Bliss Cruise Part 2: Lost Meds, Doctor Hookups & Group Play

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Speaker1: This podcast is intended for adult audiences. Over the age of 18, it contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us, and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice. Welcome to the Swing Nation podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. So Lacey, people are asking, how do they get to go to a party or an event with us? They check out swingersociety.net, you create a profile, you sign up for an event, and you come hang out with us. Super easy. That's right. If you want to party with us and the other faces and names that you know from social media and TikTok, head on over to swingersociety.net. Can't wait to see you there. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy and Southern Girl. And we are back with another full episode from the Caribbean on Bliss Cruise. But I think first, before we talk Bliss Cruise, we need to say Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah. Today is Thanksgiving. Well, hopefully when they're listening to this, I mean, you probably are with your family. Let's be real on Thanksgiving. You'll probably listen to this the next day. Either way, thank you for listening to us. Maybe you're driving to grandma's house and you're getting ready to go eat some turkey and you thought you'd listen to the Swing Nation podcast on your way to get your naughty fill before you have to put up with your annoying family members. We get it. We're glad you're here. Glad you're listening. Lacey, what is one thing you are thankful for this year? Put you on the spot. Well, I mean, like, outside of the obvious, which is like family, my health, you know, our home, you know, stuff like that. I mean, do you mean something outside of that? I don't know, whatever pops in your head. Randomly? I guess maybe I'm thankful for our community, for the friendships that we have made within the lifestyle. And, yeah, I just, that's, I'm very appreciative. of that. Yeah, my answer is actually similar to that. So it's funny that you said basically the same thing because we had somebody message us on, I don't even know if it was on Swinger Society or one of the SLS or one of the other lifestyle sites. And they basically were like, you know, I just wanted to, it's Thanksgiving. We wanted to say thank you to you guys because of you, you know, we've, we're starting to explore and, you know, we've never had better sex and our relationship has never been happier. And I was like, oh, that's a really, really nice message. And I started to think of like, Well, it's really because of them that we can live this lifestyle, right? If we didn't have OnlyFans subscribers, if we didn't have podcast listeners, if we didn't have people going and buying Shameless Care, ED medication, and some of our other sponsor's stuff, we wouldn't be able to do this. So I am super thankful. You said our community, but I'm super thankful to the community, the listeners, everybody that's really supported us. I think it is nice to stop and be like, none of this would be possible. without the people listening to this podcast, following us on TikTok and Instagram and all the places, buying tickets to events and things like that. So super thankful really to everybody that's out there listening right now. Agreed. All right. So have a happy Turkey Day. Eat it all. Just stuff your face. Don't worry about it. There'll be plenty of time. You know, January, we'll start worrying about diets and things like that. Yeah, it's the holiday time. Now's the time to indulge. We are full-blown holiday season now. All right. So Liz Cruz, when we left you, we had just finished night one. Yeah. Which we actually ended up in the playroom next to some friends just by coincidence. Yeah. But just me and you fucking in the playroom. And if I remember, I actually think I came inside of you. Yeah. In the playroom, which that never happens. So that was nice. It shows you. It doesn't never happen. It does happen, but not a ton. Like we just went to Fort Lauderdale in September. You came and me there. So we can't say it doesn't happen. It does. Just not super. often. Correct. All right. So that takes us to day two, which is really the first full day. Well, I'm counting it as day three in my notes, just in case I say the day is wrong. Because the first night we stayed at the embassy. The second night we were on the cruise ship. So technically. So it's day two of the cruise, day three of our adventure. Like our vacation. Yeah. So on this day we slept in. We are not morning people on Bliss. Let me just like put that out there. Some people get up, they exercise, they go to classes. We're not morning people in life. No. And when you get up more, usually before I do, because you make sure now that your son's driving, he actually wakes up and goes to school and you still make his lunch even though he's 16 years old. But that's okay. I feel some judgment there, but that's fine. I'm just going to let it pass. Keep going. But anyway, if it was up to us, we would get up at 10 o'clock in the morning most days. Yeah, that's a sweet spot. Anyway, so on the cruise, we definitely, We tend to hit lunch at the buffet. That's kind of what starts our day. And so that's kind of how we did this day. The topless travel pool party is always a top priority for us. Party Mark hosts it. And that started at 1.30 on this day. So basically our goal was to be up and at them by 1.30. And that's kind of how we did. We got up. I think I took some pictures on the balcony because I think I was kind of waiting for you to finish what you need. We got dressed. We went and had our lunch. And then we headed out to the pool party. And it was a lot of fun. Party Mark brings the energy to every pool party he hosts. If you've ever seen him at Secrets, at Hedo, all the places. He did like the car wash, which a lot of people love. I have a love-hate relationship with the car wash. I enjoy the car wash I do think places like bliss cruise in Hedo it just tends to last for like two hours but where would it not last for two hours secret well secrets gets dragged out to yeah a smaller party I guess it would it does the thing is it and then people like continue to get on the line and get at the end of the line it's just it's it should be capped which I don't know how you do that but yeah I mean so if you don't know what the car wash is if you're a new listener basically they do like the male version and the female so for this In this case, I think the women lined up. The women were the car wash in this case, yeah. Which is the norm. They line up and then the men go through the car wash. So essentially, the women are just like soaping up the men. They're washing them. They're washing them. And it's clothing optional. So you can be as dressed or as undressed as you like. I think technically the rule is you're only supposed to be topless. But in this case, there is no rules. They just kind of let whatever happen. this happens. I will say though, if you are a man and you are getting in this line, you are consenting to being completely felt up. Yeah. They basically tell that. So when they say the rules of the car wash, it's the guys go through with their hands in the air. The girls are washing your body and they can touch as much or as little as they want while they're washing your body. And that's, you understand that going in. And I will tell you some of those older women, they will touch them everywhere. I think I've had a few, you know, Backdoor washes in my car wash days. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that happened. I feel like it went on forever. But we had fun. We found a lot of our friends. We were kind of hanging out in the pool, meeting people, chatting, all the things. It was lovely. Yeah. Really, this is, I think, one of the days we spent the most time at the pool. Yeah. We did a better job this time about going to the pool. Mm-hmm. I feel like Bliss compared to Peto, we'd spend much more time. at Hedo in the pool than we do at Bliss. Yeah. So but after the topless travel party, it was the foam party. Yeah. And this is actually the only foam party we went to because I think there was another one later in the week. But this is a first for Bliss. So originally it was supposed to be in the Solarium. I don't know if it's a first ever, but it's a first. It was a first that we've experienced. Yeah. I thought it was a new thing. