Party break down with Scoot

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup, the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's podcast, I spend an hour talking to my friend Scoot. It's a long episode, but I feel like it was a lot of fun. Okay. Hi. Hi. Okay. So, we have much to discuss. Yes, we do. Okay, cool. So, we're going to talk about the two different parties that you've attended with me. Yes. And we're going to talk about them kind of like in contrast with one another. Yes. Okay.

very interesting um let's let's remind them of let's remind the audience of your your um first party um hi audience it's scoot uh so uh i had never been to parties before and you know teresa being teresa invited me to one and i was like you know i'm curious but i don't know if i want to play when you're like you don't have to play and i was like that's great um so we get there and you know you knew some of the people so it was like immediately like it was like old home week it was like homecoming here comes homecoming court mrs queen um and uh it was it was just interesting we were like one of the first ones there so that was nice to not like walk into a giant group of people that i didn't know um i've i was high the only way i could really get up the nerve to go i think was uh to have an edible so that did help kind of shave off a little bit of the right anxiety and uh the evening endeavors folks uh were very kind and you know made you feel welcome and um so there was just cut to when people start showing up you know for a while it was just you and i and and your husband and the the party hosts and so we just started doing what we do best which is to crack jokes and be silly exactly and then the wiener parade started to the sausage came to the pizza yes it did it did um and it was quite the parade it was of wiener because there was one other woman there I don't know.

um and it was quite the parade it was of wiener because there was one other woman there and she i think was only playing solo and then she was getting ready to go to another party or a birthday party or something um and so then it was just you just me and me sitting on a couch going no no thank you i'm not playing tonight no no thank you oh i appreciate it i'm not playing tonight thank you it's very nice to meet you nope not playing tonight thank you could you could you please get your hand out of my vagina yeah like consent please ask before you stick your finger there so so i just was sitting on the couch, they told the rules and everybody was just kind of sitting around and, and your cue is all right, strip.

Hey, you come on over here. Let's get this party started. And then the line forms, right?

Because there were no other females, but I mean have a following let's face it but it was interesting to be sitting on the couch with a line of men you know pulling their taffy so to speak waiting for a turn on the carnival ride right a chance to twist the teacups yes and they were getting twisted from what i could tell um so at one point it started getting really hot in there and i was like you know what it smells like balls it was like hot gym locker room balls in here so i'm gonna i'm gonna go out to the middle of the suite where the air conditioning is running.

And so you were otherwise occupied. That's true. Now, let me refresh everybody's memory. This is the party where my belly button was violated. And you stole souls. I did.

I was a a soul snatching motherfucker in this particular party i was like oh and another one that bites the dust it's you are a dust buster i you're a dust buster everybody remember that ad from the 80s now okay we're dating ourselves anyway so yes and it the the party itself was okay um there were some people there that were cool some people i thought were a little kind of off um some that would just come up to you very barely look you in the eye and go are you playing and you'd be like no i'm not and then they go like all pissy yeah i was like well now i'm ready oh you touched my g-spot with that yeah it's because i didn't want to wait because the line was long there was not enough females there there rarely ever is so you know charise is just in there sweating to death.

Your husband was being so great because like, oh, my God, my wife's going to die. We got to turn this down. Because somebody kept turning it up. And we're like, no, you don't understand. You don't understand. She gets hot. She gets a headache. She's out of here. Exactly. Because here's the thing.

My husband is very much conscious of what I'm going through at any particular time and very much conscious of the fact that this is supposed to be fun and if i am uncomfortable or not feeling it we're gonna shut it down yeah so rather than get to that point we're gonna turn the ac to 63 you're gonna freeze your balls off but that's okay you know what hey they weren't working anymore um no just kidding yeah the ac is at 63 her yeti is filled to the brim with nice water he takes very good care of he does he does i was and i was really impressed by that and the second party which we'll get to yeah um so it was interesting um I'll see you next time.

i was and i was really impressed by that and the second party which we'll get to yeah um so it was interesting um the people were okay for the most part um there were there may be one or two that i was like kind of vibing with like i'm like oh you're actually interested in me as a person and you i find you interesting as a person i'm not just some hole waiting to be filled um not just occupying some space until you want to occupy occupy my space thank you exactly um and so then when you would take breaks and you'd come out and tell us little stories aka belly button fucker oh god belly button finger fucker we actually did leave kind of early because we ended up at the denny's we did We'll be Cosby sweaters.

Exactly. It's like you. It's like you listen. I do. I listen. I observe.

I'm'm a noticer um so but that night we did end up at the denny's yes where we went into great because it wasn't just like you telling the story when you like would come out for breaks it'd be like what's that one guy's name i love you man no the the young guy that you started the flame with flame who came out and was like oh my god giggling with you because he's like did i just say i love you yeah that man literally professed his love to you as he nutted like three times at that party i think it was because i kept snatching that man's soul that man had no that he had no barriers for me Like, I was like, okay, and more.

Yes. So, really, sidebar, PSA for men who come to these parties. Cut your fingernails and file them. I don't care if you play guitar. I don't care if you know all the chords and music to more than words. Cut your fucking fingers and file them before the party. Exactly. Oh, my God.

