Tale of Two Sundays

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup, the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's podcast, I'm going to tell you a tale of two Sundays. And then I'm also going to read something from a recent listener. All right, so I had a date with a guy that I have known for a while. Um, I met him at one of our parties and he actually met, I had a threesome with him and Andrea. He's that's him. We're going to call him K. Okay. So, and when I say date, I literally don't mean dinner and a movie, wine by the river, watching the sun. I don't mean any of that.

I don't mean anything that could slightly be construed as romantic. I literally mean I invited him over to my house to fuck. And that's the extent of my date. Okay. So I invited him over and he was supposed to be there earlier than he got there. And he didn't get there until he was about 40 minutes late. And on a Sunday, my husband and I are basically winding down, gearing up, doing all the things that we have to do because the work week is coming on hard come Monday. Okay. A lot like everybody. Okay. The work week is coming on hard and we don't really, we don't do a lot of late Sunday nights.

Okay. And when I have a quote unquote date scheduled, that means that I'm not going to eat before because in order for me to eat before, I can't do things like give a blowjob. Because like one of my biggest fears is literally vomiting on somebody's dick. I have a gag reflex. I am not one of those women who is blessed to be like, oh, I can get it right down. I don't have a gag reflex. I do. I have a gag reflex and it works. It works like it's supposed to. It works like it's supposed to to keep me from dying. So anyway, I have a gag reflex.

And so therefore, if I eat something, I'm not going to give a blowjob, especially not to a guy who's got a dick so long that I am afraid I'm going to get vertigo climbing on top of it. And I mean that. And I mean that sincerely, because this guy has a massive long dick. He's a very short man, and I call him a tripod, because he is a tripod. He has a massive long dick. And so I, because of the fact that I know that if I eat before I see him, I'm not going to, but here's the other thing that was going on that day. I had a sore throat. I'd had a sore throat for a couple of days.

Allergies were really getting to me. I had woken up with sinus pressure and a sore throat and it ended up not being like an illness of any sort because it kind of faded. So I had a sore throat and I felt like it was only right to share that information with him because if he's going to come over here and he's going to spend time with me, then he should know that there's the possibility that I might could have be something, you know, it's not fair to other people to not give them the forewarning.

So I told him that I had a sore throat and he said, okay, so I'm not going to stick my dick down your throat, which I thought was really gallant. Despite the wording, I mean, the fact that he took the time to think about the fact that if he put his dick in my throat, it was probably going to cause it to be more irritated. I felt that was really sweet. So he came over and like I said, the man is a fucking tripod and he has the girth to match. I mean, he is, he has like, wow, he's a tripod for a reason. It's a third fucking leg. So he and I are fucking and it is good.

I mean, it is good, like mostly missionary because let's be, let's be honest. This guy does not get, um, he, he can't fit in most, in a lot of positions. So I have to find ways to, you know, be a little bit more open, be a little bit more accommodating. And we had, we had such a great time though. But he is very intense when he fucks. He's very intense, like eye contact and and growling and it's it's all very very hot and i personally like i like a little dirty talk i like a little um i like a little animalistic. I like that stuff. He and I have a very good rhythm.

Now, he's probably not what I would consider the bull of my dreams. He's just not, He's not, um, we haven't delved that deep into my personal desires. And because we haven't delved that deep into my personal desires, we don't have that kind of, um, shorthand. And there are some that I do have that great, a great shorthand with, and that I, I, I need to get back in touch with Jeff. That's all I'm saying. And it was great. It was a lot of orgasms. It was a very short period of time. But the crazy thing was, okay, so I'm literally fucking him and it starts raining. And then I have an orgasm.

Um, one of those orgasms that is just sort of like waterworks. And as I'm coming, as I'm floating through the haze of my orgasm, I hear a weird rumbling and it pulls me out for a second.

It pulls me out for a second and I am trying to figure out what the hell is going on because that is a weird noise and I want to know where it's coming from because I'm a very cautious person okay I need to know what's happening in the world around me because of the fact that I come from a lot of trauma so I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that I am not ever present cognizant of what is happening around me. Even when I'm fucking sleeping, I can usually tell what's going on. And I know when a noise wakes me up. I know. I know what it is. I know where I'm at.