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows? But yeah. It's the first time I've ever seen that. Me too. Yeah. And it was supposed to originally be in the solarium, but something happened. And I don't know if like celebrity cruises pulled the plug on that, but they actually moved it out. Well, I almost wonder if they, so originally on the schedule, it was listed as a foam party and play. Yeah. So what that means is the solarium is the playroom, which I think we described that on the last podcast episode, but there is a pool in the middle of that. And you can go watch, uh, Lacey has a tick tock and an Instagram reel where she gives a little tour and you can kind of see what we're talking about. Um, But I think, you know, even when they had said a foam party slash play party, I'm picturing people in the foam in the pool soaking wet and then getting on beds. That just sounds like a terrible, like there's going to be foam. Oh, I wasn't thinking logistics. I just thought it sounded fun. I mean, I don't know. So I almost wonder if they're like, that's too much for, like, maybe we need to have a foam party and a party and play and not mix those together. Maybe. I don't. You could just, you could see people slipping and sliding and the beds getting, you know, all covered. in foam. I could see maybe somebody being like, maybe this is too much. This isn't a good idea. Yeah. So they moved it outside to the pool, which was fine because we just didn't have to like get up and go anywhere. And the difference between like a foam party here versus like Hedo is there's actually a guy with like a cannon thingy and he's like spraying the foam. Right. So Hedo, they just hang the foam thing above the pool and it just does its thing. This time they had a foam cannon. Yeah. And there was a guy, Yeah, so like at Hedo, if you don't want to get completely covered by the foam, you just don't go down to the end. Where this, it pretty much, it was moving. So there was really hard to, unless you just completely removed yourself from the situation, it was hard to like. Well, it's such a small pool. Yeah, it's a tiny pool. So we started off kind of in the water and eventually sort of worked our way out because the foam was getting in our drinks. It was in our hair. It was just, I mean, it's fun. I'm not bitching. I'm not bitching about the foam party. I love a good foam party. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I was not, I was not drunk enough yet for a foam party. Yeah. I like a good foam party. I do think foam parties in the pool, you know, cause we've done some that are outside of the pool and just like in an area in the pool. I think I prefer to not in the pool cause you can kind of, you know, if you get foam in your face, you can kind of grab some water and rinse yourself off. Um, but yeah, it was, it was good. I enjoyed it. Yeah. So after that, that then it was the solarium, It was a play. It's like dance and play. Party and play. Something like that. And they did kind of some of this on the last cruise, but it was in like a playroom, like a standard playroom. No water, no nothing like that. So this was the first time in the solarium. It was organized chaos is the best way I can describe it. It was fun. I mean, if you like high energy, a lot going on, people dancing, a lot of talking, throwing it back to like Tuesday's podcast. This would not be their place. Yeah, how do you feel? I'm still on the fence about party and play in general, right? I like the idea of it. I think the positives of party and play is it probably gets people into the playroom that would normally be afraid to go in there, right? Because they're like, we're just going to go in there and dance. And it's kind of like you can go in there and just be in there and not be playing. Like it's more acceptable because you're dancing. You're there being social. For me, I like party and play because there's no like weird, in between time. It's you're dancing and then you're fucking. Where if you're normally in like a dance club, ballroom type area, then you have to go to the playroom. There's that space. And I feel like you lose a lot of people. And so I personally think that's really cool. It's like dance and vibe and meet people. And then you're like, hey, you want to take it over here. I think the problem is, is there's just not an adequate space for that. I mean, obviously they're on a ship, so they have to work within what they have. Space is already extremely limited. Yeah, so space is limited, so it makes it kind of hard. I will say on the last cruise, there was, it wasn't a solarium, but this was April 2025 cruise. It wasn't a solarium, but it was like the 18 plus area of a normal cruise ship. So it was like upstairs down, you could like sit on the top and it was open air. I liked that one a little bit better. There was more dancing space on that. Yeah. And I just felt like this was wild. Party Mark was hosting it, which he is fun and I love his energy and I'm all about it. It just seems like a zoo. Yeah. For lack of a better word. I mean, there was just there was dancing. There was I think there was balls flying like like beach balls. There was just it was a lot going on. So doing that and fucking was a lot. You and I just went to fuck. just so we could say we did it you know well we got in there kind of early and there was nobody really dancing yet they were just kind of like hanging out but all the beds were basically empty and this is we kind of did this on the last cruise at the first party and play too i was kind of like lacy let's go fuck to like get people fucking fucking yeah like somebody's got to rip the band-aid off although there was a few other people that were starting to we don't think we were the first one but we were the earlier ones that Yeah. And our friends were kind of in there, but I think they decided to just go back to the room. It was too much. This was like four-ish, you know, by this time. It was getting to that time where you either nap or you keep going. So a lot of our friends left, and it was just you and I. And then, do you remember what happened? Dr. Storer showed up. Dr. Storer showed up. Yeah. And Dan had to, what's the correct word? What am I? You had to cash in on some. I had, yeah. Yeah, so if you've been following our podcast for any amount of time, you know, Dr. Stewart's been coming on this podcast for three years or so. We've been flirty for those three years. We have met her at Naughty New Orleans once or twice now, I think at this point. And then also at Dallas. We saw her there too. But we have never ended up in a playroom together. Dallas almost, but basically like as we started the play, they had to go get with her husband. Right. Her husband actually stayed. And was part of the orgy. And she went and took care of the kids. But anyway. So she was there. She just like appeared. And she was like, Dan, I'm ready for you. And so we went at it. Y'all two did. And it was a good time. Me and her husband fooled around a little. We did not full swap. But we soft swapped. And we kind of. At one point we were just like rubbing each other. Taking it all in. Yeah. I don't. It was a good experience. Dr. Storr, I'm glad we were able to finally connect. Now, what I will say is this is the only time we connected on this cruise. And what I have learned is I think us and her are on like opposite schedules. Yeah, we are. She's very much like a morning, a daytime play person where I think we are just getting started as like she's going to bed kind of thing. Yeah, like they're like a 10 o'clock p.m. bedtime. And that's like right when we're getting to the party. Yeah. So which is funny because we laughed about it throughout the week. because we ended up having dinner with them and stuff. And that was like our joke that we were on two different time zones type of situation. I mean we saw her only a few times on the cruise. Yeah. It almost had to like be like hey we need to have dinner together. When can we meet you? Yeah. Like we had to be very deliberate because we just our schedules were a little different. Yeah. So after we got done with that we were heading back to the room and I realized holy shit we have the topless travel meet and greet like in an hour. Yeah. My friends were like going to like take naps and stuff. So I was totally jealous because we had to go. So we talked about this a little bit last week. We are like a sub affiliate of topless travel. So the people that book with us get to come to the topless travel meet and greet. So it's important for us to go and they do a good job of shouting us out there. It's fun. It's a nice little. What? Why are you? No, I remember. So we went to the topless travel meet and greet. You know, we met some people got to meet some more of the bullets people. It's good to always see the topless travel team and kind of, you know, the, People that are answering the phone calls and emails and stuff like that. But we were there for however long. And then