Naughty N’awlins Part 3: Rodeo Rides & One Epic After Party

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Speaker1: This podcast is intended for adult audiences. Over the age of 18, it contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us, and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice. Welcome to the Swing Nation podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the activists, learn and grow together. Join the nation. So Lacey, people are asking, how do they get to go to a party or an event with us? They check out swingersociety.net, you create a profile, you sign up for an event, and you come hang out with us. Super easy. That's right. If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy. And Southern Girl. And we are back with part three. I was trying to think of how to say that in a different language, and I panicked and freaked out. I was like, no, just say three, Dan. Don't mess this up. You're going to sound like an idiot. But here we are. Yeah. Part three of Naughty New Orleans. Yeah. Can we just like pause, like before we jump into this episode, I want y'all to know how much we care about the listeners. It is Thursday night, a little after 9 p.m., and we are at the office recording this podcast. We need to leave our house about 4 a.m. So what is that, like six hours from now? 10, 11, 12, no, it's seven. Seven. But we have Fiverr at our house. Somebody, well, not somebody, the landscaping guy, three houses down, cut our Fiverr So, we have to edit this podcast and get it uploaded before we leave to go to the airport at 4 a.m. So, we have to use the internet in our office because we have no internet at home. I will be at the office probably until after midnight. Yeah, and then we leave at 4. We're not sleeping tonight. No, we're not sleeping. Which is probably okay. I mean, yeah. The good thing is we're going in a day early, so we have tomorrow night. If we need it, if we don't, then that's great too. We'll definitely be napping tomorrow. For sure. Yeah. So anyway, I just wanted to tell y'all like a little behind the scenes of what we do for this podcast. Appreciate that. We stay up all night and edit. Dan does. Are you trying to make me feel bad? No, I'm not actually. Listen, I got to go home and take a shower. I got to blow dry this hair. I've got to finish packing. I got stuff to do too. Well, is it that we do a lot for this podcast or is it that we're just terrible procrastinators? We work well under pressure. Yeah, but we always are under pressure. We always do this. We somewhat do it to ourselves. We 100% do it to ourselves. Anyway, here we are. Here we are. Let's knock this out so we can finish up and go to, you know. Naughty New Orleans Part 3. Yeah. When we left you, we had just finished Friday night. Yeah. And we finished it in the speakeasy with eye candy and... Wonderland. Yeah. Eye candy was there. Yeah. And as I say, the eye candy people, the Wonderland people partying till like 3 a.m. going to bed without sex. Yeah. Okay. And that brings us to Saturday. Yeah. Now, Saturday is an action packed day. It is. We knew Friday and Saturday were going to be like rough. And Saturday was probably the roughest of the two. So we wake up fairly early, not super early. But we wanted to be at the bar at like 11. Our party started at 12. So we got up, you know, got completely ready. So we were up. So went to bed at three, up by like nine o'clock-ish, 9.30. Yeah, ish. Which I was like dying at this point. You know, I'm just like, one more day, one more. And that's the thing about like when we go, if it's anything longer than like two nights, at some point on Saturday, I'm like, just get me home, you know. And I don't know if I'm like the only one like that. Or maybe it's because we travel and we do this so much. But at some point, I'm just like, oh, I'm just ready to be in my bed. Like, it's no longer fun. I just want to get the fuck out of there. I get it. It's a somewhat. You do. It's like when you feel like you're near the end, you do. You're ready to quit. Yeah, I'm just done. I mean, I didn't wake up this way. I actually didn't even go to bed this way. It was a really great day. But I felt like this morning, I was just like, oh, here we go. So we get to the bar. at noon. Luckily, we've done... This is our third year doing a party at the Boot Scootin' Rodeo on Vervon Street. We didn't get there at noon. We got there at 10 o'clock. Oh, we got there at 11. Not 10. We got there at 11. I don't know why I said noon. The party was at noon. We got there at 11. Because we didn't really have any staff or anybody. It was just me and you. And of course, our friends came right about the time to open and try to help as much as they could. But we decorated the whole bar as much as we could. And we're not We're not really boot scoot rodeo like people. Does that make sense? We're not super country westerns. It doesn't really fit our vibe. If you know Swinger Society and you've come to Swinger Society events, we tend to lean more into like EDM type music. That tends to be, I mean, we play some top 40 type stuff. We try to keep, you know, lyrics involved. We're not like heavy EDM, you know, not playing like too much dubstep or anything crazy like that. But a little more EDM kind of ravey kind of vibes. It's kind of our niche, right? I'd say like rave light is what I'd probably call it, right? Like lifestyle rave light. It's kind of our vibe. So this is what, the third year in a row we've done Bootskip Rodeo? Yeah, the first year we were like, what the fuck do we do with this? I think they just offered it to us and we didn't really get an option, you know? No, it was like we have the Bootskip Rodeo. Yeah. And we're like, okay, we'll take it. Yeah, we just did it. And the first like year was probably like hard. Like people were complaining that they wanted more country music. Like this year it went really well. We kind of leaned more into the theme. Like just kind of made it almost like a theme. We do that a lot when we go to Texas. We do like a cowboy theme and stuff like that. So I ordered like cowboy hats from Amazon and then put stickers like our logo stickers on them. And we just I wore like a denim romper with a cowboy hat. Like I tried to like embrace it a little bit more this year. And I felt like it was super successful. Right. And instead of bringing in an EDM DJ like we did in previous years. years, we actually kept the house DJ, who was a country bar DJ. Yeah, we were like, just you do you. And it was fun. I felt like the music was fine. People were line dancing. I thought it wasn't all country, but it wasn't boring either. No, it was good. I thought the music was good. I mean, I grew up kind of listening to country music. Me too. I love country. There's a little bit of a special place in my heart, especially like 90s country and stuff like that. So yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah. So, like, before we started, there was a mechanical bull that you could ride, so I went upstairs. Yeah. Now, I will say, you know, so we say we're not very big country people, but this is a cool bar. It's a super cool bar. Like, it's a really, you know, for being on Bourbon Street, you know, it's unique. It's nice. And it's nice. It's clean. So, it's a two-story bar. The downstairs is the dance floor, the DJ booth. There's, like, a little stage by the DJ booth. The bar stools around the bar are, like, saddles. which is kind of cool. And downstairs, they