Birthday party for Tim

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pin Up the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's podcast, I have brought with me my husband. Hello. All right. So today we're actually going to talk about my husband's birthday. Am I bothering you? A little bit. Okay. So my husband had a birthday that I actually planned a celebration for. Now, mind you, it was a very small celebration this is true but it was fun but it was great yeah and i am notorious for having grandiose plans that never come to fruition i start planning in like february we're gonna take a cruise we're to fly to Vegas.

And he doesn't ever have the time and, or taxes came along and zapped us of all our money. Yeah. That's usually what happens. So we are now, so this, the fact that I actually planned something, got it arranged, got it paid for, and we went was stunning was stunning yeah it was good thank you you're welcome okay so let's talk about what we did i got a hotel room and at the casino and we went and we invited a friend yep now we started the day with we were supposed to get there early that did not happen happen. No, but your nails look nice. Thank you. Thank you, love. They really did look nice.

And they do still. They're really pretty. So yes, I went and got my nails done and it took hours. It took hours and hours. But when I finally got home, we packed up and we headed out and we got there just in time for check-in and we decided to just kind of leave our bags and head to the casino, right? Now my husband plays blackjack and he, I sit next to him while he does it. That's not true. You play as much as I do. Yeah, but I'm so much wimpier at it. I am so much more like, what should I do? My husband's actually won tournaments of like poker tournaments.

So the fact that like he allows me to sit next to him while he's playing cards is quite the honor, quite the thrill. Shut up. So we played for a little while and then it, we got a message from our friend that he was going to be there soon. Now we invited him because he is one of our favorite people. And we went, so I left my husband at the casino and I took the shuttle back to our hotel. And I stood out in the fucking freezing ass cold for like 20 minutes waiting for this stupid thing to show up.

And when it finally did show up, it was, I was already late to get back to the room because he said he was going to be there at this specific time. And it was like five minutes past that time. Now, mind you, I did give him a key to the room. So he was able to, he would have been able to get in, but he didn't actually make it there on time. So I got there before he did. And then he came in and we hung out for a little bit and we chatted.

And I was, I didn't tell you this but when he he was, when he came to the room and we started chatting, I had like the worst word vomit I think I've ever had with him. I could not stop talking. And I was not talking about sexy things. I was talking about all sorts of like, what the fuck? Stop, stop. And it just, it kept going. and he doesn't know the way my husband knows that when my mouth is going too fast going too long going too crazy shove a dick in it it helps now tell us what you were doing i was playing cards waiting to hear from you and you didn't Huh? No. Okay.

So after the word vomitorium and we got all set up he and i started to play and it was fucking intense it was like really really like emotionally connected deep powerful like passionate fucking and it was actually like really amazing. It was, I can't even describe in words, how fucking great it was. But it was like high intensity, high eye contact, high connection, high, there was a lot of kissing, there was a lot of like, groping and grabbing and grasping, and a lot of begging for cum. It was really nice. Yeah, no, I thought it was great. Absolutely. The videos came out awesome.

So what was your plan? Like, I think probably you should say what your plan was. So my plan was to just have a night away where we could like where I could fuck and eat and fuck and eat and fucking play and fucking cuddle and fuck. And like, that was my goal.

My goal was to have just this weekend of like, spontaneous fucking spontaneous, not like it was like, planned, or we have this window of time or we're gonna do this and then somebody's gonna leave it was one of those things where I kind of wanted this weekend where it felt like we had time to take moments do something and then come back to come back to it and I felt like that was something that we have because everything I do is really transactional Thank you. thing and then come back to come back to it.

And I felt like that was something that we have because everything I do is really transactional. Because everything I do sort of has a clock on it. It felt like this was something that was going to be a little bit more engaging, a little bit more connecting. Gotcha. Gotcha. And that was my plan. my plan for you was that you would have moments to go and do things that you really enjoyed like and having that angst having that my wife is over there fucking somebody feeling yeah and it definitely did that it was it was exactly what what you were going for I think it worked out very well.

