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Send us Fan MailNaughty N’awlins Part 2: Dan had Lesbian Sex? | Episode 202In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy are back with Part 2 of their unforgettable adventure at Naughty N’awlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the country.From topless pool parties to wild Bourbon Street day parties, Dan and Lacy dive into all the daytime debauchery that set the tone for a weekend full of connection and chaos. They also share their emotional experience marching in the Sexual Freedom Parade, a heartwarming celebration of openness, acceptance, and the right to love freely.But the fun didn’t stop when the sun went down—Dan and Lacy also hit up the convention’s steamy themed night parties, where the energy was electric and the playrooms were packed. One particularly hot orgy even led to Dan unexpectedly ending up in lesbian sex (yep, you’ll want to hear that one).Stay tuned for Part 3—because this trip only gets hotter.Book Naughty N awlins 2026- The Swing Nation - Main Website Quick Navigation Website: -- (Find all our social media links more!)- Swinger Society - Our Website to meet, connect events Swinger Society Discord Our Facebook Group- Swinger Websites -Kasadie 90 day free trialUsername: TheSwingNation SDC 14 day free trial Username: TheSwingNation** Use code 36313 for 14 days free! ** SLSUsername: NorthernGuynSouthernGirl- Merch More -Order Your Merch Here!- Lacy’s Fun Links -VIP OnlyFansPREMIUM OnlyFans-- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS --Wisp : Making sexual healthcare inclusive, cost-effective, and accessible—for everyoneUse Code SWING at checkout for 15% off your oder!Shameless Care: ED Medication and at home STD testingUse Code TSN at checkout for $30 off your order!Promescent® Make Love Longer, It’s Time for Great SexUse Code SwingNation for 5% off!Sing it Bikinis:  adjustable one-size styles, thoughtfully crafted to flatter every body type.Support the show- Thank you for the support! -

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Speaker1: This podcast is intended for adult audiences. Over the age of 18, it contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us, and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice. Welcome to the Swing Nation podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the activists, learn and grow together. Join the nation. So Lacey, people are asking, how do they get to go to a party or an event with us? They check out swingersociety.net, you create a profile, you sign up for an event, and you come hang out with us. Super easy. That's right. If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your host, Northern Guy. And Southern Girl. And we are back with part deuce, which is two for all you English speakers, of the Donnie in New Orleans. Yeah. When we left you, it was Wednesday night, right? Oh. Thursday night? Wednesday night, right? Yeah. We just started. It was day. We only got through getting there and the first day. Well, the first official day. We'll get there Tuesday. But yeah. All right. So we have three days to get through. We're going to try to go quicker so we can knock this all out because I don't think we need a whole ass podcast on one day. So. Right. Let's just try to get this done. All right. Let's do it. So we left you Wednesday. No sex. Me and you had sex. Yeah. I came inside of you. Yeah. Um, but there was no swinging. No swinging. Okay. And that brings us to Thursday. Yes. So, um, if you remember last week, Wednesday and Thursdays were like our off days. I say that in quotation mark because we were really still working. There's still a lot going on. We're still having like a lot of fun, but we didn't have any like scheduled pool parties or meetings that we had to go to. So, um, so we slept in, which is wonderful. We didn't get up and really move into about like one o'clock. in the afternoon. But we got up. And we got ready. And we headed out. Probably like 1.32. And we were both starving. And you were craving cheeseburgers. So we found this cute little restaurant on Bourbon Street. And had cheeseburgers. And they were actually pretty legit. They were amazing. You don't remember the name of it? I don't either. But it was really, really good. Cheeseburgers. It was freezing in there. I remember that. Yeah, it was very cold. And they had music playing. And it was really loud. And we couldn't even talk to each other. And we were sitting down in a restaurant. So it was kind of hard. I kind of like the music though. No, I love the music. It was just like, maybe I'm showing my age. I don't know. It was just, or maybe I was too sober, but there was just, I couldn't even like talk to you. I don't remember the music being too loud. I just remember it being cold. Yeah, it was freezing in there. I was covering with my napkin. All right. So we had burgers. Yeah. And then we went to the iOS party. is another hotel takeover party group, kind of like Swinger Society. And basically, these different groups will host these parties on Bourbon Street. So you kind of bounce around and it gives you an opportunity to kind of fill out their vibe, see, you know, like if you haven't blasted one of their parties, then maybe you know, hey, we need to figure out when they're hosting or what they're doing and go to that. So because we have a lot of friends and stuff, we try to like support as many people as we can. I don't remember ever going to an iOS party. No, I think we always ended up in the Secret Sensations one that was across the street there. Yeah. Not Secret Sensations. Place Champagne. Place Champagne. Yeah, you're right. We somehow have always ended up there the last couple of years. But we went here and just so I haven't like all our friends were there. And they already had been partying. So I think there was like a noon party. This was the second party of the day. So they had all been like dancing and I walked in. All the girls have. no shirts on and pasties on and I have like a bra and a shirt on and I'm like completely sober and they're like take your shirt off and they're like no they started giving you shit because you're wearing a bra so Lacey had on like Daisy Duke jean shorts yeah she had on a pink t-shirt or something yeah blue and then she had on a bra and they are most of them are topless with their boobs out with pasties on yeah I think they're handing out pasties at the party and they're like Lacey why do you have a bra take your bra off the truth is that That shirt that I wore, and I picked it out for that reason. It's like paper thin. So if I had went like completely braless, you would have seen straight through it. So I just wore my bra because I didn't know. It's not in New Orleans. I understand that. I don't know. I don't know. So anyway, I was like, okay, so Dan took me to the bar and gave me like a shot and a half of Fireball. Very quickly, I joined in on the fun. So I took my bra off and I asked you, you had a fanny pack on, so I like clipped it to the fanny pack. No, no, you handed me the bra, and you're like, can you hold this? And I'm like, Lacey, I do not want to carry your bra around all day. I'm like, just throw it away. Like, how much does a bra cost? Like, you know, it looked older anyway. Like, let's