Krazy Truth about Swinging #356 Get over this must have playroom bullshit!

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Speaker1: Hey, kids. The program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm your host, Nicole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, what the fuck are you laughing about, bitch, Miss Amanda? Today we learned the importance of camera angle. Say your line. Hey. We're here to tantalite and otherwise entertain you besides just my thumb and all this other bullshit. When we make it, I'm getting staff for this too. Oh, whatever. They're not punching bags. They are in film. Okay. We're practicing. Move on. Yo, Adrian. Anyways, okay. So for those of you who follow along at home, I've been doing. My nose are itchy. So this is Season 9, Episode 356. We're glad to be here and whatnot. Oh, sponsors, we do that. I remember that now. Are we sure? Okay. Not really. 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We are proud to have STD Hero as a corporate official testing company of Kazma Inc. and Kazma Studio and all parts in between. It means the actual award. What in the fuck is so funny as I'm trying to do this? And you just come back and you see all the hearts. Do you want to know why? Why? Because you were reading that and I yawned and I went, and then I went, That's it. Fucking enabler. Just saying. Oh, my God. Hey, look, here's a crack rock for the attic. Dance around it. Here's another one. Yeah, whatever. What are you fucking doing? Because it's stuck to my fucking arm. You can put it on your fucking head. In the movies, sometimes it's your fucking mouth or your fucking cooter or your fucking... Just saying. Anyways, now she'll never find her glasses. Now just look if you have a hat on. You gotta make it lower. You don't have to put it on, that's okay. It doesn't match my hair in my eyes. Give me the fucking, give me the fucking, Jesus. Okay. They're coming to Cary's, you can see them there. Anyways. Don't anticipate the check in February to show up, just saying. All right, so. What are we even doing here? So, we're having fun, because this weekend, And we is, you know, it's pressure time. This is the love-hate part. Crazy Wonder Nights is in a couple of days, and this is the hate part. Actually, it hasn't been that bad this time. So we're excited. It hasn't been the past couple of weeks, but whatever. We call the week before the shit show week. Oh, my God. Because something always stirs up. This is one of those, the week before a major event, it's like all the shit that shouldn't happen in your personal life, like, Hey, mom, dad, the dog jumped in the washing machine. What? I mean, just weird, stupid shit like that. That kind of shit always happens right before a major event. And this time is no exception. No, we call it shit show week. I think because we're so busy wanting to get stuff done that something always gets in the way. And this year, and it wouldn't be crazy winter nights without, you know, a huge winter storm hitting the rest of the country. It's really funny. It won't affect actually KC and Crazy Winter Nights directly. But people coming from a huge swath of the other 35 fucking states. Whatever. So entertainment. We'll talk about AVNs. Yeah, we're actually really lucky because this year we didn't go to AVNs because you weren't nominated and it was too close to KWL. Yeah, we weren't going to go. We have friends that have been in Las Vegas trying to leave Las Vegas since Saturday. Yeah. They still haven't made it out. It's not because they can't. Not Vegas. It's their destination. Yeah, we have one friend that's trying to get to Virginia. Yeah. When they got out of Vegas today, and the only flight they could get out of Vegas routed them through New York City, which is now where they're stuck. And there's supposed to be a huge other storm coming through there. They don't, in my opinion, because when they talk about going to New Jersey, they're only like, what, like a seven-hour drive or something? By then, I'd just run a car and get the fuck home. But we're different. We're different because we're not afraid of that. But yeah, it's airlines. It's a show. So it's insanity. But that is not what the show is going to be about. No. No. That's just one of the excitement of what we do. Because we're having fun. We are having fun. We are. It's been a good day. It's actually been a really good day. You know. Yeah, it is what it is. So it has been a good day. We're doing shows to teach and educate. Oh. Something like that. That's a story I'm thinking about. You know, so many times, like in my rants, my rants and stuff are denoted off of shit that happens. It is what spurs most of my rants on. Right. Which is what causes most of why I go directions that I go in most things that I do. Right. That's what this show is going to be. I was listening because of the radio station. You know, I was doing the radio station and seeing the titles for all these other shows and stuff. And I'm just sitting there just going, okay. Neat. What I love about what we do is we don't fucking do that. We totally do our own fucking thing. Okay. So here's the, this show. is putting in perspective what the lifestyle fucking is. What it is, what it's supposed to be, and what it's fucking not. You know, we all do things that are fun in our life. Like, most people can't say their jobs are necessarily fun, right? Most people, you know, there's responsibilities in life that are not necessarily fun, but they're requirements. They're part of life, what we have to do. to do, right? You know, having, there's a lot of parts of having kids that are great. Sometimes kids' activities can be neat, but they're not all fucking fun. And any parent goes, every kid activity is the greatest. You're fucking lying. Fucking shut up. That's bullshit. Like, you know, I love listening to my kids perform. No. You love listening to your kids perform the good shit, but the rest of the kids that sound like they're killing cats in a band, you fucking hate that just like the rest of the parents. Don't like them bullshit, okay? There's, but there's parts of this stuff that we have to do. The Lifestyle, what's so unique about The Lifestyle is that it tends to be a hobby that once you get into it, it takes over a lot of the rest of your social life. It takes over a lot of who you hang out with. It takes a lot of what you do if you're going to go out or where you're going to go, you know, who you hang out with. I mean, we hear it all the time. People in it long enough, like they don't have near as many, They don't do as much stuff with their vanilla