Hedonism II Part 2: Steamy Makeouts, Naughty Games & Wild Group Play

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If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy and Southern Girl, and we are back in Jamaica. Well, yeah, we're back at home. On a tropical island, surrounded with naked people. Yeah. Lacey just got fisted. Y'all love that fisted story. Normally, we record these all at once and then just put them out, but our schedule's crazy. We did not get to do that this time. So we recorded one. And then we went to Dallas. No, we went to Houston. Sorry, we went to Houston. And like all weekend long, that's all I heard. Was how did it feel getting fisted? Yeah, lots of questions about how it felt. Lots of, I guess people keep tabs of like their favorite quotes of the podcast. And hey, Dan, I'm getting fisted was, I guess, one of the new top ranking quotes. There you go. Yeah. All right. So when we left you, Just finishing the playroom. Yeah. With Lacey getting fisted. Well, then we went to the pool. Remember we sung, all I want for Christmas is you. Yeah, we sung that in the pool. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So now where are we? Now we're back in bed. We go to sleep and we wake up and it's Monday morning. Which is day? I think like three, maybe. Okay. Yeah. We have a lot to cover. We're going to, we need to move quick. So if we skim over, We're not trying to. We're just trying to. Get it done in two episodes at least. Yeah. It's probably going to be three. But we're going to see how far we get today. All right. Let's go. Okay. So Monday we slept in. We had breakfast in our room, which again, highly recommend. Amazing. Yes. I was determined that we were going to the pool because the day before I'd slept, you know, half the day away. So as we're like getting up and getting like going, of course it starts storming. Of course. Because like the pool party, at Hida started about noon. So lunch is around 11. So this is about probably 11, 11.30 is when it started storming. And I was like, forgive this. We're still going. We're going to just go. So we decided to just go have lunch at the buffet and kind of let the storm kind of pass as we eat. And then we wanted to socialize and stuff. Yeah, I mean, the good thing about Jamaica is it did rain every day. But it didn't rain. It was like an hour or so and that was about it. Yeah. So I didn't want to like sit back down and then us be in the room again. So I was like, let's just go and we'll at least be up there around the buffet and we can chit chat and all this stuff. So that's kind of what we did. And then I think the pool was actually rain delayed on this day. It was, yeah. We ran into Jess and Justin and Party Mark and all them and we're like, oh, what's going on? And they're like, yeah, they won't. We can't. So I think they actually opened it up like a two-ish, I'm thinking, if I remember. So we eventually did get to the pool. And it was a great pool party. We just talked about how we sung the Christmas randomly the night before. Well, they played it again as a joke on this day. And so all the people that went to bed were like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? And the ones that were up to the wee hours in the night were laughing and jumping up and down and screaming. And everybody else was like... It was kind of an inside joke. Yeah, it was. If you knew, you knew. Yeah. At this point, Annika and AJ are still not sold on Hedo. And they had went to bed the night before. And so they were like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Why are you seeing Christmas music in July at Hedo naked? But it was funny. It was kind of like- Like you had to be here at 3 a.m. last night to get in. Yeah, yeah. The chlorine of the pool is definitely an issue for me. I don't know why, but on this I feel like this year was definitely better than it has in previous years but let's be honest they just dump a whole bunch of chemicals in there and it's just I don't know if there's any standards in Jamaica I don't know the laws I don't know if they have pool I don't know any of that but it feels like a shit ton of chlorine it doesn't bother me though it doesn't it's not I think it's some people are very sensitive to it and others it doesn't bother I am one of those sensitive people so on this day the chlorine was, like, kind of bothering me. So I actually, like, left you in the pool and went and got some food. Because I just needed to get out of the water. And you were, like, living your best life in the pool. And I was sitting on the side of the pool, like, eating my cheese quesadilla and living my best life. And then at some point, I was, like, weirdly. I think, like, I just, like, started walking out of the pool and was, like, he'll either follow me or he won't. And you followed me, thank goodness. At the end of the pool party? Yeah. Is this the day I was making out with everybody? Uh, no, I don't think so. Oh, okay. You did do that a lot, though. But I think you were, like, just having a good time. I think you were, like, a little tipsy. And I was not tipsy. And then, like, my skin was crawling from the chlorine. I was just kind of, like, a little bit over. But, I mean, we're talking it's, like, almost six at this point. Like, it's kind of, yeah. Pool party's over? All right. Yeah, it's kind of, like, you know, wrapping up. So, we went back to the room. I immediately showered, decided to get all the chlorine off of me. And then I napped for like 30 minutes. You never nap, really. I usually post TikToks or, you know, catch up on social media. I work. Yeah. That's what I do. And so then we got ready for the evening portion of the night. The theme for this night was Caribbean night. So I just had like a floral dress. It was actually one of my favorite outfits because it was super comfortable. We took a picture of us in our outfits each night. That picture of us in these Caribbean outfits is one of my favorite pictures of us from Hedo. Yeah. Well, it kind of just looks like we're on a tropical vacation. We don't look like idiots dressed up and random. We don't look like whores. Yeah. And Annika and AJ came to the room that night and did a few TikToks and took pictures with us. They didn't do it every night, just a handful. So they did this night. So this night we went to Hibachi. And again, I could eat there every night. If I could talk everybody into it, I would. You would, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't, we probably ate four of the seven nights or something. Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't just me. It was kind of like everybody kind of seemed to be on the hibachi train, which I'm not complaining about. It's good. It's probably the better of the food that's there, yeah. Yeah. So this night kind of sucked because there was no club. on this night. So it was like after dinner, we didn't really know where to go or what to do. They did a like volleyball game. Is that what it's called? So I'm trying to remember. Is this the night they were supposed to do the dinner on the beach, but they didn't do it because of the weather? And so that's kind of why there was nothing because they canceled that? Maybe. I don't know why. But this is the night that they did the music down by that, the prude pool. Remember we danced outside? It was so hot. Yeah. They did the volleyball game at the Prude Pool member. Yeah, this is one of my complaints about Hedo this year. And this is, I guess, every year, not really just this year. But they have that club. Yeah. The AC in that club is probably some of the best AC I've ever experienced in the lifestyle. But for some reason, they only use it like every other night. Yeah, I don't understand what the logic did. Because like the way Hedo works, if you've never been, it kind of has a flow. Like, everybody kind of goes with each other around the resort. And so, like, on this night, nobody knew what to do because the pools, because they shock the pools during dinner every night. So, the pools are being shocked. You can't get in the pools. There's no nightclub. They did have, like, it wasn't live music, but it was definitely, like, Jamaican-themed music, like, with a DJ down by one of the pools. The Prude Pool. But it was very hot, very sticky. I don't know if it's just from like the weather that day or what, but it was very uncomfortable to be out there. And there was really not a like a good place to dance. We kind of felt, I don't know, we were like in the sand. It's hard for me to, so it just felt confusing. Now that I'm kind of remembering, in years prior, this was the night they did the dinner on the beach. And I think they were going to do that this year, but the weather was like iffy. So I think they canceled that. So because of that, they kind of had to, where they had the dinner up at the buffet, but then they kind of threw like a little bit of a party down on the beach still. Yeah. And they, this is the night they did the fire show, which is a hito thing that they do, but we missed it because we were having hibachi. So we kind of completely missed that. So I think like maybe if we had been to that and then it kind of went, I don't know, it just felt weird, different. I don't know. Wasn't, it wasn't my favorite of the nights. It just felt like nobody knew what we were doing and we were all just kind of like wandering. around. Yeah, so I think we ended up just kind of hanging out until the pool opened. Yeah, and then we, and so, and we try to not, you know, we've learned this. We don't go pool first. We try to go playroom, but we ended up in the pool because there was just nothing else going on. Yeah, and there was no sexy, like, transition, so we ended up in the pool, and again, the chlorine was killing me, so it must have been something about this day because we had to leave the pool after, you know, we were probably there like an hour or so, and then we, we had to leave. So this was one of the only nights that we did not go to the playroom. We ended up going back to the room. And I made you cum. And then we went to bed. Okay. Was it amazing? Was it the best cum you've ever had? I think we were watching porn. I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. We haven't talked about the porn. Yeah. We should tell them. You tell them about the porn. No, this is actually one of my favorite things about Hedo. And I guess the Bliss Cruise has porn on it too, doesn't it? I don't think so. Or didn't? No, I guess we just leave it on the little tour guide channel, huh? Yeah. So Hedo, there's like two porn channels. And they play nothing but porn 24 hours a day. So we and Lacey just leave it on. We basically leave it on all the time. The cleaning lady sometimes turns it off. Sometimes she leaves it on. But it's on in our room all the time. We do turn the volume all the way down because the moans and stuff get a little ridiculous after so long. But yeah, it's... And Dan, I don't know how other guys are, but you basically just stay turned on in the room the whole time. So it kind of like just adds to the sexy. I actually really enjoy it to be honest with you. If we didn't have kids and your mom living with us I could see us having porn on in our bedroom. Well and what's cool is it's not necessarily like some like it's not like we're googling it and it's up. It's just whatever's planned. It's whatever's planned so it's it's kind of neat to just kind of watch it roll through. It's like we get on different genres so like there's like feet there is I mean there's lesbians there's like you know clearly like the big dick slash hot wife you know so you never know what you're gonna get. Yeah. And I don't think the first time we went to Hedo we even knew that. I feel like this is something that we figured out like the last two times. Yeah. But we definitely keep the porn on. We just leave it on all the time. We go to bed with the porn still on the TV. And we wake up with the porn still on the TV. I like it. Yeah. So that was our Monday. Kind of low key. Again, this was our only night. We didn't go to the playroom. But we did make it. So the rain did kind of mess up this day. A little bit, yeah. Because the pool party was delayed. Yeah. Then the beach party got kind of pushed away. But it was still a fun day. Oh, it was a great day. Yeah. I had a blast in the pool like every day. I love the pool time at Hedo. It's my favorite. Again, though, I'm pretty sensitive to the chlorine. So if you're one of those people, just know if you're going there. Sometimes it's worse than others. It's probably whoever's the poor of the chlorine that day. Whoever's the pool boy that week. Yeah. They're heavy handed, which I mean, don't get me wrong. Like kill all that shit that's in there. I mean, I'm not opposed to that, but there's a fine line. Yeah. Okay, so next we have Tuesday. Again, same thing. Woke up, had her breakfast in bed. So as we're getting ready, this is the catamaran