Once Upon a Time at Secrets Part 2: Poolside Chaos and Party Nights Gone Wild

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Dirty Disney, but we don't want to get sued, so we want to get sued. I won't say that type takeover yeah okay yeah so when we left you we had just left you on Thursday night the triad had went to bed without me they had an orgy and all they all came inside of each other I think they're all pregnant and I got left to work until two o'clock in the morning and then I got to come and they were all in bed and sleeping that is not true first of all there's no orgy and I was awake when you got there I think it's probably true. We don't know what happened. The truth is the doors were closed. We don't know what happened. It's a mystery. It's a mystery. Get jealous. My girl like you likes a boy like me. Just a little toxic over here. Okay. Okay. So you guys went to bed. Yes. Then I came to bed. Yeah. And I had to sleep on the couch. Yeah. And while you all slept in the bed. He's so full of shit. We're in two different rooms. It's very sad. Anywho. Back to business. So I was in the bed waiting on Dan. When he came in, I made him come. We went to bed. We woke up the next morning. Allegedly. We woke up the next morning and now we're in full-fledged. It's Friday, baby. Friday. Let's go. Yeah. So again, we did pretty good about getting up and out. We wanted, usually we try to get out there 11-ish. We were out there 11-ish. We were out there 11-ish. It might have been 11.30, but it was pretty close. Daphne and I worked in the room prior to going out. You went ahead and went because you've got to like start the music and do all of whatever you do. But Daphne and I stayed back and worked on the room crawl because she is known for like staying in the room half the day working on the room crawl. On Friday, yeah. And not enjoy. And so I wanted her. You're like, we're going to knock this out. Let's go. Because if you go out there, then you have it hanging over your head. I think you guys were decorating the room on Friday before I even got out of bed. Yeah, we got up and we were eager. So we kind of knocked, I would say, 70-ish percent of the work to be done before the room crawl. Before the pool party was started. Yeah, before it even started. But then we did. So then we headed out to the pool, you know, a little after 11 or so. And as I was coming out is when you were playing your first game. So you were playing the bathing suit game. Yeah. So if you don't know the bathing suit game, this is a good, like, get the party. started kind of game we usually pick three or four people and then usually girls but I guess it could be guys but it's normally girls and the the goal of the game is to go around the pool and collect as many bathing suit tops and bottoms because it is clothing optional yeah as you can and they get one point for a top and two points for a bottom and then whoever scores the most points win and I actually I think the winner won by one point. If I remember correctly. Which goes to show you how close it was. Yeah. It was a great day. Pool day. We did some motor bunny stuff on Friday as well. Which you did not call me up to do the motor bunny. And I thank you for that. Yeah. So we did. So the pool games were. We did that game. The bathing suit game. We did one more other game before the motor bunny. I'm trying to remember what it was. I don't remember what it was. I don't know oh it was the um I think was it the kink one where they uh the the sexy squad came up and I think Nick had to it was almost like a remind me like a price is right game because they all held a card that said like what their kink was and Nick had to put the card to the person which that's a pretty good game yeah that is a good game uh and then so the card to the person and then you know I think he had three chances to get them all right you know if he got one right they stepped out yeah and then he had three chances to get everybody's aligned with everybody to win the prize and he won so that game was one and then i think we went from that and then into the motor bunny yeah and so for this time we brought our motor bunny but secrets also broke out their motor bunny so we had dual dueling motor bunnies yeah and we actually played a game with it at first and it was like um complete that line yeah so you know like they would like sing a song and then you had to finish the the lyric um to the song and then I can't remember somebody won which we've talked about this openly our last secrets y'all were pretty critical of our lack of games how's it looking so far um you haven't read the reviews so they don't like the motor bunny they don't like the motor bunny no they said that the motor bunny is pretty individual you know they like the fact that like for instance the bathing suit was you it gets everybody helping each other and it gets the crowd going I don't disagree I love the motor bunny I feel like the motor bunny is like a good end of the day thing or like a one-time thing. But they want more group. They want opportunities to talk to other, like to force you to talk and intermingle. So they still want more games. They want different. The Motor Bunny is not a game. It's not a game. So like to me, I like the Motor Bunny at that like four o'clock. We did do it a little earlier. I think we might have done it. When people are like a little bit tipsy, a little bit, they're, you know, they're not so uptight. They're a little bit. And also just to talk on the reviews, We also got quite a few reviews about the intermingling within the pool. Somebody even so much said that the volleyball net is like a division between everybody that knows each other versus they're not. This really makes me think of something. One is, I met this couple on the last list. Well, we didn't meet them. We've met them. They've been in a lot of events. Hell, I'm 99% sure I fucked the husband. There's a 1% sure. I can't remember. I fucked a lot of people one night. I was talking to them on the bliss cruise. They came to our meet and greet. And they brought up a great point. They said, you know, when, because they've been to Hedo, they've been to Bliss, they've been to Secrets, they've been to a lot of things. With us? With us. And they've seen people like around us. And they assume those people are all of our friends. Right. You know, from an outsider looking in, they see people around us, they think, oh, that's their crew. That's their crew. He's like, what I've slowly learned, because they're kind of quiet, they're a little bit of like, sit back and take it. He said, what I've learned is those aren't all your friends. Those are just people that... The random people that happen to be talking to you that day. They just book through you or they just came and they're just going to be part of the party. So they just sort of join your party. He's like, from an outsider looking in, I thought those were all your friends. I didn't want to impose. I didn't want to put myself... And the truth is, it takes a special type of person to come in and be like, I'm going to be friends with you. Not all people are that way. And even to be fair, sometimes if you come in like that and you're like, we are going to be friends. It can be too much. Well, sometimes it works and sometimes it's too much and it doesn't. Because truthfully, if you come in like that and our personalities match up and we vibe. It's great. It's great. If you come in like that and we're just not the same, you just don't click for whatever reason. The last secret, some guy was like, we're going to be friends. And I'm like, well, I'm friends with everybody. He's like, no, we're going to be friends. And I'm like, okay, well, that just scared me. the fuck out of me. You don't tell me. You know, so it's all about the approach. So I say that because I want people that like see us hanging out with our friends. I want you to realize they're not all our friends. There was so many new people that were just like, if you're going to use that divider, if what you're saying is true, there was so many people that I met for the first time on the other side. And I could have done a better, and I will admit where I'm wrong, I could have done a better job of