Red from Behind

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's podcast, I'm going to talk to you about my date with Red. And I want to give a shout out to my listener, David, who is recovering from a car accident. Get well soon. My husband is really fantastic at logistics. He is really good at putting the right people in the right areas to get everything moving where it needs to go. He is superior at this and has decided to use his prowess to create the ultimate fantasy. Now, my husband had basically been chatting with the Bull Red. Red and I go way back.

Red is really very fantasy fulfillment driven. He does a lot of things to elevate other people's fantasies and create that energy for other people. He is great at it. He set up one of my very first gangbangs. He is really into fulfilling the fantasies. And additionally, he's extraordinarily respectful. He does not speak directly to me without my husband being aware of it, without my husband being involved in the conversation. He does not speak directly to me. He will not text me. He will not call me unless my husband is in it, in the text or whatever.

So he and my husband have spent a lot of time texting back and forth, talking about the life of the bull in our relationship, what it is that we happen to be looking for, what it is that we're hoping we can derive from all of this. So he and I, because we don't speak directly, what he's getting from my husband is a lot of my husband's fantasy that my husband has gleaned from me. It's like playing a really good game of telephone, one that works out extraordinarily well.

Because my husband literally spoke to this man for a while and told him all sorts of things about, you know, what it is that I like, what it is that I'm into. And so when he came over for a one-on-one date, which is not the first time he's been over, this one was just really well-researched. This one had a lot of backstory. This one had a lot of energy. He and I played for an afternoon and oh oh my God. Okay, first of all, let me just tell you that Red is a beautiful man, a beautiful man, soft pillowy lips and really good with them. He is great with his hands and he has a massive dick.

And the thing is, is that he has a Thank you. great with his hands and he has a massive dick and the thing is is that he has a dick that has like variations in it so like there's a section of it that's super coke can wide and then another section that's like not um it, it's hard to describe. It's a beautiful cock though. Um, so he is really, really muscular and really, really just fun and funny. He came over and I was of course making soup. Why was I making soup?

Because I'm doing this thing because I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight before I go and do all the things that I have to do in December. So I'm trying very hard to be good and do these things that I'm supposed to be doing. Blah. Is it working? I don't know. Is it, am I trying? Occasionally, but I'm working on it. Not the point, but I was making soup. So he came and I was like, I have to go check this really quick and then I can go play. So I went and I checked it and I fixed it and did all that thing.

And he's taking pictures of me from behind while I'm doing this very domestic thing and sending them to my husband. And my husband is like, that weird girl, why is she doing this when she could be having cock? He and I went upstairs to play and we played for a while. He was very good. We started out with a lot of oral between the two of us. I was sucking his cock and then he was eating my pussy. And then there was just a lot going on.

And there was a lot of mutual respect in this moment where we were like, both of us very keyed up for the fact that because we had started a group text between the three of us and the three of us had talked about logistics and when it was going to happen and when he was going to be there. And it was all very energizing. And my husband was very excited about the whole thing because in addition to texting him with me, he was also texting him on the side. And the reason that I know this is because of what happened. So we're playing and we are playing and he is doing all the little things.

He's doing the hook and he's doing and making sure that I'm like, I have water nearby and turning on the cameras and doing this and setting that up. And he's just really thorough and he's taking his own photos and all this is really nice. So finally we get to the point where he's fucking me and oh my God, he's a really, I mean, he gives spectacular orgasms. I cannot, five stars, would recommend, would definitely fuck again. So we're playing and I mean, he is fucking me and he's going hard and he's whispering all the things. Good slut. This is such a good pussy, Teresa. Good slut.

And I'm melting. I mean, there's a puddle there and I'm pretty sure part of it was just me melting. Me. I mean, other things happen, but like, legit, he had my number. We, of course, moved on to other things. So we started out, like I said, oral, and then we did this really long fuck session. And then we kind of paused everything for a minute. And then he started asking me about anal. And this is where I began to realize that my husband had spoken up. My husband had done the logistics, but he didn't bother to inform me. Now, anal is a messy business.

Anal is a very messy business if you're not prepared for it. So, I mean, it was good. Oh my God, was it good? Oh my God, was it good? But it was a mess. So we'll get to it. But anyway, so he prepped me and he I'll see you next week. oh my God, was it good? But it was a mess. So we'll get to it. But anyway, so he prepped me and he goes, he asked me what I felt. And I said, I'm interested but intimidated because his dick is fucking huge. Coke can section. Do you remember when I said that? Anyway, he's huge. And I'm literally thinking this is not going to go well. So he spent time prepping me.

