Hedonism II Part 1: Dan Spins Beats, Lacy Gets Fisted & The Party Begins

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If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern God. And Southern Girl. And we are back with another episode of the Swing Nation podcast. We are. Full episode. Mm-hmm. This episode, we're going to take you on a little journey. We're going to head to a tropical island for, um, we're going to Hedo. I was having to know. I thought you were saying for how many days. I didn't know where you were going with that. I was trying to think of some clever way of like leading up to that. Yeah. It was a valid effort. Yeah. We went to Hedo for eight days, if you were wondering. We went to Hedo for eight days. Yeah. Okay. So if you go back like two or three podcast episodes, we did an episode when we talked about, hey, we're here in the studio and it's like midnight. We leave for Hedo tomorrow. Yeah. So that's kind of where we left our listeners. And then we did a few interview podcasts and now we're back. Yeah. So our internet was down at our house. The Grass Cutter Guy, a couple house down Cutter Faber. And it was literally like less than 12 hours before we left for Hedo. We did not have a podcast to get out. So we had to kind of scramble, come to the office, knock that podcast out. And the problem is that it takes a couple hours for Dan to edit them. So he had to stay at the office and I had to go back home to like finish packing and stuff. So I left him here and I went home. I packed. I think I got like a total of 27 minutes according to my ordering. So about 30 minutes worth of sleep and you never even went to bed right? No yeah I stayed here edited that podcast got it uploaded posted and then basically went home and woke you up and said let's go babe. Yeah so we got ready and headed to the airport. Well Dan didn't really even know I'm kind of like you know in every like couple there's one that does certain things. I always like book our travel Booker Hotels, except for Airbnb. For some reason, you always book Airbnb. I have no idea why. Well, I think it's because you struggle with geographic locations. Yeah, I do. But if you can tell me what hotel to book in what days, I can do that. So I was like, hey, we need to leave the house at like 4. And you were like, okay. So of course, we didn't leave the house on time because, you know, whoever does. So I think we live to like 4.15. What time was our flight? At 6. And it was an international flight. And it's like 30. Minutes. 40 minutes to the airport. At 40 probably. Yeah. Because we've moved. And I was still counting the 30 minutes. So anyway. We didn't get to the airport until about 5. And our flight left at 6. And you realize this timing thing. On the way to the airport. Basically as we're pulling out of the driveway. No. No. It was like a little bit after that. I think you realized it. when your tire light went off. So the air pressure tire light thingy went off. And you look down at it. You look down at the clock and was like, what? Because you were thinking, am I having a blowout? Do I need to put air on my tire? What's going on? And you were like, now what time was our flight? And I was like, six. I've told you that. And so we had this whole heated argument in the car at five o'clock in the morning. You did yourself an hour at the airport before an international flight? We did. And we made it. So long so short, Dan ended up having like a slow leak in his tire. It was fine. But we had to get it fixed when we got home. But we basically just had to get to the airport and like hope for the best. And it ended up working out. It was fine. I mean, we needed air once we got home. So when that air pressure light went off, I looked at the, you know, my truck has the where it shows each air, the tire, each pressure, the pressure in each tire. And that one was was the only one. Like, all the other ones are perfect. And that one, I'm like, there's something wrong with this tire. It's not just that it's cold this morning or warm this morning. Yeah. It was just like, can we make it to the airport? What does that look like? Also, he's mad at me because of the tire. But we do live in an area with a very small airport. And we have TSA pre-check. So, like, I knew that we would be okay. And what's crazy is because I have anxiety about just about everything. But for some reason, when I'm traveling, I have like no anxiety. That's like the one time mine kicks in. Yeah. So. I don't like being late to anything. Yeah. Or traveling. I like to be ahead of time. I like to. I just don't like that feeling of like panic. Like if. Yeah. No I get it. I don't know why. It's like I cry when things are not important but when things are actually important I don't cry. Yeah. Because we made it with like five minutes to spare in time before they close the where they would check your bags on the plane. Is that true? Yeah. An hour before. I've seen people not get their bags checked. Now, I don't know. Maybe in this little airport, they're a little more lenient than some. But a lot of airports, if you show up, you know, if it's an hour before the flight, they stop checking bags. If you show up at, you know, 59 minutes before the flight, they will not check your bag. Well, not only do they check our bags, but we made it to our gate. We were able to sit down, then decide we want breakfast. Oh, we ain't got breakfast, brought it back. We ate. We were able to go to the restroom. We were in no room. What's over? Right. But for everybody listening, it took us five minutes to go through security. Yeah. Which it could have not done that. But it always does. You were right. Well, we'll never do that again, hopefully. But in this case, it worked out. It did. It always works out. I've never missed a flight, except for once, and I just completely slept through it. Like, there was no hope. Like, I didn't even leave the house. Well, for international flights, you've got to give me at least two hours. At least two hours. Okay. Here, in this city. Okay. Other cities, we need three. Okay. Well, we made it. So we kind of got off on a rocky start. And then our flight, like we boarded. And then there was like. Sat on the runway. Yeah, there was like. Oh, no. Remember? It was the damn overhead wouldn't close. Yeah. This is actually a funny story. Yeah, it is. So we get on the plane. We're ready to like shove off and go take off. And the stewardesses are going around. They're closing all the overheads. And one of the damn overheads won't stay closed. Yeah. And they're slamming it and latching it. go and get the pilot and the pilot comes out and he's messing with it. They're playing with the latch. A couple of the first class customers, because that's what the one that wasn't working, got up and they're messing with it. But they just could not could not get this in the latch. And I think even somebody joked and was like, just duct tape it. And we're like, ha ha ha. And then they so they had to call for maintenance to come in and fix this latch. Right. And I'm thinking, well, there must be a reason. Like, you know, it's probably some TSA thing. They can't just, you know, they have to fix that latch. So it's properly