Hedonism II Part 3: The Grand Finale of Orgies, MILFs & Mayhem

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If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy and Southern Girl, and we are back in Jamaica on a tropical island full of naked, adventurous couples. It's our final part of Hedo. Hedonism. Yeah. Part three. Final edition. Part trace. Yes. All right. When we left you, We had just left the playroom. Annika did DVP. Annika took those dicks. Yeah. Like a dirty little slut she is. She is that. Uh-huh. So it's Thursday. We slept in. No. Are you shocked? Let me guess. Room service brought us breakfast. Yeah. That was like our, it was, we were pretty consistent. Uh-huh. To say the least. Annika and AJ actually, came to our room was like... Get up, motherfuckers. Yeah. We had planned to take pictures in the ocean this day. I did not want to wait and do it on the last day just in case, but definitely needed to get some beach pictures. Obviously, we have a brand deal with Sling It, which we love Sling It. And I had not had an opportunity to take a lot of Sling It pictures and stuff. Slacker. Well, no, it's not that. It's that some girls, can show everything in a slinget bikini and be fine on social media. Me, not so much. I think it's because I have curves. I don't know, but it doesn't like me. We tend to get away with more if there is a body of water near. I think the algorithm feels like if we're out in public, maybe it's a little bit more acceptable. I don't get it because some girls are literally like spread eagle in these bathing suits and are fine. Me, not so much. So we have to, Yeah, I think it all depends on your follower count and how many people report you. I think there's a lot that goes into that. Yeah, there is. I knew that I had to get as many pictures in Slingets as possible. Throughout the week, I had been putting them on and taking pictures on the balcony and stuff, but we wanted an actual beach day. Yeah. That I could get my hair wet, roll around in the sand. Yes. That's what today was. We were out there for what seemed like hours. I was like hangry. I can remember at one point, you know, you were changing outfits and taking pictures and all that. You were just like, okay, I'm done. Yeah. I was like, oh, I thought. No, I could have. Ideally, I would have probably stayed out there. I needed like a lunch break or something. Probably we should have. I mean, we were out there for a while, but I probably should have had lunch and then went back out there. But I changed clothes probably 10 plus times at least. Yeah. The only thing we didn't do during this time was take pictures by the heat. But people ask, how do you take pictures at Hedo? They have a very strict, no cameras, no phone type situation. My advice would be go to the prude side. During the day. During the day, as close as you can, get to Sandals. And as long as you are being respectful of the people around you, you usually, like no one even said anything. Yeah. We were extremely respectful of people around us. Yeah, and this is during a sold-out weekend or week there. So we were able to take tons of pictures. Nobody's in the background. It's mostly water and trees and stuff in the background. So yeah, it definitely can be done. The security guard was standing there watching us. He never even said anything to us, but I think it was pretty apparent that we were being conscious of backgrounds and stuff like that. So it was a non-issue. Yeah, there was one lady on a float. There was a couple of times, depending on where she was flirting, that we kind of had to, you know, shoot around her. Shoot the right angle so we wouldn't get her in the background. Obviously, we don't want to out anybody. That is not our goal. Well, honestly, if we get a naked person in the background, we can't use that picture then at that point on any social media. So that would be kind of pointless. Correct. And even when I was taking pictures on the balcony, I had to be careful to make sure that there wasn't anybody because there were some lounge chairs below. I think, you know, you almost could like a head of somebody at one, but you couldn't see anything. Like you couldn't make out if that was even. You see brown hair maybe. You couldn't even make out if it was a girl or a guy. So, but yeah, it was, it was a very, I remember it being very hot, even though I was in the water, just like changing. There was a lot of sand. It was just, I don't know. But me and Annika took some pictures together. Just some cute things. I was going to edit. So there's a picture of you and her. There's, there's actually a black heat. sign on that little concrete wall. There's a hidden Hedo sign. There's the one you always see in pictures. But then there is another painted sign down by the beach on this little. It looks like a retaining wall that maybe has been washed away throughout the years. Anyway, there's a picture of you and her and each of you had your foot up on the sign. Her pussy is completely out. I was editing it the other night. I'm like, oh, this is a hot picture. And I started editing it. I'm like, that's her pussy lips. I can't. It's kind of hard. Especially those slingings. to put them where you want them and then do not move. I might be able to maybe Photoshop fix it somehow. Well, that stinks, but yeah. It's a hot picture other than that. I'm sure it is. I mean, it's hot with that, but obviously you can't use. You can't put a pussy on Instagram? No. Yeah, they frown upon that. They do, yeah. So after that, we went and had lunch because I was very hangry. And then we went to the phone party. I think it starts at like 2 or it's not super early and I think that's why we chose this day to take our pictures and stuff. The phone party last year was pretty epic. So it was very curious how this year would be because it was very hard to tap last year. It was insane. How do you feel like it did? It wasn't quite as. It wasn't quite as epic. I don't know if that was the phone party or if it was us. I think because we did go to pictures and then went and ate, we basically walked in like, I think we were a little, late to the phone party and we were completely sober. Like 20 minutes late. Not late. I feel like last time we came in and started drinking early. Yeah. So we definitely had to catch up. Definitely fireball shots and stuff. All the things. But it was still it was a great time. Yeah. I don't think the energy was quite as high as the year before, but still an epic time. I highly recommend the phone party at. Yeah. It's one of the best day parties. It's all about the location of where you are though. Like it's really fun to be in the phone, but it's also kind of dangerous. Like you're like fighting for your life, but that's also kind of fun. I can remember at one point during the phone party, you know, so we were standing. So this is the phone party takes place on the prude pool. Yeah, that's down on the beach. So if you've been to Hedo, you know, there's two prude pools. One is up by the buffet and one is down by the beach kind of near the flame. Yeah. So this phone party takes place down on the beach by the flame in that prude pool. And so we were on kind of like, What would be the shallow end of the pool, I guess? Yeah. And the foam is on the deep end by where the pool table is. Yeah. And at one point in time, you were like, we're going to go through the foam and go up and dance by the pool table. And I was like, okay. And you guys just, like, disappeared. It's actually pretty scary because, like, you go to where you can't reach, but then when you come out of the water, you can't see. And you can't really breathe because if you breathe, you're going to breathe in the bubbles. So I'm like, trying to not die, basically, and get through the foam. But