just get rid of it. And you're like, I love this bra. Well, girls know if you have a good bra, you keep it. And I mean, it wasn't the most, it was like 50 bucks. But like, I didn't want to not have that bra. So I was like, no, just carry it. So I hooked it on his fanny pack, and he was fine. Like, it didn't bother him. But so I We very quickly kind of caught up to everybody. Because you were taking fireball shots, too. Yeah, we got trashed pretty quick. I will say the iOS connections, like Lacey said, they're another takeover group. They do secrets and they do parties all over the country, I think. That was definitely our vibe. Oh, for sure. He was DJing. It was like EDM type of music. Yeah. And they were so kind guys. I didn't realize that the husband of the owner, he was DJ. I didn't quite put two and two together just because there was so much going on. And I finally realized it. But they were very, very sweet and kind and welcoming us to their party. Which is, I like that because sometimes in this lifestyle business world, it can kind of be like cutthroat. Like we want to believe that everybody is like really nice and welcoming. But sometimes it's not as easy as you may think. And they were exceptionally nice and it was very much appreciated. Yeah, so shout out to iOS Connections. Go to attend some of their parties. Yes. I will say, this was probably, at least for our group, one of the most wildest, sexually active day parties we probably had for all of Naughty and Norm. Yeah. I mean, there were people like laying on the bar, going down on people. I mean, we did get in trouble at one point. I mean, it wasn't me. I was never, I never got my pussy licked or touched or anything. I kept my shorts on. You got it touched. But I never was like leaning up against the bar and stuff. But some people were, I mean, like, and I'm not judging. And I honestly, I probably would have if somebody had, Attempted to do that to me. But, I mean, they were. Oral sex on the bar. Oral sex on the dance floor. There's a lot of oral sex and, you know, fingering and stuff going on. It was pretty wild. Specifically within our friend group. Yeah, for sure. And at one point in time, while one of our friends was receiving oral sex on the bar, a security guard came up and said, hey, we love you guys, but you can't do that. You can't. We're going to get in trouble. So. And so we're like, okay. And then the waitress was beautiful. And all the men in our group. And encouraging it. She was encouraging all of the bad behavior, by the way. And all the guys were, like, hitting on her. And she wanted nothing to do with the guys. She was a smart girl. She was like, I'll go and have sex with your wives, but not y'all. And so the guys were all, like, hitting on her and stuff. It was, like, kind of funny. We were giving, the girls were giving the guys shit because they were messing with the girl. But she was gorgeous. I bet she made a ton of money. Oh, hopefully so. Hopefully so. We joked about this a little bit, I think, last week. You know, we posted some TikToks and stuff. And there was literally people that work on Bourbon Street saying, we love the swingers when they come. They are the best tippers all year. Yeah. We literally stayed at that party until, like, it was over. Like, the DJ came down off the stage. It was, like, it was empty in there. Yeah. And I had a fucking blast. Like, I dance. And I can remember somebody saying, oh, my God, you're having so much fun. And I'm like, because I am. Because I knew we had no responsibilities. I didn't have to, like, be somewhere by a certain time. So I could just, like, let loose, which doesn't happen super often. So I fucking had a blast. Yeah. That's three shots of fireball, Lacey. She's a good time. I actually took a couple other ones more than what you gave me. Cass was passing out fireball, too. Yeah, who knows? Yeah. So after that, we just went back to our because we were there until 6 o'clock. And you kind of get to the club about 9, 10, something in there. And so we slept. We had dinner. I don't remember what we had dinner for this night. I know we had a couple turkey sandwich dinners. Yeah, this might have been our turkey sandwich. So we brought some groceries from home in a cooler and put some snacky stuff in the refrigerator because we knew there would be times where it would be hard to eat. So I think maybe I tried to order DoorDash and we just couldn't make a decision and ended up just eating turkey. We brought this up for sandwiches. So we got up and we got ready for the kink fetish night is what they called it. So basically black leather whoops and chains. That's the thing. I got a brand new Honey Burdette outfit which I was really excited about because it was a spanking skirt. I got it off of their like summer sale and I somehow caught it where they had all the pieces. in my size and I had never wore a spanking skirt before. It was quite fun to wear that. Can you describe for our listeners what a spanking skirt is? Well, from the front, it just looks like a traditional skirt. I had a bra on, so it kind of looked like that. But from behind, the ass was cut out similar to how you would think of chaps. Very similar, but it was a skirt. And then I had a thong on. So even though I walk around in just a thong on, for some reason, the skirt felt like scandalous. Well, the way the skirt like tucked around your ass and underneath it, it was almost like an ass bra. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's what chaps kind of are, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was almost like an ass bra. So I felt like it kind of, I mean, your ass is already big enough as it is. But then when you put a bra on it and really like perk it up, it accentuates it. It was a fun outfit to wear. Even more. I genuinely enjoyed wearing this outfit. But you got a new outfit. So typically, I just buy you, like, Amazon shit for anything, you know? Right. And back towards, like, you know, I guess probably like a month before, you were like, I would like, since, like, every party we go to pretty much has some sort of BDSM night or theme, I'd like to invest and get a couple of good pieces and I can just interchange them. And then I'm not just wearing the crap from Amazon. So we, you got some leather shorts made. They're actually made to, like, fit you. your measurements and everything we went on etsy and then you got like a pretty cool harness that you can wear several different ways so you can change up your look which was a again real leather i think we spent like less than 200 bucks and you got that which are going to be staple pieces for a while so that was exciting yeah it's true um so if you think about it all the bliss cruises have a have a fetish night um hito usually does a fetish night and you know so it's this is a repetitive thing that we do a lot so yeah i thought instead of buying an outfit that's from Sheen or wherever and throwing it away every time. Maybe that was something worth investing in. So I think that'd be good. Yeah, I think so too. So we went to the ballroom. We danced. They had a non-lifestyle DJ. But he was an EDM DJ. His name was DJ Sunshine. And he was definitely hardcore EDM. He like stood on the table. He was not a big guy, little guy. And