Tease & Please Takeover: Our Weekend at colette Houston

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If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are back with another episode of the Swing Nation podcast. We are. A full episode. Yes, and once again, we leave for the airport in six hours. Here we are. We tend to do this. We did just get home from secrets 48 hours ago. We're a little behind. We So we have time to rest and recover. We've kind of known this was all coming at us at one time. That's good for us. And we're a little behind, but you'll get to catch up. You're just a couple weeks behind, basically. Behind our current real life. Yeah, we try to keep the podcast as real life as possible. Right. But, you know. Yeah, so you're just a couple weeks behind us. Yeah. But it's okay. You'll catch up in October. You'll catch up because we're keeping our asses at home. Right. And then Bliss Crew is November and then even our December is pretty quiet. Yeah. So there'll be plenty of time to catch up to all the stories about what happened at Secrets and then Splash. Yeah. Okay. Today we're talking about Colette in Houston. Yes. We did a Swingers Lady takeover. So this has kind of been in the making for a year, would you say? Yeah. Yeah. So we're about booking, we're pretty much booking events about a year out. Mm-hmm. Now, we do have some new projects. Yeah, people were asking at Secrets. Yeah, they were like, what's going on? I think they've gotten used to us. They're like, hey, what the fuck? Where's the next events? We don't know what we're doing next year. We're like, hold on. It's coming. We're working on it. We did release Secrets for April of 2026. So you've probably seen those flowers. But we are working on some new things and special projects. So just know that we're working behind the scenes and we're getting them out to you as soon as humanly possible. But it's worth the wait. Yes. I'm hoping to get the next one out before the end of the month. Yeah. End of September. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Dallas. I think I said. Why do I have Dallas in my notes? I don't know. Okay. It's Houston though. There is a Colette Dallas. That's not where we went though. Yes. So because we knew that we typically try to come in early. Early. But we knew we had all of these events. back to back to back. And so we actually left Thursday, which is unlike us. Usually we're like a Wednesday leaver and sometimes even earlier than that. But we left Thursday. We drove all the way to Houston one day, which was not the smartest thing because you've been having, you have a herniated disc that you've been dealing with. And so by the time we got there Thursday night, probably Friday morning, you were over it. Yeah. So between literally the, I think, I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast yet or not, but the day after we got back from, um, Hedo. Yeah. So we got back from hedonism on a Saturday, Sunday, I threw my back out. Yeah. And I spent 48 hours in the emergency room and more. They admitted you, you were in the hospital for like three nights or two nights, two nights, I think three days. But, uh, and yes, I herniated my L five, which is your first, your first disc. your lower back. So we've been dealing with like, how do we load an 18-foot trailer? Yeah. Also driving. We didn't, I personally, I didn't think about it with this trip. I guess, obviously, I knew you'd hurt yourself. I just thought like, you'll be in the truck. It's no big deal. You're sitting, you're not lifting. Since then, we have now adjusted and we're traveling over two days because it was just a little too much. Sitting up for 12 hours straight is, in a car is hard. But on this trip we did, we drove the whole way there, got in super late. The cool thing was because Colette is open on Thursday, some of the clubs like Tim did and some of the other ones we can set up. In this case, we could not because they were open that night. I think that was a big part of our decision not to go early. There was really not much point in getting there early. Because Colette is open during the week, we couldn't go in and decorate and set up all of our sound. and light and stuff. So we really had to wait till Friday day to do set up. So. Yeah. So our time was Friday around lunch. So before that, we actually got up and went and had brunch with all of our friends, which Dan and I usually don't see that. Time of day. Time of day. Or we definitely are not eating a sit down meal at that time of day. But it was fun. I felt like this is what everybody does while we're sleeping. But it was nice. We went to another broken egg and had a nice breakfast. and it was nice. After that, we went to the club and set everything up. It took us about two hours. Two, two and a half hours. Yeah, we have a huge stage. This has been Dan's summer project, would you say? Yeah, I've been trying to work on... It's been like a year probably in the making, but definitely the summer has been kind of where all the pieces have came together. Yeah, so I like it when we do a takeover that there's a difference in the club. It's not just... different people there that the club itself presents itself differently. So having our stage, our lighting, all our lighting is programmed with AI, so it kind of does a little light show. So it's kind of trying to turn it up a notch. Yeah, so we used part of it at Tempted back in May. You remember that whole story. This is the first time that we had the lights. We had more. It was kind of pretty much the whole setup as of now. We weren't quite sure how long that would take. Plus, it's almost like you need a roadie at this point. But it took about two hours. You kind of focus on that, and me and the girls did the merch and everything else. The club in Houston is actually pretty big. We were a little worried about spacing and stuff, but we were able to fit everything in, and it was great. We put the 360 out back, which I thought was a great location for it. It's a pretty easy setup. No major hiccups. Colette is about as top-notch as it comes when it comes to doing these club takeovers. It's like a well-oiled machine. You just kind of go in. It's super easy. Yeah, their staff is always extremely helpful, professional, and easy to work with. Yeah. We went back to the room, and I got a good nap. I think just from getting in so late, I was just a little tired, of course. Of course, I mean, you weren't like you always do. That's our joke. I nap, you post on social media. That's usually how it works. Yeah. Okay, so we got there around eight, which was wonderful. Some clubs are a little earlier. I like, it's like a love-hate. I like that we get there a little later, but also hate it because that usually means the clubs stay open till like 4 a.m. But the theme for Friday night was High Heel and Hustlers. which was actually the same theme that