Because that's the first thing i really look at it's not their dongers although those were flopping left and right it's their hands like are they clean are their nails cut down and filed down because nothing gives me the heebie-jeebies more than like this long thin fingernail on a man knowing that they're going to try to put that somewhere Sorry I have been cut In my vagina more than one time and that can lead to like serious infection things so so many things think think about the person that you're doing it to and actually you know give a crap but anyway especially yes they done especially when that one guy like fish hooked me i was like where's the fucking been i don't know this is not bait try to get a worm on here sir freddy fucking krueger i don't get it seriously okay so all Right.

So that party all in all wasn't a terrible party um it was probably not your scene very much but it was it was interesting and fun to go to well it was interesting to experience right for the first time um something like that so you can be like okay and even I told you even afterwards I'm like I still don't know i don't know if that's really my scene like i don't know that that's really my thing right the voyeurism aspect of it it's honestly based off of the second party what i really love the most was the camaraderie the community that had started to form the giggles the laugh people were just cutting up and and we were sharing let's get into the second party before we get too deep into you're right adhd yes okay so the second party um was the one we just had on september the 20th the welcome autumn you're so clever so that party was a party that was hosted and it was hosted under the podcast name for very specific reasons because i'm trying to put that as a marker brand for exactly i'm trying to put that as a marker so that so that people know that this is going to be discussed on the podcast.

This is going to be, you are going to experience me, the person you're hearing on the thing. So that way they know that this is all like the same thing. Right. Because under my FET name, I have a brand there and I get a lot of followers there, but I want to kind of separate it. I want to create this brand a little bit more. So rather than it just being that my FET profile, we advertised it under this. So that was the first thing.

And then we decided to do do it and we took like three weeks to advertise it so by the time we finally had everything locked in we had we were supposed to have like seven women there and i think we lost three of them right I think, because there was Canvas, and there was Unicorn, and there was Vixen, and then there was... Vixen came later, right? Yeah, Vixen came later, yeah.

but um so unicorn came with a partner and canvas came with a partner and um vixen came with a partner and canvas came with a partner and um vixen came with the partner later on and i'm pretty sure that's all of us and then it was me and then you came but you weren't playing so um we set it up so that we were going to be, we're going to be in this hotel that we really actually really love. But the, this hotel room is really close to the stairs, like the exit stairs. So it's very, it's very like murder room, you know, it's very, the body out. Exactly.

Wait, very like murder room, you know, it's very. The body out. Exactly. So. But it was actually kind of perfect because it was sequestered off to the side. And it was back and there was no, there was nobody that was joining a wall with us. There was, it was very quiet. It was more spacious than the other. Exactly. Every single time we do this, we, we this type of room that we do it in because it's the only one that's really ever worked super well for us. We did it one time where we had adjoining rooms because we had to do it that way.

And it was such a nightmare to try to get it done that way. So now we plan it so far in advance that we can make sure that we get the room that we want. But anyway, so we had it all planned out. We had so many, so many people that said that they were interested and so many people that said that they were going and we have to weed through there and we have to let people know. And so we ended up having, what would you say, 20 guys?

I think that's fair yeah yeah about 20 guys i would say um because there were a few that came like late into it and that's one thing i think folks should realize about parties especially ones you host exactly you are an early bedtime girl yeah so when you you're like don't be showing up at nine o'clock because she's tapping out and going night nights no i i i hung in you did you did i left at 11 after 11 yeah i'm going yeah i've already watched national treasure one and national treasure two I don't know.

yeah i'm going yeah i've already watched national treasure one and national treasure two on mute seriously uh so okay so tell us your experience of this party this party well they asked me to bring paper towels because they forgot i thought it would be like ice or something but no Thank you.

this party this party well they asked me to bring paper towels because they forgot i thought it would be like ice or something but no paper towels like this is super sexy so hot so i get there and i always feel like a tawdry little skanky thing when you walk to a hotel room and the concierge at the desk is like eyeballing you and you just go right to the elevator and they're like, I don't recognize you for checking in. You must be one enough. The thing is, is you're really not supposed to throw parties. Right.

So because you're not supposed to do it, we're like one of our things is we adamantly do not go to the front desk and ask them where the fucking party is don't be that guy don't rest in your sluttiest finest come dressed in street clothes and then you're not trying to show the jig is up and we're trying to give it away it's not like we're inviting extra people from the lobby you know this isn't an advertisement thing that's not so you get there and you know i beeline it like i i have something to hide to the first elevator i go up i'm like okay i know it's on this floor it's this number and of course i take the elevator that is the furthest from where you guys are and i was like so every hallway i turned down was like the shiny and i was fidgeting so long really long and i'm like there's gonna be twins want to around this next one and then it has me to play with them red rum but i was so fidgety and like nervous i popped one of my nails off in the hallway it was like a thing and i came in i was like my nail came off here's your paper towels but uh you know the tv was on it was already nice like you had made food yeah you made cupcakes from scratch that were banging and there was like meatballs what else did you do something else else you did oh yeah i did the um shortbreads with yes chocolate covered shortbreads um and so i just came in and sat down and you guys were doing your little putter thing and then we were chatting and then people started to show up and the first person to show up i think was a unicorn and her person her person she brought um here's a lot he um here was a lot i couldn't tell if he was like just really nervous or if there was a spectrum kind of thing going on right or um but yeah he he was like and and there was something that happened almost he's trying to make i think unicorn feel comfortable like he was the bodyguard and he's like i'm gonna help tim out with the bodyguard duties and i'm like why don't i anticipate any major fights tonight i hope not um i'm really not sure we needed extra bouncers but okay cool maybe you can grab me a drink we have an extra bouncer here at mr rogers neighborhood yes we're like in an affluent part of the area we live in right and i'm like yeah i don't know bodyguard but cool like exactly who are you expecting we invited yeah yeah like are we gonna like dance fights later and guns and sharks yeah we're gonna battle it out for the right to people we're gonna we're all gonna meet in the center room from our respective bedrooms and and we're going to dance around and do jazz hands so he wanted he very much wanted to be part of the hosting he wanted to be part of the um like congratulations on the great party you know he wanted to be very much part of a lot of things that i don't think he was really part of and he ended he ended up scratching me dear okay but we don't want to bring down the vibe of your podcast but consent is sexy sexy, so sexy.