He spent time really lubing everything up so that when he entered and he said something to me, he goes, I fuck you hard in your pussy, but it is long sensual strokes in your ass. And so I'm like, okay, I mean, we can definitely try. And he took the time. He worked his magic. He did the thing. And he, and here's where I don't know. he took the time he worked his magic he did the thing and he and here's where here's where I think that he went a little bit off script because he got into my ass and it was long so slow strokes until and then he was fucking my ass, okay?

He was pounding that, and I'm not complaining. He had done so much pre-work that it was so good. It was really good, and so we had, I mean, but he had me in this one particular position that really worked my muscles on my ass. So like I said, cardio, sex is my favorite cardio. Sex is my favorite yoga. Sex is pretty much my favorite. So he and I, so he is fucking my ass and he is doing a damn good job. And I'm using my wand and I'm like literally face down in the sheets of my bed. And I can't tell you how much I can't stand having blankets on my face.

My husband, for a very long time, used to torture me with that, but I can't stand it. It is the worst. So I'm literally breathing sheet in every time I pant. And so I kind of had to readjust myself and do away with my wand. But my wand was magnificent in that moment. And it was so good. And as we finished up, I was like, I'm just going straight into the shower. This is way too much mess. This is way too much. I don't even want to know what's going on down there because no. So he was like, do you mind if I join you in the shower? I'm like, obviously no.

Because obviously everybody needs to be super fucking clean if we're going to touch each other again. So we went into the shower and we cleaned everything up and my bathroom renovation, while it detracted from my ability to have Josh over on a regular basis, was brilliant in the fact that I got a shower with a bench. And that shower with a bench came in fucking handy because we cleaned everything up and we were hanging out in there and we were chatting. And then I had a very comfortable spot to suck his cock and make him come. It was fucking fantastic. It was so good. Oh, my God.

It was so good. And then I offered him some soup. So we went downstairs, and we had had lunch and we were hanging out and chatting and it was, it was great. And I literally thought that the day was over. He was not. He took me back upstairs and fucked me one last time. And I'm not kidding. It was phenomenal. It was so great. It was awesome. It was a very beautiful day that we had spent just really. And my husband was at work getting constant picture updates from him getting just inundated with messages and then videos.

And my husband was being tortured at work, which is something he really actually enjoys being. He enjoys being tortured at work because it's undeniably hot it's undeniably um angsty it's undeniably hot. It's undeniably angsty. It's undeniably anticipation. And that night he came home and I took care of him too. It was a fucking phenomenal day. I'm not even going to lie about that. It was so much fun. It was great. And I can't wait to try to do that, to set something like that up again. I get a lot of questions about cock size. What's average?

Medical professionals will tell you one thing, but everybody will also tell you that all of the research is skewed because it depends on how you're measuring it and whether you're going basically from your lower back to the tip or what you're doing. So measuring cocks is one of those things that it changes day to day. It changes, your blood flow changes the size of your cock depending on, you know, a lot of different factors. So I'm going to be as upfront about this as I can be.

An average cock depends on the person because if you were to average the cocks I was getting, it's going to skew to the larger size. Because in my area, there's a lot of really big cocks. When I've gone other places, I haven't found that. And are we measuring girth in this? I mean, seriously, what is, what is average? My thing is, is that what does it matter? Knowing where you stack up on the quote unquote scale of cock size, I don't understand how it matters.

It matters nothing to women and you as a man aren't really going to be able to change it the only thing you can do is fudge about it fudge an inch here or a thing there you know like you can you can fudge your numbers, but that doesn't make anything average or not average or so my question is what is it about cock size that and knowing what your number is that does something because in my world it is not about your cock size and I mean that as literally as I can even though they skew to the bigger side where I happen to be or the people I happen to know because they skew to the bigger side I i know fucking blessed but there is nothing you can do about your cock size um i mean nothing because if you could do something about your cock size wouldn't everybody do it and then you'd only be doing it for other men.