it is a lot of fun to be in the foam and, like, hanging out. But it, I don't know. It was, it's a lot. So, yeah, I mean, the foam party is just a lot of fucking fun. Like, no matter how you look at it. Well, yeah, I can remember. So, you went into the foam with Beauty and, I think, a couple of the other girls. Yeah, biologists, yeah. And you went into the foam and it was, like, ten minutes of you in the foam before you popped up on the other side on the pool table. It's a little scary, though. Yeah. But it was a lot of fun. We stayed down there until pretty much it was over. It was nice, though, because when we weren't in the foam, we were kind of in a spot where the foam kind of came that way. And somehow there was a giant ball. Yeah, beach ball. And it was quite the fun people watching to watch that ball hit people in the head. I remember when you do those beach ball things and you start hitting them around, it's fun for the first 10 minutes. You know, like, get the fuck away. Get this fucking thing. Yeah, because you're, like, trying to talk to somebody, and then whack, you get hit in the head with it, yeah. Yeah. And then I remember at one point, somebody, like, was walking into the foam, and then they, like, come, and, like, their drink is completely empty. It's, like, I don't know. It's, like, organized, not organized chaos, if that makes sense. Yeah. It's fun, though. I highly recommend it. But we moved from the foam party up to the nude pool, because Hopeless, well, my frisky business was So the phone party is hosted by Hedo, which I think if it was hosted by Party Mark and stuff, it would, oh my God, it would probably be like insane. But we moved up to the nude pool and did the pool. And it was, because now at this point, we've all been drinking for a couple hours. So it was pretty wild. This is the day that we gave away. So we had brought a bunch of swag and stuff that our goal was to kind of like Give it away. Each day. Each day. We failed. This is now Thursday. Yeah. And really Friday is our last full day. So we were like, we're going to give this shit away. Yeah. So we brought it up to the pool and gave it away on this day. And we were just kind of like passing it out. And people will go crazy for a damn t-shirt. Yeah. People will. Yeah. They didn't even care what size it was. No. What it looked like. Yeah. The hats. People really like the hats. Yeah. This is the day they did the ping pong. ball game. So basically, they had all these ping pong balls, and they wrote all of these different things to do, like kiss, lick, grind. Grab. Yeah. Twerk. They put a couple of names of, like, I guess that people that were, like, whoever did it was friends with. Like, what was, like, I think Kiss Alyssa or something. It was, like, everybody was, like, who's Alyssa? So basically, they throw the balls in the water, and then, you know, the balls are being thrown, you catch a ball, and you're supposed to do whatever it was. Motorboat was very popular. I felt like everybody kept coming up to me and being like, motorboat, and I'm like, okay, fine. I had a lot of kisses. A lot of people were finding them. There was a tickle. There was some nipple stuff, and Beauty and the Beast, she doesn't like her nipples to be touched, so it was funny because every time somebody found a nipple one, we were like, showing it to her. But I thought they were... We actually liked it so much we are copying it and doing it at Secrets. So if you hear this, it might actually be after Secrets. Or it might come out... This is going to come out the Thursday before Secrets. Yeah, so you might be on your way to Secrets when you're listening to this. So get ready for this. And so I've done it. I've included some people that I know are going to be there. They're in there. Some all-stars, let's just say that. They're in there. It's going to be fun. So when you see the ball, it's kind of like an icebreaker. Like if you get the kiss one and you see a hot guy that you've been wanting to kiss ladies, obviously we're asking consent. We're asking, you know, like the kiss one when people like if somebody that I wasn't maybe like super attracted to, I let them kiss me on the cheek or do a peck or something. But now obviously if I'm like, if I want to fuck you, let's make out. Yeah. And I think this is the day that you were making out with everybody. Maybe. I feel like there's a few of those days. Yeah. Oh, I had on Friday, Dan, You were like the makeout bandit this week. The funny thing about this is, you know, since we've kind of started hosting events, I've always kind of turned into the emcee. Yeah. Right. So if you think about like secrets, there's very rarely out of secrets, I'm in the pool for more than like five, 10 minutes. Yeah. We are just like having our best, like living our best life in the pool, chatting, drinking, like getting to know people. We don't get to do that very often. Even at like Splash and stuff now, I usually host the pool party. So it's very rare that I'm not working. during a pool party. So, I mean, I was drinking. I was making out with people. I don't even tell you who they were. Not just kissing. Full on make out sessions. There was one time. I don't even know who it was, but there was a girl that probably sat in my lap made out with me for like 20 minutes. And some of the girls were like worried about me. They're like, is your wife okay? I'm like, I'm great. Just keep him occupied. I'm good. You got it. But you were like, I'm surprised we didn't come home with COVID. Like we did not. No. Or strep throat or anything. No. I felt like I was getting sick. I did not get post-hedo Yeah, I felt like I was getting sick at Hedo, but I don't know. Maybe my immune system kicked whatever it was ass, but I pulled through and was fine. But you were definitely, like everybody was picking on you because you were making out with so many people. And he was like backed up against the like waterfall thing. And so every time I look over, you were just like back, another girl in your lap, another hot, hot milf in your lap. Yeah, I had a good time. So this night, it was like getting towards time to wrap up. And we were trying to figure out what we were going to do for dinner. And the week's almost over at this point. So we've kind of got the routine down. And we figured out to eat hibachi, you either go first thing when they open, or it takes you like three hours later. Oh, yeah. I was definitely making out with people because I remember you being like, damn, we need to go. Yeah. And so this night... We're just going to throw our clothes on and just go. And so that's what we did. We went back to the room. We kind of like, I think I threw my hair in a ponytail or something. Threw on some dry clothes and we went. Which is funny because Annika and AJ, AJ told her that I was getting completely ready for the night. So she's like rushing. And she's like, there is no way Let's see us getting ready. And I'm like, no, there is absolutely no way that I would be able. We had like 30 minutes to get ready. And I'm just too bougie for all that. But I did throw my hair in a ponytail and throw like a sundress on. And we went. So we had. We were like first in line for hibachi. Literally. And it was perfect. It was perfect timing. We went back. So we ate our hibachi. And then we went back and got ready. So this night, they had decided that they were going to take a bus to the jungle, which is a night club in Georgia. Like an off-resort nightclub. And we have heard about this happening, but we've never experienced this. So when they asked if this was something people wanted to do, we were like, absolutely. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how many times you get to go to a nightclub. Like a legit nightclub. In a different country, yeah. So we were like, hell yeah, let's go. Which some people were kind of weird about it. Some people absolutely 100% did not want to go, which I was kind of surprised by that. But now, getting ready to go. to go, I started to get nervous. So I was like, okay, I'm going to leave all my door here. So I took off literally everything that I owned, left it there. And I was kind of glad I did because before we... Got off the bus. Yeah, but like we loaded up on the bus and stuff. And they gave us like a whole like rundown. Like, don't go to the bathroom by yourself. We're in real Jamaica. You have to be careful. What all were like... No, that's it, basically. Find a partner or, you know, just like... Like, don't go wandering off. We're only going to be here for... Yeah, I've mixed... You know, so as a former military guy that's been in a lot of third world countries and, you know, some super not safe and then some that are relatively safe, I don't really... Jamaica's one that's hard for me to judge. So if you go and you look online and look at, like, the crime statistics, it is a dangerous... You know, there's lots of dangerous areas in Jamaica. However, in a lot of the touristy areas, you're pretty safe. Yeah. And I feel like in a lot of the touristy areas, they want tourists to come back. So, like, they kind of take care of them. Like, you know. But I think it's one of those, I think, as long as you stay on the beaten path and stay in the normal touristy type areas. But this was not a normal touristy type area. Yeah, it was. It wasn't. Those were all local people. They were the only, like. Yeah, but it's right there by all the resorts. I mean, it wasn't like you were way off the beaten path. I mean. We were off a little. Anyway. I was nervous. Dan doesn't get nervous for anything. I was not nervous at all in this setting. Now, I was nervous until We got there. And then what, like, getting off the bus, like, they had the bus pull me into this, like, gated area. They shut the gates behind us. We all go in together. Now, that, I was like, oh, shit, this is a little scary. But then, once we got in there, I really wasn't scared because, like, all of us kind of stayed together. Everybody was in a group. We were at the front of the club, all dancing, all together. So, it wasn't like we were all spread out. So, that made it feel safe. It almost like, and the kind of like, naturally, nobody really planned it, but it felt like the women were kind of in the middle, and the guys were kind of like, the security around us. I don't think anybody planned it like that. I think that just naturally, like, happened. Yeah. But it was definitely a neat experience. One, I've never seen weed so openly available. Right. Like, they had, like, the plants. Yeah, yeah. They had like a little booth set up with full plants. Yeah. I mean, it was quite, I don't know, it was exactly what you would imagine Jamaica to be. They had like this like old, like all white hair with like dreadlocks, old man, you know. Who was just jamming. Jamming, smoking. And they like smoke weed there like it's a cigarette. Like it's, it doesn't even, it doesn't even seem out of the ordinary. I mean, in America, weed is much more socially accessible now than it was, but you wouldn't. It was even 10 times more than I've ever seen in the U.S. It was pretty neat. Everybody drank this drink. I was trying to look for the name of it. Magnum. Magnum, yeah. So we all took a sip of that. It's supposed to make you have sex all night long. Yeah, I don't know. The DJ kept talking about it. He's like, you got to get this Magnum drink. It makes you make love all night long, man. And I took it. It tastes like cough syrup. Somebody had bought like three or four of them and everybody was kind of like trying it. It tastes like Robitussin. It was funny. One girl loved it. She like drank like a glass of it. And the next day we were like, did you fuck on that long? She's like, I don't think so. It tastes like cough syrup to me. Yeah. And like, you know, gross cough syrup. Yeah. But the drinks, in my opinion, were like very good. Better than the resort because, probably because they, the resort drinks are very heavy poured. Yeah. Strong, yeah. which people that have been to like desire and temptations commented on the drinks at the resort being so strong i guess in mexico they're not i don't know why they're watered down yeah i mean it's allegedly name brand alcohol so i don't know if they're just doing heavy pours or if it's cheap alcohol i don't know but you know they definitely do not shy away from the alcohol when they make your drinks on the resort but i enjoyed the drinks at the club because um but i I will say it was the hottest place in history that I've ever been. Yeah. It was so hot. It's like we walked off the resort in this like perfectly 80 degree weather and stepped into like 100 degree hill. It was so hot. I was pouring. And I had like a portable fan and everything. I was pouring sweat. We all were. It was awful. You know, most of the bar. So it was an outdoor bar. Yeah. And it was a rooftop bar. And most of the bar was covered in a roof. But the dance floor was open. Roof is saying it. I mean. It was covered. I think it was a thatched roof. It was like some sticks. I don't know if it was like a. That's the style of roof they use. But anyway. So it seemed like that roof kind of trapped the heat. You know what I mean? So it was hot. It was miserable. But it was fun. We stayed. We only stayed about an hour. I'm going to be honest. After 30 minutes I had gotten the experience. And you were ready to go. And was kind of ready to go. So, yeah. I guess my question to you is if we went again and they offered it again, would you go back? I think it would depend on who was there and who wanted to go. Yeah. So I think I would go with the group. If most of our friends in the friend group wanted to go, I would probably go. Yeah. If most people had already been and weren't interested, I wouldn't feel like we missed out if we didn't go. No. But if enough people wanted to go, I would go just to do it. I'm glad that we did it and got the experience for sure. Honestly, it was like 45 minutes. five minutes on the bus to be there for an hour yeah i mean so it took a large portion of our night yeah to do it and it was i mean i had fun but it wasn't like oh my gosh that was you know like a once in a lifetime opportunity you know like it was i would describe it like what you would think of a jamaican club you know the funny thing is listening to the dj a lot of their remixes you know like a lot of our remixes are like hip-hop songs with like edm yeah music behind it a lot of their songs were like hip-hop songs with like Yeah, it was similar, like the music that we listened to, but just with reggae over it instead of, yeah. It was pretty cool. So instead of like having that, you know, electronic beat behind it, they had like reggae music mixed in with it. It was pretty cool. So we took the buses back, and if you watch our TikTok, there's a TikTok of me where there's like a car with flashing lights. It appears to be a cop behind us. So you must have been more tipsy, because you were pretty silly in that video. Yeah. So we're driving back in this, like, these lights, And initially, we think it's like a cop. Because there was some blue lights. Yeah. It ended up being a wrecker. We're like, oh shit, we're getting pulled over. And you know, like when you're tipsy and you see, it seemed more real in the moment. Now looking back, I'm like, duh, it was a wrecker. It was a wrecker that didn't even have a car. Like it wasn't even towing anything. But in the moment, we were like, oh, it's a police. We're getting pulled over. So then I like do this like. Bad boys, bad boys. That's what you're