have like a little arcade that has a bunch of stuff in it. There was a photo booth. They have a big painting on the wall that has like the wings, you know, where it says Boot Scoot Rodeo, like a little picture, you know, place. Okay, then you go upstairs. And upstairs, there's a balcony overlooking Bourbon Street. And we put a bunch of beads on there so that everybody could throw beads to the vanilla people or to whoever was on Bourbon Street. And then there's like a piano there that you can sit on. and you can get up there and take pictures if you want on the piano. Another bar upstairs that had saddle seats and stuff like that. And then there's actually a mechanical bull. And this is like a real deal mechanical, like the real McCoy. And it's got like a little blow up thing around it. So when you fall off, you don't get hurt. And in the past, you've had to pay for it. But somehow it was negotiated that you didn't have to pay for it this year, which I don't know how that happened. I don't think you have the last two years, I think. Oh, okay. I didn't know. But before, Before it got started, I went up there and took pictures on it. I didn't actually really write it. So if you saw the pictures, it was kind of fake. Well, you were right. It wasn't moving. It did move around a little bit. Technically, it did move. But the party itself was really a lot of fun. We played games. We did. If ladies come and hula hoop, they got a prize. They take their top off. We cheered louder. I don't know. There was really no incentive to take your top off other than everybody wanted to see. your titties well no that was how you got a prize uh well you were still giving prizes i would give pretty much everybody a prize yeah but the hope was you came up took your top off did a little hula hoop and then you got a prize yes um but it was i mean it was a great time we laughed we hung out with all like everybody that we knew came a lot of other clubs like the pendulum pendulum club always come so they were there um just eye candy was there yes eye candy i'm trying to think who else um mostly just Yeah, but mainly just our people. And it was pretty darn packed in there. It was awesome. Yeah, and then they were playing country music and people started line dancing and stuff. And I think a few people were line dancing topless. Oh, which you don't see every day. No, you don't. So yeah, so if you want, you know, topless bull riding, topless line dancing and topless country. Yeah, it's already pretty, pretty fun. I do like it because it is different than everything else we do. A lot of everything like a lot of the parties on Bourbon Street are, like raves you know so it is kind of nice to have something a little bit different you can kind of talk you know you can it's just i don't know it's just a little and i actually it's kind of like a breath of fresh air to be honest with you because it's so much partying and this is a little bit like milder when it comes to partying but still fun does that make sense it does make sense okay so after that we promised eye candy that we would go like two or three doors down to the swamp They were doing a phone party. So we were like, sure. So by the time we, like, packed everything up and got outside, it was pouring rain. Like, not just a little rain. Like, this is like, the roads were flooding. It was that. But we somehow, it was like just a couple doors down, so we kind of snuck down there. And we literally had, like, 20 minutes to, because we had, our party was over at 3. We had a meeting that we had to be at at 4. several blocks down the road. So by the time we packed up and got out of there, I think we had like maybe 20 minutes to like kind of say hello. Of course, we didn't get in the foam or anything like that because we want to get wet, which it was raining outside. So I don't know what that thought process was. But all of our friends were there. They were all like turned up because they had been partying for hours at that point. Yeah, no, it was pretty cool. I think it, you know, I think the raining put a little bit of a damper on it because their foam party was kind of in this outdoor courtyard area. But there was quite a few people that did not let the rain deter them. No, they were in it. They were in it. In the foam, yeah. And I think because you said we were only there for like the first 15, 20 minutes, I think we probably kind of missed, you know, when the party got going. Oh, sure. Yeah. But I mean, I guess if you're already rained on, fuck it, just get in the damn foam, you know, like it doesn't matter. Well, it could be a good way to rinse off too. Like get all foamy and then step out in the rain. Yeah. So, We left to walk back to the Astro Crown, which is the main hotel. And it is fucking pouring. Like raining cats and dogs? Yeah. Whatever that means. But like raining, raining. Like I take my hair because I have a cowboy hat on. So I take my hair and like stuff my hair in the cowboy hat because I'm like, I can't go to this meeting like dripping. Looking like a drowned rat. And it's like an industry meeting. So it's like it's for the website that we run Swingersidey that hosts Swingersidey. So it's all the other businesses, lifestyle businesses that were there that all use that. And they had specifically asked that we come to this meeting. So we couldn't like just skip it. Like we had to go. So I'm like stuffing my hair in my hat and just, we're just walking. We, you know, we've got a wagon with all of our stuff from our party and we're just trying to make it there. So we, we get there. Well, you know what I remember from that walk? What? Um, every five steps, your boobs are coming out. Oh yeah. So this romper that, that you're wearing has your boobs in it but it's very much like they're just over my boobs does that make sense like i don't know if it's because you tried to have your hands over your head i don't know well it's the way you were walking no it was the design of the outfit luckily i'm a swinger in new orleans so it really did matter for the most part but before we left the hotel room i actually put some pasties on because there was nothing i could do it was just coming open and but because it came It had rubbed one of the pasties loose. So I only had one pasty on. So I just took the other pasty off because I didn't want to be walking around with one pasty. So yeah, so I'm walking. I'm trying to not get wet. My titties are out. So then I'm like trying to kind of cover because I know we're in New Orleans and I know we're swingers, but I'm also like a mom. Yeah. There are the occasional kids. And I'm a decent human. Yeah, there's the kids that drum on the side of the road and stuff. Yeah. And people, families do bring their children down there. So I'm not trying to be like ridiculous, you know? And so I'm attempting to cover while trying to like not get wet and watch my feet because the roads are all uneven. It's poor. It's like one lady was like, damn girl, you're in New Orleans. Don't worry about that. I was finally, I kind of gave up for a second and then I covered again, but it was just, it was a nightmare getting from that bar to the hotel. It was an adventure. And then once we got there, we were completely drenched. And we had like seven minutes or like ten minutes before the meeting starts. And so we ran up to the room, rinsed off with like, not rinsed off, but dried off with the towel. And then I threw on one of those like Halara dresses because