Saint Patrick's Day Party

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pin-Up Hot Wife Life Podcast. Today we're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with a story about St. Patrick's Day party that we attended. Hang on and enjoy, and please forgive my terrible Irish accent. evening in venevers hosted a saint patty's day party and it was by all accounts a smash hit i however made a couple of missteps in my evening's activities the first of which was getting their way too early um there was a lot of traffic so we were not as early as we would have been, but we got there just when it started.

So we had to sit through a much longer time period than we normally would have before we started playing. That kind of worked out in the end though, because we were able to chat with more players as they came in. Kat was there making cupcakes and frosting and decorating while Elle and I discussed book publishing. I found out that a frequent player at the party, Elle, had published a book. It's rice. She describes it as racy and spicy.

I haven't had an opportunity to check it out myself because I keep forgetting the name of it um hopefully i will figure that out soon and i'll try to put a link in the bio somewhere but being a hopeful novelist myself this was so much fun to chat about i am really glad that we faux pod and got there so early the next misstep i made was in my choice of outfits. Now this is a green theme and my closet is not really overflowing with the green garb. So I had an idea that I would wear this green corduroy jacket with a skirt combo and a draped chain shirt with no bra.

But the skirt didn't fit since it had been so long since I last needed to wear green. So I pivoted and I wore a pleather bustier with a pleather skirt in black and a long green sweater. The bustier had garter straps so now I'm hunting for stockings that are going to work with this outfit. I settled on off-white with red lace top and that red stocking line that goes all the way up your leg. My husband assured me that the line was straight, but when I got to the hotel, I discovered that the stockings were at Best Buy because that line was nowhere near straight. Thank you.

but when I got to the hotel, I discovered that the stockings were at Best Buy because that line was nowhere near straight. Now, the plan was to keep the bustier on with the stockings and kind of give a new image of me. A little Dom, a little French made stockings, no panties, but let's get real. I have 44 double G breasts and there's no way that I'm going to a party where men are going to be satisfied with me holstering the girls. Letting them play solely with the fountain of fun just isn't going to happen. I was, it was three minutes past the instructions before my breasts were on request.

Realizing that there was no way to keep the look intact, I did the only thing I could do. I stripped down. Starting at the straps on the top, I wiggled and shimmied until the bustier and stockings had come off in one fell swoop. Now my nipples are pierced and this was the day that I chose to wear angel wing nipple bars with clear gems. In the glow of the black light, my finger and toenails aglow, my nipple shimmering, my pussy damp, it's time to get started.

I took one aggressive man in my mouth and from the noises he was making, I was doing good work, but the equipment is a never hard variety. So I was getting kind of mixed signals. Jeff, my friend who you may have, you may know from a previous episode was behind me warming up my G spot, like a true squirt loving explorer. Now he knows me well and is a listener, which I'm grateful for. Shout out. Let's set up a private date soon, huh? He had the hook. He had me ready to go. And I was happy to feel the side of that thick, hard and has to be said black cock in my eager cunt.

He drove deep and hard and slapped my ass. Yum. We're going like that for a bit when I realized I'm not going to be able to get off in this position to start. I stopped blowing and fucking and requested a position change. The best part about being a hot wife in these situations is that men are eager to cater to whatever you need. No sooner am I on my back than I have dick-flavored taffy in my mouth again, and Jeff is easing into me, slowly stroking the head of his cock on my G-spot. he picks up the pace and soon we are in the splash zone.

This is the reason that I came to the party, dressed in green. I wanted some magic man to use his powerful shillelagh on me and bring me over the rainbow. Jeff works me a few more orgasms and then I send the man in my mouth away so I can breathe while he does his magic. Here's an issue that I have. I can get blinding headaches from orgasms. Unfortunately, one of the orgasms that Jeff gave me was a trigger, so he needed to take a break. My husband got me a pain pill, and while he was doing that, our friend, let's call him Andy had arrived.

He was sitting with me catching up on life and his recent breakup while he's pushing his hard cock against my arm. I know that I've talked about this before and called it no big deal, but it still confuses me, and I don't get it. It feels like a faux alpha power play. I don't know why men do it, but I'm telling you it makes me uncomfortable. It feels like a passive plea, a trajectory pass that men can play off as harmless when it actually means something. I sit with Andy for a while. I take my pill and then I let him go down on me. He has skill, but he likes to use his teeth.

Let me explain my one quick PSA, let's say. Do men like teeth on their cock? Maybe a few, but very few. And more on that in an upcoming episode on blowjobs, of course. That's the same way women feel about the clit, the clit hood, and the labia. It's not a fucking chew toy. There are more nerve endings at that one point than there are in a lot of places in the body. Why are you torturing them? As I said, some women do like it, but before you go full terrier, you might want to see if she's into it with you. He stopped going at my pussy and then he rammed his very nice swarthy cock into me.

He's above average length and nice girth, and he's a hip rammer. He likes hard thrusts that slap the pelvis against my clit and thighs, which I like. I love it. If my clit is not feeling slightly digested. But he's skilled, And despite my clit feeling electrocuted, I am coming and he's stopping to clean up the mess I'm making with his mouth. And I ain't mad at that. Then back at me, then more cleanup, then back at me. We were fucking on the bed with Toman and Andy's date for the evening while they were fucking behind us.

