Krazy Truth about Swinging #352 Phony Experts

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host of Most on Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and broken tits, Miss Amanda. They're not broken. Hey, they're not broken. Are you sure? They're just nipply. That's not an issue with that. Implants is nipple with the pee. Chill. So your nipples are broken. No, it's telling me it's cold. I think your nipples are broken. Try again. Go fish. Anyways, we're here to tantalate, tantalate, and otherwise just do stuff. So, whatever. I don't know what we're doing. We're just starting to record. It's the end of the year. We're trying to finish this shit up. End of the season. All that fun crap. at home. Well, hi, welcome. It's the end of Season 8, Episode 352. It's going to be Season 9. And so... That's fixing your sleep. No, that's fine. I'm sticking them both. Oh, well, here. We'll just make an email. No, I... Bitch, cuff it up. No, fix it. Shout out to our sponsors. That's going to be changing. So ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as lifestyle, check out ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Don't forget also Motor Bunny. Don't trust your cooter to just anybody. Motor Bunny.com. Check them out. We got some exciting stuff coming with that too. Just saying. And DiscreteAndDirtyCo.com. Check it out for all your lifestyle events. Cute shirts. Cute designs. If you know, you know. If you don't, you don't. Custom designs are welcome. Check them out today. So we got all kinds of cool shit coming. We got some really cool shit coming. Because I've been busting my ass. So. Yes. Totally revamping full swap shop. So I'm able to actually, it's not done yet. But we're actually going to be, we're actually going to have You're going to be able to buy Motor Bunnies on Full Swap Shop. Cool. Motor Bunnies, DV8, their games and glory holes are going on there because it's going to be fully our products and our affiliates only. So you're going to be able to go right on there and get those. You're going to be on just closed up a deal, just closed a deal that we're going to have a new product on there. We're going to, we're revolutionizing once again. So, it's going to be easy to get stuff, but all of our products are going to be on there. So, full swap shop, the revamp is coming soon as we're frantically working to get everything done before the start of the new year. Oh, that part of my hair looks dumb. And that's why we spent all that money on wigs, remember? I know, and I haven't had a chance to wear them. You've worn one wig, the cheapest wig you have. No, it's not the cheapest wig I've got. No, it's the most expensive. No, it's not. The one you've been wearing the most recently is the cheapest wig. The blonde. The one you've been wearing the most recently. Still. My own hair? Oh, my God. What fucking wig have you been wearing the most? If you're talking about. What fucking wig? Answer the question, you old bat. We're two old people, and I don't want to hear your shit. This is what old people do. Oh, the gray one? Yeah, yeah. We're old people now, and we're going to argue like old people. Okay. What? I can't. Because I went to a doctor's appointment today. That is not until tomorrow. We went to the hospital, because it's at the hospital. I even have the motherfucker written on my paper calendar. I wrote it on the correct day and the correct time, and I went the wrong day. We get there when we go out to lunch, and then we go there. We're there like 15 minutes. To be overachievers. And she's like, oh, your appointment that's tomorrow? And we're like, oh, fuck. Sitting there and I've got more gray fucking hairs. Well, let me see if they can And now we realize that we need our children with us. Knowing that I fucking, then I pissed away the entire acting. Because then I got stuck shopping, going to the grocery store. Oh, darn it. Oh, fuck off. My credit card's still smoking. Steam flying all that motherfucker. Don't blame it on me. And I still have to go to the doctor tomorrow. God. I can't believe it. Hopefully we don't have to call one of the boys to sit in with us so we can understand what the fuck they say. What? I'm just kidding. Okay. Anyways. So, there you go. Oh, my goodness. I have such a headache, and it's all a stupid headache, because I've been stupid. So, we did it all today. We were jerry-rigging the door. We were. We were using cardboard to make the door work right, because that's what old people do. We were squawking about needing to clean the car, because that's what old people fucking do. We're showing up to doctor's appointments at incorrect time, because that's what old people fucking do. We won't comment about the parking and the parking garage. and crunching and sore and stiff and all kinds of fucking shit. Like old people. Face it. We're old. Apparently no shit. Anyways, so now we're on our show talking about swingers. So all you 20-somethings, definitely listen to whatever the fuck we have to say. What? Okay. Just saying. How funny. And my face is still droopy. I'm sad on this side. I'm happy on this side. Sad, happy, sad, happy, sad. Anyways. But no, we did just have a really good meeting. The one positive that I remember, because I don't know what I've forgotten. That's the joy of being old. Who knows? We'll find that out tomorrow. Is that I had a really good meeting. Yeah, she had a good meeting. That will have a huge impact on Kazma. I was thinking it was going to go late since the last one went late and we missed the podcast because it went late. Well, you know, maybe it was supposed to. Hell, it could still be going on. I just wandered out. The amount of changes that are happening to Kaz right now, like if you went on to Full Swap Radio, we've completely rebranded the radio station. We've got some huge things coming with stuff. So Jessica goes, I'll tell you what I tell my mom. Record the appointment so you can go back and listen to it. Fuck off. We did that when his mom was in the hospital. Oh, my God. My brother and I went to so many documents. What did he say? No. Well, let's