that's an easy thing to wear. Girls don't know what that is. But just threw one of those on. And then I'm like, what the fuck do I do with my hair? So I just wore my cowboy hat. So we go to this meeting and it's a pretty professional setting. And I'm sitting there. with a cowboy hat that says naughty and new one. Yeah, so this meeting is an industry meeting, and it was hosted by Modern Lifestyle. And so if you don't know, Modern Lifestyle is like a software suite, and it runs a lot of the swinger clubs, resorts, takeovers in the United States. It's kind of like a network of clubs, and it's a software suite. And so that's what we use for swingerside.net. Naughty in Orleans uses it for their events. lots of clubs, you know, Tempted and Red Room, they all use Modern Lifestyle. So a lot of the clubs we partner with are on the Modern Lifestyle suite. So it was basically, you know, a meeting of industry people that were on that software that were kind of meeting up to collaborate and kind of talk about the upcoming changes to the software and different ways that we could work together and, you know, some of the new features and stuff that's coming out now and ones they're working on in the future. This is a pretty good meeting. Now, from my perspective, I do absolutely nothing with this website. Let's just make that clear. I don't even log in to Swinger Society. Dan handles all of that. We have people that help that we've hired. I've never, even when it was just us and one other person, I've never been involved in that. That's just not mine. You need me to pick out a theme, I'm your girl. But when it comes to the website, I'm not yet. So I go into this meeting, and this is my perspective. That's my perspective. Also, when I had not had any food, and that's now 4 o'clock, and I had had one drink at the bar, and I could immediately fill that drink, like, because I hadn't had any food. So I drank the one drink, but didn't have any more because I wanted to be responsible. You know, I didn't want to get plastered at our day party and then have to go to this meeting. So I go in this meeting, and I sit down for, like, the first time all day, and they start talking about, like, computer stuff. And then there's this super sweet guy who is head of the security team or part of the security team. He starts talking. And I don't even know what the fuck he's saying. Like, he is way smarter, like, times 10 than me. And he's saying words I don't even know. And I'm, like, sitting there. And I'm, like, do not fall asleep. Do not fall asleep. And I'm, like, I just, like, it was kind of one of those things, like, if I just close one eye, maybe nobody will notice, you know. I was so exhausted. And I was, like, I cannot be that person. So I'm, like, fidgeting. like trying to like hold it together. I did. You did. I didn't. But I was ready to get the hell out of there when it was over. I'm not going to lie. For me, it's interesting. But yeah, for you, because that's what you do. But for me, like at one point, I mean, I can remember thinking I should have stayed in the room because I have no input. I have no other than just being lacy. People like to see you. I know. And I'm glad I went and I'm happy that I did it. But there was the part of me that was like, damn, that bed sounds It was real nice. One hour. I could have had an hour nap. Well, and I had been like going for like since Tuesday. And this is Saturday. So it was catching up. I was feeling all of 41 years old in that moment. Agreed. Yeah. So after that, we were leaving and Dan's like messing with his phone. He's like, they want us to go and do a tour of the playroom. Oh, yeah. Like on camera. I forgot about that. I can't. I'm like, Dan, I cannot do it. He's like, you will and you have to do it. I'm like, I can't do it. I can't do it. And then about the time, this time, Kendra, who works for Naughty New Orleans, she's like, I don't know what her title is, but she's kind of a jack of all trades. She does a little bit of everything. She came around the corner. She's like, so y'all go out to the playroom? And I'm like, yeah. And I was like, well, I kind of need to like, I have a cowboy hat on. You're like, I can't do this tour video in a cowboy hat. Yeah. And just like, I have athletic dress on and a cowboy hat on. And I think we didn't have a light. You were like, oh, we don't have a light. I was like, okay, if we can go to the room and I can brush my hair and attempt to make myself look halfway decent, I'll go. So we went up and luckily I brushed my hair and the rain, because I guess because I tucked it, if you go and look at the TikToks and the videos, you can see me in my purple Halara dress. Imagine that with a cowboy hat. And somehow I sucked it up and we went down there and did it. But I was... Not our best work. No. But you do get a tour of the Naughty New Orleans playroom. So if you're curious about the playroom's there. And it's like, I don't know, a whole floor of playrooms. Not all of it actually made it into the video. Because there's several that basically are the same thing. Yeah, they had multiple. So we didn't show every single one. But we showed the different ones. So yeah, if you're curious about that, go check it out. It's on TikTok. There's a full video. I don't think I've put it on YouTube yet so I still need to edit that and get that up but go check it out yeah so we knock that out and then we go to the room and I'm just like oh my god I was exhausted what well to say what time we didn't have much time even no we're probably talking with the meeting was from four to five and then we probably took us all of an hour to go back to the room for me to touch up and then go back and do so we're talking about six so now six thirty pushing maybe seven o'clock and And now you're talking about we usually show up to the club at 9.30. So my notes are we had five guys burgers. And then we got up around 9.00. So I think I actually did fall asleep again. Normal events, I don't usually fall asleep because I have a hard time if I actually go to sleep getting up. Getting up and going and feeling energy again. But I think Friday and Saturday nights, I dozed off a little both nights. But we got up and I was like, and I knew we were hosting the speaking from 12 to 2. So I knew getting ready that this, I was in for a long night. Like it was at this point, remember how I said earlier, it's at some point you're like, I'm just ready to go. Now this is where I'm hitting it. I'm like, I've just got to survive the next five to six hours. And then we can go home. We can, and I can rest and I can sleep for like two or three days. You know, spoiler. I had a doctor's appointment at 1030 on Monday. Never do that after events, but didn't get to sleep. Yeah, that was stupid of me. So we got up and we got ready. This theme was Mardi Gras. So the Saturday night of every naughty New Orleans that we've been a part of, that's their Mardi Gras masquerade, I think is what they call it. We never wear masks. No. No. You know, it's funny that like wearing masks to like a club seems very like swinger-ish. Like when you, you know, I think before I was a swinger and I used to think about like sex party. As parties, you think about like, oh, you have masked people showing up and having sex with each other, and it sounds kind of sexy and hot. We've had some of these masquerade parties where you actually wear a mask. It's a nightmare. They're terrible. They're uncomfortable. You get sweaty. You're