we had at Hedo. It was similar, yeah. Yeah, it was pretty. Well, I think Hedo is pimps and hoes. Right, right. Yeah, but essentially the same concept. So it was a pretty easy theme for us because we had kind of just did it. I wore like a money bodysuit and like a pimp jacket and then you wore the matching pimp hat. Yeah, high heels and hustlers, pimps and hoes. It's kind of the same idea, yeah. Yeah, I will say though. I think ours is probably the more social media. a friendly version of that. I will say, and maybe it's just like the vibe at this club, a lot of people did not dress up the theme. Did you find that true? Yeah, the local people. Yeah, well, and even our friends, like I think one other girl had like a money out. Everybody else just had like sexy lingerie or like. Yeah, but if it's, I mean, I guess if it's like, it was kind of stripper theme too, which any lingerie really works for that. Correct, correct. Now, not that I hate them out, but I actually thought it was really cute and stuff. But I was like, well, shit, I would have rather just wore like some sexy lingerie, but it was fine. I mean, I guess if you have kind of a stripper night, it's kind of a free for all on what you want to wear. Yeah, true. But I definitely felt like sometimes you go to parties and they lean like everybody's in theme. This was not one of those. And that's totally okay. I don't mind being the odd man out. But yeah, it was a good night. Let's talk about Friday night. it was kind of slow. Let's be quiet. Yeah. So one thing I didn't realize about Houston going into this and then, you know, really talking with John, who's the owner of the club afterwards. And, you know, when we're doing our kind of like our follow up meeting after the takeover is there's a ton of swinger clubs in Houston. There's like five or six clubs and there's four clubs just within a 20 minute drive of Colette. Well, I knew there was a couple of clubs in Houston. I just didn't quite realize that they weren't so close. And then come to find out a lot of these people, people go to multiple a night. I did not realize that. In hindsight, we always raise the prices for takeovers because we bring in entertainment and there's an additional cost. Then we're splitting the money between us and the club owners. We always raise the price a little bit. In hindsight, in that market, because there's so much competition, that might not have been the best idea. Definitely for one of our takeovers, this was probably one of the slowest We had now, personally, I had a lot of fun. Yeah. Because it didn't require so much of us. We could kind of, it was a little bit more laid back, a little bit more relaxed. We also hired, we have a new DJ. His name is Juan Deepa, is that how you say it? That's correct. And he is very EDM. Uh-huh. And... You don't know if that was a vibe. Yeah, I mean, I think he's wonderful. from Seekers. And we'll talk about that. He crushed it. And our reviews are like more of him, more of him. Everybody loved him. I just don't know if Houston was quite ready for him. We also hired a saxophone player to come in and play along. Which, if you remember our Bliss crews, they had a guy that did the violin. It was similar but different, kind of our version of it. It was a total hit on Bliss Cruise. I just felt like the crowd seemed a tad bit confused of our vision. I mean, do you agree? I think it went off better Saturday than Friday. Yeah, Saturday was much better. But yeah, because it was kind of a quieter night Friday. Yeah, I don't know. Well, and come to find out, this club, apparently there's a younger, I say that in quotation marks, a younger club. or one that kind of skews a little bit younger. And there's a lot more EDM, a lot more dance music. And this club, from what we gathered from. It's more of a social club. Yeah, more of a social where people sit on the couches and chat and have conversations. So like EDM music and a saxophone doesn't really fit that vibe. So I think. We might have been putting a square peg in a round hole kind of thing. Yeah. And I kind of felt like a little like almost like I felt nervous because I felt like I didn't know quite what. to do with my hands. Nobody's really dancing. You did a wonderful job of walking around and talking to people. You actually went around and asked people, what are your thoughts? You got some pretty good feedback. Of course, some people were like, it's not really my thing, but it's fine. To be fair, we do the reviews after every event. There wasn't many negative reviews. Most of the people really liked it. I know we'll get into Saturday, but And we broke up the DJing, so you DJed some. And you tend to not be quite as EDM as he is. So we definitely offered a variety. And they had their house DJ there as well. So there was some variety of music. It wasn't all EDM. I just felt like they were like, who the fuck are these people? But as far as our friend group, We had a great time. We loved it, and we vibed out, and it was fine. I say this, I think, every time we talk about a takeover weekend, but my preference on the club nights are when you're not standing shoulder to shoulder, and you don't have room to move around, and you can get into a playroom without waiting or having to fight for a room. We say that because we do travel and do this so much, and we see so many people, and we're always in these places that are so packed out, but I do get, like, if you go to one or two events, year, you want there to be a lot of people. But let's be real. They're not all home runs. Dallas last year was one of the best they've ever had, as well as one of our best that we've ever had. So you just never know. Some are going to be amazing. And not that this wasn't amazing. It was amazing on its own level. It just... Wasn't what we're used to. Yeah, it wasn't what we were used to. And that's okay. Yeah. It is nice that we had secrets right after it and totally killed it. It kind of renewed the faith. But it was good. Well, I think there is something to be said, you know, it was our first time in that city. And I don't think the Houston people knew what to expect either. So it was kind of, I think, us feeling each other out, right? For sure. So we're kind of figuring out the vibe of the club. I think the people, the local people, the people that, you know, attend Colette normally were probably kind of feeling our vibe out. So I think it was a little back and forth. And you know what's funny is like if we went back there, which we may, at some point, but they would probably expect us to be like this now because that's kind of what we would. And we would probably tone it down. Probably tone it down a little. I think our vibe is our vibe, so we're never going to change. But we can play to the crowd and stuff like that. And then they would probably be like, well, y'all weren't like you were last. Yeah, you would. You'd get