We decided earlier we started recording that we might try to do something like the delicious dish from Saturday Night Live. Sweaty balls, sweaty balls. Anyway, wow. ADHD is raging today. Real bad'm so sorry god you didn't bring your edibles man i was going to take an edible listeners i was going to take one so i could really like pontificate on my experiences but i was running behind and i forgot it and ADHD. And it's probably a good thing. Probably a very good thing. Cause this might be a four hour. Anyway. So, so yes. So they was there. They get there.

He starts off the bat being a little weird. No problem. And then I can deal with weird. Right. I can't remember who showed up next like i gotta i have to admit though i was not great at like well because you were hosting so it was like trying to remember you know running and but some of your faves showed up yes and it was like it was yes Jeff and Josh and then Canva I think, came with her little, her friend, who I liken to a little naked fairy that just kept like running back and forth between rooms in an excited state. Yes. Canvas brought Chris. Okay.

And Chris was super jazzed to be there it was like a puppy like he's super golden retriever excited and um the tripod was there and ladies and gentlemen when i tell you i was like i thought she was taking poetic license she's not oh my he was kicking it as he was walking into the room he was massaging his own ankles lord had mercy i was like my god yeah no he is that's an er trip yeah seriously he is definitely like in depth yeah no he is that's an er trip yes seriously he is definitely like in uh owned yeah so he short king too yeah and it's the short kings a lot of times where you're like whoa yeah exactly where did you get a tripod kickstand what's up third leg but he's he's a really great guy and so he and i played and so i'm gonna i'm gonna run down some facts while you're please do because i'm adiation so i was playing with tripod i was playing with tripod and chris came in and he's standing there and all of a sudden I just spray the room because I got a tripod to pull out at just the right moment and I sprayed the room and Chris was like, and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I thought I'd sprayed him and he was like, no, that was, was and he and he's really going like full super excited like christmas morning exactly yeah now from i did i did a podcast about this from the day and um i ruined that i like i had a waterproof blanket and i ruined that blanket like literally it took like zones no it became quite humid in all of the rooms due to the storm front i could not even but so um so anyway so tripod's there jeff's there josh is there this is the first time another new guy who is just young outlaw and adorable and oh and red was there too red was there red beard or beard which one are you talking about okay red red is a guy who i have played with many many times in the past outlaw is outlaws the new guy gotcha or the red beard i can't remember fine irish gentleman fine from boston by way of california no why don't you just tell them his name no no do you know how many other people probably have that pedigree everybody's in the army has been there okay so yeah he was um uh he was so charming very charming very funny very like engaging and like dialed in like he was very present yeah in like conversation with you absolutely and he was also a noticer so he would pick up on things and be like oh yes you said earlier that you and i'm like wait a minute i was talking to somebody else did you yeah yeah he was a very sweet he's sweet oh my god i really like and he actually apologized to me because he got started so late well it's because we were out there cutting up yeah having a great time and that was that was something that i felt was really the chemistry of the party that we threw it was so good yeah it was chill and it was fun and it was funny just good people who were like hey man no drama there's no drama everybody's trying to get their rocks off.

Even if you aren't, you know, people will approach you. I mean, it does wonders for the ego. I'll tell you that. But, yeah, it was just, it was warm and welcoming. You and Tim are fantastic hosts. Thank you. You know, and then Teresa became the entertainment for the evening and again Tim running around like but he didn't look stressed he was so like chill he made sure I was okay and comfortable he brought me a cookie yeah you know he was checking on you you know constantly kind of just aware but not hovery yeah and I mean part of the thing about when we have these Thank you.

You know, he was checking on you, you know, constantly kind of just aware, but not hovery. Yeah. And I mean, part of the thing about when we have these parties is I kind of, I don't know if he's having the best time because I'm in doing my thing. And a lot of what he really loves is to be watching me do my thing. Right.

did he watched you and he actually i think enjoyed watching several different couples absolutely he's he's very he loved the um atmosphere and the voyeuristic portion and um i know that he and he steps out of whatever he's doing to make sure where I am and find me where i am and reconnect with me just that moment you good i'm good we're good are you cool enough all right do you need any more towels can i get you more water get you water what do you need ice do you like a moist towel for your forehead you know but you know very considerate he is he's a very i mean he he's what's really funny is when you meet him you think he's not the most social guy on the planet but then you put him in a room and he's the most social guy on the planet why do men do they don't talk to you you're in a relationship with them they don't talk to you and all of a sudden you go and you're like excuse me well i don't actually have that problem because julie the cruise director how did you get here but it really like there's a lot of times when there's something going on um like i invite you over or i have a friend over and he's literally just like staring at the TV and not really conversing.