just trying to wear a mask and partying. You finally just throw it down. The masquerade parties, you wear your mask, you take pictures, and you throw that thing away. Yeah, and then the next masquerade party, you have to order another mask because you throw your mask on a table somewhere. But we got up and got to the party around 10. I love my outfit. There's a brand. I don't know how you say their name, but it's like C-O-Q-U-E-R-Y. They, and they're based out of Mississippi, they have like a whole website where you can, it's kind of ravey clothes, but whatever they have, they custom make it for you, for each person. So like if it's got like purple and red and you want purple and black, you just make a note and say, switch the red out for the black or whatever. It's really awesome because for events like Mardi Gras, yeah, there's a lot of Mardi Gras things out there, but not a lot of slutty, not a lot of, I don't know, some rave type Mardi Gras outfits. So I like them for stuff like this. But yeah, you had a really cool like baseball jersey that I had made for you that was Mardi Gras and it had your name on the back. And yeah, I thought we looked good. I thought we looked good. I agree. So we show up and we knew that we could We got down there about 10. We knew at like 11-ish we needed to leave to go get ready for the speakeasy because we had to host in there. And so we kind of danced and hung out. And we were going to go watch the King and Queen be announced, which every year Bob and Tess, the owners of Naughty, somehow choose someone, a couple typically, to be King and Queen of Naughty. The Accidental Swingers, they're Polly, so the four of them. were it two years ago. And then last year was a DJ and his wife. But it's been a lot of the people that you see in the lifestyle, like John and Jackie. I'm trying to think. There's been a lot. There's a lot of, I mean, there's been 25 naughty. So I think this was the 25th anniversary, right? Or last year was, I can't remember. So lots of people get it. So we were going to walk over there and watch it. Well, before we could even go to watch it, all of a sudden our friends come walking in with King and Queen. crowns on. So we talked about it last week. And I think even the week before that, Britt and Cass, our friends, she won Miss No Swimsuit. For Naughty in New Orleans. And I don't know if Naughty in New Orleans had ever won. Kind of talking to her, it doesn't happen very often. And they were kind of shocked because she just was amazing, I guess. And so she won. She is amazing. And her husband is... He's like the life of the party. Right. So he's very good at recruiting. support. Yeah. And so, you know, that Miss No Swimsuit at Hedo every year, it's basically every club sends, you know, somebody that represents their club. Is she represented Naughty? Right. And then they, but they usually bring people with them. Yeah. Right. And then it's, you know, then. Well, you get all your friends to go. Yeah. So, you know, whoever is there, it's also important, like, how many friends you bring with you. Yeah. Because Naughty New Orleans isn't a club, you know, they don't really send a lot of people from Naughty. Yeah. And even if they did, Not everybody would necessarily. It's not like all these people are from all over. So it's not like all your friends from your hometown. Yeah. So to speak. So I think it is. I think the naughty contestant is a little bit at a disadvantage because they're not really coming from their home club. Yeah. With all their friends from home. So the fact that she was able to go and then pull that off is really impressive. Yeah. Very. But they've been to our events before. So he's his name is Big Sexy. If you've ever heard Big Sexy, that's that's him. So he does a good job. But they won. I guess they said that they wanted her to reign one more year. So they got king and queen. So I hate that we missed it. I don't know where we went. I think they said we were out on the balcony. Or they think we were out on the balcony. Oh, we were over there talking to Eye Candy when I got that shirt and stuff, too. But yeah, so of course we congratulated them and all of that. And then literally around that time, it just seemed like we were just down there. Yeah, well, I mean, really, we were probably only in the club for like an Yeah, and Secrets was hosting the party this night. So I mean, I was glad we got to be like a part of it. Hated we had to leave, but it ended up being worth it because it was kind of amazing. Yeah. Do you want to take a break and talk about the rest of it when we get back or do you want to keep going? I think now this is a perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we'll tell you the rest of the story. Yeah. We'll be right back. Lacey, we talk a lot on this podcast about lifestyle insurance and how it's, it's very common for almost every male in the lifestyle to use some form of ED medication to make sure when that time comes that he, he cooperates. Yeah. So we highly recommend if you need ED medication that you go to Shameless Care for that. And there's a couple different reasons why. One, they're one of the cheapest on the market. Yeah. Right. So some of these other companies, they mark that prescription way up. Shameless Care is one of the cheapest. And the second thing I like that they do is they don't lock you into a subscription. Yeah. It's really cool because when it's like almost time, like they think you might be needing some, they actually email you and say, hey, do you need a refill? If you don't respond, you just don't get any. Right. But if you want some, you could just respond back to them. Right. There's other brands where you, you know, you pay this monthly subscription and they send you ED medication. The next thing you know, you got 15 bottles of ED medication sitting around the house and your card is still getting charged monthly. And then to try to cancel it, it's a big pain in the butt. With Shameless Care, you don't have to worry about any of that. Right. So there's no subscription. You just go to the website. You order it when you need it. If you don't need it, you don't, you don't, don't order it again until you do need some more. So I love that. 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If you would like to purchase your Swing It, if you go to the swing nation dot info click the link at the bottom it'll take you directly to sling its website and you'll get a discount thanks y'all bye my favorite type of swinger is a safe swinger one that has done all the work before they even get to the club before they get to the party and they know that they are sti negative they've got it all figured out before they walk in so that way when it's time to play they don't even have to skip a beat. They're just like, here are our results. You can look at them on my phone, or you can look them up for yourself. We were tested. Everything came back negative. We're good to go. That's my favorite type of swinger. What about you, Dan? I'm kind of one of those guys, if you want to fuck like a porn star, you probably should get tested like a porn star. If we've learned anything over the last four years of doing this podcast, it's not all tests are the same. 