Absolutely. And the videos and the pictures that you sent from time to time were excellent. And it was, it was really nice to, to have that and, and do it in the environment of, you know, where we were. So that was a lot of fun. Yeah, I enjoyed that. So after our first round, I texted, I texted my husband because we had made dinner reservations. And I was like, you got to come get us because we're not fucking coming over there. You need to come over here and pick us up. So my husband arrived back at the hotel room and we were hanging out.

We were just sort of chilling on the bed, not really doing very much much and then he walked in and i was like i'm sorry son you need some you need to do some cleanup yeah absolutely so before i could get ready to go to dinner i made him clean me up absolutely and it was great it was fucking awesome and then he had to go to dinner with cum in his goatee. That's true. But we went, we had a pretty good dinner. We had a lot of fun chilling with our friend, just hanging out, having a really great time. Then we headed back to the hotel.

When we headed back to the hotel, it was back to the hotel it was sort of like you know just casual let's he our friend wasn't really a big casino guy so we headed back to the hotel tim dropped us off and then he went back to play and he and i my friend and i we had a second round and the second round was crazy fucking intense again it was this really in-depth emotionally passionate fucking on my side and like twisted this way and twisting that way but it wasn't like circus sex it was more like deep connected like intimate bedroom sex yeah and it was and that I think turned out really well too it did absolutely the videos were I'm in the editing right now fixing them up and they were excellent it was seemed like you guys really had a great time and I know I did and that was freaking phenomenal and so after we got done kind of playing the second time was later in the, it was later in the evening, actually later in the morning, it was very, very early in the morning.

And I texted Tim and said, where are you? Are you coming back? At which point he was like, yeah, I'm heading that way. And so he showed up about 15 minutes later and we were at this point kind of cuddled in the bed. And this was what I was hoping for this moment of just quiet intimacy that wasn't planned sex that wasn't like, we have to rush off to do something we were all just kind of cuddled up in the bed. And then Tim came back and then we started playing again.

And we sort of had this, this threesome that was sort of, you know, me and my friend, me and my husband, me and my friend, me and my husband, back and forth like that. And it was, oh my God, that was so fucking intense. So they were taking turns. Like he was playing with, he was playing with my pussy and this one's kissing me me and then that one's kissing me and that one's playing with my pussy and this one's sucking on my boobs and this one's, you know, it was it was back and forth and it was a lot of a lot of stimulation for me and not going to complain about that at all.

yeah and it was fucking phenomenal because we we had taken the waterproof blanket off the bed and then we needed to put it back on because if we were going to play so i'm on the bed and they're literally like roll roll and they've got it onto the bed but they they didn't get it all the way to the corners to the edges and so as the night wore on my husband ended up in the wet spot. It's not very nice that you're happy about that. I'm just saying. I am just in our bed. The wet spot is almost 100% contained to my side of the bed.

So in this particular moment, when I was middle of the bed, it was really nice that somebody else had to live in the wet spot i'm just saying turnabout's fair play but it was kind of funny because we were playing and i'm of course like it was a total sprinkler system going on but anyway so i i'm fucking our friend and it is like i'm spraying everywhere but then he comes he's like he finishes up and then he's up here and he's kissing me. And my husband's watching me and him kiss while he's fucking me. And he's like, oh my God, that's fucking hot. And he's really enjoying it.

And then my husband starts fucking me. And literally it's like, splish. Every fucking stroke is spraying me and our friend with just girl come yep it was i was glad i was sitting at the other end that's fact because the last time you sprayed on my head last time we played together you sprayed on my head that's very true and then rubbed it in but whatever we won't talk about that We're not going to talk about it right now. But yeah, it was it ended up being such a fun night. I was I had a great time as well. Thank you. That's when everything went downhill. No. Well, okay. So here's the thing.