day. Yes. And as we're getting ready, Annika and AJ start beating on our door. Like, get up, bitches. Let's go. So that was fun because at this point, they're starting to get it. They're starting to get it. They're figuring it out. They're like, okay, this is not that bad. So we've always heard, get your catamaran tickets, ASAP, because you don't want it to sell out. Well, first of all, I've never seen it sell out. Second of all, we had three catamarans. I feel like it has sold out before in the past, though. I don't know. They said this was the most people that they've ever had on the catamaran. And so we all went together. And they were trying to have the same experience for every single boat. So we weren't tied up to each other, but we kind of were. Does that make sense? Yeah, so it was me and you were kind of hosting the Swimmer Society. And then you had Justin and Jess, who are the My Frisky Business couple that run that hotel takeover. And then there was Party Mark, who's his own party. But somehow we kind of all ended up on the same boat. I don't know. Mark moved every time we stopped. He kept moving around. So first we get on the boat and we head out. But our first stop was snorkeling, which it's not great snorkeling. I don't know. I don't snorkeling. You don't even put your face in the water. How do you know it's not good snorkeling? It's not, is it? No, it's not. So unfortunately, Jamaica, like a lot of the Caribbean, the reefs are dying. And that's a huge problem. It's a huge environmental concern in the world out there is that a lot of the coral reefs that are out there are turning gray or whatever. the fish and stuff going away. So in this part of Jamaica, at least I don't know if it's all over Jamaica, the coral reefs are starting to turn. Now there still is fish and there still is things to see, but it's not quite as like, wow. Yeah. Nobody comes up and they're like, oh my God, let me. Yeah. I did get in the water and float around a little bit. It was hot. It was very hot. Yeah. This is when you could tell it was July in Jamaica. But once it was hot when we weren't moving. So once the boat was moving and stuff, it was fine. But yeah, in the water for a little bit and floated around. And I think almost everybody did. There's quite a bit of people, yeah. And then we got back on the boat. And then we moved to, there's like a cave. We've talked about it on the podcast quite a few times. So you pull up, you get off, and you can swim through the cave. I have a love-hate relationship with this cave. What does that mean? Well, like I want to do it because I'm adventurous and stuff. But once I get under the cave, I'm terrified. Yeah, so if you've, so you swim into, the cave is like a U-turn basically, right? So you go in one side, you kind of like U-turn and then you come back out and there's two openings. The part you swim into is on the left and it's big, open, it's probably like, I don't know, it feels like it's like 40, 50 feet near to the ceiling of the cave. But when you swim around and you come out the other side, your head is almost hitting the top of the cave and it kind of shrinks in. Very much. And that's the part of the cave you freaking out on. Just about every year. And there's waves on that side. It's like you go from like calm. It's like everything's calm. Everything's great. It's tighter. The waves are coming through a tight. And like to me, all it takes is like one good wave and you're thrown into those rocks. And like every year, I'm like, once I hit that like turn, I'm like, get me the fuck out of here. Not to mention there's like bats above us. And the guides on the catamaran are like, don't go up the stairs. Don't do, you know, and no one's listening. No one's listening. I just, I just got to get out of it. Are you like mom? Are you worried about everybody? Yeah. These are all adults. They'll be fine. I know, but don't be stupid. If they say don't climb up there, there's probably a reason. Let's just not climb up there. I feel like even the safest person can get, like Mother Nature, you just don't know. One big wave throws you against the rocks and you're dead. The way you describe it is not like how it is at all. It's a pretty calm casual. It was at one point in that swim that I was like, I'm going to get tossed into the rocks. Oh, there was lots of them for me. So that just shows our differences. There was almost no waves. It's super calm. Oh, no. You can touch the bottom on that narrow side. You could stand up if you want to. Which is funny because I don't realize it and I'm like panicking and like doggy peddling out of this and you're like. You could literally just stand up. You're like, you can stand. I'm like, oh. You make it sound like you're like a Baywatch rescue swimmer going through these caves and they're white. It's not that at all. It's pretty scary. But keep in mind, we're also butt-ass naked. So like, if you die, you know. That's the thing I'm worried about the most is like cutting my toe on a rock or something. That'd be the only thing I'd be afraid of. Yeah. I'm not a big like body of water type person. I don't mind being on the water, like on a boat in the water. I don't like being in the water. It kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies and I try really hard not to think about it because if I do, I panic. Yeah. So anyway, we swim through the cave. You come out. The cliff divers are there. So if you don't know, if you've ever been to Jamaica, Rick's Cafe and this cave spot, they're like kids. They're young adults. They're not adults. They're kids. They're climbing trees 100 feet in the air and doing backflips into the water. It's so scary. But it's pretty cool. It is very cool. But it's, again, the mud they're in me. I'm like, oh my. And the parents are just up there watching them. No, they're like, go get that mud. I know. Go get those tips. Yeah, they're doing it for tips. Then they did the water slide. Yeah. Which the water slides on those catamarans, I feel like are traps. They're dangerous. I went down it once years ago and did a back buster. Uh-huh. And felt like I knocked the wind out of myself. I don't know. It's the way you come off the slide, you're like the catamaran height. And those catamarans are probably like eight feet in the air or something like that. So you have to like almost pencil. Right. If you don't have control of your body. Which I did not. It makes you do a belly flop. Like every time. On your back. And there were so many