Bliss Cruise Recap Part 1: Rocking the Boat

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Ooh, it's 8 a.m., guys. It is 8.14 a.m. It's early for us. It is early. I have a full face of makeup on. Well, we just had an interview with somebody in Paris. And so we had to be at the office to start podcasting at 7 a.m. So that's like, we had to be here at like 6.15. No, we left our house at 6.15. I don't get it that early unless I have to catch a flight. Listen, and I know that I'm extremely privileged to say that and do this job. And we have gotten spoiled. It was a rough, So anyway, I'm tired. If I don't sound like my normal chipper self, that is why. Yeah, 100%. Okay, so let's get into it. This episode, we're talking all things Bliss Cruise. Yeah. So if you don't know, we just got back from Bliss Cruise. It was the February 2026, what they called the Sexy Sampler Cruise, which was four days, four nights, five days. And we went to the Bahamas. Yes. Okay. So let's get into... You want to talk... Should we talk about the whole thing and then give our perspective at the end? Should we talk about our overview of our perspective now? Let's save it for the end. Okay. Because I have some things to say. Okay. Yeah. I have some thoughts. Okay. I'm interested to hear your thoughts. I'm sure you think the same thing. Okay. So we left. So, you know, Dan likes to drive. Which I hate. I would rather fly. But we had four suitcases. And in his mind, I think he thinks that's going to cost like $500 for baggages. For bags. You know, like bag fees. Which we get our first two for free. Because we're like a whatever member of America. So I don't know where he comes up with his math logic there. But he wants to drive. I hate it. It's a point of conflict. Every time we go on these trips, because I do not want to fly, and he does. He also has a bad back. I mean, I want to fly. He does not. So really driving, it's about a 12-hour drive with no stops. So that's almost too much for him in his back. It is too much. That is my max. So if it was any further, if it was like another three or four hours, I would not drive. But the problem is, is it doesn't take us 12 hours. It takes us like 14, 15. the trailer this time, but a lot of times we're going to South Florida and we are pulling the trailer. So you add that and then you add bathroom breaks and whatever, a wreck, traffic. It took us 15 hours to get home. So anyway, all that to say, we left on Saturday. The topless travel meet and greet was on Sunday and then we got on the ship on Monday. So we left Saturday lunch-ish, maybe a little 11. And we drove until like 10 p.m., which is actually kind of early for us. Usually we'll drive closer to midnight. Not sure why we stopped as early as we did, because the next morning we ended up needing to drive. So we'd like to get there about like one on the day of the meet and greet, because one, we're getting STD tested. So when we got to the next morning, we still had like three and a half hours to drive, which wasn't ideal. So we ended up getting to Fort Lauderdale at like two on Saturday. And we do I Know My Status. Y'all know we're big supporters of I Know My Status here on this podcast. And they set up, they work closely with Bliss, and they set up kind of like a pop-up STD-STI testing at several of the hotels down there. They also have like an actual brick-and-mortar location that you could go to as well. But it really, if you're ever going on a Bliss cruise, it's super convenient. Yeah, it is. In my opinion, it's the best way to get tested prior to Bliss cruise. Because what you're able to do with I Know My Status is, yeah, you get tested right there at the pop-up location in one of the hotels. And they have a Bliss panel, and it's discounted already. And then you get 15% off of that if you use, there's a code on the Bliss. If you use the Bliss app, there's a code right there it's better than i think it's 15 in our ours is i think 10 so it's even more than like our code so it's a really good deal it ends up being really affordable can if you're going to pay out of pocket at least for an std test well and you know the reason i like it is the thing they say about std tests is you know they're only as good as the the day you took them right they're they're only valid for the the minute that you after the minute you walk out of the lab that test is actually no longer valid right because you don't know who people engage So when you take it literally as you're getting on the ship, it's as best of a test as you could possibly have. So when you, you know, when you're able to show partners or potential partners on the cruise that, yeah, I got tested with I know my status. Yesterday. Before I get on the ship. It's about as reassuring as you can be that that person's being safe. And I will say shout out to all of y'all who have listened or, you know, I don't know if I'm not taking all the credit, but I think I know my status and bliss have done a great job of working together. But shout out to everybody that went this year. Because last year, like in November, we went, there was not very many people in there. It was kind of a last minute decision to sort of do it and get it out. And when we went this time, there was so many people. They were running out of supplies. They had to send someone to get extra supplies so they could finish. They were running out of the swabs and stuff. Yeah. So that like just warmed our hearts. You know, I like to take a little bit, a little tiny piece of that credit, you know, and hopefully us and you're doing that. So that's awesome. Again, they have locations in Miami. They have locations in Orlando and Vegas. They also have, if you want to do it in your town, you can go to like draw facilities and have it done, which is what we do in our town if we're home. But if we can get it done at one of their locations, it's ideal for us. Agreed. Yeah. So we got there. Daphne and Mike were on this cruise and they had beat us there because they flew because, you know, they're smart. And they had gotten there like an hour or two before us. So they had actually already gotten their test done. But they went ahead and met us up there and were with us when we did our test. And after that, we went to check in and our room wasn't ready. So everybody was starving. So the cool thing about that, we stay at the embassy at Fort Lauderdale. And it's right in the middle of everything. So there is literally everything in walking distance. So we just walked next door and had Carrabba's. and waited an hour or so till we could check in. Yeah. I like Carrabba's. Yeah. It's a good, we don't go there at home. I like the bread and the oil. Yeah. We don't usually go there at home. So we, that's, I think we ate there last time too. So after, um, we got back, we got checked in. We usually share a room with Daphne and Mike because it's literally, we're sleeping in the room. It's, we're not even there for 24 hours. And, um, so they headed up to get in the room, get settled. And we went to, the topless travel like staff meeting staff even though we're not really we're not staff we're like an affiliate for them but it's it's we actually always go to that meeting we're happy they include us we kind of get to know a little the inside what's going on it's kind of a good like planning for the crew so if there's anything weird going on they kind of talk about the plan and so it helps us stay informed on for sure and we've gotten to know all these people you know It's like Party Mark and My Frisky Business and just some other familiar faces that if you've been on Bliss, you probably are used to seeing. So it's always nice to check in and say hello. After we got done with that meeting, we headed up to the room and we just chilled for a little while. Nothing, nothing real special. And then we got ready. The topless party started at like 830. I think we went at 930. So if you've never been on a bliss cruise, let me kind of give you this rundown real quick. There is a lot of pre-parties