Bliss Cruise Part 2: Glow Night, Jungle Orgies & a Very Sick Dan

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Speaker1: This podcast is intended for adult audiences. Over the age of 18, it contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us, and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice. Welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. A podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy and Southern Girl, and we are back with another Bliss Cruise episode. Last week, we did part one. This week, we're doing part two. When we left you, we had just finished up at the Royal Caribbean beach party and had got back on to the Swing Nation podcast. the ship headed to the topless travel meet and greet. Yeah. So I got completely ready for the night portion because our night was pretty packed. Um, and, uh, like did my hair, makeup, everything. I just put on like a romper and cause I didn't want to wear my full theme outfit. It was a little early for that. Right. Most people were just getting back. Like some of you were in there in their bathing suits. Like people were just getting back. Right. But I knew I didn't have time to get ready. So we went to that. If you don't know, if you book with us, you also are part of the Topless Travel group. Right. So we're a sub-affiliate of Topless Travel, which means when you book with Swinger Society, you're booking through Swinger Society with Topless through Bliss. Yes. Not confusing at all. Not at all. But the benefits are you get everything, all the benefits of booking with Swinger Society, all the benefits of booking with Topless, and all the benefits of booking with Bliss Cruise all at one time. Yes. So their meet and greets are usually on the first day, but the way the schedule fell, and because it was a shorter cruise, it had to be on the second day. It also was like right as the ship was leaving port. So it was kind of a weird time, but I felt like the turnout was really good. It's just a nice way to meet other topless travel people. It's an open bar, so if you don't have the drink package, you can get a drink or two, which is always fun. Or four, you know, whatever. Whatever, they don't count. It's nice. He does a great job. Party Mark's in there, MCN, and he usually says a few nice things about, you know, Topless and Joe and Shelly who own it, which is lovely, and he gives us a shout out, which is nice. So yeah, it was nice. We just got to chat and get to know if it was, because it was a little smaller, a lot of the listeners, we got to talk to them and have a little bit more time to chat, so that was really nice. But that was, I mean, that was pretty much After we got done there, we went back to our rooms real quick and did a quick change into our theme outfits because I had a tour of the solarium at 8. So in order to get everything done in time, that meant we had to eat between that 6 to 8 time period. And the night before, we had done a big dinner with everybody and we knew we didn't have quite the time this night. So we just did a smaller. It was four couples. It was us, Daphne and Mike, Nick and Mandy. Mandy works with us. And NC Blackbeard and his, her name's Mermaid something. Yes. I know her real name. I don't know her, her username. So it was nice because we, even though Mandy like works with us, we talk to her a lot like on the phone and Zoom. We don't get to spend a lot of like her time with, you know, Especially when we're not kind of working. So that was nice to get to hang out with them. Because they were here on vacation. It wasn't a work trip for her. So yeah. So we had dinner. And then after dinner. So let's talk about the theme for this night. It was tropical teas. So I wore this. It's like a mesh nude dress that had flowers over it. Like 3D flowers. And the flowers were. put in all the important places. So it covered all the parts. But essentially, it was sheer. I loved it. Shout out to Southern Swap and Jersey Couple. They had wore something very similar to that back at Secrets a year or so ago. I loved it. And I knew if I ever did anything like that again, I wanted to find something similar to that. And just so happened, I had found that dress. They had wore like a bikini version. I found that dress on like a Facebook ad. And I ordered it in January. from China, not knowing if it would ever come. And it actually came and it fit and it worked perfect. Yeah. People were freaking out. They loved that dress. Both online and in person. Yeah. People loved it. It was beautiful. It was not the most comfortable dress to wear. I felt beautiful. I felt like a million bucks in it. It was sheer. I was essentially nude with fake flowers covering my important parts. So it was like not super comfortable to sit in. And it was still really, really cold this day. Especially at night. So, um, and even indoors, because I think they're so used to like running the AC, it was still really cold inside. Yeah. I agree. So after we went and had dinner, um, they had a mail review this time. They didn't have it on the last bliss cruise, but they had it the one before it. So me and Daphne went to that. It's like, if you've ever been on a cruise, it's like when the show is, didn't we, didn't we go do the solarium? Yeah, so the solarium on this cruise ship, as is on many bliss cruises, was the main playroom area. So we were able to go and make some TikToks in there, and then we were able to do a tour video. And you'll see that on our social media. I think I released at least part of that or some clips from that on TikTok and on Instagram. But yeah, every solarium is a little bit different, I think. This one definitely was a vibe. Like it had that jungle vibe. You know, we've been in other ones that were nice, but not nearly as decorative as this one was. This one, like you said, it felt like a rainforest cafe. It literally looks like the rainforest cafe. Like it had a bridge going over the pool and that like they put the DJ up there to play music, you know, in there. It was really super cool. And we actually, we only made it to that playroom, I think one night, but we really, really love it. It was beautiful. So, and you know, the night before, had flooded so they had gotten it all cleaned up and everything and so it looked it looked really good so we did that whole tour and then um after that Daphne and I went to the mail review which was in the it's in the theater and we almost didn't go because we thought it was going to be cold and it really was it was pretty chilly in there but we got a drink and some popcorn and you know found our seats they were like the guys were coming around like you could get ones they were like we take all forms of payment so of course i thought like i were on the ship i can use my like royal caribbean sea pass no you couldn't so we didn't have any dollars and um and and throughout they did a great job the show was awesome the guys were great um during the performance they would come out in the audience and they were like grinding on these women and like we didn't have any money so we just like would look down because we didn't want them to come over and dance on us and we didn't have the money to tip them so it was like i don't know it was weird we definitely wanted them to dance on us that we were they were hot um probably midway through that we were kind of over it you know it's like it's kind of like going to a strip club when you're a swinger you know like i actually like going but like i'd rather just fuck you know yeah so you can only do so much but it was fun we had a good time it was nice y'all went to the casino yeah so this is almost becoming a tradition on where you go to the male review with the females and the husbands go to to gamble so it was me and daddy mike went and gambled um i lost a couple hundred bucks fairly quickly and then went uh turned into just watching other people lose their money or or win uh but we actually have a friend karen and her and her husband well i think more her husband but they're they're like professional gamblers and they were winning like thousands of dollars so it kind of became a spectacle to watch them gamble. So I basically just kind of sat back and watched them. And it was us. And there was one or two other couples that was kind of there hanging out while you guys were all at the mail review. Yeah. We came to the casino and got you. And then we went back to the room for a bit. And I was feeling pretty insecure at this moment. And I don't know why. It came out as jealousy. But I really didn't have any reason to be jealous. Nobody did. Nobody overstepped. Nobody. did anything. You didn't behave anyway. I think it was just a little bit of anxiety, the cold, the just, we had, we just recorded this. So this is our second time. So we've kind of already walked through this because you were asking me some questions because I've really done a lot of work on my mental health. And we were kind of surprised that I was really, I struggled a little bit, especially this day. And, you know, I definitely felt some mom guilt. Our February was jam-packed. We had two things planned for February. The Bliss Cruises, we can't control when they are, obviously. And this happened to fall in a week that my son was supposed to be with me. We try very hard to avoid that, but sometimes you can't. And then, if you don't know, my wifey scene had came out right before that, and they had flown us to L.A. to go to this, like, which was very, very last minute, So I didn't have my son then either. So I think, you know, the anxiety of being so noticed and people seeing us, which I'm not, I don't want anybody to not speak to us or say hello. We enjoy that. It brings us a lot of joy to know that this podcast has helped people. And so when we meet you and you come and tell us those stories, we love that. So I don't, I don't say this for anyone to stop saying hello to us. But I think between, you know, being so noticed, I noticed, you know, being gone for essentially the whole month of February, having some mom guilt, the cold, the seasickness, you know, the fact that there's only four nights and there's some pressure to like, let's get everything in. I just, I, for some reason, found myself struggling. I will say that I felt like you and I did a pretty good job of rebounding every time. After this, we kind of, this was our last kind of spat. We were good the rest of the trip. But for some reason, these first two days, we kind of struggled a little bit. Yeah, and I don't fully understand it because, you know, again. I don't think