secure. Right, so if something moves, yeah. We wait, what, two hours for the maintenance person to show up? I don't know, no. This is American Airlines. It was a while, an hour and a half. It was more than an hour. Maybe total. Yeah, okay. But anyway, the person finally shows up, and what do they do? They duct tape it. They duct taped it closed. And we just like, everybody on the, like, everybody started off. One of the first class customers was like, I had duct tape in my bag. I could have done that two hours ago. Really? Yeah. Well, and of course, now Dan's panicked the whole way to the airport. Now he's panicking. Right, because now it's making our connection tight. Which wasn't tight. We still had plenty of time. We still, I knew that. And I was like, we're going to be fine. You know, but you're like, oh, no, they're going to have to come. They're not going to be able to fix it. They're going to have to like take the lock off and put a new lock or, and they won't do that with everybody. And like you had created like all these scenarios. And I was like, babe, it's. Well, because a lot of times when maintenance comes, they deplane you. Yeah. Yeah. It ended up being fine. The duct tape was hilarious. But they duct taped it. We were able to go. No issues. Every flight that we were on was delayed that day. So I think we were supposed to get there at like 2 something land in Jamaica. We didn't get there until like 6 or 5.30 or something. Everything was just a little bit behind. We got lucky that there was long delays between the flights. Yeah, there was. And we got there. We did Club Mo Bay. So if you're listening to this and you're thinking about going to Hedo, we highly recommend it. We are in no way affiliated with them. We're just people that have used it every time we went. Sometimes you can get lucky and there's not a long line to get through customs in Jamaica. But then other times you can go and the line be like hours long. Because we flew in on Friday, there really wasn't much of a line. So honestly, we could have done it without that. But we did get it. We did have it for this time. And essentially, it's like a VIP service. When you deboard the plane, they're right there. and they kind of walk you through. They cut the line. They escort you to cut the line. That's what Club Bombay is. Yeah, you cut all the lines. And then they help you with your luggage and they get you to where you check on your, if you have a private car or a bus or whatever transportation you have, they get you there. And then while you're waiting on your transportation, you hang out in their like little lounge area. Luckily for us, every time we've taken a private car and we've never really had to wait. Sometimes we'll go in there if we're really hungry or need a drink or something. This time, we've done that enough. We were like, just get us. Get us there. At this point, the only sleep that we had had was on the plane. Sometimes I can sleep really well, I guess because of all the trouble with the latch and all of that. I slept some, but not nearly enough to survive. We were hungry, too, so we just wanted to get there. Chitty Chatty in the cabs while we ride. I prefer silence. That's just our personality differences. Yeah, you're very introverted. I am very extroverted. Yeah, like by the time we get to Hedo, Dan knows everything about this taxi driver. He knows about his family, where he lives, if he's been to America, like all this information. I'm just so opposite of you. Like, I'm perfect. But it annoys you a little bit. It does. Because usually I'm tired. Yeah. And I just want to like. You're just like shut up and let me go. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like. You're just like. I mean you're happy and you're just having a great time. And I try really hard to be not annoyed by it. But it does somewhat annoy me. I don't know why. Well sorry. I mean I'm glad that you are the way that you are. And that we're not both the same way. Because we probably would just never talk to anybody. We definitely would not have a podcast. We would definitely not. We would probably be in a little bit different of a business if I was not extroverted. Yeah. Yeah, because I don't talk to anybody. So we finally arrive at Hedo and we get checked in and it was that weird in between like dinner, like lunch and dinner. So they were setting up for dinner. So we basically checked into our room, kind of got settled in, changed clothes because we had, I think I had like, Comfy clothes on. So we wanted something a little bit nicer for dinner. But I was not, I was not feeling the theme, the whole thing. We were exhausted by this point. Yeah, and this was Friday night was the, where they do like the, it was like a red dress gala. And they had like all the, you know, when they put the grills and everything out on the deck. And it's like a real. Well, it's like the farewell. Most people go to Hedo like seven days. So seven to seven, like Saturday to Saturday. So Friday typically is like your farewell dinner. Obviously, you do not have to stay that amount of time, but that's kind of how they structure their week. But they said the week before was only at 40% capacity, so it was not very busy, not a lot going on. So we had dinner. We went back to our room. We made the swag bag. So if you don't know, when you go to Hedo or like Bliss Cruise, something like that with us, we typically do like an elevated swag bag. So it's got some good stuff in it. Yeah. And you're talking like t-shirts and like, you know, full bottles of lube and condoms. And, you know, I don't know. You make them necklaces. They get a lot of decent stuff. Yeah. So we we it's easier to travel with them separated. So once we arrive and unpack and all that, we we did that. And we also so I guess we can talk about this. We got a premium room this time. I debate. Do you stay on the nude side? Or the prude side? We've always stayed on the prude side. I personally like it over there. It's quiet. When it's time to go to bed, I want the music to cut off. And to be honest, we're closer to secrets and not secrets. We're closer to sandals. Sorry, not secrets. And they're getting down at night too. Yeah. I mean, they're not super night owls over there. Well, it seems like they cut it off earlier. Like at midnight. So this time we did a premium crude side ocean view. So we had a balcony and we could see out. So if you see some of my TikToks or pictures where I'm on a wooded deck, that's what that is. In this room you get a mini bar, you get alcohol in your room, and then you can order room service breakfast to be delivered every morning. So I personally enjoy the You said you didn't feel like it was really worth it. Oh, I don't know. So parts of it I liked and parts of it I didn't like. So the room is redone. So it's like all marble and it's, you know, it's nicer. The room is nicer, like just the aesthetics of the room. So I like that part. I do like, so they do, so like you said, you have a mini bar, but it's like an all inclusive mini bar. So they restock your drinks and all that stuff. So it is like, you know, when you come back at the room at two o'clock in the morning and it's like, man, I could really use, you know, a