Winter Wonderland

Transcript

Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's podcast I'm going to talk about a party I went to, but this party was unusual in a couple of different ways. Alright, this party was a swinger party, not necessarily a hot wife party, which is my normal go-to, my preferred venue of choice.

When you go to a swinger party not necessarily a hot wife party which is my normal go-to my preferred venue of choice when you go to a swinger party as a hot wife it is very apparent that you are kind of an odd man out occasionally uh like there's a hierarchy at these things that is normal i mean it's normal. It's because when you are a swapping couple, when you are a swinging couple, having extraneous women there, having extraneous men there can be a little bit of a thing. It can be a little bit of a sore spot, especially if you're full swap, same room kind of situation.

Now I have been to this particular party before and this particular party is fucking phenomenal and I have never had a bad time there and I did not have a bad time this time. Believe that. I had such a good time that it is a little ridiculous to even talk about aspects that could be less than ideal. But this one was strange because I pulled up by myself. My husband is extremely sick right now. Like it's not great. And so the fact that I showed up to a party, first of all, I don't think I've ever showed up to a party by myself. I have always had somebody in tow.

If my husband couldn't make it, I went with somebody else. And rarely do I ever do that. If my husband can't go, I usually stay home with him. So the fact that Snowmageddon was here and I was dying for dick. Okay, I mean, it was like, I don't even know what happened I wanted to get fucked so badly that it was this beast it was this like ever-present thing that I could not escape and I was putting up posts like what does a girl gotta do and like like, I'll come. And I'm like, it's not even that I can make it happen, but I just really needed it.

And so my husband was like, okay, I don't feel good. There's no way I'm making it to this party. If you want to go by yourself, you can. And I did the thing, okay? I did the thing that I do where I was like, are you sure? And I was testing his ability to be okay with it. I was testing it pretty hard. Testing it. And he's looking at me like, take the fucking win. And like, what do I want him to do? Be an asshole?

Like that's, I'm setting an asshole like that's I'm setting him up for failure I'm setting me up for failure there's a lot of shit going on that's not fair to anyone so I took a deep breath and I took him at his word what imagine that surprise shock but I took him at his word and I went to the party and I went to the party now it's very far away it's actually probably like a lot of our parties that we go to an hour and a half minimum. Um, late at night when it's been snowing. Now all of you people who are from the colder climes are going to giggle at that. So it's been snowing. Who cares?

Um, I live in a place that doesn't get a lot of snow. I live in a place that the kids have not been to school in over a week and a half and there's no sight of them returning to school because apparently that's just not a thing anymore now that the snow has come this is where we live so that whole thing that whole thing about there's snow on the ground has some meaning because A, nobody here knows how to drive in it. B, nobody's cars are really geared for it. And C, I get it. Like I'm not scared of driving in the snow. That's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is I'm scared of driving in the snow with other people. So, and then of course, this is going to become kind of a theme. I really am not very well prepared without my husband. Seriously? My husband is legit my keeper. Like he takes good care of me. And I, and I, sometimes I feel like, hey, I'm a grown girl. I can accomplish that. I almost didn't accomplish my shit. Okay. I almost think, okay, I'll get to it. I'll get to it. So I am going to this party and I wore a dress to my birthday dinner. That was this white dress. That's kind of like roused everywhere.

And it's got these like, it's really pretty and really tight. And it was, I, it was a very pretty dress and it looked pretty good on me. And so my husband, being the man that he is, went and got me different colors of the same dress. Because when you're my body type, my body shape, sometimes you go with things that flatter. And when you find that thing, you just keep repeating. So he bought me one in black and he said, why don't you wear that? So I wore that with a pair of long boots. Now this dress has three quarter inch or like three quarter length sleeves.

It's a squared off neckline it's all the way past my knees but it's still very very sexy and so I wore that with long boots now anybody who's on my Instagram you probably saw the dress anybody who's on my fat life definitely saw the dress I'm just it's I'm, I was feeling it. And I was really trying to get pumped up for the party because I was going in minus my touchstone, minus my partner, minus my, in a pinch, he's there for me.