friends anymore. Or maybe they don't have as many vanilla friends anymore. And that's a huge upside of the lifestyle. Right? It's a neat part of it that it can be so cool like that. Yeah. But the lifestyle is still, it's not life. It's a life enhancer. Even for us, it's our business. It's literally what, it's our company. It's what, Crazy Wonder Night's not a side gig, okay? Total side note. Just going on a little tangent, total side note here. What's really funny when people, when you talk about big events, and people think that they should, they go, why don't you, you should tell more people, give them more info, and you should do this, you should do that. Making cute little shit and selling it on Etsy is a side hustle. Right. Right. Doing, like, yard art is a side hustle. Some people, if they're artists. Some people are artists. Painting and selling those is a side hustle. Like the bitches. Okay. Shit like that. Events that we do are not a motherfucking side. side hustle. Okay. Just saying it's a company. And just like a company doesn't tell everybody, every customer walks in all the information about it. It's then neither. That's right right here. I got it. Neither. You can hear the sound. Neither are we. It's, it's not a side hustle. Okay. Just that's, that's why. So don't get butthurt when people go, why don't you, you need to tell us more information. Uh, no. Right. Sorry. And for most of the people, anything they do in the lifestyle is a fucking hobby or side hustle. That's the way this works. There's a fucking difference. That was my little vein. Back to my other point. At some point in time, even for us, where it is our business, it is what we do, it's not the end-all be-all of life. What kills me about the bucking lifestyle is that how some people take it to that point. They take it and they make it 100% the end-all be-all. So let me give you the example of what happens. When we do CASBit Cares, if somebody, we've come out with the new rule with CASBit Cares is if you get, if you come to us for help and we're able to help you, the new requirement is you are You're not allowed. You're banned from attending any ACASMA events for a minimum of the next year. Because it's not just us being a dick, or us, me, being a dick. It's because the focus then should be if you needed help financially, which can happen to anybody. We're not judging because of that. No, no. It can. But the thing is, is that having been poor, We still aren't to a large degree, okay? But having been, like, uber poor, it's very easy when you get any money to come in to justify not doing the right thing with the money and justifying you're in a pity party, well, I'm just going to go do this. I'm not going to enable that. We want it to be that we want you to still be part of the group. We want to still, we can be friends, we can be all those things, but I'm not going to enable your bad decisions with money to continue your money. Now, let me say this again for the people in the back, because, you know, I'm a dick and don't do this. I'm not going to take your money to enable you to make bad decisions. I'm going to take as a businessman and go, I don't want your money right now. You need to work on getting you squared away. Because this is kind of like going, hey, I own a bar. I know that you're a recovering alcoholic. I know you've had a bad day, and you walk in, and we're supposedly friends, and you go, I want a drink. And I go, I'm going to make fucking $1,000 off this motherfucker. Or do I do the right thing and go, no, you don't. Here's some water. Here's some Pepsi water. Here you go. I mean, it's that sort of thing. And that's some of the things that have come up, is that, damn it, the funny part of it is, is that how pissed off people get when you take and you want to try to help And I'm bringing this up as a broader thing because I believe in the lifestyle we all have the responsibility to sometimes help protect other people from themselves. And it doesn't mean in that year timeframe you can't get your shit together. Nobody should say shit together. Right. You know, all the stars align and everything gets caught up. We're not saying that. But, you know, it's just. Because you have one person that does it over and over again. And it's like, stop. You ask, like, each year. Get your stuff together. Because I've seen your post of, you want money, and then you go and buy this. What? Well, that doesn't make any sense. So we're just, we have to make a broad thing for everybody because of one or two people. Sometimes when you really give a shit about somebody or you give a shit about people in general, you have a responsibility to look from the outside. So I'm going to go back to the drinking example a little bit. It's being at having a house party, an event, a picnic, I don't care where it is, and you see somebody and they're way too drunk and you know they're too drunk, you know they're not going to be thrown and you go, hey, sorry, no more. I'm cutting you off. But it's about what is doing the right thing. And the problem and the challenge with the lifestyle is bad decisions tend to compound. Because here's the deal. Most people, if they can't afford the tickets or the whatever, the basic, okay, they're not going to go to the event and just drink water. They're not going to go to the event and not participate in other parts. They're still going to, they're going to spend more money because, well, I'm here, and I want to make the most of it, and there's justification. And the reality of it is, is that if you're not going to see that, somebody else has to. And it's a broader indication of this shit, because here's the thing. It's like making the right decision if you know someone is, maybe they're really not in the mood to fuck. Maybe they're not totally in the right frame of mind to fuck. Maybe they're sober, but emotionally you can see they're not in the right frame of mind to fuck. What do you do? Do you, even if it pisses them off, do you do the right thing and say, you know, I know you're not feeling it. Why don't we just schedule a different time? Let's just talk. And that's a huge part of the lifestyle. And that's the part that's not popular to talk about. I understand it's more fun to hear about the orgies and the gangbangs and whatever, but if you've done this any length of time, or if you do this any length of time, you will be faced with the time when the reality is you have to make a decision. Do you press on ahead knowing not everyone's comfortable and fuck anyways? Or do you go, I'm sorry, this is not right? And whether that be with, you know, like in