And you really feel like maybe he's not that social. And then you put him in a party setting and he's like, hey, hey, finger guns, finger guns, how's it going? And he's so charming and he's so funny and he's so, like, respectful and just all of these things. Like he was made to do this. Yeah. Yes.

And it's so funny and he's so like respectful and just all of these things yeah yeah and it's so funny to me because for the longest time I literally thought well part of the reason why I never really considered us getting truly into the lifestyle because I'm like how would I ever get you to talk dude you're so antisocial but little did you know he blossoms and he came out of his chrysalis and what's really funny is i've known the man for fucking years every time i put him in a social situation he's actually really great at it so i don't he just expends every ounce of energy there but when we're but when we're together it's like okay listen i'm gonna I need you to stop talking to stop talking.

I'm too tired. And you're like, and I have this idea. I have this idea. And then I want to do this. And it would be really, really great. And I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. And then we should start all these businesses. I got all these ideas. Artistic endeavors. That's what happens. I mean, I know that a lot of the reason why he seems so exhausted is because he's worried to me. Well, it's good to know, you know, your strengths and your challenges. Absolutely. And he's, like, so – he's been really, really just amazing at these parties.

because even at the party that we that you went to the first time he was holding a conversation with you and he was chatting and he was putting all the you know he was telling the jokes and he talks like very highly of the people that you guys have cultivated he's like like, they're just really good dudes. They really are people. You know, they it's because if you had never. So listeners, if you've never been to one of these parties, it can be very easy to tell yourself stories of what it's going to be like. Absolutely. That you're going to get in there and nobody's going to talk to you.

Everybody's going to make judgments or they don't want to talk to you they just want to shove it in you you know there's just all of those kind of like thoughts that can go through your head but it's a lot of times it's just good people looking for community who want to be able to just be themselves and enjoy the kinky they like to do to do and be able to be in a room where that kinky shit is okay yeah where that is not judged where it is that is why we're all here and we're all acknowledging that's why we're here it's connection it is the whole point of human existence and the thing is is that when you find a community when find people who understand you, it takes away so much of that need to lash out.

I rarely have been to a party where people are snide, I think, one time. And as soon as she got snide, I the fuck out right because the thing is that's what this community is kind of all about we all inclusivity are trying to join in on the fun the club be part of it and nobody's picked last for kickball exactly and i have yet to kick a ball the end well i mean tripod there oh my god tripod's kicking his own i'm like what the hell yeah no um but he is my god but yes your husband worked the room beautifully like he was a promoter and made everybody feel comfortable and cracking jokes. He has...

Yes, your husband worked the room beautifully like he was a promoter and made everybody feel comfortable and cracking jokes. He has general interest in people. Right. And super interested in making sure that everybody feels comfortable. Absolutely.

And that's one thing about my husband that I really, truly can appreciate is his ability to be so empathetic to understand what's going on around him and the fact that you're in there going is she okay and he's oh no oh yeah no she's fine that's that screen was uh i have to get up and pee screen it literally that was the conversation because i was like is she okay he's like no she's gonna do or that one time i was like louder teresa and they were like that's not teresa and i think it was who said not teresa i was like oops sorry yeah but no i think tripod was having a go at her and she was like very vocal very vocal having a grand old time is because he literally dislodges organs spears them like he moves he moves things around to make room for his third leg lord dude i mean that's an er visit i could i don't know that i mean you had the factory removed and absolutely and i have my factory right just in a freaking way and you have you have the gates at the door and the whole thing i don't have the gates you don't have the gates i have the gates yeah and like honestly it's your cervix that really does give you the most pain in those situations.

And since I don't have one. Oh, sh**. it's your cervix that really does give you the most pain in those situations and since i don't have one oh shall we stretch this more yes yes please bring the extension ladder we should one day have just a whole conversation about female anatomy and how many people feel like if you take out your uterus and cervix, that there's just this giant hole. Yes. Black hole living in your body that you're like, no. No, that's not how I hear that word. In fact, it just gives your bladder more room to operate. Anyway, sidebar. Back to the party.

So you were having a grand old time.

really were you were destroying the room yes very much destroying the room um i had a couple of instances where people got handsy prior to asking for consent and so i just gently reminded them they were all very cool about it right um and but yeah just the group of people i i found jeff very enchanting he's just a lovely human he's such a lovely human very very lovely human um outlaw red beard yes yeah i think i have a little a little bit of a crush on him he was lovely um some of the all the ladies were fantastic and you know the thing is is that i so often am stuck in a room with nothing but guys well when i came in to tell you that your cupcakes were delicious i couldn't see you except for your legs they were in the air because it was literally all around it was a wall of dicks it really Except for your legs.

They were in the air because it was literally all around with a wall of dicks. It really, really was. But it was funny because Candace really does. She does this thing where she wants to join the party, the party where it's at.