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And you could even, you know, if you want to, you could call them and say, hey, these are the tests I get from my local doctor. What am I missing? Yeah. And I'm sure they would have a conversation with you about what they think you should be getting tested for. And then you can order just those tests and go get those done. We had a friend not long ago that somebody that they were engaging with wanted her to be tested for M. Gen. She had they just go to their local doctor. They know their swingers. It's not a big deal. And so they went to a draw facility in their town and just were tested for that one test. And of course, it came back negative. No issues. And they were good to play. Right. So go check out. I know my status dot com. Go get tested like a porn star today so that we can play safe at our next event. Yeah. All right, guys. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Lacey loves our sponsors. I do. You love sling it bikinis the most, right? I do. I have a confession. I have my carry-on packed for heat I will leave in the morning. And in my carry-on, I have all my themed outfits and my sling it bikinis. And that's it. And my hair tools. So I figure if If they lose my luggage, as long as I have my outfits to wear at night, I can curl my hair and blow dry my hair. I can borrow somebody's makeup, right? Like that's not even a deal. And I need to take all the Sling It bikini pictures because I need to be able to show all the people. So they are packed in my carry-on. I'm not going to lose those. All right. We love Sling It. Go check them out. TheSwingNation.info. Go check out their new designs. Okay. And they've been running a few sales, so hopefully you can catch one. Yeah. It's good stuff. All right, so when we left you, we were headed to the speakeasy. And I think if you missed, if you didn't hear this, I think we talked about this a little bit in the last podcast. The speakeasy, to describe it to you, was on the fourth floor of the Astor Crown. It was kind of like a corner suite. And I would say this has got to be like their executive king suite something. But it's a big room, right? It had like a kitchenette and then like a room off of the kitchenette. It's hard for me to imagine what it looks like with furniture in there. Right. So they'd taken most of the furniture out and I assume what was the bedroom and made that into like the dance floor club area. And then, you know, in the what I assume was the dining room, living room, they kind of just put all the chairs and stuff in there. So there was some seating in places you could like around the wall. There were some couches and stuff. I don't even know if they'd like taking them out of other suites and put them in. I don't know where they got all this furniture, but but it was kind of it it feel, you know, speakeasy vibes. Yeah, it was really cool. Speakeasy vibes. Yeah, it was really cool. It's hard to explain it. I mean, I guess you could go and watch some of our TikToks, you know, where it's like low seat. It felt like you were in a house party. It felt like a house party. Or like, yeah, like if you're in college and somebody's like, hey, let's like throw a frat party or you have something in your basement. That's what it reminded me of. Like that kind of vibe. And so DJing was your very own DJ DTF. Which you weren't supposed to DJ in there. How did that happen? So just in time. So if you don't know DJ just in time, he DJs. We actually met him at Naughty last year for the first time. But then Splash has hired him on as one of their DJs. And so we got to hang out with him a little bit at Splash. And at Splash, he had said, hey, I'm going to be DJing at Naughty. He's like, you know, I'd love to DJ some of your parties and stuff. And, you know, we weren't in charge of what DJed what. But it happened to line up to where he was DJing in the speakeasy Saturday. And he was like, hey, why don't you bring your stuff and DJ with me? I'd really like to do a little back-to-back or something with you. And I was like, okay, that's cool. It's kind of my vibe. I don't want to, you know, I'm not really a professional DJ. And so, like, main stage at Nandi is not my thing. But a little speakeasy party, you know, kind of, like you said, kind of house party vibes. That's very much my vibe. I didn't even know that you were DJing. And I was, like, laying down asleep. And you were like, I got to go do soundcheck. And I'm like, what? Like, I didn't even understand. And I was kind of like half awake, half asleep. So I was just like, okay, whatever. While Lacey was napping, I was working. So was he like texting you and saying, yeah. Is that how that conversation happened? Well, he had asked me, I think even before we got to Naughty, to DJ, if we had an opportunity to DJ together. And I was like, yeah, sure. I'll bring my stuff. And then he was like, then when we found out the schedule on that, we had the speakeasy together, which actually didn't happen until they shuffled the schedule last minute. And then, because he was supposed to do Saturday night the whole time. We were supposed to be on Friday night. Yes, we were supposed to be Friday night. Friday, yeah. So anyway, it worked out. And then he's like, hey, yeah, come DJ with me. So yeah, I went and did soundcheck earlier in the night. But we DJed together. Yeah, so we got there. And of course, it was closed. So it was just like setting up. You know, they had our logos on the wall. We gave out like armbands and I had some flyers and stuff to kind of pass around. A very sweet, I guess she said, I don't know if you call her a follower or a listener of the podcast, had on this shirt. that was airbrushed. And it said Mardi Gras, like 2025. And I was like, oh my God, I love that. It's so cute. She's like, well, that's crazy that you say that because I had one made for you. And I was like, oh my God. So she brought it to like the club part. And then before we went to the speakeasy, I put that shirt on. So if you see in some of the pictures, like in the speakeasy, I've changed shirts. That's what it is. So like, thank you so much. I don't know if I, cause it was, everything was so crazy. I don't know if I got like a proper way to say thank you. And she can hear that. Thank you. Yeah, it was cool. Sure. Yeah. So we got everything ready. And it's kind of a blur because I was I did end up taking like two two baby shots of fireball. But I would say I was pretty sober throughout the whole evening. Even with the baby shots, I only did them because everybody was like, you know, so I didn't want to be like, no. So I just kind of barely did it. I was pretty sober. But I'm telling you, I had a fucking blast. Like, honestly, one of the top five lifestyle nights I've ever had. And it didn't involve sex, and it didn't involve drugs, and it didn't involve alcohol. So all these people that think that, like, that's what swingers are all about, that was not a this at all. How do you describe it? I mean, it's hard for me to put into words what it was. I don't know if it was Saturday night at Naughty in New Orleans. I don't know if it's because it was a Swinger Society party. I don't know if it was DJ came in. Yeah. So me and DJ just in time started DJing. And then I don't know, you know, about an hour into it, it started getting crazy. I mean, it went from zero to crazy. Very quickly. I mean, like people singing, people dancing, people jumping up and down. I mean, people raving like it was pretty ravy in there. Yeah. And, you know, me and just in time were going back and forth. Like I'd play like two or three songs and then he would, you know, I'd pass it to him and he'd play two or three songs. We