people that did it. Yeah. And it will knock the wind out of you. Like it's, you know, because you're falling, you know, like you said, eight feet. I mean, it's, it's, so I no longer participate in that. And they're up there. People are up there like, they're putting soap on it. So they're getting aerodynamic. I'm like, no, no. But we did have a little sex in the ocean. Me and you had a little sex. Which I don't suggest if you want. your pussy to make it through a week. But, you know, when in Jamaica. Right. Let's do it. Yeah, it was fun. What else? I mean, that was kind of, we just kind of hung out. It was fun. I had a lot of fun. I feel like we chilled there longer than we normally do. Yeah. I don't know why. And honestly, that, I prefer that just to, like, get the life jacket on, go in, and just kind of, like, bob, you know, there. Float around. That's kind of my ideal situation for me. Yeah. It's fine. Okay. Yeah. Then we got back on the boat. We did. heading back to Hedo. And then it becomes very apparent that between us and Hedo is a rainstorm. Yeah. Like pretty severe. And you could tell at first they were like going, attempting to go around it. Yeah. Because you can kind of. You can kind of see it. Yeah. It was like a cloud. Yeah. But it was, I mean. But at some point it was like, no, we're going. At this point, we are, we're all half drunk because we're drinking rum punch on this boat. We're all partying. Joe, the owner of Topless Travel, is on the boat. It is as wild of a swinger party as you could imagine at this point. Right. So we are all now we're fucking, which we're only fucking our partners, which is still fun. But then it starts storming. And so but then a lot of people went under the cover once it started storming. And I was like, fuck that. So I went and sat on Annika's face, squirted like like waterboard. her. Like, she probably didn't know if it was me or the storm. Well, you're probably waterboarding her the whole time because I'm sure your body was catching water and it was running down. Yeah, but I doubled. She got double dipped. And then at some point, you came and started fucking me. So we are fucking, like, and the catamaran's moving, you know. So, I mean, we're, you know, booking it through there in a rainstorm. I mean, it was pretty, it was pretty epic. Yeah. Like, and there were, you know, lots, we were not the only ones. There was quite a few couples on the boat. And we, I, I heard that all week people were like nice show nice show I was pretty turned up at that point I was living my best life like no regrets just not a care in the world then at some point we went to the front of the boat I can't remember jumping on the so there's those mats in the front that are over the water we were like jumping on them like they were trampolines for a while and then we started looking at the ropes and we're like those do not look they're all like they're all like moldy and stuff and we're like oh I don't know how safe this really Yeah, we were at the front of the boat. Were we fucking at the front as well? Yeah, I think there was some fucking in the front of the boat. Yeah. The boat ride was probably one of the top of the week, for sure. Pretty cool to be part of the biggest catamaran trip at Hedo ever. And it's funny to look at the different boats as we were coming in or as things were, you looked at the different ones and you're like, that one does not look like they're having near as fun as we are. I mean, I'm sure at different points, Different ones probably had, you know, different levels of excitement. But for sure, us coming back was pretty amazing. It was? Mm-hmm. Okay. So after that, we came, you know, we got off the boat. And it's like 5.30. And we're all starving. We're all trying to figure out what to do. And like as a group, everybody was like, let's go to the Flame for dinner, which you and I had never been to, which is right by where you get off. It's open for lunch, and then it's also open for dinner. It turns into a steakhouse at dinner. So that's what we did. I think The Flame is an underappreciated restaurant. Do you? I thought it was pretty good. I got the flank steak or something, and it was excellent. Well, I got the grilled chicken, which was lovely, but I didn't like any sides. I don't remember what it came with, but I didn't like it. Probably a vegetable. Probably like salad. So the only thing I had was a piece of grilled chicken at like 6 o'clock at night. Which, foreshadowing for what comes later in the night, I just don't think I had enough food in me at that point. Because we didn't really have lunch because we were on the catamaran. I think they had baked potatoes and stuff as a salad. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know what I got, but I don't remember. You're coming with that? Yeah, I don't know what I did. But somehow I just got grilled chicken. Okay. And I didn't eat whatever was the other thing. But I would say I would eat at the flim more often. Me too. Me too. It's good. Anyway, yeah. So it was a big group of us, probably 10, 12, would you say? Yeah, couples, yeah. Which again, now we're really starting to like all get to know each other, get more comfortable. So this is like when the fun really. It's funny to me when you go to a swingers club, you know, and you only have usually the night or sometimes two nights to get to know people, that people manage to do that and then go fuck. But it really does seem like when you have a week, people are almost slower to... It takes like a day or two. Yeah, yeah. It takes people a while to warm up. Yeah. So after that, you went back to the room to kind of rest and stuff. And I actually went shopping. So they have like a pretty good little... What's it called? Souvenir shop. They sell like some Jamaica local... They bring in things, like local things. And then they have Hedo stuff. They also have like... If you didn't bring anything for a theme, you could get stuff like that. I mean, it's all Amazon overpriced stuff, but technically you could get, like if you lost your luggage or something, you could get stuff. But I love the Hedo shirts and stuff. I try to get one each year and I got you a hat and stuff. So. You did. We did that. Yeah. I went shopping. While I went to work. Yes. And then I came back to the room and we rested and we got ready for the glow party. Glow Night. Yeah. Yeah. So if you don't know, Glow Night is, they always do it on the top deck, about right there by the buffet. There's the