Bondage and flogging and ... Oh my

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welcome to the pineapple pin up the hot wife life podcast okay so I had a podcast raring to go but I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you a story about last night I am in a phase as we all know I'm in a phase where I am driving for Dick. And driving for Dick is glorious and brings back a lot of memories for me, brings back a lot of anticipation. Because when we first started doing this, it was more likely that I was going to drive for Dick than it was for me to have Dick delivered. Now, don't get me wrong. Dick delivery is fucking awesome. And I still have that. I still get that.

And I'm still looking forward to that. But driving for Dick, because of the fact that it gives you this sense of driving for a purpose and you have to be paying attention. You have to know where you're going. You have to, all of it's kind of working in the background to kind of remind you that this is you taking the opportunity to be your true slutty, authentic self. So where did I drive? Okay, so last night I drove to the BDSM guy, okay? I keep forgetting what I'm naming these people, but that's okay, because you get it. So this is the BDSM guy who flogged me.

He's flogged me a couple times, and this is a story about what we got up to last night. But here's the important tidbit I want you to keep in mind throughout all of this. He listens to my podcast, and I know that he listens to my podcast because many of the words, many of the phrases, many of the things that I say here are filtering back to me through him. It's the same thing that my buddy Jeff does. He listens to me, he hears me, and he learns from what I'm saying. And it is glorious. Now here's the problem.

How many of you have a platform that you can use to get these kinds of things out so that your partner or partners or whatever it is that you're into hear you, understand your fantasies, and give them to you. I'm going to guess not many. So this is by far and away a story of riches. Okay. All right. I have stated that I like being given a list, given tasks, given something, and he did. He gave me a list of instructions. Basically, he said, you're going to come, don't talk, get as few clothes on as possible and sit down. I'm going to make myself a drink.

And then when I sit down with my drink, you're going to do the thing that you're naturally great at. And you're just going to do it until I finish my drink. On your knees in front of me. Okay. I'm naturally great at a lot of things, but I knew he was talking about a blowjob. So then after, and then his next set of instructions was after I finished my drink, you're going to stop. And then you're going to assume the position. And you know the position that I'm talking about. Because I did. Now, here's the mental game that happened. So I showed up.

And of course, I have been driving, and I'm a woman of a certain age, and I am a hydratorrator because if I don't hydrate, things get bad for me. So I got there and immediately I was like pushing past him, going to the restroom and then coming out and starting our whole scenario. So I stripped down and I was standing there waiting for him to, I don't know, go make his drink or something. And he came up behind me and he said, stand still. Let me look at you. And then he did. And he looked at me and he walked around me and he leaned close and he let his breath whisper over my skin.

He let his fingers trail over my hands. And he said, imagine what it's like to be seen. To be seen and understood and know what it is that you want. Don't answer. Just imagine. Okay. So now here I am. A drippy, drippy mess. Like, okay. Okay.

So, and I'm trying desperately to keep all of this inside and mind you I don't know if his instruction to not talk was for the whole thing I tried my very level best to adhere to that because deep down inside beyond the brat there is a submissive little soul inside me and when somebody is actually working very hard at seeing me working very hard at delivering to me working very hard to get my brain to shut down and I trust that my little brat can kind of curl up in the corner and wait to be needed and my little subbie can come out and it is, I don't know.

I don't know how to describe it, but that's what had happened. So I sat down and mind you, he has a leather couch and leather remembers. So I was nice and I put down my waterproof blanket so that my drippy, drippy mess was not something that he had to live with for the rest of his life. And I sat on the couch and I waited. I waited silently, which from all evidence is kind of an impossibility for me to actually pull off, but I did it. Then he sat down and I immediately moved into position. I moved where I needed to be and I began to give him a blowjob.

And this blowjob was artwork it was the kind of really artwork. It was the kind of relaxed giving that really, when you are somebody who likes to be of service, when you are somebody who likes to give, when you are somebody who likes the yummy noises. It is very nice to have somebody just give you free reign and give you the noises. And I worked his cock for a while and I wasn't trying to get him off. I was literally just trying to heighten his experience.

I was trying to tease, torment like raise the arousal to a point where he wanted to be done with his drink and he let me and then he's he can't he he said you have 10 minutes 10 seconds And in those 10 seconds, he counted them down. When he got to four, that was the longest Mississippi second I've ever heard. And mind you, he wasn't saying Mississippi, but he was counting and he was counting at a fairly regular rate until we got to four. And then I did something with my tongue that sort of stopped him in his tracks. And it took a second for it to reinitiate and remember where he was.