Sprite or something like, or water. It's there in the mini bar. are for you. You don't have to take your cup and go get it filled up somewhere. So that part is nice. And then the third part I like that was probably my favorite part is the part that they bring you breakfast in the morning. So you put a little sign on your door with what you want for breakfast the next morning. They show up the next day. They basically knock on the door and wake you up with breakfast. That part is nice. Now, it is significantly more expensive. I don't know how much. I'm not sure. A couple grand, something like that. $1,000, $1,500, yeah. And we have talked about doing it every year. And this is the first year we did it. There's even a step up from that. There is a room with a hot tub that comes with like a butler and all kinds of stuff. So it's really whatever you want. I mean, I kind of would like at some point to travel the mall so we can. Yeah, of course you do. So we can give our honest opinion. But some people really like. Then there's a whole like there's like the H block, which is behind the main area, like the main ones. A lot of people like those. Those are new, too. So. Yeah. Well, I would say if you're going to Hedo, the truth is you're not in your room. No, you're not. Very much, right? You're basically in there to sleep, nap, change. Yeah. And maybe fuck if you're not like a playroom person. We like fucking in the playroom. So we're almost very, we don't spend a lot of time in the room. So, you know, upgrading it, I don't know if it's, you know, the little perks about getting the drinks and the breakfast and all that is nice. I guess it just depends on your budget. Yeah. If you are on a budget, I would say there's nothing wrong with getting the absolute Cheapest Room Hedo has because that's really only like 10% of your experience at Hedo. Yeah, I agree. So after we went and had dinner and we did our swag bags, I was ready to call it a night. But Dan really wanted to go to the pool in the hot tub area. We actually went down there once and they were closed because during dinnertime, they shock all the pools. So you have to wait so long before you get back in. But somehow he talked me into going back out twice. So I just, I knew I was really, this trip was really trying to like YOLO, like just go with the flow, not overthink, not overcomplicate, just kind of like, I don't know, not be a stick in the mud. I don't know how to describe it. So when you were like, I could tell you really wanted to go. And so I was like, okay, this isn't just about me. This is about his experience as well. So I did not want to go to the hot tub, but I knew you wanted to go. Well, I basically, I think, you know, we had text party Mark and so many other topless travel people. And so we were there. So I mostly just wanted to like have a little FaceTime and be like, Hey, we made it. Good to see you guys. It was fine. We, you were right. We should have, I was just like, I had been up for 24 hours at that point and was exhausted. So that was really. Your motivation. Yeah. We didn't stay down there long. Um, and we came back to the room about midnight or so. And then. we went to bed yes so we woke up the next morning with our first breakfast in bed which we loved we had pancakes and like pastries every morning it was delightful it was very uh and then we slept for a little bit and then we got ready and we went up to the lobby so saturday is the day that most everybody arrived so we wanted to be up at the desk with topless travel and my frisky business to kind of welcome everyone in so So we sat up there and they checked in with Topless Travel. And then we gave them a swag bag from us. They got a swag bag from Topless. They got some necklaces. So the bulk of the day was hanging out up there. Not my favorite thing. I would much rather have been in the pool. It was just that lobby area holds a lot of heat. It was hot. I was sober. Still kind of recovering. You know, once my sleep gets off like that, it takes me a couple of days. I was still kind of. Right. And I think of note at this point is we were only 10 days post Naughty in Orleans. Yeah. So we were, we were, I don't think we had fully recovered from Naughty yet when we went into Hedo. Correct. Yeah. So, um, that was the book of our day, Saturday, just kind of hanging out, passing out things, um, getting to see everybody come in. And I can remember like a couple of times thinking because like when you meet people at the beginning of the week versus leaving them like the next time, It's like almost like a whole lifetime of like things. No, you're meeting a stranger that first day. And usually by the end of the week, you're all best friends. Yeah. And I can remember thinking, okay, which one of these people are going to be like our people? Because you always like find your tribe, no matter who's there, you find your group of people. And I can remember like pausing and thinking about that as people were checking in. Because it's like, it's hard to tell because like, I don't just judge people like the second, like based on their outer appearance. I could look at you and think, oh, you're an okay guy. But then by the end of the week, I could think you're the hottest guy ever because you have this, like, amazing, cool personality. So it's really fun to see strangers turn into, like, lifelong friends. Yeah. Yeah. That's a neat roller coaster. It's a very Hedo thing. Yes, it is. So about four o'clock or so, they kind of wrapped up everything at the front desk, and we moved down to, like, it's party time. So pretty much everybody had, like, I mean, there's a few stragglers if they're... There were some delayed flights and stuff. I think there might even have been one or two people that didn't make it into the next day. Oh, really? So, we went to the room and just dropped our stuff. This time, I tried, even though we still had a lot of bags, because there was a lot of themes, there was a lot of swag bags, a lot of stuff we had to give away. I really tried to not bring a lot of clothes. I can remember in Hito's in the past, I was like changing clothes two or three times before. to like walk to the pool to take it off. This time, I said, screw that. I'm not bringing anything for that. I literally wore like my robe everywhere. I have like a thin robe. And I just put that on, walked to the pool, took it off, put it back on to walk back. And that was kind of like. Your outfit of the week. Yeah, pretty much. Your daytime outfit of the week. Yeah. So we went to the nude pool. We had a lot of fun, especially like being the first day. We stayed until about 630 or so. And then. We went back because, again, this is now our second day. We're kind of recovered from traveling, but everybody else, this is their, like, first day there. So, like, people are tired. That first day when people travel is always kind of hard. Yeah, I really enjoyed going in a day early to get that I'm exhausted travel day kind of out of the way for us, you know, especially since we're hosting and, you know, we wanted to kind of put our best foot forward for everybody. But I can remember that first day in that pool. us having like an actual conversation of like wow there's