My Birthday

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Welcome to the Pineapple Pinup, the Hot Wife Life podcast. On today's episode, I'm going to go back to my birthday and talk about how me and my husband celebrated this milestone. My husband and I had decided to go to Vegas for my birthday. It was going to be a trip away. It was going to be a celebration of my birthday. It was going to be a revisiting of our old haunts from back when we lived on the West Coast. We had a plan and it involved rearranging a lot of things in our actual real life. Thank you.

We had a plan and it involved rearranging a lot of things in our actual real life and jumping a plane the day of my birthday and then going here and there and yonder. But it was all very tightly scheduled and it was going to be an amazing trip. And then airports happened. Uh, our flights kept getting canceled. Um, we ended up having to fly out of one airport and fly back into another airport on the day after my birthday. So what ended up happening is on my birthday, we took one car to the airport we were coming back to.

And then we decided that we would meet a friend to celebrate my birthday together. And the birthday celebration was with Jay. So we met in a hotel and it was the three of us and Jay and I, it of course started with, before Jay got there, my husband and I playing around because he likes to be, he, he really gets excited about the anticipation of everything. And so he very much likes to play around until the time.

And I ended up giving him quite a stellar blow job, but he didn't come because of the fact that he knew that he didn't want to because something about being in a little bit of agony for him is even hotter. So Jay shows up, and of course I greet him with my mouth, and then he likes me at the edge of the bed. He likes me doggy style at the edge of the bed so he can get behind me and be standing and get really good traction. He keeps his shoes on, which I find so adorable.

Um, we are really well suited in that capacity because he is very, very good in that direction, getting deep penetration and amazing slide across my G-spot. So I do tend to fucking come falls all over the place with him. It, and then he of course has many, many positions that he really enjoys. Um, but he always ends up in this position where I'm kind of on my side and on my back and he's kind of curled up. It's almost like we're making a cross. He's on the bed horizontally. I'm on the bed vertically. I'm sort of tilted onto half side, half back. And then he pounds me from below.

It is honestly one of my favorite positions because of, well, with him, each and every person I have a different favorite position with because of the fact that each and every piece of equipment is different. And there is something to be said about the differences in each man's cock. Every single one is different and every single one hits differently. Every single man learns how to use his in its own way, which is why you can have an amazing experience with a guy of any length and any size. It is all about using it to create the maximum amount of pleasure.

And there are some positions that really work with some people and really don't work with others. I have tried the side position with other, with other men, and it is just, it's not the same thing. It doesn't drag across my G spot and create waves and waves of pleasure. It just doesn't do that. It hits a little further back or it, when it slides, it slides at an angle that doesn't necessarily reach the spot that I'm looking for it to reach. So for me, I love it when people come at me and they're like, oh, you're a queen of spades.

I will admit I over-index into BBC, but that is not the only thing that I find pleasurable. I find Cox pleasurable, all Cox. I love them. I love everything about them. So for me, I am willing to find the thing that's going to make magic between my equipment and your equipment. That's my thing. I want to find the magic that we can make. And that's sort of how I approach every endeavor. Now there are some, we just don't have chemistry enough to make any sort of magic, and it ends up sort of being like a book report.

It was interesting in instances, but for the most part, it ended up being homework. But with Jay, I tend to have a lot of very, very good chemistry and very good connection between his equipment and my equipment. And he finds all sorts of spots and he can be forceful. He can also be lazy in that, just that short, small tempo that sort of builds in this way that brings you to this place that's beyond anything you could have ever imagined it being for such a slow, soft endeavor.

I can't even, I'm having a hard time describing what it is that I get with Jay, But Jay and I really do have some magic and he's so good at bringing out that magic in me. Um, he's fun and playful and funny and he likes to hear me tell jokes and he likes to hear me be funny. And he's not distracted by the fact that I say oddball things while he's fucking me. He's not distracted by the fact that I comment on fucking come falls. And he's not distracted by like want to come fuck me. And he's not distracted by this one time at gangbang camp. He's not distracted by those things.

And he giggles along with me and we have very much this meeting of the minds and the pelvises. It's awesome. And it's been way too long. but so for my, we ended up in a hotel room with him and he, he made me realize what a great place I am in my life for this particular birthday. this particular birthday, my husband planned a birthday for me. He set up a birthday for me. He took, he was taking me on a trip. We were doing things that we both find fun. Um, he arranged this date for me and he was there with me every single day for that entire trip. And we shared amazing, amazing connection.