butterflying around. I did some I could have done better so I will own up to that I don't know what's going on but I feel like I was barely in the pool at all this secrets well because where I feel like last secrets I was in the pool a lot and I don't know if it's because we're doing more games and stuff now because well you were sunburned so you that was day two though day one I was not and I only got in the pool basically once like the motor bunnies were done and the pool party was kind of over yeah um yeah I don't know I mean I think it's kind of hit or miss Well, I think we're doing a pool game almost every hour. Yeah. Because y'all tours are hard over games. And I need like 10, 15 minutes to kind of get the stuff together and get it ready and set up. You know what I mean? So then it's like, well, I'll only really have like 30, 45 minutes before the next one. Then you've got to get the prizes. Yeah. So, I mean, I think people are pretty critical. I mean, even to the point where they're like, we need to include Lacey more in it. And purposely, I have tried very hard. If you notice, if you've been around, I've taken a backseat to a lot of that on purpose because I don't want it to be the Dan and Lacey show. I want it to be about Swinger Society, the movement, the greater, not the Dan and Lacey show. Purposely, we have put me on the back burner for that reason. I think people want... You can't win it either way. You can't. I think people want it the best of all the worlds. Not the both worlds, I mean all the worlds. So we're really trying to navigate that. And the pool party is always a hard one for us. Because truthfully, there's a lot of people that we haven't seen since September. So as I'm going around and mingling and hugging, those are people that I'm not super good, but I care. I'm friends with them. That's me mingling. They're not people I talk to every day. You're probably hoping you get to fuck that night. Yeah, you know, I'm like trying really hard, you know, like. So I know I put forth a lot. of effort. The moment I walk out of my room, I say hey to every single person. If I'm walking to the pool, if I'm walking to the car, I try to say hello and speak to every single person that I pass by. Am I going to get them all? No. And the one person I miss, somebody's going to say mean things about me. But I genuinely try. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how many people were there this weekend. I would probably guess around Saturday night was probably around a thousand people. You're just not going to. No, I know. But I think the pool party was worth mentioning some of those reviews because I I hear you I do see room for improvement I also see places that we're just never gonna we're never gone to me make everyone yeah I mean for me my ideal would be like let Nick and the secrets crew run the games and me and you be able to get in the pool and mingle with the people more for sure but then if we do that then they say we're doing not enough games then if we don't mingle and we only do games and they say well you being a part of the party is what makes the party we get we just need to clone ourselves agreed yeah so But the pool party on Friday was great. Saturday's pool party was more hyped up, in my opinion. But Friday was really... It takes people a little bit to get in. I think I felt that way about the pool and the club party. So just so you know, my flow of the day is I usually try to go in for 4.30. You could usually come out about noon and go in about 12.30. Yeah, I got out at 4.30. I got out at about 11. So I'm out there for about five hours, give or take. And that's me bouncing around. That's me in the pool. That's me in the cabana. Me checking on merch. Me checking with you. I'm like trying. That's me moving the majority of the time. So about 4.30, I go in because I have to unpeople. Is that a word? Decompress? No, that's a real word. I need to cut off from the, hey, how are you? I mean, I'm super happy to be there. and happy to be around all the people but I do get very overstimulated very easy and if I don't like give myself like if I don't make myself have that break it end up just not being like I my bad my battery runs out yes totally understand no no I'm just listening to you so about 4 30 ish I went in and that's the funny thing is I probably you probably left at 4 30 I probably like got done with the motor bunny and all that and everything kind of packed up and wrapped up and I probably got in the about like 4.15. Yeah. So and because the room starts crawl starts at six. Yeah. So that gives me about like that's not me. I think you tell people I go and sleep. I don't go and sleep. That gives me about an hour and a half to order us food or figure out what we're going to eat. Get myself completely like hair, makeup, change of clothes, do final touches on the room to then open the door at six. Yeah. So. So, yeah, that's what all I was doing. This night we didn't order food because it was dirty. We didn't order food on Friday because Dirty D does carne asadas for everybody. So we ate actually after the room crawl. So there was a little bit of wiggle room in Friday night. So yeah. So the room crawl started at six. Our theme was like Peter Pan, fairy, whimsical type things. It was great. I thought it was a good room crawl. It wasn't, I didn't think it was overly busy. It was pretty okay. How did you, on the reviews, did we get any feedback on that? Because we did this one a little different. So normally we'd give people cards and they go around and then they collect stickers on their cards from all the rooms. Yeah. This time we just gave you a card and I don't even know how it worked. You got a QR code and you scanned it and then you typed in the room number of your choice. you chose from a dropdown. In person, one person told me they hated the card. They hated not having a physical card. They liked making sure that they went to everyone. On the reviews, everybody seemed to really like the new version. The QR code. The QR code. But people were voting before the room call even started, so we had to adjust the numbers a little because we get an email when you vote, so we know it's timestamp. Like the room crawl hadn't even started and people were already voting. So we had. Do we suspect that is people voting for themselves? No. Oh. I didn't get that vibe. I knew who it was. I didn't get that vibe. But the room crawl, I mean, I thought it was really good. They're definitely on the reviews. Some people said we lacked participation. Like some people just basically opened the door and gave out a shot. And the truth is some people fly. Some people drive and they can go with more. You know, I think you're going to get a little bit of everything. we do almost have to force people to do a room crawl at most of our things. It's funny. It's gone back and forth. It's gone from like we've had too many people signing up to now. Sometimes it's like we got to we got to encourage our friends to participate. If you win, you get a free room. So, you know, we always try to encourage, you know, Daphne's done it every single time and has never won. You know, and honestly, we we tried to cheat for her several times. I did not cheat. I just encouraged people to vote for her. Vote for my friend. But never. I've never cheated. Don't say that. Okay. Don't say that. Because I don't want people to think that. I've never cheated. You've tried to help her. Have I been like. But Daphne did amazing. You should really vote for her. Did I use my influence to try to skew people her way? Yes. But did I fail? Yes. So did it. Is that really cheating? She's been really close like once or twice. Yes. Like within a couple of votes. Yeah. So yeah. I mean like. She was not close this time. She was like six. Yeah. Out of like seven. But what's crazy. Because people are like, we're talking about her last room, Carl, how great it was. So I'm like, how did she not win? I don't know. It was fun. I dressed up as Wendy. She was Tinkerbell and Mike was Peter Pan. And what was I? I asked you if you wanted to. I was nothing. I got no outfit. I was not part of the triad outfit dress up crew. I said, do you want to be Captain Hook? And you said, no. You said, I probably won't even be in there because I'll have to go turn the DJ stuff on. And I did have to leave her. So I said, okay. But then did he give me shit about it? Yes. Didn't matter. So once the room crawl was over, we grabbed dinner from Diana. She makes, you know, the tacos and stuff. So we had that. And then somehow you ended up fucking Daphne. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah. I don't know how that happened, but. You encouraged it. I was like, you should get on that dick. And she did. And what's funny is there, you know, there's always a ton of nurses, hairdressers. Oh, yeah. We forgot, and our friend who was there was going to do Daphne and mine's hair, and she's texting us and knocking on the door, and she's there to do our hair, and Daphne's rotting that dick. Yeah, we had to kind of wrap up. I would have kept going, but I think Daphne was more tired than I was. Well, I let you keep going while she did my hair, because I was like, why don't you just do my hair first while they're fucking? She was like, go for it. I don't care. We wrapped it up, though. was done. We got ready. She didn't. I just needed like a half up. It took her like 15 minutes, if that, to do my hair. Daphne's required a lot more. She had a full on updo. But yeah, so this night was like our traditional like Disney, like princess, prince, you know, that type of thing. So I was Belle. And you were an easy take on the Beast. I was. Because I knew you were DJing. And I knew you didn't want like a full on Beast outfit. Yeah, I just, I think you got me a purple button-up and a crown. Yeah. And I cut the sleeves off the button-up because I didn't want to be hot. Yes. So I ended up, if you followed my vlog story on the internet, I ended up with the dress, my original dress. I wore that one. So I did not wear my back-up, which I have it. There'll be another, there's always some sort of Disney play on theme. So I've done Aladdin a few times, Aladdin and Jasmine. So I'll just save it and wear it next time. Okay. Yeah. So let's talk about the party. Uh, okay. So that wraps up the room crawl, the fucking, uh, and then it was time for the club. I actually opened as the, the DJ in the club on Friday night. Uh, opener is always, that's the toughest DJ slot. You know what I mean? Cause you're, you're starting it cold. It's my favorite though. When I open. Yeah. Because I'm done. It's time to fuck. Because you leave early. And so like, as you know, instead of you sitting there waiting on me to get ready, I'm not better now. Yeah. You're gone. We, and then we meet you at the club. So I opened up, started a little slow, and I can remember it was like 9, when I say slow, it's probably like the club opened at 9, it was like 9.15, and I'm like, where are all my friends? There's nobody here. But then by like 9.45, the club was pretty packed. I think I played to like 10.30, and by 10.30, it was rock and roll. Yeah, I probably got there about like 9.30 or so, and it like immediately, I felt like it was busy. Well, I think I'm used to, like, me and you walk in together at, like, you know, whatever, 930, 945, and it's already going in full. So, like, starting it cold was a little bit different. Yeah. But it was cool. It was a great party. I was still pretty, I was struggling to drink. After my whole Wednesday debacle. You were still hungover from Wednesday. I was still a little hungover. Honestly, I think the GLP won. It's like I took one shot of Fireball, and I was like, no. I think I ended up just like making myself throw it up so I could get off my stomach because it just felt yuck. Daphne got trashed. Trash, trashed. She was in like the other VIP, like our friends of our have a VIP next to us. They were feeding her fireball. They were feeding her fireball. So finally, I think, you know, we had been partying for a while. I ended up taking her to the room to try to sober her up because I knew that we, you know, that we, We wanted to have fun. I wanted her to be a part of it, but I knew she needed to, like, soap her up. So I took her to the room. I gave her Dr. Pepper. We had some donuts, you know, try to, like, soak up some of that. She changed clothes. I took her up, do down, brushed her. I was, like, best friend of the night. You know, brushed her hair. She was, you know, she started to do a lot better. And then, you know, by the time we got back to the club, she was functional. You know, she wasn't functional. Yeah, when you guys left, I don't know what time, you know, 1130 or something like that, probably. I'm like, they're not coming back. It was because I was pretty sober, because I had had that one shot, and then it made me sick. But I got her back, and we partied for a little bit longer, and then at some point, it was decided we were going to orgy in one of the suites, which I'm always happy if it's not our room. Yeah, so we left. I need to club around 12, 30-ish. I think the plan was to be up there by like 1. Uh-huh. Which there was some, like, you know, even after that, like, could Daphne make it? Would she? Did we get her sober enough? And she did. She rallied and was able and it was good. So we get up to the orgy and it was an orgy from hell. I love our friends. I love everyone that was in that room. It was nobody's fault. It was just a shit show. It happens. They're not all. They're not all. Yeah. My dick didn't want to cooperate. Dan couldn't get hard. He got hard for a few minutes. Yeah. Which was a problem. Yeah. I fucked you and fucked Daphne for a little bit and then I was struggling. One person. Yeah. One person was crying because she felt like there was too many people there. And I think. Which is fine. I'm not mad at her. Well, I think there was too many people. Like, I think. This is what always happens, right? It's like some in your head, you're like, oh, let's go fuck these four couples. And then somebody else gets invited to somebody else. And then four couples turned into like 12 couples. Yeah. And basically kind of turned into like a bunch of people. Well, I think there. It wasn't communicated clearly who was invited and who's not. Also, Dan and I pretty much are like, we are not making those decisions. We are not making those decisions. In our opinion, everyone should be invited and then you fuck who you want to fuck. I do get that when that's your room, that's not always easy. But you also have to understand that if Dan and I tell somebody no, then we're the bad guys. So we had even told some friends, or Dan had, that they could come and then they were turned away at the door. So then Saturday, I had to make sure that nobody was mad because they got turned away. And everybody handled that pretty well. Everyone handled it pretty well. But I just didn't want them to think that, like, honestly, I didn't know they were turned away. I was in the back of the room and found out about it after. So what was supposed to be just a couple of couples ended up being a lot more. And then additional couples were let in even after other couples were turned away, which then where do you draw the line? When is it okay to turn some away and not? This is the problem is there's no good answer, right? And that's why I'm glad. That's why we've stopped being the person that has to make that decision. Because like you said, we don't want people getting mad at us. But then unfortunately, somebody has to make that decision. And if you let people in, people are going to get mad. If you don't let people in, people are going to get mad. So there's no winning in that situation, right? So I don't, this is the, you know, when people say the lifestyle is drama, this is the drama, right? And it's not avoidable drama. And it's not anybody's fault. Nobody had ill-intentioned Nobody was being mean. Everybody's trying to do the right thing, right? So if you're not letting people in, it's because you don't want to make people in the room that are already in the room uncomfortable, right? But then if you do let people in, it's because you don't want them to be mad or uncomfortable. So either way, somebody's going to be upset and uncomfortable. So there's no, there's just no winning in that situation. Yeah, it ended up being quite the shit show. I mean, like I fucked one of my favorite guys