you're like, let's go. Let's go see if we can sneak in a nap or something. And I'm like, Lacey, because Party Mark was on the microphone. Oh, yeah. And he was starting to like call. Yeah, it was like the last 15 minutes. So I'm like, let's sneak in. So he's starting to like, you know, kind of point everybody out to the people there, you know, so that they could put names to face. And Lacey's like, let's go. Let's go take a nap. And I'm like, Lacey, we can't leave right now. There's a pretty good chance that Mark is going to call our name. Yeah. She's like, you think? And I'm like, yeah. And so she's like, okay, we'll wait. And it was like a minute later. Mark was like, oh, Dan and Lacey, the Swing Nation. So I was like, see, imagine if we had walked out and then he called us. He has called our name before and that's not been there. Yeah, you don't. But honestly, I don't think there was a whole lot of time. I mean, because I don't think this party even started to like six, this meet and greet started at six. And we had dinner pretty much every night, give or take, at eight o'clock. We kind of had a standing eight o'clock time that whoever wanted to come in our friend group could come. If you didn't want to, that was no, you know, it was fine. So by the time we got back to the room and got settled and everything, it was basically time to get ready, which is like the story of my life. So the theme for this night was Roaring Twenties. I kept it pretty simple. I didn't even think about it, but a lot of people had like Headpieces on and gloves. Boas, yeah. I did not do any of that. I just wore a dress that was like very beaded. Dan just posted a picture of it like a day or two ago. It was very beaded. And then I ended up changing after dinner out of that dress because it really wasn't super practical for like dancing and stuff because it was like a long fitted dress. Was it heavy? There was a lot of beads on it. I wouldn't say it was heavy, but it just wasn't like comfortable. I mean, it wasn't uncomfortable, It wasn't just like a dance you could like cut loose in. Well, even I could think of like trying to dance with you. You're basically covered in beads. Like how do you? Which a lot of people like how to fit over that dress. It was from Fashion Nova and I just recently got it. So if you were wondering where that dress was from, that was where it was from. And then after I just put on like a bodysuit that was very similar to that. But I jumped ahead. So before we went to dinner, that was kind of our goal was to make TikTok. and stuff every night before dinner. So I would always try to be done like 30, 45 minutes before. So that's what we did. We made a few TikToks. We took a few pictures. And then we headed into dinner. We always eat in the formal dining room for dinner. It's kind of our one meal, one solid meal a day. Because like for lunch and stuff, we just kind of grab something off the buffet. And then we, you know, we don't eat breakfast. So we, we do enjoy that sitting down. having the meals and I think the food on like Celebrity and Royal Caribbean is really good. Compared to Hito, I would say I like the cruise food better. I agree. But I'm also a very picky eater. You are. So keep that in mind. Yeah, I think the cruise food is probably just a touch above Hito. Well, there's also a lot more options. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So after the 20s party, we went to the Sky Lounge. And that they were playing 20s music. Yeah. So because we are so friends with so many of the DJs and especially DJ Frisky, who was DJing this entire cruise. So we were talking to them and I get it. They were trying to get the DJs to play the theme nights. Yeah. So like, which we've done that. We've done like a 90s party and play 90s music. We've had like a Western night and leaned a little into Western. Yeah. So I kind of get why they did this, but go ahead. But it was a little. It was a little painful. Like, wasn't it? Because I think they did a full, like, hour. The first, and I think from what I heard, and this is just, you know, from talking to people who talk to people, but anyway, they said they wanted to do, like, two hours, or an hour or two hours of, like, the 20s music, and then they could kind of go open format from there. Which is funny, because the guy who was DJing this night was some kind of famous country DJ. Country DJ, yeah. And knowing this behind-the-scenes information, and he's up there, and he's like, I think I'm going to start drinking. was dancing. And he kept saying funny things that if you didn't know the backstory, you probably wouldn't catch it. He's like, okay, 15 more minutes and we're going to switch it over. You could tell he was counting down until he could play. Yeah, he was. It was funny. So we literally stayed in there for just a few minutes. The goal of every night was to find the EDM party. Yeah, so this is, again, the first time, I think we talked about this a little bit in the last episode, but the first time where they, like, there was a bar that was playing country music. There was a space on the ship that had EDM music. And then the main ballroom was always kind of that top 40 slash whatever the theme night is music. So for us, it became a where is the EDM party? And it was almost like an Easter egg hunt because it was not in the same spot every night. And it didn't start till like 11 usually. Which I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that too. But the problem is we got done with dinner like 9.30, 10. And so we had this like little bit of time where we had to kind of feel and figure out what we were doing. Uh, and there just really wasn't a good, like for instance, this night we went and they were playing 20s music. So it was kind of like, it's almost like a buzzkill. It's like, you're just ready to go. And so they're definitely, again, like we said last week, there were some growing pains and I think give them a couple more cruises, the new owners, a couple more cruises under the belts. I think they're going to work out all of this. Um, but yeah, there definitely was some like low points where we were like, okay, where are we going? What are we doing? Yeah. But most nights it turned into that hour after dinner when we were waiting for the EDM party to start. It was just kind of an awkward hour for the whole group, I think. Yeah. Okay. So after the EDM party, a group of us. Well, where was the EDM party this night? Did you write it down? I did not write it down. Is this the one where it was inside the ship in the middle with DJ Tumblr? I think so. Tumblr? I think so. Yeah. I didn't make a note, but yeah. Okay. It's DJ Tumblr. Yeah. Yeah. But after we hung out and danced for a while, we decided to go to the Solarium 2 orgy. Yes. So that's what we did. Us, we met a new couple. We're going to call them the Diet Coke couple. Yes. And then... Reno. Reno, which y'all have heard about Reno couple on the podcast for years. And then... Skye. Skye and her husband. And Mike. And Mike, yeah. And Mike, yeah. So it was us. And it was a... It was. Like we needed that good orgy in. Probably that orgy is probably my favorite one of the crews. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I disagree. I have a favorite one. Yeah, we'll talk about that when it comes up too. But this one, I'll explain it when we get to the next one. But yeah, this was probably one of my favorite ones. Really? Well, I think we were all, because none of us had sex yet. Yeah. So we're all like ready to go. Yeah. So it was kind of like almost, you know, and we were in the playroom and everybody We had good beds and mattresses. I mean, people were squirting everywhere. Yeah. Is this the night with Peggy? What night was Peggy? I don't know. I don't know. Can we tell the story about Peggy? Did you not make a note? This might have been the night, actually. I actually completely did not. I can't tell the story about Peggy because I don't know where I was. I didn't hear any of this. This just became like a joke throughout the week. Yeah, if you didn't put it on your notes, I don't remember. It probably was this night because it was pretty early in the cruise. because it became a thing for the rest of the cruise. So anyway, so this is probably what happened. It probably was this night. So we're all on the beds fucking and this other couple comes along. They were a little bit older than us. So we're in the solarium and we're playing on the orgy beds, which are like six king size, queen size beds all pushed together. And so our group is on like probably three or four of the beds, but there's another one or two that are like empty. And so this couple who's the wife was apparently named Peggy come along and the guy is trying