I know everything as soon as I wake up. It is a trauma response that I have built throughout the years. So, um, no matter how safe you get, you never forget your childhood, right? So anyway, um, so I hear this noise and I'm literally looking around and I'm like, what the hell is that? And my husband, and I said, and I looked at my husband and I said, was that thunder? And he goes, yes, it was. And I said, did I create that as a joke? Because I thought I was fucking funny. And he was like, no, babe, I don't think that was you. But then we started fucking again.

And as soon as I had another orgasm, let the thunder roll. Every time I had an orgasm, thunder would roll. It went on like that for like 15 or 20 minutes. Every time I had a fucking orgasm, the thunder would roll. And at some point you start to think. Is it me? Because I mean, come on. And then one time I had an orgasm and I literally paused to wait and it took about 10 seconds, but then the thunder rolled. So I might have been creating my own myth there. That might've been me. That might've been me creating my own story, but that's okay.

Creating your own story in those moments can be fucking hot and funny and worth giggling about and so much fun. And that was basically how our night went. The thunder rolled, well, I rolled and then so did the thunder. It was awesome. It was so much fun, and it was so great, and it was really hot. And I really, really enjoy nights like that. Even when they happen late, I really enjoy them because it's another hot moment. And mind you, that entire weekend, that was the weekend that I went to two parties on Saturday.

So it was so like draining me of all my tensions, draining me of all my worries, draining me of just everything because it was so sex positive that weekend. That weekend was this kaleidoscope of fucking and coming and reclaiming and hot moments. It was a great weekend. I wish every weekend was like that weekend. But you know, at the same time, we're going to talk about, I'm going to talk about another weekend and we'll get to the other side of that coin. All right. So this is, for me, it was for me, it was so much fun and I cannot wait to do it again. And I'll leave it at that.

So we had a long weekend um fourth of july and which was on a friday for thank thank goodness because a friday a wednesday fourth of july is like coitus interruptus it's like you got to go to go to work two days, you got to, you take off one day, you can't do anything on your one day off, and then you go back to work for two days. It's a middle of, it's a midweek clusterfuck is all I'm going to say. So this year it was on Friday and it was glorious. So my husband and I spent the weekend together all weekend.

And because of the fact that 4th of July tends to be this like traveling day, it tends to be everybody's got plans kind of day, tends to be a whole weekend of of plans nobody really does a party or does an activity and even if they did my husband and I would be hard-pressed to want to go and that's because of the fact that we are we're not great at driving on drunk holidays we're not we ever since we had kids we were like I have get home to them. So we don't really go out on drunk, on drinking holidays, um, or as we call it amateur night.

Um, so because of the fact that it is a notorious drinking beer in the sun kind of day and people lose track of how drunk they're getting. It tends to be a lot of drunk drivers on a holiday weekend like this one. So we just try not to go out. And that was our motto. And so we decided to stay in. And this was one of those weekends where I was grateful that we had zero plans, that we were not going anywhere, that nothing was happening because I don't know.

this was one of those weekends where I was grateful that we had zero plans, that we were not going anywhere, that nothing was happening because sometimes you need that. Sometimes you need to recharge your vanilla battery, your vanilla life. You need to sit in the same room and share time with your person. and it's okay to not be out there skating the skating in the wildlife okay it's it's and it for me it was such a it was an amazing weekend like legit amazing my husband and I we did things that we really needed to get done.

And then we took two entire days to sit together and reconnect, reconnect about all of the things that we wanted to get accomplished, reconnect about all the things that we wanted to do and just reconnect. I had a friend come over Sunday morning to, because we're all, the three of us are going to a lifestyle event in December, Naughty Noel. And we are really excited about it. And so the three of us are going together.

My friend, my friend, Oh, oh um my friend scoot who's been on the podcast before she's coming with us so we are really super excited about and we were signing up for that and we were getting everything taken care of and then we started and then i got a text from j. And he was like, hey. And I was like, hey. And he was like, you around? So I agreed to see him. And so he came over late Sunday afternoon. And this is what I'm talking about. This right here is I've had this really relaxing weekend where I didn't have to be anywhere. I didn't have any plans.

I didn't have a schedule I needed to set to get, I could just lounge around and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing. And it was beautiful, and it was wonderful, and it was yes. So my husband and I were hanging, and Josh came over, and it has been a very long time since Josh I hung out. And the reason for that is because I have cock blocking children. I have cock blocking contractors. I have cock blocking lifestyles going on right now that is so fucking frustrating. But I have literally every single time I've set up a date with this gentleman, I have been cock-blocked.

