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It is not often that Valentines Day lands on a Saturday. We make the most of it
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Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup, the Hot Wife Life podcast. As you know, this podcast is not suitable for work and not suitable for anybody who's not over the age of 18. If you are not over the age of 18, turn around, find something else. All right, today I want to talk about a party that I went to for Valentine's Day. I want to talk about just a couple other topics that are kind of on my mind right now. We went to the Valentine's Day party, same place we went to do the Halloween party. And this is a really great atmosphere, a really great crowd.
But because it's a national holiday, you're not going to get the same kind of crowd that you would normally get. Because this is basically a required date night, you're not gonna get the same level of participation that you do if you are throwing it on just a rando Saturday. Now, mind you, I'm sure if it's President's Day, you're getting the same number of people. But the thing is, is that they're on these dates, on these date days, on these days that are supposed to be you and me and expressing and blah.
You're not going to get that, that kind of person who has that expectation of that holiday to come out. So my husband and I do not have that expectation of the holiday. My husband and I have worked entirely too long in the restaurant industry to be able to say that Valentine's Day is a day that we go out on. We don't do it. There are very few days that most people, like most people go out on Mother's Day, not us.
We're like, no, because it's overwhelming for the people who have to serve so we're just we're one of those people who are like we're gonna stay home rather than deal with the hustle and the bustle but anyway this time we didn't stay home we went on a date now we brought a crew with us this time we brought scoot and we brought jeff to this party because we knew that it wasn't going to be highly populated. But if I'm going to go out, I want to have, I want to have a good time. I want to have people that I know and we can chat and all this other good stuff.
I want to make sure that I've got some people there. So we showed up and we were very late because normally we get there pretty much right when the party starts, but we got there about almost three hours late, which is the cutoff time for when the doors close. Because Jeff was running, Jeff has got a lot of stuff going on on his weekends because when you work a full-time job, it's the only time you have. He was traveling to us for once. So it kind of made it an even longer journey for him. Now we went to this party and this party is fucking phenomenal.
The host, charming, both the host and the hostess, charming, charming people, fun and funny. And last time I didn't get to play with the host. He and I had chatted and talked and giggled, but we never got a chance to play. He did play with Scoot, but that was at the Halloween party. So this time when I showed up, Jeff, because he was running so late, he came to us and then at the party took a shower. And this is not an unusual occurrence, or at least it shouldn't be an unusual occurrence.
If you do not feel like you are spring fresh, you should definitely have the opportunity to utilize the shower because it's there and it's a good, it's good. So he took a shower and then when he came out, he found me and I was like, now let's play. So we unfurled the waterproof blanket that my husband had brought me and we got down to it. And for some reason, Jeff was under the impression that he needed to wring me dry of every drop of fluid I had ever imbibed in my entire life. He was on a mission to nullify my hydration levels, to zero them out, to make me a husk, a shell.
So, and he did a damn good job. Oh my God. He had me squirting. Okay. So positioning on the bed is important when you're a squirter, There's no safe zone. There's no safe way to do it. Whatever is beyond you, whatever is behind you, whatever could possibly be up to the side, it's all in the splash zone, okay? So I try to leave a barrier around myself. So when there pillows on the bed, I try not to face those. I made a mistake. When I got on the bed, I laid on the bed and I was sucking his cock.
And when we shifted into full fuck mode, he kind of maneuvered me around so that my head was on the footboard of the bed and he was, he had his back to the pillows. I think you know where this is going. I think you can tell from the terrain that we are bounding up that you know what's going to happen. Needless to say, I did kind of spray their pillows and I apologize. That is not cool. Having your face in some girl's Thank you. that you know what's going to happen. Needless to say, I did kind of spray their pillows, and I apologize. That is not cool.
Having your face in some girls' cum all night long sounds pleasurable to some people and to other people, the female half of the population. It is not so pleasant. So, and mind you, this entire endeavor between Jeff and I was fraught, fraught with hazards because he at one point lifted up my leg to kind of move it and ended up kicking a poor woman who was fucking a guy right next to us in the face with my foot. And I'm like, sorry, what are you doing? Like, stop abusing people and using me as the fall guy. It was kind of funny. And we all laughed and giggled, and it was a really good time.
He really did try to divest every drop of fluid that I had ever drank in my life through my vagina. And would not let up until I gave him a proper amount of Lake Wanna Come Fuck Me. He was in full architecture mode, full excavating the lake bed, and now we needed to fill it. And so Lake Wanna Come Fuck Me is absolutely a man-made lake. And anybody who's seen a man-made lake knows that it's an endeavor.
and he went to full like full mode i was hanging off the end of the bed by the footboard now this bed was had a high headboard medium mattress and then low footboard and then beyond that footboard there was a mattress like a like a auxiliary mattress that was for fucking that they brought in and placed there so that there was extra play spaces and I'm not kidding you he fucked me so that my head was literally banging against the footboard while I'm spraying the entire town it was the poor lady next to me I'm like I should have brought a fucking poncho so all in all she was giggling at everything I was doing because she thought it was freaking hilarious and we and that's the kind of fucking that I enjoy and Jeff was in full mode like full like give it to me.