That is what I love about a blowjob. I can derail. I can heighten. I can be a vessel of pleasure. And I was definitely not trying to get him off because that is not what that experience was supposed to be about. That experience was supposed to be about my submitting to his authority by giving him just attention. So then we pulled back from the blowjob and he said, you know where you're supposed to be. So he laid out my waterproof blanket and I crawled up on my knees and put my hands on the back of the couch and he handcuffed me. Then he put on a blindfold. Now this is a next level. Okay.

This is, now I don't have my sense of touch and I don't have my sense of sight. That means I have to rely on my sense of hearing and my, you know, my, the smells and just, I have to focus and I'm focused in on all of that. And it makes it so that I'm concentrating on what's happening to my body, as opposed to getting distracted by outside things. I'm not, I don't have to go anywhere. As a matter of fact, I can't go anywhere. I'm handcuffed. I can't have to go anywhere. As a matter of fact, I can't go anywhere. I'm handcuffed.

I can't look at him to gauge what he's doing and how he feels about what's going on. So I can't even alter my reaction based on his reactions. They all just have to naturally come from me. And he's very, very good at doing the thing where he moves very close to my neck and whispers and lets me feel his breath slide across my skin. And that in and of itself, orgasm inducing. And he found so many parts of me that were so incredibly erogenous and gave them attention. And then he flogged me. And he wasn't holding back.

He was thumpy thumpy and he was giving me rough and he was giving me but then he'd be tender and give me tinglys and he'd rub down everything that he just whacked um it was a truly, truly erotic experience. It was something where if you're into impact play, and mind you, I'm not into big impact play. I don't think I'll ever be into big impact play. I don't know that I would ever get on board with a crop ever again after going through that. My poor husband tried to use a crop on me. I'll get it to that story another time.

But anyway, so, but being part of this where I was experiencing impact play and I was experiencing a new kind of impact play because the last couple of times he'd taken it easy on me. He'd given me the soft swirls, the light experience, and only occasionally thump-thumped. This time, it was a lot more thump-thump and a lot less swish-swish. It was a new kind of experience. And I think that's the thing that's really catching me today, is that he went out of his way to exchange – we're in the exact same positions, okay? Nothing's changed about that.

But he found a way to make it a completely different experience, a completely different montage, a completely different emotional experience. So then, because I am literally sitting there dripping on his couch, he got out the wand and he used the wand on me and he used another vibrator like across my ass, but like I don't know how to really describe it, just kind of in the crease but not like in my ass but like I don't know how to really describe it just kind of in the crease but not like in my ass and just kind of let the vibration take over my entire slit and let me just sit there and come.

Then he, I think at that moment he was feeling a lot of what was going on he was it was getting to the point where he had already been worked up and now i was making those pleasured muse, those pleasured. And I think the sound of me accepting that pleasure without any sort of artifice or just trying to do it silently. I'm literally biting my fucking fingers so that I won't say stuff out loud. Because every part of me wanted to engage that. But since he'd taken away my voice, it was something where I had to communicate differently. I had to communicate with the moves of my body.

I had to communicate with the inescapable breaths. I had to do it in such a way that the eroticism of that moment of me not being able to beg, to plead, to top from the bottom with my dirty talk was something that was completely like, don't take away my words. Wow. Because I love using my words. I love speaking my truth. But the fact that he took that away from me was so in and of itself freeing. I wasn't trying. I wasn't trying to think of something to say. I wasn't trying. I was literally trying not to say anything, any means necessary. And that ratcheted up another level of that eroticism.

So then he fucked me. He fucked me on that couch from behind. And he was using his hands all over my body. He was pushing me, pressing me. And it was so incredibly intense. But then we stopped. He uncuffed me. And then he was like, let's move to the bedroom. Now, it was impossible from walking into the house to not see that he had put bondage straps on the bed it was impossible not to notice that this was there but what was he going to do with them what was he going to use them for i promised you that i was i'm going to take a quick break right here to tell you about Love Honey.

Love Honey, they sent me, I got my box, I unboxed it, and I tried the rose. Now, everybody knows that I love my wand. I love my wand. But this Love Honey rose was like, it's just different. It's different. It, um, it has this setting that's like, and it's like, and it's got these different settings and some of them feel like somebody's humming against you. Some of them feel like somebody's growling against you. Some of them feel like somebody's like just pounding away at you with their tongue. It is awesome. It's the only way to describe it. This rose is fucking awesome.

It is worth, like, honestly, I am so glad. And here's the greatest part about it. It's quiet enough that I can use it while my husband's sleeping. So instead of getting woken by my Harley Davidson sounding wand in the middle of the night, it's just this and it is nice oh my god It is so nice and feels really good in my hand. Like seriously, it's got very soft plastic and buttons that are just very well designed. Um, the only, you know, it's the kind of thing where you have to kind of zoom through all of it in order to get to the thing. But yes, no.