before you get on the ship. You can go to all of them. You can go to one, you can go to two, you can go to none. It's everybody kind of does their thing. We don't ever really play after them. We know we're about to get on a ship and it's about to be wild for a week, you know. Not to say that it couldn't happen. Yeah, it just hasn't. We just never really pursued anything. There's no playrooms. And I think we know we've got to get up early and get on the ship. Yeah. So we really don't go hard. It's more of like a let's just go like. Scope it out. Yeah. See who's here. Yeah. See what the vibe's going to be like. Yeah. And so Trapeze usually hosts one. I know like. So this year I think Trapeze was the official Bliss Cruise. Yeah. Pre-party. Yeah. And there's usually I think another one and then the topless travel has one. So we always just go to the topless one. Somebody was like I would assume We love trapeze, but it's really hard to just not walk downstairs and be there. Especially in this case, because you're getting ready to get on the cruise. The fact that you can stay in a hotel, walk downstairs, have a little party meet and greet, and then just walk back up to your room, as opposed to try to Ubering to trapeze. You've got to bring it back. Now, if we went to trapeze, I could totally see us playing. Yeah, it would be more likely because they have playrooms. Yeah. And I'm not saying, listen, I would actually be open to do it. You know, like honestly, this weekend would have probably been like a good weekend because Sunday night was the meet and greet. Like we could have went down early and stayed, like it went Saturday night. That would have been like a good, you know, the way the cruise fell, but they don't always fall like that. So anyway, we got ready and we went to the meet and greet. I'm being honest, the meet and greet was amazing. Yeah, the funny thing about the meet and greet is people, and we even, I think, had a few people text us and say, what's up with this music early on in the night? But Justin, Justin? Yeah, Justin and Jess. Almost said Justin time. That's what I was thinking of. But yeah, my frisky business, Justin, was DJing. And he does this every year. Because it's a meet and greet and there's only one DJ, he basically goes through all the genres. He starts in the 80s, then he ends He's up playing some 90s, plays some 2000s. Then he usually ends with EDM. Yeah, he's just trying to play to everyone in the audience. He's trying to make sure everybody in the group gets the music they like. There's a huge age gap between the people there because you literally have 20-something-year-olds and you have 80-year-olds there. So he kind of has to hit a little bit of everything. But honestly, we got down there about 9.30. I felt like the music was great. But we did have some friends text us as soon as it opened and they're like, what's up with this music? And we're like, just wait. It was a great time. This cruise, they said there was 1,200, I think it was a 2,500 person. 1,200 of the people had never been on a bliss cruise before. And they said that, you know, y'all probably heard Russell on the podcast a few weeks ago. The average age was like 10 years younger. Yeah, like in their 30s to 40s. So it was definitely a younger crowd for sure. Yeah. No, I think as far as the meet and greet, the pre-party goes, it was one of the most high energy. meet and greets. I can remember going to bed that night and being like, this cruise is going to be like, like, be ready because this is going to be nuts. I think it's going to be party nonstop. Yeah. No, I totally agree. Hold on. I'm having an issue. We're back. We're back, baby. All right. Okay. So meet and greet was great. We did. I'm going to be okay. So I'm going to tell y'all something because I, I had a little anxiety. on this ship. Now remember November. Okay. So quick recap. If you don't know, the last bliss cruise that me and Lacey went on, she forgot her medicine. My anxiety medicine. And I was pretty heavily like. Dependent. Yeah. Dependent. Yeah. And so it, I did pretty, it was like, it ended up being like seven nights, eight days. I did pretty good until the last like maybe 36 hours. And it was rough. So towards the end of the cruise, kind of went through this little mental breakdown. And it was a rough kind of end to that bliss. Yeah. But since then, I have actively been working on it. I've gotten completely off. I never went back on the medicine once I was off. I got went to the doctor, got new medicine. And really, I got diagnosed with ADHD. I've been on medicine. I've really been like blossoming. Is that like a good way? I mean, I really feel like a brand new. I'm a brand new bitch, y'all. So I was super excited to go on this trip. And I'm going to be honest. I did have some anxiety. And I'm going to tell you why I think part of it started. So when we walked into the meet and greet, you and Mike went to get Daphne and I a drink. So we just kind of went straight to the dance floor. And I'm not telling y'all this to, like, this is not a bragging thing or anything like that. I want you to kind of just understand where, like, my headspace was. People were actively staring at me. And they were like, They were like, there she is. There she is. Which I love. I so appreciate. You don't do a podcast and post as many freaking TikToks as we have not to want that. Obviously, that's the goal. We want people to recognize us. But it was quite jarring. Is that the correct? We're used to a lot of attention. This isn't our first blitzker. It's not our first event. It's not the first time Lazy's gone out in public. So we're used to people recognizing us. But it was significantly different than it had been. It was almost, it's hard for me to explain it. I'm appreciative of it, you know, and like people were, a lot of people were coming up to me and talking, and I love that. I think what got me was the people that were like on the other side of the room, you know, that were like, there she is, you know, that's her, that's her. That's kind of like, I'm like, whoa, what, that's a lot, you know, and like, I felt like a lot of eyes like on me. And I don't know, maybe we, I don't know if I did something to like walk in with a, I don't know, but it just was, it was a lot. And I do think that that maybe is kind of, that was what kind of started a little bit of anxiety. Don't worry guys, I get it together. It's not a complete, it's not a complete wash. I was fine compared to like a lot. I was fine. But there was moments of definitely like me being a little overwhelmed. And I definitely think, that that is kind of where it came from. Okay. This is news to me. We've talked about this. No. Yeah, we talked about this. Yeah. But I wish we talked about this like this when we talked about it. Yeah, well, I was emotional. Okay. Yeah, it's hard to communicate your feelings, babe, when you're emotional. Okay, anyway. So, but yeah, The Mean Great was great. We had a good time. We got to, you know, chat and dance and all the things. And at some point, we... I think we shut it down. We stayed and danced and clacked fans. It went to 12. We were very much in the very center of the DJ, the dance floor with the DJ. I thought it was great. No, it was great. After that, we literally just went upstairs and went. No, we didn't just go to bed. We weren't going to have sex. I just remember this. Then somehow you and Mike ended up on Daphne. Do you remember that? No. Yeah. Oh, no. But no. Yeah. I do remember what you're saying. I tried to get you. I think I tried to have sex with you when you were telling me no. And then so I tried to have sex with Daphne and then she told me no. And then it ended up I went back to you and me and you had sex. She was sucking your dick. And my she had a wine. No, that it didn't start that way. Me and you had sex. I actually took you out to the balcony and started fucking you. And then she got horny and her and Mike started. to having sex. And that's when I came back in and