our, if it's somebody putting on an event with taking money and having somebody come in or whether it be about sex or whether it be whatever, that's the reality of this. That's the part of the lifestyle that is supposed, It's supposed to be what's most important. There was one guy that I was supposed to meet up with. And we kept planning and things kept coming in the way. And finally we decided to plan for it. And I'm like, you know, I'm not feeling it. Can we schedule a different day? And I got ghosted. It's like, I'm sorry, but if I'm not feeling it, you're not going to want 5% of me, are you? Aren't you going to want 100%? And here's the thing that's so important with this. I would rather piss somebody off but be able to live with myself than to do something that I know was wrong. And that is a huge part of what the lifestyle is supposed to be about. It's supposed to be about doing what's right because we're supposed to be more than just people on the street. If you want a meat market, go to Tinder, go to a singles bar, whatever. It's supposed to be more. Even if you sport luck, the connection's supposed to be more than that. And what my one part of this is to say to people, you can get pissed all you want at somebody who does the right thing. But if you will honestly sit back and think about it later, what is the advantage? What does somebody have to gain if everything's tense, somebody's not comfortable, there's a freak out in the before playroom and people go, we're not going to play right now. What did they gain? Not getting laid? Right. So what does somebody gain if they go, I'm sorry, until your finances, I want to make sure that we're not perpetuating the problem, so we're not going to take your money. What is the advantage for us doing, for people to do that? If you look at it logically, there is no advantage for the person trying to be cool. It's about trying to legitimately... Unless they think that you sickeningly get off on it. Yeah, unless they just want to think, you're being mean. And the reality is. That's just childish. It's childish. And that's. It's so fucking simple. And it's like. But in life. You can't always get your way. And the reality is. Is that. That's where. At some point in time. You need to take a look at the lifestyle. And you need to. Occasionally. Like. Once or twice a year. Re-evaluate. What priority is it getting. Is it. is it taking in your life? Because if it becomes that consuming, if you can't see why you shouldn't spend the money that you don't have on the lifestyle, why you shouldn't force your spouse to fuck somebody they don't want to fuck, or you fuck somebody you don't want to fuck, or whatever, if you can't see that, then you need to reevaluate what the lifestyle is and where you're at in it. Because the lifestyle is like any other addiction. Golf can become an addiction, right? Watching sports, betting, drinking, booze, you know, weed, whatever, drugs. The lifestyle can become an addiction if you don't keep track of where the fuck you're at in it. And it's easy to have it just kind of, it slides into it. Because all of a sudden, most people don't just all of a sudden one day we're swingers and now we cut all the vanilla people out of our life. It doesn't. You never realize that it's happening. It just kind of happens. We didn't have any friends. We still don't. So, I mean, it's just this gradual slide. So, but you have to be willing. You should just hurt Larry's feelings. No, well, Larry does. Him and I are different. That's a bond that's beyond function. But, I mean, you have to evaluate what is it? Where does it fall in your life? Because if it takes that level, then you're doing it wrong. Well, you know, when we first got in the lifestyle, it was, well, we need to fuck. But when we got in the lifestyle, when we found the parties, and we found out there was actually some going on, there was one every month. And we were like, my God, we can't afford to keep going to one a month. It's going to kill us. My gosh. And I think we were doing okay with money, but you have bills. Yes, you have. And it was like, wow, how can we, we can't keep doing this. We'll have to pick which ones we want to go to. And here's the thing. People do it all the time. People, when you first start in the lifestyle, it is, it does become way more of a fuck fast because it is kid and candy store. You're eager to get your dick wet. It is what it is. Well, and pussy is fucking whore. The thing is, it's like when you can finally drive and stop it with every fucking quick shot you want without mom and dad knowing, okay, you're just running amok for a little while. But then at some point in time, you have to bring it, back in. Everybody's going to go through that cycle. There are some people who never bring it back in. And you have to evaluate it because you start going out when you don't want to go out just because you have to go out. And that becomes a harsh reality of it. And I'm telling you right now that the ability for that kind of, especially if half of you are addicted and half of you It was like, I guess when we were in the lifestyle early, we didn't know anybody. So it was like, you know, there's people that want to make special deals. You know, well, what kind of a special deal can I get? The same as everybody else? No. You know, I really don't know you that well. Why should you get a special deal? I've got one getting one tonight. The lifestyle should revolve around your life. Your life should not revolve around the lifestyle. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, so that was the first topic that I wanted to talk about. That one went pretty quick. The second one, I guarantee I'm going to have fucking people absolutely fucking across the board nationwide fucking just lambat. I don't fucking care. I want to talk about motherfucking playrooms at events. I want to talk about playrooms. A house party, the goal is you're going better. Fuck. That's one thing. Those aren't playrooms. That's a house party. It is so incredibly entertaining to me. We continuously get people, that bitch, and won't come to events and can't believe that we do not have playrooms. And this last time around, it's been awesome. We've had people complain because how can they go and watch people have sex? Right. So let me start with this blanket statement first so I can make sure to rattle as many cages as possible. And we'll work away from there. Crazy Wonder Nights. We're in our ninth year. We've thrown out a total of seven people in nine and eight years. Thousands of people, we've thrown out seven. Any other national event, I promise