As far as my first toy review goes, that rose is right up there. It's freaking genius. I love that thing. It is not so much a suctioner though. I had the impression that it was a suctioner, but it's not, it's more of a tongue. It's more of a, it's very, it's really nice guys. I really like it. But honestly, if you head over to love honey and use promo code pineapple 15, um, it lets them know that I sent you and it gets you 15% off. So they're supporting me. I would love it if you could support them. I found out. He tied me spread eagle to the bed, spread eagle to the bed and it was insane.

Um, I literally was like, I would, I was having a couple of moments. Okay. When you're being bound to a bed, you're putting your body in a position that you really don't have a lot of room to. So I had to negotiate with my body like, okay, We'll be your back. Now you need to uncramp it. So I was finding ways to get comfortable in that position. And I was finding ways to relax my muscles when they were like, we don't want to be in this position. And I was like, we don't have much of a choice. We're going to get through this. We're going to do this.

Now, this is just being a woman of a certain age, a woman of a certain size, a woman of a certain athleticism. Okay. I need to do more yoga so that when I'm stretched spread eagle on a fucking bed, things like my back cramping don't happen. But I'm resilient, motherfuckers. I'm resilient. I found a way to get myself into a position, like stretch things out from where I was because I wasn't willing to give up this well thought, well designed, well intentioned scene. So once again, he got out the flogger. And mind you, when he was flogging me on the couch, he flogged everything.

He flogged my breasts. He flogged my ass. He flogged my back. Like he was very thorough. But when he got me on that bed, he flogged my tits. Like I can't even explain. He flogged them in such a way that they were needy greedy slut bitches on my chest, man. they wanted more they wanted his grip they wanted and the entire time like I'm literally like oh my god if you like I just want to scream touch my tits but I'm again back behind the blindfold I'm letting him do the thing that he wants to do. And giving that to him is so fucking freeing. Okay.

I was able to just sit there and I didn't have to do any sort of performing. I didn't have to do any sort of like couching or trying to figure out what he was thinking. To be completely fucking honest, in that moment, I didn't care because I was put in a position where I couldn't care. There was nothing I can do about it. So all the little, all the little things just float away. So here I am and I am tied down and he's flogged my breasts and he's flogged my pussy and he has Warburton wheeled my entire fucking body from the tips of my motherfucking toes all the way up to my neck.

It was insanity. So he's Warburton wheeled. You pulled out the Warburton wheel and it exponentially raised the awareness that my already very sensitive feet have. I have been experiencing with my husband, my husband and I have been doing a lot of foot play lately and it is insanely fucking erotic for me. It is, it ramps up.

It makes like every time I'm about to come it puts me over the edge um my feet have become something of a trigger point for me so the fact that he's used his Warburton wheel and he's gone over my entire body and he's gone over my breasts with it and like focused on my nipples. And I swear to you, I wanted to crawl out of my, Oh my God, I just, uh, I can't even go there. I can't even describe where I wanted to go because there was no place for me to go. And anyway, so he's paid very specific attention to almost every single part of me. And then he crawls on the bed.

He squirts, I'm assuming it was just lube, but he squirts something on my clit, on my clit. And he starts to rub and he starts to work. and then he starts to rub, and he starts to work. And then he starts to talk about how my clit likes to hide and how she's not hiding anymore. And what a pretty, pretty little clit it is. There she is. She's not hiding now. I can't even tell you. He had his other hand kind of positioned under my ass with his thumb near my vagina. And I was so crazy that I was trying to hump his thumb into myself. I just needed something more to fill me. I just needed some.

And then he gave it to me and then he finger fucked me and I was delirious. It was beyond intense. It was like he had woken up every single bit of everything and I was flying. And then he fucked me. He fucked me and he made demands of me while he was fucking me. He took off my blindfold and he made demands of me. He was like, you squeeze that dick. You squeeze that dick. You don't push me out. You squeeze that dick. And I swear to you, every single time he said it, involuntarily, I contracted down. It was like, I didn't even need to think. He just was commanding it and my body was giving it.

And then after many orgasms, he had freed one of my legs and then he freed the other leg and then we were fucking and then while we were in the middle of fucking he freed my hands and immediately I took my hand and I found that elusive little clit and I worked it hard. It was putting in the time. It was putting in the overtime. I fucking came so hard that I was really not sure of time and space. I came really hard and I was, it, it was insane. It was so crazy. Then I was, we kind of came to a stopping point. I don't think he'd come, but he might have, I don't know. But actually, yeah, he did.

He came for me anyway. So he came and I, of course, was loving that. So then I went to the restroom and I came back and we were laying there. We were laying on the bed, sort of just recouping our breath, recouping our, and then I got up or I said something about, you know, um, thank you so much for letting me give you a blow job. He laughed at that. And then he was like, okay, um, want seconds. And I did. So I went down on him again. And I fucking love giving blowjobs for no other purpose than to get you hot. I don't want you to get off. It's not what I'm looking for right now.