And yes. And then I give it to him. Good girl. Oh my God. Yes. So good. So the host was sort of observing, watching, you know, watching the town, watching what was going on, making sure that everybody was having a good time. And as soon as Jeff and I sort of slowed down, um, he kind of stepped in and he was like, all right, then I didn't get to play with you last time. So let's go. And I was like, okay. Um, I of course had to fold up my waterproof blanket to find a dry spot because that's just the truth.
The truth is, is that if you're going to wring out every drop of fluid from me, it's going to leave a mess. And that mess is something that like it's covering him. It's covering me. And thank God we have this waterproof blanket because if not, it would be ruining everything. So I rearranged it so that I'd have a dry spot to lay on. And then he and I began to play. Now, he basically made a point of the fact that we had not played the last time I had shown up at his party.
He was very interested in playing with me, but just logistics and timing and everything just didn't work out because when I was playing, he was not, and when he was playing, I was not, and it was just, it didn't work out. So this time, he was very adamant that he get a chance to play, and I was all for it because, I mean, adorable, adorable, charming, so much fun, just a great guy. So he and I begin to play. And he mentions that he did not want to miss his chance this time, so that's why he was standing around waiting. He's like, I was in queue. And I said, oh, we have a ticket taker.
And he screams over his shoulder, hey, Tim, my ticket's in my pocket. Because that's the kind of shit that's fun and funny and makes everybody relaxed and it gives it heightens everything because I laugh with my whole entire core I laugh and it's a kegel and that means that you've got delicious clenching and you've got muscles that are rippling with every laugh I give and like every giggle is a shiver. I think that laughter is one of the things that cannot be expressed enough during a sexual encounter. Now, mind you, not laughing at someone, but laughing with someone.
Laughing creates a common language. It creates a common bond. It creates a connection, an instant connection. And you don't have to have to get deep. You don't have to talk to your therapist about it, you know? So he and I were making all sorts of ridiculously funny jokes.
once the ticket taking started happening i said you have to be at least and he goes believe me i'm tall enough to ride the ride and i said we don't measure height here at which point the girl next to me was giggling hysterically because that's that's the community we were building we were building fun funny atmosphere he and i played And it was so much fun. It was such a good time that I, I mean, I was, I was, yeah, it was great. Now, mind you, it was a slower party. Those were the only two people I played with that night. And it was fun to hang out with my friends.
And it was fun to chat with the hosts. And the and the host is like I said the host and host is super fucking charming and we ended up outside in front of a fire pit so there was a smoky smell to everything and it was so much fun and I really really enjoyed it. Now mind you this party's only like 40 minutes from my house it felt, it felt like a zip to get home, but yeah, it was a good time.
There are a lot of people are talking about what is it that I get that cucks get out of this lifestyle and now I can't speak to that but the thing is other than great sex and great orgasms what is it that brings hot wife people to what what is it that brings the hot wives now mind you yes fucking other is exciting and fun, but that's not probably the sole reason why we're doing it. There's something else there.
There's something else that is blended from the connection between our cuck and ourselves that's blended in, that's rooted in that, that's rooted rooted in that relationship my cuck my husband is insanely turned on by me he thinks of me as his own personal porn star and by sharing me he gets a charge out of the fact that he's proving to me that other people feel that way about me too. He's getting a charge from watching me get joy and orgasms and excitement. And he's getting all of that through that empathetic compersion connection. Okay. So what is it that makes me feel closer to my cuck?
What is it that makes me feel more intimate with my husband? What is it that opens my communication with my husband when that physical connection is not happening between me and him? That physical connection is happening between me and, you know, my bull and my friends and my random stranger who showed up at the same party as me. The thing is, is that my connection to my cuck, to my husband is not, is, is so enhanced by every cuck that I take. It's enhanced because that's another moment where I can share with him how he felt, how I felt. And it gives us a commonality of language.
It gives us a commonality of understanding. He's empathetically attached to everything that I'm doing. And I am sharing all of that with him. I am sharing and we're coming back together and we're creating the intimate moment in the moment, an intimate moment after the moment, an intimate moment talking about what's going to happen again in the future. We are connecting in these moments, in these scenes, in these places where I'm being taken by another man. We're connecting on a deeper level because he is so invested in my pleasure. And believe me, I too am playing that market.