So this was me being a a brave girl being brave and going out and getting something that I really desperately fucking needed and having to maneuver through that now I head out and I go down and you know clear roads clear skies didn't kind of realize that I was fairly low on gas no problem no. No big deal. I made it. I made it there. I get inside and all the people that I was expecting are there. A lot of people are calling out because the weather is coming. And I mean, when I tell you that the weather was coming, it was less than an inch.

It was a dustinging it was enough to cover and leave it white that was it it was not deep but down there down I had to go south this time and this time it didn't they didn't get a lot of snow the first time so for them this more than they'd seen I guess and so I went down get down, get there, everybody's there. We're just hanging around talking. Now, again, anybody who is on my Instagram or my fat life or my Twitter knows that I hit a milestone right before the end of my second season, which ended last week. So welcome to season three. I hit a milestone of 500,000 listens.

And I was really kind of odd by that. Thank you all so much for listening. Every single one of you, however fucking many times you listened, I'm so incredibly fucking grateful. So the fact that my, I had this milestone and I mentioned it to the firefighter who runs this party, and the firefighter is a huge supporter of my podcast. He speaks about it every time we are at a party. He makes sure that people know that I have this podcast, where to go to listen to it. He is a huge supporter, and shout out, thank you.

He and his wife were both there, and I was talking to both of them, and they're fucking amazing people. I adore them. Thank you. He and his wife were both there and I was talking to both of them and they're fucking amazing people. I adore them. But the firefighter started the party probably an hour and 15 minutes early because he looked around and went, no, I need to get these people playing. So he started the party and had me mention the 500,000 listens. And I was like, okay. And then he and I went and we played. Now, last time I went to the party, we had every intention of playing.

We were heading to a room to play. He got pulled away for something. And then I didn't see him again. But this time he was, we're beelining itining it so I took my little waterproof blanket because last time I went to this party I kind of got in a little bit of trouble because the guys I was playing with we were playing on the pads just like we were supposed to but the pad was not enough so it was not enough this pad and I ended up destroying this bed. And then the lady who was supposed to be sleeping in that bed that night got really mad because she had rented these rooms.

And now here I was disrespecting it and not my intention, but it's what happened. So this time I brought my waterproof blanket and I laid it out and he and I played and he ruined the waterproof blanket. Um, he, now I have really come to realize what dirty talk Thank you. Like, and he was so good at the dirty talk. He was talking to me and telling me what a beautiful, what a beautiful woman I was, what a wonderful slut I was, what a good girl I was, how fucking great my pussy was. And I was soaking it up and sending it out in waves of joy.

It is impossible for me to explain what it does to me when I feel, because here's the thing, you're in this room with these people you barely know. And the one thing that sometimes comes to you is how is this any different than any other vagina? Okay. I don't know if anybody ever has that thought, but as far as I can tell, a vagina is a vagina Because I can't feel a vagina the way that men do. I can't feel a vagina the way that men do. I can't feel a vagina the way that men experience it.

And so knowing that they enjoy your vagina, knowing that they enjoy your cunt, enjoy your pussy, enjoy all of the things. And then of course you throw into that the fact that it's a mind thing. It's so erotic to me. It's so erotic to me to be in that position where they're making me feel special in that moment. And I love that. I do. And I don't know if that makes me human or makes me a narcissist. And I'd really rather not be a narcissist. I'd rather go with human. But that's kind of one of those things that when a woman feels special, she's willing to give more of herself.

When she feels like she's not one of a million women you've fucked, it makes difference and I'm I'm not saying that because all women are needy I'm saying that because women feel very expendable very interchangeable based on the things that we're seeing and hearing and you know all this other stuff so when you make a woman feel special in that way it's fucking fucking amazing. And it will come back to you tenfold. I love fucking men. I love fucking all men. I love fucking men. And so, but every single penis is a different experience.