complaints, yeah, probably. So at some point, we were like, okay, we're all going to fuck. Around midnight, I think. Yeah, around midnight or so. We went to the playroom and there was like the room. So there's a room with a big round bed, but then like around it is beds. Which I kind of like that. I do too. So the circle bed is kind of a staple of Colette. So any Colette you go to, they usually have an orgy room and there's a circle bed in the middle of it. At Dallas and at in New Orleans, the circle bed is by itself. Yeah. And it's, you know, in the middle of the room. and then there's walls kind of around it and then there's windows where people can stand and watch people on the circle bed i actually liked this room better one not as many windows there's just kind of one window looking into the room and then it wasn't just a circle bed where you're kind of like the lone survivor on display for everybody there were several other beds in the room so it felt more inviting and not like you were the only person on the stage for everybody to watch like it was kind of more of a group setting where there could be multiple groups, you know, spread out. Yeah. And the windows were actually, like, two-way windows. So, like, you can kind of see out, though. No, this was a mirrored window. So, this one at Houston, if you look at it from the inside, you see yourself. Yeah. If you look at it from the outside. You could see. Yeah, yeah. But you have to be, like, right up on it. But if you're in the bed. I actually like that because you can be watched without, like, feeling pressure of being watched. No, yeah. If you go back and listen to, like, our Colette Dallas podcast, we probably talked about it. is like you look up and you see all these like beady eyes staring in at you and it can be a little intimidating the nice thing about this is when you look up you see a mirror so it's kind of hot because you're watching yourself and you know you can kind of see different angles of what's going on you know I can see like your ass or something when I look up in the mirror I kind of forgot that they were even there too because they were kind of high and we were kind of off centered a little so it didn't it wasn't like right in your face there was a pretty good sized crowd in there but I I fucked Dwayne, which had been the first time in a little while. Can I tell the story? I can't really. I'm not going to tell the story, but I'm going to partly tell the story because I'm not trying to do anything. Somebody had told him. Yeah. That I wasn't into him and that I only fucked him because you enjoy. Buffy. Buffy, which is 100% not true. Yeah. At all. I actually think that they are just both of them are are good humans, which makes me attracted to them. I think they're both a joy to be around. But if I have to pick people to fuck, he is definitely up there of one of the top five, for sure. He's just good and bad. I mean, what can I say? He's just, you know, and he's got moves. And not to mention, you really enjoy fucking her, so it's like a win-win. I feel like they're one of those couples that are very equally matched. Agreed, yeah. You don't always find that. We do have a handful of friends that we are very fortunate that we feel that way about. But it's not always super easy to find somebody that I'm equally attracted to as you are. And they're definitely one of those couples. Yes. So I was really sad that somebody told him that. Yeah, that's kind of, I guess. I guess that's one of the negative things about the lifestyle is sometimes people want to hurt each other. I'm super glad that he was honest with me and came to me in an appropriate setting. and said this was told to me. And then I could come back to him and say, absolutely not. You know, I was glad that we were able to squash that. I think, I mean, I don't, I don't know if I was, I wasn't there when he approached you, but he even said it in a way like, it's okay if this is true. No hard feelings, but I just, it's been eating away at me. I just kind of need to know. Yeah. And I was super glad that he had said that because what if he had not told me and then. Just took it to be true. Yeah. And then I wondered why he didn't like me. You know, I'm like, oh, Maybe it was me, you know, and then that like wonder. So anyway, I was super glad that he was honest about, you know, what had happened and how he was feeling. And I really hate that someone did that. But, you know, we've we've moved on. We had a great night. He fucked me very good. And you you got your your time with Buffy, which you always enjoy. Yes, I actually feel like it, you know, it's hard. I think the bigger and bigger all this gets and the more and more friends we make, it's it's hard to find time. the type of time you want to spend with each one of them, right? So it is nice. One of the benefits from Houston being a little bit of a quieter night is we did get to spend some quality time with our small friend group that was there, which I very much appreciated. Same. And there was like a couple of couples that were, well, I know one couple that was at Hedo that we were excited to hang out. We didn't even get to find them. Even though it was like a calm night, there just was We were fucking, but there wasn't like a break. Well, there just wasn't like a ton of fucking. It wasn't like marathon fucking or huge. I mean, there was a lot of us in there, but it was more like quality over quantity. Agreed. That makes sense. Well, sometimes, you know, people get occupied with other people and you don't get a chance to make it that far. Well, and the truth is, is that when we, me and you started together and I think you just like put your dick inside of me without any lube and it kind of like rubbed me a little. And so I was like, I wasn't like, I was like, fuck Dan. Kind of fucked my pussy up a little. Yeah. But obviously like. Not that bad. Not that bad. So I made it work. Yeah. I just asked, I just asked Dwayne. I was like, just use lube and I think I'll be fine. And he did. Be gentle. Yeah. He did a good job though. All right. And that was Friday night. Yeah. We stayed a little bit later. Again, the club closes at four. We did not stay till four. I think maybe we stayed till like three. But by the time we got back to the hotel, you know, kind of relaxed. I mean, it was almost four before we went to bed, so. Yes. Yeah, I think we left. There was just a couple of people left in the club. Yeah. The house DJ kind of closed it out for us, so that was nice because we were able to kind of pack up and go home. Yeah, so it's like a fun, low-key, but still lots of good sex. Enjoyable night. Uh-huh. Okay. Actually, now's the perfect time. Take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And when we get back, we'll talk about what happened Saturday. Yep. I'll be right back, guys. Lacey, one thing I don't leave home without when going to a