you their numbers, they throw out that many people an hour, let alone, I mean, not necessarily, that's an exaggeration, but no party this long can say the kind of numbers we can say. What's the one thing that you can consistently put at most parties where there's an issue? Bucking playrooms. And I'm going to tell you why. Playrooms are a fucking cesspool of fucking poor decisions, egos, embarrassment, and buckery. It is the only thing worse than a regular playroom is a black room. I want to go in a black room so bad. It sounds like so much fun to me. What a black room is, is that you walk in, you're naked, it's completely dark, the lights are never on, and just fucking Find a hole and fucking find a person to start going. I don't want to stay till the lights come on because I don't know what I want to know what I stuck my dick in. But that's a black room. That to me is as an event coordinator, you there, that's a degree of fucking stupid to play in that. Not even funny. Do I want to go to one? Yeah. Well, I have one. No. Okay. Playrooms. Here's what happens at playrooms. All the people I'm going to take this breakfast in order. The people that Absolutely want playrooms. Number one, we've had this conversation the last couple weeks. If you don't sport fuck, how the fuck can you use a playroom? Seriously. This is our big chance to fuck somebody we don't know. Motherfuckers, you don't want to do that. You've just said in your bio that you got to get to know somebody. And let me tell you, just as a side note here, here's how this works. Meeting you 20 minutes ago or the day before at the mixer is not knowing you. That's still sport-fucking. Just let's lay it out for what it fucking is. I know it makes you feel better, and you're going to go, oh, but I knew him for all 24 hours. You still sport-fucked him, you fucking pieces of shit. Okay, now pause because I saw somebody. Just pause just a second because I want to bring up the topic sport-fucking because I saw somebody on one of the Facebook groups put, you know, we're not into sport-fucking. We don't fuck 10 people a night. Okay. That's speed-fucking. That's speed-fucking. I might go on sport fucking just means you don't need to know them. So we'll clarify that now because I was like actually offended that the guy said that. Now, if you go to the fun party, you can speed fuck and sport fuck at the same time. And doesn't everybody come out a better winner that way? Sure. Your pussy would be hurt? Mine wouldn't. Anyway, go on. Okay. My ear would. Let it sink in for a minute. Oh, my God. Okay. For those that didn't fall along, it's because she'd be bitching all the way home about her sore pussy. Anywho. So the problem is, so one, okay, so now it's, oh, no, no, I only want to go in a playroom with people that we know, okay, that you're good friends with. Okay, great. Why? Why do you need to be in a room where we want people to watch? Okay. Let me explain how this fucking works. That's a lie when people go, oh, I want people to watch me. No, you fucking don't. You don't generally just want anybody to watch you. Ask me how I fucking know this, because I've heard this enough times and went down this path. Here's the thing. What you want is this other couple that you think is hot to watch you. Well, no. What you want is the hot chick. You don't want the weird creeper guy you don't know over there jacking off watching you. You're not going to be okay with that. No. I don't agree. Okay. Because when the previous girlfriend and I went into a party room or a playroom at another hotel takeover, We put on a show for the entire, all the set. It was just you and a couple of other couples that we knew. And then all of a sudden the whole room was full. You two were a unique story. Most people. I didn't care about the filming. Most people would have a problem with it. I didn't care about it. Most people. You now shoot porn. There are people that wouldn't ever do that. And they don't want. Here's the thing. Okay, it's like a crazy one. If we had a room for people to come watch and fuck. 99% of the people would be fucking just fine. If you're like, I want to come watch you fuck, they'd be like, fucking sweet. You fucking started jacking off watch, they'd be like, fucking sweet. But some dude, they don't know, this may be, I don't know, 63, single male, kind of quiet, looks kind of hump-rumpy, standing in the back, not talking to anybody next to no, he's kind of stroking shit. I'm going to have people go, cool, this creeper's in here? Because you don't fucking want anybody to want you. You want select people. So here's the deal. You know what? Go to your fucking hotel room and take the select people that you want to watch you. Fuck. But if you're going to be in a playroom, you know what? You need to be okay with the fact that that dude that also paid 75 bucks, it's not doing anything wrong, but being single and being kind of shy wants to touch his dick because he thinks you guys are hot fucking. If you can't handle that, fuck you and you need to be in a fucking playroom. You don't go to your fucking hotel. And that's the reality of it. The truth of the bullshit with playroom. Do you want to know where most fucking rules get broken? Because at that moment in time, hi, we're Dave and Michelle, and we're new to fucking swinging, and so we kind of had too much to drink, and we wandered in the room, and next thing you know, oh, oh, and now we're doing shit that we didn't fucking talk about, and all of a sudden, Michelle's getting railed by six fucking cocks. Dave's over here, can't get a boner out, feels like he's less of a man, wants to fucking die, and is starting to get her attention, and all she knows is, ah, dicks everywhere, can't fucking seize it and then they're fighting on the hotel room way back to the hotel room afterwards because she's a fucking whore and broke every rule and she's pissed because he kissed some bitch that she didn't know and then i'm gonna call that's the reality of fucking playrooms 90 at a sex club at a club the problems aren't from the people sitting talking having drinks out in the cocktail area whatever it's when they get into a playroom what is the common denominator this shit is sesame street Seriously. The reality of it is... I guess what a lot of people don't get is they're not necessarily going to hear the squabbles about it. But if you put on an event, you hear about it. Don't look and hear about it when they're yelling and screaming in the hallway. It's the neighbors that sound like the fucking abuse commercials that are calling me going, there's a fight going on next door. That's