put my dick in her mouth. Yeah. And she was like coming. He was like, yeah. It started. Nobody wanted to have sex. And then me and you started having sex. I ended up taking you out on the balcony and fucking you. And then everybody got horny and we kind of we didn't we didn't swap, but she did suck my dick a little bit. But that's our thing. We like having sex on the balcony at the embassy. We've done it. It's almost like a tradition now. Yeah. So we've ever stayed at the embassy in Fort Lauderdale. So that was it. Yeah, we went to bed and got up the next morning. A lot of people rush to get on the ship. We do not. I think this is one of the smartest changes we've made. Yeah. I mean, I get, though, like we travel a lot, you know, and I get if you don't get to do a whole lot of vacations with your kid, I mean, without your kids and stuff. And you're like, get me on the ship. Get me in a pool. I get that, you know, like 100%. But we're not that way. We travel a lot. We're very fortunate that we don't have to. So we actually woke up and it was quite cold. If you don't know, that whole storm that hit, you know, the New York, Boston area, it made, what it did is make the South very, very cold and including Florida. So we woke up that day, Monday, to It was in the sixties. And then in the sun, you know, without the sun, um, it was pretty chilly. So yeah. So we, uh, we got on the ship probably about one, would you say? Yeah. The rooms were not quite ready, which a lot of times they are when we wait like that. Um, so we went to the wind jammer and had a little lunch. And, um, then by the time we got done with that, the rooms are ready. And when we got to our rooms, our luggage and everything was Yeah, which is the fastest our luggage has ever showed up. Yeah. And I don't know if it's because we were at the back of the ship. And so I don't know how that happened or if it's because we showed up late. For some reason, they put our bags on first. I don't I don't know. But I mean, our bags beat us to our room. Yeah, that's never happened. No, it never happened. So once we got to our room, we immediately started on our swag bag. So this trip, we had 30 couples. So that's 60 something individuals. So that's a lot of swag to bring on And so every couple gets a bag. Every person gets a shirt, a necklace. And luckily for us, Daphne and Mike, we can usually rope them into helping us. But Mandy and Nick, who Mandy works for us, she actually, this was their vacation. They had booked this and paid for it. And I, I was like, let me, can I sweet talk you into helping me for one hour? And she was like, sure. And so, um, she helped me. I had pretty much had the bags 75% done when they got to the room. And they helped me put the t-shirts and the necklaces in. And then we divided and conquered. So I think her and Nick took one floor and then you and I took a couple floors each. And then we just kind of divided. And we go and we drop those bags off to every door. So if you don't know, the way you can book Bliss is you can just Google Bliss Cruise, you know, and you can just book straight from their website. Or you can use an affiliate, which we are an affiliate of Liz Cruise. And so when you book through us, you don't, not all affiliates do stuff. You know, some don't do anything. Some do a lot. Some do a little. We give every couple a swag bag. You get shirts. You get necklaces. You get a lot of fun things from our sponsors. I try to make them really nice and special for you, especially because the cruise is a higher price point. So I try to make the bag, worthy of that price point yeah so that a lot of people think they're like oh we think we book with y'all if you did not go to swingersidey.net and book through that you did not and so we we definitely run into this when it's time for the cruises you know we're like people think they've booked through us people think that they book through us and so um because another perk is we like this time we did group chats where we could tell it and we did dinners all together uh we do a zoom call where we can talk about it we don't mind you being included in that stuff if you didn't book with us it's just kind of hard for us to fight you know like it kind of it not if you book with us we get your name we get your email we get your phone number there's ways we can reach out to you yeah we have all of your information we're going to get your shirt sizes if you book with somebody else we have no way of knowing that you're trying to be in our group yes like there's no we have no indication that you're there so usually somebody will say they'll reach out and be like hey can we add and we'll try we We try really hard to add you after the fact and try to include you. But it is different because we don't, you're not like one of our people that is on our like manifest. Yeah. So anyway. Right. We basically get the manifest of the people that book through us. So long story short, if you want to be included, please use our link. Some cruises we have, you know, this one was a big one. Like the April cruise, I think we have less than 10 couples. So it'll definitely be a small, which is a perk to those people because we get to have dinner. It'll be a lot easier. It'll be easier. But definitely, if you want to be included in that, please use our link and help us. Right. The most difficult thing about all of this is figuring out where all these rooms are in the ship. So once we finish the swag bags, we then go and we deliver them to people's doors and we hang them on their doorknobs. If you've ever been on a cruise ship, you might know. But finding where all these rooms are is a, it's like amazing. It's a maze. It's a maze. And I'm not super great with like directions or anything like that. So that would be a that should have been a blog post is you wandering the hallways trying to find room numbers. I know. Some of the decks you can't get to the front and like the front of the ship doesn't have access to the back of the ship without like going up and over things. And so like but you don't know that until you're there. So it's quite comical. Yeah. So that's why we divide and conquer. So that way not everybody has a whole lot. And it helps. Okay. So after we got all of those, which was a little bit, had a little anxiety around because it was a lot of bags, a lot of things. I did end up in making sure that I get everything in the bags on the ship. Then I did, I did leave one couple's name necklaces at home. Um, I realized that when I got there, there was no necklaces. And when I got home, they were sitting on my kitchen table. So if you did not get your name necklaces is because I am a human and I missed one. I made it though. So, okay. So after that, we wanted to head up to the sail away party. So pretty simple. The boat leaves the dock. It was chilly. Yeah. Let's talk a little bit about the weather. Yeah. So it's February and honestly, I never really even thought twice. I just assumed it would be really good weather because we've cruised in November. We've, you know, like in April, I just, I guess I didn't think a whole lot of it. So I packed like a normal cruise. At the last minute, you threw in a hoodie and then I threw in like a little white sweater, like a cropped sweater, which was actually brilliant because it matched everything. And I had one pair of leggings to wear home. But other than that, that's really. The only warm clothes. Yeah. And it was quite chilly. Everything else was bathing suits and. Yeah. And shorts. Yeah. And shorts and tube tops and. my theme outfits. Yeah, it was quite chilly. No fault of Bliss or Royal Caribbean or anybody. It was that storm that hit up north. Yeah, and I don't think this is even normal for February. It was 90 when we were driving down the day before. The day before, it was in the low 90s, mid to high 80s. I think that's, you know, southern Florida is nice year round. So, you know, I'm not afraid of booking like another February cruise. because I don't think this weather that we