a lot of energy in this pool and there's a lot of energy for it being first day travel day yeah yeah for sure uh i mean it was a sold out event everybody was like immediately you could tell they were just like there to have like fun so it it was a it was a good time i was really happy so after about 6 30 or so we went back to the room and kind of almost immediately had to start getting ready. I think we met Beauty and the Beast couple. They're on our Discord. You've heard us talking about them on here. They've been to Hedo in the past. They go to Secret and stuff like that. We were going to meet them for Generate 8. So by the time we... Yeah, that's like an hour and a half. But by the time I get completely ready, make my TikToks, take my pictures... An hour and a half is almost not enough time for you to get ready. Correct, yeah. The theme for this night was Y2K Affair, which I thought was a lot of fun theme. We haven't. We've done 90s. We've done 80s. We've done all the things. But isn't it almost 90s again? Kind of. Yeah. Because Y2K is 1999 going into 2000. So it's kind of the same. Yeah. It's very similar to a 90s party. It can. That's what it felt like to me. But yeah. Yeah. But even the 80s into the 90s can kind of be the same. You know, think like Say by the Bell and stuff like that. The 90s. The 90s into the 2000s is kind of the same. I had like a juicy couture velour outfit with the butterfly clips. I thought it was fun. No, it was good. Would you get me a... You had an airbrush shirt. Airbrush shirt, yeah. And a hat, yeah. Yeah. But we went to the Italian place this time. Now, I have said on the podcast that I don't think the Italian place is very good. I think out of all the restaurants, it's like my least favorite. were like we want to try it. They've been hito a couple times and they have never tried it. I was like okay I'm gonna prove to you that I'm right and we went and sure enough it was. Well the funny thing is I got lobster and steak for whatever reason it was on the menu at the Italian restaurant that night and it was good. But it wasn't Italian you know I mean it was it was lobster and steak and I can remember eating it you guys were all eating like whatever pasta and lasagna and stuff and I was eating the lobster and steak and you guys were like this is okay and I'm like well this is pretty good. I mean, it was fun. I personally, I struggle with eating at Hedo. I'm not, I'm a pretty picky eater. I also struggle with eating on Bliss. I just don't like a lot of buffet type food. I don't know. It just doesn't do it for me. Um, so I kind of, I don't go to Hedo for the food, if that makes sense. I mean, there is definitely some top night items there, and I think you have to kind of find what's good, but I'm just not a huge fan of the Italian. Yeah. It's my least favorite. Yeah. I mean, it's completely fine food. Like, it's... Yeah. We went and watched the show for a little while. And then we headed to the club. Now, Dan, you had brought your DJ equipment. So, let's talk about... There was no... Why are you smiling at me? I'm just waiting to see what you're going to say. There was no, like, official plans for you to DJ. Correct. But you did bring your stuff and were like, I'm here if you need us. Basically. Yeah. So it's, we're like literally walking into the club and I'm like ready. You know, I'm excited. We are starting to meet people. It's like the energy is, you know. Yeah. And you're like, I'm going to DJ. And I'm like, what? And so like you take off to the room and like go get all your DJ stuff. And I'm like, fuck. Yeah. I was ready to have fun. Yeah. No, I agree. Yeah. So the way it works. So I had message party Mark. So this This week was a topless travel week. And topless travel had 80% of the resort, right? The resort was sold out. There was one other group there besides the topless travel group. So it was us, topless travel, my frisky business. And I honestly don't even know the name of the other group. But there was one other group there. But us, my frisky business, and topless travel are kind of all sub-affiliates of topless travel. And so Party Mark had kind of taken over the entertainment for the whole week. And so I told Party Mark ahead of time, because it's really just him and Justin, who is one of the owners of My First Key Business. They were the only two DJs slash entertainers. And you're talking about they were doing the pool party. They were doing the club parties. So they're DJing almost all day, every day. So basically, I was like, hey, if you need a hand and you need some help, let me know. Which was nice. And they had specific on the schedule, there were specific like topless travel club nights. And it was like two nights out of the week or something. But they basically were like, Like, hey, we can go in there. You know, the Hedo DJs are pretty good. And actually, there's a few of them that were really good. But it's not exactly our group's jam, you know. So, you know, I think when we get us to DJ, it's just a little more energy, a little bit more, you know, that young swingers vibe that we were kind of going for. So, Mark had just, I think, come up to me at dinner or come up to me right after dinner. Yeah, I feel like it was right after our dinner. He's like, hey, we're going to go take over the DJ in the club tonight. He's like, do you want to do it? And I was like, yeah, sure. Like, I don't mind. Yeah. So it was kind of like a last minute, like as we're going to the club, like, hey, you want to do this? Yeah. So you, and honestly, had that been at Secrets with all of our friends or what, but I just didn't know a whole lot of people there. Even though we were hosting and stuff, this is the first night really. So I hadn't really had an opportunity. I knew a couple people, but not many. And the My Frisky Business crowd, this is, they've got a big group. They're all friends. They all come together every year. So it's like a little intimidating to like intermingle there. And so I just was like shit. I just lost my crutch. Yeah. Because you're like my person that talks to people and I just kind of like hang out. You know. So you DJ and I was honestly not sure how long you were going to DJ. Well. So Annika and AJ they're new swingers on the block. They were there as well. But for some reason I think for their travel day or something, they laid down and ended up sleeping through dinner. I think they came out later, but during the first part of the club, they weren't there. Beauty and the Beast couple was like, she was tired. It was a travel day for them. She was like, I'm ready to fuck. She was like, let's go fuck. I was like, Dan's DJing. I'm like, you're DJing and I'm trying to give you hand signals. How long is it going to be? We want to fuck. And you're like, just dancing. You're just like living your best life. And I'm like, he doesn't get it, guys. And so they were like, okay, we're going to go fuck and go to bed. Now, it's like 11. You know, it's not early, but it's not late. So I was like, okay. Then I was hanging out with Annika and AJ for a while. And then not long after you came down. And I was like, babe, they wanted to get you like, I think it was like maybe less than 30 minutes. They wanted to go fuck. And you were like, Why didn't you tell me? I'm like, we tried to. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. You were like, you were like, Beauty and the Beast wanted to go fuck. And you know, if you listen to this podcast, you know, she's up there on my roster. Yeah. She's, you know. She's one of your favorites. She's one of my favorite draft picks. Yeah. On that, in that department. So I was like, I want to turn the fucking music off and left. Like you needed to get that message much more clearly to me than you. I don't know how like me making like, I don't even think I saw that in a finger. Like, You can't see my fingers on the podcast. The problem, you know, the DJ booth at the Hedo Club is kind of like up. Yeah. And then like with the lights and stuff, it's really hard to see people. Yeah. So anyway, so you came down and we were like, okay, we'll just go to the pool, which we've learned in the past. You don't go to the pool first. You go to the playroom first. But because you had DJed, it kind of like. Killed it. Not killed the vibe, but all our friends are basically already on the bed. It was just like me and you. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to the pool and we got to see Annika and AJ again, who of course were really good friends with. We played with them in the past and she had never been, they had never been to Hedo. This is their first time. They had never been to the playroom. And so we were like, okay, let's go, you know, let's do this. So we went, which honestly I was super glad because we've never played with them like two on two. Other than content. Other than content, but even the content, other people were in the room. Well, in the room, yeah. So it's, you know, yeah, it's us four, but there's just a lot going on. You're right. The one time we made, I think we've only made content two on two with them one time, and there was like three or four other people in the room. Yeah. Like people filming and stuff. So I was excited, and there's something magical about the playrooms at Hedo. I don't know. Fucking under the stars in the Caribbean. There is something magical. It doesn't get much better than that. Yeah, and can we talk a little bit about the weather, first of all, right? Yeah. Because I was going into this Hedo week, it being, the last week of July into the first week of August, I was like, it's just going to be hot. It's just going to be miserable. I was very concerned about being too hot and uncomfortable. Yeah. Well, and we had just came from New Orleans, which was extremely hot and extremely uncomfortable. But a lot of New Orleans is inside where, you know, most everything is outdoors-ish, you know. So, yeah, I was genuinely concerned. We went last year in May. And it was like borderline miserable. Like almost too hot. Right. There was times when you're like, this would be so much more enjoyable if it was like 10, 15 degrees cooler. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, when it's 9 o'clock at night and it's still 90 degrees and, you know, 80% humidity and you're all sticky and, you know, like it's just too much. Yeah. So going into this, like I planned all my outfits, even your outfits, I tried to like take into account the temperature. It was actually very pleasant. The whole week. And I don't know if it's the time of year. Or I don't know if it's. Unseasonably. If it just. We caught a lucky week. I don't know. But I would say. Comparing this year to last year. The weather was way more enjoyable. Well it did rain every single day. And I can remember later in the week. Party Mart saying that people were like. Oh shit. Y'all are going to have bad weather. I'm sorry. I will take a little rain in the middle of the day. Over 100 degrees. And no rain any day. like the rain made it nice it did not hinder and we didn't come home with like huge sunburns or anything and you're super pale so that's important for you to not come home with that now i will say almost every single day it rained yeah but it rained for like an hour it reminds me of like when i lived in florida like you know you could almost set your watch it was like about three four o'clock the rain is going to come in and it's going to rain for an hour and then it's going to clear off but you're right that post rain like temperature you know it probably got down in the low 80s high 70s there a few times yeah which for august in jamaica is seems crazy to me it was hotter at home than it was in jamaica i lifted up i think it was like in the 80s every single day and i was like how in the hell did i don't know but it it ended up being very nice so fucking outdoors at night in jamaica was perfect that was my point so then we went to the playroom it was like you know 80 degrees yeah and not too muggy and And very, very comfortable in that playroom. I can remember last year having to go into, they have like an indoor part that's air conditioned. And I remember fucking in there because it was just too hot to fuck outside. We did not have that issue. I can remember. It was almost too cold in there this year. Yeah. Sometimes we walked in there and we're like, it is freezing in there. Let's go out here and fuck. Which is crazy to me. No, for sure. So us, Annika and AJ full swapped out. It was the first night, so the playrooms were not super packed. And to be honest, with you, I forgot how good of a fuck he was. They were like our party friends. If you want to have a good time and just balls to the wall, you don't know what's going to happen, they are the people. They bring the vibe. They bring the energy. You need that in every group. Start to finish. They're fun on the dance floor. They're fun in the pool. They're fun in the playroom. There's not too many people That can do all of that. Yeah. She posted, you posted a TikTok of me and her and she commented on it and said something like, I'm the calm of her storm. And that's really true. Like she brings me up. I bring her down a little. So it kind of like balances it out. You know, like I need her to kind of like hype me up and she needs me to be like, no, we cannot do that. Yeah. But I really very much enjoyed the first night doing the full spot with just them. You know, again, it had been a while. since we even had played with them. And then, you know, to have that, it was a blast. I really enjoyed myself. Yeah. They're fun. They're a lot of fun. They're a lot of fun. She's one of those where you have to tap. Yeah. She will not. And then she's also, like, pretty much down for whatever, you know what I mean, which is, I like that too, you know what I'm saying? Because you're down for whatever. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So definitely a good time. And I'm like, I'm not down for whatever. I have questions. You know, like, what's the temperature How long are we doing this? Do I need an outfit for that? Will there be water? Yes. She's just like, okay, let's do it. We're opposite now. Great first time. Okay. I think now's the time to take a little break, hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast, and then when we get back, we're at day two of the eight-day trip. Technically three. Oh, yeah. All right. Day three. Okay. We'll be right back, guys. Lacey, the question we get asked on social media and TikTok more than any other question is how do I find lifestyle people, lifestyle events, lifestyle parties, lifestyle cruises, lifestyle people? I think I already said that. In my area. Basically anything lifestyle you need. How do I find it? You need to get on a Swinger website and SDC is one of our It's really big here in the Southeast U.S. for sure. Yeah. And it has all the clubs listed. It has all the parties listed. You can find information on cruises. 