Prude Pool. And it's got a pretty big deck around the pool in that area. And there is kind of like above the club, there's like a stage or something almost up there. And this year they actually, and we didn't use this, but they put like day beds up there. Yeah. That looked like kind of a cool little area to hang out. Or if you wanted to go like, you know, if you weren't looking for a place to have some day sex, it looked like that would have been a cool place. Yeah. people up there though. No, I didn't. I actually really like the glow party being outside and up there. The problem is, is we've only went like, we went once in October and I remember it still being hot then. But for the most part, we always go in the summer months. So it is so hot. We're opposed to the club with that amazing air condition, you know. So I like being outdoors though. It's fun. I think the glow party should be outside. Yeah, it definitely may. You know, it kind of reminds me of like Bliss Cruise. They always do the glow party out on the top deck. So doing it, you know, it kind of has the same vibe up there. And, you know, you're not on the beach, so you're not getting sand everywhere. You know, I think if they're going to do one night outside, I think that would be the night to do it. My notes say hot as hell. It was hot. So I very quickly got hammered. Like, super quick. Like, we didn't go out until like 9 o'clock, I think, because we didn't have to have dinner. We had dinner early, so we, it was a little bit going out. But I guess because I just didn't have a lot of food. And where the dance party was for the glow night is right by the bar that has fireball that you can like self-serve fireball. And so the fireball was coming. We were outside. The vibes were vibing. I also think everybody was trying to feed you fireball. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why, but they did. because everybody knows now. It's been a thing for four years. This podcast is about literally our four-year anniversary. Anybody that listens to the podcast knows that if Lacey's going to get drunk and party, it's probably because of Fireball. They all try to help you in that journey. It was a lot of fun. We danced and had a great time. At some point, we were like, okay, let's just go to the playroom because it's close to midnight. So you and I were like, well, there's no way we can get a playroom like this. Because we were like, you could wring out our clothes that hot. So we were like, let's go to the room, let's shower, and we'll meet back at the playroom in like 30 minutes or something like that. Right. So I didn't even make it to the room without passing, not passing out. What would you call it? Falling down? Falling down in the grass. And what's funny is, and I don't even know, I was just walking and then I wasn't walking anymore. What happened? It caught me off guard. During the glow party. And you seemed like you were a little drunk. But nothing crazy. Not fall down drunk. No. And then as we left the glow party and started heading to our room, we were walking. I think I was walking a few steps in front of you. And all of a sudden, I hear you yelp or something. And I turn around. And then you're laying in the grass. I'm like, Lacey, what are you doing? And as I'm falling over, some guy walks by me and was like, is this going to make the podcast? You know, and I'm like, oh my God. Like that's really all I remember. I remember like falling like, like, I don't know how to describe it. It was graceful. I mean, it wasn't like, well, you didn't like hurt yourself. It wasn't like you like fell face first. It was like I was walking and then just slowly. Yeah. You kind of caught, you kind of, yeah. You, it was a controlled fall. Yeah. So then somehow I, next thing I know is we're, we're getting to the room. Yeah. Okay. So we got you up. Got you to the room. And I can remember like now I'm like starting to throw up a little. Like not like barf but like. Well fireball. The bad thing about fireball is it gives you indigestion. Yeah. So it's not really like you're drunk and puking. It's like you have like an upset tummy. Yeah. So I'm like trying to get my outfit off. We actually have a video of me. It's so bad. But and I'm naked. Are you are you thinking about playing it? Do you have it on your phone? The audio would be priceless. Hold on. Okay, here it is. Okay, so we have to give some context to this video. There was a guy there that had a mustache who gave me, like, Mario and Luigi vibes. And for some reason, I don't think I've barely even spoke to this guy up until this point. They were an attractive couple. They were very unattractive couple, but obviously I was into him, but I hadn't even talked to him, so I don't know why this happened, but this is what happened. Okay, so here's drunk Lacey when we get back to the room post-glow party. What message do you want to send to your friends? Tell your friends a message. Tell your friends a message. What's the message? What's the message? Naked. I want a fucking mustache. I need a fucking mustache man. Like Super Mario Brothers. Like Luigi. Oh. You want to fuck a mustache man. Yeah. Like Super Mario Brothers. What's really, you can't see the video, but what's really funny is I am naked. Naked on my back in this video, trying to get my clothes off. With your legs like up in the air? No, you're naked. You have no clothes on. Why you're kicking your feet around, I have no idea. I don't either. But I will say, you know, people are probably going to listen to this, and then they're going to listen to the, we went to the playroom after this. But you are, when you get drunk like that, like 20 minutes later, you can be fine. Yeah, because I don't drink much. So this, me saying that I'm this, I had one drink, and then probably like two shots. It's a fireball. We've actually got some criticism like, oh, we don't drink that much, but you get drunk. I don't drink much. I don't drink it all at home. That's why you get drunk. It takes me like one and a half drinks on an empty stomach and then I am trashed. After that video, we put you in the shower. You probably ate. You had a snack or something. Yeah, I ate. I took a shower. You walked to the playroom like you were fine. Oh, I could 100% consent. Yeah, I was totally fine because I can rally. Yeah, anybody that knows you and has been around you and seen you like that, they know if you – just give her like 30 minutes and she'll be good to go. Yeah, just give me 30 