there's any one reason. And I think that's maybe why you're not. It's from like a male point. You want a reason. You want to say this is the reason because that's how your brain works. Yeah, I think when things like this happen, I mean, you have disagreements or mean you have arguments. I very much like want to get to the root core of it and understand it. And I get that sometimes maybe that's just not possible. Yeah, I think this was a combination. of a lot of things. And I think, like, I can't put my finger on one thing. I think, you know, I was, we had been gone. I was tired. I had some mom guilt. I think the ship was rocking. It was cold. I just, there was just a lot going on. And so it's, I don't think you can put anyone. I think the fact that, you know, we've had, we had two pretty big disagreements on this day. And we were both times, we were able to, like, kind of pull it back together. and go back out and have fun, I think shows the work that we've put in to get here. Because in the past, we would have just said, fuck it and stayed in the room. So we had probably an hour, maybe 45 minutes of a disagreement. But then we decided, no, we're going to go back out there. Yeah, I almost wonder, because of the last cruise where we had such a following out, so to speak, and there was kind of like a little bit of a breakdown there, that if there was almost like a little PTSD, if we were worried about that happening again. You totally did. I can speak for you here. I know I'm not supposed to, but every time I would remotely breathe the wrong way, you were like, are we doing this again? We're doing it again. That would cause me to freak out. I guess it kind of hurt my feelings. This is therapy. It kind of hurt my feelings because I put in a lot of work between that and now. I guess that's my point. We have done so well. Like you said, we've been traveling a lot. We've had a lot of events. We've gone to a lot of swinger stuff. We've done a lot of content. And I feel like me and you have been pretty rock solid for months now. These kind of disagreements were probably more typical before that. When you were still on Lexapro and we were still kind of struggling with emotions sometimes. But really in the last... That's why it hurt my feelings. Because I had done all the work. And then the slightest inconvenience. You were like, nobody talk to Lacey. She's going to lose her shit. I was like, it hurt my heart. I'm like, babe, I've been in counseling. I've done all the things that I'm supposed to do. And the second things get a little hairy, you throw me under the bus. No, no, I know. That's just the best word I can use to describe that feeling. So yeah, but it ended up being okay. We rallied. We rallied. And we went back out. We did. I wasn't 100% though. I'm not going to lie. Like the vibes were weird. Well, I think it was a few things. I think one, you know, you went because you went to the show, like by the time you got back from the show, me and you had our little talk and, you know, huddle and and then, you know, rallied and got back out. I mean, it's almost 11, 1130 at this point, right? Like I think it was around 11 o'clock. And so like me and you were stone cold sober, you know, so we've like fine. Like so we're it's hard to like jump into the party. Yeah. You know what I mean? So one, we had had again another disagreement. We had a couple of disagreements. during the day. So I don't think our headspace was right. But then it's also just hard to like, okay, now it's 11 o'clock at night, which is like in the middle of the party. Go have fun. Like jump into it. Yeah. And that's what I felt like. But it wasn't just us. I feel like our whole friend group was kind of out of it. Yeah. No, I think everybody was saying the same thing. So we ended up in like the vault, like the lounge. And it was Latin music, which was, we should have not been in there because that's not really our vibe. And like this guy kept trying to get me to dance with him. And I, you know, again, was sober. Had I had, like, a drink or two and was feeling it, I probably would have, like, let him spin me around a couple times. But I said, no, thank you. And then he, like, he asked me, like, two or three more times. And, like, I had to continuously tell him no. So he was sort of, like, irritating me a little. So it was just, it really wasn't, it wasn't meshing. Yeah. So at some point, like, as a group, we decided, let's try something else. And so we went to the dance and play, which do you want to explain what that is yeah so if uh if you haven't listened to previous bliss cruise um podcasts the dance and play is something that bliss cruise has implemented where they put a dj in the playroom area and clear out a space to dance the idea being twofold that one you can go into the play space without the expectation of play where you can just go in there you can hang out you can dance and kind of see all the sexiness going on And then two, if you do make a connection while you're dancing, you don't then have to go stop, go back to your room and then go find a play space. You can literally just go from grinding on each other dancing to fucking all in the same space. Yes. And honestly, I felt like the vibe even in there was kind of weird. It's like DJ Frisky was DJ and usually like all the topless people are kind of wherever they go. And there wasn't even a lot of people like dancing much. It was. But at some point we looked over and all of a sudden Mike is fucking Daphne. Like we didn't even, like literally he just turned her around and bent her over. Yeah. Which is funny because she had a romper on. She took it off. So she had these like wedges on and then it's tropical night. So she's got flowers in her hair and flowers all around her ankles. And she looks like the cutest little like Malibu tropical Barbie. Yeah. Malibu sex doll. Yeah. Something. And he's just bent her over and he just drops his shorts right there and just goes to town. He ends up coming inside of her. We're all like cheering them on. It was fun. But yeah, I mean, I think about this time, it's midnight ish. And I think we kind of knew that like, me and you weren't going to like our vibes off. Yeah. And then they were, Daphne and Mike were done and they were probably gonna go get snacks. We were like, let's just go get snacks and go to bed. So that was, that was pretty much our Tuesday night, which was not great. I'm going to be honest. I mean, it was, I think we did a pretty good job of keeping it together considering but yeah and I think because this was such a short cruise you can't really like waste a night so it felt like well it almost to me it almost felt like we'd waste not wasted but like the first night kind of got ruined because of the weather and it being cold so we didn't really fully get to enjoy that night although me and you had great sex in the playroom which was kind of the highlight of that first day and then the second day it really felt like me and you were at each other like we just started with uh you know you getting your hair done and going to the beach and then you come back and then it's like i feel like we recovered from that and then you know you went to the mail review and then you come back and we get into it again and it's like fuck me man like we just couldn't quite get there so you know it was fine um we uh we got uh it's not time for a break yet so we can just keep going we got up wednesday morning and the sun was shining. It was like 80. It was beautiful. It was like, okay, okay. Now we can bliss cruise. I really felt like the first two days were like, what the fuck? Yeah. This is not what we signed up for. Yeah. And not no offense to bliss cruise. They did an amazing job. Like everything they had done to the cruise ship, all the production, the stops, like everything was good. It was just the weather, man. Yeah. Yeah. And I honestly felt bad for people that had never been on bliss. Cause I'm like thinking, is this what the whole thing is going to be like? I can remember talking to several people and we're like, and they're like, Oh yeah. We're, you know, like, we're like, Oh, because it's one of those things you always say like, Oh, how many bliss, you know, like when you meet somebody, Oh, Dan and Lacey. Oh yeah. How many, you guys been on bliss before? Like it's always comes up in conversation. And so many people were like, no. And we kept saying, please don't judge this bliss cruise on this one. It's never like this. Yeah. So we woke up Wednesday to beautiful, And so we were so excited. And pretty early, Mike was like, we got to go to the pool. You know, like we got to get out there. And so we went and had brunch, which we ended up sitting next to Mandy and Nick. Which is the first time we actually went into the formal dining room and had brunch. Yes. And because the waiter the night before had said, oh, hey, we're doing brunch tomorrow if you come between this time. And we're like, oh, that sounds good. It was terrible. I was not impressed at all. Nothing I had was good. No, it was all like I had. And it was dry and hard. I was like, the buffet food is better than this. Yeah, I had an omelet. Which is shocking because at night, the dining room food is so good. I don't know if we were at the tail end. I don't know, but I had a waffle. It was hard. Yeah, I had eggs and French toast, and I felt like my eggs were gross instant eggs, and the French toast was rock hard. And I love cruise food. I'm a big cruise food girl. So after that, we... First of all, at dinner, or not dinner, brunch, the wheelchair blowbang got brought up. Oh, yes. And I'm going to let you tell this story. Okay, so we talked a little bit about the Bliss Cruise app, right? So now Bliss Cruise has made its own app where you can connect with people on the app. And part of the thing, I think they just implemented for this cruise with like the hot date. It's not new, babe. It's not new? No. Oh, I didn't know that. Dan is not very good at the apps, if you don't know. Well, anyway, they have this feature that they call Hot Date, which if you're familiar with lifestyle dating sites, you've probably seen this before. But essentially, you post to like a wall and say, hey, we're Dan and Lacey and we'd really like to participate in a gangbang. Yeah. We're looking for five guys to come. So anyway, there was this couple and the female half of the couple was in a wheelchair. And what they were looking for was for a group of guys to come. to their room for her to give blowjobs to. And Nick was very interesting. So Nick of