were doing kind of what you'd call a back to back. Well, then DJ Illus Rich showed up. Yeah, and he had one king and queen. Him and his wife were the ones that had one king and queen last year. Yeah, and he's a real house DJ. That's what he does full time. He travels around. I think he's played festivals and stuff like that. I mean, he's a real DJ. He showed up, and he's like, hey. He's like, oh, you guys are crushing it. He's like, you mind if I jump in with you? We're like, fuck yeah, dude, come on. So then it started where I would play a song, he would jump in and play a song, and then just in time. It was wild. It was wild. I don't know. It was just like so many people. Everybody was like jumping and screaming. And then like, I don't know. I don't know. It's very hard for me to explain it. I was soaking wet where I could literally wring out my clothes. At one point, I went, because it's a hotel room, I went and found a towel and got it wet. And I literally just cleaned my body. Like my face, everything. And then I went and brought you the towel. Because like you were drinking. I mean, I don't know. It was like a different level. It almost feels like I was on drugs. But it was a natural high. I don't know. It's very, very hard for me to put into words how epic it was. We took a ton of videos. I've gone back and watched some of the videos. And you can kind of feel the energy. But I still don't feel like it really captures the energy from that party. Because it was wild. At one point, I looked over at Justin, that Justin Tom, and he was like, this is the... He was precious the whole night. Yeah, he was like, what did he say? This is the funnest night of my life. And he's like screaming. And they have like Patron and Fireball and the bottles are being passed around. Yeah, at some point in time, a bottle of Patron made it up to the DJ booth. And me and Justin and Ellis Rich were taking shots of Patron behind the DJ booth as we're DJing. It was crazy It was wow Who else showed up? Party Mark Out of nowhere Yeah Party Mark was there Eye Candy People were there Shameless Care Shout out to Shameless Care They were there I mean it was just The owners of Splash Were wilding out Oh my god They were We have the video Of them dancing It is the greatest thing Bob and his new wife Bob the owner Of Naughty His wife is Mexican and barely speaks English. At one point, Cass, who is our friend that we were talking about, he has her lifted in the air. And she's just smiling and laughing and like bouncing on him like eight feet in the air. It's wild in there. It was wild. I mean, wild. It was like EDM meets lifestyle, like in the best way possible. I don't know. It was EDC, not in New Orleans. Yes. So like it ends at 10. So at some point, I see you start shutting down. Not 10, 2. 2, sorry. It ends at 2 o'clock in the morning. Well, it ends at 4. Yeah, but you DJ till 2. Midnight to 2, yeah. So at some point, I see you, like, shutting your stuff. And you looked at me and said, do you want to go? And I'll meet you in the room. And I was like, yes. And I just, like, I just turned and walked. I mean, it's like, I didn't know what to do. And I get back to the room. And I'm like, oh, what the fuck just happened? And then you come in, like, maybe, 15 minutes later. And I'm like, was that the greatest night of our lives? And you, and what's crazy, like we didn't go, nobody fucked. I don't think, you know, I mean, it was just because it was so much party. It was just like a natural high. I don't know. It was the craziest, weirdest thing I've ever been a part of. I don't, does that make sense? It makes sense. I mean, I lived it. So I totally understand what you're saying. I don't, I don't know how to get that across to our listeners. Like I looked at, you came in the room and I was like, What the fuck just happened? Is this real life? And you were like, I think this is real. I'm like, that was the best party I've ever been a part of. And then, like, the next day, everybody, like, we didn't go to sleep till, like, four. It took us that long to kind of chill out. And I had to come in and strip and take a shower. I think I came in and showered, too. Because I was so disgusting. And, like, next day, as we're, like, driving home after this, we split the car ride half and half because, like, There was no way either one of us could drive that after being up that late. We had to be out of there by like 11, I think. Yeah. Everybody was texting the next day, though. That was the best party of the week. And it was just, I don't know. It may not have been the best party of the week, but to me, it was. It was very epic. I can think of like a top, maybe top five lifestyle things that we've ever been a part of. And that is definitely, if not the number one, to be honest with you. Yeah. I mean, there's been a few times where we've had energy kind I think of the pool party at Hedo last year where we were all splashing and jumping and then we were trying to have sex with Party Mark and his girlfriend in the DJ booth. Like that was a pretty wild fucking time that night or that day. That was pretty wild. You know, there's been some times with us in Life of Spice. I think the Euros time. Yeah. That was a pretty epic night. I think of even the last Night of Spice they did at Trapeze. Yeah. That got pretty wild, pretty high energy. You know, some of our tempted nights got pretty high energy. But it definitely, like you said, I would even say like top three. You know, you said top five. I'd say probably top three. Honestly, I can't think of a better night than that. Like it's probably my number one. I just meant like if I just quickly said top five, but it was pretty epic. The fact that you were DJing and that it felt like like almost all of our like friends were there. I mean, there was a couple obviously Daphne and Mike weren't there, but like a lot of friends were there. A lot of like people in the lifestyle that we, Look Up To Like Splash People and Naughty and Eye Candy and of course Shameless and all those people were there and it was just I don't know it just felt like epic in all the best ways. There was a palatable energy like you could like everybody was there to have fun and you could just I mean that you know us as DJs were feeding off each other and like it was kind of like we were all trying to one up each other like you'd play a song and it would the crowd would like go crazy and so the next DJ would be like oh I got you know They search through and like, oh, I got a song for you. And all while this is going on, they're like, all the walls are like projector screen, like images. And I don't know. It was just, it was very epic. Super epic. On like all the levels. I don't, I don't think I can ever, there's not like the right amount of words to explain how fun that was. Yeah. When I think that's, that's the lifestyle. Like that's the goal, right? That's the, I think, you know, that's what the goal should be at least. And like you said, I was stone cold sober. Minus that one Patron shot. Yeah, I think I had one or two shots of Patron behind the DJ booth. And that was it the whole night. I don't think I drank at the bar. I don't think I drank at the club. I think that was really my first shot was that shot of Patron. And that was at one o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I mean, it was pretty epic. I loved it. So yeah, I mean, that was essentially Arnaughty. We only played once. I know we get a lot of hate. Do