swinger event is my ED medication. That is correct. Performance anxiety is 100% a real thing. Having sex in an orgy room with 100 people in there is way different than having sex at home in your bedroom. It is. So I like to have what we call a little insurance policy and have some of that ED medication in my pocket. Shameless Care is who I use for that. And they actually just came out with a new product called the Shameless Duo. Yeah. Which is a combination medicine that has Viagra and Cialis in it. So that one, you can be ready whenever. got that dose that you can take when you're, you know, as you're getting ready to go to the playroom and you need that to kick in. Yeah. So I love it. I mean, I used it at Hedo for the first time and that combination. You've kind of pretty much switched to that, haven't you? That's basically what I use all the time now. Yeah. So if you're looking for ED medication, if you're new to the lifestyle and you're going to an event, you might want to get some and have it just handy in case you need it kind of thing. Yeah. And the really cool thing about shameless care is they don't set you up on a reoccurring plan. all of this ED medication that you have in your nightstand built up, when it's time that you need more, you'll get an email from them and they'll ask you, hey, are you ready for another round? And you can respond back, yes, please refill it, or no, I'm good right now, thank you. So it's really cool because you don't end up with all these extra pills and spend a bunch of money that you're not, you know, you don't need to spend. Yeah, and my favorite part is you don't actually have to go into an office and talk to your family doctor or a military doctor. you can do it all right online from the privacy of your home. You just go to the website, you fill out some forms, the doctor reviews it, approves you, disapproves you, and you move on from there. So if you would like to get some medication, you can go to theswingnation.info, click on the little recommended apps and products, scroll down to the shameless care icon, click on that, and that's going to take you over there. There's some discount codes there for you so you can get a discount off your first order. if you're going to some events or parties, go get you some lifestyle insurance. All right, guys. Check it out. Lacey, the question we get asked on social media and TikTok more than any other question is how do I find lifestyle people, lifestyle events, lifestyle parties, lifestyle cruises, lifestyle people. I think I already said that. Yeah. In my area. Basically anything lifestyle you need. How do I find it? You need to get on a Swinger website. And SDC is one of our favorites. It's really big here in the Southeast U.S. for sure. Yeah. And it has all the clubs listed. It has all the parties listed. You can find information on cruises. You can find our podcasts on SDC. Yeah, you can. And if you want to try it completely risk-free, we have a free trial link for you. We do, yeah. So how do people go and find that free trial link? If you go to theswingnation.info and scroll to the bottom, you're going to find some of our favorite products and brands. And you're just going to click that link and go straight there. All right. If you guys want to find lifestyle people in your area, go sign up for SDC. Completely risk free. Yeah. And see if it works for you. I agree. All right, guys. Go check it out. Lacey, if you're going to be a swinger. Yeah. You need to be a responsible swinger. I agree. And part of being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis. Yeah. Now, something I didn't know is not all STI, STD testing is the same. That is correct. Not every family doctor fully understands how you should be getting tested. That is correct. What one doctor thinks is a full panel, another doctor may have a completely different version of that. And being somebody in the lifestyle and engaging with multiple partners, what you should be getting tested for is probably, if you're not telling your doctor that, what you should be getting tested for is probably different than what they're thinking in their head. Yeah, because they don't know your lifestyle. Or even if they do know your lifestyle, there's a like, for instance, there is a new one called MGen. And we just recently met a doctor at a lifestyle party and said that she had never even heard about it. And so she was awesome that we had educated her on that. So a lot of these doctors don't, they don't know it all. Right. So if you are going to participate in the lifestyle, you probably need to get tested from people that are meant to do this. Yes. So we use I Know My Status. It's the same people behind Talent Testing. It's a company that tests all the porn stars. So they're used to testing people that engage with multiple partners. They know all the latest on what STIs are coming up and spreading. And they track all the stats. I mean, they know how to test people for STIs. They're the experts. They are. And if someone that you engage with, you know, if they have used I Know My Status, they can actually give you a QR. code and you can scan it and you can see their results right on your phone so you can confirm everything that they're telling you. Yeah, 100%. So please, if you're getting tested, get tested the right way. We recommend using I Know My Status. You can go to theswingnation.info, recommended apps and products, scroll down to the I Know My Status icon and you can get a discount off your first test. But please, if you're being, if you're swinging, if you're engaging with people in the community, please be safe about it. Go get tested. Yeah, because we want you to like a porn star. For sure. All right, guys. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Lacey loves our sponsors. I do. Okay. So the bad part about not getting back to the hotel and not getting to sleep till 4 a.m. is we had a pool party, which this isn't bad, but the timing was kind of bad. It was kind of like secrets, but we had to drive in Houston traffic. Yeah, so we were hosting a pool party or co-hosting, I should say, at John and Jackie's house, who are the owners of Colette. So they actually live, they have a house and live in Houston, or at least part of the time live in Houston. And they had invited us. We do meet and greets every Saturday. So like when we go to Tempted, we usually have like a luncheon at a bar every Saturday. And every time we do a takeover, we try to find something during the day for people to do. When we went to Miami, We did a haul over beach day. So this is something we do at our takeovers. So John and Jackie had graciously opened their house to us to throw a pool party there. Which, can we talk about that for a second? Because, y'all, when we first started this podcast, John and Jackie were like our role models. They still are our role models. They are, but they're our