Nick and Mandy was like, I think I want to do this. Yeah. And and this is to me, this is part of the bliss cruise experience. Right. One of the things I love about this cruise is that if if if you have a fantasy, if you have something that you want to experience, this is the time to do it. So we're like, Nick, you go do it. And he's like, very encouraging. I do it, Nick, do it. One, because I want you to do it. I want to hear about it. Yeah. And I'm not brave enough to do it. Or I'm not super even really that interested in doing it. But I want to live vicariously through you. And I want to hear all about this. And he's like, well, I don't know if I want to do it alone. And so he's trying to talk like other guys in the group that are going with him. And nobody's really biting. Which I get that. Because if I was going to like. Something. Fuck a guy. I would want somebody to go with me. I wouldn't just want to be. You'd want to bring Daphne with you or something. Yeah, I wouldn't just want to like knock on the door. Right. So I get that. So anyway. So he ends up messaging her. Right. Or him. I don't know if it was the husband or wife that was. managing the messaging, but he messaged them and the guy's like, yeah, come to our room at this time. Here's our room number. And Nick's like, I don't think I can go. He's like, if it was in the playroom, maybe I could do it, but I can't just knock on somebody's random's room. And that's kind of scary. What if they rape me? Which I don't, you know, I think that was kind of the idea of what was happening, but consensual at least. No, I get, I personally would have a hard time going to a complete stranger's room. I think a play room is a little bit, um, is safer. It's kind of like... Neutral ground. Yeah. Kind of like you don't meet somebody at their hotel room to hook up, even though that's where I met you. No. Do as I say. So anyway, we have this whole conversation about the blowbang. Ends up nobody goes. Yeah. So we end up going out to the pool deck. Yeah. So we ended up finding a chair like right in the middle, like two pool chairs right in the middle of everything. And we kind of camped out there. Like right beside the pool, like front and center. Yeah. I don't know how... Well, I do know. Me and Daphne were walking by. this couple got up and we were like dibs yeah um so it was perfect because we were in like the walkway we got to meet so many of y'all so many people that listened to the podcast came up and we got to talk to y'all the lady uh that was wanting the blow bank came yeah so it was like a couple hours later in like that you know so the time had come for this blow bank i'm like nick you going and he's like no man i don't think i could do it so the time passes well like no shit an hour later the a lady from the hot date comes past us. And so I actually stopped there and I was like, hey, my friend Nick really wanted to go to your blue bank. And he turned bright red. And he's like, I was a little nervous. And she's like, oh, you should have come. We made her talk for like 20 minutes. She was the sweetest. Okay, so if you didn't catch what I said, she is in a wheelchair. But you and her got to have a pretty frank and open conversation about her being in the wheelchair, you know, how she's been able to, like, does it hinder her? Does she have, you know, like, just an open and honest conversation about that. So I'm curious to know. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a thing, right? So, you know, I want to be really careful what I say here, right? Because I don't want to offend anybody that may be in a wheelchair or is listening to this. But I think this is important because we do get a lot of, y'all don't see all the Tuesday talks and stuff that we get, but we have gotten, and we've talked about it some on the podcast over the years, A lot of people wonder if you are disabled, how will you be treated? If you have anything that's different, how will that be accepted? I think this is a really good opportunity to touch on that. I think there are some people that that's a fetish for them. Some people might think that that's not okay. Some people might think that it's okay. I was very curious from her perspective she felt about these things, right? And I don't, you know, you don't get to talk to people in the lifestyle that, you know, very often like that. And she was very open and her partner was very open and they've seemed very comfortable talking about it. Honestly, I wish I got their contact information and could have had them on the podcast because I think that would be a good conversation. But anyway, so I ended up having this long conversation about her and her perspective seemed like she very much embraced that and that she enjoyed being people's fantasies. Just like I think how I would think about it, right? If somebody was like, Dan, I like white guys with above average dicks. Like that's a fetish of mine. No, but that happened to you before. You slept with a Hispanic lady. There was a Hispanic girl who I was her first white guy. Right. So she kind of was like, she liked that. And I liked that she liked it. You know what I mean? Kind of like, you've talked about how you're curvier than some girls. And there are people that like that, that are attracted to you. to that. So when a guy voices to you that he's attracted to your curves, that feels good to you. Yeah, it makes me feel confident. That seemed to me from talking to her, the perspective that she came from was that that she was OK with people that were into this fetish and that she embraced it and she liked giving people this fantasy. And she, you know, she she was also a dirty girl. I mean, she I think she told me for her. I think she said 16 guys was the most she'd ever fucked. It was a conversation about how many guys in 24 hours or something had come up. And I believe, and this could be totally wrong, but it was a high number. It was something like 16 or something. And I was like, that is impressive. That's very impressive. And her husband was talking to me and they were like, yeah, we come on. I think they'd been on four or five bliss crews. And they're like, every bliss cruise we go on, we post a couple of these hot dates. We do blow bangs. We do gang bangs. And we love it. I love that for them. Right. So it was, I thought it was an awesome conversation. It gave me a lot of insight and perspective. They were super nice. And honestly, after talking to her, I was like, fuck, I wish I'd gone to this blow bang. She was so sweet. Yeah, yeah. I saw you over there talking to them. They seemed to be very, very nice. And that's one thing I love about Bliss. I know we talk about diversity in the lifestyle. And it's hard to see a lot of diversity when you go to these small little hometown things. But when you go on a Bliss or like a Hedo, you definitely see. And not just race and nationality. You see people like her. are disabled. And some disabilities you can't see. So I think that's important. Yeah, we've experienced blind people. We've experienced deaf people. There's actually with some deaf people on this cruise. Almost every bigger event that we go to, you see people in wheelchairs and people with mobility, you know, AIDS and things like that. So it's very, very common in this space. So it does frustrate me a little bit when people are like, oh, this is not a diverse crowd. I think it is. I think you just have to go to the places where the diversity is. It's not universally diverse. Yeah, it's hard to find in like small towns, you know, because it's going to look like the small town. But yeah, if you go to bigger scale things, they're definitely it's definitely. And I think could we do better at that? Could we be more inclusive of different people of different diversity? Absolutely. And I think getting this word out where, hey, you know, if you are somebody in that type of situation that you are welcome here and this is a safe place for you. And not only is it a safe place for you, but there are people that are going to be there that have fantasies that revolve maybe around you and you could you know you are like are in genuinely into you and even if you don't want that like if you don't want that you don't want to be fetishized you can find somebody that likes you and gets to know you for the human that you are outside of that no i agree yeah i think no matter which whatever your rules and boundaries are yeah exactly whatever you're into i think there is there is someone on that ship for you i agree so you want to take a break And then we come back, we'll talk about the rest of our poll day. And then Daphne faced near death to fuck you. That's true. She like she put herself in. She almost died for this dick. Yeah. So. All right. So stay tuned and learn what we're talking about there. We'll be right back. 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But we got in. We're in our room. And I think you're laying on the bed. And I'm like, fine. You were maybe starting to get ready for the tour video. Yeah, I was about to start getting ready. And I had to do a couple of transitions because it was glow night. So I had a few transitions I wanted to do. And so I'm setting up my ring light and stuff in my room to get those done. All of a sudden, I hear you scream. Daphne is on our bed. No, she was on our deck. But she was coming in and jumped on our bed. And she did not come through our door. Y'all, she jumped over the balcony. And we do not, this is not a conjoining balcony. She literally went over the outside. Like, honestly, she could have died. I don't know what she was thinking. Yeah. So we're on the back of the ship, right? So our balconies face the back of the ship. Now, the back of the ship isn't a straight drop. It's kind of slopes down to the water. So what she did is she climbed from her balcony out and around. There's like a wall between the two balconies. So she climbs out on the balcony, around the wall, and then back onto our balcony. So she was hanging off the side of the cruise ship to sweep her legs over to climb onto our side. Now, had she fallen, I don't think she would have fallen. to the water. She would have probably fallen onto the balcony deck below her. You know, maybe just broke an ankle or something or a leg. Maybe not died. Risking her life is maybe a far stretch. But the ship is moving, so who knows? And she's drunk. Or not drunk, but she's damn tipsy. She's tipsy, yeah. And so, yeah, like all of a sudden she's just like there. And I'm like, what are you doing? So then she ends up in her