experienced, I think it was just there happened to be a storm go through where this cold front dipped down and it was weird. Yeah. But it definitely was cold. I mean, the sale away party, like we had sweaters on. And nobody was in the pool. Well, one weirdo was in the pool. Like, what the fuck, dude? You know, like. The water actually wasn't that bad. Really? Yeah. But like the lifeguards and stuff had like hoodies on. Yeah. Like zipped all the way up. And we were like moving. to get in the sun. It was quite chilly. And honestly, I felt bad for a lot of the people that had not been on Bliss before. And I'm like, I really hope that they don't take this as like. The norm. The norm. Because it's not like this. But yeah, so the party was okay. I mean, was it awesome? No. People weren't really dancing. We were freezing. We probably should have danced. But we've been to almost every sell away party on Bliss. And it's always a lot of fun. I don't I don't know it just the weather kind of kind of yeah I think when it's you know 60 degrees and you're in the 50s or whatever whatever temperature it was and like you said everybody was kind of in the sun and staying so nobody was even like near the DJ because the DJ was in the shade you know normally at those like you parties like you're saying people are drinking and dancing and people end up getting naked and like there was none of that yeah yeah so I mean we were out there for a little while and then at some point we went And then we stopped and got some pizza and then went back to the room. So in true Dan fashion, he had signed me up for quite a sub for quite a bit of work. It looked like it on the calendar. Like in hindsight, it really wasn't as much as it seemed like going into it. But I guess going in, I was a little anxious because we had so many people, the most we'd ever had on a cruise. And I felt like every day I had Something that I had to be camera ready for. So that was a little, I don't know. Intimidating? Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. And it was only a four-day cruise. I was like, and like going into the cruise, Dan was like, I was very much in the YOLO, let's just have fun. And Dan's like, okay, we have to treat this like a hotel takeover. Like kind of like secrets. Like it's really only two nights because like the first night people are going to be tired. And then the second and third, that's going to be our go nights. And then the last night, they closed the playroom. It's at midnight. So we really have to get in our partying out the gate. Yeah, I was trying to plan. That's what I plan things. This is what he's saying out loud to me. And this is what I'm hearing. And it's feeling a little bit like pressure. I'm not going to lie. I'm like, whoa, this is a lie. Well, I think it is different. Maybe I over-embellished this and shouldn't have made as big a deal of it. But in my head, I'm like, man, these cruises are usually six nights or seven nights. And usually the way the cruise goes is like the first day or two. Everybody's just kind of feeling each other out. And then it's kind of like everybody starts fucking and playing. And then it's like it leads up to the end where like people are trying to stay up till midnight the night before you go home because they're because they're trying to chuck off, you know, fuck all the people they want to fuck or do their orgy or do their gangbang or whatever the case may be. Very valid points for you. But for me, it's like a pressure cooker. And I don't do well under those situations. To you, you're making sense in your brain. But for me, it's like, you've got to go. And then I'm looking at this schedule that you've signed me up for. And I'm like, oh my gosh. And it wasn't even that bad. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't. It was one or two things a day. But looking at it on paper, it seemed like a lot. Compare that to a naughty New Orleans. It was easy. Correct. Yeah. I was more worried that we had so many people and that we were entertaining people and all of that. So anyway, long story short. So on this night, Dan had us going to the playroom, the all couples. Is it all? Yeah. All couple. Yeah. Couples or the all passenger. All passenger. It was the all passenger playroom to do a tour. So so y'all get to see behind the scenes and stuff. So that meant. So the tour was at seven. Like right in the middle of dinner. So that meant I had to be ready by 7 to go do that. And then what we did was we planned a dinner at 8 for everyone or whoever wanted to go. So this night's theme was pirate. And years ago, we did a pirate theme at Nadia or at Nadia Secrets. And after me and Daphne had our costumes and stuff, I was looking for TikTok sounds. And I saw these girls do an all pink pirate theme. And we were like, damn it. Why don't we do a pink pirate? That would have been so cute. Like one day, there's going to be another theme that's pirate and we're going to do that. And so we, as soon as we saw that there was a pirate night on this, we were like, we're doing pink pirates. So anyway, so I got completely ready before that. So now let's talk. Okay, so we chose the back of the ship. And this is why this is my law. I actually did this. We were one of the first people to book. when they released this one. And we knew it was going to be a really good price point. We knew like this kind of was really speaking to our group. So when I went, there was basically every cabin was open. And then the whole back row of the ship on the ninth floor was open. And the balconies looked huge. It looked very beautiful back there. And I'm like, hey, this would be different. Let's all get right here in this row. And we can all be in this like almost have like a hotel takeover. Right. On a cruise ship, you know, sort of. And so that was what we did. And honestly, I loved our room. Our balcony was beautiful, but it was very rocky back there. And people on the internet were like, you say midship. All that money and y'all are at the back of the boat. No, that room was more expensive. It was actually a beautiful room, but it definitely was very rocky. So with the weather came the waves. And this was the rockiest cruise ship I've ever been on, ever. Yeah, and this was not, again, the weather was not normal, it being cold. And then two, it being this wavy and this rocky is not normal. We were talking to Dawn, which is, you know, Dawn on deck. She works for Bliss Cruise. She's been doing this for like 10 years. She said this is the only, the second time that she can remember that they had a Bliss Cruise where the boat was rocking this much. Yeah, I've never had any kind of motion sickness, anything on a cruise ship. I'm usually pretty And I was genuinely struggling. Literally, our doors were sliding open. Like, our closet door, our bathroom door, the drawers that, you know, in the vanity that I had, my makeup and stuff, were opening and slamming. It was something. Most everybody on that ship was very sick. And at some point, I'm jumping ahead, but at some point, the ship did a huge, like, dip. And they ended up closing the solarium playroom because the water splashed out of the pool and drenched the beds. All the desserts in the buffet went flying off. Lots of liquor bottles went flying. Yeah, the main deck pool. So they have the EDM party was going on on the top deck at the poolside. And they said the wave from the pool almost took out the DJ equipment. Like it was that big. I don't know where we were, but we for some reason did not. I saw somebody had commented in like our group chat like dang that was a big wave I don't know where we were I think we were down in the ship so we didn't feel it as much but it was it was definitely a very rocky night so that's important to know when we talk about this so okay so I get ready I go do the tour of the yeah and there's a there's a tick tock of you getting ready that I think it got like a hundred thousand views of where Lacey's getting dressed in her pirate costume and you can see the