to get Peggy to lay down onto the bed. And Peggy was like, I'm not laying on that. It might be dirty. And he's like, it's not dirty, Peggy. They just clean. That's a clean sheet. Just lay down, Peggy. He's like, just lay down. And then she's like, no, how do you know it's clean? And so Mike was like, oh, no, they just changed that. A couple just got up and they came down and they wiped it. It's clean. And so anyway. It was an inside joke for the rest of the week. They had like a very southern country. He's like, They got like a little argument on whether or not Peggy could lay down. So it became a joke all week. I was like, Peggy, just lay on the bed. Yeah. Maybe Peggy listens to this. I think it was like, as we were getting up and leaving too. Yeah. And I guess that's why I was completely oblivious. I think I was like cleaning up condoms or doing, I'm the one that typically like cleans up everything. Yeah. Cause I don't want people talking about us. I agree. I get it. I get it. I got to do it. After that, we went and had our nightly snack. That's my favorite thing about the cruise. You go at the end, you get, well, Party Mark is there where there's milk and cookies or you get pizza or you get whatever you want. You snack. We ate a lot of pizza this cruise. Yeah, we did. Yeah, so 2 a.m. It was basically, the buffet was open, but not a lot. It was basically pizza or like a couple other things. We always ended up with pizza and then they had milk and cookies. And yeah, Party Mark was always in there with his girls going around delivering cookies and milk. And that was how we ended almost every single night of the cruise. So that ends. We'll just call that day three. Yes. For my notes purposes. Correct. That ends our day three. All right. I think now is the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we'll get it in the day four. Yeah. Lacey, one thing I don't leave home without. when going to a swinger event is my ED medication. That is correct. Performance anxiety is 100% a real thing. Having sex in an orgy room with 100 people in there is way different than having sex at home in your bedroom. It is. So I like to have what we call little insurance policy and have some of that ED medication in my pocket. Shameless Care is who I use for that. And they actually just came out with a new product called the Shameless Duo. Yeah. Which is a combination medicine that has Viagra and Cialis in it. So that one, you can be ready whenever, but also it's got that dose that you can take when you're, you know, as you're getting ready to go to the playroom and you need that to kick in. Yeah. So I love it. I mean, I used it at Hedo for the first time and that combination. You've kind of pretty much switched to that, haven't you? That's basically what I use all the time now. Yeah. So if you're looking for ED medication, if you're new to the lifestyle and you're going to an event, you might want to some and have it just handy in case you need it. Yeah. And the really cool thing about shameless care is they don't set you up on a reoccurring plan. So you're not going to get all of this ED medication that you have in your nightstand built up. When it's time that you need more, you'll get an email from them and they'll ask you, hey, are you ready for another round? And you can respond back. Yes, please refill it or no, I'm good right now. Thank you. So it's really cool because you don't end up with all these extra pills and spend a bunch of that you're not, you know, you don't need to spend. Yeah. And my favorite part is you don't actually have to go into an office and talk to your family doctor or a military doctor. You can do it all right online from the privacy of your home. You just go to the website, you fill out some forms, the doctor reviews it, approves you, disapproves you, and you move on from there. So if you would like to get some medication, you can go to the swing nation dot info, click on a little recommended apps and products, scroll down to the shameless care icon. Click on that and that's going to take you over there. There's some discount codes there for you so you can get a discount off your first order. But I highly recommend if you're going to some events or parties, go get you some lifestyle insurance. All right, guys, check it out. Lacey, the question we get asked on social media and TikTok more than any other question is how do I find lifestyle people, lifestyle events, lifestyle parties, lifestyle cruises? Yeah. Lifestyle People. I think I already said that. In my area. Basically anything lifestyle you need. How do I find it? You need to get on a Swinger website. And SDC is one of our favorites. It's really big here in the Southeast U.S. for sure. Yeah. And it has all the clubs listed. It has all the parties listed. You can find information on cruises. You can find our podcasts on SDC. Yeah, you can. And if you want to try it completely risk-free, we have a free trial link for you. We do, yeah. So how do people go? and find that free trial link. If you go to theswingnation.info and scroll to the bottom, you're going to find some of our favorite products and brands, and you're just going to click that link and go straight there. All right. If you guys want to find lifestyle people in your area, go sign up for SDC, completely risk-free, and see if it works for you. I agree. All right, guys. Bye. Go check it out. Lacey, if you're going to be a swinger, you need to be a responsible swinger. I agree. being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis. Yeah. Now, something I didn't know is not all STI STD testing is the same. That is correct. 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Yeah, because we want you to fuck like a porn star. For sure. All right, guys, welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. We love our sponsors. We do. All right. When we left you off, we had just finished an orgy in the solarium. Yeah. What, four couples? Yeah. And squirting and cumming and all of the good things. Yeah. Starting Bliss Cruise off with a bang. Yeah. And it was great. This was a, this is kind of the group that we spent most of the week with. Yeah, it was probably four, five couples that we've all kind of known each other. And it was just a very easy group. None of us are super duper close. Like nobody's BFFs. Nobody's like, but we're close enough that it kind of just worked. We just kind of had like a little built-in group. I liked it. Pretty all-star cast. Yeah, no, everybody was hot. Everybody, the dicks worked. Everybody, you know, it was good. It was a good, it's a good little group. There's some large dicks in that group. Yes, there are some very large dicks. Which Lacey's always a big fan of. You know, I mean. It kind of became a thing. I think somebody said something one time about like, oh, I see why you guys are all friends or something. I was like, oh. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good time. Okay, so day four. This day started with me going to the hospital. So we didn't talk about it from day three, but you know, I'm now been without my medicine. If you listen to our first podcast about Bliss Cruise, you know that I left all of my medication back in the States. We are on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and I have nothing. So I had called, there was like a nurse's line. I'd called the night before and talked to the nurse and she was wonderful. She was like, Like, come in tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. She was like, if you can log in or find a way to get all your prescriptions, we can help you try to figure out what is crucial, what you need, what you don't need, all those things. So that's what I did. So I, you know, I had been 24 hours and was fine. I didn't notice, you know, there was no issues with me being without medicine. I was still behaving and acting fine. So the next, that morning I got up and Dan, while Dan slept and I went and luckily I used Walgreens. I was able to log in to my Walgreens app. And she was able to pull every single prescription that I had. And there was really not, I mean, there was one that they had was like indigestion medicine, which I was super grateful for. I ended up really needing that. But the rest, really the only thing I was worried about was my Lexapro. Everything else, I was like, I will survive without it. You know, I just, I just don't want to like start having withdrawal symptoms or start acting crazy or anything like that and so she told me that there was a good chance that they could actually get those when we stopped at port which our port days were wednesday and thursday no tuesday and wednesday well and for people that don't understand you know so lexapro is an antidepressant and and