friends also now, so it's different. But they were like, even to be, in a room with them. They were like our celebrities. We were like, oh my God. And I can remember they said they would come on our podcast years ago. And we were like, we have made it. John and Jackie want to be on the Swing Nation podcast. We were nervous. We were texting all of our friends. You're never going to believe who wants to be on the podcast. And then to meet them, I think the first time we ever met them was at Naughty's. in New Orleans. So from that to now, four years or however many years later, we're hosting pool parties at their house? Yeah. What a crazy journey this has been. I could probably pick up my phone and text or call John and he would answer. Yes. He's definitely somebody I look at as like a role model, a mentor, somebody if I had a business question or just a general lifestyle question, I think he would be a good person to answer it. We look up to them very much a lot. We do. And I think people like that in the community are so important. You know, John has done a lot, you know, of work to help further the community. So, you know, his clubs have gotten sued by just about everybody under the sun. He's probably spent lots of money fighting back against, you know, clubs getting closed. And he's worked really closely with NCSF, who y'all have heard us talk about. time and time again on this podcast. I mean, just, he's really put in the work to kind of be like this industry leader that we aspire to be at some point. Like we're small fish compared to John and Jackie. And so for them to say, yeah, come, you know, come throw a pool party at our house. We were like, holy shit. Yeah. I just think, I think it was important to mention, you know, the work that they do, because I do think if, you know, if you're in New Orleans or you're in Dallas or you're in Houston, going out and supporting his clubs and that community, I think, is important because those are the people that are supporting you. You know what I mean? Those are the people that are fighting for this community. So if you have an option, if you're in one of these cities and you have an option to go to two or three different clubs, supporting one of the clubs where you know that that person is investing resources back into the community, I think is important. And he's kind of dedicated his life. I mean, he's been owning clubs and lifestyle clubs since he was a young guy. I just think he's just a good person to look up to. Truly an outstanding couple. Yes. For sure. So again when he offered this to us not to mention we had been to his house he actually let us stay at his house about a year ago and we were like holy shit then too. We're still pinching ourselves from that. So when he said you want to host a party at our house we were like what? I mean their house is gorgeous. We're like you are fucking crazy to let us hood into your house. Basically, yeah. But he agreed to it. It was his idea and wanted to do it. And it ended up being, like, amazing. So we had to leave our hotel at 1030 that morning. So keep in mind, we did not even probably get back to our hotel room until, like, 330. So it was a quick, very quick turn. Like, we were struggling. Yeah, we were up out of the hotel and driving to his house in, like, less than five hours, five, six hours. Yeah, and neither one of us were drunk or anything from the, like, We didn't get drunk the night before or anything, but just like the quick turnover was just a lot. But yeah, we got there and the party was amazing. So first of all, Dan DJed and then he DJed, which he killed. Everybody loved the EDM at the pool party. Doesn't make any sense. I think it just fits the vibe. It just didn't fit the, I think the vibe of the club was like couch sitting, chit-chatting. A little more chill Friday night. Yeah, it was so much fun. They have a really awesome pool. They walked around. They had hired staff. And what were the tickets? $25? Yeah, so there was a ticket fee for the pool party, which normally the Saturday meet and greets we don't charge for. But because this was at John and Jackie's house and the way parking was, he wanted to hire one security. Two, he wanted to do valet parking because his neighborhood's kind of fancy. and they're very particular about where you can park. So he didn't want people parking on people's grass and stuff. So we hired valet, hired security, and then they had some bartenders and staff there. So basically the fee was to cover all of that. And it was like $25 a person. Right. That's like nothing. Yeah. So they were passing out caviar. Like what? Free alcohol. Free alcohol. Chick-fil-A nuggets. It was like. Well, the funny thing is they're going around with caviar and most of our people are like, oh, no, thank you. I think they just weren't sure about caviar, which I've never had caviar. I don't really care to try it. But anyway, but when they went around with the chicken nuggets, the Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets, everybody was jumping on those. They were gone. And the workers were like so funny. They were like, are you sure? You don't want any? I'm like, okay, fine. Give me some. But the pool party was great. It was very low key. It was like a lot of time to just sit and talk. We were, it's not the biggest pool. I mean, it was plenty big enough, but it wasn't like this huge massive pool. So we were kind of, you know, forced to talk. I think it was perfect size for the people that were there yeah it was it was really nice and we did so we did this game which we do it again at secrets where I wrote like tasks on ping pong balls and threw them in the water for people to do the problem was is we were on a golf course and there are golfers it's Saturday lunchtime there are golfers out there like golfing while trying to like peek at us over the fence yeah so when we were We were talking about doing the pool party with John. He was like, yeah, you can be a topless pool party. And we stayed at his house. So we know his house is on the golf course. And we're like, John, you sure that's okay? You're not going to have any issues with the golf course? He's like, no, we've done a few topless pool parties here before. Nobody cares. And I was like, really? Those golfers kept getting closer. And the fence is not even like a wooden fence. It's like a black iron type of fence. Now, he does have some strategically placed shrubbery and stuff like that. But he's still pretty open to the golf course. There were a couple golfers that drove by three or four times real slow. And he did say to me, well, just try to keep the people from flashing the golfers purposely. And I was like, okay. I'm not sure we successfully did that or not. There was one really cute young guy, and I might have flashed him. I'm just saying. But it was a lot of fun. I think everybody was super respectful. Yeah. But because we were