I am invested in my pleasure. I am invested in my bull's pleasure. I am invested in, because here's the thing, men have varying reactions to a woman who squirts. But for the most part, the fact that it a physical manifestation of a job well done, of a I'll see you next time. For the most part, the fact that it, a physical manifestation of a job well done, of a true honest to God orgasm coming from a woman, because we're mysterious motherfucking creatures. We are so, like, it is so hard to tell. Is she squeezing?
Well, like, is she, like, what is, like, does she have so much muscle control that I can't tell the difference between an organ? But when a woman squirts, it is a physical manifestation of proof that they did a good job. And it feeds them. It feeds their pride. It feeds their, it feeds their good job button. Okay. Good job. Good job.
And whether I say it or not, they know that they accomplished the goal that they set out to accomplish because no man walks into, well, I'm sure there are men who walk into a sexual encounter and don't care if a woman orgasms, but if a man is worth his salt and he is trying to have Thank you. men who walk into a sexual encounter and don't care if a woman orgasms. But if a man is worth his salt and he is trying to have pleasurable sexual relations with a woman, he is going to want to get her to the same place that he gets to.
He wants to get her to her cookie, to her orgasm, to the to to the end of the rainbow. And I know that because of the fact that I can provide that physical, like I can, like I can't really stop providing that manifestation, that physical signal that they've done a good job, that it is giving the bull something. It's giving him a sense of accomplishment. And the fact that everyone can see that he got me off is a badge of honor for him.
And the fact that my husband can see that he got me off is a moment of joy for him because he is, that's his whole goal, is to heighten my pleasure, to bring me to the next level of sexual gratification, an arena he's not entirely sure he's 100% capable of getting me to. But here's the truth.
The sex with my husband, since we started doing this, and mind you, sex with my husband has always been good because that man is dedicated to getting me off so but sex with my husband since I started being a hot wife has gone astronomically better like like we have gotten like it's insane how good because he and I are communicating and we're talking and the dirty talk between us is fucking off the charts the fact that we can talk about that cock and how it slid into me and how it took me and like made me come so hard that water shot out of me in every direction.
And there were people in the nearby neighborhood that were like, where'd the rain come from? Like the fact that we can talk about this and we can rehash these moments that were highlights, that we can talk about this thing that we both witnessed in from different angles and recap and go into is so incredibly sexually connective. We are connecting on many more levels because of the fact that I fuck other men. And that to me is heightening my sexual arousal with him. It's heightening my sexual arousal with myself. I am so in tune with my body. And mind you, there's always room to grow.
There's always room to experiment. There's room to move to the next level. There's limits because we have come to this place where we talk about fantasies. We talk about things we find hot. We talk about how we talk to one another. And even just having a conversation about words that you find either sexually gratifying or are limits for you is so incredibly sexy and so incredibly sexually connecting. And the intimacy level between us is beyond anything I thought it could be.
So what it's given me is a new lease on my marriage it has given me the opportunity to become closer to because as I may have mentioned the only man I was ever able to date was my husband because in my youth I don't know what was I don't know what it was but I got bored real easy and now I'm kind of, I'm kind of in this Renaissance period. I'm in this Renaissance area of reclaiming a thing that I never knew I could have. I'm reclaiming the opportunity to get close to more people, something I never really did.
And now all of a sudden, I have this reawakening of opportunity to get close to people like Jeff, to get close to people like Tripod, to get close to them. It is not something I take lightly anymore. but letting people in deeper to my soft, squishy, marshmallow-y center just makes my soft, marshmallow-y center warmer. There's something about the fact that you think all the time that you're going to, when you expose yourself, that that's an opportunity for you to be hurt. That's an opportunity for somebody to attack you.
Sometimes getting the ability, having that safe framework to find that letting more people in just makes things warmer. Having my husband be that safe place that allows me to launch into more intimacy and become more open and become softer and more feeling forward is a gift. I mean, it's a gift.
And I'm not sure that anybody cares what I'm getting out of this lifestyle because I think everybody's pretty sure that what I'm getting out of it is orgasms because I'm not sure that anybody cares what I'm getting out of this lifestyle, because I think everybody's pretty sure that what I'm getting out of it is orgasms. Because I'm not shy about the fact that's what I'm looking for. I want those. I love those. But I'm getting more. And all of the sudden, I'm expanding my friendship circle. I'm expanding so many parts of myself and being more vulnerable and being more connected.
And that connection to my husband, every time I get softer, is benefiting him too. Okay, y'all so if you have not headed out if you've not headed over to privateadventures.net they are constantly throwing like they're gonna have something coming up for saint patrick's day and it's gonna be i'm not sure what it is yet but i'm pretty sure they're gonna have something coming up for saint patrick's day so let's get on that let's get over there let's check it. Patrick's Day. And it's going to be, I'm not sure what it is yet, but I'm pretty sure they're going to have something coming up for St.
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