some of the side effects especially you know going cold turkey on lexapro the side effects are pretty extreme from that i mean to up and to include you know suicidal thoughts and tendencies like it's a pretty intense drug yeah it's an Especially in a pretty intense drug to go cold turkey off of. On a cruise. Right. So these were some of our concerns when we realized because you've been trying you've been trying for years now to wean yourself off Electra Pro and that has been difficult for you. Yeah. So going cold turkey off of it was something that we were majorly concerned about. At least I was and I know you were as well. I was. I was pretending like I wasn't if I'm being honest because I knew that like you were panicking and so if I pretended like I was normal I felt like that would help you not panic. And so from my understanding, though, is this drug is something that builds up in your system. And so it took a couple of days. You were saying you were telling me like, yeah, I've not taken it for a couple of days. It should be OK. As long as we can get some at the next port. Yeah. Everything's going to be great. Well, and you and I'd also been talking to people. So like I'm not like I said in the last episode, I'm not one to like take medication from somebody. But this was pretty desperate times. So like I've been talking to my friends and people and like nobody that we had met had a prescription. of Lexapro or anything like that. So it was important for me to go to the doctor, even though it was not cheap. And they still charge me. I never got, spoiler alert, I never got the Lexapro. I still got charged. But that's another thing. So anyway, I went. The lady was super nice. She was like, let me see what we can do. We have two port stops. Hopefully I can get those at one of them. And I was like, okay. So basically what she was saying is they could put the prescription in. We were stopping at St. Martin the next day. And then the day after that, Antigua, if I'm saying that right. And so she was saying, you know, there's pharmacies at both locations. We'll see if we can get the drugs. Brought to the ship. At one of those and get the drugs brought to the ship. And then we can prescribe it. It sounded like this was pretty common. That, like, people get on the ship without. And they were very concerned that I didn't have, like, high blood pressure or something. Like, something that need. Right. Would be a medical emergency. Yeah. A lot of the things that were on were not, like, it was, like, acne medicine or a nurse. Yeah. You know, I mean, I need it. I want my face to break out. I'm not going to like croak over if I don't have it. So anyway, I went and did that. Um, and then I got back and. So you left that and you're basically like, Hey, we're stopping at St. Martin tomorrow. Yeah. They think they're gonna be able to get, they think they, you know, they should be able to get the drug there. No worries. We're good to go. We got 20, 24 hours. I can make another 24 hours without this medicine. We're going to be fine. So you and I went, I got ready and we went and had lunch. And then after that, um, you, we had talked a little bit about our partnership with white for the cruise. So on this day, we had planned to meet Serenity and her husband to film some stuff, kind of knock out some social media stuff. So that way we could have that. So you could go ahead and start posting all of that. So she had kind of done like a makeshift meet and greet, would you call it? I mean, she literally just found an open spot that people could see through the elevators and stuff and just put out a bunch of wifey swag and people just started coming. She was able to talk to people and pass out stuff. And so I kind of hung out there a little bit with her and it kind of helped her some. And then once she wrapped that up, we kind of jumped into making. Well, the funny thing is what we were going to do is do it right there. So she was in the library, which is a very open room. And like you said, it was open to the elevators. And what we were talking about doing is doing that little interview that we did on Tuesday Talks a couple weeks ago and then making some TikToks and stuff there. Well, it became very apparent that people were going to keep stopping. If we stayed in that area, basically it would be very hard to do a podcast recording or any kind of real content creation because so many people were kind of stopping and talking, which is fine. It just makes it difficult to do what we were trying to do. Yeah, it's hard to be respectful of other people and film, but also not get anybody in any. So we decided to find a better location that was a little bit more private, which ended up being the hideaway on the ship. It was right by our room. There was occasionally people in there, But usually if we just said, hey, we're going to stand over here, we find usually people didn't mind. And actually, people like to kind of watch. A lot of people would stay and kind of watch us. I even had people comment like on my TikTok lives and stuff since then. And they're like, I saw you. I got to see you make a TikTok in real life because they saw us. And I was like, oh, that's cool. I was like, I hope I didn't bother you. They're like, no, we loved it. We loved to be able to see you. So that was pretty cool. So, yeah, we did several different things. She interviewed me. I interviewed her. We made several TikToks. At one point, I wanted to do the one where you do pictures ain't shit. Yeah. It was like a trending audio where you spin around in a circle. Yeah. And I was like, how beautiful would that be with the water in the background? But to find a location that we didn't get anybody in it was actually kind of hard. And so we were like, where can we go? And she was like, what if we go to the front of the ship? Right. And I was like, okay, let's do that. So because she's a rock star and goes to the gym every day, she knew that on the front of the ship, in front of the gym, there was a balcony where basically nobody was because it was like the gym balcony or something. So we packed up all our stuff. Yeah. We voyaged across the entire ship to the gym. Yeah. We get out on the front of the ship and it's like 30 mile an hour winds. Yeah. There's no way. Our wind is whipping. So she was like, what if, which I'm glad she was the one coming up with all these locations. She's like, why don't we go to the back of the ship? I felt bad because I have this vision and I really wanted it. This is all for Lacey's one TikTok. We've done like 20 other TikToks, but for this one TikTok, she wanted to be outside where you could see the water. Okay, it's a pretty cool fucking TikTok, if you do say so myself. So anyway, we finally get to the back of the ship. So we leave the front of the ship and have to now voyage all the way across the ship, which the gym is like in a weird place. Yeah, it is. So anyway, we voyage all the way to the back of the ship to where the restaurant, the buffet is. Behind the buffet, there is some outdoor seating, which was, because it was like in between meals, was pretty We were able to make this TikTok and take some pictures. It was really cute. You can go and find it. Everybody was like, there was not a lot of people out there, but there are some seating. You can carry your food from the buffet area out there and sit. There were some people and they got to watch us. One lady was like, you want me to take pictures? Everybody was so sweet and kind. It was very important to us to be respectful of them and not get anybody pictures. So after that, I mean, honestly, that took up the bulk of our diet. We did not get to go to the pool. We spent a couple hours doing all that. Yeah, which in the moment, I was like, that sucked. But we got a lot of work done. We got it done early in the week. And so it is what it is. Listen, hey, if you're going to do this, you know, as a profession, you're going to be a professional podcaster slash swinger influencer. You know, you got to do a little influencing when you go on these vacations. I think giving up a couple hours of work to go on these trips is totally worth it. Totally. And it was nice, again, you know, we talked about it a little bit on the last podcast, but getting to talk to Serenity and her husband. I think every time we do like kind of collab like this with other creators, especially like big creators, you always learn stuff. So I think, you know, you guys were sharing Amazon links to lights and stuff. And so it was really appreciative of that time with them and having that conversation. And we learned quite a bit from talking to them. I agree. So we went back to the room after that, and we really just had kind of a low-key afternoon. It was