When we finished, my head was near the edge of the bed, and Andy was walking by to get to his date's head, and he poked me in the eye with his condom-covered cock. My reaction is to yell, it's all fun and games until someone goes home with a pirate eye patch. My husband laughed and said at least no spurn was going to survive in that eye. Funny man. Funny, funny man. I retired to the living room wearing the robe that I bring to make mingling less awkward. I strike up a conversation with several of the party guests, including a student that just got back from studying abroad.

We were having a wonderful conversation and Toe Man came out because Toe Man saw my toes glowing in the black light room and definitely needed to get a picture with my toes. so he is sitting there with my feet on his chest taking photos to show his tattoos, his lovely chest, and my newly pedicured feet. He absolutely loves that move and so do I he then offered to take me back to the room and see if we can have even more fun so I went with him the room that we had been in was kind of all full so we went over to the other room where there was a vacant bed.

We laid down and Toman, oh my God, he has the thickest dick. And it is the kind of Coke can cock that hits everything that you want it to hit at the same time. And he is so good at driving it deep and hard and with just enough force to create that. Needless to say, he was visiting Lake Wanaka and fuck me? Just fun. I was leaving puddles everywhere and he was loving it. While he's fucking me, he's holding my toes, massaging them, rubbing them, gripping them. It was heights. It was delicious. And I was having such a great time.

He was also having a great time because he ended up coming and we, we got up and we headed out and put back on my robe and we went and sat in the living room and had more conversations. It was a really great night for having conversations. It was not my best night for performing, but I, I had a great time. It was, we had conversations with all sorts of people that were, it was their first time being there and they were cute and they were nervous and it was so much fun. Um, I can't recommend it highly enough. Even if you're going just to be a voyeur, it is so much fun to go to a party.

It is so much fun to meet people who are kink lifestyle positive and sex positive and on display. It's the most fun. And of course, orgasms, who doesn't like orgasms, right? Even if you're just watching them, there's something about the, it's something about the experience that you understand and you kind of feel it too. I love going to these parties and I really highly recommend them.

all right so we know I've been teasing it enough that I want to get into my hoe to go when I go to a party I take my play bag and in my play bag there are all kinds of things and the things inside of it have changed I used used to carry hand sanitizer, got that mixed up once for the lube and that got ousted rather quickly. That was a very painful experience. Nothing like screaming, oh, while somebody is like trying to fuck you and they don't understand what's wrong. Um, it was a very burning fire experience. Um, so in my play bag, I have of course lube and of course condoms.

I also have chapstick and hair prioritize, um, the basics, uh, a finger vibe, which is nice on a day when you really want to clit orgasm. I have packed in there other toys. I think my wand might be in there. I tend to take that one in and out because that is my companion throughout the years. My favorite thing in all the world. I also have in there a robe. The robe is probably the most essential tool that we have put in the kit recently.

It allows you to go and mingle without the awkwardness of being completely naked while everybody else in the room is dressed but without having to get completely dressed in the outfit that you brought or getting into your comfy clothes because that usually signals it's time to go. I put on, I put in my bag before I leave comfy clothes so that I have something to come home in. My robe is there.

And the other things that make you feel just a little bit more secure breath Breath mints, gum, those kinds of things can really make the difference between, I don't feel, you know, anything that's going to make you feel awkward in the moment, you want something that's going to counteract that. So that's why we do a very stylish bag filled with all the things that are going to save the day in the moment. I love the fact that we have this hoe to go. I love the fact that it's packed and ready to go anytime we need to go to an event.

And I love how secure it makes me feel knowing that I have essential items in my possession and I don't have to necessarily take my purse and my phone and my everything in with me. I can take my bag in and I can be comfortable that I've got everything that I need. It is very essential that you do the things that are going to make you feel as present in the moment as you possibly can. That is why my bag also has things like Tylenol and, you know, pain pills so that if something like a headache does come on, I've got something to counteract it.

I have learned some lessons, and I find that carrying my own lube is very, very important. Making sure that it's not a hand sanitizer is also very, very important. I am grateful that my husband has been there to help me. He does a lot of butlering with the bag. He puts my outfit that I'm wearing into it. He takes my comfy clothes out of it. He makes sure I have my robe. He gets me breath mints when I, when I feel like I need that. My husband is a fantastic partner when I'm doing these things.

And because of the fact that he's there to watch and he likes to participate in that way with me, it's all about how you and your partner feel comfortable. So tonight's question is from Renee. And she is asking, how does your husband deal with the aftermath of the play party? That's actually kind of fun. Um, I call it the reclaiming. My husband takes me out and he allows other people to use me. And then he watches it. He gets worked up by it. He enjoys it. He has that visceral, like neuro, neuro memory of how that feels. And he knows what that man who's fucking me is experiencing.

He's watching me get pleasure. He's watching that person get pleasure. And he is getting rock hard and he's leaking and he is having a very physical reaction to seeing this basically live sex show with someone that he loves right there in front of him. When we leave, there are two ways that we can do it. We either go home, which means that we have a very long drive back to our house. And if we're very lucky, we still have enough energy and stamina for him to fully reclaim me, take back what's his, put his stamp of approval on everything that I've done for the night.

The other way that we do it, which tends to be a lot more spur of the moment, a lot more desperate is we'll get a hotel room and we will use that hotel room after the party so that he can take that time to fuck me and reclaim me and remind me that while somebody else may have had their cock in me, I only wear his ring and I only sleep in his bed. And it is amazing. It is kind of the reason why we do this, because it turns my husband into this animal who needs to prove to me that I'm with the right person. And that while I may play somewhere else, I come home to him for a reason.

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