fucking wait let me try that again you like fucking this pussy huh bitch yeah fuck that shit good motherfucker fuck shit. Good, motherfucker. Fuck me. Yeah. Oh, come a holler. Feel good. What is that? Is that what they don't like? That's what they don't like. Yeah, they obviously don't like, you know. Loud. Loud, obnoxious. Fucking and screaming out. Daddy talking. I don't know. It was just funny. So out of context. Euphoric. This colliding of bodies is rising me to climax in the most pleasurable of ways I do declare ejaculation may be imminent That, I would think, would be better for the bedhoppers to read Oh my, this colliding of bodies is rising me to climax in the most pleasurable of ways I do declare ejaculation may be imminent Nipple sassles The idea of a woman's nipples protruding into noodles just doesn't do it for me. Yeah, I mean, yeah, nipple tassels have never really done it for me either. But, I mean, that's sort of ye olde. It's not very often now that I see a woman wearing nipple tassels. No, that's really, I mean, except at burlesque. And at burlesque I really like, I like the outfit. I like it as the part of the outfit so that's cool yeah okay cool so that has been things that i'm just not into you make you go vomit things that we don't really i don't really like so let's take a break and we'll come back and we'll see what's up with us okay all right guys welcome back so segment three what's up with us you just got back from Paris. How was that for you? It was Parisian. Short 24 hours? Yeah, I didn't really do anything there other than see, you know, an aircraft, the inside of an aircraft, the inside of a bus, which was getting me from the aircraft to the airport. Customs line. Yeah, it was like I could have been in any country in the world. It wouldn't mattered yeah although i could tell that i wasn't in bangkok though because you know there wasn't a six hour line yeah yeah fair enough but many other countries so you just got back from paris i did i am off to texas in 36 hours and here is my sex file i realized the other day here's my confession i haven't been with a girl in years. Yeah. Am I out of practice? Do I ever know what I'm doing anymore? Did you ever know what you were doing? Do you, motherfucker? No, not a fucking clue. But it doesn't scare me to say that out loud, whereas you're like every time. It is terrifying. I still remember. It's terrifying. It's still terrifying. Yeah, well, welcome to our fucking adolescence. Imagine doing this. Imagine doing what you're trying to do now but with zero understanding of what a vagina or what a vulva looks like and also a hard-on that is about to explode in ejaculate in 15 seconds of touching. What's your point? Tuesday. Yeah, so I haven't been with a girl in years. I've realised that. I have not been with another woman in bed in years. You haven't been with a boy in bed for fucking months. It's been months. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, back it out. Work it out for me. It was last month. Months, plural. It was last month. So we've been with couples in the past couple of years, but the ladies, I've never played with the ladies.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
They thought you were gross.
Speaker3:
Dude. What?
Speaker2:
That's what they thought. They told me, all of them.
Speaker3:
Yeah?
Speaker2:
Yeah, they said she's gross.
Speaker3:
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker2:
She doesn't know how to go down on a woman.
Speaker1:
Oh, shut up.
Speaker2:
She keeps looking up and saying, are you okay? Am I doing okay?
Speaker3:
Is it good?
Speaker1:
That's my sex files confession. Sorry. Also, Daryl, suck a dick. Let's move on. So, I'm off to PCAP on call. I'd do a better job of it than you would. Oh, no rebuttal. Wouldn't that be a good name for a butt plug? Rebuttal? Yeah. It actually would be. I know. I like it. I do as well. From now on, it's called a rebuttal yeah rebuttal that's actually really clever i know i'm smart well done ask people around me except penny she keeps shitting in my mouth my god okay so i'm heading to dallas a podcaster please still better than sucking on a rebuttal to get the same breath i'm heading to podcaster please encore and i will be away for like two weeks and the announcement's coming soon for PCAP 2022, so keep a lookout for that. And the USA is finally removing the presidential proclamation about travellers from Europe, so that's bloody awesome. We don't have to go through Turkey anymore. We can go there quicker. I like going through Istanbul. You do? No. Why? Why would you like it? No, I said no. Backwards to come forwards. No, I was joking. Imagine all the hours we're going to save. Yeah, I know. We could get some of our life back so we can watch more Netflix. Exactly. Here's my question. New Year's Eve, you out there, dear listener, what is everybody doing for New Year's Eve? We just don't know what we're doing so yes we do we know exactly what we're doing why we're going to an event no we're not which says we're either going to a castle party here in croatia which was the same one as episode 131 we haven't decided on that yet because of the whole language thing or we're going to go to london for a weekend so so i thought we decided on that but obviously i'm being you know no we hadn't when did you think that i said to you like three days ago what are we doing fuck i don't know what we're doing what do we want to do ah let's go to london you need a rebuttal you need a rebuttal too much anal leakage happening over there your anal leakage is coming from your mouth yeah well you exactly no so we don't know what we're doing for new years i'm curious what everybody else is doing i thought we knew exactly what we're doing but apparently i was wrong right so what are you guys doing for new years hit us up let us know we don't know what we're doing whether we're going to stay here in croatia and go to a castle party that daryl said he'd never go to again in episode 131 or whether we're going to go to london and go to a club there and spend a couple of days in london we don't what we're doing. We'll see. We will. So let us know what you're up to. Hey, quick thank you to our patrons, our newest patron members, Andrew, Katie, and Kanadi Kanadi. Thank you so much for joining us on Patreon. Really appreciate the hell out of you, including all of our existing patrons. Really love you guys. Thank you so much. Here's a sneak peek at our recent bonus episode on Patreon. Dee vetoes a part of our lifestyle and we talk about it very honestly very transparently and very deep on patreon so if you guys want to come and support us it's the price of a coffee a month and we would absolutely appreciate and love you for it head over to patreon.com forward slash swinging down under you start giving it to somebody else it seems like there's a scarce quantity of quantity of it, so I don't want it to be fucking given away to other cunts. Go enjoy yourself. And now when you say the opposite of that, I don't want you to do that, the immediate emotional response I get is, oh, so before he wanted me to have fun, and now he doesn't want me to have fun. Somebody else, just quietly. I'm going to down cut out down the strip yeah that's what that's what i'm saying it sounds like i'm gonna walk with my pelvic bone forward and uh next few episodes we will be back soon we're gonna start talking about some broken rules we're gonna talk about the object of desire affirmation. That sounds like some hocus pocus shit. Nah, it's not.
Speaker2:
Is this, do I need to bring my magic wand?
Speaker1:
Yes, you should.
Speaker3:
Yeah? Yep.
Speaker2:
My rebuttal?
Speaker1:
Yep, you should definitely bring your rebuttal.
Speaker3:
Cool.
Speaker2:
Consider it brought.
Speaker1:
Thank you very much. But otherwise, that has been, we're just not that into you. Things that we're not really finding attractive or sexy that happen in the swinging lifestyle or just generally to do with sexuality. So thanks so much for listening and we'll see you guys soon. Ciao, Bella and Bella. Yeah, I know. How about I give you the cactus in a little while? I don't want to in a little while. I want it now. I think maybe you should just wait for a little while. But I don't care what you think. I know you don't care. Just give me the cactus or I'll cut you when you sleep. This is why you're not getting the cactus. This sort of behaviour right here. I'm going to shit in your mouth. We'll be right back. Thank you.