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It's because of our, we wouldn't, I could not afford to buy all this stuff and put it in your bags. I know. If it wasn't for our sponsors. Yeah. So, huge shout out to all of them. Thank you, guys. Yeah. Okay. So, Sunday, we slept in. Again, we had our breakfast. So we do a tour on Sunday every time when we host. Ideally, we would do it Saturday, but because of... Everybody's coming in sporadically. It's impossible. Now, the truth is they've kind of found the main areas by Sunday morning, but there's a lot of fun other places that we try to go and show. And the reason we do this is the first time we went to Hedo, it was during COVID. And we checked in and they were like, okay, your room is number whatever good luck and like that was it so we kind of had to figure it out for ourselves and it ended up just it took us longer than needed to figure everything out so we do a little tour on sunday mornings and it's really nice to get everybody together it starts helping people make connections it helps us put faces to a name because as much as we try it's kind of hard to remember who all is with our group like to have their like Faces. Well, sometimes we don't even have their faces. You know what I mean? Like sometimes it's not on the paperwork, right? So if you book through us and you go through our link and you book with topless, you know, through us, but with topless travel, unless you're on Swimmer Society and on the Discord. And you're active. Right. Unless you're active in the community, we might not even know what you look like. Yeah. So that first day of getting the whole group or not everybody shows up, but the majority of the group does show up and kind of putting, and I would even encourage you if you do come to Hedo with us and you've already done the tour and you know how to do it. to still come to that tour because then you get to meet everybody else. For sure, yeah. And it's really the one time where we kind of get the whole group together. Yeah, and it depends. Different years. Some years we all sit together at dinner. Some years some of us sit, you know, it just kind of, we don't pre-plan it. It's just kind of whatever naturally happens. And so this is like a good opportunity to start those, you know. Yeah, connections, yeah. And making plans and stuff. So after the tour, we came back to the room. and relax and we slept all day uh i don't know what this is the day that we slept all day yeah it was the first real full day yeah so um we had so this is what happened we had a pool party at two so we got back to the room about noon so we were like oh we'll lay down for like an hour and then you you know hour and a half and then we'll go to the pool party we weren't hosting it you know top of travel was but obviously we need to be there you know uh well then as it was time to wake up it's it was that daytime storm and it was like thundering and lightning so i was like i'm not getting up in the middle of a storm to go to the pool like because a lot of times not a lot a few times throughout the week they did have to close the pool a little bit like if there was lightning or anything like that I was like, well, I'm just going to lay here for a little bit longer, you know, while it storms. I slept the whole day. I tried to wake you up like three times. Did you? Yeah. I don't even remember. Now, to be fair, I was a little annoyed, but also not super mad because I think it was Naughty New Orleans in Tejito. It wasn't intentional. I just, I don't know. I was exhausted and I feel like it just kind of like my body said, you must sleep. I felt terrible once I did finally wake up and like realize. We actually missed a meet-and-greet as well. We didn't even realize we missed the meet-and-greet until later on. What was crazy is we woke up and started getting ready. I was actually getting ready during the meet-and-greet. Because we had messed up the day, it didn't even dawn on us that it was happening. Obviously, we would have ran down there not far from us, from our room. Or at least you would have. Well, I finished getting ready. But we just, I don't know. We just blacked out. I don't know. Like, and we didn't even get drunk. Like, we didn't even get drunk without for it. There was really no other than we just, our lives are crazy busy and it finally caught up with us. Yeah. So this night we decided to go to Hibachi because everybody's like texting us. Like, are you alive? Are you okay? Are you? And let's be fair. Almost everybody takes a day like this. Yeah. At Hedo. Yeah. Usually it's not, usually it's not the first or the first full day. And usually it's at night. Yeah. Typically, or some couples you'll see they'll just miss a whole night or so it's not uncommon for this to happen or for you to maybe have dinner and then call it a night it was just kind of shocking that it was like the first full day for everybody i mean obviously we were there i can remember we talked to party mark later at dinner and he's like yeah i was at the pool i was like yeah we're here with my frisky business and dad and lacey hey dad and lacey it was like they're not here we don't know where they are i felt terrible it's not it's funny but it's not funny And even like the owner of Travel Travel was like, where were you? I was like, I was sleeping. I'm sorry. Well, the truth is, is we're very responsible. We take this all very seriously. And we don't really miss anything ever. And you kind of got after me a little. You were like, this is our job. We need, you know, but the truth is, I just it wasn't intentional, you know, and well, thank God, you know, the nice thing about this whole thing is being partnered with and my frisky business is there are people that cover for you you know kind of well and we would do the same for somebody else you know and we have because because we're the ones that always show up and stay late we've covered for lots of people over the years um so we ended up going to hibachi uh this night which is my favorite we try to go there as often lacy would eat there every night if i let her i would yeah the problem is is it takes lots of hours yeah well and i noticed that more this than ever before. I think the difference on this trip was it was a sold-out resort, right? So you could kind of tell that with the specialty restaurants. They were much more busy this time than they were in the past. Previously, if you want to go to Hibachi, you can almost just walk in whenever and get a seat and eat, and it was no big deal. This time, you definitely, like, if I'm going to eat Hibachi, I need to be there when they're open so that I can get a seat early and I can get