We got, we had amazing, we had an amazing time. We had great memories. We did all of the things that he and I have waited too long to find. Honesty, connection, intimacy, intimacy in moments that aren't even intimate. We're in public and he and I can look at each other and know that we are a unit. We are together. We are. And it took me until this birthday and 20 some odd years of marriage to this man to find our way here and to celebrate this milestone in this amazing way.

I wanted to reciprocate, but ended up getting very, very sick for his birthday and was not able to pull off the gangbang that I had planned for him. We'd rented a hotel room. I had invited all the guys and then I ended up getting an infection and in my jaw and couldn't, and couldn't do it. So I know for certain that the next opportunity I have to celebrate my husband, I am going to do it with thought and creativity and find a way to show him what he showed me on my birthday, that our connection is so amazingly strong and so amazingly beautiful.

And it has taken us such a long time to get to this spot, but I would not trade the journey for anything else in the world. So today I want to talk about moments. I want to talk about moments when I went to a party recently. It ended up being not a great party for me. There was something in, I don't know if it was me killing the vibe or what, because I left and the party took off and it was amazing. But for me, the party took a very bad turn because there was nobody there that I really knew. And well, actually I knew, I knew the women there, but I didn't know a lot of the men.

And then when men I did know finally showed up, it was sort of, it was sort of like, it wasn't a great let's party vibe. Um, there was a lot of confusion as to what was going on and there was nobody there to kind of set the parameters of the party. So I ended up playing with this one gentleman who came over and we played and I came a lot and it was really, really good for me. But then after we were done, the gentleman sat down on the bed with me and basically started chatting. And I'm not opposed to chatting, but he started going into how he doesn't play like I played.

Like he likes to speak to a woman and have a connection with the woman before he fucks her. And for some reason, it felt very much like he was slut shaming me because I don't need that conversation. I don't need that warmup. I'm not there to make, I'm not there to find somebody to marry. So for me, when he approached me in that capacity, it felt very, um, awkward, very, um, call out and it didn't feel, didn't feel good to me. So, um, we ended up leaving because of the fact that I realized I was being very much We'll be right back. me.

So, um, we ended up leaving because of the fact that I realized I was being very much the poo-poo in the punch hole. I was being very much not the vibe. And so I left and the party took off and people were messaging me later, like, why'd you leave? And I can understand when my attitude has changed to the point where I'm not going to be an asset to the overall vibe. Thank you. And I can understand when my attitude has changed to the point where I'm not going to be an asset to the overall vibe.

And so because of my irritation and my frustration, I took a step back and I realized I wasn't in the, I wasn't in the right headspace to be carefree party girl that I would normally be. And therefore, rather than take it away from anyone else, I went home and I, I shared an evening with my husband and it was, it was pretty wonderful. So for me, recognizing the signs of when you're not in sync with everybody else, Thank you.

For me, recognizing the signs of when you're not in sync with everybody else makes it that much easier to, it just, when you're not in sync, you can feel it and you know that this isn't where you're, where you're feeling comfortable. So it's okay for you to leave. It's okay for you to take that moment and say, this is not the vibe I signed up for. This is not what I wanted to do. Something has gone off the rails and I'm going to go and that's okay. And next time I will be a better partier. so that is the lesson I learned at the most recent thing that I took party part in.

And it was really, it was a really good lesson for me in the fact that I know what vibe killers do. And I complain, I complain about it enough that I can actually see why it is important for me to remove myself from the situation. So I don't bring anybody else down. Okay. So is there anything else about your current situation that you are hoping to change like with your kink life where is your kink life right now it's in tahiti I'll see you next time.

to change like with your kink life where is your kink life right now it's in tahiti it's not with me um i have not been in that zone for a hot minute um it didn't help that i lost my mother a couple months ago and that's just kind of the grief can sometimes mess with your libido absolutely sometimes it goes the other way where you're like banging anybody and anything just feel better and just to prove that you're still alive yeah and then there's me where I tried that no this is like, no, this is not helping. Right.