he had his shirt off. really good. At first, I was like, whoa, this might be too much EDM for me. But as it went, I really, I thought he was pretty cool. Yeah, he did a good job. He's probably one of the better. I don't mean better. There was a lot of good DJs there. But as far as like EDM, like festival style, like DJs, he was really good. And like you said, had the look, played the part, like was all in. Yeah. And I knew, you know, we have somewhat of a friendship with Bob, the owner. And he had told us that he was trying really hard to lean into more EDM because he feels like kind of like that's how a lot of his life is going that way. So he had kind of told us that. But I just I don't know. It was it was neat. It was different. It was really a lot of fun. You know how we said the night before we couldn't figure out where we wanted to be. I feel like by Thursday, you know, Thursday into Friday, we pretty much stayed in the EDM room for the bulk of the entire time. And he was really good. I had I had fun. Yeah, no, he was a great DJ. Yeah, so we danced. At some point, we decided we're going to go to the playroom. And I was turned up. I had been turned up from the day. You know, even I had sobered up and then came back out. I was ready for it. And so we went to the playroom. It was a big group of us. Yeah, I don't, unless you took notes, I don't know how many people were there. But I would guess there was six couples, something like that. Yeah, and then some other couples came in at the end. like Southern Bella. So they had kind of came in, which I feel like she does that. Right. Like waits till we're almost done then shows up. Yeah. But I had a great time. So there was, I had sex with two guys and then I had sex with a new guy, which was, we talked about it last week. He was the guy with the giant dick and his wife has the nice voluptuous booty. Yeah. His dick is like heavy. And you know what's crazy is he fucked me and he fucked me really good. The next day he said, well, I need to do it again because my wasn't all the way hard. And I was like, holy shit. I don't know if I could take it all the way hard. Can I get it medium, please? Yeah, I was like, well, whatever you did last night was good. I'll take medium hard. I don't want all the way hard. Medium hard worked for me. I mean, I don't know how he... It's like ordering a steak, you know? I mean, I'm sure he... How do you order your meat? I'm sure he wanted it to be all the way hard. They had never played in a playroom before. Yes, I could tell when they came in that they looked nervous. And I actually think, Like, somebody said, one of their friends said to us, like, hey, they're a little nervous. This is their first, like, big playroom. Well, I thought that they did great. And honestly, I would have never known his dick was medium way hard had he had not told me. Yeah. So. Yeah. And I got to experience his wife, who is beautiful. And I basically fucked just her most of the time. Yeah. Because I was having so much fun. Yeah. Well, then Buffy, Buffy and Dwayne, we talked about them on the podcast. Energizer Buffy. Energizer Buffy. She was having what we call lesbian sex. You'll have heard us talk about it. So I finish with, we should call her Judy because she has a big booty. Like big booty Judy? Yeah. Does that mean? No, I like it. I think it's nice. I like it. So I finish with Judy and I go and I do what I always do. I went to the bathroom. I cleaned up. So is her husband like big dick Rick? Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, Rick and Judy. Yeah, big dick Rick and big booty Judy. Those are great names. Those are really good names. Are you okay? That's just really funny. Okay, go ahead. Okay. We finish with Rick and Judy. I go to the bathroom and I clean up, rinse off my dick. This is what I always do because condoms and all that, you know. And so I'm like, come back. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna get back in here. Well, when I come back, it's like everybody had stopped. Yeah, I was standing. People are standing. People are sitting around chatting. I had fucked like three eyes at that point. The only people that are still having sex is Buffy. Yeah. And she's having sex with, um, one of the lesbian, the Texas lesbian. I don't know if we can say their names. I don't remember. So I know who it is. I think they said we could, but. We'd rather be. I'll hold off. One half. One half of the Texas lesbians. Yeah. Was getting fucked by Buffy with a strap on. Yes. And I'm just standing there talking and like, I'm watching this. It's hot. I'm like, this is so fucking hot. And I was like, it would be so hot if I could fuck Buffy. Yeah. While she was fucking. Like, that would be really hot. Can I just say this out loud? It pops in my head. As I'm watching this, I just say it. Because lesbians have nothing to do with dick at all. They don't want any part of it. They are good. They're just there for the wives. Which I'm really sad about. But it's okay. I respect their boundaries. So anyway, I'm just watching this and I was like, fuck, it would be hot if a guy got behind her and fucked her while she was fucking her. That would be a hot thing. And I don't think I've ever even seen that before, despite maybe in porn. And I say that and everybody looks at me and is like, do it! Okay, right? But the problem was I had just went and rinsed off my dick with cold water, came back, had a hard-on still. But then we were sitting around like chatting. So now my hard-on has gone away. And now I got the whole group chanting at me, do it. And I was like, fuck. But also, fuck. Like, I want to do this. This is like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I don't want to not do this. So I'm like, all right, put me in. Like, I'm like, well, my dick's not hard. And she's like, I got you. She's like, lay down. And then what happens is what always happens when you put a lot of pressure on somebody to get hard. And the whole group is watching you not hard because you want to get hard. Like, there's just a lot of pressure. And I can feel that pressure. And so I was struggling. I was struggling to get hard. And to the point where, like, Buffy and the Texas lesbian were like, are we, like, is this not happening? Like we're getting tired over here. You know what I mean? Like you either need to do this or not. Yeah. And so I was like, Lacey, get on this bed. I want to watch you play with yourself. Yeah. And that's what I usually use to come and get hard. Like if I can't like that. Okay. So let's flip to me because I am sitting there and I am playing with myself like butt ass naked, legs spread open, rubbing my clit, head back, moaning. You know, I'm putting on the performance of a lockdown here for you. Behind you is like two single men. And they're leaning against the wall. And they're jerking off to me. Masturbating. Masturbating to get you hard. And like in my mind I'm like this is fucking weird. But it's also kind of hot. Like it's hot that they're watching me. You know like I guess it's like normally I'm like engaged in sexual activity. So that like with someone else. I'm not really like watching. what's happening around the room but I was very much aware because I was like essentially putting on a show for you and