that I get to fuck and he made me come really good and I was happy. You know, like I did, I came, I got what I came for, you know. But, like, then another couple ended up, she ended up crying. So there was tears. There was a lot of, like, people that couldn't be. It was just. Yeah. It ended up being more of a clusterfuck than it was really. Now, I do think there are other people that were in that orgy that were oblivious to all of that. Yeah. That had an amazing time. No, for sure. Like, honestly, I was oblivious. And other than your dick not working to a lot of it until it was sort of almost over. Yeah. I saw the first person cry and then when we went to leave that's when I saw the second person cry so I was oblivious to people being turned away and stuff so I do think and I think that might I started with seeing somebody cry yeah so that might have been like Daphne and Mike had no idea they came they fucked they had a great and then they they bounced and we got we got back down there and we're telling them they had no clue so yes a hundred percent I think everybody there probably had like different experiences it was a I mean I got fucked good yeah goal achieved You know, I mean, we think, I don't, we did, there's too much going on for Dan. I don't know. It just happens sometimes. Yeah. No, I mean, I fucked you. I fucked Daphne. And then I kind of, I think got my, in my, well, because people were upset, that kind of fucked with me a little bit. And I don't think my medication, I wasn't quite working. And so, yeah. Yeah. It was just a lot. So, so we ended up just finally, like we let, we went to leave and then somebody was crying. So then I had to like. And don't get me wrong. I still had a good time. Like I had fun with you. I had fun with Daphne. I actually had fun with somebody else. I couldn't get hard, but I still had lots of fun with them. Honestly, if you go to bed or do that orgy again, I'm doing it again. I don't want to say it didn't go ideally for us. I came. Mostly because my dick didn't get hard and then having friends be upset for whatever reason. I think it was totally cool and everybody's fine now. Yeah, nobody's upset. It's just not ideal. I came really good, so I was happy. Even though it wasn't perfect, it's still kind of a win. You know what I mean? If you had given me a, hey Dan, go back to your room and go to bed or go to this orgy knowing everything that my dick wasn't going to work and all the things were going to happen, I still would have gone the orgy. Yeah, for sure. I just want to be clear that it wasn't necessarily that bad. 100%. I guess where if I have any frustrations, that's the only really, that's the only orgy not did get spoiler alert. That was really our only orgy. And so like, I don't know. But I kind of wish, It had been better. Less chaotic. Right. But again, that's unpredictable. Well, I guess the question though is then how do we, so knowing that, right? How do we fix that? How is that an avoidable situation? It's not. Yeah. And I think even like, okay, like part of me would have been like, well, if we'd gone to the playroom and suddenly gone into somebody's room, everybody, it could have been open to everybody. But then, you know, you got to deal with like the creepers and stuff that, you know, and then worrying about that. So then you could be like, well, we should have went to just two or three couples and said, okay, just the three of us and locked that down. And that probably would have been a better experience for us, right? Because it wouldn't have been as chaotic. We probably would have had a better time. But then people probably would have still ended up getting upset. So this is just, I guess if you're listening to this, this is part of the lifestyle that you have to deal with. And is it drama? It is a little bit of drama, but you have to figure out how to negotiate this the best way that you can. And even though I think, Friday night's orgy had some of that type of drama go on. I think everybody handled it really well. Oh, for sure. And Saturday, everything was great. Right. So that's in that situation. That's really the best. Everybody handled it the best way possible. Yeah, for sure. Okay. That was our Friday night. All right. I think now is the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we're going to get into the main event. What happened Saturday? Yes. Dun. Be right back, guys. Okay. Lacey, if you're going to be a swinger, you need to be a responsible swinger. I agree. And part of being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis. Yeah. Now, something I didn't know is not all STI, STD testing is the same. That is correct. Not every family doctor fully understands how you should be getting tested. That is correct. What one doctor thinks is a full panel, another doctor may have a completely different version. of that. 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Lacey loves our sponsors. I do. Had some great sponsors. Had some great swag in the swag bags. Yeah. So thank you guys for always hooking us up and hooking up our members. Yeah. Okay. So when we left you, we just finished our orgy in one of the suites on Friday night. There was tears. There was cum. There was squirt. All at the same time. And Dan's dick didn't work very well. It happens to the best of them. I still had sex with two girls. I mean, it wasn't the end of the world, but it wasn't ideal for me. You didn't make it a big deal. It wasn't a big deal. It wasn't a big deal. It doesn't have to be, guys. I think it was partly my medication didn't work, but it was partly like I had just got done DJing and I had been out in the sun all day. I was actually sunburnt at this point. Something that we didn't mention is during the day party on Friday, you went to bed. I actually got in the pool and stayed in the pool for like... For the record, I did not go to bed. You keep saying, you tell everybody. So like I see people going, how was your nap? I'm like, I had an hour and a half to eat food, get myself completely ready, clean up the room. Fair. Lacey went to the room. Okay, thank you. I got in the pool for like two hours. And when I got out of the pool, I was sunburnt as hell. Now, okay, ladies in the Discord, I dropped a picture. Did you see all this? I dropped a picture of me naked in the Discord prior to Secrets and said, I am very white right now. I didn't know this. I need help. And nobody took care of me? I need help not getting sunburned at Secrets. Ten girls were like, I got you, Dan. And every time I see you, I'm going to be putting sunscreen on you, and I'm going to be taking care of you. And I was like, awesome. Because I know, this is kind of like the first, you know, it's kind of springtime. It really was the first where we've been out in the sun a lot. And I am just, you know, the Scottish heritage in me likes to burn. So I put that out there. Everybody signed up, and they're like, we're going to take care of you. And no one did? Nobody took care of me. So this is going to piss you off even more. I rubbed sunscreen on multiple men with my titties. How many times did you put sunscreen on me? When? Not on Friday. Maybe after I got sunburned. Not on Friday. Not on Friday. Well, somebody. I think I actually put sunscreen on myself Friday. Mr. Southern Swap was like, can you help me put sunblock on? He had it in the pool. And I was like, can I do it with my titties? Can we make a movie out of it? Well, anyway. So everybody on Discord that made false promises, this is your fault. So I was, so two parts. One, I just got done DJing. Yeah. Two, I don't think my, Dick medication was really working. And then three, I'm sunburned. So every time somebody touches me in that orgy, it's a mix of pleasure and pain and not in a good way. So I think that's what fucked me up. Also, keep in mind that I am very like olive skin toned. And even if I burn, I'm like 10 the next day. And so I don't even really understand what like a true sunburn is. So Dan and I's like experience in the sun is very different. And I haven't quite fully grasped the paleness that he has to deal with. So like for me, I don't even put any on or put like it once and I'm good. And I forget. I have to put it on every like hour. Yes. At