bed. And we're like, what are you doing? She's like, Mike won't fuck me. No. Yeah, so but she didn't come over to have sex. No. She did not. But I'm like, well, send her over here. She's like, Mike won't fuck me. And you're like, why won't he fuck you? She's like, he wants to save it. She has a habit of making Mike come. Yeah. And then Mike can't fuck other girls later. So apparently she was trying to fuck him. And he was like, even then he could probably still fuck girls later. But it's like a funny little. Right. But I get it. I don't like to like me and you. If we're going to go to an orgy, if we're going to go to a party. You don't want me to make you come. I don't want to come right before that. I want to kind of, you know, save, let it build up a little bit. So I'm horny. I'm ready to go, you know. So anyway, she was trying to fuck him. And he was like, no, you're not doing this to me this time. So she jumps the ship and comes over. And you're like, well, you can fuck Dan. I was like, just fuck Dan. I was like, I'm going to start getting ready. Just fuck Dan. And she's like, really? And you're like, yeah, that'd be kind of hot. So then I start, I send Mike a picture of her laid out on our bed. I'm like, come get your damn wife. And I'm like, I think she's about to fuck Dan. Come over here. And so he comes over here. And then they like start, It was pretty good. We're 69. I ate her out. She rode my dick for a while. She was trying to not squirt in our bed. So you took her out on the balcony. And your hands looked like you had poured them. There was so much squirt. You were covered in squirt. So I fucked her on the balcony and made her squirt. Why am I getting turned on? Made her squirt all over the balcony. She left a puddle on her back dick. So this is like She takes a lot longer than I do to get ready. I'm like, you need to go get ready now because we have to be there at six for the tour. Right. She wanted to come make TikToks and stuff in the dungeon. So she, you know, she goes back to her room. And so I start getting ready. You start getting ready. And you're like, I don't feel very good. I'm like, really? This is the first time I noticed it. I'm like, something feels I don't feel I feel off. And you're like, what's the matter? I'm like, I don't know. I just I just feel like almost like shivery like but to be fair this is what I thought was going on we had been out on the sun in the sun all day and I am the whitest guy from New England you'll ever meet I have red in my beard there's a little ginger in there somewhere me and the sun do not mix yeah so I was like well maybe I just got too much sun and this is like a you know you ever get a sunburn and you're like get kind of the shivers you feel cold after and because you just you got kind of sunburned. I wasn't burned. I was maybe a little bit red, but not like sunburned. I had put sunscreen on all day long, religiously, 70 SPF. Like I don't mess around with sun. So I'm like, well, maybe I just got a little sun and that's what's going on here. And I wasn't, but I felt okay. I just felt a little like shivery, if that makes sense. So we got ready. So this night was glow night, which is our favorite night on Bliss. You know, it's been warm. The glow party is outside. So we are like, like pumped. So, you know, Dan and I had like the, it was green glow. So Dan and I had like matching green outfits on. And so we go to the dungeon and this is the first time we've ever done a dungeon tour on Liz. You know, we're just not super dungeon people. We appreciate a dungeon. I love that there is one. I think that there's a need for one. It's just, we're more of like traditional playroom type people. So, but bliss had scheduled this for us. And so we went in there and they gave us the tour. We filmed it. Daphne and I made a couple of TikToks. And that was it. It was pretty quick. We were doing dinner again this night at 8. So we actually had probably an hour in between. So there was another content creator, Stacey, on board. And so we had asked her if she wanted to meet and make a few TikToks. Yeah, I just wanted to, before you get too far, I just want to say a quick shout out to Carnival Ruskay for doing the tour with us. And then I think her name was Obsidian was the one that did the tour with you. They were great for letting us come into their space and do a tour. They're also extremely busy, like hearing their schedule and stuff. Oh my goodness. Yeah, you think we're busy? They are not. I mean, because they do classes during the day, you know, they do the fetish dinner stuff and then they do, you know, they're in the playrooms at night monitoring the dungeon and all that. So, I mean, they're go. So, you know, we were We're trying to mesh our schedules to do this tour. And yeah, looking at their schedule, it's insane. So I really do appreciate them taking the time to kind of let us in their space and showing us in the obsidian actually took you around and kind of explained all the things to you in the dungeon. So I'm excited to get that edited in that video out because you did a great job, I think, kind of explaining how all that works. So if you are curious about dungeons and dungeon spaces on these cruise ships, go check out that tour video. I will say this, the space they gave them on this one isn't It was very small. But it was a small ship. So it makes sense. I like it. A lot of times they'll put them in like almost like a theater area where there's like the stadium seating and they put like all the equipment on the on the stage like in the center. Those are my favorite. Yeah. My favorite dungeons. And so anyway, if you see this and you're like, oh, man, that's not the best space. It's just because this was a small ship. Yeah. So they didn't have much space for the dungeon. Yeah. No, I agree. And so after that we went. So. Y'all heard our conversation with Russell about the cameras and stuff on the November cruise and how there was a huge thing and so you know we are always very very mindful of cameras regardless even even before the November but it doesn't matter if I could be I could be texting my mom if my phone's in my hand and somebody sees me they're automatically assuming that we're recording or we're doing it's It's just we're content creators. That's sort of the, you know, that's the assumption. The knee-jerk reaction, sure. But after the November cruise, I really, really wanted to be extremely mindful of this time. Obviously, we only film in the play spaces when we are given special permission when there's someone there. But, you know, and like we always make our TikToks in our room and stuff like that. So I wanted to be extra vigilant about my phone. Even though I know that I would never record somebody and I would never put it on the internet, I did not want anyone to have that impression. Does that make sense? Yeah. But on this night, we did want to make a couple of pixels and we did need a little bit more space. So we found a library that no one was in back, you know. On our deck night. Yeah, it was tucked away. And anytime anybody walked by, you know, I made sure they knew. I'm like, hey, I'm sorry if we're bothering you you know we can go and everybody was very kind we weren't there super long but that was the only time other than designated filming times did we film yeah you seemed hyper sensitive almost to the point where I was like getting a little annoyed with you I'm like baby it's okay if we use these spaces where nobody is to make tick tocks because we had a bigger group you know there was like six of us so it's really hard to do that in a cabin because there's so many of us so I was like we could do this every night and you're like no I don't want people to see us doing this all the time because i don't want to make anybody upset we didn't have the time in our schedule to do it every night no um also i i know that everyone is hyper aware of the cameras and i just wanted to be respectful of everyone even though i know that we would never post someone on the internet i don't want i didn't want anyone to be able to even say that does that make sense it's almost like you didn't want to be in spaces where people could even see us making tiktoks correct i wanted to be in private spaces yeah it's almost like if they don't see it It doesn't happen. Anyway, we're going to get blamed regardless. I was just trying to somewhat be mindful. When people are on vacation, they don't want to walk by with a big light. I get that. They're just there to relax. Some people love seeing us make our TikToks. People have walked by and stopped and watched and hung out for a while. It's a mix. Anyway, we found this library. We made some TikToks. We're sitting there and one of the Male Review Guys. The one that me and Daphne liked came walking by. And he was like, anyway, so we started talking to him. We were like, well, we wanted to dance. We didn't have any money. So he comes into the library. Yeah. And he goes, oh, are you guys busy? And we're like, oh, no, we're just making some TikToks and stuff. Like, we can go if you. Yeah. He's like, no, it's fine. I'll sit out here. And Daphne's like, what are you doing? He goes, I'm studying. And she's like, are you in college? And he goes, no. No, I just spend an hour of my day every day trying to learn something new. And you would have thought you and her melted into the floor. Like, oh, my God, that's so amazing. That's so cute. Oh, you learn stuff every day? Yeah, no, that was ridiculous. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. But anyway, so we were like, then we started talking to him. We're like, well, we wanted dances, but we didn't have any money. And he was like, well, yeah, that was something we kind of did last minute. And so he like rubbed all over Daphne. He's like, oh, do you want to dance? He's like, I'll give you a dance right now. Like within like two seconds, he was on top of Daphne, which was hot. And so then he was like, you know, they were like, okay, thank you. So he goes and sits down and then he comes back and he's like, does anybody? He's like, by chance, do one of you guys have a pen? And I was like, I have one in my room. So like grabs my hand to like pretend like we were going to go. But obviously he put me, I would have went and got him the pen. He didn't have to fuck me. I mean, he could have, I would have had you to come with us. But that didn't happen. I think he might have been trying to fuck you. I don't think so. He might have been trying to fuck you. I did not get that vibe. Because he put me down. He didn't like. Well, yeah, but what's he going to do? Drag you? Like. I don't know. I mean, that would have been fun. Because he's like, do you have a pen? And you're like, no, but I have one in my room. I really did have a pen in my room. And he was like, do we need to go get it together? And you were like, maybe. And then like. He took my hand. He almost like went like he was going to go. And then you kind of like just sat there. And he's like. chickened out, I guess. Then he was like, ha. And he went back and sat down. Yeah. I should have went and got him in the pen. So anyway, after that, we missed opportunities. After that, we went to dinner. And this was our second dinner as a big group. Yeah. This is the night that we sat separate, you and I. Yeah. This is the night we completely inconvenienced Royal Caribbean, too. We had 24 people. And we took over three big tables. And then people showed up late. And we ended up taking over more. It was really hard to tell people no. Right. And I think we had too many people. My understanding is they have waiter teams. And they try to split people up by the waiter teams. And I think we had too many people for the zone we were in. And it was throwing them off. They didn't know what to do. They had to go get a manager. The manager came. They did a great job as far as we didn't have to wait. They ended up doing great. Yeah, they did. We definitely did push the limits of probably what you're supposed to do. Whoopsie. Yeah. Yeah, so we had dinner. We sat at different tables, so we just chatted on each side, and it was good. After dinner, we then went pretty much right into the glow party. Right, so this is glow night, which if you don't know, glow night is like the biggest party night of every Bliss cruise. They do the glow parties on the top deck. It usually ends up with almost the entire cruise ship on the top deck partying. UV lights, EDM music. It's a vibe. The production was amazing. The, the amount of like black lights I had, cause like you can tell like our outfits glue, glue, loaded, load. Sure. Glow, glowed, glowed, like super bright. Like they killed it on that. I mean, and it was, it was like the best party, honestly. Like that's how bliss always is. And I really hate that. Bliss always is but I definitely will say the production was like next level like I mean they had lasers the lasers the lights the lasers everything was going they had bliss on the like ball on top of the ship like like a light you know they had like boobs I mean it was just awesome and they kept like the lasers kept changing to where they were like lines to like waves to like I mean you know it's you ever seen like these EDM concerts and stuff like the lasers are above your head and they just give off this kind of cool like I don't know Glow or whatever. It definitely, it was cool. Yeah. So I do have one bad thing to record. Um, I was officially touched at my first. I remember that. Yeah. Um, so I haven't, I think the only person I've really told this is Daphne and Mike. Um, and this is in no way like a negative to bliss. Unfortunately, I think there's just going to be people regardless. It doesn't matter how, like how well you tell the rules, how you do, Everything, shit's just gonna happen. Don't get me wrong. I've had people, like, grab my ass as we're walking through, like, a crowd. You know, stuff like that, you know, where people rub up again. I've had that over the years. This is definitely the most. So, at some point, I was kind of standing, like, back behind the group, and I had my boobs out. So, I had matching pasties on, and I had my top open, you know, so you could see them. And Nick, Mandy's husband, was also back kind of behind me. And anyway, I'm standing there, and, you I'm dancing, I'm vibing. All of a sudden I feel somebody literally come up and like completely cup my entire breast and squeeze. And I thought it was Nick because like me and Nick kind of have that relationship, you know, and like a playful. And even though we don't sleep together, we, we have like a friendly banter, you know? And so anyway, I like look over and he, it's not him. He's, he's too far and he's dancing. And I look up and it's literally the guy in front of me. Just some random guy. Yeah, and he's like, he's almost looking at me, and I'm like, I was taken aback. Like, I didn't know. Like, I'm like, did that just happen? You know, like, did you really just, like, did you just grab my titty, you know? So anyway, I put my boobs back in my shirt because it was like, you know, it kind of. So he just squeezed and let go? Yes. So I put my boobs. So when you looked at him, he'd already let go. Yes, he just let go. He just, like, copped the feel real quick. Yeah. And he was like kind of hugging up on his wife, but his arm, his back arm was like around her. So he kind of went like that. So anyway, so like, but we looked at he looked at me. I looked at him. It was him, you know. And so I like put my boobs back in and I'm like dancing. I'm like, that really just happened. That guy just like, and I'm just going to stand here and let some man, you know, I'm thinking like, what the fuck? So then the guy I'm dancing and the guy grabs my arm and I don't know if he was like trying to grab my boob again. And I'm like, we locked eyes and I'm like, I didn't say anything, but my eyes were like, motherfucker, you better let me go. So then I'm like, I didn't say anything, you know, like, and I've worked so hard to like have a voice in the lifestyle and we're standing and it, you know, it's loud, it's dark. And I've just let this man now, it's like the second time he just grabbed my arm, but like, he's now put his hands on me twice. So then I like back up, you know, I'm like, okay, he's not gonna, you know, first of all, if he touches me, Again, I'm going to punch him in the nose. At that point, I was like, he's not touching me again. I was like, I'm not going to say anything. I don't want anybody to beat him up. It was just creepy. At some point, though, you were standing next to me. I tried to kind of tell you. I had no idea. I wanted you just to look at him just to get a visual. I didn't want you to say anything. I didn't want you to do anything. I just wanted you to see who he was. Yeah, you pointed to somebody and I thought you were pointing at a girl and you were making like a squeezing hand motion. And I thought you were trying to tell me to grab her ass. Literally, that's what I thought. And I'm like, I don't even know who that is. I'm not grabbing her ass. Like, I didn't know what that's in my head. That's what you were pointing at a girl's ass and squeezing. And I was like, I wasn't like, did she grab your ass? Are you asking me to grab her ass? Like what? I was confused. Yeah. But I mean, like, he never touched me. I don't think you told me. I don't think we have I got the full expressionation for like the next day. Yeah, it was the next day. Because had I found out in that moment, I probably would have went up to him and said, hey, just so you know, Mr. Guy, you don't grab girls tits without asking. And honestly, I was like a little frustrated with myself that I didn't say anything. It was almost like I was like, like he really just. Yeah. Touch. He just touched me. You know, like I was just sort of taken aback by it. And I didn't I didn't really want you to do anything. I just wanted you to like see. him so I think because the problem is if you don't say it to people like that I agree and like okay so this was a very I if you would have asked me on this podcast if someone was to touch you would you have said something I would have been like absolutely yeah so I definitely think this was like a very good learning in the moment especially you know you don't know you don't know how you're gonna react and even like people are drinking and if you're drinking like it's hard to and honestly like what he did is wrong is it worth a fight is it worth a do I think he's a bad person and should get like banned from bliss cruise But I definitely think he needs to understand boundaries. That's just somebody that doesn't understand the lifestyle or doesn't understand etiquette. He doesn't understand the way this works. And he needs that explained to him so that he doesn't do that to people in the future. And he needs it explained to him in a way that he knows it's not a joke. Like this isn't funny. This isn't a laughing matter. But out there at the deck. It would have been almost impossible. So that's kind of like I think maybe why I didn't. I don't know. But it definitely took me back a little. I was just like, really? I mean, like of all these years and all these things that we've done, yes, I've had people brush up against me and probably, you know, like dance too close. But to somebody actually physically just like squeeze like that, it was just like a little surprising. So anyway, we hung out there and this is how I knew you weren't feeling good. It was 1130. And listen, we had only, look, we had dinner at eight. So we had probably been out there for like an hour and a half, maybe. You were like, okay, we're going to go to our room and we're going to meet in the playroom at And I'm like, really? Like, we just, I felt like we had just got out there. And it didn't dawn on me until later that you probably felt like shit. And you were trying to move this along. In the moment, I was like, I'm like, I'm finally having fun. Like, we're finally having a good time. And I think I even kind of said, I'm like, oh, we were just having fun. But you were like, well, by the time we get to the, you know, and I was like, yeah, that's fine. It wasn't a big deal. But I was, that was my. You've done this to us on Glow Night before. I just love dancing. I love dancing. Glow Night is by far the best night. And I think in hindsight, I think at other bliss cruises, maybe treat Glow Night like it's not a play night. And dance out there until 2 o'clock in the morning. And honestly, I think that would be fine. You know what I mean? Because I do think it's the best party. It's my favorite party. And if there's a time you want to dance, that is the time to do it. I think from my head is one, I was starting to crash. And, you know, we didn't talk about it before, but before we even went out the glow night, I was like, baby, I don't know. I don't, I just don't feel good. I don't know if it's something I ate. I don't know if it's the sun. Like, I just don't feel good. And so, like, I had taken some, you know, Excedrin and you'd give me some medicine and I was trying to kind of rally