they really play? Do they not? I don't know. Obviously, the people that listen to that don't listen to us because we do play. I definitely feel like Naughty was much more of a work trip this year than it was. Yeah, than it was like play. So I'm grateful that we did get that one night of playing. It was fun. I would have liked to maybe do like one more night. I did know going into it that Friday and Saturday were probably going to be like a bus for playing. So we should have probably made sure we did it earlier in the week for that very reason I don't know we got about 20 minutes do you want to do Kinky Cabin or do you want to just maybe talk about Hedo since it's coming up yeah I mean I think we should wrap this up and then do Kinky Cabin alright so finish this without so okay since we have a little time and we're not going to do Kinky Cabin I was going to ask so we're getting ready to go to Hedo we literally like Lacey said we leave in the morning to get on a plane and so we've talked a little bit about you and anxiety and maybe you've... I actually went to the doctor today to get my medicine. Right. Since your parents have moved in, really, is probably when I think we've shifted. Your energy has shifted at events. You seem like you get stressed out more and you're a little hesitant to just go to the playrooms and kind of get crazy. It seems more like work less fun to me. But nothing has changed in the workload or anything like that. Maybe a little in the But everything else is pretty much the same. I think it's more my mindset going into the week. I think at home, we have more responsibilities and stuff like that. So it's harder to switch back and forth between the two. Okay. So now looking at Hedo, how are you feeling going into Hedo? I'm excited. I feel like for me, Hedo is much more relaxed. We don't have quite as much work, even though we are still hosting. I don't feel like it requires. I feel like more instead of like hosting the event at Hedo, we're more like a host couple. Yeah. Where really our job is to interact and have fun with people. Yeah. Not so much make sure the DJs are there. Make sure, you know, we're not running around and going to meetings. Yeah. We're not, you know, we're not bringing a lot of stuff to set up and tear down and do all that. Yeah, yeah. It's really we're just going to be part of the party. Yeah. You know, as a couple that people will recognize and look to, you know, for advice or, you know, whatever. But I think we are very much more part of the party. Yeah. Like we sit and eat dinner with everybody. If somebody's having breakfast and we walk up, we ask if we can join that. We're definitely a part of it, more so than we are over it, if that makes sense. Are you asking how I'm feeling fucking? Are you trying to get to that? I was being general. No, I'm excited. I think for me, Hedo is a lot of relaxation, a lot of partying. We're there for eight days. That kind of seems daunting to me. Is that bad? Well, I think you need to keep your vagina lubed up. If we've learned anything from past hitos and bliss cruisers and stuff, anytime we go for a long period of time, especially if we are playing a lot, that can be an issue. So I think we've got to keep that in mind. I think that there are at least a few guys. I can think of two, maybe three in particular that I know you really enjoy playing with. So I think the fact that they're going to be there will probably help you. I'm excited to play and have fun. I'm also excited to cut loose more. Because if we don't show up to dinner, it's not the end of the world. Now, should we be at all the dinners? Absolutely. I should get my shit together and go to dinner. But if you get trashed at the day party and then just have to sleep through dinner and then get up and get ready and just make it to the thing after, it's not the end of the world. So that allows me to be a little bit more free. Does that make sense? because we don't really have like a ton. We do have some responsibilities, but we don't have a ton of them. I agree. So for the days that we don't have a lot of responsibilities, I need to make sure that I'm just like enjoying the moment and not thinking about what where we have to be next or what we got to do. So that does make it hard. Yeah. Now, the nice thing about Hedo also is it's an all inclusive. Yeah. So you can get true. It's pretty easy to drink. You just walk to the bar and say, give me a drink. You can try a bunch of different drinks if you're not feeling one or the other. So there's that. Now, I'm excited to fuck. You know, I was just thinking about when you said your vagina. What he means is anything longer than like a weekend or something. If I'm having a lot of sex all day, every day, my vagina will just like shrivel up. I mean, it's just. You know, you can get UTIs. Yeah. You can just get sore. Yeah, I can get sore. I can get UTIs. If I start taking UTI medicine, I can get a yeast infection, the chlorine in the pools. And especially places like Hedo, there's a lot of chlorine. Especially at night. I feel like they shock it between at dinner time. And so if you go straight to the pool after dinner. It's a lot of chlorine. I have to be careful with that. So just there's just a lot of factors that also we're not big on lube typically. Probably could do better with that. And so I forget with other people. Maybe we need to get some of that Hedo-Wido lube. We have some. Well, we're not going to bring it with us on the plane though. there, maybe we get some. It's like $70 a bottle. Oh, is it that expensive? I mean, it's expensive. I didn't realize that. I mean, you're not wrong, but I mean, we probably should, especially if it saves my vagina. It's totally worth it. I don't know how much it is, but it's not, I don't think it's like $15. Some people rave about that. They do. But I'm excited. I'm really hoping that I can like let loose and relax. Okay. That is my goal. Your goal is to probably fuck as many people as possible. What are your goals? No, I don't think that's my goal. You're such a whore. I'm actually, well, I am, I mean, don't get me wrong. I've been trying to have sex with you all this week and you have been like, we've been trying to get ready to go out of town. That's the problem. Lacey's like, have sex with me now so I can go to bed even though you have 14 podcast episodes to edit before you can go to bed. Well, I've also been doing, I've also been watching a lot of porn at night for research reasons. I can't, for later to be discussed on this podcast. But I've been watching these hour long documentaries, like it's like a porn documentary. And so by the time I'm, you know, 40 minutes in, I'm ready to fuck. And you're like in the middle of your work. So you're like, come fuck me. And I'm like, Lacey, I'm going to have to pause. Stop what I'm doing. Come fuck you. And then so you can roll over and go to sleep. And then I got to go back and do two more hours of work. Like, it's just not appealing to me. So we end up just not having sex. Yeah. Sounds great. Well, I told you as soon as I've done my work, I'll come have sex with you if you want, you know, at two o'clock in the morning. But you tell me no. I'm asleep. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't know. So this is the one, you know, all of the podcasts are, well, after this one, will be edited. All of our OnlyFans videos, photos is all edited for like the next three weeks, two weeks. All the podcasts, you know, so the only thing I'll be having to do is TikToks, which is pretty nice. Yeah. And, you know, usually we're at Hedo, we only do like one a day because we're so busy. I do have a little anxiety about like you wanting to play and me not necessarily wanting to play. So what is that? Yeah, I guess. Maybe. Why do you have anxiety around that? Because I don't know how I feel. Like, if I don't want to play, even if you don't say one word, even if you're like, it's okay, baby. I love you. I'm going to know that you want to go. And so I'm going to feel like I let you down. Yeah. So even if you do every single thing right, I will probably still be upset with my Yeah, I see, and this has been a long, well, again, about since your parents moved in. I can't think of, honestly, I've noticed it more on the longer events. So I noticed it more on Bliss. You know, I don't, you know, really when we went to like Tempted, we played both nights and you had fun and it wasn't a big deal. You know what I mean? So that's what, I guess I'm confused. It's on and off again. And it does seem to be at these week-long events where you're more hesitant. I don't know, but we're working on it. Like, we're communicating, obviously, about it. Like I said, I went to the doctor today about my anxiety and stuff like that. They're actually going to send me some tests and stuff to see. It's more than just anxiety. I'm going the week we get home from Hedo to have my hormones checked. So I'm going to take Dr. Stower's advice and get that taken care of. See what's there. So I don't know. We're going to we're working on it. It's a work in progress. I know regardless of what happens, you love me and you want to be with me. I hope you know that as well. And so we're just, this is the season. We're just figuring it out as we go. No, I think that's good advice. Yeah, I think that we have a little bit of time still. I think that the thing for me is like last year when we went to Hedo, we went to the playroom like every night and it was almost like expected and not expected, but it just is what we do. I mean, it's just what happens. And you were always on board and half the time you were the one setting stuff up, you know, or like, you know, talking to people like, oh, are you going tonight? Are you going tonight? Yeah. And so like now it's just like, I almost have anxiety about it now. I have anxiety. Do I ask Lacey if she wants to go to the playroom? Or is that going to upset her if I ask her? Should I just wait and see what happens? And this is where you get me. I'll wait and I won't say anything. And then it's like 2 o'clock in the morning and you're like, okay, I'm ready to go to bed now. And we go to bed. And then you're like, I don't know why we didn't play tonight. And I'm like, really, Lacey? I don't know why we didn't play tonight. I'm sorry. So it's like if I don't initiate it, it's like everybody just kind of parties until it's too late and everybody goes to bed. But then if I do initiate it, you're like, you're putting pressure on me. I don't like the pressure. So it's very confusing for me to try to navigate when you do and don't want to play without putting the pressure on you. I feel like the more we talk about this, the more pressure then. For sure. I totally agree. Yeah. I totally agree. Yeah. I feel like I was having anxiety thinking about it, and now I feel like it's out there. It's out there for the world to know. But we'll follow up, see what happens. And like you said, I love you no matter what. We're not going to play every night, and that's okay. I can't really play every night, truthfully. I'm going to need some brains in them. Thinking about it, I think maybe we mix it up. Instead of orgies every night in the playroom, there's one or two couples. I wouldn't mind to have I think we got to fuck on that the floating dock yeah that's a wish list I definitely want to fuck on the catamaran or in the cave or whatever you know that kind of thing I would like to do I'd like to find somebody that's over the age of 60 I'd like to do that I don't know is there anything crazy I really just wanted to go and relax Lacey's like I just want to lay on the beach fuck no I do actually want to fuck on that that thing and I do want to like meet some cool couples and connect and have a good time. But I also want to relax and I want to enjoy. I also want to get drunk and make bad decisions. Not bad decisions like lifelong bad decisions. Like last year when I could barely walk and twisted my ankle and you were like, get your ass up, let's go. I want to make those kind of bad decisions. I don't know if we've gone to Hedo without you peeing somewhere publicly. Has that happened yet? Yes, I didn't do it last year. That's what I mean by bad decisions. I want to be like, I don't know, white girl wasted on a beach in Jamaica. Living my best life. Well, that's easy. That's like Jamaica is the easiest place in the world to do that. Yeah, that's what I mean by bad decisions. I probably want to be the safest place. Yeah, like I don't want to end up in a Jamaican jail. I just want to like, you know, get fucked on a pool table. You know. That's easy to make happen too. All right. Well, stay tuned to the Swing Nation podcast. Dun And see what happens at Hedo. If you'd like to go to Hedo with us, they just released 2026. Yeah. So we're going to go the same. It's going to be Young Lifestyle, right? Young Lifestyle Week, which is the last week in July. I can actually tell you the dates. The last week in July. It's going to be us, My Frisky Business, Topless Travel. The event sold out this year and it sold out probably two or three months ago. Yeah. And there was like 40 people on the wait list. So if you think you would like to go, I would definitely, at least put your down payment down so that way you can pay over time. You don't have to pay it all. Right. So if you book it now, you have a whole year to pay it off. The payments are, you know, pretty reasonable and, you know, you can plan it out. So what are the dates on that? July 25th through August 1st, 2026. And you can go to swingersociety.net right now and book that trip. Yeah. And if you book it with us, you can obviously go to Topless Travel directly and you can go to My Frisky Business directly. But if you book through us, you get a special swag. We do a Zoom call a month or so before where we chat. We have a private chat room on our Discord server where we can all get to know each other. If you need some outfit advice from Lacey. I'll help you. Yeah. So there are definitely advantages to booking with us. I mean, obviously, if you're there, everybody's going to have fun together regardless. But we'd love for you to book with us if you... The cost is the same no matter what. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Check that out, swingerssociety.net. Bliss Cruise is on there. We actually still have, what, like, I think five rooms left for Secrets in September. So if you are on the fence about coming to Secrets with us in September, go get a room right now. There's only five left. We're probably going to recruit five people on this trip to go to Secrets. Yeah, probably. So if you want it, go grab it now before it's gone. We look forward to that as well. All right. I think that sums it up in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the Pineapple Guys. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more in the show notes. 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