like not enough time to really go to the pool, but also not enough time for like a full-blown nap or anything. So we just kind of hung out and stuff and then started to get ready. The theme for this night was fairytale night, which the theme was a little confusing because in the picture, it showed a girl with like angel wings on, not angel wings, fairy wings, sorry. Yeah, the girl in the picture looked like a fairy. Yes. So when you thought fairy tale, you thought, oh, this is like, like fairies, like fairy night. Yeah. But then I read the description and it was like your favorite fairy tale. So you'll see a little bit of everything. And some of the TikToks that we posted, you'll see me. We dressed up as Jasmine in Aladdin because we had already done that before. And this was like a week before when I realized when I actually read it. So we just pulled something out of our closet. My husband were a fairy and he was like fairy security. Yeah. So you. Well the funny thing is I think half the cruise ship was fairies. Yeah. And half the cruise ship was like Disney characters and like fairy tale book type characters. So it was definitely half the ship thought interpreted it one way and half the ship interpreted it the other way. It was definitely. Which is completely fine. I mean truthfully as long as you feel good in what you're wearing in your skin it really doesn't matter what. what you're wearing. Nobody gives a shit. I've never had somebody walk up to me at a swingers party and say, hey, what you're wearing doesn't go with this theme. Nobody cares. As long as you dress and you think you look good and you're comfortable, that's all that matters. Honestly, sometimes when people take a theme and spin it in a way that you might not initially have thought of, those are the outfits that catch people's attention. For sure. You take an interesting spin off of a theme. For sure. So we got completely ready. And Skye and her husband, Mike, are also content creators. We've made stuff with them in the past on Bliss Cruises. And we were given a schedule of times that we could go into the playroom and the solarium and stuff. And so we had given it to them. And so they had shown up this night to do TikToks and stuff with us. So you'll see quite a few TikToks and stuff of us in the solarium as dangerous as Aladdin. Yeah, me and it's Aladdin. And then a bunch with us with Sky and Mike. It was good stuff. Yeah, they were really good. Yeah. One of those TikToks got flagged the other day. What did he get flagged for? Well, I think it's the one where we all get on the bed together and it got flagged. I have to be very careful about what I can't. The words that I put on there can't be like too sexually suggestive. Although clearly us all getting in a bed by itself is sexually suggestive. But still we're like fully clothed. Yeah, we're in full clothed. We don't do anything. There's no nudity, no nothing. But it is a little suggestive. I think it got flagged for sexual content. But they actually gave it back to us. But the problem is when they do that, it kills the TikTok. So it doesn't ever do any. So we had dinner with everybody again. Again, we love having dinner. And did we not do a good job of like eating? Did we not do a good job of this cruise of meeting people outside of our bubble? We did not. Yeah, I think the same thing. That is a problem with us. in general. And it's not because we don't want to meet people. Honestly, there were several couples that, like, were messaging us. We had dinner with one couple. We met another couple in the pool later in the week. I think we had really good intentions. It's just, it's hard, especially when you have a group of, like, four or five people that you know are sure thing and probably want to fuck. But this is how we get the, oh, they're clicky. This is exactly how we get that. And to be fair, if somebody was like, oh, we saw Dan and Lacey on this Last Boy's Cruise and they were clicky, you were correct. We were totally cliquey. No, because I think a clique is a group of people that want to leave other people out, and that was really not the case. This was just a group of people that we were all comfortable with. We had all played together in the past, and it was just easy, and it just worked. It wasn't anything intentional. It wasn't anything like that. It just all kind of worked. Well, and to be fair, the funny thing about this group is we knew all four couples, but not all four couples. All four couples knew each other. Like, I don't think Diet Coke couple and Sky, I don't think they had. They had never met, but they knew friends that knew them. Right. So they had friends of friends. So yeah, I mean. So this is usually when we add new people to the group, it's like friends of friends. Yeah. It's hard for us to like, because we're like, look at this day. We worked half the day. Right. You know, it's hard for us. It just, it's hard for us to make those connections. Also, it's hard for us. And we've also, gotten out of practice. That's the truth. We are spoiled. Well, I almost wonder because of this and because we've gotten this has gotten so big, are we almost not approachable because of that? Because I can think of like, for example, Serenity Cox, right? If I had heard that Serenity Cox was coming on Bliss Cruise, you know, I would never like walk up to her and think I had a chance in hell of becoming her best friend or fucking her. You know what I mean? So I wonder, do people think that about us? us that we're like well i don't know because i know a lot of people message us or stop us and say hello and it's hard for me to determine are you saying hello because you're interested in fucking us you know that's a hard thing and i think it's almost gotten to the where i just don't assume that that's what people i don't assume people want to fuck us just i think that's i can't assume that yeah i think that's that's rude i just assume they're being kind in general so i'm like thank you It's so much. It's so nice to meet you. And then they walk off and I'm like, fuck, they were hot. There were so many couples that did that that said hi to us. I was like, God damn. It's an us problem. We're fully aware of it. As much as I think we could try to do better, it's very hard for us to do better. I want to say that we will do better, but places like Hedo, places where we don't have to work near as much. In smaller groups. In smaller groups, we're allowed. We're not allowed. We're able to, like, kind of let our guard down a little. Blizz Cruise is probably one of those places, though, for the most part, where we could do that. There's just, to me, I guess at Hedo, it's small, and there's not as many people. So you are seeing the same people. Yeah, there's 300 people as opposed to 3,000. Yeah, you're seeing the same people. You're in the pool with, like, the same people. Like, it's kind of hard to not. So on the Blizz Cruise, you can see somebody once or twice and then not see them again. Just like you were saying, Dr. Storer. Yeah. So I think on the Bliss cruise, you have to be much more intentional about if you like a couple going out of your way. We are going to hang out. Yes. Like we're going to hang out. We're going to stick together. We're friends now. Yes. And I think that's easy when you already have built-in friendships. Yeah. When you have to like rely on like actually making them and that's a little harder. Yeah. Okay. We got off on a tangent. Okay. Sorry. So where would we leave off at? We went to dinner with everybody. Yes. And then, okay, so Bliss did something different. this cruise ship. It was called Play on the Lawn? Under the Stars? Under the Stars? Or something, yeah. Fuck on the Grass is what I called it. Yeah, so this ship has live grass on it. And so on the 15th, on the top deck, which is the 15th deck, there is a lawn area. Yeah. And I think it's meant for like movie nights because there's a big TV there and there's a big grass. So I think this is like a drive-in type experience when the ship is a vanilla cruise. It's probably like, this is going to sound, probably somewhere you can take your kids and watch a movie at night. That's probably what it's meant for. You bring like a blanket. It's almost like a drive-in movie or like movies in the park or something like that. But for this cruise, that made a really cool place to have sex. It did. And they hosted a couple of different nights. So on the schedule, it was like from 10 to 12, and it was first come, first serve. And they did have some like beds that surrounded it that you could like rent if you wanted to. But because they said first come, first serve, in my mind, it was going to be packed. Right. Because like, why wouldn't you want to fuck in the