gonna do. Yeah. What you're gonna do when you're in Jamaica with one shoe. That's exactly your jingle. That was my jingle. And people were genuinely concerned. Like we had friends reach out to us and were like. Are you guys in jail? Are you? What? I need to know the rest of the story. I'm like, oh, it was just a record. A tow truck. But it was fun. Yeah. It was good. I'm glad we went. I was very nervous, but I was fine. I would have been, I think. If you were, like, let's say you're staying at Secrets and you and your partner just go, I think you might have a different experience than we were, like, with a huge group. So it was different. At Hedo. Yeah. You said Secrets. Yeah. I would not. If you're just, like, a couple going to Secrets or go, not Secrets, going to Sandals. Right. Or something like that. You're not taking a bus altogether. If you're just, like, a one-off, it might be different. But because there were so many of us, I think, like, it made me a little bit more. Okay, yeah. Okay, so after that, we came back. And of course, we showered off because we were all gross. And then we went to the playroom. I said we have an orgy, but I said I only fucked Beauty and the Beast, him. And I'll have that you fucked her. Is that all we fucked that night? So you have yet to say, and I don't know which night it was, because we had orgies basically every single night and you took the notes so you must not have wrote it down i have a hard time keeping up with who you fuck dan uh but one of the nights and i don't know if we can pretend like i don't think it was this one i actually think it was the night before i had sex with full bush hot wife oh i didn't know that yes you did did i yeah i forgot baby it's hard for me to remember who she has a full bush it was a it was a whole experience i felt like she had trimmed it down no i would have fucked her husband i don't know if it was trimmed down or not but it was it It was definitely a full bush. Did you go down on it? Yeah, I did. With a full bush? With a full bush. Did you like push it up? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. How do you feel about that? I actually didn't mind it. You didn't? I mean, if I had to say like, do I want to go down on somebody with a full bush or somebody that's shaved? Like if I had to pick one, I would probably pick somebody that had shaved because it's just a little easier access. Yeah. The reason we know she has a full bush is she has an OnlyFans and that's kind of like. It's her niche. Yeah. Yeah. And people are super, you know, we've talked about this a little bit on the podcast. how, you know, pubic hair is kind of making a resurgence in the community. And I think in public, you know, just in life in general. But yeah, so I mean, it's been a while since I've experienced anybody with hair down there, you know. So it was good. But I enjoyed it. Yeah. So they've came to Secrets quite a few times. They're the sweetest couple. They're so sweet. Another, I actually feel like we didn't get as much time with them as I would have liked to. For somebody, I don't know if like, I think they didn't stay around in a group a whole lot. And I don't know why. Or if there was not a reason and they were doing their own thing. I think she was one of the girls I was making out with in the pool at one point. I would have fucked her husband. I would have liked to. But it just never happened. Because every night we kind of orgied. So it wasn't like full swap situations. It wasn't always even. You'll hear when we talk about the next night. It definitely wasn't even then. I was a hoe. But yeah. Part of why I like orgies, though, is I think the nice thing about orgies is it's a kind of choose-your-own-adventure. For sure. If you fuck a little bit and you get wore out, you can kind of step aside and let other people play. You can have an orgy, an MFM, DP, and DVP. It's a choose-your-own-adventure kind of thing. and that's what that's one of the things i like about it is there's not a lot of pressure for everybody to yeah because you you do hear a lot of people talking about like well what happens if you he wants to fuck the wife and you don't want to fuck the husband then i don't fuck the husband i mean that's just that simple and that's kind of we kind of do this place out really because of that i mean but that that doesn't always mean like for instance in this case i would have fucked him like i kind of wanted to and it just didn't happen so it's not always the cases i don't But sometimes it works out where I can or I do want to and sometimes it doesn't So anyway I think it was actually the night before that I fucked her I did get the full Bush experience and I enjoyed it Well I didn't mean to not remember that It's just really hard for me to remember who all you fucked I'm worried about me I'm sure in your notes it says exactly who you fucked Oh for sure Because I keep an eye on my vagina Well it's because you write the notes each night And I don't If you didn't write the notes and you were trying to remember it back today, you would forget. Oh, I would have totally forgot. Yeah. After that, you fucked me too. We ended with each other. And then we went to the pool. That was pretty much our routine. Pool, pizza, bed. Bed. Yeah. So you want to take a break and then we come back. We'll finish your off. All right. Let's take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we'll wrap up Hedo. Yeah. All right, I'll be right back, guys. You know, Dan, one thing that I love is a responsible swinger. I love a responsible swinger. Yes. And we are so excited to partner with I Know My Status. They're an awesome STD test. They're the ones that test the porn stars. So, I mean, like, you know, if the porn stars are testing one way, we got to be like, them, right? Absolutely. So if you've heard of talent testing, this is the same brand, the same business. It is. That's behind I Know My Status. 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When we left you, we had just gone to a Jamaican club and orgied in the playroom. All right. And now it brings us to Friday, which is the last full day of hedonism. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like whatever you haven't done, you have to get it done this day. Like. It is funny because like we talked about those first couple days, everybody's kind of trying to feel each other out. And then by this day, everybody's trying to check off all those bucket list items. For sure. Right. And we did, this is like an epic bucket list day for us. Let's just say. This is like if you, if you've lasted this long on this long ass Hedo series, this is. Series, yeah, this is part three. This is the, this is the good. So we slept in, of course. We had our breakfast in bed. And then we went and took pictures by the Hedo sign because we knew that had to be a priority. If you go to Hedo, you have to have your pictures by the sign. It's just, it is what it is. So we went, knocked that out. I changed a couple of times. So we got a couple of different versions. And after that, we as a group, had decided to go to Lobster Island. So we still get people that talk about our adventure with Lobster Island to this day about how we were scared. It's a thing. We know. But so we had said to everybody, if people want to go, let's pick a day and let's go. And so this day was the day that we picked. And it was. So when you say Lobster Island, so people that don't know, there is an island. Yeah. Just off the shore of hedonism. And it is, there are no actual buildings on this island. It's kind of like. They're shacks. They're abandoned island, if you will. I don't know who owns the property or if it's owned by anybody. But on the island, there are several little shacks. Yeah. And there are people in the shacks