Every single cock is a different, because it's a mind-body connection. It is a, it's a different experience. Every single cock is a different because it's, it's a mind body connection. It is a, it, it's a different thing. So anyway, he and I played and then I kind of got up and I packed up my little wet blanket and I kind of set it down and I was wandering around the party.

And as I was wandering around the party, this couple came in and introduced themselves to the fireman's wife and she was checking everybody off the list and so then everybody was out milling around and I was talking to some friends that I had met several parties several parties ago um we were just talking and chilling and then everybody was sort of like scattering to get drinks and stuff and go smoke. And then I don't know what happened, but for just a minute, I needed a break.

I needed a minute to collect myself to figure out what was going on because something didn't feel right, didn't feel normal.

And I just needed to collect myself for a minute and take a beat and recharge my social battery so I went in and I did that and I sat by myself and then eventually rejoined the party it was like a five minute break but it was something that I needed so I took that and then I came back in and I saw the couple that had introduced themselves to the fireman's wife and we were all kind of sitting around chit-chatting and well actually I wasn't chit-chatting at that moment I was kind of watching what was on the tv trying to figure out what was going on but because I was watching the tv right past the husband of the husband and wife that introduced themselves when they came in oh I'm gonna have to give them names aren't I okay let's call them um I don't know the lady and dread so i'm looking i'm looking at the tv just past dread and dread is like my and he keeps thinking that i'm staring at him because i'm watching the tv right past his face and so i keep smiling at him like hi sorry and then all of a sudden there's a lull in the conversation and the lady turns a little bit towards me.

And I go, hey, your lady. And she goes, yeah. And I knew that I had freaked her out because she couldn't, she didn't recognize me. Like there was no reason for her to, for me to know her name. So I said, oh, I heard you introduce yourself at the front door. And everybody that we're standing around with goes, you could have totally played that off like you were a psychic. And I was like, I'm not a good liar. I don't have a good poker face. And so we ended up chatting and I'm not kidding. I was having such a good time talking to this couple. Now this couple is full swap, full swap, same room.

And so I was like, okay, I've got to respect that dynamic. I'm not going to approach the husband in any way. This is kind of off the table. But I was having such an amazing time. Now, there was one particular lady that was there we'll call her call her snowy we'll call her Snowy. So Snowy is there and she's walking around being as loud and graphic as she possibly can.

And for me, that energy is just, it's performative and it is thrill seeking and it is just short of play acting and doesn't feel consensual doesn't feel authentic and so I was just trying to I spent my time just trying to avoid her and that's not a bad thing it's okay for somebody to show up to a party and do the party the way that they want to but it's also okay for me to say that's not that doesn't feel good to me I'm not going to be a part of it and step away which is and I did not I am in absolutely no way shape or form yucking her yum she was there to have a good time and I hope she did but it was not the kind of fun that makes things enjoyable for me so I stepped away anyway so she's Snowy is walking past the conversation I'm having with Lady and Dread and she's like I want to touch some cocks I want to touch some vaginas and then she looks at Lady and she goes can I touch your vagina and Lady says sure go ahead and she goes over and she pokes her and she's like sweetie you're nowhere near it and then she walked away because she's like she's like lady's telling her you're gonna have to press a lot harder because the seam of her jeans is obviously by this time of the night sliding because that's what women's jeans do now women's jeans do not stay where you put them when you first put them on they move around and they stretch out and they do all sorts of weird things that create all these weird pockets of like space and one of those spaces is usually right between your legs you get a little pouch down there and you're like why who knows so anyway so she was like you're not anywhere near and snowy ignored her and just walked away i said something incredibly crass about she did that like a man and uh oh you're ready one swipe you're ready we were laughing about it so hard that that literally we were causing kind of a scene.

So then they had to wander, they wandered off to go get alcohol, which is awesome. And then I wandered off and ended up in a conversation about Splash with a gentleman that I had gone, that had gone to Splash as well the same splash weash we went to. And we were talking and I was effusive. And then all of a sudden, another guy that I've played with before, B, at the same party I've played with him, he came over and the three of us, D, the guy who went to Splash with me, B, and myself went into play.