The Pirate's Life for me. And you can see, because it transitions, and you can see when I'm a pirate, I'm struggling to stand up. If you notice, Dan had to put his foot on my ring light to hold it down, because it was swaying. It was very rough. I don't ever want to do that again. Yeah, me either. So we went to this, we did the tour, that'll be out, I don't know if it's I don't think it is I don't think it is um and then after that we went and we had a whole dinner with I think there was 20 something of us so 12 13 couples it was a lot of fun and I will say props to Royal Caribbean because we've done big dinners like that and it's taken hours yeah we did this twice and every time we were in and out like in an hour hour and a half and also props to them because the fact you're not supposed to go I don't think with 20-something people and be like oh we need a table for 20-something people and we did that like two or three times and every time they were super nice and accommodated us even though you could tell like they were a little annoyed maybe with us well we didn't get all at one table we were at a couple of tables we were fine with but even that I don't think they normally do you know so yeah well they were wonderful and it was nice because we tried to sit by different people each time and get to know different people and so it was really even one night me and you separated. Yeah, the numbers a couple times were where one couple had to split up. So me and you split one night. Yeah. Yeah. So dinner was good. I love eating in the dining room. That's the only time we usually eat there is at dinner. I thought the food was excellent the whole trip in the dining room. I'm not a big buffet girl, but the dining room I really, really like. Agreed. Yeah. Do you want to take a break? Yeah, I think now is the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, you'll hear what happened the first night of the Bliss Cruise. We've only made it through one day. Yeah. I'll be right back, guys. Okay. Dan, so when we're doing the podcast, a lot of times we'll tell the listeners we are filming our content for OnlyFans, right? Mm-hmm. that content if they want to see like the videos that go along with the stories yeah so that's a that's a great question so you are correct we do film for only fans we you know when we're uh going to clubs and events we talk about sometimes oh we we did only fans with so and so uh so if they're interested in that they can go to the swing nation dot info uh and they'll they'll see right there on the front page uh a link to your only fans we are running promos we are uh and it could be anywhere from 50 to 80 percent off right now. So I think right now it's 80% off. So you'd have to, you know, go grab that right away. But if you like watching orgies, if you like watching threesomes, if they want to see you take DBP, they want to see how big of a dirty slut you actually are. They can see all that right on your OnlyFans page. We kind of call it, it's like another tier of education. No, I was about to say that because I think like if you go to some of these major porn sites and you type in like swinging, you're going to find some things. And it's usually not very good. Let's be real. We actually will get and we try to get as many orgies on camera as we can because a lot of people that are joining the lifestyle, they want to see us do a full swap with a couple or they want to see us engage in an orgy. And these are the same people that we will have orgies with at the Swinger Club with obviously without the cameras. We just kind of recreate it, you know, at opportunities. that we can film. So if you're thinking about joining the lifestyle and you're like, man, I need to know, I need to see how they're navigating this. Our OnlyFans can be kind of educational if you ask me. I agree. So go over to theswingnation.info, click that blue and white button and go sign up today. Yeah. Check it out. We appreciate you guys. Dan, if someone is just recently joining the lifestyle and they don't really know where to begin, what do you recommend? Well, the lifestyle, you know, You know it's 2025. And people are on the internet. They are. And there just so happens to be lifestyle websites that are dedicated to people connecting in the lifestyle. Yes. SDC happens to be one of our favorites. Over 3 million users. You can find people in your area. You can find clubs. You can find parties. All of it is right on SDC. And you can get a huge discount by signing up with us. You can. So all you got to do is if you're looking for lifestyle people in your area, if you're looking for If you're looking for the clubs, if you're looking for the parties, go to theswingnation.info. Recommended apps and products. Scroll down to the SDC icon. We'll give you a free trial. Yeah. You can check them out. You can see who's in your area. You can see if it's the app for you. All completely risk-free. Yes. So just head on over to theswingnation.info and get signed up for SDC today. Lacey, people are always asking, how do we get to a party or an event that you guys are hosting? Like, how do we find these things? Yeah. Where do they exist? Yeah, because we're pretty open about where we're gonna be so if you want to find these places you need to check out swingersidey.net right so you can go to swingersidey.net sign up for a profile most of our friends most of the people that are attending our events all are on there and have profiles so you can message them link up with them before a party get to know some people please become a diamond member okay so this is the way that we are able to throw events or it's a way we're able to have staff really it's the the community that keeps those members that really keep this whole thing running. Yes. If you're a Diamond member, it gets you early access to tickets. So you can get those VIP tickets in the clubs and, you know, those preferred rooms at a place like Secrets. Our Diamond members usually grab all that up. Yes. If that's something that you're interested in, you definitely want to become a Diamond member. Or if you just want to support us, support what we're doing and help us pay our staff, please go sign up and be a Diamond member. Yes. It's super helpful for us. And you can do that. by going to swingersociety.net. Correct. And sign up today. Hopefully you come become part of our community and we hope to see you at a future event. Yeah. Thanks guys. Okay. So after dinner, it was like, okay, let's go find the party. And this is kind of where we realized that like. Uh oh. Yeah. Like in this, we, we struggled this cruise. finding the party or even getting a party going. Yeah. And we've talked to other friends and they I think people that have been on the list agreed. But I've also somebody did like a review on Reddit and they freaking loved it. You know, like not that we didn't love it. We just personally struggled a little bit this whole whole trip. And you'll kind of hear. I think it was a series of misfortunate events. Yeah. So the problem on this first night and I think we were going into this ready to go. Right. So we're you know, we had a gray. We got young people, hot people. We got 30-something couples on this cruise. It's going to be wild and crazy. Orgies every night. This is the mentality we're going into this. Now we get on the ship. First part is it's cold. Now we're freezing our ass off. It's hard to party and vibe and drink when you're just cold and miserable. We spend all day like that. Now we get into the night portion. the wind is picked up and the whole ship is rocking and we all basically feel seasick. Right. So it's hard to get in the party mode when you're trying like not to puke. Yeah. It's kind of how we felt this day. Right. Honestly, most of the ship was pretty seasick. I mean, like even like the most seasoned cruisers like ourselves were like, oh, everybody's taking drama, which if you don't, you know, drama means it makes you really tired. People are putting patches on and bracelets