that are running like a lobster shack. Yeah. And there's multiple of them, which we learned this time. There's like, if you keep going, there's. Even more. There's more. And if you haven't listened, a few years ago we went and two of the people got in like a turf war and they were threatening to kill each other. And we had never been. We didn't really know what to expect. It was quite, I wouldn't say scary, but it was like, what the fuck have we gotten ourselves into? I mean, they had hatchets. I mean, it could have. They did. It ended up being fine. Yeah. We did give them all the money we had, but it was fine. We made it back safely. We had a full belly of lobster all as well. Yeah. So, so we hear about this story quite often. So people were like, we got to go. So this was our day. A friend of ours had a guy there with a boat. Somehow he had met him. I don't really know. It was like a friend of a friend or something. I don't really know, but he had brought him an inner tube from the States for his boat so he could, you know. Two people. Two people. So he's like, my friend will take us on the boat because, you know, I brought him that tube. We're like, great. Well, then come to find out the boat. The starter went out on the boat. So then he had to get, So he had to rent a boat. Yeah, he had to rent a boat. So then we had to pay him to take us by boat. It ended up being fine, but it was just like a little bit of a clusterfuck there for a minute. So we get on the boat, which is made of wood. It's the same boat we took last year. Oh, is it? Yeah, it was the exact same boat we took last year. It is sketchy as fuck. The same driver, even, I think. Oh, really? Yeah. It was sketchy as fuck. I mean, like, it's a wood boat. You can, like, peek and see the ocean underneath you. It's probably 100 years old. I don't know how it's floating. There's, like, hooks and fishing lures and, like, shit. I mean, like, tetanus. Like, it just takes one, you know, misstep. You're exaggerating a little, but. It's not great. It's a tiny-ass little boat. And there's, what, like, eight of us on it or something? At least. At least. I think, like, four or five couples. So we go over to the island, and we get off the boat. And the guy who got the inner tube, I didn't realize this, but he was going to be our tour god. which was awesome but I didn't understand what was happening. And all of a sudden we walked past where we went that last time with the turf war into the fucking jungle. Like we are in. Yeah but okay before you go into the jungle did you notice the same shacks weren't there though? Like the shacks had like moved around and it was like almost like they had upgraded. Like it seemed a little nicer than when we were there last year. I don't know. I just was following the leader. I was focused. I was a little confused. I one didn't know he was staying. Two I didn't know. that you could walk into the jungle. So I just was kind of like in a zone. I really wasn't looking around. So the tour guide guy is like, follow me. We're going to go this way. And he walks down what looks like a goat trail into the jungle. Like literally. And I can tell you like turned around and looked at me and like, are we going? And I'm like, yeah, well, what else are we going to do? Let's go. And it's now starting to rain. So it's raining. We're in the jungle. I mean, it's just like branches are hitting. It was just a nightmare. So we're walking. And then all of a sudden we come out. And it's like we're on the other side of the island at a different hut So there's a hut in the woods It's on the side, not really the other Yeah, like catty corner to the other side And it's like a restaurant Like a hut restaurant type situation Now I will say this seems like the VIP section though It did It was much nicer than the previous one It was I did realize that the cook had no shoes on Did you notice that? No He was just barefoot out there. There's a trash pile. Nothing is sanitary. If you're a germaphobe, this is not your place to go. I don't think they get inspected by the Food and Drug Administration or anything. No. We sit down and they take our order. I don't eat lobster. Last time I got crab. They didn't have crab, so I got shrimp. Then somebody else got fish. chicken. But we did a much better job of ordering this time. We were like, we want a $50 lobster or a $60 lobster. And so last time we were just like, give us something. So this time we kind of like, we had the knowledge to do it, at least. We were like, we kind of knew what we were getting. Well, so I think we asked the price. And the guy was like, well, I have different size lobsters. Yes. Depending on what size lobster you want. He's like, I have them from $50 to like, $200. Just tell me what size you want. Yeah. So then he goes to cook. And we sit there. And we sit there. I felt like they had to go catch the lobster. I don't know where the lobster came from. They did. I mean, we waited for a solid hour or more. So anyway, as we're waiting, we kind of get bored. Yeah. And this part of the island isn't like where we landed with the boat where the other shacks were. It's like beachfront. Yeah. This was like rocky. Yeah. But beautiful. Oh my God. Like picturesque. Like something you see on a postcard. Um, so at some point we had walked down just to like check it out. And then we came back up. A lot of people took like vanilla pictures for their families. There's like a little island out there you could walk out to and stand. It was like a, when I say like an island, it was like a rock in the water, but like a big rock. Uh, and then there were some cliffs and there's all these pretty trees that looked very junglish. Um, they had a glass bottom boat that was like kind of anchored out there that was, looked pretty like in the background and stuff. So there's actually some pictures. They almost look like they're not real Like the background It looks like you're standing in front of a green screen Yeah, but they're actually real So we ended up coming back up and waiting Because we thought like the food was about to be ready No, like the rain came and stopped and came and stopped And so then like we're getting eaten alive by bugs So at some point the girls were like we can't do this So we go and like there are actual like picnic tables in the ocean Were they ants? I felt like they were ground bugs Whatever kind of bugs were bothering us. No, I think they were like some sort of mosquito type. Because I got... But anyway, so up in the shack in the jungle, the mosquitoes were a problem. When we were down by the water, there was no issues with bugs. So we sat like literally in the ocean on a picnic table. Like our butts are out of the water, but our feet are in there. Right. So when we were down by the water taking pictures, we had noticed they had like four picnic tables in the water. Yeah. And like she said, your feet were in the water. the picnic table and where you sit, we're not in the water. We're like, let's just go back down there and sit. There's no bugs down there. Let's go eat down there. We said to the guy, hey, if we go down there and sit, will you bring us the food down there? He's like, yeah. We kept asking how long for the food. A few more minutes. No, he's like 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 maybe. We're like, okay. At one point in time, he got on the boat and left, remember? Yeah, he left. We were like, you're coming back. He's like, we're coming back. We ended up getting the food, what seems like It probably was an hour, hour and a half before we got to it. It was delicious. I will say that I got shrimp, and I think I got six. They were not very big shrimp. The chicken looked really good. The chicken, yeah, and I actually got to try a piece. It was very good. So I