Now I'm, because this is this party, I'm very cognizant of what's going on so I take my blanket I get pads for my blanket I get pads for the floor and I am sucking B's dick while kneeling on the bed hoping that D's gonna come around behind me and D's like can I get a little to warm up and yes. And I started to suck his cock. Now, it did not take long for him to be like, all right, we're good. And then step behind me. And he stepped behind me. And we like, here's the best part. It's okay for you to be a conductor.

It's okay for you to say, okay, we need to move everybody in this direction about this much and then get everybody aligned properly so that that way you're having the most amount of fun without hurting yourself or being in the wrong position it's okay for you to speak up and say this is where we need to go guys and that's what I did so D had me stand off the edge of the bed and I pulled B closer to me and I'm sucking B's dick while D's taking me from behind and D is taking me from behind like he's been wanting to take me from behind for a minute and I was thrilled and I mean thrilled thrilled to the point that I was causing such a mess that I was really fucking grateful I'd put a pad on the floor so we'd been at it for a little bit and then D decided that he wanted to wanted me in missionary so we moved around I'm sucking B's dick to the side we're off the side of the bed instead of the end of the bed now and he did not bother to put down a pad.

And this is going to come back to haunt him. So he I'm sucking B with on the left side with my left hand, with my right hand, I decide I need a little bit of clit. So I'm playing with my clit while this man is fucking me. And then all of the sudden, that weird thing that happens when it's like, I'm coming. He's at exactly the place that the wave pushes him out. And then I'm, okay, the straight, it felt like somebody threw a fucking drink in my face. My entire face, it's in my eyes. I can't fucking see. I'm drowning on dry land. It was insanity. He's covered.

I was like, what the fuck just happened? And he's like, that was you. I said, that was not me.

And then he said, yeah, yeah, it kind of was was and so then we had to pause everything because now I have sprayed the floor him the stuff behind him me the stuff behind me and it is like we got to clean up so we end up spending a little time cleaning up and then we go back at it and now D is like okay I'm gonna need to rinse down and then so B and I start playing and B and I are playing and B is doing the same things where he's like you're such a beautiful woman and oh you're so sexy and what a good slut and I'm we're drawing a crowd now somebody comes over there's so many D names that I can't call them all D.

So I'm going to call this one D2. D2 is actually married to the woman who, one of the women who hosts the party. And so D2 and I, I'm sucking him while B's going at me and there are more guys coming in. And then, so we're sort of rotating through. D2 takes a turn and then W comes over. W comes over and D3 comes over. And D3, I really wish I could tell you his name, but I don't feel right doing that because there was a very funny joke attached to his name. Now, here's the thing.

The entire time I am fucking these guys, the entire time that I am stroking and sucking and fucking, we're still making jokes and having fun and laughing our butts off because it is way too much fun to not be fun and funny. When, believe me, there were moments that got fucking emotionally intense. And I'm not going to lie about that. That happened. But it was incredible. And I cannot, I can't say enough about it.

So B finishes fucking me and he finishes fucking me and he is such a nurturer i mean seriously such a nurturer that he looked at me and he went you need a bottle of water so he went and he got me a bottle of water and he brought it back to me now he's a nurturer because he too has a wife he too recognizes that he's there in service of the hot wife in service of the woman um which i know that that is counterintuitive because we're the ones like but seriously every hot wife party every swinger party i've ever been to, because of the fact that I am a solo player and my husband's not playing, the amount of attention that is lavished on me because of my role, because of my hot wife role, there's not a lot of hoops to jump through with me.

There's not a lot of, we got to get her really drunk. We've got to get her, um, her husband to agree. We've got to get her, um, her husband to agree. We've got to get like, there's not a lot of that going on. So I tend to be, um, more of a unicorn at these parties, more of a, more of a mystical. And so because of that, it's, it's, I didn't realize how much I truly enjoyed having my husband there to watch and take care of me there to monitor, to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end.