on. So anyway, but we get dressed. We go do our tour video and we're like, all right, we're going to go find that we're going to make the best of the situation. Well, the EDM party was outside. Right. So the EDM party on this night was on the top deck of Bliss Cruise. It is, at best, 50 degrees outside. Which, honestly, that would have been, and it was, later in the week it gets warm. That's ideal. That would have been perfect. Where the party was was awesome. I also, shout out to Bliss Cruise. You know, last, if you listened to the last Bliss Cruise we talked about, we kind of, we tore them a little part, a bit apart because there were some production issues where speakers were cutting in and out. Not this time. LED walls weren't working. Well, they went out and hired a new production crew. And my understanding is it's the same people that work on Groove Cruise, which is the big EDM cruise. The production on this cruise was amazing. Amazing. You know, because we do production, we have a little insight into how much things cost. The setup on the pool deck. Just itself. Yeah. Was amazing. I mean, I don't know how much it costs. I don't know. But, you know, over a half a million dollars in equipment. Easy. Yeah. Was on that pool deck in sound. in lights and probably more than that so very very professional setup and the lights were awesome they had fog everything looked amazing it was just 50 degrees outside and the ship was rocking and the pool was splashing and so nobody there was like 20 people out there which is good on them yeah like well so originally we went to like the viking lounge and honestly the music wasn't our it it ended up being better because it was like more sing-along songs but originally and we love I love the DJ. He's a great DJ. And even some people, they're like, why don't they play to the crowd? And I'm like, that's the thing about Bliss Crews is they want to have music for everyone. So they specifically have like a piano bar. They have an EDM. They have a country. They have top hits. They have all of these different. And they set it on the schedule. Like it says this, this venue at this time is this music. So you go find the music that works for you. And so they can't just like up and change it because. The weather is bad. You know what I mean? They have to kind of... And I get that. And I thought that... We ended up dancing a decent amount. But I'll be honest. I was very... It was too hot inside and too cold outside. And I had that pirate outfit on. And if you look at the videos, I have fishnets and things on my head and a hat that has stuff sticking in the air. And then I have a corset and a shirt and a skirt and a boot. I was overstimulated. It was hot. I was a little nauseous. And at some point, I was just like, I got to get out of this room. You know, so we ended up leaving. And I needed some air. And then we kind of had a little bit of a fall apart moment. We won't go into too much detail. We just know we have like a marriage. You know, like that was when my anxiety was probably at like, you know, I'm thinking we've done, we've been talking about this cruise for like months and like lead up. And we've got all these people here and it's cold and the boat's rocking and my outfit's touching me. and I'm nauseous. You know, it's just a lot, a lot going on. But we pulled it back together and we went. So me and you just kind of abruptly left because you had like a little panic attack. Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know if I'd call it more of like I was very overstimulated. I just needed to breathe some fresh air and like and adjust my outfit. And, you know, but we pretty quickly recovered. And then we went to we're like, let's try the EDM. Let's upstairs. So we that's when we went. outside and honestly at first it felt really nice because it was so hot inside but after like 10 minutes or so it was cool yeah and so we and it seemed like at that point because you started like texting people and this is maybe another shout out um bliss cruise the bliss cruise app yeah so it had just got launched on the last cruise ship and there was no in april last year oh really okay so i don't know for some reason it didn't seem like we used it nearly as much on the last cruise it's definitely it's improved every I personally felt like the app did a very good job compared to what it had been I have seen some negative reviews on the apps a lot of people said they couldn't get it to open they couldn't get it to send it was supposed to work like they didn't buy the internet package and they had trouble with it we had the internet package we didn't have we had some trouble but it was nice for us because we made we were able to make group chats so we were able to send a group you know like hey we're going here Or people could be like, hey, where's everybody out? And I definitely think that was helpful. Yeah. I was going to say, I think this cruise, the Bliss Cruise app by far made it the easiest we've ever had on a cruise ship. For sure. To coordinate with our group. A hundred percent. And because of those group chats, we were able to send out, yeah, we're doing dinner at this time. And so at this time, anyway, I bring that up because at this time you had said, hey, we're going to check out the EDM party. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, hey, it's cold out here. I think we're going to go to the playroom. Yeah. And it was cricket. So I think what happened is everybody else had gone to bed. Yeah, a lot of people went to bed. I mean, like even most throughout the week, we talked to people and a lot of people on this first night of the seasickness because the boat rocking. I think most people had peaced out. Yeah. So we decided to go to the playroom. The solarium was closed because it had been drenched with water. But the all passenger playroom that we had done the tour. Yeah, it was open. So we thought we would go and it would be like no one in there. We got there and it was actually really packed. We had to wait a couple. It didn't take long, but we had to wait a few minutes for a bed. Well, we got one and we and you had some freaking amazing sex. We were actually just talking about that yesterday. I was like, man, when you fuck me in that playroom. Lacey's brought up this me and her fucking at this time, like three or four times since then. I just sort of let you take control and you just did. You put me in all the position. I brought my wand. And we left it open. so everybody was watching and you'd be a dirty slut and get fucked. But you like fucked the shit out of me. I brought my wand. I mean, the wand rolled off the bed underneath it. That's how bad the shit was rocking. Well, the funny thing about this, so me and you fucked, you know, pretty good. I actually think you ended up making me come before we went to bed. Yeah, I came. Yeah. Anyway, but later on in the cruise, somebody said they were watching us at this play session and they saw it. So if you know, Lacey's pretty flexible. And so I do this thing where I like fold up her legs against her chest basically. Kind of like a basketball sort of thing. So she's almost sitting like cross-legged but then I push her legs up against her chest while I fuck her. And somebody later in the cruise was like oh yeah we saw you guys fucking in that where you did that to Lacey and we tried it. We really liked that. I'm so glad we could inspire. Which is funny that somebody was watching us and then went and tried to do one of the positions we did later on. No but it was good. It was honestly some of the best sex a whole week. I'm even thinking about it a week So you did very good. And you know, after that, snacks and bed, that's kind of, you know, it's another thing is I realized, if you don't know, on the cruise, Party Mark does cookies and milk every night. We made it before him every single night. Like usually we're in there. The same time. About the same time. Which is 2 a.m. Yeah. And we, we were, we had snacks and left before Mark got