Tuesday Talks: 5 Secrets to Slaying Your First Secrets Hideaway Trip

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If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Tuesday Talks, just send your questions to Dan and Lacey. Tuesday Talks. Swing Nation got you feeling sexy. Tuesday Talks. Talking Tuesday with Dan and Lacey. Ooh, how about that high note? That was perfect. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy. And Southern Girl. And we are back with another rendition of Tuesday Talks. Oh, yeah. Tuesday. With Dan and Lizzie. That was like a serious. Because I was thinking about something as I was saying. We're having a jingle made. What happened with Dan? It's in the works. It's in the works. Yeah, there's a lot going on. All right. In the musical. I'm in charge of the music department. All right. We're very busy over here. Of the podcast. I don't. I think somebody else is in charge of that. We have a whole team of people that handle music production. Two. For events and for the podcast. It's a very busy team. You know who you are. We got a lot going on. I'm very curious to hear this. Listen, they got me doing soundbites. I'm moaning in the phone. I mean, in the speaker. I'm excited for that. Me too, actually. That's why I asked about it. We hadn't talked about it. Hello. Okay. Are you ready? I am. This week, we took a text. Yeah, we did. And we made, we're going to use that. First of all, she caught my attention because she is a hottie. And I was like, oh, did you see this picture? And I held it up and showed it to you. And you were like, oh, damn. What does that mean? Isn't that what you said? Yeah. She's gorgeous. Not only is she hot, but she also is showing off Swinger Society merch. She is. So it's like hot girl in our merch bonus points. Yeah. And she's texting us. Yeah. So the text said she spent last night clacking the Swinger Society fan attempted and were using props today, thought we'd share. So that was pretty cool. Right. You caught our attention. Pictures catch our attention. Right. So she had a fan. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So it's a Tuesday talk question. And Lacey, we're attending Secrets in September, and we are super excited to hang out with the Swingers Study crew again. We know that you've done many podcasts on Secrets, and we've listened to them all along with all of your other podcasts. However, our question would be if you could share five tips that every person should know when coming to Secrets for the first time. I'm sure it'd help everyone who's new or hasn't been to a takeover there. Thanks for everything you guys do for the community. Keep up your answer, keep up your awesome work. And she says their names. I'm just going to use their username. Let's Flamingo. Ooh. It's a good name. Yeah. Very pretty girl. Yeah. And so she's coming to Secrets. And so if you don't know, we're hosting a takeover that's coming up in September. Do you know the dates off the top of your head? I think it's like the first weekend, right? Yeah. It's like the weekend after. Hold on. I'm pulling it up. We've never opened that calendar app on this phone, apparently. It is the 4th, 5th, and 6th. of September. The 4th, 5th, and 6th. So the 4th is the Thursday? Yes. Or Friday? 4th is Thursday. Okay. 5th is Friday and the 6th is 6th. Whatever that weekend is. All right. That's our next takeover. So what she's asking, she's coming for the first time. So if we could give some quick tips. And then she also references that she's listened to our other podcast episodes. We've done a lot of podcasts on secrets. So if you are going and you want like the in-depth guide, just search secrets. I'm sure you're going to find a ton of them. Yeah. that just give tips and tricks. On Secrets? On Secrets. Yeah. So if you remember, one of our first, I think first 10 podcasts was about our reviewing of Secrets. This is four years ago. Yeah, because we're about to hit our four-year anniversary. I bet that sounds terrible. Well, I don't know how the audio sounds, but it's also funny like the pool wasn't there. So it's just that one little pool. I think maybe even the old pool and the stage was still there probably back then. Probably, yeah. So anyway, Secrets has done a lot of renovations. I think we went there the first time in 2021. Yeah. It's been a while. All right. So five tips and tricks. We did not write these down. These are off the top of our head. We're going to take turns. Who's going to start? You start because you're better, quicker thinker than I am. Okay. So my first tip, right, is our takeover is Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I think people underestimate Thursday. Yeah. Right. So on Thursday night, we do meet and greet games. We do speed dating. the whole goal of Thursday night is to get you to get to know people. Yeah. So you can't have an orgy unless you meet people. That's not true. Well, it is more difficult. That's not true. It's more difficult. So I really think the meet and greet portion, which is Thursday night, might be one of the most important. Yeah. And I think we don't like we do put a lot of work into it. But I think from the outside, it seems like a calmer night. And it is that way on purpose because we want to kind of of like break the ice so like he said we have lots of opportunities to meet people i think a lot of people are just getting there and kind of getting settled and getting dinner i think they're a little shy they're a little shy but just know that like those will help you i mean sometimes we've been at events and needed those because we didn't know anybody either so um we have a nips program that you can email admin at swingers society.net to be a part of and basically it like hooked you up with someone and they give you a tour they help You meet people. They kind of just show you the ropes. Introduce