But my, it was very nice that B took that moment to kind of pause, get me a drink, make sure I drank it, and then take the bottle away. I was, I felt very understood. And it's unusual for me to go to a party without my husband. And it was in those moments that I felt it most keenly. But it was nice that somebody stepped in and helped me out. Now, mind you, it's not like I'm a child. It's not like I need help, but it's at the same time, we all get into positions where we may be pushing ourselves too far. We may be because we don't want to stop the thing that we're doing.

And believe me when I tell you, nobody wants to stop the thing that I was doing. Nobody wants to stop that. Nobody wants to stop having orgasms.

It's just not, well, well that's not entirely true it depends on how much of a punishment it is but that's a later episode anyway um he's taking he took the time to take care of me and then I um fucked d2 and there was a gentleman there who came over and had me while I was fucking d2 had me suck his cock and for some reason he could come the entire time I was sucking him and I was sucking him for like two three minutes so he was coming that whole entire time and it wasn't just pre-cum I mean the man was actually coming in my mouth so maybe it was a lot of pre-cum I don't know um but it was it was really super interesting then I played with W and I'm gonna go into more detail with W in a bit um but then I also played with D3 and D3 was so much fun oh my god he was fucking me from behind and doing that thing where it's ass up face down and he's pounding me and I'm going into the mattress every fucking time and I'm holding onto the sheets trying to keep purchase.

I've got my hand on the fucking headboard trying to keep from moving too far away because this is so fucking good and he's really fucking deep and I'm of course making all sorts of inappropriate jokes because that's what I do and it was so fun and it was really fucking hot so at that point it is sort of like slowed down and W came back he was fucking me missionary um He had one of my legs down his side he had my left leg down his right side and then he had my right leg over his left shoulder he had me bent in half he was making insane eye contact and I was in it I was in he and I had some sort of weird connection some sort of like really good like fuck connection he was playing my body like he was a goddamn maestro and then he came we're in this position and he puts his hand on my throat not hard not squeezing just puts his hand there I am now holding one of his wrists and my other hand is gripping with my claws.

Now, mind you, I'm going to have to go back and explain what happened at one point, but whatever. Okay. D3 came in, rolled me over, was now fucking me missionary. And I reached down to play with my clit. And he pulled his cock out at just that moment. And my nails caught his dick. I full on went full Wolverine. I went full Wolverine and just got his dick. And I felt so bad, but he didn't get hurt or anything like that. But it just, I felt the condom.

And I think I may have tore his condom we kind of stopped playing when I did that and then W came back W came back he has me in this position where my left leg is going down his right side and my right leg is over his right shoulder and he's sort of like bent me in half and he is fucking me and he is trying to get as deep as humanly possible. He slides his hand onto my throat and he's just holding me by my throat and I am clutching his wrist because that helpless feeling feels really, really good when you're monitoring it.

Like I love when somebody's got their hand around my throat I really love holding their their wrist in as if I could do anything to stop it as if I could just makes me feel so powerless it makes me feel so in their grip and I do it and I and it is almost subconscious that I do it, but it feels really, really good while I'm clutching their wrist because it's almost like a surrendering thing. It's almost like they know that I'm holding their wrist, but there's nothing I can do about it. And it feeds into that power dynamic for me.

It's, it's all a mental game for me don't I have no idea what's going on in their head with my other hand my wolverine hand I am clutching his arm his other arm uh and I looked at him and I said call me a good girl and he did and it was Waterpalooza.

It was Lake wanna come fuck me turning into an estuary it was outrageous it just oh it was intense it was insanity and i mean i'm my i can't keep my hands still i am grabbing his back and i'm uh playing he's got this little scruffy beard and I'm playing with that and I'm like scratching his bald head and I'm doing all of these things because I need the tactile to, because it's enhancing all of the mental and it's enhancing all of the deep physical and it's, it's him to my body and me to his body and it is it's one of those things where the more physical connections you can make the more points of contact and tactile opposition you can create the more nerve endings you're putting into the mix, the more, um, a little bit of pain with a little bit of pleasure.