grass? Well, and the playrooms are usually pre-packed. Yeah. So on this night, I think I was kind of the one that was like, okay, we're going to eat dinner. We need to get up there. If we're going to do this, we have to switch our, we have to switch a route. We have to fuck dance snack, not dance fuck snack. Yes. So basically we, We had dinner, and then we went. So you go, and they give you this really cool bliss blanket. They do. That might be at our house now. But it was supposed to be for you to use. Right. So they give you a blanket, and you lay it out, and you literally can just fuck. Yeah. Like there's no really- Under the grass. Under the grass. Under the stars. It was pretty cool. Yeah. So we had 12, so six different couples. So we added in a few couples. was my favorite orgy. And because it was something different, I really enjoyed being outside, being in the wind. We kind of like tucked ourselves in like a little corner. And people were watching. People were stopping as they were walking by. How many couples did you say there was? Six. There's 12 of us. Okay, so I'm, there is some debate on if it was five or six couples. I think it was five. You say it was six. I think it was five. My notes say six, but I did not write to everybody. Everybody down. Swinger problems. Yeah. But I really enjoyed it because it was like fucking under the stars. Some of the girls were bitching about, and the guys, about their backs and knees. Yeah, okay. So this is the problem. The grass is, you know, your grass on a cruise ship. Well, I don't think there's much dirt under that grass. Yeah. So I think it's like pretty much grass on top of concrete. And so it is not soft. Yeah. Now, Lacey's a bit of a pillow princess. So she doesn't... I don't think you... You probably didn't experience the grass the same way some of us did. No. I was on my back, honestly. I don't even think I was in a doggy position. But I know like Reno, the missus of that couple, she had like a grass... She had grass burns on both of her feet. Yeah. Like it ripped off the skin. Yeah. My knees were killing me. My back was killing me. So this is what... We're getting old. We're getting old. You say this was your favorite orgy and I agree, right? So as far as... I think it was the biggest orgy we had. It was on the top deck of the cruise ship outside. We were literally looking at the stars. I think somebody saw a shooting star at one point in time. So like that whole, you can't make that up. Like this is an experience. This is a once in a lifetime or maybe if you go on another bliss cruise, maybe a couple times in a lifetime. But it is a very unique sexual experience that most people are never going to experience. And so you definitely appreciate that. And I enjoyed the hell out of that. But my knees hurt. My back hurt. And it was hard to fully enjoy. If there was a mattress there, if we were on a mattress in that same place, if we had rented one of those little booths, that would have made it next level. But to me, the being in the grass is what was fun. I don't know. Maybe I'm ridiculous. Also, was this the night that Reno couple, she did airtight? No. No, it was another night. She did DP. So she did DVP. Yeah. And then Diet Coke did DVP. We actually DVP'd them back to back. Yeah. Me and Mr. Reno. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I think it was me. And then that's where in the conversation, I think after we got done, we were kind of talking about like what are on people's fuck it list. And she said, this is where she drops the nugget of, oh, I'd like to try airtight. And then that may or may not happen later. But we'll get to that. But it was really cool though, as we were getting done, like people were like clapping. And I thought they were, I'm still like undetermined. I thought they were clapping at the big dicks, but I think they were clapping at us. I don't know what they were what was your take of them clapping I don't know I don't know but it was a good it was a good experience yeah uh another highlight for me is there was a new couple well not a new couple a couple that's been around us forever yeah and we said we call them m&m couple because of their initials uh so m&m couple is normally not a playroom couple correct they don't like having sex in front of we've been on bliss cruises with them we've done a lot we've done a lot of things with them they've been friends with us for years but we've never been in a playroom I've never seen them in a playroom I've never seen them I've just kind of partied with them. And so they showed up and they were rock stars. They were so, I mean, like I had so much fun watching them. We kind of tucked them into the corner so they would feel like they wouldn't feel pressure for me in case somebody tried to like approach the group or anything like that. We just didn't want them to feel uncomfortable. So we put them towards the back and they were like rock stars. At one point, I think it was Skye was sucking dick and the hair kept getting in her mouth. And so Mrs. Eminem comes over and puts her her hair up in a hair tie. And it's like while she's sucking dick still. So she's like moving with her head, like maybe even pushing it down on the dick a little bit as she's putting her hair up in a hair tie. Yeah. And I remember looking over and being like, you don't go to play. Like you're tying a hair girl's hair up as yet. She was getting fucked as your husband is fucking you. You're tying this other girl's hair up so that the hair doesn't get her face as she's sucking a dick. Like, yeah, this is not an amateur. moved. Them being there definitely made the experience. It was almost like a proud big sister. Proud, I don't know what you want to call it, but I was proud of them for being there. They seemed like they had so much fun. It was just a good, it was just a fun, chill night. And then even after we got finished, we just kind of laid there and like. Touched each other. Touched and looked in the stars. I think Mr. Reno fucked a little more. Yeah. They kept going. It really solidified this night, I think. I think solidified the group. It's like, oh, we are a group that really vibe well and really get along well and good energy. And again, because of that, I think it's probably why we didn't really venture outside of that group. Because when you have that, what's your motivation to go try to find something else? You're not going to find what you have right in front of you. So why would you go spend time and energy to try to find more? So I get why we kind of got stuck in this group. Not stuck, but why we put ourselves in this group and really didn't venture outside of it is because it was such a good good energy yeah um after we got done uh we basically went and like changed and then came back and right outside of where the lawn is is that outdoor bar party area that we had talked about from last week's episode right so the first night when they did the edm party on the back deck of the cruise ship at this and they called it the sky bar this is where the edm was again this night yeah and so we you know we kind of I'll be honest with you uh because we fucked first I knew this was gonna happen I was done I was done so like to me I'm dancing and doing all this so I can fuck you know like like that's why and like everybody was starting to drink and I'm like I don't want to get drunk I don't want to do any of that I just like I've already done you know I don't want to it just seemed like wasteful wasteful of calories wasteful of energy I just I wasn't I tried really hard I could tell. I could tell. Because we're all dancing. We're kind of having fun. And Lacey, you could just kind of see her fading. Yeah. I was trying to not be... Because I was kind of... Well, again, I didn't have Lexapro. Yeah. So... And my goal of this trip was to be a little bit more like YOLO. Like just live and like go with the flow and just have fun. And so I was trying really hard to be that. But like I had already came like five times. You know? I mean... This is the problem. asked so much of me yeah so i really like the go to dinner go fuck and then go party like that makes sense because during the fucking we're all sober we were all had energy you weren't tired so like i think that was probably like you said some of the better other than for sure the the grass burns and the you know um basically fucking on concrete what it felt like other than that the sex was that was a really good fuck session the problem though is then transition from that to partying, especially for Lacey. I think some of, you know, I didn't really have a problem with it. Some of the other people said they stayed up entirely too late and got shit-faced, just having fun. And I was like, oh, no, not