in there any night. We're getting old, baby. I know. Yeah. Something's happening. And that's definitely a change for us. It's kind of like our night. We end it with Mark in the wind jammer having snacks. So, yeah. So, I mean, that's pretty much our first full day. I cannot believe it. Took a whole episode? I mean, we're 45 minutes in. Do you want to keep going? What do you want to do? Maybe we can get through to, like, at least right before the party or something last night. So, let's talk about what happened during the day. Okay. So, Tuesday morning, Dan had scheduled us. First of all, the ship, we woke up in the Bahamas, which is awesome. Ship wasn't rocking as much. No, it was parked, babe. It couldn't rock. Yeah, right. But we got up and we were going to do a tour of Russell and Vicky. Russell was on the podcast a few weeks ago, their stateroom. They had like a fancy. So prior to the Bliss Cruise, we had reached out to the Bliss Cruise staff, Dawn specifically, and said, hey, you know, we'd like to do some stuff on this cruise ship. She was like, oh, yeah, like tell us what you guys want to do. So we're I had just given her a bunch of ideas of different things we can do. And one of the ideas was I'd like to get on film because when we do this cruise, me and Lacey always do like a little tour video of our room, right, where we just walk around. We all pretty much always have the same. And it's basically always the same. It was a little different this time because of it was a back deck balcony, but it's usually the same class of room. And so I told them, I'm like, well, if we could get some of the different rooms, you know, people always like those tour videos of the rooms. If we could get a couple different room types, that would be cool. And so they had invited us to come show their room, which was, I think, an executive suite on board. So one of the nicer suites on board. So that's what we went and did this morning. Yeah. So we had to be there at 10, which is still pretty early for us, especially after being out. All night. Well, not all night. It was after midnight. So we got up. We went and did that. It was still really cold. We had kind of known that going in because people, you know, we had all been watching the weather and several people were like, it's supposed to be in the 60s in the Bahamas. And that's pretty darn cold for the Bahamas. But we were hoping that like the sun would perk up and that, you know, like maybe in the sun, it'd be in the 70s. But we did, we got up and did the tour and, you know, we weren't really outside, but we were on their patio and ours and it was definitely, you definitely tell it was chilly. We came back to the room. And we had quite a disagreement. I wanted to go ahead and get off the ship. Because we had booked an excursion. It was the Royal Beach Club, which is brand new. They just opened it last month. And it's... This is Nassau. We stopped in the Bahamas, but it's the Nassau. Yeah, so it's a Royal Caribbean excursion. And you pay for it. And you can get it with or without alcohol. And I mean, it was still like 100... It was $180. We got it with alcohol. You basically get to spend the whole day there. We knew we weren't going to spend the whole day. I had to be completely ready by 5. We knew that we would have to get back on the ship and I had to be ready for the evening by 5. I was thinking, in my mind, we could get off the ship around 11, get back on the ship around 2. minutes, an hour to relax and then, you know, be ready by five. Dan, we were not communicating clearly. You thought we should go between like one and three because that's the warmest part of the day, which the difference was only two degrees, you know, but it was really worth that argument. Dan, it was really worth, you know, waiting. So, so we definitely bumped heads and we had a, um, a little baby meltdown in the room over that. But we remitted. You forgot where you scheduled your... I wasn't going to mention. Oh, okay. That's what started it, though. So I... It's hard for me to wash my hair on a cruise ship. And I guess when I... The last few trips, I'm like, you know what I should do? I should go and get a blowout in the middle of the week. Let them do it. It'd take them probably an hour for them to wash and completely dry my hair. And then my hair is... Because in those rooms, you're sweating. I'm like dying of a heat stroke. It's just... I have a lot of hair, too. And then I'm usually rushed. Normally when I dry my hair, I let it air dry for like two hours before. And I just don't have time in these situations. So after the last cruise, I was like, okay, I'm going to do it this time. So I looked at the schedule and I was like, after the beach day, that would be perfect. You know, because then I have, the next day we have glow and we're outside and it's, I'm usually sweat. I don't want to have freshly clean hair when I'm outside and fresh. So I'll do it after. So in my mind, it made sense to do it. So that's what started the disagreement was Lacey went and I hadn't done and maybe this is part of the miscommunication I hadn't done the math on like when we had to get off the ship and back on the ship and all that to be at the whatever I don't remember what we had at five o'clock but it was something we had to be right there was something we had to be at two at five o'clock so I hadn't done much of the math on when we had to be off and on I was just thinking okay it's cold outside if we're going to go to this beach party going during the You were thinking very logical. Yeah, you were thinking very logical. Makes the most sense, right? So then Lacey goes and schedules this thing and she comes back and she's like. Okay, hold on. I tried to schedule it for three because they said it'd take an hour. So from three to four. And then that means I come back in between four and five. I would put my makeup on, put my outfit on, and I'd be ready to go at five. So when I got there, they said, we can do 245. That's all we have. And I was like, okay, that's only 15 minutes. That's fine. And keep in mind, it's 1015 a.m. And I am completely ready to get off the ship at this point. So I go back to the room. And Dan's like, 245? There goes our whole beach day. And I was like, but we're ready. We could just go and get off the ship now. And like, in my mind, we were coming back to the ship around 2, 2.30 anyway. So like, 245 wasn't far off. In my mind, we were coming back at like 4. So that's why it screwed me up. Yeah. But there was no way I could get, come back at 4 and be completely ready for the evening by 5. That's just, that's not how girl stuff works. Okay. So anyway, So we had a slight disagreement. I sat on the balcony freezing cold for like 30 minutes to prove that I was mad at him. But after a little bit. In my head, I'm like, we just spent all this money on this beach thing. And now you went and scheduled a hair thing. And now we have to like half our day is cut short. That's what was in my mind. Now, whether all that math, you can explain all the math on what time you would have had to be back to be at the thing. And but I wasn't thinking all that. I was just sure. We were still back on the ship like before three. So I mean, like. It was all for nothing. And honestly, yeah. So then I got mad at him. I canceled the appointment. I canceled the appointment. Um, and then, uh, we had a disagreement, probably like an hour, you know, it was probably an hour of derailment. And then we got, you know, we finally just looked at each other. I'm like, okay, we're getting, let's just get off the fucking ship. So we did. So you and I, um, got off the ship and actually once we got outside, I was like, it's not that bad. You know, like, cause the way you get to the, um, it's like an island. So they take you by, I vote. And it was actually, we sat in the sun. It was really nice. And then we got over there. We had lunch. The lunch was okay. You know, it wasn't my favorite, but it was, it was something different than on the ship. We had