Not to bring this episode down or anything, but it is important to recognize that, you know, what is happening in your life is going to affect how you are in your kink life. Exactly. And so people need to maybe remember that when like somebody they've played with before is like, I'm just not really feeling it. It doesn't have anything to do with you. So basically, your kink life is not really anything right now. Right. It's on a hiatus at the moment.

I have started to go back on FetLife a little bit more just to kind of look around and see I just I do tend to get a little disenchanted sometimes with the amount of like professionals now that have like just taken over right the content providers and the content makers things like that which is great you know if it wasn't necessarily panhandling a little bit to a specific type of person yeah I would say they I used to see a lot more different things right on there and now it's just kind of the the same thing on repeat so I don't know if that says something about my algorithm but right so yeah so right now I haven't I'm not dating anybody I'm not playing with anyone a lot of that has to do with how I feel about myself which you know we talk about ad nauseum mm-hmm that I just don't feel desirable it in this body that I'm in right now you're trying to help me work through that with your pep talks and your come to Jesus's.

Absolutely. But it's a work in progress and it doesn't necessarily mean it's a fast progress. Sometimes it's a slow progress. Absolutely.

And every single day you have to choose to believe that you are sexy you are desirable you have to choose to believe it because there's a lot of voices in your head that are trying to convince you differently but if you make the choice every day you're gonna start to shut those voices up it's a work in progress it's a work in progress and there's no such thing as perfection when it comes to this i myself have told everybody on here i don't like watching videos of myself right i don't like looking at pictures of myself because we i know how self-critical i can be but i still know i am sexy and desirable and I can get cock.

I can get cock. Oh, absolutely. Is it the cock that I want? You're the cock that I want? Are you the cock that I want? Honey. Anyway, so yes.

But at the same time, sometimes it just starts with your toe in the water in the pond in the pond back in the kink pond with my waders on exactly um i started to look at stuff again right now i'm more interested in being a um a voyeur like a like a just somebody who observes more so than participating it's I've got to work up to that again um I'm gonna get you to one of my parties oh yeah I'm sure I will be in pain we discussed this I'm gonna be handing out canapes and moist towelettes okay so you heard it here she has volunteered to for canapé duty she's will be catering cater waitering cater waitering at the kink party I'm a kink cater waiter you can use the cute but the q-tips you can use the the toothpicks for multiple things not just for your tiny beanie weenies be careful be careful what you're dipping your your little wiener in yeah it might have a spike in it you never know okay so i do you have any questions for me um let's see here you're pretty open about most things i don't i don't necessarily have to like but is there a question a lot is there a question that you wish you could ask not even it doesn't even have to be me it can be just about kink in general do you have any questions that you want to like maybe there's a specific kink that you've heard about but don't really know too much about maybe I can help I'm sure there's tons of kinks out there I haven't heard about and you know some of them might frighten me slightly and and some of them might not um you know I've kind of just started to go back to square one again where it's like these are things I know that I like right um you know we discussed a couple of times that I don't know that you and I are in different journeys absolutely however we are there to support each other absolutely things so i've always been oh you know what i am there is a new one and it's that whole reverse harem thing okay and like that i'm reading in some sexy books right where it's like okay it's it's all about the woman's pleasure and it's multiple men and you know very very hot that kind of you know I don't necessarily know if if it's quite as much of a gangbang some such scenario because I don't do it in the butt but she does not go airtight no no no no I have two holes and some hands you can use those mouth the JJ in here but yeah it's the thought of like but it costs to be a little overwhelming I'm like it's a lot to focus on the nice thing about a gangbang is that you aren't really required to focus you are there to be pleasured a sexual ragdoll a sexual ragdoll you're there to be pleasured in a in a very um hedonistic way a lot of bodies and the thing is is that most of the time when i when i've done gangbangs it's been very very one-on-one a couple of times I'm surrounded occasionally I'll have finger cuffs but for the most part it's about my pleasure only and I'm not focused on getting anyone off.

I'm focused on, I'm about to come, make me come. Don't stop doing what you're doing. If you stop doing what you're doing, I'm going to hurt you. Fucking keep going. And there we go. And there's your reward. there's your waterfall sir so like for me the one thing about doing gangbangs that's really kind of opened me up is the fact that i'm not required to think about them that could be helpful i think too much we. Exactly.