It's a more, um, that dichotomy. It's more that mixture of, and so he's fucking me so deep and so hard and I'm constantly coming and I'm scratching at him and I am without hurting I'm scratching just my very dull nails across his body just giving him more points of connection and more nerve ending stimulation because men don't have a lot of points where they're really connected. And if we're laying there passively, they are really only getting that pelvic. We have so many fun things to play with. Girls, we have so many fun things to play with.

We have clits and we have breasts and we have nipples and we have our mouth. And like, there's all these different places that a man can, like, you put your hand on my neck and oh, baby. So like, there's all these different points that actually enhance where, how we feel that connection. But a lot of time, but unless we're fully engaged, unless we're fully back at it, we're gripping their back, we're gripping their neck, we're holding their face, we're rubbing their nipples. Like, there are so many places that we too can become fully participant in their eroticism.

I can't, for the life of me, figure out, like, why not? You know, like, I love it. I love every aspect of it. I love that feeling of the inhale when I hit that spot down the center of his back where he's especially sensitive to the scratch of my nails and that clutching to let him know that I'm truly enjoying. I'm not only clutching on the inside, I'm clutching on the outside kind of stuff, you know, that signaling that everything about this has me right there, right there where I am. His sweats mixing with my sweat.

And it's just this total erotic journey of two people who may have literally introduced each other. I may have literally been introduced to him while as cock was inside my cunt but seriously it doesn't matter at that particular moment when we're in that when we're in that clutching at each other that grabbing one another that whispering all the words we need to hear moment it is beyond it one of those, it's what everybody's looking for.

I think it's that the fact that I can find that physical connection is, um, the fact that I can find that connection just physically is probably, probably makes me an anomaly, probably makes me somebody who's dead on the inside, but I can find it. I can find that moment that he understands that he has done something to my body. Now, mind you, my friendships have grown. And the more my friendships grow and the more my, um, outside world meets this world, the better it is, okay? Because take, for example, my friend Jeff. The more time I spend with him, the better our sex is, the better it is.

And I get it. I'm starting to get it now. Okay, calm down. I'm starting to get that there's there is a connection aspect. I'm starting to. And Jeff is probably one of those prime examples of ways that I have allowed myself to grow and adapt.

The fact that we talk and the fact that we message and the fact that we do all these things is to me, it's enhancing things what happened with w what happened with w in that moment is just more proof that that is not a there's more than one way to connect for me there's more than one way to create that moment Because I got to tell you, I tried messaging W afterwards and I'm not 100% sure that we're connecting outside of the physical. And I don't know, I don't know what that means. But I'm okay with that.

Like honestly, I don't need every person I fuck to be i don't know if i'm going to um connect with him with w in the real world i honestly don't um i'm gonna try of course because it's always good to have um but if it doesn't work out if it's not something that we can create some sort of like charge, some sort of mental, verbal back and forth, some sort of, um, tennis, we're not, it's not the end of the world. It's that moment was fucking amazing.

And that moment is something I will think about because that, that time in that space, when both of us were there, 100% present, 100% connected to our bodies, connected to each other's bodies, connected mentally, connecting physically, was worth it. It was worth it. So that's the thing that for me, I think is weird. I think that that's the thing about me that puzzles other people. The ability to connect in that moment doesn't have to be followed up with other connection moments.

It can just be that that time and I will remember it I will remember it because it's so hot I close my eyes and I can still fucking see his strong shoulders and his scruffy beard and like like I can see the whole thing because it imprinted it imprinted in a way that a lot of times these parties, there's so much activity, so much going on that you lose some pieces. But this, this was something that I was so incredibly present for, so incredibly in the moment for. It stuck. And I think more than anything else, that is what I love about these parties.