What I want right now is for you to feel crazed, for you to feel a little bit insane, a little bit twitchy, a little bit when I'm on that spot and your leg starts to shake and your eyes are rolling back in your head and you cannot for the life of you figure out what I'm doing that is causing your soul to slightly leave your body, but not quite. So I did that and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the fuck out of doing that. Then I got up because again, I don't understand.

I don't know if you guys know how this works, but if I'm giving a truly unbelievably sloppy blow drop, my nose starts to run and it is tears and it is snot and it is just everywhere. And I'm like, so I got up to use the restroom again and blow my nose.

And when I came back, I crawled across the the bed I pulled a pillow under my chest and I stuck my ass in the air and he took that as a sign and it was a very good he's very good at picking up on clues because he stepped behind me and he fucked me he doggy style fucked me right there on that bed and it was glorious but then I changed and he wasn't getting deep enough he wasn't going far enough and so I laid down one leg cocked to the side and the other leg straight between his and then he fucked me and he fucked me and it was time bending.

It was, oh my God, it was, it was beyond anything that I can physically explain because he was deep and he was pounding me and I would shift my hips and he would go just a little bit deeper. And then it was like, I was stealing his soul. He had mine on a fucking key chain. I don't know, but it was going off. And that position has become something that I have fantasized about that position for a very, very long time. It's something that I wake up in that position and I think, you know, it would be so nice if somebody was just sliding right in there as I'm waking up.

That's a, that's a very non consensual thing to say, but it's true. It's, it's something that I fantasize about as I'm waking up. And I think about that. And it's something of a long standing forever in a day fantasy that always sort of gets me a little tingly before I go and start my day. So the fact that this has become a position that I do fairly regularly, it is beyond. I mean, it is beyond any expectation I ever had of it. And the amount of control I have over the depth of his cock in that position, it's really unreal.

I mean, I don't know of any other position other than probably cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where I have more control over the depth he reaches because it's all about positioning your hips positioning your legs positioning you know and changing and it is so easy to change half a millimeter and have the whole experience just be different. And sometimes that mysterious new feeling is just what puts you over the top. So that was basically where we ended. I packed up my stuff. He gave me a pineapple. I don't have to walk me out. He said, probably good.

And I said, but I told him exactly where I was parked. So if he wanted to watch me walk to my car, he could. So, because here's the thing, when somebody is taking that kind of mental inventory of you, they start to feel a little bit protective of you. And believe me, when I say this, I have seen it in a lot of my bulls. A lot of my bulls want to protect me and it's no skin off my nose if they, if they want to. I like it. I think that it's, it's something that shows that they're affectionate and that they, that they care.

So when he, when I told him that he was like, I better go put on some more clothes then. So he went and he stood on his balcony and he waited for me to get to my car. And then I got to my car and I called my husband and I drove home and I told him the story. Now, mind you, on these weeknight adventures driving for Dick, I'm not really supposed to be out and about till all hours. But last night, I lost all track of time and space. I got home very fucking late, never really got a chance to see or talk to my husband face to face. I came in, he was already in bed, I kissed him good night.

I got into bed, we went to sleep. But I was able to go through all of it with him on the phone before I got home. Now, is that enough? I don't know. I feel like my husband and I missed out on time together, but that was not wasted time. That was not time when I was out doing things that were inconsequential. This was time that actually brought he and I closer together because he got to live in his angsty, cucky little world. And I got to go and experience this thing that I really wanted to experience at some point in my life.

And I wanted to attempt to see if this was something I truly enjoyed. And mind you, every single time I do it, I get a little closer to where my boundaries are and finding out what it is that I like and what it is that I don't like. So having these experiences is beyond any sort of, like, it's super educational. And that is great. And these educational moments actually helped me and my husband to define who we are together. So it was fucking fantastic. And it was a really incredible night. And it was a really incredible, um, full body experience for me. And I felt no shame.

I felt no need to be more than I was. I didn't, it was phenomenal. And I can't say thank you enough. It was, it was really fucking incredible. Thank you so much for joining me today on the Pineapple Pin Up the Hot Wife Life podcast. And as always, you can find my socials they're listed in the meat in the description of the show you can email me at pineapple pinup pod at gmail.com you can check me out on my patreon pineapple pinup the swinger hot wife life.

And if you are interested in taking a shopping trip go to love honey and at checkout you can use the promo code pineapple 15 to get 15 off of your order um that promo code is good as many times as you want to use it um thank you so much for joining me. And again, reach out if you have any questions or comments or anything you want to talk about. Thank you.