minutes to like – Give her some water, a little snack, let her rest. Yes, and I'm fine. And you can jump back quick. So we went straight to the playroom and I played with – so I don't know. We don't – they don't have a name, but they're the Milky Titties. Remember her? Biologist? Yes. So – Yeah, her name is Biologist. Yeah. But if you go back like years ago. Trapeze. Trapeze. That was probably three years ago. Three years ago. Dan drank breast milk. It was that lady. And her husband. I ended up fucking him. I was like very impressed. He had a good dick. I never. We never went down that path. Other after the whole milky titty instance. You know we just hadn't done that. So I played with him. And I played with AJ. And then. And you played with Beauty and the Beast couple. The Beast. I'm sorry. The Beauty. I didn't play. The Beauty. Not the Beast. I was trying to think. I was trying not to say her name. I was having a hard time not to say her name. You were going to say like Mrs. Beast? Yeah. I was like. Because I'm looking. I have my notes say her name. And then the biologist. Her. And at some point. I made a note that said at some point. I think you went and got in the pool. And you came out. And I had like all of the guys around me. I'm good for you, baby. I know. You were very sexually active this trip. I tried really hard to be, like, YOLO. You know, like, where before I would always, like, find an excuse to not want to go to the playroom or not. I very much tried to just put myself out there. Also, it was like, you know, like, let's say it was 100, if, like, 10 to 15% of me didn't want to go, but I knew, you know, I could tell by looking at you, you really wanted to go. I'm like, you know what? It's not always about me. It's about him too. So I'm really trying to like, I should always do that. You should always think of my feelings? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's an interesting concept. I mean, and I do, but I made a purpose, like effort to really try. Well, the truth is, if you always, like if you left it up to me, we'd almost always go to a playroom because that's just, I'm almost always bound to go. a few nights where I'm like exhausted. You know what? Let's just go to bed. But for the most part, 98% of the time, I would be willing. Which, and honestly, coming back from here, I mean, we obviously have a lot more nights to go over. I came back like having like the best time and really proud of myself for putting myself out there. So like, it was all great experiences. I'm really happy that I did that. Good. Yeah. So after that, we went to the pool. And this is the night that I was vibing out with my pizza. Yeah. I don't know what this looks. So you, and then maybe this was the first night you did it, but you got in this habit of when we went to the pool, you didn't want to get back in the chlorine and get wet and stuff like that. Well, I would get in there for a little bit and probably it would bother me. This is the other funny part. It was kind of cool at night down by the pool and stuff. And I think you didn't want to get cold or whatever. So you went and got pizza and you were literally, they had one of those big speakers and that they were playing music. And you were like sitting a foot away from it, eating your and just kind of dancing with your pizza. I just remember looking over and everybody's like, Lacey is living her best life with her pizza. If you know me, you know. She got fucked real good. She got her some pizza. Yeah. You know, she had attention to all the boys. Yeah. It's a good night. She probably came four or five times. Oh, for sure. And then she had some fresh cheese pizza. Yeah. You're good to go. 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Yes. And went to bed. We did. And we went to bed pretty late this night. And the problem is we had a massage at 9 a.m. So I ordered breakfast to kind of help wake us up. And we literally put a robe on and walked. in the spa or you can do one by the ocean. You're completely nude outside. It's pretty cool. I highly suggest their massages if you are thinking about booking. Do it. It's worth it. I slept through the entire thing. I did not. I did. It was a good time. I was out. I think I was asleep before the lady even got there. I regretted it because I genuinely enjoy them so I wish I was like obviously I was relaxed and living my best life but I wish I would have like been able to enjoy a little bit more but you know we did not do the salt sand scrub thing no we did not which honestly I like that salt so that scrub thing that they do but I think at this time we worry about it in the past we've gotten sunburned or I have gotten sunburned and then they did that and it is not pleasant with a sunburn I have pretty sensitive scans so that that I I just feel like it makes me itch after. It's really cool though. I like the way it feels. I like they scrub your whole body with this like salt scrubs type thing and then you get in the ocean to wipe to clean it off. It's a really cool experience. They're going to try to upsell you if you go to Hedo. So if that's something you're into, totally do it. But we came right back to our room and guess what? We went to bed. about lunch. And again, it started raining, which I know y'all are hearing all of this rain and you're like, did it ruin your trip? It really did not. It really did. Honestly, I would not think twice about booking Hedo at that same. Well, I think we already did. But I enjoyed that time of year better than I did the last May time of year. I was a little worried. And I think a lot of what I liked is, you know, the rain kept, it wasn't as sunny. It wasn't as hot. It wasn't, you know, the rain cooled it off. So I would let it rain for an hour every day to have the weather that we had that weekend. Yeah, it was like highs in the 80s. I mean, you can't be that. But we did get up and go to the buffet and have lunch. After that, we went to the pool for a little bit. We haven't really talked about pool games because we just talked about going to the pool. Party Mark and Topless Travel and My Fruits Keepers, the pool games were on point. That was a basketball hoop. And you had to throw. I don't really know what the game was. I don't really think there was a game. I think. At one point in time I heard him do say something about let's play knockout. Which is you know like two people try to shoot the ball in. And whoever gets it in first the other person's out. I think the game