it was odd let's just say that I don't I was like that's turned me on but I don't know how I feel about it you're like I'm creeped out and turned on at the same time yeah because like I saw these two single guys like the whole fucking week and every time I'd see them they were like you have a beautiful body they were like foreign not guys you're really interested in no no no no I mean like they seem kind but they They just, they were, I don't know, they just weren't. Gave off those single guy creeper vibes. Yeah, they just, like, stood in the corner and, like, looked out of the corner of your eye. And then, like, when you would walk away, they would, like, come up and be like. Yeah, yeah. They would comment on, like, my body and how beautiful I was in the playroom. And I'm just like, oh, my God, I freaked out. But anyway, I did it. So what happened with you? So you fingering yourself and coming and all that gets me hard. I put a condom on and then I fuck Buffy while she's fucking. The Texas Lesbian. So the joke is that Dan got to have lesbian sex. It felt good. It felt really good. But it also like messed with my mind a little bit. What do you mean? Well, because think about it. I'm fucking her and the dick is in the other vagina. So like it almost feels like my dick is going into her, you know, like like because we're thrusting together. I basically fucked the lesbian with Buffy. By proxy. Because like when I'm fucking her, it's like making her. So it's like my dick is forcing her, not forcing, but making her dick forcing, but not, you know, consensually forcing that dick into her. The motion is making her move. Yeah, it was really hot. So it kind of felt like I was fucking both of them. Yeah. So what's really fun is we have a Snapchat group with the Texas lesbians and they had messaged us because I guess somebody recognized them and so they got recognized from the podcast and they were like, oh, it's the first time. Anyway, so like I responded to them and then I I sat my phone in my lab. Well, somehow it called them and me and my mom were in the car together and it pops up on the CarPlay. Dan, the name of our group chat is Dan had lesbian sex. So my phone is ringing on the CarPlay and it says Dan has lesbian sex. And my mom's just sitting there. She looks at it, but she just goes about her day. I'm thinking, oh my God, what does she think of us? Well, the joke to that is once I, we finished and, She did say she squirted. The lesbian. Oh, she did. I missed that. She did. Just for the record. Once I hopped up, I was like, I had lesbian sex. I had. And then like everybody else started like chanting like Dan had lesbian sex. We had like a little like a little singalong. Yeah. To Dan chanting. Dan had lesbian sex. And now we have a group chat. This is Dan had lesbian sex. Ten out of ten. Highly recommend it. If you ever get a chance to fuck a girl that's fucking a lesbian. Don't don't miss the opportunity. I'm glad I was able, you know, that little Danny pulled through for me and was able to make that happen. Yeah. Yeah. That's not little though. I mean, for the record, it's not that little. It's just, it's not. Um, and then that was it. I mean, we went to bed, we fucked and then went to bed. Exactly. Yeah. That was it. All right. That brings us to Friday. Let's get through Friday day and then we'll take a break. Okay. We're doing good on time. Look at us. Okay. So Friday, um, this is when our work days really started. Friday and Saturday were going to be long, hard days. So we had to get up. So our pool party started at noon. So Dan's like, let's get there at like 11 or leave here at 11. So we do. But there's like, and it takes us like five minutes to set up for this pool party. So we're just sitting there. Well, I was thinking, okay, we got to walk over there. We got to set everything up. You know, we probably have to coordinate with the DJ. I just didn't want to be late to our own pool party. You know? No, everybody else was late to our pool party. Like even the DJ didn't get there until like, Right at noon or even a minute or two after. Yeah, it was probably like 12 or two. So we were still like just waking up. We hadn't had any breakfast. Probably had barely had any caffeine. And so we were kind of like in a day. So we just sat at a table and waited for, you know, for the time to start. And there were people there because like as I was setting up, I would, you know, I chatted with some people. But I was so afraid that people thought we were being like antisocial because it's like our party, even though it wasn't the party time, but we're like sitting at a table, like staring into space. But it was fine. So if you were there, we were not trying to be rude. We were probably hungover from the night before and mentally preparing ourselves for the day ahead, basically. Right. Okay. So about 12, the DJ got there. We actually were co-hosting this party with a company called Wifey. I don't know if you've heard of them. This is not a paid plug here. This is just us talking. They were a sponsor of Naughty. They were a sponsor of Naughty. Hey, they might be a sponsor of us one day. We don't know. If you hear us, if you hear this, Wifey, hit us up. But they were there. So I want to talk about the experience. So first of all, they were extremely sweet and kind. We got to meet several of their big stars. Serena. Just in case you don't know, Wifey is a porn site. And they're part of a bigger conglomerate that has different other brands that are porn brands. But this one is called Wifey. And it's specifically a porn site that's dedicated to hot wifing and hot wife experiences. And they kind of call it like luxury porn. Yeah. It's just very, very well produced. Yeah. I would say their episodes are they're an hour long and they're almost like a documentary. Yeah. So I've been watching them. We got a subscription. So I've been watching them each night because we are doing some little research for ourselves. And I've watched a couple now. I think I've watched three. And so basically the beginning of it, they sit down and they interview like a real lifestyle couple that obviously is okay with making this porn. So some of them are content creators. I don't think that they all are, but I think the bulk of them are, but they are real lifestyle people. And they talk about their experience and they talk about how they got in the lifestyle, what their rules and boundaries are, all that stuff, all that stuff. And then at some point it's time for the girl scene. And so then brings in this porn star guy. And her husband watches her have a hot wife experience. And the husband has a camera. He can walk up to the bed. He can touch her. He can kiss her. He can hold her hand. He can do pretty much whatever he wants. And it's an hour long and you go through this whole process. And then after they're done fucking, then they interview all three parties. Like, did you have fun? Did you like it? And then sometimes they'll even go back and then watch the husband and wife reconnect after the scene. So it is like, honestly, I told Dan, I was like, this is almost educational. Like if you are someone that is looking to be in the life, specifically hot wifing, this would be excellent way to kind of see what it's like, because it very