it, you know. Yeah, because if you had to wait, it was just all downhill. There was one night. I don't know which night it was. It was this night. We were in there Like, we completely missed the show, everything. But to me, the food is just so much better. I don't really care for the show much. I'd rather wait on good food than eat mediocre food. Well, the truth about the show is they're good, and they change the theme of the show every night. Is it good? But it's kind of the same idea. I think the BDSM show is good. I think the rest are just mediocre. Yeah. I'm sorry. He does praises for just about everything. I feel like they either need air conditioned or more lively. The combination of it being so warm, you eating food. Basically, they're dancing. It's sexy. They're hot. The guys and girls are all very sexy. They're very hot. They're dancing in a theme outfit. That's what it is almost every night. In the BDSM night, like you said, they turn it up. Then they're really sexy dancing. And they're pouring. We'll get into that. But anyway, it just kind of seems repetitive to me. Yeah, it is. So we went straight from dinner to the club. I didn't say Sunday night's theme was campus chic. So it was schoolgirl outfits. Yeah, campus. So kind of like college, though. Not really high school. You know, campus like. It says Relive High School in the South. Okay, my bad. When you say campus, I think of a college campus, not a high school campus, but I guess, yeah. Yeah, so we wore our outfits. We've worn them so many times. They're like purple. We have a school girl slash high school slash college, whatever you want to call it, back to the glory day outfit. And we've wore them like three or four times now. So that's what the thing was this night. So we went straight from dinner to the club, Now, I will say, while we're on the theme outfit thing, Hito's the one place where you don't need to go too crazy. Yeah. And so as we, I think you, I'm glad you mentioned that because as we talk about this week, I am very relaxed this week. And I think a lot of that has to do with a lot of my outfits. That sounds crazy. And guys are like, what the fuck are you talking about? But I feel like a lot of times I go too crazy. You know, I think back to naughty and I had all that pain on my face. and I had that clown out. And it was just like, there was things on my hand and my feet and my head and my nose and my eyes. And it was just like, I was a very overstimulating. And so, so going into heat, I thought it was going to be a hundred degrees. So when I planned our outfits, I really tried to make them very minimal. No fishnets, you know, like normally because I'm a little self-conscious, I'm going to throw fishnets on to hide, you know, hide the whatever, you know. I didn't do any of that. You know, I wore flip flops or tennis shoes or a flat shoe. There was no heels. There were no fishnets. There were no a whole bunch of a lot. It was very simple, but yet cool out. You know, does that make sense? Like, I think I just paid more attention to the actual outfit and less about all the other stuff. And I think for me, that helped me because it was just easy. You can just throw it on. Well, my point is, okay, at Hedo, you basically wear the outfit to dinner. Yeah. And then you wear it to the club. Yeah. And you're maybe in the club for an hour or two. And that's it. So you're in that outfit for like three hours. Yeah, because most, I mean, I think dinner starts at seven. We don't usually eat until like eight. We're a little bit later. So you're talking like eight to midnight, maybe tops. What is that? Like four? Four hours. Yeah. I mean, and some people change like in between the club. A lot of people will put and lingerie on either before they go to the club or halfway through the club because you get hot you know and so you know it's nice to get into something a little more comfortable so yeah you may at max four hours a lot of people are only in their outfits for maybe two hours you know yeah so uh so yeah it just i don't know it i just allowed it to be laid back and it was a lot of fun yeah so we get to the club you were dj again but you made it very clear that you were only DJing to a certain type. I don't remember. I don't think I made it clear. I think you made it clear to Party Mark. No, I was just like, okay, you can DJ and it's fine. I support it. But like, because when the first night you went up there, I had no idea. You know, I'm like, is this to like midnight? Is this, you know, so when they were asking me about fucking, I was like, I don't know. You know, so like, I needed, I needed a timeline before. So Lacey worked out with Party Mark and made him promise to have me done DJing by midnight. Yeah. Which is actually nice because I think I went on at like 11 and was like, you know, maybe even 1130 and then was done by midnight. So it was real kind of quick. Got to play some fun music and then bounce out of there. Yeah, that's perfect. And I'm down with that. So this night we did not go to the pool first. We went straight to the playroom. And now people are mingling. There's group. Now we're like, you know, this is where you'll see it start happening. Now I will say this trip compared to other trips, this trip seemed like more people were DTF. Especially DTF earlier in the week. Down to fuck. People were very early on. And I think because there was two or three, you know, like three or four couples that were already, you know, had fucked before and were comfortable. And so then, you know, there's one or two, three more that we kind of added in. But, I mean, people were ready to fuck that first night. And then because, you know, it kind of got messed up with me DJing that second night, they were definitely ready. Yeah. So, we went straight to the playroom. And I fucked two guys. One I called SLL. but that's not his name he's like ssl or something like that but yeah i know you're talking about yeah he surprised me um he had a big dick i did not expect that uh him and his wife came to all the secrets they're the sweetest couple their vip booth is right next to us so we've known them but this is like an example of how it's a secret it's so hard to get to know people because there's so many people. It's impossible. I think they've come close to every secret. They're always in a cabana near our cabana. They're always in that VIP booth in the corner next to the stage, which is right beside our VIP booth. We've interacted with them. We've danced probably with them. We've laughed with them. But that's about it. It's just very surface level because we've never really got time to hang out with them and get to know them. And we really hit it off with them. I really enjoy them. And so when he like whiffed out that dick, I was like, hell yeah, let's do this. And then, uh, we, we, I fucked you in the B-score bowl, of course, obviously, or him, at least I didn't fuck her, I guess. And then, uh, you were, um, you were, would say, so it was like, I put, Dan fucked a fishnet girl. Oh, fish, Dan fucked fishnet girl. Do you know who fishnet is? These are your notes, so I don't know who you're talking about. Is that Fisting Girl? Oh. Fisting Girl. Is this the night? Did you get, is