you to some of their friends. Yeah. We do speed dating. We always do some kind of fun game. Dan and I are always out by the pool. Dan typically DJs on Thursday because it's like. Low key. Low key. So we kind of like sometimes I play a playlist. Sometimes it's up there DJing. So we're around like if you want to chat with us. Those are great opportunities because once Friday it's like nonstop until Sunday. Feel free to come out to the DJ booth if you see me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So that's a great tip. So participate. Okay, so mine is just going to be alcohol in general because there's a lot to say about alcohol. This is a very short podcast, so I've got to condense it. One, you cannot bring your alcohol or a cup of any sort into the pool area. They have it gated off. They have security guards. They take that very, very seriously. So let's say you go into the middle by the pool and buy a drink and then remember that you forgot, I don't know, your sunglasses. If you leave that pool with that drink, you cannot come back in so just be super mindful of that the drinks are also kind of pricey i mean let's just be real it is pricey um so if if you're a cost cost conscious person maybe drinking in your room or doing a shot or two before you go to the pool and then going back to do that um just keep that in mind it also a lot of times you have to wait for drinks by the pool so sometimes that can be frustrating but they also have some options like you can buy a bucket of beer or you could like the bucket drinks. They have the new drink app? Yeah, they have a drink app where you can order it and pick it up. Like send you a text when the drink's ready or something? Yeah. So I just think there's a lot to say about around alcohol in general. And then also pace yourself with the alcohol. I think that's important to kind of with this because it is, it's a wild and crazy three days and you can very easily lose a night if you overindulge in the pool. Me, myself, I try to stop drinking. If I drink any at the pool, if I because that gives me a couple hours to sober up, eat dinner, and then I can go back out at the night and party hard and do it again. If I drink solid, I'm done. But everybody's a little different. But yeah, so mine is just alcohol. Yeah, no, Pace Yourself was one of the ones I had. So I think that's real true, especially if the room crawl will get you. Yeah, yeah, because you get free drinks at the room crawl. And it's usually like cheap liquor and you're getting all different types of liquor. And so what I do is I only do vodka. and I take a shot at every other. Right. If it's a clear. Yeah. You won't do like whiskey and vodka. You'll just stick to clear. I try to just. Yeah. I don't do tequila or anything. So I just pick the ones that are vodka and I do every other because otherwise I'll be trashed and won't make it. There's many people that do the room crawl and do not make it to the club. Yes. So be careful on that room crawl. Yes. Good advice. Okay. Yours. All right. So this is number three. I would say open up would be my advice. And when I say that, the whole idea of Secrets is this is a place where you can go and be yourself. Yeah. And explore your fantasies. And I think a lot of people go there and maybe in their head before they go there, they think they're going to do that. Then they get there and there's all these people. And we've also done this when we don't have takeovers and we just go by ourselves. We've done that where we want to talk to people, but then we just we do a bad job at it. Yeah. So I think when you do interact with people, feel free. If your fantasy is to get your wife gangbanged, tell people that. Yeah, and like if you have a hard time just walking up to people and talk, just go sit at the bar. Somebody's going to sit next to you and just start chatting. Or if you're in the pool, instead of sitting by yourself, go sit near a group, you know, spark up conversations. And it's super simple like, hey, Dan, or hey, what's your name? Dan. Oh, I'm Lacey. Is this your first time here? It's my first time. Oh, my God. Mine too. I'm so nervous. Yeah, super nervous. My wife is like, she wants a gangbang. That's my job. I'm here to do it. I'm here to take care of her. See, you just snuck that in there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to be like, oh, well, I actually have a few buddies here. Yeah. That was one of the things we were looking for. Oh, my God. What do they look like? Let me see. My wife is interested. Right. Perfect. Somehow I had a wife. I don't know how in that conversation. You gender switched on me. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, it's super easy. And again, we have to be ready. of that sometimes because it it can be hard to try to force yourself if you're not used to it and i think with the open up is like also don't be a wallflower like you have to you know just like the meet and greet thing participate in that well when you're in the pool when you're you know like don't just sit in the corner with your partner and not you got to interact with people and share the more you share the more likely you are to have the experience that you're probably fantasizing fantasizing in your head about going into secrets yeah Okay, apparently I'm practical and you are the fun stuff, so mine would be food. I did drinks for food. The food at Secret Roots is actually really delicious. It is honestly my favorite out of all the places that we go. I don't know how they have these amazing, whoever's cooking does a very, very good job. They do, yeah. I can eat all three meals at Secret Roots and be perfectly fine. It can get expensive, and it's also like bar food, so you can only have so much of that. So my advice is when you get to Secrets, if you're flying in, you can DoorDash. You can get liquor. You can get food. I