The opportunity to be present, the opportunity to be present in my body, to be present in my mind, to be present in that moment and feel all of it, feel it in my molecules, remember it like those are opportunities that I don't think we spend enough time pursuing daily we get all stuck in our grind and we're constantly thinking about what's next but in this time and in this place and in this one moment when I am so incredibly connected to this other person who has me mentally like I was on his yo-yo string I mean seriously I was dancing to his motherfucking tune that was that was an incredible moment that was an incredible time that was an incredible thing that it was a really really good party needless to say not long after that I did have to leave um because I had to go home now let me get to the thing that almost happened to me because my husband wasn't there so I leave the party and it is late not late late but like it's uh after 11 and we're in this rural ish area where the sidewalks roll up at 10 even on a Saturdayurday the sidewalks are gone good luck finding them i have to leave there to find something someplace to go eat my husband doesn't leave the area without checking to make sure that we have our play bag now mind you this has happened a couple times that we have left the play bag but let's not get into the nitty-gritty but this is my husband's normal modus operandi he checks to make sure that we have everything we need checks to make sure that I have my water stops gets me a snack gets me a drink gets him a drink um gets him a snack uh checks to make sure that we have enough gas to get there and back and this is where I I fell down on the job.

I had the play bag, had the snack, had the drink, forgot to check the gas. So the sidewalks are rolled up and I'm driving and I, the low fuel light comes on and I'm still driving and I'm still not finding someplace to stop. Finally, I realized that like it's blinking Thank you. comes on. And I'm still driving. And I'm still not finding some place to stop. Finally, I realized that like, it's blinking. This light is this light is like, No, seriously, take me seriously.

I was like, Okay, so I had to literally GPS a place that was going to be open, turn around, go find that place, and hope that I could make it there. Because this light was blinking. And it wasn't just blinking, it was kind of blinking furiously. It was blinking at Thank you. turn around, go find that place and hope that I could make it there because this light was blinking and it wasn't just blinking. It was kind of blinking furiously. It was blinking at me like it knew that I was in trouble and headed to the principal's office. So I end up going and stopping at this gas station.

Now, it's fucking cold. Okay. I am covered in my own fluids. Okay. I am covered in sweat and cum and I'm dressed. I look look pretty but I have a knot on the back of my head that shows that I have been on my back getting fucked like a pillow princess I am my makeup is smeared it's or not non-existent in certain spots I am not exactly what you would call street ready, okay? So, well, maybe street walker ready, but not street ready. I go into this gas station and I cannot get my gas door open. I can't get my gas door open at all. I have no idea how to do it.

And like, I know how to open my my gas door on the normal but right now it's stuck and it won't come open and I don't know if it's because of the cold or if it's because of the fact that I vacuum sealed my fucking gas tank I don't know but I just know that this is not opening so I go inside and I of course use the restroom because if you walk inside you have to use the restroom if you're a girl and then I order some food and then I happen to notice that there's a gentleman standing there and I look at him and I said can you help me I explained to him what was going on he came out and literally I couldn't I tested, I tested it again, could not get it open.

He literally walked over, pop. I was like, what the fuck? Thank you. And then I was able to get gas and go home. But I kid you not, like this, these are the things that my husband does all the time. He takes care of me in these ways, in these ways that are grown up and like, how was I supposed to know that I wasn't going to be able to get there and back on the little bit of gas that I had? It doesn't feel like I'm going that far, but apparently I'm going that far. So it was, took me by a little bit of a surprise, took me by a little bit of a surprise took me by a little bit of a, um, oh shit.

I have to be the adult here. And sometimes I'm not great at being the adult there. I'm just not. Um, so, but it was awesome. It was awesome. And I wish that my husband could have gone with me, but, um, I'm really glad that I had the experience that of doing this by myself because it's it's weird it's weird for sure it's weird um because when you get used to doing something normal like when you get used to doing something and there's a normal way you do it doing it differently than that is thank you all so much for joining me today on the pineapple pinup the hot Life podcast.

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