free drinks. So we didn't get the alcohol package. So we, we made sure we got our money's worth in our drinks. We found our friends. And honestly, we, I love that excursion. It was, if it was 10 degrees warmer, it would have been so beautiful. I wore my swimsuit. I did. There is some bikini pictures that I don't think have been posted yet. We took some pictures. We danced. Was it ideal? No. We got to see a famous TikToker there. Yeah, there is some. So I wanted to kind of mention that. So one, I think, like you said, I love that excursion. Actually, probably one of my, even though it was cold, like the potential of it is probably like that was one of my favorite stops that we've ever done on a cruise ship. And if we ever are in Nassau on Royal Caribbean again, I would 100% do that beach party again. I actually hope Bliss Cruise does that stop again and does a beach party there because I think it's so cool but yeah it definitely was it being we couldn't get in the pool nobody didn't we couldn't really swim even outside of the pool it was okay when the sun was out but it was kind of cloudy so like a cloud would come and then it would be cold and then the sun would come back out and it'd be kind of almost warm and then it would be cold again so I mean it threw off the whole day but there definitely was a lot of potential in that stop but yeah Yeah, there was some famous TikTok girl with a couple million followers who was there at the same time we were. And I also want to point out there's a couple videos where you guys are dancing and you can see people in the background. I did want to point out that those people in the background are not swingers. There were six cruise ships in port that day. And this beach party was a public beach party. Not only are the people behind you not swingers, but they were not any of the people in our group. They were 100% not swingers. No, and I vlogged it, and I said, you know, I can film here because this is a public place. And to be honest, there was swingers like hanging around us, and I did not film them. I only filmed the people that I knew were public. You filmed the vanillas. Yeah, and the public people. But yeah, it was, I loved that. I want to go back there so we can do that again. It was like secrets, but brand new. Yeah. Kind of like the DJs, they had dancers. Such a cool spot, yeah. It was, and honestly, the vanilla people were wilder than we. Those TikTokers. They were twerking. They had thongs on. They were in the water. They were in the water. They had, you know, what's funny is I thought I got to follow that. I got to find that girl. I followed that girl that she had like two million followers. Her, they came back to the US and her husband or boy, I don't know who she, who it was, broke his ankle. And she was like, that's why you don't get drunk and dance in the water. Oh, on Royal. And like broke his ankle that day. Yeah, I guess. Or, or fracture or twist. I don't know exactly the extent of his injuries, but he was in So we were definitely the calm ones of the thing. And we were the swingers. So, you know, it's not always the swingers. The vanilla people are wild and crazy, too. But it was fun. It was a good stop. Actually, the boat ride from the ship to the island was my favorite part. Yeah, it was nice. But, yeah, good experience. So, yeah, I mean, that was it. We hung out there, like I said, until, you know, two something. I think we left it, like, two something. And it took us a little bit because we would take the boat back. And they kind of have you walk through. Like the downtown area of the Bahamas. Trying to sell you stuff before you're back on the boat. And then we got back on the boat. And then we went and I got ready. So the reason we had to get completely ready is the topless travel party. It's like if you book with topless, which we are sub-affiliated topless, you get to go to their party. And it's usually on night one, but because of the way it was a shorter cruise and the way everything felt, it was on night two. And with my crazy schedule that Dan had laid out for me, there was no other time in the evening to get ready. So basically, I had to come back, get completely ready, and then I just put something casual on until the night portion. But yeah, that's what we did. So I ended up not washing my hair, for the record. Okay. Well, I think that's the perfect place to take a break. So when we pick it back up next week, we'll pick it up at the topless travel meet and greet on board. But stay tuned. Yeah. The weather gets better. Things get hotter. It turns out to be a really fun trip. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I will say, though, if you're listening to this and you're like, I want to go on a bliss cruise. I know we just told you how cold it was, but it's never this way. But if you're like, I want to do that. There actually is still rooms available in April, which is very unusual. And we only have five couples. going with us. Yeah. So if you. So we can. Give you extra attention. Yes. Not that we're not. That was not. That came off the wrong way. That was not a proposition. We mean. Now if we vibe. I mean maybe. I mean we'll have dinner with you. You know we'll have dinner. We'll. We'll dance. Stuff like that. Yeah. That's what he means by that. But. So yeah. If that's something that you're. It's going to sell out. It's just a matter of like. Time. Time. So if you're like. If you're a last minute type of person. And you are hearing this. And you're like. I want to go. You definitely check out SwingYourSidey.net. There's not many rooms, but there are some. For April 2026. Yeah. And if you're like, that's too close, there is November still has rooms. And then obviously all of next year is still available. Yeah. So I will say for April and November, the inventory for those rooms are getting short. And they're expected to sell out probably in the next 30 days or less. So if you're hearing this and you're thinking, I want to go on a bliss cruise in 2026, basically, if you don't book that bliss cruise here in the next couple of weeks, there's a chance that you won't be able to go on a bliss cruise until 2027. Yeah. Right. So this is probably your last opportunity in the next couple of weeks to go ahead and put a down payment and reserve a room for a bliss cruise in 2026. Otherwise, you will be waiting until 2027 to go on a cruise. Yes. Okay. All right. But we would love to, I mean, April's going to be great. They're calling it the beach party because both stops have beach parties with playrooms. Which, honestly, I love that because that's one thing I don't like about cruise is I'm a beach girl. Like, if I'm going to be in the warm, I don't want to be at a pool. I want to be at the beach, so I'm actually very excited. Yeah, and one thing about Blitzkers that in the past that I didn't love is, like, the beach days kind of felt like they were not ruined, but they weren't spicy. They were vanilla. They were a vanilla day, right? Yeah. And so I didn't really love that. So the fact that now that on this April cruise, they're doing two beach parties and they're both non-vanilla like clothing optional playroom type of beach parties. To me, that's like the perfect that fits perfectly. And it like gives you something to do. Like because before it was like, what do I really do? I go zip lining. Do I go, you know, do I go just go out to eat? Like what, what touristy thing do I do on a port day? Well, now it's like, no, you do the, you're going to the bliss beach party. Energy to Land, which I'm excited to see how that goes. And then the November Cruise is going to be the largest swinger party on Earth. We're trying to organize the largest orgy on Earth. So you don't want to miss that. I don't know why you would want to miss that. So definitely put that one on your end. Again, go book it now or you'll be waiting to 2027. Yeah. All right. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners? All right. 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