wish that like, you know. Next year, you know to get the chicken. No, I know to get extra shrimp. The shrimp were delicious. I'm not even sure that they really were shrimp, if I'm being 100% honest. They were shrimp. They were definitely shrimp. You don't know that. They just look like circly, like. Seafood-type things. I don't know. What else would they be? I don't know. They were battered. Where did the batter come from? I don't know. Was he battering them? Was he frying them without shoes on? And they made us garlic bread. Oh, the bread was so good. Yeah. And it was fun because we had an hour and a half to basically sit at a table. There was a couple of other couples, one being the mustache man from the last podcast. and get to know some of the couples, which I thought was really nice. And I actually really enjoyed that. Yeah. Well, just, I mean, sure, it took an hour and a half to get the food, but just that picture-esque environment and hanging out there and sitting. It's hard to complain about any of that. No. When do you get to sit at a picnic table in the middle of the ocean and eat lobster? In front of the jungle and the rocks and the, you know. Oh, it's so beautiful. But once we were done, we were like, get us the fuck out of here, basically. We were like, I could have stayed there all day. Maybe you were like. No, we were all like that. It was like three. Yeah. Ish. You know, is getting towards like getting towards. We're going to miss the pool party if we don't get out of here. So we came. We, you know, the boat guy came back and got us. And then we we went back to the pool party. But before we actually like you got in the pool party, I needed to go do a couple of things. So I let you go on to the pool party. And I went, I needed, my mom collects like fans from different countries that we've been to. She has a thing with like fans. And so wherever, like we're in Mexico, we've been all, Jamaica, all different places. I always go find her a fan. Well, they have a vendor lady that sets up at the pool. I mean, not at the pool, like kind of by the ocean down by the. Proof pool. Proof pool, yeah. So I had stopped by earlier in the day and was like, I need two fans. And she didn't have any, but she was like, I'll get you some. So I didn't want her, because I said I'd be back like in an hour, because I didn't think the lobster thing was going to be that long. So I went back and got those from her, and then somehow she suckered me out of almost all of my money. I got like a belly chain. I just was like, just okay, just take what you want, lady. I felt bad for her, you know. Then Hedo has signs, you know, where you can get your name and the years you've come. Yes, they have a wood sign, like almost a garden, I would say. Yeah. And we got one the first year we came. It was right on the main drag. Our friends would go. They would take pictures with it, send us to it. We loved it. And then each year we come back, we get it, the new year put back on. And so I had not been able to catch this guy all week. But finally I went and I was like, hey, I think I actually stopped by there Thursday and he was going to look for it because he couldn't even find the sign. So we went back Friday. He had found it. It was dirty. I mean, they did have a hurricane last year. He kind of blamed it on the hurricane. I think he forgot. I think I paid him, and then he just never did the work. Last year? Yeah. Yeah. But I basically told him, I was like, I'm giving you money. I need you to put this year on it, and I need it to be in a good place. He guaranteed me it was. He's supposed to send me. I gave him my, like, WhatsApp information. He's supposed to text me a picture. So far, it's been like a month, and I don't have a picture. He probably took my money So we'll see next year You need to threaten him and be like I'm going to be here next year Well I told him I was like Because he found it for me And I was like You didn't put my date on there last year Because he was blaming it on the weather I was like No I was like I will give you good money To clean it Fix it And put it back He was like Okay I promise So We'll see So if anybody goes to Edo And you see our sign It's white So it kind of stands out because a lot of them are like natural wood. Ours is white. It's got the upside down pineapple. If you see it, if you can't staff a picture, that's fine. But just message us and say you see it. So I went and did all that because like, again, this is our last day. We got to get everything done that needed to be done. So I came back to the pool party after that and we partied for a few hours. One thing that was on our fuck it list, what was it? I don't know. What? Fucking on the platform in the ocean. Oh, yes. Yes. So I was in like rare form at this point. I was like, we're going to go fuck on the platform. You're like, okay, yeah, we will when we leave. And I'm like, I knew us. And I was like, no, let's get out of this water right now. Yeah. I think I was like, you know, you had disappeared for hours or, you know, an hour or whatever. And so I'm, you know, having drinks and hanging out and partying. And you come back and you're like, all right, let's go fuck. And I'm like. Yeah. I had to hang on for like 45 minutes. So yeah, I was like, hey, let's, it's our last day. We have to go fuck on that platform. And you're like, what? I'm like, I think you thought like, I meant like later. I'm like, no, we're going now. We're doing this now. Because I'm, I've been like the ultimate swinger wife this week. I've done all the things. I had one thing on my bucket list. We're doing it. So we literally get out of the pool, get in the ocean. I had to carry you to the platform because there was weeds. There was seaweed. I didn't like it. I didn't want it. She climbs on my back and I have to carry her out there. Now, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. So here's the issue. And I don't know because we had never fucked on it before, right? But they have replaced that platform with a new platform. And looking at it from the shoreline, it looks really nice. It's like this nice platform. It's got these like chairs on it. And you're like, oh, that looks really, literally comfortable. When you get onto it, it's like hard platform. Like hard, hard plastic. Like rock hard plastic. And it's like textured. It's not smooth. It's, I don't know how to describe. It's got bumps. It's like honeycombed almost. Yeah. And then it's got like algae because it's in the water, you know. So, I think you, I got on top of you. Right. And so, I'm like. You got on your toes, I think. Yeah. I mean, we literally fucked for like five minutes. And then I was like, okay, we got down. Yeah. My butt hurt. My knees hurt. Well, we did it. That's all that mattered. I think we switched. I think I started on top. Yeah. But I think I was on my knees trying to fuck you. And I'm like, I cannot do this. Yeah. So I got like, I think I reversed cowgirl. And then I like got up on like my feet and my toes. So then it was just my feet on the hard plastic. Yeah. We fucked for maybe five minutes. Yeah. And we're like, oh, okay. We get off and like people are clapping. I'm like, listen, that did not deserve clapping. That was like, we did it. And now let's get the fuck out of here types of joy. But I I was glad we did it. Yeah. So then we get in the water. We never have to do it again. No, never again. So we get back in the pool and then I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to do all the things. So then I'm like, wow. And I'm like, I've always wanted to fuck. And there's like a waterfall. Oh, yeah. If you've never been, there's a waterfall in the nude pool. And there's like a small tunnel type area, like almost like a cave that you can fuck in the cave. You