and come back, but I was, I was crashing. Yeah. And so, I was like, baby, if we don't play now, it's, I'm going to, like, I'm going to crash. I was like, okay, let's go. When I said that to you, you were like, okay, that makes sense. Let's go. Let's go. And also, like you said, this was midnight. Yeah. By the time you get to your room and you shower and you change. No, this was 1130. You wanted to meet in the playroom at midnight yeah um so uh yeah but yeah so we went to our room we showered we changed and we got to the playroom and okay so i had taken a shivers gummy this night which i haven't taken any and you and daphne yeah and i took like a tiny little piece i hadn't taken any in probably six months since the whole mental health thing since before november i just felt like i was getting like a little paranoid it was either hit or You know, so I had not taken any. So we had decided, you know, we wanted to have fun. So we were doing this. So I was feeling great, you know. So we're walking around the playroom trying to find a big bed because there was a decent amount of us. So my one complaint about this Rainforest Cafe solarium is some of the other solariums have these big flat areas where they put these big orgy beds. And so the other solariums, they'll end up with like three or I think like four of these beds that have like six beds pushed together right so it gives good orgy space and usually those are the last places people go because they're nervous to play out in the open like that so on previous bliss cruises we've been able to walk in the solarium at midnight on just about any night and get into one of these orgy spaces without really having to wait or there being any line or something like that on this night so this solarium didn't have that space so what they had done is They'd pushed two beds together kind of on either side of the pool, but it's only two beds. So instead of being six beds, it's only two beds. And they only had like, I think, three or four of those. Yeah. So when we walked in, all every single bed in the entire place is used, including those what would be considered orgy spaces. Yeah. So we walked around a couple of times. Well, somebody came and found me. She was like, hey, we're leaving. Yeah. Do you want our bed? And like it was we were all the on the other side. So she obviously had recognized me. She was like, I know what kind of space you like. Do you want? I was like, hell yeah. Thanks, babe. So like we're following her back. And so they're like cleaning it and getting it ready. And this man was like, this is my, this is my bed. And we're like, fuck, you know, like this girl had literally, she was fucking on the bed, got up and came and found us. So we're like, there was two beds there. So we were like, okay, well, We'll go over here and you can go. But I'll be honest, because I think because I took that shivers, it fucked me up. I was worried about him because this aggressive man who had something to say is now on the bed with us naked. Yeah, it was weird. So she went and got us, right? And so we follow her back to the bed, right? And then when we get back to the bed, people are still on the bed, but they're getting up and they're getting their stuff and they're cleaning up, right? So I'm assuming he had just seen them standing up and cleaning up. And so he just stood there. as a way to claim it as to go next, right? But these are two beds that are pushed together. Yeah. There was one, two, three, four, five, five or six couples with us. And it was just him and someone else. Right. Him, it was just him and his, what I assume was his wife, but him and his partner, right? And so we go to get on both beds once they get off and he stops us and says, no, this is my bed. And we're like, okay. And we kind of all look at each other like, well, It's an orgy bed. It's nobody's bed. But it immediately kind of like... It was weird. I don't know. It just kind of felt weird. Now we're slowly... You look at me like, what do we do? I'm like, well, we'll just get on this one. Yeah, but that's six of us on one bed. It was weird. The guy ended up leaving five minutes or so. He was buried. I think he kind of got... Well, you had said to me, what are you doing? I'm like, well, let's just use this bed. How long are they going to go? I don't know. They'll eventually get up and we'll be able to use that bed, too. And so, yeah, we all get on that one bed. And like you said, we couldn't all fit. So like people are sitting. There was kind of like some benches and stuff. And people are sitting on the benches and giving blowjobs. And you could tell they were uncomfortable. So they got on the bed. They started kind of playing a little bit. And then they're like whispering to each other. And then they just got up and left. So I don't know. And I don't know what we did to piss them off. Yeah. Like, did they want both beds? Like, is that what they thought? They could have both beds? I don't know. Were we just making them uncomfortable? Because I think I did say something like, you're going to take over this whole space? Like, you know, like, you don't think you get the, you know, there was kind of like a little like... That's not how orgy spaces work. Yeah. But yeah, so it kind of like, I was like a little like, paranoid. Yeah, you know, like, even Daphne was, we both were, we were just kind of... So this play, how would you describe this play time? It was a little weird. Yeah, it took a while to get going. I think once it got going, it got better. So it did take a while. You felt were weird. Daphne was weird. The other, you know, N.C. Blackbeard. Daphne's pussy was hurt because you fucked her. And then Stacey was hurting because she had fucked the night before. Mine was not hurting. But, you know, we don't. We've never played with N.C. Blackbeard. We don't play with Mandy Nick because she works for us. They were there, which we don't mind playing. We have zero issues playing alongside anybody like that. We don't have any issues So it was just like And then there was a new couple there And she was young She was 22 years old And they had tried to swap And it like I think the husband Had fucked somebody But she hadn't Or I don't know if it's her husband Their partner I don't know Anyway Long story short He had fucked somebody And she hadn't So there was that And then like I think she had Like maybe hooked up The night before So like We had been chatting with her off Yeah. And she had said to us that she wanted to fuck me. Yeah. Like through messaging. Yeah. She had put it out there. And I had honestly had not even had a conversation really with him much other than hi, hello. I had sat next to her at dinner and he was on the other side of her. So I had talked to her. She was definitely more talkative. He was more like an introverted, you know. I mean, she had been messaging us and she was definitely the one messaging. She was definitely the more extroverted of the two. So me and you had sex. And then you had sex with her. Me and you had sex. Yeah. And then I fucked you while going down on Daphne. Okay. Yeah. And that was hot. Yeah. And then after that, it was kind of like almost ending. And so I went to her and I was like, hey. Because she had pretty much put it out there. She basically had said, I really like to fuck you. So I was like, hey. Dan was trying to get it in. Right. Yeah. Why not? How many times do you get to fuck this young 22-year-old girl? Which is funny because we had talked. Was she the youngest person on the cruise? Because she had to be 21. She very well could have been the youngest person. She didn't seem 22. She seemed like 25. No, she was very mature. Nice couple. That's what they always say. Yeah, she was not. You know, not like your average 22-year-old. She was fun. So, yeah, I went and I was like, do you want to fuck? And she was like, yeah. She looked at her husband and she's like, oh, is it okay? And he was like, yeah. And so, we kind of had like a me, her, her husband and Nick like little threesome. I guess, is that a gangbang? Do you have to have four guys for gangbang? Well, you weren't really taking turns. No, it was just my turn. Yeah. Well, they were, I mean, she was sucking their dicks and jerking them off. Yeah, I don't know the legalities of that. Because that was pretty hot. I mean, I didn't know him, so it was like, and so, I don't know. And then Sean and Stacey seemed like they were pretty much done, and Daphne and Mike were done. Like, everybody had their, like, so it was just like, It's the best way I can describe it. It wasn't the best orgy we've ever had. We've been in some pretty amazing orgies with all of them. But for some reason, I think the guy threw it off and we didn't have a lot of space. Even with both beds, we didn't have a lot of space. There was a lot of people in there. I don't know. We failed on that. It's now day three and I have only fucked my husband on a sports career. Well, it gets better. All right. So we all fuck, and then we go to bed. When does it get better? Well, that's what I'm about to get into. Oh, okay. All right. So then the next day, we wake up. Me and you, we sleep in. And we actually didn't have much to do during the day. No, because we were supposed to. You had said you were going to get up at like 10 a.m. and go lay by the pool and all this. You and Daphne had made all these plans. And I was like, don't mess with me. I don't care about going to the pool at 10 o'clock in the morning. So the first thing on our schedule was our meet and greet. We were hosting our own meet and greet. on Bliss Cruise for the first time. Yeah. And that was at one o'clock. Yeah. And we woke up like between 10 and 11. So we knew that there was really not a whole lot of time to go out to the pool. And you were not feeling super great. And I woke up feeling like shit. Yeah. Like sick. Like covered in sweat. Like not good. Sick. So Daphne and Mike had went up to go to the pool. And so I ended up just laying out on our balcony because we had such a great balcony. And then I got ready. And we. And then we went up. So we wanted to get to our meet and greet. This is the first time we've ever done one on Bliss. It started at one. So we got there at 1230 because we had some goodies to lay out and, you know, some signs to put up and all that. So we got there about 1230. And honestly, I did not realize that you were that sick. I thought you just were like a little under the weather. I enjoyed the meet and greet. Everybody came. I was honestly, it went by so quick. I loved getting to talk to