So she'll actually come and share space with me which is asking a lot of anyone because she didn't bring wetsuit i felt so bad because she ended up getting her leg like in the louisiana purchase the swamp lands yeah because after um after i destroyed the 13 colonies We had to buy up some Louisiana purchase and I literally just destroyed and she can you give Louisiana a chill there was a dry strip on the side and she just kind of she was fine and then she accidentally set her leg in it then she left not long after I felt guilty she needed a break I don't think it was anything that was bothering her she did change yeah as she should yes did change um so yeah so some of the things that I just kind of noticed was that people will just in between playing they have conversations conversations and, you know, will crack jokes.

Sometimes it gets quiet because people are watching a really great show. Right. Like Unicorn. It never occurred to me that when you go to those kind of parties that you can opt out of sex but can just do oral. I was like, oh. She's a huge fan of oral. She's a huge fan of oral. I realized that after the party. Yes, yes.

oral i was like oh she's a huge fan of oral she's a huge fan of oral i realized that after the party yeah because my goodness yeah no she was she was very enthusiastic very enthusiastic lady super popular yep she was stealing some souls absolutely she was snatching them left and right. But yeah, so it was just it was an enjoyable experience. You know, I still don't know. For me, I don't know that I would ever participate in something like that. And, and it could be just for my own hangups. And what I mean is like just me being on a bed and just having wiener after wiener. Right.

Um, because, and I'm not saying this as, as if you are not particular, cause I actually think that you are particular. Um, but there are some, some people that like, if I don't find you attractive, I don't want to pretend. Yeah. Yeah. If I get a a creep vibe off you i want to say i got a creep no no yeah and when you're in there getting dicked down and there's a rotation happening and the next guy comes up and you're like no that just seems awkward to me yeah like a really awkward and it can be the thing is, is that there's got to be a lot of, I'm sorry, I'm going to speak to myself.

For me, there's a lot of grace given knowing that this is a party and this is my my community like things that i would not normally find super attractive in the wild like belly button fucking no that's still a no it's still hard no sorry but no these are my hard limits but anything to do with my belly buttons i didn't think i'd have to state that i didn't know that was gonna come up anyway so um for me though a lot of the things that i would turn me off in the wild i don't really have that in the play sphere because because for me, it's a a it's a lot of putting yourself out there is to me sexy so having the courage to come and be basically center stage because you have no idea right who all is paying attention to you right and the fact that people are trying and they're out there and they're giving it you know a go and they're being brave and they're doing these things that to me speaks to a sexiness it speaks to a confidence it speaks to something that i may not have been like picking you up at the bar, but in this shared experience, there's less walls.

It's more like energy exchange. It's more energy. It's much more energy. And it's not about, oh, that guy's got a massive dick. I just want to be with him. Or that guy's got abs for days. I just want to be with you. No, it's nothing like that. It's more the vibe. It's the thing. It's like, it's so hard to describe, but until you experience being there, until you see it with your own two eyes, it's really hard to understand because so in this energy exchange, it's very different. It's not about, there are times when you're, I do avoid people. PSA number two. Yeah.

I do avoid people at the party that halitosis. So if you're going to come to a party and you may, I don't know, have spent all day at an amusement park. And you come directly sweaty. Don't even hop in the shower. And there are two there. And there were two there. You know, I i think it's a you know what i think it's really important that men have hoe bags too exactly how to go and it's you know nail clippers file tongue scraper floss toothbrush toothpaste mouthwash and some minints because nothing worse than horrible breath stinking up the entire already warm and moist room. Right.

It was, that was, that was not, that was probably the only part of the, other than getting scratched in my vagina. That was the only part. Yeah. That was just not cool. I couldn't, like, I couldn't even come. Like. And that's saying something. That's saying something. Because I am an easy, I am an, I'm easy. I'm not super easy. But I'm also not super hard. It's just a.

You had to had the right combination to open the locker and the and it's written on the wall so seriously you go past zero a couple times the friends episode one two one two three seven seven If only we were, like, one, two, three, seven, seven, eight, seven. If only we were like video recording, people could see all of our people. People could see. Just sure. Exactly.

But that was, um, for me, there are times when I will avoid somebody at like, especially when I go to evening endeavors party, i will avoid people that in the past have um violated some sort of trust with me um creeped you out creeped me out um done something where made it sort of like made me feel like it was compulsory that i had to do something. There was one specific guy who kept just pushing his, like, getting his dick closer and closer to me. Even if I'd turn away from it, he would keep pushing closer and closer until he was, like, just pressing it against me.

And I'm like, okay, dudes, don't do that. Don't do that.

And what's really funny is there was, I actually talked talked there was a guy who used to do that and he would press his dick up against my arm you said there was like a shoulder moment like it was a peak like a parrot yeah sitting there and uh he he listened to the show and i ran into him a couple weeks after that show had aired and he was like I didn't really think about what I was doing until you said something on your show and now I realized that that's really uncool and it's not something that I should just do and I'm like yeah and he goes yeah but I don't think I ever thought of it before well it's like and it's one of those things that a little bit of self-awareness a little bit of knowledge goes a very long way there was some not self-awareness that was happening at your party um you know when you're running around naked and super excited and talking to everybody and it's christmas morning and you want to go up and introduce yourself to the female in a couple and the man's sitting in a chair and the female's standing because she's a little shorter but facing her partner and you slide in there and get real close to her face your ass is in her partner's face and you're out in switzerland which is so you know luckily they're experienced swingers and the husband was like well i've you know i've had worse things in my face um but then it's all fun and games until somebody gets pink eye seriously because i was i think i was talking to jeff on the couch and the same excitable fairy man was talking to somebody who was sitting in the chair but you know you can't just like talk to Somebody had to bend over and talk to them.