that this night? Yes. Okay. You need to explain that. Okay, so let's back up. So there was this one girl. And she comes to a lot of our stuff. Yeah. And she was like, you know, she's like, do you like girls? And I'm like, yeah. I'm just slapping. I called her Fisting Girl Fisting Girl. So in your notes it says fisting girl? I misspelled it. F-I-S-T-I-N-G-H-L. I don't know what that is. I was probably drunk when I typed this. So I just glanced at it. I thought it said fishnet. So anyway, okay, so let's back up. So we're in this playroom with a bunch of different couples and everything. And she's like, you know, do you like girls? I'm like, yeah, you know. And so like she's like touching me. She's like, you know, can I touch you? I'm like, yeah. She's like, I have really small hands. And I'm like, okay. And next thing I know, she's like, can I fist you? And I was like, sure. I haven't. That has never happened to me in my whole life. Um, and I actually really liked it. Um, to be honest with you, if I didn't know she had done that, it just felt like somebody was fingering me. Have you ever fisted somebody? Yes. You have? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I've never let you do that to me. Um, my hands aren't very small either. Yeah. Yeah. Why am I getting turned on? I'm getting turned on. From my side of it, I was, you know, fucking and playing with different girls. And I think I got up to go rinse off. So the nice thing about the Hedo playroom is it's got these two, like, cold plunge pools, right? So what I like to do is, you know, fuck one girl for a while, get done, you know, change my condom and just go, like, take a rinse. You know what I mean? And so I was going to take a rinse. And you're like, as I'm walking past you, and you're in this little group of people, you're like, baby, baby, I'm I'm getting fisted. I was like, huh? You're like, I'm getting fisted. And I look over and you're getting fisted. And I was like, that is hot. And you were moaning. I really enjoyed it. I think I enjoyed it because I didn't have a lot of time to like. Think about it. Yeah, because if she would have came to me in the pool and said, can I fist you later? I would have very much overthought. She already fingering you and got you worked up. Yeah, yeah. And then she asked. Hey, do you mind if I slide my fist in there? And you're like, you can try. Yeah. Yeah, basically. It was just like, it was a pleasant surprise. Now, Fisting Girl has a husband. Yes. But she is very bi. Yeah. It seemed like to me. Yeah. And she always had a strap on with her. She did not. She had it at the pool. She had it at the playroom. She had, if you saw Fisting Girl, is that her name now? I feel bad if that's her. I don't know. It's kind of a cool name, but I don't know how I feel. But anyway, if you saw her, she had. Fisting Girl's husband. Yeah, because later in the week she, I think this night she, or was it the next night she fucked me with the strap on? I can't remember. I don't know. I can't keep track of who fucked you when. Yeah. Okay. But it was a fun night. Let's just say this. It was a good time. Yeah. So you got fisted for the first time. For the first time. And loved it. She did have little hands though. She did. I'm going to say just like for future people. If you want to fist me. Don't. Don't do that. If you're a bully, just don't even. I need a little girl hands. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like woman. Yeah. Like not a little girl. Well, you know what I'm saying. Little woman hands. Yeah. Little woman hands. Yeah. But yeah, we, it was a good night. And then SSL couple. We'll just call them VIP couple because that's what we know them as. They're like always in the VIP couple. The VIPs. You played with his wife too. Several. Well, this night. Yes. But throughout the week. Yeah. And then Beauty and The Beast Beauty of the Beast. Which, again, like you said earlier, is one of your favorites. On my roster. High on my roster, yeah. After that, we went to the pool. And this is, okay, so the thing about Hedo, which I'm kind of being critical of Hedo tonight, or today, they don't play music at night. I don't know why. I think the issue is there's another resort right on the other side of that fence, that wall, and I don't think they can. So somebody basically has to bring a speaker. and put it down there. And I don't think you're technically supposed to do that. Yeah. So somebody had a speaker down there. And it was a pretty big speaker. I was kind of impressed that they traveled on a plane. It's the same as one that I have. Those JBLs. It's legit. It's a big speaker. It's like a pro-quality traveling speaker. And I guess a playlist was on. At some point, all I want for Christmas is you. Which is funny, though. Like, if anybody told me that story, I'd be like, okay. Well, and this is what's great. What's great about the lifestyle, and this is particularly what's great about Hedo, is at probably 2.30 in the morning, there's 200 people in the pool singing all Christmas carols at the top of our lungs, and just naked, and making out with each other, and just living our best lives. Yeah. And I don't, like, outside of the lifestyle, how do you experience that? Like, to grown-ups, you know? Like, and these are not just, not just, like, any grown-ups. And maybe that's what's So successful grownups in their respective careers are here in Jamaica singing Mariah Carey Christmas music at 2 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. And then maybe that's what's so intoxicating about the lifestyle is kind of like what you said. You might have done dumb shit like that in high school with your friends. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like when you first started drinking and whatever, you know, you're like, you know, me, I'm in a cornfield somewhere and we're doing stupid shit, you know, driving trucks through mud or, you know, whatever, just dumb stuff. But then you grow up and you become mature and you stop. doing that kind of stuff. Well, the lifestyle really is a way for you to get back to that and kind of get wild and crazy, but still being somewhat responsible. Yeah. But really let your hair down and just have fun. Yeah. With your friends. Yeah. And nobody judges you. Correct. And it's what's so amazing. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, sex is great, but all of it is great. Yeah, it is. Yeah. I mean, that was pretty much. Yeah. We got in the hot tub for a little bit and then we did bed. So that was our Sunday. So that wraps up our day three. Official Day 2. Yeah. Of Hedonism. Yeah. So what? Five more days? Yeah. Five more days. Mm-hmm. All right. So stay tuned. Yeah. To find out what happens next. Yeah. It doesn't get. It gets. It just keeps getting crazier. The next day for me. I think it's like the glow. The glow night for me. Mm-hmm. But then you talk catamaran. That was crazy. Foam party was crazy. At one point, I fell over in the grass. Yeah, you did. Somebody asked me if he was going to make the podcast as they walked by, and I was ass up in the grass. Stay tuned. You don't want to miss any of this. Yeah, it's a great time. Hedonism. 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