the truth. I think we had that. Someone told us about hearing that at KWN last year. No, there was one a couple years ago I could give names. Because they brought a girlfriend that wasn't really a girlfriend. And trying to drag him around. And he was somebody that people didn't want to watch. And when he would wander into the room to watch. Because it opened to everybody. They got pissed off. I can't help it. He was fucking creepy. He still paid his money. He did nothing wrong. Other than he wasn't your type. That's the fucking truth. That's the reality of this shit. It's like. Plus. I'm just going to put it out there. Especially guys. Because you. It's. Very rarely do I have women reaching out to us going, Cole, I want a playroom so I can be a whore in front of everybody. Because even though you're not at swinging, it's okay. They're not going to say that. It's their fucking husbands or boyfriends go, what are your fucking playrooms? Let me help you out with this shit. Here's how you start. Step one, take a couple or person or whatever, go back to your room with your door closed and it's quiet and it's calm in the perfect situation. Get an erection. Fuck them good, have no issues, and then graduate up. Because here's what's going to fucking happen. When you and the missus go to the fucking playroom, and there's three dudes there that have already done the tri-mix shot, or Viagra, and they're fucking hard as a fucking cement pillar. They could fuck a tree and drill a hole in it. And they're fucking her six ways to Tuesday, and you're over here going, Oh my god, there's all these people watching, and she's getting fucked, and she's making noises, she sneezes, she never sneezes when you fuck, and oh my god, and all this other shit down on top of it, your dick's not fucking hard. Because that's what's going to happen most of the time in the playroom. And that's when the fight starts. Seriously. That's the reality and the fucking truth. The part of this shit that is so annoying to me, and that has me so fired up over the last couple weeks is, God damn it, let's get to the fucking truth. It's not that hard. Just fucking be honest. You know what? I've been doing this for 15 fucking years. I shoot fucking porn. You know what? There are times at 53 years old, my dick doesn't get hard. I could beat it with a fucking stick. It will not get fucking hard. Swear to God. I tried try mixing. We didn't shoot it up right and fuck that up. It is what it is. That is my problem. Okay? It's part of life. So in turn, what do I not put myself in a situation to do? and go, let's watch Cole get his dick sucked. Because what it's going to be is, let's watch Cole sweat, look like he's going to have a fucking heart attack, and his penis goes somewhere out of his ass, because it's trying to hide away like it was negative 33 degrees. That's the reality of it. It sucks, because when I was 20, it went hard as a rock, and I could have run and just fucking rammed holes in it, but it's not there now. It's the truth. It's the fucking truth. You want to have a great swinging experience, and it's a great swinging journey, Fucking be honest. It's not. That. Hard. Here's the other reality of the playrooms. Love this shit. The rave is. To take. We have a girls only playroom. No guys left. No guys can touch. Do you know how much time and security you need to make sure that follows through? Now, in our events, that doesn't happen. Generally, and I'll tell you why it doesn't happen. This is going to sound egotistical, but it's fucking true. It doesn't happen like when we've had all girls mainly at crazy summer nights. One, our people are way more mature. Two, for the people that aren't more mature, they know she's in it. And they know if Miss Amanda's in it, and you break that fucking rule, A, if I'm not right there, she's going to go get me. And then you're going to deal with me. And then there's going to be a problem. Because, like, that's the way that works. And it doesn't matter if it's somebody else. If she sees somebody else doing it to another girl, she knows, and all most of the girls know, go get Cole. And Cole's going to take care of her problem. No, sometimes I can just take care of it right then and there. Or she will have no problem going to get your dick out of there. Wow, she'll fucking slap that fucker away. Get back, you're not allowed in here. Leah. Leah, the one. Leah, I love her. She is awesome. Sweet butterfly. And I'll grow melee because she is not bi. Right. Her thing was she totally enjoyed watching and she was the official. She's as good a bounce as I was. You have to stay five feet back. And somebody tried to give somebody a water. She's like, no. No, I'll give it to them. Yep. And so you have people trying to push the boundaries. And it was just, I was innocent on giving water. That was. But, you know. But a lot of times, look, there was a party, not by another group in Kansas City, again, and this goes like to a black party. Called a blackout. I don't like it calling a black party. Okay. Well, that's what they called it. But whatever. Their thing was, when you walked through the door, you went up to a side room, and everybody stripped naked, and the whole time it lights her off, and it went into a room. I'm just like, oh, okay. Rock on. I mean, I could, I wouldn't have a problem doing it, but I, I wouldn't want to see what I was... The problem with playrooms... The other thing that happens with most playrooms, and here's the other truth of it, is... Everybody goes, do a playroom. Most of the time, you know what's going on in a playroom? Nothing. People keep walking by. Anybody in there yet? Nope. And how do we know this? Because at one hotel takeover, the same one that the girl and I did a show, we stayed in the room right next door. Because... That's the room that we were assigned. Awesome. It was fantastic. It had a balcony and everybody used it to smoke on. How do I know this? Because they woke me up at four o'clock in the morning and went, shut the fuck up. But we knew what was going on because there was like a adjoining door. So we heard everything that was going on in there. There wasn't people playing. If anything, there was a party at one point. And I'm just like, okay, go to bed. And I know part of this with the playrooms. This ties in, the reason I robbed the players with the others, this ties in with the first part of what we were talking about at the show. Protecting people from themselves. There are certain rules in the adult world that are gray areas. Okay? Especially when it comes to events. It's a gray area to take money at the door