And I'm talking to somebody who was sitting in the chair. But, you know, you can't just, like, talk to somebody. You had to bend over and talk to them. And I'm talking to Jeff, and I turn around to, I think, look to see who was coming in. It was scrote and asshole in my face. And I was like, I swear to God, if I get pink on you, people are going to be loose in limbs. So be aware of your butthole and where it is into proximity Thank you very much.

people are going to be losing limbs so be aware of your butthole and where it is into proximity of other people's eyeballs that was psa3 yeah that one killed me that one killed me um but i mean all in all you can understand from going to these two parties why tim and i really enjoy throwing parties because it's very cultivated to what we're looking for which is zero zero drama right total chill so much fun just fucking like just laughs and everybody feeling chill because i mean that's kind of the vibe we try to cultivate no matter where we go because even at the even at the first party we went to i was like cracking jokes you're Type five.

Type five. Type ten. Definitely type. If you could hear the. jokes. You're doing your type 5. Type 5. Type 10. Definitely type. If you could hear the eye roll. It sounds like a change purse. Cling. Well, your change purse certainly doesn't have moths and your cobwebs. You didn't have to break this up into a couple of episodes. I probably was. Tangents. But that was, um, it was really great that you came to the parties, though. I had a lot of fun.

I would definitely probably go again uh I I definitely probably go again I would definitely go again especially if you guys were hosting because I think you definitely cultivated um one thing I did like when we were just talking about people that maybe are a little odd that come to these things or you know the sense that I got and i wanted to say this because in case people are out there listening and they are i'm really you know just in case your three listeners have tuned in it's more than three it's seven um teresa's secure in her numbers. That's why she's Googling.

Is that I noticed that a lot of men come to these parties, or at least they're my experience, my two parties. My two parties. My vast experience. Has two.

had several men who are clearly from other countries like and speak you know their english is maybe not so great and but they are looking for connection they're looking for human touch because i i imagine it's probably very lonely coming to a new country where you know nobody and you're like single right and you're feeling disconnected and so like i can see why a lot of men who are not united states born in the united states which is again totally fine um come to these things because they although they don't speak much they really don't it's like they're just looking for i guess the female companionship or comfort and the thing is is that um i have found that the more often you see them, the more commutative they will get because they don't feel as shy about the fact that they may not be understood because you have that.

You do have a relationship, whether it's acquaintance relationship or not. You do have some past history. And the more comfortable they get, the more that they will, like, I have conversations. And yeah, there's a lot of me going, what? No, I Love You Man is way more comfortable than the first time I saw him, because he came to your party. And I was like, okay, he's feeling more confident.

But, you know, i'm sure there's also maybe even possibly some thoughts of shame that they're they might be dealing with again because you know i don't know if it's something that's shameful in their culture or not but that the fact that they have found you know a place where they can come and be amongst people and get some sort of human interaction and connection is actually kind of beautiful. Yeah. And it's one of those things where because of the fact that I don't I don't need that deep underlying like soul to soul connection. It makes you need the penis vagina. I do. I do.

My, my connections are always very physical. Um, because of that, it just like your company because of the fact that he, that is something like, I've noticed that too. I've noticed the fact that, you know, there's a lot of guys who are not born in America that are there. And like, it, because I don't need the, they don't feel bad about not being able to interact with me and not being able to like, take me out on a date and get to know me because there's that language barrier.

But as goes on they feel more comfortable with me and we start to create that connection i have a question for you so because you've played with you know just so many different types of men and that's not slut shaming it's just facts um it's visually verified facts we have we have the numbers here stamped never right um i have a tattoo on my ass is this it's barcode spark um just the difference you know because you had expressed it before like you know Thank you.

spark um just the difference you know because you had expressed it before like you know cert there'd be some men in certain cultures who are very tender like they're they they it's almost like they're you know they wanted to touch your face and and pet you and things like that versus other cultures where it's like just shove it up in there and wiggle it around and then you have the people who are like hey let's have a conversation and jokes and you know there's not a lot of um so it was a question um how do you handle that Like, how how do you, you know know because it's not the necessarily the setting for tender right love and affection to be completely honest it's the tender stuff that sort of throws me for a loop um people who want to make love make love and stare into my eyes and and the thing is is that i'm never going to yuck someone else's yum.

My ability to play into it a little bit, it stems from my very fantasy fulfillment slut sort of mentality. Um, things that I'm not necessarily creeped out by, but make me less comfortable than other things. And so for me, I am code switching constantly. I am bringing forth the arousal because I really do feed off of other people's energy. I really do feed off of, I love you, man. Having that moment of, I love you. I really do.

I feed off of that energy because I know that he in that moment And mind you It doesn't help when there are other people around Who are like judging it a little bit Did he just say I love you? To his face dude Did that guy just fuck your belly button With his finger? And that's where I think When you are not necessarily from our society and culture you probably don't read the room the same you don't and that's okay though because here's the thing i am there is no such thing as my quote unquote type i like cock i like cock of all shapes and sizes and ethnicities.

I am good because for me, it's more about that climb, that connection in that moment where we're both chasing this pleasure.