When you are a very cerebral person and you are constantly fighting the voices inside your head, sometimes it's nice to be taken into a situation where you don't have time to think. You don't have capacity to think.

You are simply holding on to whatever cock is in your hand and you're surrounded by enthusiastic exactly when you're surrounded by that enthusiasm when you're surrounded by that those people who are their only goal is to make you pleasure give you pleasure make you pleasure um the only reason the only thing you have to do is think about yourself what am i feeling what do i need and your body is going through and this break is brought to you by Diet Coke. The only thing you have going on in that moment is physiological.

Your brain is so wrapped up in the endorphins and so it's really hard to think. And I'm constantly trying to catalog what's going on. Who did I meet? What was his name? Where are we going? What position? And listen to think. And I'm constantly trying to catalog what's going on. Who did I meet? What was his name? Where are we going? What position? And literally I, whose balls are these? I very much like the fact that I can look at the person that I'm with and say, where do you want me? And get that answer because I'm mindless.

I'm like, I'm going to gonna get mine no matter what because that's what this night is about it's really actually me as as we've discussed you're a very fun doll that you you know 2.2 equals 4 and always will there will always be always be a 2 and a 2 and a 4. With me, I found that sometimes it's a 7 plus a 3. There's a combination of things. You're more of an algebraic equation where you're trying to solve for O.

I mean, there's toys I have where I'm like, this is what's going to work we'll do this um and that's the oh i'm gonna do an episode on toys oh yeah totally you have to oh yes you have all of them you are the cat i make adam and eve blush okay right i think you know again it's the story that i tell myself right there's stories that we tell ourselves don't tell yourself shitty stories people don't assume you know what people are thinking i do that all the time and all it's gonna do is give you an ulcer so and i'm all i'm not always i might be she's always wrong but is that when i think of the word like gang bang it just what comes to mind is this is the porn that i've seen where it's not even about the female's pleasures the dudes aren't even talking or engaging with the woman it's just dudes high-fiving each other everybody you know it's it it was the woman it didn't even necessarily need to be that woman or any woman it was just woman parts you know and that is dehumanizing it to me yeah to me some people don't mind that one day i'm gonna get my friend jeff on here and i'm gonna have him tell the story of how we met at a gangbang okay cool and jeff i'm putting you on notice now you're gonna come on my podcast and tell the story about how we met at a gangbang anyway so and he can tell you there's here's a psa for all my listeners porn really doesn't look anything like real life that's true no matter what it does not look like real life yeah and so when you're picturing a gangbang from a porn or just from what i've seen on fat that amateurs have put up it's all very it's it but you in the moment the energy is insane the female pleasure is insane it's i can't describe it i can't explain it and even though it looks like a lot of penises coming at you these penises are coming at you in their goal in that room is to provide a so much pleasure that this woman is annihilated from it that might be nice to just shut off the it's just brainstem and it brainstem and exposed nerve at this point.

Exactly. Exactly. And it gets to the point where like you, you're like, if you touch my clit one more time, I'm going to punch it in the nose. It gets to that point. And I'm not going to lie that there's a lot of overstimulation. Yeah. And I do get overstimulated easily. Exactly. But that's why you take a, you're like, we're calling a timeout. The one thing that they don't show you is that the women are truly 100% in charge. They're the ones who are providing the consent. And if a woman says no at any point during any one of these endeavors, everything stops. Right. Here we go.

providing the consent and if a woman says no at any point during any one of these endeavors everything stops right so i personally can't say enough about a gangbang it's real nice we floated away we got our little canoes water wings and just we got on our pineapple floaties, and we floated down that lazy-ass river. I do love our lazy river with a cocktail. Okay. Well, I mean, again, I'm open to considering a lot of things and to even possibly just witnessing prior to participation. Absolutely. Just to get the sense of the vibe and the energy that occurs.

Because I'm a big energy person, just like it's got to be right or else one person throws energy off and it's just, you've ruined it for everybody. And that's why we can't have nice things. Don't be that person. And I hope to God I'm never that person. Absolutely. I never want to be the poop in the punch bowl, guys. Nobody wants to be that floaty turd. Nobody wants to be that floaty turd. Thank you you so much though. I really appreciate you coming and doing this. Oh, it's my pleasure. Thank you for inviting me. Yay. We'll do this again. I'm sure. Oh yeah.

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