like, everybody wanted to be like, we're not trying to get you in trouble. You know, we're not trying to fuck this up. So like the ping pong balls, they were fun and they kind of got people talking. But a lot of people weren't like, some of them said like lick or, you know, twerk. There wasn't a whole lot of that. It was like, this was a classy party. Yeah. With our caviar. The funny thing is I think we called it the VIP pool party and it definitely had that vibe. Yeah. No, it totally did. And everybody that went was like, oh my God, this was so much fun. And a lot of newbies, there was a lot of newbies. It was the highlight of my weekend. Mine too. And a lot of people that didn't come to the club came to it. They were like, well, we just don't go out at night or that's too far for us to drive. So we're just day party. We're pool party. I'm like, okay. But no, by far, that was my favorite part of the weekend. It was a great time. Yeah. And so it ended at four, which it took us a Not surprisingly, everybody kind of got the memo and were moving out. I was worried that we were going to get stuck there because nobody wanted to leave. But they did a good job of getting everybody out. And we pretty quickly packed up and headed back because we had to be at the club in four hours. So there was no time. So we literally got back to the hotel. I think we had two hours to get ready, eat dinner, try to rest a little. Pretty much, eat, start getting ready. Right, and then drive the 20 minutes to the club. Yeah. So the theme for Saturday night was burlesque and bondage. Yes. Which I looked at the, I didn't pick out these themes. Some themes I'm like pretty involved in. Others, I just kind of. Let the girls do whatever. A lot of time, a lot of secrets. I get pretty involved in the secrets one, stuff like that. This is one that I wasn't super involved in, but I like them. So when I looked at the flyer, I saw burlesque. Burlesque. That's it. Just Burlesque. Because the lady on the flyer was in Burlesque. No, I think she was in bondage. Oh. I think. Oh, you just saw the letters? I just saw Burlesque. And like bondage, leather, latex, I feel like that's done so much. Yeah. So I just took Burlesque and ran. I think I was the only Burlesque person at the club. There might have been a couple, but yeah. But I. Most people went bondage. Well, and I was like cream, whites. I did pearls. But even if they did burlesque, it was like black and stuff like that. So again, for the second night in a row, I felt a little like different. Yeah. But I kind of like, you know, so almost like these themes, it was like double themed, right? Yeah. You could be a hooker or a hoe or, you know, like, so in this night you could be burlesque or bondage or some kind of mix. No, I did too. Yeah. But I like that because not everybody's wearing the same thing. It mixes it up more. Correct. I actually didn't mind being different than everybody. I liked my outfit. I thought it was cute. And it was actually really comfortable because it was like a bra and like shorts. So it was pretty comfortable. But yeah, so Saturday night, we got there again about eight. The club Saturday night was much busier for sure. Yeah. Probably triple the people, I would say. At least double, yeah. Yeah. A lot more dancing. I was able to talk to a lot more people. I did notice one time somebody was like, what's up with the saxophone? So we have the saxophone guy there again. I thought he was really cool. Yeah, he got a lot of good reviews. Yeah, he did. Some people didn't quite land 100% the way we would like it to. But I thought he was an excellent saxophonist. Yes, he played very well. Yeah, he did so well. I'm always impressed. The same with the violin on the Bliss Cruise. Somebody that knows how to play an instrument and can just listen to music and then ad lib and make up songs on the floor. fly and have it be like the right key the right tempo that is always very impressive to me very as somebody you know I've played musical instruments and stuff before that is hard like that's not easy to do well and he would come out play a few songs go back come out can we tell the story about his girlfriend sure yeah why not we don't know him yeah so apparently his girlfriend didn't know that he was working at a swingers club like she thought he was Just working at a regular club. Yeah. So one of the things as a swinger event host or party planner, you know, if you've ever planned a party, that is enough. It's stressful, right? Lots of moving pieces, lots of moving parts. It can be difficult to plan big events. Yeah. When you're planning big events and it's a sex party or it's a swinger party, you know, and there's going to be sexual acts happening. You have to work around it. Try to find people that want to work. with you or for you and trying to explain to vanilla, you know, people like this, a saxophone player, what they're signing themselves up for. Yeah. Those are weird conversations. Yeah. And you'll be surprised at how many people just will walk away from it. Like, you'll be like, no, I'm good. Yeah. Well, and in this case, he mentioned that his girlfriend had no idea that he was. Yeah. I'm like, you just thought. I think we said something about filming him. Is it OK if we film you and like ask for his Instagram and stuff? And I think he was like, well, just don't tag me because my girlfriend doesn't know I'm here. Yeah. But you can film me. Don't tag me. I didn't exactly tell her where I was going to be. Which is funny. I mean, I get it. If I was vanilla and my boyfriend was like, and I didn't know anything about the lifestyle, and he's like, oh, I'm going to go play saxophone at a sex club. I'd be like, bullshit. I mean, if you're educated about the lifestyle and you know all the things. I mean, he was a decent looking guy. He was attractive. But he was completely professional. Oh, in case the girlfriend is listening to this, he 100% was spot on. And really didn't see or do anything. He never went into the back. So that's where everything happened. All he saw was people dancing with each other. Him playing saxophone at a vanilla club and him playing saxophone at this club really wasn't much difference. Maybe there was a pair of titties out here or there. Maybe. But I don't even remember seeing that that night. Another funny thing was Mandy, who works for us, her husband sometimes will travel with her. And he did not get to travel. Because he has a real job. Yeah, he has a real job, and they have kids. So he didn't get to travel. So somehow the idea was made to make a cutout head of him. It's like a pillow head. Yeah, but it was not a pillow. It was a cardboard. Oh, I thought it was a pillow. No, it was cardboard. Oh. And so she brought it to the club on Saturday night, and it became a thing. Yeah. We all made 360s with the head. Uh-huh. There were some pictures of him in the DJ booth, I