always get like stuff for sandwiches or something quick that we can eat like on the fly. Also breakfast stuff because we're not going out to have breakfast. We're going to wake up at 10 if we're lucky, maybe 11. And we're just going to eat something before we go to the pool. And then typically we'll have lunch at the pool. And then for us, we tend to DoorDash because it's really hard. Like if you leave to go to dinner. Which a lot of people do. You're going to be gone for a couple hours. Especially if you have like a group of people. And so for me it's easier. Just I like try to relax and rest. So I have the energy to go at night. While I'm eating my yummy delicious things. And you're literally right there in the middle of everything. They have anything you can think of. But a few honorable mentions. There is a Mexican place across the street. And right next door in the Uno Hotel has some of the best Italian food you're ever going to eat. You think you're in Italy, but nope, you're a right smack dab in Kissimmee, Florida in an Uno Hotel. Yeah. No, really good food at that. Very good. It's a little sketchy walking in, but promise you, if you go into that Uno Hotel, bang a left, you'll see a little Italian joint there. Great food. I promise you. We always go, like we typically come in early. We usually go there Wednesday. It's kind of heavy foods and it's a big portion, so you'd probably have enough for two meals or to share, but really, really good. Yeah, there's plenty of stuff right in there. But yeah, definitely DoorDash. Order you some groceries from Walmart, Publix, wherever you are. Take breaks. Go back to your room and eat because you can't take it to school. All right. Ooh, that was four. That's four? Yeah. Really? Okay. We're in 12 minutes. Oh, we're doing really good. Yeah. Okay. I'm like talking bass. Yeah. My advice would be take your clothes off. And that's real advice. Yeah, that's good. So I think people, you know, especially if it's your first time, you're going to Secrets, you've probably never been naked in front of people. You probably have insecurities about your body. If it makes you feel better, the first lifestyle place with a pool that we went to, I wore a one-piece bikini. I did. Not bikini. One-piece swimsuit. And you made fun of me. So I'm right there with you. I get it. You know, we all have our insecurities. Right. But I'm assuming if you're coming to Secrets, you're probably somewhat comfortable. Or you have a fantasy about public nudity or being naked. So take your clothes off. And in addition to that, if you want to have sex in the poolside chair, have sex in the poolside chair. If you want to get a blowjob on the side of the pool, get a blowjob on the side of the pool. If you want to ride my motorbunny and squirt on stage in front of 500 people, come up to the front stage, get on that motorbunny and squirt. I'll have the magic wand. You can use that to squirt. Like if you have fantasies. If you don't squirt, you don't have to do it. Right. Or come or whatever you want to do. Yeah. Participate. You know what I mean? Like if that's fun for you, if you have fantasies about that, I think too many times we get in our own head. I'm the queen of that. And hold ourselves back. Yeah. And then what you're going to do is you're going to leave secrets and you're going to be like, man, I paid all this money to go to secrets and we ended up not doing anything. And if that happens to you, the reason you didn't do anything is And I won a wand. And Party Mark was like, okay, so now are you going to use it on yourself on the side of the pool? I was humiliated. I was like, I cannot do this. But I did it. And I survived. And it was cool. And it's a fun story. Like, it kind of like cracked open my lifestyle shell a little because then the next time I wasn't as scared because I've pretty much done the scariest thing ever, which was make myself come in front of a tired pool. I think Mark might have helped you a little. He might have. But I mean, I didn't really know him then. It was probably the first time I met him. But do those things, like Dan says. And ladies, if you're totally afraid to be nude, just take your top off. Wait till you get in the water if that makes you feel a little bit more comfortable. Even now, I prefer to keep my bottoms on in the pool water. That's just me. But yeah, so I mean, just venture out there. I'm going to give that to you, Dan, because you never go naked at the pool. That's not true. You don't really go that often. Naked? Yes. You always have your bottoms on. That's not true. That is true. I have been naked in the Secrets pool plenty of times. I've had my dick sucked on the side of the pool. We've been fucking. Now, when I'm up on stage playing games. Okay, but when you're in the water, you're not typically naked. Okay, y'all. When you're at Secrets and Dan has his shorts on, I want you to remind him of this. Well, I'm running around working a lot. It's not like I'm just chilling in the pool. Yeah. You have to take your own advice, Dan. Yeah. You know, I get pulled up to the front desk to answer questions. There's a lot more. No, we have Mandy now. She does that for you. Okay. I will get naked. I have no problem getting naked. Okay. I never have. And you don't have a problem. But, like, we go to Hedo and he's naked. I'm just giving him shit. Mm-hmm. I could take my own advice, too. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You don't take your bottoms off very often. I don't. I don't like it. I don't know. It's something with a vagina and chlorine and water. You're still. It's all that water still getting in all those places. Whether those bottoms are on. I don't know. It feels like it protects me, okay? It's uncomfortable. Anyway. Is that five or four? No, I thought it was five. Who went first? You. So one, two, three, four, five. Yeah. Okay, we did good. All right, so we hope to see you at Secrets. We still have a couple of rooms left, like less than five, I believe. We haven't checked it since early the weekend. Right, so tips and tricks. Let's run through how the typical Secrets works, all right? So you're going to arrive on Thursday. you're gonna get checked in your room you can check in early right so you do not have to check in at 3 o'clock or whatever you can check in at 8 o'clock in the morning if you want but your room might not be ready yeah if it is i think you you can pay a little like 30 dollars or something an early check-in fee and then they'll let you into your room early if it's not ready it's fine they'll put your their suitcases behind the desk or something or you know and you can go to the pool and have fun until your room is ready uh so that's good advice okay thursday night we do the meet and greets games Right. And it's a pool party. I think a lot of people, we've had people show up like dressed to the nines. I typically wear a bathing suit and like a cover up because I'm not in the water at times. But we, I think technically the club is open. Is that correct? But we don't typically do a whole lot in the club Thursday night. It's definitely more of a laid back get to know. So more of like fun games until it gets kind of dark. And then at that point, it's like pool and hot tub and kind of like just hanging out. Now, for this secrets, I think we're going to use the tiki. So normally we DJ poolside on Thursday night. Now that the tiki bar, the big tiki is officially set up, I think we're actually going to put the DJ stuff in there and DJ in the tiki, which will kind of, I think, hopefully centralize people a little bit more. Yeah, and we also are opening our merch tent on Thursday night, which is we don't typically, but we felt like because so many people were standing around and then some people don't actually stay the weekend. They just are there that night. Maybe you need a bathing suit or shorts or something for the weekend. Yeah. And a lot of stuff does sell out, especially at Secret. So if you know you want something, I would probably get it on Thursday if you're there. Right. So then Friday, 11 o'clock, kicks off the pool party. If you want a chair, get out there early. Pool party all day. Usually the pool party ends around 5, 6 o'clock-ish. You go get some food, get reset. I think Friday's the room crawl, right? Yeah. Then it's room crawls right after that. I don't know exactly what time, but the room crawls in that evening time. Then from the room crawl, it's pretty much straight to the clock. We usually get to the club around 9-ish, 10, 9-ish, 10, somewhere in there, whenever I can finish getting ready, but somewhere in that time frame, and then we party all night until it's time to go fuck. Exactly. I think the playroom is open until 2 a.m. Now, Seekers used to leave. You could stay in the pool past 2, and I think you still can. You're just not allowed to have any alcohol. It used to be after 2 a.m. you could bring your alcohol into the pool area. Now, you can't. And I think they basically shut off the lights. And so you could technically be in there. But basically everything dies down at 2. Yeah. They're just trying to get people to. At that point. It's like the after party back in your room. Yeah. You take it to your room. And then Saturday we wake up and kind of do sort of that same schedule minus the room crawl again on Saturday. At the pool party we'll announce the room crawl winners. We'll play some games. Just kind of continue. You know the same thing as Friday. And then the pool party ends 5 or 6. And then it. is club night. So again, we eat, rest, get ready, do it all again. Now, Seekers is starting to open their playroom during the day. I think, and maybe we'll have to talk this over, I think it might be fun to do the, you know, like the, they do those how to give a good blowjob classes. Who's going to teach it? I don't know. Not me, because I'm not the greatest. They do that like Orgy 101 kind of classes, you know what I mean? I think something like that might be fun. Well, I guess that's like a, I don't know that we'll get it into for secrets in September. But maybe like, is that something that going forward with that? Right. Would you like that? Is that something you would like for us to implement? Yeah. Or maybe scheduling like an all-girl time in there. All-girl play time. Or maybe like a bi-friendly time or something like that. Yeah. I love that. So anyway, if you have any ideas on how we can do secrets better or some things you'd like to see included in secrets, please email them to us at admin at swingercity.net. Admin at swingercity.net. You heard a couple of my ideas were kicking around, We probably won't get into this September, but we'll have two or three more takeovers next year. So definitely give us some feedback. And we also do after secrets. We always do a survey. And so putting that stuff in the survey is another good way to get that information. Yeah, we really read it and try to implement it. Honestly, that's where the meet and greet games and all that came from, from surveys. People wanted opportunities to meet each other and mingle. And so we did it. All right. Well, I hope that helps. Yes, thank you. Let's Flamingo. Two for your question. And we can't wait to see you at Secrets. Yeah. I'm going to see you up on that motorbunny. Please. Yeah. All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, only fans and more in the show notes. Come join the conversation with us and other Swinger content creators on our Swinger Society Discord server. If you have questions or feedback, email them to us at theswingnation at gmail.com. Make sure you head on over to theswingnation.net and keep up to date on all things Swing Nation. 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