least. So, so, but we're going on the bliss cruise in a few days. You're hearing this while we, I have, I have all the things we are prepared for. I'm probably still going to be peeling. Probably by that time. Yeah, probably. So anyway, so let's get on to Saturday. Okay. That was a long tangent. All right. So we get up Saturday, definitely not moving as as we were. Again, I had taken it super duper easy on the drinking and the partying, and I'm still dying. It's Saturday. You're still dying from Wednesday. Wednesday. I'm like, I feel every ounce of 41 right now. Every ounce. So we definitely had a slower start. Saturdays, we get out to the pool later because, well, you go out and get things going. So I went out. So Saturday, we do hold the staff line. in our room, Every Secrets, and that's to thank all the staff and volunteers that work for Swinger Society. And if you don't know, we actually have over 100 volunteers between the Discord and moderating that, between Facebook, Reddit pages. Consent team. Consent team, and then people that actually volunteer in person at the events. Did you say magazine? Magazine staff, yeah. We put out Alt-Life Magazine every month, and there's volunteer writers and volunteer editors and volunteer people that do like the layouts and photography and stuff. So yeah, there's over 100 volunteers that help keep Swingers Society afloat. So when they come to Secrets, we like to do a luncheon, do what we call shots with the bosses where they come into our room, we take a shot, we eat some lunch, we kind of, you know, I give a little rah-rah speech that got made fun of this time and do that. So I actually got up, went out to the pool, and then I actually dumped all the ping pong balls into the pool. So we have this game where there's ping pong balls. We kind of spread them around the pool, and they have things like... The reviews hated them. Lick something, kiss somebody, touch somebody. The truth is, we had them left over, so it wasn't like an actual game. It was more of like, we have these. If this encourages you to do something, great. If it doesn't, that's fine, too. We did not bring those home with us, did we? I have them, yeah. Oh, we'll toss them. You made it very clear that you hate them on the reviews. Loud and clear. I don't understand. I like them. It's more of like an encouragement. It's y'all's lack of enthusiasm. Let's just be real. This is a you problem, not a me problem. What don't they like about them? I don't know. Last time, they wanted them to be more raunchy. And guys, okay, there is a level of consent that I am worried about. I don't want to put kiss or make out or suck a dick and then somebody walk up to you and be like, I have to suck your dick because it's... You know, like I don't want to put anyone in an uncomfortable... Right. It's more of a way to like encourage people. Yes. that already have consent or to ask for consent to do a thing. Yes. So I didn't pick inappropriate, not those things, not giving a blood job, signing a prayer. I tried to pick things that like a kiss on the cheek or like a hug, you know, something that's not going to super cross someone's boundaries, you know. But a way to start people start flirting with each other, right? Or like ask someone their favorite, you know, so it's really just a conversation. So they didn't like them because they weren't naughty enough? them because they weren't naughty enough. And this time they were just like, why did you bring them back? But to be fair, we did them at Hedo last year. And they were a huge hit. Oh, yeah. People loved it at Hedo. Because people were like, actually, like, they were going around like, hey, I got one that said hug. How about a hug? Oh, I got one that says motorboat. How about, you know. You know, and like the people at Secrets, for some reason, just don't enjoy that. Got it. I will throw them away. When you say the people, though, what, is it one or two people that commented? I don't know. Yeah. So that's the problem. This is the problem. The great thing about doing the reviews after every event is we get feedback, right? The problem sometimes is I think we get feedback from like people that were scorned or like maybe didn't have the best experience, right? And so because of that. Some of them are positive, you know, and then they put in some things that we ask what can we work on. I'm just saying you have to balance, right? So if one person said they hated the ping pong balls, I don't think that necessarily means the ping pong ball game is like the worst. I know. I just think it's funny that the ping pong were like kind of an afterthought, like, Hey, we have these. Let me throw them in there. And if you want to use them. Literally, my thought was I need to get back to the luncheon. So I don't really have time to do a game. But what I can do is just spread these ping pong balls around. And that will kind of get people in the pool doing something until I can get back from the meet and greet to do a game. Yeah, I think a lot of people have opinions about like throwing a sex party or throwing it. But then actually doing it is a lot harder than you think it is. Like trying to be in two places at once, for example. Yeah. Okay. So, but we had our luncheon. It was great. We did our shots. We brought Panac came out with the new margarita flavor. Yeah. So I, if there's ever a new flavor, I try to bring that. So I, of course we had fireball and then I brought some tequila. So people could choose, you know, Dan, we did make fun of Dan cause he kind of gives the same speech every year. So yeah. So I actually, it's a good speech. People are like, all right, Dan, we're ready. I think you want me to just play the recording from last year. And I was like, who's new here? And I was like, okay, so you guys can listen up. Everybody else can shut up and sit in the corner. But it was good. You know, we had Panera bread. So we had sandwiches and fruit and stuff. It's just a nice thank you. So after that, we cleaned up a little and got ready and headed out to the bowl. So we were out there closer to one on Saturday. I immediately spotted the Ivy people and made a beeline. to the IVs. Because I was still feeling like shit. And I was like, I don't care how much this costs. Shoot me up. Give me all the goods. Did it help? Honestly, it did. Just sitting there, I immediately kind of... Did they have anti-sunburn IV? I should have asked that. I didn't look. I could have used that. Sunburn recovery IV? I don't know. Maybe they should invent it. What's the stuff you take that makes you... The peptides? peptides in it. I don't know. So but the Ivy only took like 30 minutes. It was pretty quick. And then right after that, I got in the pool. I did. You were pretty sunburned. I did feel bad like mingling because I felt like I needed to go back and check on you. Like I was afraid to go in the sun on Saturday. Now, when I did the pool games, obviously I kind of had to be in the sun a little bit. So you just sort of limited your time. But I mostly tried to stay either under the DJ booth or in the cabana. And I kept my shirt on for most of the day on Saturday because I was pretty sunburned. I stayed out, you know, and mingled and chatted with people. So if you feel like I was antisocial on Saturday, it's because I was trying not to burn. But I was any further underlying worried about you. But yeah, I mean, Saturday, the pool was like pretty, pretty wild. They were turned up. So after the ping pong ball game, we did the car wash. Yeah. And that went over very well, I felt like. Did anybody talk about the car wash on the river? They liked the car wash. Yeah, so if you don't know what the car wash is, I actually think this might be one of the oldest swinger games, traditions. Party Mark invented it and then gave you. No. You didn't? No, I've been told this goes back like 50 years. Who told you that? Huh? Party Mark's the first person I saw do it, but I can't remember who I was talking to. Maybe it was Joe, but they were talking about how like, you know, one of the first hitos they went to like 50 years ago, they did a car wash. I guess Party Mark is the modern person that typically does it right he's the first one we saw do it and he does it on every bliss