much mirrors minus the porn stars, you know, if you take that out, it very much mirrors like real life hot wifing. Yeah, no, it's super, super hot. And they're super nice people. They came, they were so nice. We got to meet some of their big stars. I know Serenity Cox was one. And apparently a lot of people knew who she was. We weren't as well versed in our porn stars. Well, the problem is me and you don't watch. We're not like porn connoisseurs. If we do, we just turn something on and you know, like while we're fucking, but we're not, we don't really follow it. Like we don't really know who porn stars are. We don't really follow a lot of porn, but. But they were really nice. Everybody was very nice. The whole team was nice. They actually interviewed me and you for something. Somebody asked us, like your typical lifestyle question. So I don't know when or where that'll come out. I was literally melting in the sun. It was so hot. So I can't imagine that I look decent. No, I'm sure you look pretty. But yeah, so we did that. And then it was basically time for the party to start. The only issue was we could only stay for the first hour of this because there was a meeting that we had to go to. And even some of the wifey people were going to be there. So that's why we co-hosted this with them. So that way they can stay and continue the party while we left. So for that first hour, we, you did a game where the girl, you had like three girls volunteer and they ran around and got bikini tops and whoever got the most won a prize. A free sling it bikini. Yeah. Sling it bikinis. We gave away some of our flags and actually Southern Bella won, who is one of our influencer or host. She won, but it wasn't just her. There was a couple other girls. They all got the same prize. But I gave everybody sling-its. Because there's new sling-its. There are new sling-its out. If you haven't checked those out, please do so because they're so cute. We're going to Jamaica, Hedo, and I can't wait. I'm going to take all the pictures by the water. Yeah, so if you don't know what a sling-it bikini is, it's basically like a one-piece string bikini. And they literally have one bikini that it's just string. It is. There's no material. It's just string. Super hot, though. Yeah. So yeah, check that out. If you go to theswingnation.info, info. You can find a link to sling it and get some of their new stuff. I'm super excited to wear them this week coming up. Okay. So, and then about the time the game was done and everything, it was time for us to go to our next meeting. So, us and the wife, I think there was three people from Wifey went to the meeting. Right. Now, another point is as we were leaving the pool party, the clouds were rolling in. Oh, for sure. Yeah. So, as we were walking from, the Nopsy Hotel to the Astor, where we're supposed to meet up for this meeting, it starts the downpour. And it's not just like a little rain. Like, it is pouring rain. And I'm trying so hard to, like, one, not be a baby, and two, like, stay dry. And we're also in front of these wifey people, so I don't want to be like a brat, you know? Like, if it was just me and Dan, I would have been like, oh, my God, you gotta get me an umbrella. Call me an Uber. Yeah. But we made it there, and we get there, and there's, like, a big group of us, And we find out that the bus has already left. Because we were like two minutes late. Yeah, we were. Like two or three minutes late, yeah. But because of the rain. But there was probably 10 of us, if not more, waiting. Waiting. So we just Ubered. So the wifey, one of the wifey people got an Uber and we took the Uber to this. So I think, I'm not sure if it was a hotel, a restaurant, or an Airbnb. It almost seemed like bed and breakfast-y kind of feeling. Yeah, so this meeting was called the- I think they called it a boutique hotel. Oh. So this was the industry tour. We do this every year. So I'm sure we've talked about this in the past. But basically, Bob, the owner of Naughty New Orleans, does a tour where he takes people that are in the industry. So it's like the lifestyle, own a lifestyle business, are part of the lifestyle business. And he takes them on a tour around New Orleans. Now, it has rained in the past where we just stayed in one location. But it's also not rained. And we've actually toured and got to see really cool places. in New Orleans, of course, this year it rained. So we end up at this, I guess, boutique hotel. And it was really cool. It had a restaurant in it, which had wonderful food. And we were super grateful for it because we had not had any food that day. So luckily we got to eat. They also had a lazy river, which was kind of weird. It wasn't weird. It was just like nobody had their swimsuits on. Right. Yeah. So I think the message didn't get out that we were going to this. I didn't know there was a pool. I didn't either. It almost kind of was like a pool party industry meeting. Except for nobody brought their pool clothes. I don't think everybody realized that. Yeah. But I think there was an announcement sent out. But I think it was like that morning. And I think a lot of people were already gone. Yeah. Okay. So some people, like the two people that brought their swimsuit, got in the water. But everybody else was just mingling. And this is the reason behind this meeting is just they get to know other lifestyle businesses. Bob gives this super inspirational speech every year. That's pretty much the same, but it basically is like, don't fuck each other over. Like, get to know each other, work together instead of against each other, which we love that message. And for us, this has always been a really good experience because it does give us the opportunity to meet other lifestyle businesses. Yeah, I mean, it's how we've met some club owners that we end up doing takeovers at their clubs and stuff like that. You know, it's probably one of the first times we met John and Jackie and had a conversation was at this meeting. So, it's a really good meeting. If you own a club, a hotel takeover. If you're in the lifestyle business of any type and you come to Naughty in New Orleans, make sure you participate in that industry. It's really important. It's a lot of fun. We got to meet a lot of new faces this year. So I enjoyed it. So I guess close to the end, we were getting ready to leave, but he did an announcement. And so Cassidy, we all know, we love Cassidy. They're like the number one, like referral. Is that what you call it? Like affiliate. Other than Cassie, which is a huge website that covers the whole U.S., you know. So I was pretty proud of us. And then Bella and Jace, which are for our play or for play. Right. I always say that wrong. The number four O-U-R play. Which is another podcast, which we're also really good friends with. They're younger than us. Big on YouTube, too. Yeah, big on YouTube. So that's like shout out to them. I would, you know, always go support them as well. They got number two. So, well, three. Yeah. Three. or two, however you look at it. Which is the funny, not the funny thing. The thing about, we've gotten crap a lot about, oh, influencers, swing our influencers, it's not a real thing. But I think that shows that other than this big website, you know, us and Bella and Jay