I'm a woman of a certain age. I don't sleep well. I do not have the ability to control my own temperature. And I am stuck in the middle of two very, very warm men who are putting out BTUs like they're getting paid per. And I can't handle it. I've been up for hours. I'm sitting in the middle of these two people sweating and I finally get up and I'm like, I'm going to go. So I, this is where I'm stupid. Okay. This is, I can't do this because like I, when I'm stuck in the middle, I am trying not to bother anyone. And I won't say to Tim, Hey, move. I got to go.

So instead what I did was I slowly pulled myself out of the blankets the up the headboard jumped up in the middle of the bed and then ran down the middle as if nobody would wake up and then that's what i ended up tripping over his foot and almost killing myself yeah that would be what i would call it yeah i didn't see the downside at the time that's fine it was hella mortifying it was hella mortifying but the nice thing was is that i was able to like steal a pillow and then go sleep on the couch because wow i mean don't get me wrong it's really fun to play but i am not a great sleeper.

So it wasn't going to happen. Like I wasn't going to sleep, but at least in the other room, I could temperature control. This is true. Yeah. So, but it ended up being really, really fun. Yeah. Had a great time. I agree. Okay. So I got a message from a listener and it said, Hey, sexy, how are you? I hope you're doing well. I listened to your podcast and I love it. I feel like I love your raw, honest, unfiltered information in every single podcast. And I want to request if I can, I would like to know what's in your husband's mind.

Every time he sees a guy touching you, like penetrating you, giving you pleasure, what goes on in his mind, because I feel turned on by We'll be right back. husband's mind every time he sees a guy touching you, like penetrating you, giving you pleasure, what goes on in his mind, because I feel turned on by the guy watching you like every time you're talking about him watching you like you're being fucked, and you look at him and you're being fucked. And that's part that that's the part that gets me so much. So I would like to hear a podcast from him.

I mean, you interview with him and ask him what's going through your mind, like, you know, with the details, like what you do and what's the part, the whole picture, the whole scenario, and what's the part that most turned him on the most, like touching the penetration, the more guys, the better that I'm, I'm curious about about i hope you have a wonderful day and you guys are awesome it's awesome everything you guys do okay so what does go through your mind and stop fucking judging me for my inability to read i'm gonna beat you okay So it's,'s started with it started with the feeling of controlled anxiety and evolves quickly into your personal porn star basically your fantasies being played out in real time in real life action your eyes.

So basically, what's going through my mind is how exciting the show is, how excited I am that you're having such a good time. And that although it's not my dick that's doing the penetrative sex, I really do feel like I am part of the sex. Part of the pleasure. I am literally one of the tools in the tool chest that are being used on you and for your pleasure, for your enjoyment. And I truly, I feel better. I don't know. Better is probably not right. I feel good that I am part of this and that when people are having sex with you, it is us. There's an us there all the time. Absolutely.

That it's never just you and someone else and then it's you and me.

I'm literally having for five straight hours exactly and and then we just come home and then i you know that you and i spend some time together but but that's why me playing has never even come to to be because when i start running it through my head I, my, you own personal thing is you know one one transaction then maybe after some time we can have another transaction where if it's you playing with a bunch of guys and me just absorbing everything that's happening and enjoying it continuously it's literally like having continuous sex for five hours and and the excitement builds and the it's getting ready before like all of these things at least for me it's like edging are having sex continuously so it's we get in the car together we stop at the place because we're getting close what did we dress up in my god we're there we're gonna make the walk up I'll see you next time.

get in the car together. We stop at the place because we're getting close. What did we dress up in? My God, we're there. We're going to make the walk up the stairs. Does anybody know what we're about to do? I feel bad for all those people that they don't know and don't get to do it. I mean, literally all of those things build continuously. So it's, you know, I mean, it's continuous and I'm not going to a party to have sex, but I also get myself ready. I make Thank you.

continuously so it's you know i mean it's continuous and and i'm not going to a party to have sex but i also get myself ready i make sure i'm well groomed i make sure that you know i smell good i do all that and i'm not i'm not getting with anybody but to me it's an entire process and and the actual watching the act is crazy erotic to me. You've always been somebody who really enjoys the anticipation, really enjoys the build, really enjoys all the pieces that go into building the foundation before you start building the house.