And for me's really I can find that anywhere I can find that with anyone and it might be why I'm really good at going to parties right and it might be that the parties have made me really good at it but I really I really think it's the former yeah i think that's just a special gift it's just a special gift i was born to take cock i don't know if it says that on your burst oh my god i wouldn't be surprised i didn't have great parents i know we talked about how trauma leads to kink i gotcha okay so yeah you don't you don't need the yeah and so for me for me it's like it's um I'm not looking to get fantasies fulfilled in those moments.

I'm not looking to check off a bucket list. I'm literally there just to experience pleasure, physical connection to another person leading to orgasmic pleasure. That's really what I'm there for. And the problem is, is that I think so many women need that fantasy, that thing that they've been thinking about and dreaming about to happen in order to fully connect and create that orgasmic pleasure.

I don't because I don't need that it makes it a lot easier for me to go in with zero expectations zero um things that have to be checked off on my on my list so because of the fact that my list is dick check that's it's a short list it a short list. And it's pretty easy to get in, you know? Even some women have done it. Good times. So it's not... For me, it's not 100%. me it's not a hundred percent um it's not just like i don't need a scene i don't need the story i don't need the validation of to make it okay for me to experience pleasure. I love swimming in the shame. I don't care.

I don't care. You're a honey badger. I don't need something to make me feel more comfortable and like I'm not being a slut. Because guess what, guys? I'm being a slut. I don't care. It's a bad thing.

You said it's a bad thing don't i don't care i for me i feel very comfortable in the relationship i have with my husband and who you are and the relationship i have with myself and the fact that so much of what we're doing out here is about the two of us it doesn't matter i don't need this guy to do anything to make it that much more fulfilling for me and i think that's the benefit i bring gotcha i would say that yes i mean you definitely have the time of your life when you go to these things um your audience hears it when you talk about it on the podcast and you know i'd like to think that i'm honey badgerish honey badgerish when it comes to that and for you know all the things that you describe that you don't need yeah everything you do.

No, trust me not you're not you're not weird I'm weird I think you're weird the yes you do well not in this aspect but in every other aspect yes so but you need a lot more emotional validation a lot more emotional validation, a lot more emotional connection. And it helps that I have Tim. Tim gives me all of that emotional wrapped up with a bow. He gives me all of the safety. He gives me all of the understanding and care. And he gives that all to me. So needing it from an outside source is not as prevalent for me. You don't have that.

You don't have the same thing that I have, which means that you are not just out there looking for physical release right you are not looking for something to add to the pleasure of your play with this other person you are looking for pleasure and pleasure and because your pleasure comes from that emotional connection in that mental mental build and that you're not you're not going to find that the same way I'm going to find what I'm looking for right and that leads me to you so we're not here to talk about me yes we are shut up I'm Self-treats are guests, ladies and gentlemen. You need...

You're getting back on the horse. Yeah. On the horse. I'm trying to, yeah, saddle him up and, you know, trying to get back into the swing of things. Okay. They ride themselves. They do. So you're getting back We'll be right back.

swing of things okay they just they write themselves they do so you're you're getting back you're getting back in and i know that it's been a long time since no i mean i'm not talking about a long time since you had sex i'm talking about a long time since you were deeply involved in the kink scene yes because you and i met through that through the kink scene we very much bonded over being bbws in the kink scene this is not um this isn't new territory for you but you took a hiatus i did for a lot of different reasons none of which are anybody's business but um now that you're coming back what is it that you're seeking I've been like her therapist I have brought up the tough questions my safe word is bananas.

Bananas, ma'am. Bananas. No. No, it's totally fine. That's a great question, and it's something that I ask myself every day. I have definitely...

Cougar puberty is a thing preach i am very much in my perimenopausal state and the feral men are not safe around me energy is just insane so bad that i went to the gym on a saturday night so that i wouldn't catch a charge because we were about to go in a college town i'm gonna have to go hump up on some coke oh my lord it's in um so just me okay i'm gonna this is something that i've talked about on this podcast before it is fucking real there is a time in your life when you're going through this where it literally where you're literally like i need to feed the beast and then two seconds after you've fed it it's hungry again seriously i'm like can somebody can i just rub up on you can i can you just hold still can you yeah can you just cause some friction here just in localized to this area here um it's for me because i mean shit who hasn't had a traumatic childhood right but for me when I should have been going through that as a teenager, I was a 40 year old teenager taking care of my younger sibling and dealing with, you know, substance abuse parent and, you know, all of these things.

So I didn't have, I didn't experience that, that like you gotta have it hormones like this okay it doesn't happen it doesn't happen for women like that it like in like you can be really horny in your when you're a teenager you can be really horny but this is a different beast altogether it's insane insane. This is like, I mean, seriously, I was roaming the streets with my ass in the air, begging to get fucked. Presenting. Yeah. I was a baboon. My ass was red and it was hanging the fuck out. That's a visual.

It was like, I could not, I could not even even try to imagine it's like a cat in heat it literally is was insatiable and it happens it's a period of time that i literally didn't know i was going to keep my marriage together oh i got you i didn't honestly i didn't know i didn't know if I was going to keep my marriage together. Oh, I got you. I didn't. Honestly, I didn't know. I didn't know because I was so fucking out of control. So I hope I keep this for a while. I am enjoying it.