of an event. Officially, you're not supposed to. You could be busted for it. Ah. Who wants to take that risk? A play area, a play room is not gray. It's not gray. There is no gray. A play room is prostitution. Everywhere in the country. Doing a hotel takeover in Las Vegas, Nevada. A play room is illegal. It's prostitution. Everywhere. That's not some big secret. You're paying money. You're paying money. You can go in here and you get laid. That's prostitution. Now, let me tell you a little story about prostitution. They don't care about the girls. That's not who they're trying to bust. A woman in most states get popped for prostitution. It's a misdemeanor. It's fine. They want the johns. They want the guys. So think about this for a minute. Think about you're in a playroom. You're new. Everybody's just having fun. You're new. You're naked. And you're bucking. And it's all consensual. Everybody's following the rules. And the bucker gets popped. Hmm. Was it worth it? Probably fucking not. And that's the reality of it. The thing is, is that playrooms can be great, but they can blow up. There's more negative to positives with it. Again, last time we went to a blackout room, turned into drama central because my guy was in there giving head and turned into a shit show. Yup. Because that's part of the concept with a blackout room. You don't know anything. Is that that's the stipulation. So my question is how'd they know he was bi sucking head unless they reached down to grab their genitals and went oh fuck. Larry worst part about a playroom who's tested. Not only worst part about a playroom who's tested at least most of the swimmers We'll have clean sheets and stuff that you're supposed to change. The bed's over. At a hotel party. No one does that. Think about this for a minute. What's a joke that we all talk about anyways? And a husband and wife, nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot. Even if it's your own fucking wet spot. Now, squish squash, you're taking a bath and you jump into a fucking bed and it's fucking... Six layers of fucking jizz factored all over it. Ew. I think I had a beard. Okay, that would give it away. Beth, who's using condoms? Who's watching? If you've never had group sex before, there's a lot of moving parts. There's a lot of shit. It can be a lot of fun. Even in controlled group sex situations, you hear about people that somebody is supposed to be using a condom. They're not. You know, there's it. There can be. It's like. My God, it's the lack of fucking thought and common sense and everything stops right fucking here. Oh my God, there's no, yeah, but I want it. It becomes like this two-year-old mentality. Yeah, but no, no. You know, I am happy that people that don't want to come to a party because it's boring because we don't have a playroom. Fuck you. You know what? Do you know where sex can be fun? Sex can be fun in your car. Sex can be fun in your hotel room. Sex can be fun in a playroom. Sex can be fun out in a park. Sex can be fun at fucking your neighbor's house. Sex can be fun at your place of employment. You got more of these undercover than I do. Sex is generally fun anywhere. So, well, you can't have fun if you can't fuck in a playroom? And if you're coming to a fucking party just to watch, that's great. Then get some goddamn friends that will let you watch. Or, or, Shoot me an email. I'll give you a fucking list of all the places that you can watch her and all the other adult porn stars that we know. Because if you want to watch sex, it's everywhere. It's cool. No, but live is different. Okay, then get a friend and watch them. The only reason I can even figure out why somebody want a playroom is if you lived a local and you didn't want to pay for a hotel room just wanted to go to the party, but you find someone there that you might want to hook up with so you can go to a playroom that's general and hook up with them. That's the only reason I can think that somebody would really want one. Go nutty if you're going to go to a party that has the potential to have sex. Find somebody that has a hotel room. And figure that part of the cost of fucking is either condoms being tested, maybe a room, or rent a car, Uber, wherever it is you want to fuck, that that's part of the cost. How would you like your first experience in a swinger situation? I want you all to close your eyes and picture this. Picture back to when you were brand new swingers. You're so excited and it's so exciting and it's like, oh my god we're here, doing the arm tap look at that, we're getting to watch people fuck and it's like we can join in, we're in a playroom Oh, sweet. We pile our clothes on the floor with everybody else's shit that won't be able to find later. And that's how come I have to deal with socks and shit later and people can't find. And we lay down on the bed and I lay you down and you go, and you got fucking, you're instantly, it's ice fucking cold. It smells of sex. It's been going on for the last 12 hours. You put your hands somewhere because you're going to fuck her up on your, up on your hands. And it's right in some other dude's pile of Right? So she's not going to let you touch her hair because you're going to fucking, you know, what about something about Mary, her hair. And there's this other couple that comes into it. Absolutely. You have zero turn on. It's fucking gross and kind of smells like they maybe have been fucking and drinking for six hours and haven't showered because there's nothing hotter than big sweaty fucking guy smell that smells gross and old sex mixed in. It's just like the degree of fucking act. Because how many people go and shower themselves off or go clean themselves off after having sex with Lincoln? And after you have this incredibly fucking awkward sex that maybe somebody tried to stick their dick involved that wasn't approved or maybe broke a rule or whatever else, then you're going to get up as you're drippy, gross, and everything else. Put your clothes back on you. Mmm. So to seal in the flavor of fucking hack, you're going to keep the glaze on you so that you can either keep drinking, go back to your room when you're drunk and tired, and peel them off and whatever, and sleep in that so that the next day you can sleep in your bed that's pre-jizzed and pre-fucking glazed for you, and you can take that home. And so on Sunday morning when you get back home and you're doing laundry, you can relive the experience with the smell of old mix of cooter cum, jizz, axe, sweat, cigarettes, whatever else there, and all and your sweaty cooters, sweaty balls, and your dogs are going nuts, and even