think. Yeah, we even brought it to the club. He brought the head to the playroom after everybody had left and took a picture of him. He was in the orgy. Yeah. We sat him on the couch and put liquor bottles around him. It became a whole thing. Even the DJ's wife is a pole dancer, a very talented one. She did a whole routine with him in her hands. It was a whole thing all night. It was kind of fun. It was kind of funny. It was different. And he got a huge kick out of it. He loved the fact that even though he wasn't there, he got to. He was there in spirit. He was there. And in a big head. In a big head. Yeah. So sometime about towards time to play, half our friend group left. I think some of them were tired. Yeah. I will say it was a long day. Yeah, it was. Between the pool and then the club, it was a pretty long day. Yeah, it was. I don't know if they wanted to go fuck privately or what. I think one of them maybe wasn't feeling well. So anyway, half the front group went back to the hotel. Yes, correct. Obviously, we couldn't do that. We stayed and went to the playroom. I was tired. I was done. Yeah, I didn't want to fuck. I just wanted I had no issues going. I was like, I'm still on my YOLO trend from secrets or not from secrets from you. You know, I was all about going and you but I just I don't know. It's just really tired. We've been partying every day. I mean... All we do is party. I mean... My life is so hard. I have to go on vacations. Party tomorrow. I have to go to Jamaica. I was so... I was just like over it. Pool parties and club parties. I mean, I was having... And then you want me to fuck boys? Shut up. My life is so hard. I was having a blast, but I was just like, you know, I'm going to sit here and play with myself while you fuck all the bitches. and live my best life. Well, I didn't fuck all the bitches. You fucked a couple? A couple? I don't think I fucked a couple. I fucked you for a little bit. Yeah, for a minute. And then you're like, I'm done. I'm gonna pull you with my wand. Go be a whore. And then Southern Bella got a hold of me. Yeah, and she latched on and was not letting go. And it was... Did I fuck her? I think I fucked her a little bit. Oh, yeah. But she made me cum. Yeah, but she fucked the shit out of you because she was like... Oh, yes. You were like, don't break my back, Bella. Yes. This is the problem with waiting like a month before you podcast. Yeah. She was like hopped on and she was like she was having at it. And what was funny is there was there was a lot of action in that playroom Saturday night. So for me, I just kind of sat back and like watched it. And I actually her husband who I he has a giant dick. I mean, like I have a hard time turning him down. But he was like, you want to fuck? And I was like, okay. And then I think like we went to put the condom or something happened. And he like lost his erection or so I can't remember. Something happened that caused there to be like a pause. And then I was like, honestly, I'm really just like, I'm just loving it right here. And he was like, I got you, girl. It's fine. That's a good thing. He's so respectful and so kind. And he has a big dick. I mean, it's like, you don't get all those things in one guy very often. But he was totally fine with it. And then he went on. He was like, okay, and just moseyed on and started fucking somebody else. So he was very well taken care of. They'd been there. I love them, by the way. I love them, too. They'd kind of been quiet, but we had, like, chatted with them. We had seen them in Discord and stuff. And all of a sudden, he is fucking the shit out of her. Yes. And the VIP couple from Hedo were there. Yeah. And she was like, them damn ranchers, you know. And so, like, literally the whole room stopped and watched them fuck. I mean, it was that hot. They actually are ranchers. Yeah. a ranch in Texas somewhere, right? Yeah. And, I mean, so they're fucking. And so then they sobbed and were like, good job. Damn, y'all. Well, then some, you know, he's got his clothes fully on. Yeah. He's zipped his pants up. And she, like, is putting her dress on. I don't remember exactly what was happening. And something said between them, and he, like, you know, in a very loving husband-like way, pushes her down, rips his pants open, and his dick is still hard, has not went down, and just, like, immediately starts fucking. her again. And we were like, shit. I mean, it was so hot to watch. We were like, fuck, that was hot. Well, the thing is, so, you know, we're 40. They're older than us. I don't know how old. They're late 40s, early 50s. I don't know. I feel like she's closer to our age. And he's a little older. But it could just, I don't know. Honestly, they could be 42 for all I know. I don't know. But anyway. They give the vibe that they're more mature than we are. Dang, I need to work out on a ranch. Like, I do not have that standard. That is what I love about the lifestyle. I love seeing couples of all different ages. They were not in there fucking anybody else. They were in there together, living their best life, having all of these people watch, and having so much fucking fun. That's, to me, what the lifestyle is all about. What's funny is, to kind of circle this back, if you don't know, we have pages in Discord for each event. So people can get to know each other and chat and talk leading up to the event. So, and usually after the event, there's some talking, you know, kind of follow up. Yeah. It kind of stays, you know, kind of busy, you know, for a week or so after. So people were chatting, Hey, we're home. We had a great time. And I saw that, you know, they had come in and I was like, Hey, we all saw you fucking in that playroom. And what's funny is he came up to me as secrets and he said, I have never blushed as much as I did when I saw you. you call me out on Discord. Which made me feel good. Because it was true. We all were like, fuck. I want to be like them. I mean, it was just... So anyway, I hope you're really blushing now. Because you got like a whole 15 minute spot in the podcast. But they just... I don't know. It was hot. More couples should be like that. Just happy to be there. I agree. I actually really liked the vibe in that playroom on Saturday. It was kind of chill. It was mostly... But then other random people that we didn't really know but were kind of It felt like they were there with us It was a really hot couple back in the corner Remember that was fucking Yeah, she was tied up It was, what did you call it? Shabari Yeah And he slowly She was almost hog-tied laying on the bed and sucking his dick and he slowly released her as they played That was super hot Yeah, and I mean even after you came we stayed in there while a lot of our friends Kept fucking, yeah. Kept fucking, yeah. Kept fucking, and that's how the head came in, and we took a picture of the head. And then even when we walked