Last night was a little tough because I felt like I was going to crawl out of my skin if I didn't release some energy and you know there's only so much you can take care of yourself before you're just like no i'm i'm actually i want the weight of a man on me i want that you know rough and tumble i want that jawline i want you know just the everything that i am not yeah i want yeah you know that so the hardware i'm soft the yeah exactly the and the weight the yes just the need and the desire and the you know and i the pheromones and the sweat and all of it i'm sorry i'm pretty much taking you up the up the tram right now you really are because i'm just sitting here and i'm like okay she's scared but you know it doesn't help that you know you you're around you can be go to these parties and you're on sexy people right and then you can you go on to fat life or other things and you're like wow there's a lot of sexy people out there absolutely um i am a card carrying member of quinn ladies get you a quinn app it is auto erotica for women mostly there are some stuff before you before you say auto erotica you're not talking about choking auto erotic asphyxiation auto erotica spoken audio erotica audio sorry audio erotica i said auto what are we what what is this app doing it's not auto erotic asphyxiation it's audio erotica thank you and cleared that up but anyway um listening to it it's so wonderful and i highly encourage women to do this so that you can hear a bunch of different types of men and feel you know their energies and how they say things and what they call you and you know because they're speaking to you which makes it really hot sometimes they have things called overheards where it's like two creators get together and have sex and you're overhearing it right which is also really hot um but because women are so auditory with their, not just auditory, but they're very auditory.

It's how you learn. It's sex. If you are, yeah. If you are a visual, men tend to be a visual learner. Women tend to be auditory. Yes.

and i really just through listening to different creators on there have really honed in on what does it for me when it comes to dirty dirty talk or just talking you through it all of those kind of things and like the cadence the the depth of the voice the you know all of those things matter because they trigger and fire off in your brain absolutely and that's your biggest sex organ is your brain right absolutely so by that i'm sure it's not helping that i'm listening in fact it's probably making these my situation even more heightened but to know hey this is kind of sweetheart it's nice to think that it's nice to think that there's something that could um you're literally just trying to keep up with it even using this quinn vibrating like it is i'm telling you from personal experience it is no joke right it's mind consuming it consumes every thought every thought i'm like is this what it is like to be a teenage boy and that's exactly what it's like and they they talk about the fact that men enter their prime in their teenage years and women enter their prime at this stage.

And the reason for that. Sexual prime. The sexual prime is because of the fact that the amount of time and effort and energy you put into sexual pursuits is about comparable. Right. You are like a teenage boy.

You are literally just trying to get it in you're trying to get a dick wet it's literally somebody make me come somebody make me just and multiple times please yeah please i i've decided i'm not gonna settle for a roll over take a nap we'll be back in five minutes please gatorade women if you are easily multi-orgasmic and a squirter or even if you're not a squirter but you're multi-orgasmic why would you ever settle for just one and any i am no longer tolerating any kind of one and done play with anybody where it's just oh you came okay great and then you came okay great all right well just because you can only do it once doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to do it more times so let's focus a little bit let's let's get as much I'm a big proponent of ladies come first absolutely multiple times absolutely and then men come absolutely but uh it's so listening to that looking at different kind of porn being on the fet sites you know just doing my own exploration with partners um it's definitely honing in because i'm a horndog right now in this cougarty, it's amazing how your preferences switch.

So I, for the most part, would typically find men my age and older attractive. Right. Men my age and older hold no interest for me right now yes you want to you're you're cougar hunting i am so cougar hunting you're looking for some cubbies it's ridiculous i mean long distance running team for the college in our area they can't go up and down the street without me almost wrecking my car because literally they're shirtless and we have rugby. My God, rugby. And I can walk to it. That's dangerous. That is those poor boys. Men boys.

But anyway, I mean, I'm not I'm not saying that I want like, yeah, 18, 19 year olds. It's it's mostly, you know, the men who are who are you know there's some some college dudes and they throw me off now because they all have these fucking mullets and mustaches and they all wear these short like slutty little shorts and they all have tattoos and so i don't know how old they are right how old are you you have a You have Tom Selleck's mustache. I don't know how old you are. Tom Selleck's mustache. Mustache in like 40s, right? Billy Ray Syverson. You have John McEnroe shorts. Yeah, you do.

Got it all. It's all happening.

But it's insane because I'm just like, I am so attracted to men who are younger than me yeah right now and it's not unusual makes me feel creepy sometimes because i'm like oh god he's hot wait do you drive because if you're in high school this is awful i'm gonna go home and just pray jump in my shame wheel oh my god but yeah no it trust me you're you're 100 right where you were and there is something that is like you your body tells you we need somebody with stamina We need somebody with energy we need somebody with a short refractory period yes we need somebody who is going to be able to go as many times as i need them to go and that is why your brain is looking at younger more virile looking exactly men who are taking off their shirt to go running down the street and wearing slutty little shorts with their thighs you know and yeah on that note on that note so okay but i am glad to hear that you are getting back in that you are you know tearing a younger man to find me on the Fed life because right now I'm being bombarded by 60, 65 year old weans.

Nothing wrong with that. Not yucking anybody's yum. Just not where I'm at right now. Right. And it wouldn't matter if you put it in your profile or not. They're not going to read it. I know. It changed my name to like Cougar or something. Presenting for you. With the number four. Good stuff. Thank you so much for coming though thanks for having me it was a blast such a good time so the seasonal is up over at Thank you.

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