they're kind of like, that's fucking gross, maybe I should just mark it, and fucking... Man, if you could start off your swinging experience with that, well, fuck, there'd be 50 million people who'd be swinging. Why wouldn't everybody... I mean, you know, wouldn't it be fun to do that and then go down, and like where we're getting pizza at KWN, you go down, you get pizza later, and you're going to take a piece of pizza, and That's that pizza with your fucking somebody else's crunchy jizzed hand. God. Right? And maybe somebody before you was doing anal sex, so they just kind of wiped their hand and dick off. And let's, look, I'm going to be completely like, you want to know what, when I jack up, Amanda hates it, because I jack off in bed, and I'll wipe it on the side of the bed. She's like, quit, crusty in the bed. Picture 50 fucking people doing that that you don't know. Mmm. Man. That's fucking hot. Shows Don't Talk About That. Oh, yeah, because it's more fun to go. It was an orgy, and it was so hot. Yeah, and your fucking legs were glazed for a week. Neat. That's fucking disgusting. Just fucking... Shower. That's so gross. I'm serious. Oh, my God. Such a picturesque moment right there, isn't it? Well, the thing is, is that how many fucking people go... You're not selling pizza tickets. How many people in a hotel... No, the person dishes it up, so you touch your own pizza. I love weed stink. How many people... There's showers right there. You know what else you're not going to see in the playroom? Ain't nobody going to go take a shower. No. At least at the public pool, in theory, you have to pretend to walk into the showers before you go jump in the water. And they got fucking chlorine. Just throwing it out there. I mean, that's the reality of it. Not to mention, you know, and I joke and I make this huge funny thing with it, but the truth is, the first time, If you don't have. Your ducks in a row as a couple. I don't care if you've been a lifestyle 20 years. If you've never done group sex. You need to have your fucking ducks in a row. Because I'm telling you. Caught up in the moment. 99% of rules get broken. Not because it was planned. Somebody got caught up in the moment. And I'm telling. We're having a whole seminar. how to say no. Because most people can't say no. They can't say no online. They can't say no via text. They can't say no in person when everybody's dressed. What that says is most people don't have the guts or the ability or the comfort level when you're in the middle of the whole thing to try and go no. And be forceful, especially if it could stop everything. Everybody's answer is just kind of let it go. To me, can play with Does every playroom equal bad? No. But it's to prove the fucking point of, I'm telling you, it's almost like you should have to pass a test, level up, before you can get to that fucking point. Because it's not the same. It's, look, we do the same fucking, we do the same group sex as a different animal, not for novices. We used to talk about this for bonfires, because it was a whole different, it was an arm, the setting was so different, it was a totally different beast than anything you were prepared for. It's kind of like the concept of porn. Here's the fucking reality. Here's the fucking reality of it. Everybody goes, oh, we filmed swinger sex. Neat. That doesn't mean a fucking thing. You want to find out if you can shoot porn? Come up to the presidential suite when we've got three fucking lights that put off the same light as the fucking sun. Right. Seriously. And you will sit there and be hot as fuck. And that's just what the light's on. And oh, by the way, her and I are fully dressed and we're crawling all over the place. So you're fucking, but it's like, you got another person and their job is just to crawl all over you and you're sticking when you can feel the camera up your fucking ass you know or somebody's going to look up to look at the camera so you can focus guess what it's different it's not that it's wrong but it's just the reality of to have to be honest and go it's different it's not it's not the same and if you're a And you're new to an event, and it may seem like that would be safer, it would be less scary, it would be less, you know, whatever, because it's not. That's not the answer. How the fuck did we survive? Because we started with a group sex. Well, pretty much. Because we basically did everything, we tell people all the time, we're like, you know, you don't just start off with a huge party, start small. The first party we had was a hotel takeover. Okay, so we did everything ass backwards, completely. Let's look at us go. Last point real quick that I'm going to put out here, because this is the other thing that's just kind of a common, this show is more like common sense shit. As God is my witness, please remember this very basic and simple concept, okay? If you, it's completely understandable. You should, I don't know what it says, You shouldn't be fucking anybody that you're not comfortable fucking. No exceptions. I know. It's like, well, that's kind of a no-brainer. Duh. I understand. The thing is, is that we have people go, well, part of the joy of a playroom is if I don't feel comfortable taking him to my hotel room, I can take him to a playroom. That actually came up. If you don't feel, look, taking them to your house is a totally different fucking ballgame, right? Because that's, there's a personal space there. We don't bring people to our house. I mean, that's one, that's why a lot of swingers, if they meet up somewhere, go get a hotel room. If you're at a hotel takeover, that's all swingers, whatever, their staff, their security, whatever, and you don't feel comfortable taking them to your hotel room to bed. Don't. Fuck them. Just don't. That's for the director. You had to deal with me with that more. Don't do it. Don't do it. You can play golf with somebody you really don't like. You can shoot pool with somebody you really don't like. But even that stupid, why would you? But the intimate act of bucking. Seriously. Don't buck them. If you aren't comfortable enough to go to a hotel room in a hotel takeover, to go to your hotel room in a hotel takeover, your dick, and I like to fuck crazy, your dick should not go in them. Or their dick should not go in you. It's just like, Duh. Commentant. Don't do it. You're not required at a hotel takeover. I know this is weird. Believe it or not, I have had less sex at hotel takeovers than anywhere else. Not just my own. Yeah. Not just your own. We've been to several hotel takeovers, and I don't know if maybe we've played with one