sold the most tickets to Naughty in New Orleans, which means newer probably lifestyle people found out about Naughty in New Orleans because they follow them on YouTube or they follow you on TikTok or they listen to one of our podcasts. It just shows you that, you know, even if you aren't a huge fan of lifestyle influencers or podcasters, it does have a pretty big effect on the community. For sure. And a lot of people are finding these parties, these events, finding out about the lifestyle and learning about it through these modes of communication. Oh, 100%. And it also, for me, we went to our, this was our fourth Naughty New Orleans. The first time we went, they didn't even know who we were. We had barely, you know, we had we had the podcast for almost a year I think um but we were just nobodies and and so for in that short I mean that's not a lot of time to do what we did and so for me I was very very proud of that you know like I just like for personal like personally I just felt like wow we did that you know so I don't toot our own horn super often but I feel like in this case I was proud so agreed so after that we uh took an Uber back to the Astor Crown, and we went with the Colette team, so John and Jackie and their staff. We all piled in an Uber and headed back. They had some buses coming. We knew we didn't have time because our good friends at Splash Hotel Takeovers, they host a party at a club called The Beach every naughty. It's on every Friday. It's on the Friday of every year, and it's at this same bar, and it's a phone party, and it is a fucking and blast every year. It's always packed out. And we're big supporters of Splash. They're big supporters of us. We've just really always worked well together. And so I think it's Cassidy too. I think it's Cassidy slash Splash. Oh, is it? Okay. They asked us to come. And so we promised that we would be there. And we were. The problem was everybody else was trashed and we were sober. Everybody else was having so much fun. And we were like, we had not had one sip of alcohol. And so we were just like, oh my God, what is that? happening. We stayed for probably 30 minutes or so. Yeah, about an hour maybe. Yeah. If you've ever been to this party, there is so many people you can barely move. It's quite insane. And so at some point I looked at you and was like, we got to go. I was like, I'm done. He was like, yeah, me too. Well, yeah, we had to go because immediately after that was the Sexual Freedom Parade. Yeah, so this party ended at 6 and then at 6 right out front of that bar was the and so we had always planned to leave a little bit early to go change and get ready so we just left by 30 minutes before what we had originally planned right but if you're going to attend a naughty new orleans the one party you do not want to miss on bourbon street is the the uh the beach party hosted by people cassie splash line up for that party it's insane and you don't have to get in the phone if you don't want to right yeah it's kind of optional there's always naked girls on the Ronnie's playing games and getting them to do all kinds of crazy stuff so highly recommend that party if you attend Naughty yeah yeah so uh after that we left we went back to our room and we relaxed for like an hour before we had to be at the parade you want to do the parade on the back side of the break uh yeah okay we'll do the back side okay all right now it's the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the swing nation podcast and then when we get back we'll Tell you the rest of the story. Yep. All right. We'll be right back, guys. My favorite type of swinger is a safe swinger. One that has done all the work before they even get to the club, before they get to the party, and they know that they are STI negative. They've got it all figured out before they walk in. So that way, when it's time to play, They don't even have to like skip a beat. They're just like, here are our results. You can look at them on my phone or you can look them up for yourself. We were tested. Everything came back negative. We're good to go. That's my favorite type of swinger. What about you, Dan? I'm kind of one of those guys. If you want to fuck like a porn star, you probably should get tested like a porn star. If we've learned anything over the last four years of doing this podcast, it's not all tests are the same. 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We love our sponsors. We do. A lot of them were there at Naughty New Orleans. They were. We saw Shameless Care there. They had a nice setup. Cassidy was there. All kinds of people. Yeah. All of our sponsors, it seems like, were there. It's kind of crazy. All right. So when we left you, we just left the beach party, went back to our room, got a little reset, and then it was time for the Sexual Freedom Parade. Yeah. So this year, they actually started it on Bourbon Street, which is the first time. Typically, it goes down. Well, since we've been doing it. I think it's the first time ever. I don't think so. Oh, really? I don't know, but I don't think so. But maybe. I could be wrong there. Typically, it goes down to Canal Street and then kind of cuts up. But so it started on Bourbon Street. Every year, they have a theme for the parade. And it's, you know, it's been white. Last year was pineapple. This year was pineapple. So it ordered us some pineapple jerseys that said East Wing Nation. And our number was 69. And had our names on the back. But so we put that on and then we headed to the parade. Somehow our first year that we did this, you came up with the idea to pass out little... Pride flags. Like pride flags. Well, yeah. I'm like, if this is a sexual freedom parade and it's kind of like a pride parade for swingers, we should make flags and pass them out. So we did that. We made flags that have the pink and white and then the pineapple in the middle, which if you've been around along, you remember us. We call it the Swinger Pride flag. I don't, you know, call it what you want, but that's what we think of it. Yeah. And then we did put our, like, the Swing Nation podcast on there because, you know, like, we're not dummies. If we're going to be passing out, like, I think we get. We're going to spend hundreds or, I don't know how much those cost, but. Yeah, a couple hundred dollars because we pass out, like, hundreds of them. So, the first, like, year or so, we had to, like, basically beg people to take these flags. We're like, here's a flag. And I can't remember. They're like, what is this for? I remember. I saw John or Jackie hold our flag the first year, and I was like, oh my God, we've made it. John and Jackie held our flag. Or there was a flag in Colette. We went there later. Somebody had put one in Colette. Yeah, and I thought that was one of those aha moments. Did we make it? Maybe. But this year, people were coming to us to get the flags. It was crazy. Normally, we have trouble, but it was awesome. So we were running around like crazy people out there. They're giving out flags, meeting people. It's also a good opportunity for us to meet people that, you know, wanted to come up and say hey to us. When we walk up and give them a flag, it's a good opportunity to take the flag. And I got to take lots of pictures with a lot of people, so