was the girl has a butt plug. And that looks like a basketball hoop. At one point in time they were just giving away butt plugs. It was like if you come up in here and let us put a butt plug in you. You can have the butt plug. Yeah. And there's like four or five girls that went on the stage just to get a butt plug. No, I think she said like one point I was talking to her. She said she put 15 butt plugs in on one day. I personally feel like that's a private thing. Like I don't want to do it on a stage in front of everybody. But lots of girls would go up there and get on all fours, spread the butt cheeks apart. They lube it up. Lots of fucking on the side of the pool with I got fucked with a strap on by the girl who fisted me. She fucked me with a strap on as well. It was very quick because I squirted everywhere. You were like, it was like five seconds. What other pool game? They did the car wash. We missed that. They did the duck game with the ducks. They did the ping pong balls. Yeah, which we actually just copied them and did that in Houston. We'll talk about that and we're going to do it at Secrets next week. So thanks for the What else? That's about it. It's one of the ones I remember. There was some crowd surfing. There was crowd surfing. That was a first. Yeah. Yeah. So they had somebody get on the opposite side of the pool. Yeah. And then fall into the crowd and the crowd carried them across the pool. And they were naked. Naked. Yeah. I think three people did it. One being one of our friends. Yeah. It was her birthday. It was her birthday. Yeah. It was her birthday. She was the one that started it. Mm-hmm. Oh, there was a ring toss. Yeah. At one point in time, Party Mark and Justin were using their hard dicks to catch rings. We might think of more. We'll come back if we think of more. But I definitely want to mention that because the pool days sound fun, but then when you're like, but wait, there was butt plugs with basketball hoops on the back of them. There was all kinds of fun things. And dick ring toss. Yeah. After the pool, we came in and slept. We napped for a little bit, and then it was time to get ready. for dinner and the club. This theme night was fetish leather and lingerie. And I had a wardrobe malfunction. This is the night. So I had this like beaded top on with like pasties underneath it. And I bent over to pick something up off the floor and the whole thing popped. I remember that. So we were like, I think we had to be at dinner at like 8.30 or 9 and we were like 15 minutes late because you had to like fix me up. Reassemble it. Yeah, I mean It worked. It was cute, but it just took me. You were stressing this night about your outfit. A little bit, just because I was having a hard time getting the top on just right, but it was fine. I actually really liked that outfit. Now, I did see a picture of me, and I'm like, eh. I didn't know if it looked as good as I felt like it looked in my mind, but I had a great time. It felt good, so that's really all that mattered, yeah. This night, we ate in the buffet. Well, it wasn't the buffet. This night, it was Was it the food on the... It was where they had that chicken. No, that was another night. That's Friday night. We ate buffet and... Well, we ate the buffet because we wanted to watch the fetish show. Oh, yes. Yeah, so if you've never been to Hedo and you're not sure about the shows, we always recommend the BDSM fetish night. That show is so hot. Yeah, so if you go to Hedo, they do these shows on the stage every night. And it's usually that they have what they call it, like the entertainment team or whatever. Yeah, I don't know what they call them. So it's a bunch of hot Jamaicans, right? So these guys with six-pack abs and these girls with big booties and, you know, they dance sexy every single night. And it's entertaining. It can get repetitive if you go every night. It's also extremely warm and you got a full belly. So there's a lot working against them. You can kind of zap your energy. But if you're going to watch one of these dance shows, the one you want to watch is on Fetish. because it is probably the hottest. I mean, they're doing everything. The most sexy. But actually fucking. I mean, like it's pretty intense. Like there's like a milk scene where there's like milk. I mean, there's like a thing where there's paint. You know, I like a good milk scene. Oh my gosh, I'm going to kill you. It's really hot. I mean, like you're wondering, are these, because they live on Hedo grounds. You're like, are these dancers fucking each other because in real life, because the sexual chemistry is It's insane. They roll a bed out. I don't know. It's definitely worth watching. Yeah. It's one you want to see. Yeah. After that, we went to the club and you DJed. I did. Yes, you did. And I ended up taking my beaded top off. And I remember handing it to you at the DJ booth. I don't think you DJed that long. This is the night that I was filming you. Because when Dan DJs, I try to film little videos. You should make the TikTok out of that. I should, yeah. And so I'm like filming him DJing and the way the stage works. It's not really a stage, almost like a riser. Like a booth. Yeah. And there's stairs going down. I'm walking and I didn't realize there was like a step down and I bust my ass. Yeah. And it's on film. Like you see the phone going. Well, the funny thing is I think I had my headphones, you know, I was DJing and I had my headphones on. So I don't think I heard you at all. I don't know if I really realized you were there. Yeah. The video is hilarious because you're videoing. You should play this one too. This would be another good one. So she's videoing me DJing and she's trying to zoom in on me mixing or whatever and kind of get the crowd in the background blurry. And as she's videoing, she's walking around me and she falls. Then you hear her say, I'm okay. You want to say I fall down? Oh yeah, I fell down. Let me see if I can find it. Then she's like, I'm okay. I think this might be a... You couldn't really hear it. But you kind of hear a little bit. She says, I fell down, but I'm okay. And then she pops back up. And like, I hurt my toe, like my foot, but like nobody saw me. And I'm looking around like, I'm not okay, but I'm okay. But it was a fun night. You didn't DJ very long. That was one thing I did like about Hedo. You only DJ like 30 minutes an hour or something like that. Yeah. But after that, we went to the playroom again. We bypass and pull. We've learned. Right. So the key to Hedo is if you go to that nude pool at night, that is where your night ends. Yeah. It is very hard to get out of that nude pool and then go fuck after that. Just the inner, you know, the hot tub, the pool, it just kind of zaps everybody. And, you know, people kind of hang out until they're ready for bed. Yeah. So we went straight to the playroom. We did. This time I fucked the Beast of Beauty and the Beast. And you fucked the Beauty. And then you fucked Annika. And I didn't fuck AJ that night. I don't know why. Maybe I was just getting kind of tired. I can't remember. But this is the night that Annika did DVP. Yeah, she's a dirty girl. all the things. Was it me and AJ in her? I think so. Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. She took it like a champ. She did. Yeah. Yeah. And then again, I feel like this is pretty repetitive, but it's like, then we go back to the pool. Yeah. And we hung out there for a little while. Well, and this is, you know, the first two or three days, it kind of took us in our group a while to kind of find our groove. Yeah. And it's funny that we say that because I feel like if you went back and listened to Hedo last year, we probably said the exact same thing where it took us a while to find our groove. But it does. And then we finally found our groove. And our groove was probably what we're saying right now, right? It's like, okay, party at the nude pool during the day, right? Four or five o'clock, you go take a nap, get up, go to dinner, go to the club for a little bit, dance, then go fuck, go shower, get cleaned off, go fuck, and then go to the pool. That's kind of the schedule. Yeah, and that's kind of how heat it works. And the nights when we didn't have the club nights, it kind of threw us all off. So we're like, what do we do with our hands? But it worked out. We went to the pool. Of course, had my nighttime pizza. And then bed. And then bed. Yeah. Okay. Well, we have three more. No, we actually have two more days. All right. No, I think we're going to... We're going to keep going? No. We'll save that for next week. Yeah, we'll save it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was worried about it being three episodes, but I think we'll get it in the next two. So it's going to be three total. Yeah, three total. I was worried it was going to go to four. Oh, okay. That's cool. We'll get it done in three. Yeah, so when this comes out... Well, this comes out Thursday. Next week is Secrets. We've sold out of rooms for Secrets. But if you would like to come on a J-Pass, you're more than welcome to. We'll be at Secrets Hideaway the 4th, 5th, and 6th of September. Right. So this is going to come out on Thursday. So it's a week before this episode. Yeah. So we're about a week. You got a week to figure out how to get to Florida to hang out with us. It's going to be amazing. I'm looking so forward to this. Yeah. And if you do, for some reason, a lot of room sometimes we do have last minute cancellations so you can email admin at swingersociety.net admin at swingersociety and ask to be put on the wait list or just ask mandy if we have any cancellations and if we do we can get you in a room uh there just there always tends to be some last minute cancellations yeah somebody's kids are sick or something happens so yeah but yeah if not you can always stay in a hotel nearby and just come in on day passes and night passes and still have just as much fun and be part of the the show the the experience Or maybe if you have a friend in the room, you can, you know, double up with them or something like that. This is like our last big swear on society thing for the year. It is. Yeah, it is. We had a few things that were planned that Tempted's under construction. We had a lot of people ask about Tempted, so I guess we can probably just go ahead and say that. Yeah, so we're going to do a Tempted December party. But if you live in the Louisville area or go to Tempted regularly, you know that that club is under construction. And so we weren't sure. And it might be that the construction is done in time. But because we weren't sure, we didn't want to sell tickets and then have the club not be done and then have to cancel the party. We were very worried about if the construction was going to get done in time for us to do the takeover. So we decided rather than risk it, it'd be better just to push the party until later. Correct. So we're looking at dates for next year possibly to do that. We also got some new things. We do. We'll do lots of things. For next year. So the next few months are kind of light for us. But we're excited. Lots of things coming. We'll be on bliss, obviously. But kind of the month of October, we kind of have the month off. What are we going to do? Maybe we'll have to go to trapeze. Who knows? Well, yeah. Lord forbid we could stay home for a whole month and not do anything. I can't help it. Don't act like you don't want to go. So we'll figure that out. But yeah, Yeah, we'll look at things for October. We might drop into trapeze or, I don't know, Euros or who knows, somewhere else. And then, yeah, December, I don't know, might end up dropping in somewhere too if we don't do anything else. So tell us where we should go. Yeah. Because we'll just be coming as Dan and Lacey. Right. But stay tuned to Swinger Society because we do have some big news that I can't share yet but is in the works. But now everyone's going to text us because you just said that. Well, I can't tell you. Yeah. I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy. I'm not. You're legally sworn to secrecy. Yeah. So stay tuned for that. But some big stuff we're excited about for next year. And it's actually good that we get a little time this year because I think we need to kind of get ourselves organized for what's to come. Yeah. Because it's bigger, better. Stronger, faster. I don't know. But anyway, stay tuned for all that. We're super excited. All right. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners? That's it. All right. That in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more in the show notes. Come join the conversation with us and other Swinger content creators on our Swinger Society Discord If you have questions or feedback, email them to us at theswingnation at gmail.com Make sure you head on over to theswingnation.net and keep up to date on all things Swing Nation We thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next time. Goodbye