out, there was a bunch of people in the hallway in the window watching. I didn't even realize. They were like, oh, good job, guys. Yeah, because it, like we said earlier, it didn't even, I kind of forgot they were there, and I was like, oh, I didn't do much, you know. They're like, we saw you. I'm like, I wasn't doing much. But yeah, I mean, I, I mean, we had a great time. It was slower than normal, but still, It's still a really good time and happy. Anytime we can go to Texas, I love that because we get lots of requests to go to Texas. And I know other people are like, what about California? What about... Listen, we would love to go every state. We're trying. We're trying to go to all the places. It's just... It's kind of hard. It's kind of hard. It is kind of hard, but we're trying. But so after that, I mean, we ended up... We had to break down Saturday night. Yeah. which sucks, but it is what it is. What we did was, I think we ended up being out of there at 3 still. We kind of waited until most of the people started to clear out, and then we slowly started breaking things down. We didn't want to disrupt anybody. We didn't, so they switched to DJ, and we just kind of slowly broke down and loaded. Then we went back to the hotel, and we got a late checkout because we, again, had to drive all the way back home. So we slept in, did a late checkout. One of my OG followers who has been there since the beginning, BJ, lives in Texas. So he drove over and saw us at the hotel and got to give him a big hug and enjoyed that. And then we said our goodbyes and hit the road. 12 hours back. I don't think we got back home until like 3 a.m. or something. It was late. Yeah. And then Secrets was literally two weeks later. So we've really been going pretty nonstop. So excited. I mean, we had a great time there. We had a great time at Secrets. We're going to have a great time at Splash. But looking forward to a couple weeks off coming up. After that, yeah. This was definitely the busy season. So I think we're getting towards the end of that. Then once we go into the holidays, we'll kind of chill out for a little bit. Yeah, we'll probably do lower. And then kick it back off next year. Yeah, we'll probably still do things. But it'll probably be just like lower. Yeah, because you know, you can't take a month off. So we've talked about October and we actually have no events planned for the entire month of October, which is insane. Correct. We don't have any events. We do have one special project that is secret at the end of October. It's like four days. So we fly in and fly back home. You will know all about that eventually. But other than that, we don't have any events. But well, first of all, everybody's already been messaging me. You should come here. You should go there. But the truth is we'll probably sneak over to Trapeze. or something. We'll probably do something. It just won't be announced. You'll see us somewhere. You'll see TikToks after it's over. Yeah, because we just don't get to do that very often where it's not like a spectacle. And same for December. I don't know if I should say it or not. I'm already working on something. You're trying to go to a party in December. I'm working on one thing. The first week or so of December, I'm working on something just for fun. We just don't get to do a whole lot of fun stuff like if we get to pick any party that we'd want to go to and not work and just have fun. So we're working on a few things. So you might see us pop up here or there. You might see us surprise you at a party in October or December. And then November is bliskers. Yes. So we've got a busy couple months. We do. And then next year we've got some big things in the works. We do. Some big surprises for you. Maybe even bigger than what we know right now. Right? Honestly, yes. There could be some. Life is crazy, guys. Grenades. Yeah. I don't know if grenades, it's like a atomic bomb if it happens. I don't know. We don't know until it's in black and white. Yeah. So until the liver. But possibly big things. Possibly. In the near future. Mm-hmm. Well, we have one big thing that is for sure. That is for sure. Yeah. That's coming. But possibly several things. Yeah. But possibly more than that. So stay tuned for all of that. Stay tuned. And more. And we'll tell you when we can tell you. Yeah. You know, I still get, this is random, we have a few minutes though, I still get questions about what I went to New York for all those years ago. Yeah, and I don't even know, I mean, you signed an NDA. It never came out, so I won't tell the company, but I did a full, like a panel on non-monogamy. With a real, like, a brand that you would recognize. With a huge brand, with a host and cameras. And they flew you out there. They put you in a hotel room. They did the whole. They fed me. They did all the things. And I. To my knowledge, it has not been released. I will say that our contact that worked for the company very shortly after left the company. Yeah. Which I think is pretty common that these producers and stuff move around. So we don't. We don't know whatever happened. I did sign an NDA. So. But we never know what happened. It may pop up at some point. somewhere. I don't know, but as of right now, it never came out. So that's the crazy thing about all of this. It's like, it's hard to get your hopes up because it never came out. It just never came out. Yeah. It's hard to get your hopes up because you just never know. Right. Yep. But there could be more big things in the works. Possibly. Stay tuned. I'm not holding my breath. The funny thing is, I don't know, even if any of this happens, I don't even know when we could possibly talk about it. So. Yeah. So anyway. All right. Stay tuned. And thanks for listening. Yeah. We love you guys. Yes, we do. If you want to come to an event, go to swingercity.net. April Secrets goes on sale to Diamond this Friday. Or no, it'll already be on sale. Yeah. Because this is a week. If you're wanting to go to Secrets, yeah. So if you're hearing this, go to swingercity.net and book your room. Yeah. The last April Secrets sold out in two weeks. Yeah. And we're already. And this one is already half sold out. Yes. And this is a week before. We're recording this a week before you hear it. So it's 50% sold out. So if you're trying to come to Secrets in April, go there right now. Get your room if you still can. Yes. All right. Anything else? That's it. All right. I think that's it. In a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more in the show notes. Come join the conversation with us and other Swinger content creators on our Swinger Society Discord server. If you have questions or feedback, email them to us at theswingnation at gmail.com. Make sure you head on over to theswingnation.net and keep up to date on all things Swing Nation. We thank you so much for joining us, and we'll see you next time. That's so hot.