that was really fun. And then, you know, this is Bourbon Street, so you've got all these vanilla people walking around, and they're like, what the heck is this? A lot of them get into it. They love it. Now, you do have, you know, the occasional family that's walking through there, and they're like, what did I just walk into. I mean, everybody's clothed. Everybody's being respectful. But still, if you've got like a kid in a, you know, a stroller and you're walking through a sexual freedom break, you might be like, what the hell is this? And then some people just downright just don't want any part of it. They're just like. Just walk faster and ignore you. Yeah, I'm like, you want a friend? They're like, no. I'm like, okay, no problem. So we passed out everything and then it was. I was giving them to the cops. I was giving them to everybody. Yeah, I gave them to it. And like, there were several groups of girls. I guess like, there's lots about, sorry, part But a lot of these girls were just thinking it was like the funniest thing. This one girl was like, how do I find a man? I'm like, you just come on, babe. We'll find you one. You just tell me what you like. And then later on, I saw her just chatting with some guy. And I was like, didn't you tell me you love mustaches? And he had like a handlebar mustache. And they thought it was like the funniest thing. It was fun for me. But it was time for the parade. And so we marched with it. It was hot as hell. It was so hot. But it was pretty awesome. They had a drone flying over us. And Boot Scoot Rodeo is where we host our Bourbon Street party every year. And they have a balcony. And as the parade came underneath it, they shot, like, cannon of confetti. They did it several times. So it made for, like, really cool pictures and stuff. Yeah, I think doing it down Bourbon Street, you know, the Sexual Freedom Parade at Naughty New Orleans is one of my favorite. It really does give you that, like, pride and community, you know, togetherness type, like, you know, we're one community kind of, you know, marching together and, you know, being proud of who we are. It really hits you in your heart a little bit, you know, the first time you experienced it. And really, every time that I've experienced it. But yeah, the cannon shooting off over us was almost like icing on the cake for that. So I appreciate them doing that. Yeah, me too. And then we talked about last week, our friends, Britt and Cass, they, she won Miss No Swimsuit in Hedo. So she got, they got to ride on the float. And we had a lot of friends in a parade this time that walked in a lot of times some people don't do it because i don't know i just feel like it's become more i think they're afraid a picture will end up of them on the internet you know and then what the repercussions of that yeah because we're in public we're going down bourbon street everybody on the side of bourbon street has their cameras out and so yeah you are putting yourself out there yeah you are but there was also like non-swingers that joined in so like you don't have to be a swingers you could probably like tell some kind of but if you will have like a big pineapple in your shirt maybe not yeah um but they were in it so it's just it was a lot of fun i genuinely enjoyed it um but when we got done though i was like exhausted and like completely soaking wet like it was awful i went through a shower we both did like i didn't even shower like when i got ready to go like i kind of felt gross from the day but i was like there's really no point like i just put some makeup on and like kind of try to do something with my hair but i knew like being outside for that amount of It was pointless. So I took a shower. Yeah, as soon as we got back, I took a shower and kind of refreshed because we had like a whole big night. So we ordered Chick-fil-A and we got ready. Well, wait, we actually laid down. I think we had like an hour or so. And I actually fell asleep. And I can remember like waking up and I'm thinking, if I just lay here and close my eyes, maybe Dan will sleep and then we'll just sleep in tonight. Because I was fucking exhausted. It's a long day. Well, I mean, we've been going since Tuesday. And this is Thursday at like 9 o'clock at night. And I was just like, I could just sleep all night. And then I would be really refreshed for tomorrow. But no, you were like, get up. So I did. I got up. And we went to the club. And this night was Running with the Bulls theme. Which is a cool theme. It was a cool theme. I was a little unsure about it. But apparently, every year, here this week in New Orleans, they do this thing where the roller derby girls like... Chase people with bats. Chase people with like blow up bats. Plastic bats or something like that. And they hit the people. It's like a tradition. And it just so happens... So the people are wearing white and they have a red scarf. And these people dress up. It's supposed to be like, I guess, in Spain when they actually release wheel bowls into the street. But instead of that, they're releasing roller derby girls with baseball bats. So the roller derby girls dress up as bulls. As bulls. Like they have horns on and stuff. Yeah. I had one that was actually a part of the lifestyle that came and showed what it looked like. It was really cool. But like now that I know all of that, it kind of makes sense. But like leading up to it, I was like, what the fuck? And I didn't even know. It's like basically like we're red and white. And so like when we were getting ready, I was like, Dan was like, are you sure not everybody's going to wait? Like what if we get down there and everybody has white on and we have red and white? But then like people started posting pictures and stuff while we're getting ready and they all had red and white on. So I was like, okay, we're okay. But everybody's outfits were really cool. And it was really fun. Some people had outfits where they had made a bull coming through their shirt. It looks like they were bleeding and stuff. It was pretty cool. We just went traditional. Well, not even. We were like raving, running with the bulls. Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were. The traditional were the people that were wearing white and had the scarves on and stuff. Yeah, no, we didn't do any of that. I wore white fishnets and a red bodysuit. And you wore red shorts and a white tank dog. Yeah. but it was fun and we went and we danced um i think the ios connection guy dj this night i don't have it written down but i think he did he because the next night was secrets on saturday but yeah we hung out in the edm room um i think around like midnight ish um we ended up going to the speakeasy which was a new thing this year right uh you want to kind of explain it yeah so um one of our pre-meetings with Bob, you know, who runs Naughty in New Orleans, he told us that he was going to try doing a speakeasy this time for the first time. And basically, it's an after party. So it's a small like a suite that they had in the Astor and that they basically converted it into like a little lounge. And they put a DJ in there. They put, you know, speakers in there. There was a bunch of lasers. They were doing some like holographic mapping. Yeah, I was about to say, they like