cruise so yes but anyway the car wash is you take as many girls as you can get out of the pool hopefully they're topless hopefully they're naked things like that and you line them up in two lines so they're across from each other forming kind of a tunnel if you will and then you give them soap you give them baby oil and then the guys line up in kind of a train if you and they go through the tunnel of naked girls that are then soaping them up, baby lubing them up, washing them with their boobs, their hands. The guys have to keep their hands up in the air. The guys have to keep their hands on their head or up in the air. They're not allowed to touch the girls, but obviously the guys are consenting to the girls touching them as they go through the line. It's kind of a good way to get people interacting. We had a high level of participation. That's awesome. The whole pool was like pretty wild. And I didn't drink on Saturday day on purpose because I really wanted to feel good. And I'd just done that IV and it kind of seemed counterintuitive to them. So I stayed sober. So I felt like everybody else was on like a different level than me. And I was a little bit envious. They were all wiling out pretty heavy. Dwayne danced in a thong, which was Quite entertaining. I'm trying to think what else. We did some motor bunny stuff. The way she broke out the new motor bunny jacked. Jack or jacked. And so if you don't know what that is, it's basically one of those sex machines that does the penetrative motion, like a jackhammer, if you will, where it's got like a, you know, a motor on it and it goes in and out. And so we use that and the girls were able to come up and to ride the motor bunny jacked, which basically means they had penetrative sex with a dildo on the end of this machine. But of course we used condoms and we wiped it and used toy cleaner and all of that in between each person. We had pretty good, I think, you know, I don't know, five, six, seven people. And we did talk about it before is we created these pins. So like if you survive the motor bunny, you got this like pin. Yeah, I gave that on Friday. I didn't give it on Saturday because it was the picture is of the other motor bunny. It's the same. I should have. I should have gave it to both girls. I think probably some of the same girls. It's kind of like a token. Like you did it so you have it, you know. So that was fun. Yeah. It was pretty hot. Amy. So what's her screen name? California Unicorn? Well, I think she's like Idaho Unicorn or something now, I think, or Indiana or I don't know where she lives now. She came up and she's like, I want you to fuck me with it doggy style. And so I had to like, it comes in this like mount thing. But it also has like a shoulder strap. So I picked it up with a shoulder strap and did that. That's hard. I didn't see that. Yeah. And then what's her new name? New Swingers on the Block. What is she called now? Annika. Annika. I think was like choking her a little while I was and she was like squirting all over that. Yeah. And also MJ did it one of the days. I don't know which day it was. I think the first day. And she's not a get up in front of people person. So that was kind of a big deal. Yeah. The dueling motor bunnies on Friday was nice because they could kind of come up as a and they'd be like making out with each other while they're both riding the motor bunnies and it was it was i you know you said people didn't like it but uh watching two girls ride motor bunnies while they're making out with each other and squirting all over the place i don't know who doesn't like that i mean like we're never going to make anybody happy so i definitely don't think we again is that like the one or two people that you know yeah i definitely don't think we take the motor bunny away i just think we need to make sure that like other games are like for sure for you know there's also on saturday i don't think there's much more time than the amount of games that we played at this. Yeah. And on Saturday, you did a thing where it was several people's birthday, including Nick, Mandy's husband. And then they all came up and had chairs. And then the girls had white T-shirts on. And then you had like squirters. So the mistake there was next time I probably won't give the crowd the squirt guns because they kept squirting the girls in the face, which is not cool. And then two, some of them were squirting over the girls and hitting the DJ booth. Oh, so you just need to have like a girl. I just need to take a bucket and just dump it on there yeah or you could just give somebody like one or two people like every girl have a partner in that person or give each girl a bucket let them dump it on themselves yeah sexy or each other or whatever whatever hot and people seem to like that no the actual I don't the girl that won oh my god oh she was yeah I might have I had a chubby I think did you yeah she was she was good I'm in several of them I mean it was all hot but yeah but you don't get much better than half naked girls dancing on guys you do not no No, you don't. Yeah. If you don't get a chubby from that, I mean. Like, yeah. Yeah. There's no hope. There's no hope for you. Yeah. Yeah. So very, very, that was a good time. I had to make myself go in, but also I had not been drinking. So about the time I was ready to go in, MJ, which is a friend, Annika, and their husbands were in the cabana with you because, you know, you were sheltering in place from the sun. So as the time, I feel like they always get turned up about that time. I have to go. This is true. Which is honestly something that I deal with because a lot of our friends go and fuck in that in-between. And I'm always very envious of that. But there is no possible way that I could be the host of this party and do that. And eat dinner and function. Not be put together the way you want to be. Yeah, I would have just come back in, shit face, throw my hair up. And then it would affect my night. It would affect a lot of things. So I have to purposely, because this is our job, This is where the job part comes in. I have to purposely be like, no, Lacey, you have to go in. Pull yourself away from the party. All of our friends are like, that's the time they're wiling out. It is true. I think that like four to six time frame is usually when people in the pool, that is the turned up time. Which if you think about like keto, when we go, that's our time that we're turned up. Yeah, that's the blowjobs and people fucking. So I'm coming to the cabana to tell you, hey, I'm going in. I think Daphne and Mike had already left me. And then, like, MJ's, like, in your lap, making out with you, like, y'all weren't having sex, but. We wanted to be. We wanted to be. And it was super hot. And, like, I was very, very torn. Because, like, we've never fucked them. And I desperately want to fuck them. I just think that, like, our schedules are on different paths. And we're just going to have to plan a night that we're like, okay, this night, Dan gets done DJing at this time. We need to go to this room. At this point, I think our schedules are just not going to align where it can organically happen. So I was very torn because I wanted to do that. But also, I knew if I got... I had to make myself not let anything happen because I knew the second I kind of leaned into it. Just like the other day when we were... during the day, you know, that would have happened. So I purposely was like, I'm sorry, y'all. I felt bad. I felt terrible, actually. Yeah. Well, Annika was trying to get her to fuck me right there in the thing. Which I would have loved. Yeah. And part of me was like, well, I don't know. You know, like, I'm all sunburned, right? And I've been out in the sun and doing all these games and stuff. So, like, you know, my head's not exactly like, you know, I'm a little. But then, like, she started kissing me and riding on me. And my dick was pretty fucking hard. I was like, well, I could probably actually do this. You know, like, Because at first when she said it, I was like, I don't know if this is going to, you know. Because like the night before, I hadn't got hard on the orgy. So in my head, I'm thinking like, I have had no. Well, and because you had never fucked her, what if it wouldn't have gotten hard? Then you would have felt terrible. Right, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, we need to make that happen. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree with that, yeah. So anyway, I went inside. Abandoned me to not have sex, yeah. So sorry. Because this is, it was a little later. So we're talking like 4.30. Now, I had to be back out at 7 to make TikTok. So we do, on Saturday at Secrets, we do an open invitation, like a time. If you're comfortable being in front of the camera and being public. What's that, like 7? Yeah, it's at 7. Then everyone's welcome. And we make TikTok. We just do a couple TikToks. I saw one of those today. I think we were all sitting in a circle around the fire or something. So I literally had like two hours to eat, rest, get ready. and be back out there. So I ordered us dinner. And while we wait on dinner, I kind of rested a bit. And then once dinner came, we you came back and ate with a triad. Thank you for being a part of that. Yeah. And then after that, I think I had like 30 minutes. So I went ahead and like curled my hair and put a little bit of makeup. Actually, I don't think I even wore makeup. I just wore my sunglasses because I knew we'd be outside. So because I wanted my makeup and everything to be fresh for the night. So I curled my hair. And then me and Daphne went. And this is kind of the time that you got to rest. So me and you were like two ships passing in the night. And by rest you mean I got to eat and post on social media. Just like how you say when I sleep. I'm ordering food and getting us that kind of rest. So me and Daphne go. It takes us about 30-45 minutes to do those videos and stuff. We came back and at this point it's 7.45, 8 o'clock. We have to be at the club by like 930-ish? Yeah. We ended up being late. Mm-hmm. Because by the time we made, like, you know, we did some transition TikToks. I don't think we got in the club till 10 o'clock almost, yeah. Yeah, we were running a little bit late. My costume had more to it. It had stuff in my hair and stuff on my face. I was Poison Ivy. Mm-hmm. And you were the Riddler on Saturday night. Another missed opportunity was Vanilla Swirl couple came and hung out with us while we were getting ready. Yeah. of similar theme to us. We took some pictures and stuff, but they were kind of, it was one of those other connections all weekend where I kind of felt like something could happen here if we had the time. She was like, go, you know, go flirt with him. And I would, I did. I mean, he's like, truthfully, one of the hottest guys there. I'm not even good. Like, I'm not, I love you, babe. Whoa, whoa, wait. You're saying he's harder than me? No, never. That's what it sounded like. But I'm just saying he's definitely, so like, I am totally into him. This is a couple we've been dancing around for like, like three years now yeah four years i think like we because we're so busy we have not so i think maybe the question to your answer about the friday night orgy is maybe we just invite couples like that you know like that we really want to engage maybe that's right maybe orgies have had that been like just us and been on a swirl or just us and mj or just us and i mean i can probably name a hundred other couples so i think like maybe that's something that we need to take away from this like we've been very We're about to go quality over quantity. We're about to go into bliss cruise. So maybe we lean into, you know, we can still play a room it, but like maybe us and a couple go into just the bed and shut, you know, shut the curtains. So like maybe let's play around with that. Let's see. And then like, let's come away from it and like compare our experiences. Yeah. And I think the problem with orgies has become they're too big now. Yeah. There's too many people now. Right. It used to be like, okay, a good orgy was like three or four couples. Right. Now it's like every time we go to orgy, there's like 15-20 couples that could potentially be involved. And it's like, it's just so many dynamics and so many people that it becomes like too hard to manage. And then it ends up being a shit show, right? So maybe it is pulling back and finding smaller groups. But like you said, you're still going to have then the issue of people not being involved. Yeah, I think we do some of each. But I think that people are okay with not being involved. If you say tonight, we're going with... I think if we said tonight, we're going to go with vanilla. Or even like MJ, people know like, oh, they've been trying to fuck each other for years. I think the problem is when people feel left out. So like if there's three couples that go off and then two other couples wanted to join, that's when people feel left out. So I think it's navigating that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, so the club wild. It's hard to put into words. Yeah. What Saturday night was. We shut it down at 2 a.m. And it was full. It was full. All of the DJs absolutely killed it. I mean, Just In Time did a great... Opened it up. Opened it up to like very much like R&B, like hip hop, like booty shaking, which, you know, we all love. It's kind of his specialty, yeah. Fieldy Frequency went after you and he is just like... Yeah, so it went Just In Time to Juan Deepa, to me, and actually this time me and just James, which is James Jr., who's the whatever, as the general manager, director or something of Secrets. Me and him actually did a back-to-back. It wasn't planned. He was in the club that night. He's like, are you DJing tonight? I'm like, yeah, I'm going on at midnight. I'm like, you want to DJ with me? He's like, oh, no. I'm like, come on, do it. He's like, okay, I got my USB. He jumped up there. I've seen James DJing around Secrets. I think he's DJed some of the eye candy parties and stuff. He's the owner's son. So you just assumed he wasn't. And usually when I've seen him, I've seen him a few times now, he usually is with another DJ, right? So like there's two DJs up there. So I wasn't sure. Like I didn't know how good of a DJ, you know, I was kind of like, oh, I'm not sure. Is this like performative or is this? People could say the same for you if you want me to be super transparent. But I'm usually up there by myself. Correct. But I'm saying people that don't know. But it could be a playlist if they didn't know. Or like a lot of times you do back to back. Right, right. But anyway, I say all that to say, that dude can DJ. He's a better DJ than I am. His mixing, his applying filters, he's doing backspins. I don't know what any of that is, but I believe you. He knows how to DJ. He can do it live. It was really cool. You know what? I failed. I did not record. You didn't take any pictures, any videos. Me and James DJing in Secrets in the club, and you couldn't get one fucking picture? I know. Wings of Glory might have. No, they weren't there at that time. They already put the camera up because I didn't go on until midnight. Anyway, I failed you. I'm sorry. I have no excuse. I have no excuse other than I was just having fucking fun. That's my excuse. I was having a good time. You're not a very good marketing assistant for my DJ career. I didn't know that was my role. It is. Oh, I noticed. Just like I got to take all these pictures of you and stuff. Like, you know, a little reciprocation here. Okay, baby. The club was amazing though. I mean, it's very hard to put into words how bad it was. It's a vibe. You had to be there to kind of understand. Me and James finished. I think James, he left a little bit before I was done. And then I finished. And then Filthy Frequency came on. And if you don't know, he's a dubstep DJ. I don't know if a dubstep DJ has ever DJed at Secrets before. Surely. I don't know if they've ever done like a full dubstep set before. The staff at Secrets were on the stage with him. They were so excited. I did. It was so awesome. I have never seen that much energy. So he didn't come on till one o'clock in the morning. He went from one to two and shut the club down. I have never, never, you know, we've been going to secrets for what, five years now? Yeah. You know, we've been throwing events there for five years now. I have never seen