Because women, literally, there are some that are size queens, and I totally respect it. And I totally understand what you're what you're going for. You're going for that full feeling that full, like, every piece of you is touched, every piece of you can grip onto something. Every, you know, I understand that. But there are some big, big dicked guys that are fucking lousy in bed. And I know that from fucking experience. I also know that there are men who don't have as much weight down there or as much length down there that have rocked my motherfucking world. Okay.

Yes, I talk about tripod, but tripod is dedicated to the craft of pleasing women beyond just having a huge cock, okay? I know that I talk about Jeff, and I know that I talk about Josh, and I know that I talk about Red, and I know that I talk about all like spicy. I have a list, okay. I'll get to all their names eventually, but here's the thing, everybody, it does not matter what your dick size is. What matters is what you're doing to please a woman the way she wants to be pleased that will make you a rock star or a reject, okay? Women, some women definitely need size.

Definitely a lot of women, especially women in the hot wife life, are going to find large cocks because that's just what they're in search of. And I have no fault for that. If that is what your game plan is, get it. But it does not mean that that is the only thing that makes someone a good lay. There are so many other aspects. There are so many other aspects. There are so many other pieces. There are so many other, and it just depends on what you're searching for and what you're looking to create. So what are we looking to create? What are we looking to have happen?

If the goal is to get orgasms, then let's get those fucking orgasms. To get those orgasms, you, if your cock is not what you would consider large, and I don't really care what anybody else considers it because it's yours. So if it's something that you feel is not up to par or whatever, as far as size goes, then you can learn your foreplay game, learn your flirt game, learn your dirty talk game. You can find other ways to engage a woman beyond anything that has to do with penetration. But the thing is, is that you have other tools in your tool belt other than just a cock.

It's not like you walk into, it's not like construction workers walk into a construction site with just a hammer. They also have a pencil. They also have nails. They also have like, there's so many other things that they have in their tool belt, a measuring tape, whatever. So find other tools. If you don't like the size of your cock, if you don't like the way that your cock fills a woman, then do find other erogenous zones. Find other things that make her ready to come. So what we've got to think about is what are these other aspects? What are these other things that we can do.

Find the erogenous zones, find the places on your partner. Maybe she likes her toes nibbled. Yes, please. Um, maybe she likes her breasts played with. Maybe she likes having that whole section of her neck between her ear and her collarbone laved. Maybe she likes a little fingering. Maybe she likes a little two in the pink, one in the stink. Who knows? The thing is, is that you need to find, you need to, everybody needs to up their repertoire. Okay.

It doesn't matter what size your cock is because there are times when your cock's not going to do it by itself dirty talk fucking foreplay fucking like every piece of it especially to a woman is seductive. Every piece it ramps that energy you can get her on the cusp of coming before you ever bring your dick out because you have so many tools and I got to tell you whether you like this or not whether you believe this or not women easy. Except we're totally not. That was a complete lie. But women want to come.

And women, we're not really trained to speak up and say what it is that we're looking for. So you got to go by our sounds. You got to go by the grips because I got to tell you, when a woman's truly into it, she is going to grip on. She is going to hold you closer. She's going to do things like grab the back of your head and hold it in place. She's going to do things that are going to show you what it is that she really likes. You're going to hear those soft moans. You're going to hear those erotic little, you're going to hear every little twitch. You're going to watch her legs.

You're going to watch her and she is going to give you telltale signs of what's working for her and what's not. If she's laying there completely placid, it's probably not working. She's probably thinking about her grocery list. But if she is, and here's the thing, having a performative woman is great in a porno. Having a woman who performs in bed is not really helpful to helping you find your way through. Having a woman who gives you an honest reaction is helpful for you to learn your craft. So if you're looking for a screamer, then okay.

But you can learn more from a woman who's like, oh, you can learn a lot more from a woman like that than you can from, oh, yes. Oh, yes. Give it to me, daddy. I'm just saying there are clues out there. There are clues out there that are going to tell you what's working and what's not.

So maybe let's stop about average dick size and start talking about unless it's a fetish unless you have a fetish about the size of your dick about whatever i'm all for it if you especially if you like to have your dick humiliated um i feel like that is you but you need to kind of confess that because if you're just looking for affirm, if you just say, can you rate my dick? You're probably going to get a woman's politeness rather than her vindictiveness.