took white. I'm trying to remember the name. name of that the person that did that. It's like AEFX or something. Yeah. They took white like paper, I guess. I don't know. Like the photos and stuff. Yeah. And then they turn them into like, think of like a projector screen on the wall. Sort of like that. And so whatever, like I noticed like a lot of times, whatever the music was playing, they map like the walls, like there would be like a word from the song or like a lyric or it kind of matched each song. It was very, very cool. The atmosphere was super cool in that room. So we went there. So he had asked us to host on Saturday night. So Friday night, we're like, hey, let's go up to the speakeasy, see what the vibe is up there so we can kind of mentally prepare ourselves for Saturday night. Yeah, because the problem with the speakeasy was it's literally right at the time you fuck. So the night before that, we didn't go because we went and fucked. And the night before that, we didn't go because we were just exhausted from just getting there and being the first day and stuff. So we were like, we have to go. We got up there. All of our friends were there because that DJ Sunshine that I talked about, he was DJing in there. And I didn't know. I mean, I didn't know that. And the host was that Wonderland, I think, who was hosting that night. And they were super cool. So nice. And they're a website, right? Yeah, I think, or maybe a group. I don't 100% understand, but I do know they're based out of Canada, I think. Yes. There's two fresh works with them. She does. And they brought a good size group and they were all very kind and very nice and hosted an amazing party. So we had fun out there. I was pretty drunk. I don't know how that happened. I don't know. But I was maybe because we had just been so busy and I just had not had a lot of food. I don't know. But I was tipsy. And for some reason, I was like going to explore. I was like, let me go check out the Well, look, this group that was throwing the party had a bunch of, like, giveaways and stuff. But for some reason, I felt like you couldn't take them, even though they were free for you to take. And so I was, like, taking stuff. But they were free. But in my mind, I felt like I needed to be sneaky about it. Does that make sense at all? Oh, you 100% were like, Dad, I stole some stuff. And you're a little tipsy at this point. I'm like, what the fuck did you steal? Like, what is there to steal in here? And then you're like, you're showing me. you got these beads and buttons. And I'm like, Lacey, I think those were on the table as giveaways. They were. And you're like, shh, don't tell nobody. But in my mind, I was like klepto. I was taking stuff. I got you two cum rags. And then they had almost like these buttons, like rave buttons or something. They had different sayings. And we were finding those. And then the first 100 people that made it to the speakeasy, they had bought buttons that said, I found the speakeasy at Naughty in New Orleans. Well, I guess nobody took them. or some people took them. So I was going around. Lacey's got 50 of them. I have 10. I took 10. What's that TikTok? Like slightly overcommitted. I took 10 and I gave them to all my friends. So that way, even though they weren't the first 100, I just felt like they needed, you know, the pen. To be the first 100? Yeah. And then as I'm walking around, I find these signed photos. They weren't signed. No, they were. I thought you had him sign it. No, they were signed. Oh, they were signed. Okay. And they were like, And they were from that DJ Sunshine, who was a real EDM. So I was like, oh, shit, I found something good. So in my mind, I have hit the jackpot in this room. And so I'm like running over to like my two friends. And I was like, look what I found. They're like, I want one. I want. So we're like, you know, we're so excited. And we're like dancing. And mine's in this like protective sleeve. So it's like dance. So I'm like dancing, like with my poster, you know, drunk, acting like an idiot. And the DJ comes walking up to me. He goes, oh, you found them. And I was like, huh? I was like, oh, I took this. Is this okay? He's like, oh, yeah, that's what they're there for. And so he, like, made a video of me dancing with his poster. For the record, I brought the poster home, and it's in my closet. Yeah, you were wilding out. Dan was like, what the fuck are you going to do with a poster? I was like, I don't know, but I'm going to keep it. And maybe one day he's going to be a big DJ, and I'm going to be like, I have his signed poster. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. So anyway, we stay in the speakeasy till, I don't, three o'clock in the morning or something. Yeah. And then Lacey at one point is just like, Dan, you need to take me to bed. Yeah. So we did. So we got back to the room and somehow we got into a huge ass fight. No, that was the night before. Oh, was it? And I skipped it and you didn't even tell me? Yeah. You were just going to ignore it? No. Was it the night before? I thought it was this night. I don't know. Either way, one of the nights. We got in a fight because I decided I was no longer a swinger. Because you were drunk. I was drunk. I'm no longer a swinger. Maybe it was this night. Yeah. I didn't want to be in the lifestyle anymore. So I think there was a group that was trying to go fuck and I was like, come on, let's, and you're like, no, I'm done. But it was three o'clock in the morning and I was trashed, Dan. Okay, so that was a good decision. And anyway, so it was just like a, I don't want to be in the lifestyle anymore. I'm not a swinger. I don't know what all I'm saying. We have like a recording of us. making notes and I am just it's awful it's awful it's like I'm just like like an idiot yeah just but it happens yeah but the next day I wanted to be a swinger again don't worry oh yeah you're trying to have an orgy in the speakeasy I was yeah all right and that's how we ended the night yeah so so if you get in a fight not uh at two o'clock in the morning because you're drunk and have drinking too much and you decide to quit the lifestyle you're not alone even Dan and Lacey do that 10 years into this. Yeah. I was just like, I can't do it. So anyway, so we just have Saturday left. Do you think we attempt it? Do you think we didn't? We're looking at the time, y'all. I think we have to do it next week. Okay. Well, and it'll work because what we can do is we recently went back to the kinky cabin. And so we can kind of finish naughty and then do the kinky cabin. Yeah. Because the kinky cabin is kind of short. Yeah. Okay. All right. So you're going to have to wait till next week. to hear about what happens Saturday night at Naughty in New Orleans. Yeah. All right. Well, I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more. in the show notes. Come join the conversation with us and other Swinger content creators on our Swinger Society Discord server. If you have questions or feedback, email them to us at theswingnation at gmail.com. Make sure you head on over to theswingnation.net and keep up to date on all things Swing Nation. We thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next time. Goodbye.

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