And it's like, I can't win for losing. So finally, I've got a day, I have no interruptions, and I can finally get some dick from Josh. So I say, so I agree, he comes over. And it has been so long that he and I are both like, good goddamn. And we fucked. And I'm not talking about your, I'm not talking about even our normal. Like he was like, I am hungry for this and we are going to do this thing. And he fucking kept eating my pussy. And I was like, thank you. And then he, and then, oh, but okay.

So let me start at the beginning we started in missionary he ate my pussy and then he and then he fucked me one arm one leg hooked over his arm one leg hooked around his back we are fucking and it starts it the literally, I'm making a mess. And he's like, there she is. This is what I've been missing. I have been missing this. And then he decides he wants to take me from behind. So I move into position, and he is fucking me at the edge of the bed, doggy style, face down, ass up, legs spread. And he's fucking me.

And it is going very well, but I need to push him out in that position in order to get some of the pressure from all of that come, like building up in there. So he wasn't really super happy with me pushing him out. So I moved positions and I brought my knees together, my ass down, my head up, and my back arched. This means that my tits are swaying and my ass is in the perfect position and he is fucking me and it is like choirs were singing i was coming so much so hard i was coming and coming and coming Thank you. I was coming so much, so hard. I was coming and coming and coming.

And that position, because as he enters, he's kind of going into an uphill slide. So he's going up in, up in, and that is dragging him right across my G spot, right across my G spot and ending him right at my A spot. And he is hitting every fucking note in between. In between G and A, he is hitting every motherfucking spot. And I swear to you, I was like, yes. It was so fucking good.

And then I've got got him I'm pulling his hand so he's holding my tits so that he's when he's fucking me and one thing about Josh is he doesn't grip he doesn't grip with his hands and I don't know if he's it's because he being cautious and he's being, or if he's just not a grippy kind of dude. But in that moment, what I wanted was that grip and that animal and that yanking me back by my flesh, you know, like the, that pulling me onto that cock in that animalistic way. But just even holding my tits was nice at that point.

And I was, and obviously it didn't matter because I was coming like a fucking freight train. And he fucked me like that for so long. He thought he'd worn me out. He thought he had worn out my squirt. so we took a break and scrambled around for some condoms. And then he came back and he, and I tried, and I started riding him. And then I turned around and I rode, I started riding him cowgirl. And then I turn around and I do reverse cowgirl. And at that moment, he's like, nope, I got to go. I got to go to the bathroom. I got to go. So he gets up and he runs and does his stuff.

And then I come, he comes back in and I'm laying on the bed and he has me on my side, one leg straight, one leg bent over his hip and he starts fucking me in that position now we're on the other side of the bed far away from the protective layers I have put down and this means we're on my husband's side of the bed and he literally was like it's fine because I've worn out her squirt that is not not what happened. What he had done was warmed up my squirt to the point where I was just a fucking fire hose. And I was going. Yes, yes.

Every single thrust was like another mini orgasm that created another flood. It was amazing. It was so hot and it was so good. And we ruined my side of the bed to the point that he had to put an extra blanket down in order to be able to sleep there. I felt a little guilty. Then again, not so much. but it was, it was so many different positions and so many different, um, can. much. But it was so many different positions and so many different configurations of what we do that it was beyond hot. I mean, I can't even begin to tell you. It was like reconnecting.

It was this moment when you have the shared history, but it's been so long that it becomes a little bit of a mystery. And then everything that, and now all of a sudden you feel comfortable enough to explore new things, but you're not stuck in a pattern somewhere. It was great. And it was so much fun. And it was exhausting. I was, I was wiped. I was like, okay, I can go to sleep now. I mean, he relaxed every bone in my body and I could not have been more grateful. Um, and it was really, really hot.

It was really fun to reconnect in this deeply primitive, deeply like, it was really, it was really good. It was really, really good. And I was, so it was like two very different Sundays, but two very good in their own way Sundays. And I think that you can understand why there's pleasure in both. Why the pleasure from capping a weekend of hedonistic pleasure with a tripod is good. And capping a weekend of lazy, quiet reconnection with some long lost dick is also super important. It all makes sense and it all works.

And of course, anytime that you're getting, anytime that you're getting lifestyle sex is crazy and fun and wild and gives you that exhilaration. And I don't know if there's anything else that you really need to say about that because lifestyle sex is in and of itself kind of a its own thing it's a it's its own kink really and the the societal moral And the societal morality of it brings a new layer of heat to it. Even if it's completely consensual in your marriage, there's something that other people would judge about it. Okay.