people. We took a ton of pictures I was definitely the chatty Cathy one Well I was sick and I definitely I could tell I was sick like sweating under my clothes sick so I was trying not to get in people's faces and my throat hurt and I just didn't I mean I was tired I just didn't have the energy to talk so you very much like ran the whole meet and greet basically and talked to everybody and I mean I would talk a little bit here and there and when people would ask to take pictures I would stand there and take pictures with them them. But if you know us, and it's funny because I think back to even the pool deck day, I basically laid on the chair the whole day. And I don't know. I don't think I realized it then. I think maybe I just was feeling tired. I didn't realize it. You thought you were sleepy or something. Yeah. And it hit me at this meet and greet. And once, I mean, it was an hour long. We took pictures and talked to people. Like there was a line of people waiting to talk to you basically the entire time. I don't know how many pictures. you took with people. It was a lot of pictures. Again, this is weird for us. That's probably the biggest meet and greet we've ever had or felt like the biggest. People want to take pictures with us every once in a while. We've never had 50 people lined up to take pictures with us before. That's not normal for us. It was a lot. Yeah, it was a lot. I enjoyed it. I like that environment because it's controlled. You know, like I know I'm for one hour, I'm going to stand here and I'm going to smile and I'm going to greet and I'm going to, you know, like I really liked that setup. It worked good for me because then we could leave and I could go like decompress in the room, you know, and that's kind of what we did. So as soon as we were like, I was willing to like stay and chat and you were like, we have got to get out of here. As soon as the time was up, I was like, I need to go. Yeah. Something I haven't mentioned is over the night, my need to go to the the bathroom had accelerated to a devastating point where I was running to the bathroom almost like every 15-20 minutes. So at this point, we don't know. Does he have food poisoning? We didn't know. We just knew he wasn't feeling super great. So we went back to the room after this and you immediately just crashed. I was like, just let me take a rest because the next thing on our schedule was the fetish dinner, right? Yeah. Yeah. And so I wanted to go to the pool, you know. And I was like, just let me crash. You guys go to the pool, do whatever you're going to do. And hopefully I take a little nap and I'll feel better and we can go, you know, go to this dinner. So while he laid down, I went and like laid out. And, you know, it's like two o'clock. So I'm like, we don't have to be anywhere until five. And I'm like, I can actually like take a shower and wash my hair. Because remember, he wouldn't let me go get my hair washed earlier in the week. Don't start with me. So I was like, But finally, I was like, oh shit, I'll just wash my hair. So that's what I did while he slept. I washed my hair and dried it and just kind of hung out. I mean, I had like three hours. And probably like 30 minutes before we needed to head up, I was like, hey babe, you need to get ready for the fetish dinner. Which Bliss, one of the things that they did was invite Dan and I to go. So we didn't, we pay for everything on Bliss. Like we pay our way to get on the ship. We pay our alcohol for our food. We pay everything. You know, like, but Bliss offered to send us to the fetish center. So we're not going to, like... Not go. Not go. Dan's like, I can't go. And I'm like, what? Like, if you know my husband, he doesn't not go to things. Like, he has to be really, really sick for him to not go. And I'm like, are you serious? Well, luckily, I had, like, talked Daphne and Mike and Stacey and Sean into... Signing up with you. Signing up. And so I go next door, and I'm like, hey, I don't think Dan can go. So it's just going to be me. Daphne's like, well, I'm not going to be ready in time. And I'm like, oh, my God. You know, like, really? And Mike's like, Daphne, we have reservations at five. Like, it's not like you just. It's not show up whenever you want. Yeah, it's not. You know, he's. So I go back to the room because I'm like 15 minutes early and I'm like, oh, my God, I think I'm going to have to go by myself. And I'm like having a mini panic. But very quickly, I realized, OK, well, it's going to be OK. Everything's going to be fine. So anyway, Daphne was. came out of the room and you looked like you were freaking out. I'm like, do you want me to try to get up and get dressed? And I only had like 10 minutes to do that, even if I was going to do it. But yeah, you're like, no, it's OK. And I'm like, are you sure? Because I could I could try. Like, no. So I go back over. I give her like five minutes. I go back and she's like, OK. She's like literally putting her mascara on as we walk down the thing. And so the theme this night was fetish burlesque, which is kind of a weird combo combo. But whatever, you know. So anyway, so we get up there and, um, you know, we go in and the Fetish Dinner is put on by Carnival Risque, which they do. We've done it one other time a couple of years ago. I think this one was way better than the one we went to a few years ago. It wasn't my favorite before. Um, but they definitely improved it, which makes sense. They've improved everything. Yeah. Um, and they, it was really awesome. It, it threw the whole ship for a loop. The fact that I didn't have you with me, like, They were so confused as to why. And honestly, I really hate that you missed it because it was such a good dinner. It was so delicious. They did it at the Chopped Dining, which is like a steakhouse. Yeah. Which is like your favorite. My food. Yeah. I did bring him food back just for the record. He didn't eat it. Couldn't. He ate a little bit of the cheesecake, but I brought him a steak back. He didn't touch it. But just like a few highlights. It was gorgeous. They had black tablecloths and these black candle operas. I've I tried to film as much. as I could. So hopefully Dan will make a TikTok out of it. I will, yeah. And you'll get to see a little bit inside of it. But it was so beautiful. And what they do is they, like, go around to each table and demonstrate things. So it's, like, a cool place. Like, if you've ever want to, like, see or try any of these, like, tools that they use, it's, like, a really safe and, like, vanilla, if you could call it vanilla, way to try without going into a dungeon. They also were, like, tying someone up in the middle, which was cool. They were spanking people. So Daddy Mike got spanked by, what was her name? Obsidian. Obsidian. He kind of like half-heartedly said he wanted to do it, and that's all it took. And then we like got her over there. She spanked the shit out of him. And he was like leaning over Daphne's lap. So like they were face-to-face when he was doing it. It was pretty fun. But they spanked a girl like right next to us. That was so hot. getting like pink and stuff and then another girl do you remember that girl that we met at the topless travel party that said she just loves having her boobs out she looks like tinkerbell she had on a full latex outfit like neck to feet and she and they like spanked the shit i mean like she squirted all down that thing she squirted yes from getting spanked yes it was hot at dinner at dinner she had a latex outfit on so it was in the outfit How do you know she squirted that? She let everybody know. So, but it was awesome. The food was great. The staff, they were wonderful. I did want to mention because, you know, like on some of our TikToks, people ask like, what does the staff think? You know, that's like a big, you know, what does Royal Caribbean staff think? And I wanted to tell this story because I think this is a great representation. We were one of the last tables to take our orders. So we were one of the last to finish up. So they were prepping for the next seating. The waiters were when, You know, we're in there. So they were like changing out the feathers and all the stuff. And the one guys were rubbing the feathers on each other and stuff. And we just happened to look up and see them. And they were like, embarrassed. They were like, oh, my God. So anyway, they ended up coming over and talking to us. And he showed me a video on his phone that before they opened, he had them spanking him. So he's like bent over. And this is guys probably in his 20s. He's not. He's not. He didn't appear to be in America. He was four. And I don't know where he was from. I should have checked. But he was bent over one of the tables in his full uniform, his full Royal Caribbean uniform, and they're spanking him. And he's like, they recorded it and saved it so he could keep it. He's like, I love it. He's like, this is the best thing. I love it so much. Y'all are awesome. He just like kept on and on about how amazing and open and how everyone is so happy and loves each other. And it was, I thought that was like a really good story to show that like, obviously not all of them are getting spanked, you know, like some of them are just kind of watching. One of the nights, we talked to one of our waitresses, and she was talking about how much she liked the cruise. I don't know, but it seems like the staff on all these bliss cruises loves the environment. I've heard there's competition to get on these ships from the staff. I don't know if that's true or not, but I've heard that rumor before. They all request it. I know that hotel takeovers, a lot of the employees request to work because they want to be there. They want to see it. I thought that was a cool story to share a little bit behind the scenes. So after the dinner, we went back. I brought you dinner. You really couldn't eat it. So Daphne and Mike and I went up to get some other snacks, like some french fries, some bread. We literally, we all just kind of sat around and chit chatted. It was kind of some, I know you were sick, but I really just enjoyed hanging out with my friends. Obviously it would have been fun to go to a playroom and like have wild sex, but I didn't do that. This is the first bliss cruise. in my Bliss Cruise history that I did not... Fuck anybody but me. I didn't fuck anybody but you. But you had another duty you had to perform. Oh, I almost forgot. Yes. So at nine o'clock that night, Dan was supposed to do a wedding. Sophie, who is a DJ for us, who's been... She's one of our