can fuck in the water. I've always wanted to do that. I've never done it. So I was like, let's go fucking there. And you were like, really? I'm like, we're doing all the things. So we fucked in the cave. Well, here I'm thinking like, okay, you grabbed me out of the pool, right? And I haven't, you know, there's no Viagra at this point. Babe, you have at this point, it's like day seven of Hito. You have Viagra pumping through your veins. What are you talking about? But I hadn't taken one this day. Okay, you didn't have any trouble. Let's just be honest. So anyway, so then she grabs me and she's like, let's go fuck in the water. And that water is a little chilly. And then I got like donkey style while the waterfall. We fucked under the waterfall and that was fine like on the bench or whatever that's in there and then you're like I want to fuck in the waterfall. Yeah. And I'm like in the water like you want to be waterboarded while you're trying to fuck each other like you want to drown while you're trying to fuck. Okay. It was hitting my back. I was doggy style. It was hitting me in the face. Oh it was not me. So I'm like trying to fuck her like are we Oh, yeah, baby. It feels so good. Like, what the fuck? That's exactly what it was. You're full of shit. Like, oh, baby, give me that pussy. You were, like, turned up, though. I was, like, wow. And I don't even think I was, like, tipsy. I was just, like, living life. And everybody was, like, oh, my God. That was, like, everybody thought that was, like, the hottest thing ever. I was, like, I don't really feel like it was. It's super hot, yeah. It's okay, we get it. Have you practiced that? Is that something you just pulled out of your ass? I don't know. That's what it was like. Can't take it serious. Okay. So we go back into the water and you continue. This is your peak making out with everyone. Yeah, you were, you had them lined up, taking turns. They were like, legs wrapped around your waist, everything. Yeah. Thank God. For some reason, I was not jealous at all this week. Because kissing sometimes does trigger me. I was not at all. I was just like, live your best life. I'm not even that big of a kisser, though. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know. So, finally, we left the pool. and went to... Some of the girls I was making out with, I don't even know who they are. I mean, I knew who they were. I couldn't tell you their name right today. Oh, me either. I don't know. If I met them again, I would recognize them. I couldn't even tell you the people's names that I fucked, let alone make out with. I mean, come on. We're almost there. I know. So, after that, we went back and rested a little bit and got ready. This night's theme was... Yeah, it was like Red Gala. I can't find it. I had it pulled up. It was red. So we went. And so on Friday nights at Hedo, they do. So if you go back to the first Hedo podcast that we did this time, we were there Friday. They do like a grill type. It's really nice. Yeah, they do like a seafood night almost. And it's like an outdoor grill. And they actually had lobster. Go figure. Yeah, they did. You don't have to go to the island and risk your life to get lobster. They have it right there. I will say that the lobster on the island way better. Yeah. So we actually, so no hibachi or anything. We ate that. The seafood buffet. Yeah. And I had, so in my mind, I'm thinking like Red Gala. That's like long, fancy dresses. I'm like, well, some people had fancy dresses on, but pretty much everybody else had like nothing on. And it was hot. So I had like a pretty dress. We basically ate dinner and watched the show. And then I went and changed because I was dying. It was so hard. Yeah, and that's the thing about Hedo because it's so hot. You could literally get away with wearing lingerie in the theme every night. Yeah, people ask about like, and really you're going to see everything. You're going to see like lingerie up until like a fancy dress. It's in everything in between. I would lean towards the lingerie. Yeah. And if you're going to pick lingerie, pick comfortable lingerie, not something that's too. Like not, not a lot of steps. Not too elegant. Yeah. Yeah. So after that, We went and changed. And then we came back out. This night, the party was in, there's like an open terrace area. In front of the piano bar. Yeah, in front of the piano bar. There's a wine bar by the gift shop. There's like a big chest set. It's kind of like an outdoor patio type vibes. Again, it was very hot. Very hot. And we had all planned to orgy at 1230. Yeah. We're out there dancing. I think we started dancing 10th and 30th. It was like 11 hits. Everyone was like, you want to just go fuck? The problem is that we had told everybody 1230. We were like, we're going to be there 1230. There was a lot of connections that we had made. Everybody in the pool. Not everybody is together now at this point. Beauty and the Beast, he had made it his mission for me to fuck more than six guys. He was like, this is happening, which I loved. I was like, okay. So I was hesitant because everyone was like, let's change the time. Let's just fuck it and let's go now. I was kind of hesitant, but we did it anyway. So we went and showered and rinsed off. I guess I think the idea was, well, if we can go get started and if people come in later, that's fine. Yeah, because it was probably like 11.45. It wasn't like super early. There would be some overlap. Yeah. So I fucked seven guys. Yay! And it's like we need a round of applause. Can you input one in? That was not very good. I beat Dan. I was a bigger whore than Dan. Well, yes, you were. But I wasn't trying, I guess. I was. No, but you know what I mean? I didn't like, could I have fucked seven girls that night? Probably could have. Well, we actually thought, like when we sat down the next day and was writing it down, like making the notes, we didn't realize that you were at five. In our minds, you were at like three. Right. So then we were like, well, that would have been four. But when we counted and we were like, shit, you were at five, you were like, well, damn. There was at least two more that I could have easily had. Yeah. It was a group effort. I would like to thank all participants for making this happen. I felt like I was using guys for their dicks. Yeah. I didn't hate it, though. I will say a couple things. I got to finally fuck the mustache man. Yes. And you wanted to fuck his wife. And I told you, I'm like, hey, I fucked him. I just wanted to let you know. to like I think I went and wrenched off and came back and they were gone they were yeah they were leaving I don't know what happened um but so there was two guys that I wanted to fuck both of them that I never fucked before and like I was getting one hard while the other one was like getting himself hard or his wife was helping him and I'm sitting in there and they both turned to me and they both have condoms and hard dicks at the same time and I was like oh god I was like I didn't know what to do because I felt terrible because I was like didn't you end up fucking on both though no Oh, only fucked one. So you could have fucked eight that night? Yeah, I only fucked one. And I fucked the one that I knew had not fucked anybody else that week. Because I had to kind of make a decision. I think, if I'm getting it wrong, I'm sorry. But the other one, I think then there was just too much pressure. There was too much going on. And the problem is that everybody was like, because this is like a group effort. This wasn't just like a one-on-one thing. People were like, you need to fuck Lacey. Yeah, they were like, go. You need to fuck Lacey. Have you fucked Lacey yet? No. You need to go get in line and fuck Lacey. That was the situation. And it was just too much