So the fact that you are subverting normal society rules gives you an added layer of heat to this act that in and of itself is pretty hot. So there are so many layers to lifestyle sex. And there's so many layers to because it is all of the heat, heat of the cheat, but without any of the guilt. It's the excitement of the new with the comfort of the old. It is all of those things. And the fact that I have an audience and the fact that I have this. All I have are people surrounding me that want to give me pleasure.

And I'm going to speak to the women right now because I know you're out there and I know that you're listening and I know that you're like, but imagine that for 45 minutes, everyone in the room is focused on what you need instead of asking you for what they need. Just take that in for a second. A moment in time when it is about what you need, what you want, what you are, and not about anyone, not about what they need, not about their pleasure. It is 100% focused on pleasuring you and making sure you get everything that you need.

And I know that every one of you can feel what I'm talking about right now. Okay. So I'm going to read a thing that I got from a new listener. I just discovered your podcast yesterday while looking for Cuckolding Hot Wife podcasts and resources. It blew my mind. I listened to literally 10 episodes today itself. It has been a fantasy of mine for a long time, and I have listened to other podcasts to understand my cuckold sexuality better, and yours really stands out. Thank you, by the way.

I'm happily married to my lovely and gorgeous wife, and I have discussed my fantasy with my wife a few times. She's a BBW just like yourself, and it is so refreshing to hear your perspective on this lifestyle and how empowered you are as a hot wife. My wife is super shy and insecure about her body and her body image, but hopefully she feels empowered by her own beauty and sexuality to explore more. I listened to your cuck cleaning podcast and you had mentioned that you were curious about how other cuck stag perceptives regarding cream plague cleanup from their hot wives cuckold dresses.

So I thought I would share mine. Given that I have not yet had the fortune of being cucked and being asked to clean up a bull's cuck from my wife, the biggest turn on for me is the act of being submissive to my wife. I love the idea of receiving a command from my wife to clean her up and feast on hers and her bull's juices from inside of her. It's like literally consuming the embodiment of my wife's pull on other men and their burning passion for my wife. I also like the superiority and her command of our sex lives at the same time.

It makes me feel objectified as a servant of her pleasure and providing her after play and after care. Like she's behaving as a queen and she doesn't even have to go to the shower to clean herself up when my wet mouth is there to clean her up. It jives me nuts. I love your husband's perspective as well about prepping you before getting you ready to reclaim you. But I thought I would share my thoughts as well. Um, okay. So let's revisit for a second.

The cuck life is, I'm learning so much more about it because ever since I went on, um, cuck my life, the podcast, um, which that episode, I have no idea when it's airing, but I will let you know. Ever since I found their podcast, ever since they reached out to me and we started talking, I listened to their podcast. And it is so interesting to hear the perspective from the other side, to hear what it is that they are, what they're there for. And each one of them leads a very different life and it leads a very different, um, relationship to their wives and their and their cuckoldresses.

But it's, there's some common themes that run through. There's a lot of that cuck angst and learning more about it myself has given me a perspective on it that I didn't have before a lot of things were explained to me that that especially sexually a lot of men are looking for female-led relationships for a little bit of time off from being the head of the household they're looking for a little bit of time off from being the head of the household. They're looking for a little bit of time off from being the one who has to make so many of the decisions. And believe me, I get it. I get it.

I understand it entirely. And I'm starting to feel myself more in a lot of ways as more of a switch, as more of a taking the lead at times when that's necessary and taking the submissive role at times when that's necessary and not feeling the angst of it, not feeling the self-consciousness of it, okay? Because when you are, because here's the thing, I do take the lead in a lot of things that I do in my life. I take the lead. I take the forefront. I don't ask for a lot of help. I don't, I am going to go it alone because asking for help can be very disappointing.

So I don't, I tend to be like, I need to get some shit accomplished. And rather than wait for other people, I'm going to just get it done. And those are the times when I'm really deep in that, that I need to feel submissive, that I need that power stripped back and all of that decision making stripped away so that it's just me, just me following commands and getting pleasure for it and just letting someone else take that lead. But my husband is in the exact same boat.

He spends his entire day making decisions, sending people here, doing this, making sure that gets taken care of, following up on that, managing this, taking care of that. He spends all of his time making decisions for so many people that sometimes it's nice when I look at him and tell him, hey, get down there and clean this pussy up. Get down there and lick away the evidence of somebody else. Get down there and realize that somebody else has been here and that happened because you wanted it. Get over here and lick away the evidence of your desires being met.