You've always been the kind of, you've always loved all the aspects starting with you know talking about it beforehand you know no matter what kind of sex we're having that has always been your process and a lot of times you're like building things up creating fantasies watching a little porn doing a little so this is how you create that erotic energy. Absolutely. Yes. You build it piece by piece and enjoy every tiny detail that goes into creating the whole picture because that is what you truly, it's all in the details for you. Absolutely. Yeah.

I've never, you know, I am, I'm not a, you know, a pineapple pinup person, you know, but, but I, I go through all the details and, and try to bring you along. We shop for things together. You know, we, we discuss what, what might happen.

What would be your goals of the day you know how could we make this more exciting those interactions are all building to an amazing scene because again I think that entire process is is exciting and that's kind of one of the things that you and I have really started to develop is building the process and then I am because I'm such a verbal processor doing this podcast afterwards is something that really helps me to connect to what it was what the experience was how I felt how how I felt about you how we felt together it really helps me hone in on because I'm so caught in the tornado of it all when it's happening but that's another thing that it kind of we've always found that even discussing it afterwards talking about it afterwards having me do a writing you doing a writing it all kind of solidifies this event that took place and makes it so incredibly like cemented in our brains and relivable absolutely in that way i like that that is my biggest thing at the end is is being able to relive it and literally play it play it out literally just and every time I come back to something or rethink about something it's it's equally exciting it doesn't lose its doesn't lose its excitement so that's what I think is where when we started doing this that's where I was like we're doing the right thing because it's not oh this is boring let's try something else or be more extreme yeah we're not trying to amp up anything and top the last thing where we've been talking lately is being a little more allowing ourselves to let our hair down and be a little more intimate maybe stop being so transactional yeah i love transactional me too but but to do it a little bit here and there and kind of make it a little a little more rounded for you where you're getting all of the stuff um and that's what we did this last week that was fucking crazy good yeah the fact that it didn't feel rushed and the fact that i was able to live inside of it.

Yeah. During because a lot of times when it's when especially at a party, things are moving so fast, you can't really live in it. You can't really because things are always shifting, things are always changing and you can't just take a minute to.

But this weekend was one of those that I feel like just even booking the hotel getting our friend to come getting the every step of it was something that was just another piece of eroticism that brought all of it you know and having my husband having my husband be a part of these sexual adventures in the way that he is makes it so that this is going to sound very weird but i feel seen very much so i feel very recognized i feel like they're my husband sees every bit of me and loves me for it yeah i would agree with that that's what that's what i'm getting out of you watching so don't know if that necessarily, I don't know if that was what you were looking for as far as the answer to the question, but that's it.

That's what's going on. Yep, that's it. It is a sexual buffet of hotness and greatness that we build step by step. And personally, there's something very erotic about being watched and if you're not a voyeur or if you're not an exhibitionist stop it if you're not an exhibitionist it probably doesn't land the same if you're not a voyeur it probably his his story probably doesn't land the same but the fact that he's able to take in the information and then feel it and feel part of it is part of what makes him such a good cut. Anyway, I hope that answered your question.

Now, thank you all so much for joining me today on the Pineapple Pin-Up The Hot Wife Life.

While I have my husband here, I wanna ask him how he feels about the Love & Honey toys that we've gotten so far they've been awesome i've been very excited about them yeah they uh we've had some really good times and and uh i think everything has been exactly as expected and and more so that's awesome the one that i think the one that i um am most excited about is the the wand holder yeah yes it's the it's a thigh strap that doubles as like you can hold a a dildo you can hold the wand it like it holds a lot of different it's got a lot of different ways that you can utilize it but that thing oh my god making making your wand hands-free motherfucker yes all right thank you so much for joining me today baby i appreciate it um if you would like to get in touch with me you can reach me at pineapple pinup pod at gmail.com you can dm me at any of my socials that are listed in the show description and if you would like to go to love & Honey to support the show, please let them know or please tell them that I sent you and use my promo code PINEAPPLE15 to get 15% off.

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