me. So I tried. Lacey has a habit of once you fuck her and make her come, she wants to curl up and go to bed, which I kind of get. When I come, I'm ready for that, too. Yeah. Well, and then, like, there was this couple who were kind and sweet, and I'm, she was a little intoxicated. I was a little not intoxicated. I was, pretty sober. Oh, this is the one that kept trying to make out with me. Yeah. And then she dropped her drink. And it's on accident. And it spilled all over me. Like my flip flops, my leg. And it was like alcohol. It wasn't like water. So it was sticky. And I was just like, I'm done. You know? I mean, I wasn't upset with her at all. You know? Hell, we've all been that girl. We've all been, you know, it just wasn't my night. It was hers for this one. But I think I was trying really hard to like, everything's good. We're having fun. But then when that happened, And I was like, okay, I'm done. Let's go to bed. I'm out. So we, of course, went and got our snacks. Yeah. And we were still like, we didn't get to bed until like one. It wasn't like we went to bed earlier or anything like that. We just. No, we probably left the party 1230 or something like that. By the time we had our snacks and stuff and then went to bed, it was, you know, it was still pretty late. So, and then the next day when people were hung over and they were like, I should have did what you did. I was like, yeah. I just, I don't know. Yeah. I'm not super into it. All right. And that ends night three, night four of the trip, night three on the cruise, right? Yeah. And so we're going to pick back up because we're basically out of time. We'll pick back up next week on night four. Yeah. So we still have night four of the cruise, which would be night five of the trip. But there's seven nights of the cruise. Yeah. It was a long, a long trip. This might be a four episode podcast. I know. Luckily, we don't really have anything. We're taking like a month and a half off. So lucky for you, you can... Keep this going. We're going to ride this all the way to New Year's. No, no. We actually have a pretty cool interview lined up. We have a cool interview. We're getting ready to go to Trapeze. Yes. So if you're in the Atlanta area and you want to come party with us, we will be at Trapeze Atlanta on December 13th, I believe. Yeah, that's what I mean. December 13th. And if you bring a toy, so this is the whole point that we're going, is we've partnered with Trapeze to help raise money for toys. Well, not money, but toys. We're doing a toy drive for Toys for Tots. So if you're listening to this and you're anywhere near Atlanta and you're looking for a party to do in December, come out and hang out with us on December 13th. Trapeze Atlanta. Bring an unwrapped toy and you'll get half off your fees, your entry fee for the night. Yeah. And if you're not going to be in Atlanta and you've seen us do this toy drive every year, and you would like to help and be a part of it, you can actually donate at theswingnation.info. There is a GoFundMe. Swinger Society will pay all the fees. We cover all the fees that are associated with the GoFundMe, and we actually match up to $1,000. We take all of that money, we go buy toys, and that will also be included with what everyone donates that day. I do have a bone to pick with the audience, though. We talked about this on Tuesday's episode. Not one person donated. Not one person. Listen in. Not one person. Not one person. We have had one donation of $500. Now, don't get me wrong. I am extremely grateful to that individual who donated. But I'm a little disappointed. You're going to have to go live and do a drive like we normally do. And I will. But I'm just kind of, you know, I get people probably like driving down the road and listening to this. Even if you could just give $10. I would like, ideally, I would like to raise $1,000. could match the thousand so we could bring two thousand dollars for the toys that would be ideal and i have faith in the listeners and we'll go live and stuff and push it a little bit more once now that thanksgiving is over but if you if you'd like to donate we we would greatly appreciate it the swing not nation the swing the swing nation dot info uh you'll see there's a toy for toy drive button it's right on the landing page there click that i'll take you over to the go fund me like lacy said why you know maybe you're asking why donate to you guys and not directly to Toys for Tots or something like that. Well, because for every dollar you donate, we're going to match up to $1,000. So you're basically, you're helping give $2 to the toys. And we also show up with our swinger shirts on and donate these toys from swingers. Like it's important. And that's kind of why we do this is it's important for us to show that swingers are more than sex and partying and theme outfits. And I mean, don't get me wrong. We love all of that, but we also are good. people and like important people in our communities. You know, we give back, we volunteer, we do all the things. So it's important for us to wear our pineapple flag shirts and show up and be like, here, here's all your toys from all these swingers. We, you know, obviously we don't give it to the kids, but we give it to the Toys for Tots organization. But it's important for us to show that swingers are more than just the partying. Right. So please go make a donation. Okay. And then the next event after that is we are actually, as Electric Pleasures, co-sponsoring the Open Instinct New Year's Party. So if you don't know, Bobby is our partner who runs Open Instinct in Atlanta. He's our partner for Electric Pleasures. One of the partners. Yeah, one of, there's multiple, but one of the four. So we're actually going to co-sponsor his New Year's Bash since we're not doing one. And I'm actually going to DJ that. This is our very first New Year's Party that you and I have ever been to. Yeah, so exciting. So we're going to break our New Year's cherry. I'm going to get to DJ somebody else's party for the first time. And then also DJ Sunshine is going to be there as well. So I get to open. I'm excited. Either open or closed for him. I'm not sure which one. But I get to DJ with him, which if you remember him from Naughty in New Orleans, kind of a stud, kind of a big deal. DJ Sunshine is going to be there. So if you're anywhere near the Atlanta area and you're looking for a New Year's party, I think Open Instincts, is going to be the place to be. Yeah. And you can go to swingersociety.net and find links to the tickets for that. I think it's probably, I think it's already close to sold out because it's a New Year's party. I thought it just went down and sailed this week. Yeah. Those New Year's parties sell out quick. So definitely, if you're thinking about it, go get a ticket now because it's going to sell out. They don't last long. They have overflow hotels and they have door passes too. So if you don't get a ticket because it's sold out, just know that you can still come. You can still come. Swingersociety.net. Go get it. your tickets now don't wait yeah uh and then is then the next party after that is going to be ep let your pleasures in uh gulf breeze january what's the dates 23rd and 24th i believe that's correct 23rd and 24th i believe don't but go check the website and i think we're down to like 10 12 rooms for that um so if you want to come and experience that it's going to be like an alternative lifestyle festival so edm type festival vibes but lifestyle friendly we're going to have uh some desire We'll be doing room crawls and a bunch of cool stuff. It's BYOB party and it's reasonably, very reasonably priced. So if that's your kind of vibe, if you like EDM music, if you like festival vibes, definitely go check out Electric Pleasures. You can find links to that from swingersociety.net as well. All right. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners? I think that's it. That's quite a bit. Yeah. All right. So stay tuned. We still got probably two more Bliss Cruise episodes to come. things get a little a little interesting yeah yeah like i said before i google how do you get off of ship without it like will the helicopter pick me pick my ass up off of this cruise ship yeah but we survived it yeah and we still got uh saint martin hasn't happened yet antigua so all of our stops and the fun we had there uh you know we may or may not have went to a nude beach lacy may or may not have We got shit face. Shit face. So stay tuned to hear more about Blizz Cruise. Yeah. All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples. Be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, we have a five-star review wherever you're listening. 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