Taste that on your tongue and then fuck me. Taking that strong, dominant role in that particular moment for me, it's really hot. It's really good. It's really empowering. It's really gratifying. But having a bull step in and say, okay, I want you to suck my dick now. And I'm like, okay, that's, that's great too. So I'm starting to feel that as my relationship to the lifestyle blossoms, that I am feeling my power and my submission. I'm starting to feel both in a way that is so incredibly organic and intrinsic, that I don't need to be one or the other.

Each relationship will define itself and I can either let go or take the reins. Those are my options. And that for me is empowering in its own way. It releases me from any sort of defined role that I must play and gives me the opportunity to explore more. i think that cuck cleanup is one of the few places where you can truly see those relationships manifest. I'm excited to know even more about myself, to know even more about my different sides. I am so grateful that I have had the opportunity to find my personality, my truth. No matter when it comes, it's always this epiphany.

It's always this breath of fresh air. It's always this release of expectations and having to stick to some defined little cube. I'm so glad that I have, that I've been on this journey for as long as I have and that my husband has explored this journey with me. And sorry, some of this shit is coming to me real time and you're here for it. So thank you. Um, I am, I'm, I am glad that I have found the lifestyle that has given me the ability to find that inner respect that to, to find the strength to look inside and see what's really there.

To peel back all of the layers of morality and societal expectations and see what's really, truly there and see where it is that my power lives. because it's easier to go through life when you know truths about yourself. It's easier to understand and quell the demons that reside within you if you know how to.

If you know they're, they're triggers and you, and you know how to if you know their their triggers and you and you know how to ease them it and this whole thing has opened my eyes so i want to talk about um privateadventures.net really quick so privateadventures.net just opened um just set up a blog and their blog is about sexual wellness and um you know breaking stigmas, taboos, getting into the pleasure without all of the baggage. Um, I'm going to read you a really quick, uh, blurb. So let's, this is directly from privateadventures.net new blog. Uh, let's be real.

The adult industry sometimes gets a bad rap, but that's usually based on old school shame or misinformation at privateadventures.net.net. We believe in body positivity, inclusivity, and judgment-free space. Curious newbies dipping their toes in the world of lubricants or exploring that first vibrator to experience folks venturing into BDSM or anal play. Everyone is welcome here. This is super important. Sorry, back to me now. This is super important that we take the time to figure out and discuss what it is that we're looking for in our relationships.

Um, one of the things that really helped my husband and I break into this world was role play, was toy play. It was one of the precursors to us being emotionally and emotionally and mentally ready to take those next steps. My husband and I played a lot. We did a lot of role play. We did a lot of toy play. We did a lot of stuff before we ever ventured into this world, before we got into a place where, and it gave him a place to fantasize from. And it was really awesome to have that ability to play openly, to play through the fantasy without any judgment, without any.

And toy play is one of those things that I cannot recommend highly enough. Toy play is one of those things that can bring you pleasures you didn't know were out there, that you didn't know were possible. And because of the fact that you may not know that they're possible and you may not know how, you may not know how you're going to react to it. This is really just exciting. And I highly recommend going to privateadventures.net, taking a look around, reading their blog, seeing what they have to offer.

That might be something that triggers a new fantasy for you, triggers a new fantasy for you and your partner. I'm really excited what they're doing over there and I cannot recommend it highly enough. If you do stop by, please make sure you use the promo code PINEAPPLEPINUP10 to let them know that I sent you. Thank you so much for listening to the Pineapple Pinup, the Hot Wife Life podcast today. I am so happy that you are here. And to all my new listeners, thank you. Thank you so much for coming. If you need to reach out to me, you can reach me at pineapplepinuppod at gmail.com.

I am on the socials. I'm on the Insta. I'm on the Twitter. And my Twitter handle is pineapplepinpod, at pineapple pin pod. So you can reach me. You can reach me there. You can reach me. I'm setting up a pay. I have my Patreon set up and it's going to, I'm going to have some bonus content on there. And I'll let you know when I got, when I have it all set up and the paywalls and all that stuff, um, and none of this is going to change.

I'm going to still be exactly who I am right now, where you're, where you're finding me, but I'm just going to add the second layer so that that way, if you want to support the podcast, you can. Um, but anyway, feel free to reach out to me because as you can tell, I love hearing from people. Thank you.