pressure. I mean, that would have been too much pressure for you. So it was definitely for him. So I felt terrible. Like, it still bothers me. So I wish I could have fucked both. But yeah, I don't know all of their names. But thank you all for your participation in helping me reach this. That's a new high score. Very special goal. So if you've been listening to the podcast for a while, you know that me and Lacey have both been Stuck on six people. For like four or five years. In a 24-hour period, I think is what we put. Yeah. Right? And we've been on that number for. Since before the podcast. Years now. Right. Since we. Yeah, right. We hit those numbers before the podcast. We've matched them several times. But we. To get over that hump for whatever reason. It's been so. I've also always kind of wanted it to be more organic. And even making content, I've still not gotten over that. But. You know. I had to give the people what they wanted. People were trying to get it to happen. And I hear, who am I to complain? So, you know, I just. So you. New whore high score. New whore. And I beat you. And it gives me a lot of joy to know that I'm a bigger whore than you. That you have fucked more people in 24 hour period than I have. Listen, you need to step it up. I just. You can't be doing this. Well, Secrets is. We. Secrets is this weekend. As we're. If we are. We are swingers. And we host the Swing Action Podcast. You've got to, you know, pull your. We have a reputation to keep. Yeah. Get your shit together, Dan. Listen, I had so much fun. I fucked a lot of people this week. Um, we played every night, but the first time we got there, but we didn't, we didn't, we weren't planning on it. And then one night we didn't go to the playroom. So out of eight nights, we fucked six. Yeah. Which I'm really proud of that. I'm proud that like one, my pussy cooperated that, you know, I kind of like encouraged myself. Like I, well, I mean, I think that, you know, we're getting close on time, I think that is something though to you know so we look at like naughty New Orleans yeah that was what we were there for five nights yeah and we fucked one night yeah we went to the playroom and really one night this I mean we didn't even like fuck people one-on-one we only played one night out of those five nights and then you compare that then to just two weeks later we go to Hedo and we fuck seven out of six out of eight nights yeah what's what was the difference well we definitely were not working at this it was probably the less work that we've done in a long So I think it allowed us to have fun. I actually went in with a YOLO mindset. I really wanted to push myself. Not like, you have to go fuck people. That sounds terrible. But more like, you know what? Just go. If you get there and you're not feeling it, don't fuck anybody. But go and have the experience and see what happens and kind of be more go with the flow. And so I really kind of challenged myself to do that. And it really worked out. Now, we've since going to Hedo, we've now been to Houston. We haven't done that podcast yet. So Houston wasn't as magical as Hedo. So I don't think they all are, but I definitely think not working, having like a great group of people definitely like really just helped me. So. Well, I mean, we still fucked both nights. I didn't fuck the second night. Oh. Well, we fucked. You fucked in a playroom. We went to the playroom both nights. Yeah. So it's like I'm proud of myself for going to the playroom. So, you know, We'll see. We'll see. Maybe this is a new leaf. I don't know. So what the leaf is to just in your own mind say YOLO? Yeah, I think so. And slash I can go and just be there and not necessarily have to do things? Yeah. Which I know that. Which I know that. I've always known that. But like to tell myself, hey, you can go. If Dan wants to fuck all the bitches, let him fuck the bitches and use your wand and just enjoy yourself. You know, it doesn't have to be. a thing, you know, it can just be what it is. So I hope to encourage and to continue that. Actually, spoiler alert, I've started testosterone. So I went and had my hormones checked and my testosterone was very low. Have you noticed anything yet? Not really. I think it takes a while. Yeah. I didn't do pellets. I just did like the little capsules that not capsules, but they're like, I don't know what they are. They go into your tongue and melt. I'm not sure if I love that. I may switch the pellets, but I wanted to go slow. I didn't want to jump right in. And my thyroid was underactive. So what is that? Hypothyroid? Whatever. So I'm on thyroid medicine too. So yeah. So go get your hormones checked. I'll keep reporting back. But yeah, I've been on it for one week as of yesterday. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that wraps up our time in Hedo. Yeah. So we finished the orgy where Lacey got banged by 70%. guys. Uh, and then we went to bed. Yeah. We got up, got on a plane and flew home. Yeah. Uh, and then it was a quick turn to get ready for, uh, Houston. Yeah. Which we just got back from. So if you loved hearing our heated stories and you're like, man, I want to go, we're going next year and it's already available to book. So if this is something that you are thinking about doing, I highly recommend you looking into booking with us when our study.net. Um, if you book now, you can do it like on a payment plan. So you don't have to pay it all at Once, you basically have the year to pay it off because it's only been a few weeks since we got home. I will say last year sold out and there was like 40 people on the wait list. And it sold out like three or four months before the event. So you don't want to wait till the last minute. So if you're considering it, I would definitely book. I mean, you can always cancel. Definitely read the fine print to see what the... Our fees and stuff. Yeah. Because we are basically like a sub-affiliate of Topless Travel. Now, you could always go to Topless Travel and book. or MyFriskyBusiness, I will say if you book through Swinger Society, there are some perks. You get Swinger Society swag bag. We do some Zoom calls and group conversations. Chat group. Chat before the event. So we're kind of there to walk you through the whole thing, getting ready to go. You're in our squad. Yeah, you're in our circle. You're on our team. Yeah. So there's definitely advantages to booking with us, and we hope you do. So SwingerCity.net, same week, Next Year, Last Week of July. We hope to see you there. Yeah. And it's called Young Swingers Week. Young Lifestylers Week. Young Lifestylers Week. That is to be like whatever you make of that. There was people in their 20s and there was people in their 70s. So really whatever. There's no like cutoff. You're not going to be like the old person. If you like to party and you like to fuck, it's the week for you. Yeah. It's just a high energy week. Regardless of your age. Yeah. As long as you're like young at heart or there, for a party and a good time, you're welcome. And honestly, if you like to chill at the beach and then fuck, you can really make it whatever you want it to. But I think the parties, if I compare it to years past, this was our first Young Lifestylers week. There was, I think, a little more energy in the pool every day. I think there was a little more energy on the catamaran. But it definitely wasn't like, if somebody would have told me that, I would have thought young, like 23rd. It was not that. It was more like young at heart. would be the best way I could describe it. And they'll let me for real. No, I agree. Yeah. All right. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners? That's it. All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. 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