electric pleasures DJs. She's been at Secrets. She's done a lot. She's a female, so we don't have a whole lot of girl DJs, if you know. She was getting married, and I think they had like a legal ceremony, but she just wanted... to have like a lifestyle one and she had asked you to marry her on this night and you were too sick to go and so i had to step in and i was panicking because like i've never done this i didn't know what to say i'm like trying to google non-monogamous wedding vows and like somebody on the elevator shout out to what's their podcast two plus two i saw one of the wives on the pod or on the elevator she was like chat gbt it and i'm like duh i should have thought of that so chat gbt it as i walked and got there, did like a two-minute ceremony, and they were married. So I fulfilled my duties. Congratulations. And married my first couple aboard Bliss Crews. Yeah. Well, congratulations to Sophie and her husband. I am sorry I missed all of that, but I was not okay. Yeah, you were not. And I think I was progressively getting not okay as the day went on. I was obviously running a very high fever. I didn't have any thermometer, which, okay, I need to add that to my emergency kit. I didn't have a thermometer. I didn't have, you know, I had some Imodium and I had like Advil. I was putting the Imodium, the Advil, the Excedrin, all of it to me and it was doing nothing. Yeah. So just so like, I know we're over time, but just like fast forward, we did, we got off the ship, we did drive home. It took me, we both drove, you drove a little bit. I drove the bulk of the way. We tested you. No COVID. No flu. No joke. Okay. So we got off the ship. If you've ever gotten off a cruise ship, we hand carried our bags off. The elevator line was like wrapped around the ship. Yeah. And it was only two floors down from the floor we were on. So we're like, we're going to take our suitcases down the stairs. I thought I was going to pass out. Yeah. Like before I got. Well, I didn't want you to carry your suitcases. I was going to like make a couple of trips. You know, I'm stubborn. But thank you. Thankfully, Mike and Daphne, we took them to the airport. So they helped us get off the ship. Thank goodness. Because I probably like me and Mike went to find the truck in the park. I couldn't even find it. If it wasn't for Mike, I probably would have cried. Luckily, I didn't. I didn't cry. But we found it. He was able to help me get the truck out of the parking deck. And then I drove us to the airport. And then, you know, yeah, I drove. I think you drove like two hours one time and then you drove three hours another time. So it took us about 15. We got off the ship at 830 and we got home about midnight. Yeah. So if you know us. It was rough. Like the 15 hour drive to Florida, I drove the whole thing. So like I don't not drive. Like Lacey will drive her once in a while if I need to get work done or something like that. But I'm usually the one driving. So the fact that she basically had to drive us home. I was pissed off. If you want me to know the truth, I was pissed off. Like why are we flying? We have three suitcases. Because now we have put one suitcase inside of another because we didn't have a lot of spike. I'm like, what? It's like all of our friends were like home. And we still had like five hours. And I was like, I'm going to kill him. You know, like. The traffic was terrible. Traffic was terrible. It rained. You know, at one point, like I said, I pulled off, got, went into Publix, got a flu and COVID test. He tested negative, which he had had a flu shot. You know, I don't know what he, we still don't know what he has. I never really, I think, I think I was trying to get it. I definitely was having some tummy issues. And my, I have an order ring. It said I had a fever one night. It said I had major signs of something stressing my body. But overall, I felt pretty good. Considering you seem to feel a lot better now. Yeah, I'm on the mend for sure. I mean, 100% better than I was that day. But I think I'm still recovering a little bit. Yeah, I know we're way over. But can we take like a few minutes? You just kind of like give like our overview? Yeah, I don't. Yes, we can. Because I feel like if you just listen to this the last year, you're probably like, they had a terrible time, you know. And so I think it's important to say that, like, first of all, we go on so many lifestyle vacations, it's really okay that I didn't have sex with anybody. You know, like, do we want to have fun while the orgies? Yes, we do. But, like, honestly, it's really okay. I'd rather have good sex with a husband than mediocre sex with, you know, somebody else. I really was bummed about the weather, you know, that first day and a half, and then it really sucked that the second day and a half, you were sick. Basically. So, it really, we just had very unfortunate situations. we usually have really good luck and really good weather and things work out. But I will say that after now talking to people that had never been and that was their first one, they seemed to have loved it. So I think that they still got the true Bliss experience those last two days, even though the first two days were rough. So I think it's okay. Well, a few things. I think all of the changes that I saw Bliss Cruise implement as far as the production, As far as the playrooms, as far as the different music spaces, we're all excellent. I think our trip, this is probably the worst bliss cruise we've ever had, but because of us. I think me and you were, the weather was bad the first two days. Me and you were not on the same page the first two days. And then once me and you got on the same page, I got sick. And so basically our whole trip almost got derailed. That being said, me and you, We still had, maybe not our best orgy, but a fun orgy in the slurium. I got to fuck a young 22-year-old. Rock her world. That was fun. I got to fuck Daphne like three times. That was fun. She missed her life for you. That was fun. She jumped over a cliff to come fuck, you know, ride my dick. I mean, so even saying like, oh man, this cruise was not the best experience for us. There were still, I think a lot of things that people, if they could just do one of those things in their lifetime, would be super appreciative. So we're a little spoiled, I think. Yeah, we are. I do. I'm very proud of the things. Basically, Russell came on our podcast a few weeks ago, and everything that he said they were going to do, they did. They did, yeah. The production was amazing. There was no production camera crews. There was no one filming. Everything that he said, they did. And honestly, it just makes me super excited for April. And it's exciting for, you know, all these people that booked while they were on the ship. You know, it just, it means a lot to me. So many people are like, oh, we've already booked November. We've already, I kept, you know, we get emails anytime anybody uses our link to book. You know, I got several emails while we were there, people booking. So I just, you know, it was, it was awesome. So I, I don't want, I think we were just being honest. You know, they're not all home runs. But we still had an amazing time. Yeah. I think it was a series of misfortunate events for us. It was the weather the first two days and then me being sick the second two days. I'm going to put this out there. I'm getting my hair washed in April. Okay. Okay. All right. Can we not do it in the middle of an excursion, though? I don't know. Okay. I'm not. I'm not. To be determined. All right. Depends on the spa. But I'm going to do it, babe. I'm doing it. I wanted to do it in November. I wanted to do it in April last year and I've yet to do it. So. to fuck a 22-year-old. I'm getting my damn hair washed. I'm not mad about it. Okay. So a few things. So for April, we have five couples going with us for April. There are still cabins available for this April's Bliss Cruise. There are never cabins available. Go to swingersandsociety.net, book a cabin. You're going to be in a small group with us. It's going to be a great experience. They're doing two beach parties. They're going to have playrooms at those beach parties. They're going to be clothing optional. So it's going to be Is it five or six nights? I don't know. Anyway, it's going to be a great week at sea. I'm super excited for April. And please use our link, swingersidey.net. I mean, I know people like give a shit for like hawking our links and stuff. But if you want me to be honest, five couples does not offset the cost for the cruise. Not to mention we buy shirts, we buy swag bags, we buy all the things. So we're actually negative going, you know, and I'm not saying that to become positive. Which is fine. It's fine. We know that. We are. That's the business that we're in. Sometimes that happens. Sometimes we like February we had 30. April we don't. But if you listen to us and you're hearing this and you're, you know, you're, this conversation is making you think of Bliss and you're talking to your spouse. Instead of just Googling Bliss, if you could use. We met so many people this week or, you know, on Bliss. They were like, we found this because of you. But then they didn't use our link. It's okay. We're not going to get them all. We're happy to support Bliss. We believe in what they're doing. If just a few of you did, that would be lovely. We're excited. November still has a few rooms. As of the time I'm saying this, I don't know. Biggest swinger party, cruise. Dan's going to orchestrate the biggest orgy ever. November Bliss. If you're hearing this and you want to go on any of them or next year, we would love to have you we would love to kind of host you through this week of fun and yeah so thank you for everything yeah and uh we the if the cruises go at the current pace they're going to be sold out in the next couple weeks this is the second episode so you're not going to hear this for like two weeks so if you're hearing this go check swingerside.net see if there's still cabins available if you want to go on a bliss cruise in 2026 yeah and if you ever see any of the cruises that are sold out and you're like, man, I really want to go. If you email us at admin at swingersociety.net, a lot of times we can get last minute. Like people cancel. So we'll get you on a cancellation list. All right. Anything else for the swing nation listeners? That's it. All right. I think with that in a world full of apples, be the pineapple, be the pineapple guys. Bye. Bye. 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