But if you tell her you want her to be vindictive, then, but she's more often than not, okay, this comes back to something that we've, that I've been discussing for a while. Okay. So men are afraid of women will laugh at them and women are afraid men will kill them. This is true. This is hugely true. So a lot of times, if you approach a woman without giving her direction as to what you're looking for, her politeness is going to reign supreme. Her inability to offend you is going to reign supreme because the last thing we are looking for is an angry man.

But if you're looking to have your dick humiliated, we're totally into, we're totally in for it. We're totally ready to go. But you have to give us that information that you want your pathetic little cock talked mean about. You can't just say, rate my dick.

It's not going to happen that way because we're too polite to give you what you're looking for to give you an honest answer because a lot of times we have the fear factor and i don't know if that i don't know if that helps you think about it, but approach, when you approach a woman, if you're looking for a certain result, tell her the result you're looking for. Tell her what other people have said about your dick. That will give her a clue as to what you're looking for.

Anyway, sorry, not to ramble on about a specific fetish, but it's something that happens a lot in my world, a lot in my, I'm sure a lot in all of the girls' worlds that are out there in the public doing, talking about sex. We get a lot of that same kind of thing. And we're not sure if they're looking to be stroked or if they're looking to be humiliated. And it helps us a lot to know if what you're looking for. So, but back to the subject. I think that talking about average dick size is a lot like talking about the weather. Who knows?

It's probably going to change in five minutes um it depends on where you are it depends on on, you know, like, honestly, I don't know why story. If not, delete the email, call me a perv and we'll move on until the next time I'm sexually stumped. My wife initiated two nights ago. Not uncommon, however, always catches me off guard. It started off with an intense middle school makeout session until I whispered in her ear, you're so hot, I want you. That just sent her south. Very uncommon for me to receive a blowjob. A very good one, to be honest.

I stopped her just before I knew I would come, and we went back to making out until my self-edging subsided and we went hard and missionary. After her first orgasm, I whispered to her, good girl, she went nuts. I kept fucking her while she grabbed her wand and squirted all over before the wand was even turned on. For 15 minutes, we played until she went on all fours and I was pulling her hair and she threw a curveball at, um, and talked to me, come all over me, baby, make me wet. I lost it right then and there between her liquids and my cum going everywhere.

Our sheets had to be washed right away. Thank you so much. Um, you are welcome to share my hot interaction of dirty talk. Okay. Thank you for letting me know how that went because here's the thing out here in the void. I have a very hard time understanding if anything I'm saying is working and I'm so fucking glad that it did because dirty talk is really one of those things that is a game changer, especially for a woman. It's a real boost to the mental aspect that brings us body, mind, and soul into fucking. It's the connection that most of us are looking for.

It's the connection between our mind and our bodies and our emotions that puts us fucking fully in it out of our heads into this moment right here definitely not making a grocery list because women are are so usually go in 16 different ways. When you can intersect that brain to that pussy and you can make all of it come together, it is explosive and it is so worth the effort it takes. And I'm glad that you started with something that you could do. I'm glad that it didn't make you feel weird to say even those two small phrases.

And you're going to find that the more you practice, the more you will find words that are going to amp her up, intrigue her, bring her more.

And finding, I don't know if you had a talk with her about what her triggers are, about where your lines are, but just know that there, as you get deeper into dirty talk, as you get deeper into humiliation words, because a lot of dirty talk does end up to be humiliating words you need to make sure that you're focusing on what's going to bring that pleasure and not bring bad so thank you for letting me know how it went I am very excited that you have found this and that you're working through this because yay um and if anybody else out there has a question and then i give you an answer and it it works or something or it doesn't work and you need different information please don't hesitate to let me know because this is so exciting.

I'm sorry, but I'm very genuinely excited that somebody heard something from me and went and used it, went and found it. Um, because this is my personal journey and I want to use my journey to help as many people as I can if they want the help. And if they don't, I really just hope they're entertained. But if you are looking for help, if I'm actually doing the job, please just send me something like that. Let me know because that was fucking exciting. I'm jazzed.

And I truly hope that your dirty talk game goes up and up and up from here because that one simple phrase is going to open a door that is going to lead you to so much more depth within her. thank you so much for joining me today on the Pineapple Pinup Hot Wife Life podcast. I hope that you check out my Patreon. I hope that you find me on my socials. And I really hope that you reach out to me at pineapplepinuppod at gmail.com and let me know if you have any questions.