person, maybe. There's been something. Well... No, we've had some because we went through a lot through the last fucking 15 years. Oh, yeah. But the reality of it is, here's the truth. It's okay to not fucking get laid. Like, if you're not feeling... You don't feel... You don't connect or whatever your requirements are, then don't fuck. It's okay. It's not like you're being great. It's like, well, fuck you. You failed your test. Sorry, there's one corner off your hotel takeover card. Don't let it happen again. Get some dick or get some pussy. It doesn't work that fucking way. Don't do it. Just fucking don't. I hope that all the other fucking shows would listen to our shit because while they're talking about nothing but the fucking happy, crabby, joyous shit that means and covers nothing, that they would actually listen to this because this is the shit that people need to know. The common sense factor. If you don't feel comfortable with somebody, don't get in the car with them, right? And I think, oh, no, you're drunk. I'm not getting in the car with you. Okay, well, it's the same thing with the sack. Don't buck them. If you have any way, shape, or form, go, eh, that's called, trust your gut, keep your legs together. End of story. It's not hard. Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. And if you have to use a public playroom to feel safe, you are fucking it up. You are wrong. There is no middle ground there. It's like, well, but in my case, no, you are wrong, and you shouldn't be doing it, and you're not mature enough to be in the goddamn fucking lifestyle. That's the fucking truth. The lifestyle is about having your fucking head out of your ass. It is not miniature golf. It is not going playing ski ball together. It's not just going to have dinner. It's an adult activity that takes adult common sense and adult fucking thought process. And if you can't do that, then stop it. Don't. Don't fucking do that to yourself. This is a message. No, this is a fucking message of trying to help us, trying to help you, whoever needs to hear this message. Get the fuck out. It's not for you. Maybe someday it will, but it ain't fucking right now. Get the fuck out. And when you're mature enough and you're ready to fucking handle it and you can handle it, get in. If you thought you were ready and something happens, goes through and you go, I'm not ready for this, then be an adult and get the fuck out. It's simple It's all it takes If you'll do that If you'll do that You'll have a great experience You can Which part? Oh wait I don't know if she's saying it to me or something No Someone put if you need some kind of liquid courage to fuck someone Dot And she goes there's some cases I disagree with this statement No Well if Wait a minute No, and they're both right. They're both right. Because liquid courage can be just, if you need to get fucked up. Right. If you need to get fucked up. Then don't. Don't do it. But if you need a little bit to take the edge off, to take the nerves out of the equation, I get that. That's one thing. But just like conversation, if you could, you can't just, we could literally, back when my dick worked all the time. We could literally, and if the right girl comes along, it still does. I could literally say, hi, let's go fuck. But there's sometimes you need, oh, I need chatting a little bit. I mean, a little bit, but it's about amounts. If you have to get train wrecked drunk or train wrecked fucked up to do this, don't. Wait. Wait till you're comfortable the next time around. There's nothing wrong. Look, there is nothing wrong with finding somebody that you find exceedingly attractive that you're like, I really want to bang that person. And there's nothing wrong with being nervous. And you know what? That nervousness would be something that you have to, that you just couldn't, you can't do it on the first time. Even if you swore or fuck, you just couldn't because, well. It's intimidating. It's intimidating. That's okay. Like, that's not, that's not like some mark of shame. The only people that keep score are ourselves. That's the problem. And we think everybody else sees our scorecard. If you cheat at golf, the only person knows cheating is you. Nobody cares. And that's the same thing. So it's okay to go, man, I just sat and talked to him. I'll tell you, there is a gal on Mad Harlot. This chick, I am so fucking, I finally got to meet her. And she is the greatest guy. We sat and talked two nights. Fucking incredible, incredible. You know what, the first time, I'm sitting next to her, and Cole, it's just sitting there going, meh. I was so fucking starstruck. Yeah. She was making fun of me. The sweetest. Sweetest. Because she could see that I was so, until I finally, you know what, and that's okay. You know, so it's not like, because of that, that means you failed. It just means that you were starstruck, and you were whatever, or you, you know, you found them really attractive. There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, my God. Find the ways of the adult. I know adulting most times sucks. Adulting can be fun in the lifestyle. The lifestyle is actually more fun when you're fucking an adult than when you're not. Well, that ought to sell a lot of tickets. Anyways, I don't fucking care. It's the fucking truth. It is what it fucking is. And for other great things, go ahead and fucking... Yeah, she didn't. She keeps changing it. She can't figure it out. Blondear. Are you going to have doing hair color KWN? I was thinking, I knew that was coming. I was thinking about taking one, but I'm like, eh. I have a new one coming, so we'll see what it looks like. Well, get here in time? No. Oh, okay. Fuck no. All right. Well, with that being said, kids, we hope you guys are excited for KWN that are coming. We're excited about it. Am I not allowed to sneeze? You are. Maybe I'm allergic to you. No, I just make sure to see where you're done. No, because there's another one coming. Oh, sweet. Really? You do come multiple times. Anyways, shout out to our sponsors again. ASN Lifestyle Magazine, MotorBunny.com, STD Hero. Make sure that you check on the show notes. You can find links to all of them. We are super excited to see everybody at KWN. Make sure, if you're not coming to KWN, Saturday night, when we do our little spiel, we're going to be going live. It's going to be happening live, and you are going to want to watch it, because big announcements. Big announcements. So, with that being said, don't forget to buy your videos. With that being said, the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will, Kazma Style, out. Bye!