that type of energy in the club that late ever. Well, do you know why that happened? Why did it happen? Because I gave him a kiss before he went on stage. I gave it. It's got to be. What is that song that TikTok was like? I've got the magic in me. I gave him the magic. Yeah. Well, he killed it. He crushed it. He came up and he was like, can I get a little kiss or look? And I was like, yes, you can. Yeah. Why didn't I text him? I was like, man, you fucking crushed it. I've never seen that many people in there. And he was like, well, it's because you kept them in there until I got, you know, I was like, ah. Honestly, you know, like just to shout out to him, him and his wife are like just good people. Like fundamentally like sweet, genuine, awesome people. He is like precious. He gets nervous. He overthinks it. He panics before he practices. I think his wife told me he put like 40 hours into his set. He genuinely cares. That is so refreshing. When it shows. It shows in his performance. Not every DJ we have. This is not to take away from anybody. I just think in this situation, he deserves his props. He definitely shined. Normally, that last DJ slot is kind of like a throwaway slot. Everybody's fucking. Honestly, nobody was fucking because he was that good. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know either. We ended up staying. Maybe, you know, very on brand for like electric pleasures. Yes. Maybe not so much for Swinger Society, but it worked. There was like conversation like, do we stop him? Do we ask him to keep playing? It was that good. Yeah. And we were like, but also the secret staff. Like, it's one thing if it's just us there. Right. There's several people who are like, you cannot turn off the music. Like, he has to keep going. But like, we could not keep. It's like, these people need to go home to their kids. Yeah. Like, we can't keep the club. Yeah. And so literally we cut. I don't know. Yeah, they cut the music. Everybody was like, oh, it was over. We ended up just going back to bed, you and I. A lot of people did orgy. We knew we had to get up. I think I had to be back in the lobby at 9 a.m. This is 2 a.m. I had to turn off the equipment and pick everything up and then go get the stuff from outside. I didn't get back to the room until like 3. You had to be back inside at 9. That was six hours from the time your head hit the pillow tool and then it wasn't like i just had to go and work and then like leave we had we had to load the whole trailer we had we had a full day's work ahead so unfortunately we did not get to fuck which you know it's just part of the job sometimes that it happens sometimes it doesn't yeah this whole you know throwing parties and djing has cut into our our fucking time for sure guess what we have blisters next week i'm not djing no i'm not setting up equipment I'm not tearing down equipment. I'm not hosting pool parties. On that note, I think it's important for you and I personally, it's getting to where Secrets is almost too much for us to play. Can we squeeze it in? Yes, occasionally. It's getting to the point where if we play, it should be like, oh my god, we got to play. More so than like, fuck, we didn't get to play. And I think things like Bliss Cruise and things that we're not hosting. Splash. Naughty in New Orleans. Naughty's a little iffy because we We do actually host a lot at Naughty. A lot of those things are, you know, when we're really going to have to, like, lean into that. Because this is, it's all evolving and it has been evolving all of these years. And it's getting to a point now where it's very hard to, like, we used to think it was hard to host and play. It's very hard to host and play now. Well, it's not even, we're not even, we went from hosting to, like, doing all the production. Yeah. And, you know. I mean, it's a lot. Yeah. Throw a sex party. They said, it'll be fine. Then you don't get to have sex at your sex parties. But anyway, if that sounded like a good time, we want you to come to our next Secrets Takeover. So this is coming out next Thursday. So that means right now as we speak, the tickets are on sale to Diamond members, which means it's half sold out with just the people that pre-booked at Secrets or before Secrets. And so now it's on sale with Diamond members. They're probably going to book up a bunch of rooms. And then, what is it, Monday? So it's May 1st at 10 a.m. Central Standard Time. It goes on sale to the general public. If you are not a Diamond member and you're hearing this and you really want to go, I would be on there on the 1st at 10 Central and try to snag up a room. 10 a.m. Central? Yeah. On the 1st of May? Yes, because there will be very few rooms left. Yeah, I think last time, this Secrets, it took about, I think it was two weeks to sell out from the time it went public. to sell out. And we didn't have, we didn't put the rooms on sale to sell that Sunday. And I think we, there was significantly less that were pre-booked. So if it sold out in two weeks last time, you know, maybe it might last a week this time, if that long. So swingersidey.net, make sure you keep an eye out. May 1st, 10 a.m. Central time, rooms go on sale, grab yours so that you don't miss our September takeover. If you do miss it or there's other parties you want to go to, We will be at the Sanctuary in May. What's the dates for that? I believe it's the 15th and 16th. You can keep talking about it. 15th and 16th of May. We're going to confirm that. And then in June. It is 15th and 16th. And in June, we're going to be in Chattanooga, Tennessee for our next Electric Pleasures, which if you like dubstep DJs and house DJs and EDM type music, that is the party for you. It's going to be a topless pool party during the day outside. with our new stage. We're talking about trying to get some food trucks and things like that. So very festival-like vibes during the day. And then we're going to go into the club party at night. And that's June 12th and 13th in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Yeah. And that one is over half sold out as well. So you're going to want to go. There are payment plans available for all of these, except for the sanctuary, the club party. There's no payment plan for that. You can find links to all of this and more by going to SwingerSociety.net. Come catch one of my sets. I think I'm actually DJing at all those parties. So I'll be DJing in the Sanctuary. I'll be DJing at Chattanooga and I'll be DJing Secrets next time. And we'll have all these DJs you're hearing about, Filthy Frequency, we'll be at Chattanooga as well as at Secrets next time. I think you'll be at Secrets next time anyway. So if you want to catch some of this and experience it for yourself, me. It's worth it. Um, the music is amazing. Uh, the orgies are even better. Um, you know, watching people squirt on stage with motor bunnies and getting jacked by the motor bunny. I mean, all these things, these are like the kind of memories that stick with you for a lifetime. Yes. And really change the way I think you look at sex and relationships and, and that kind of stuff. So I agree. Check it out. Yep. All right. Anything else for the swing nation listeners, Lacey? All right, guys, I think with that. Oh, before we end, I want to give a shout out to our staff. Oh, that was nice. So before we end, let me give a shout out to our staff and their spouses, Mandy, Diana and Nicole and their spouses. And as far and then all the other people that volunteered to help us here as well as the secrets staff. They definitely went above and beyond this time. Nick, the it was great. The whole Sexy Squad. Nick with Secrets. Yeah, Secrets Nick. Our Nick, too. We love our Nick, too. But Secrets Nick. The whole Sexy Squad. The Secrets DJs did amazing. As well as the Secrets management, front desk, everybody. The maintenance guy crushed it. We had a few room issues that he was on real quick. So we appreciate all of you guys for everything you do, if you're listening. And we can't wait to be back. Secrets is kind of like a second home for us at this point. So we look forward to more. Bigger and better and more things with secrets in the future. For sure. All right. 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