go back and listen. This is what they said. This is what he actually said. Great. No. But there's a lot of stuff that's drastically going to change, make a huge impact in CASBA. Yeah. A lot of stuff. And there's a lot of stuff that's going on. We're rebranding a lot of stuff. And mind you, it all seems to be really fucking expensive. But I think in the grand scheme of things, it will be really, really good. And this whole thing with Full Swap Radio, or Full Swap Shop, excuse me, is huge. Because think about being able to have our sponsors, where instead of having to know, you don't have to know their website. Yeah. All you gotta know is Full Swap Radio. No. No. Full Swap Shop. All you gotta know is Full Swap Shop. I mean, one simple stuff. I mean, that's... That's really the ultimate goal. So there's a lot of stuff. And so on top of it, I booked a whole bunch more Santa gigs because I just want to... I actually, tonight is one of four remaining nights between now and Christmas, but I don't have at least one Santa gig. Okay. And multiple nights I have two or three. So one of them is Saturday. They were in a panic because their original Santa that they had double booked, but it happens to be that we will be 15 minutes away around the time that they need a Santa Claus. So we're like, if you can wait till this time, then we can do it. So we're having, now we have three Santa gigs on Saturday, and we have three on Sunday, and we have, then two days off, then we have, then I go six straight, seven straight days. Yeah. Christmas Eve right now, I have four stops. But two of them, we get to go to the fire department. Yeah, so Zippy's over here. Play with your hoses. Anyways, okay, so, but that's, so that's what's going on. So you want to watch it coming out, because there's a lot of cool shit. A lot of cool shit. For the local people, we'll put it on Facebook where we're going to be. Yes. That's public. Right. Right. But I was talking just cool other Casbah shit. Yes, there's that too. There's lots of Casbah shit. It was just what came to mind before I forget like I did last time and I still don't remember what it was I was going to say. Because you're fucking old. Yeah, that happens. Huh? So there you go. This is horrible. Anyways, so we have a show. It's tonight. This is probably the last show of the season. I'm thinking. Because I think we're pretty much booked. We might do one next week. Maybe. But hard to tell. Nobody really cares about that shit. Just saying. They care. No, they don't. No, they don't. Not really. Well, actually, you have two shows before Christmas. No, because I'll be busy. Three shows before the end of the year. Yeah, but I'll be busy. So there's something I'm not going to do. We have three weeks before the end of the year. It doesn't fucking matter. I'm not doing one. You're going to be doing an interview on one night of them on one of those shows. That's a Monday. And I don't fucking. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe, you know what, the season's nowhere close and it's just begun. We're just going to keep powering through. Anyways, nobody cares. So let's get into the show, shall we? They care. Because some of the time we're going to get a new goddamn fucking computer. I fucking hate this computer. Just saying. Okay, there we are. Hey, we're back. Okay, so. Yes, we're getting a new computer. for Cole, so he has a new work computer instead of crumping about this one. Piece of shit. Anyways, it is what it is. So. Yeah, okay. Did you forget what you were going to say? Fuck you, I'm not going to admit that. Is it Cole's turn? I'm not going to admit that, no. Is it Cole's turn? No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Why are you here? Who are you? How'd you get in my house? Okay, so let's talk. Don't scare the youngins. No shit. Hey, 20-somethings, this is you in a couple years. Suck it. So there you go. Are you recording the show or the rant? Yes, I will be doing a rant. I need to do a rant. Death's really done because I don't know how it's done. It's on my list. But I wasted all afternoon at a place that I wasn't supposed to be at. So I didn't get a lot of shit done. Well, actually, if you think about it, it kind of screws up the whole day because you do so much. you have to stop and get ready to go somewhere to go to an appointment that didn't exist. And that's why I get to do it tomorrow. Yay. I got to go down and work in the basement tonight still. Anyways, okay, so yeah, let's start the show. We've been going. Well, I mean, but the actual show where somebody gives. For 10 minutes. The part where somebody gives to, like, fuck, what the fuck we're doing. That part. Okay. Oh, by the way, on Full Swap Shop, you'll also find Miss Amanda's stuff. We've added her on there as well. All of her stuff. stuff on there also. Anyway, oh, I haven't twisted my mustache since we're working on twisting my mustache. Yeah, he's trying to go for the handlebar thing. Anyways, so. You don't have to do it while you're doing it. Oh, fuck it, nobody cares. It's like some people, they like this. Anyways, so, yeah, you know, here's something that's interesting. Maybe this is just an old person thing to get out of my yard. Squirrels. I just noticed this is something that I was going to rant about, but, you know, it works. This is the warning that I'm going to post out for people getting information from podcasts. Consider the fucking source. There are more motherfucking sources right now out there that are yammering about lifestyle shit. People are turning to these sources. Mm-hmm. Thinking they're actually getting some sort of insight. Mm-hmm. And these motherfuckers no more know their way around a swinger event than the man on the fucking moon. Because you shoot porn doesn't mean you have an fucking earthly idea about swinger. Oh, I go to swinger events. Well, congratulations. So does a million other people. It doesn't mean they know shit. Yeah. Just because they show up at one, just because you bought a fucking ticket, It doesn't mean you have a clue what the fuck you're yammering about. Because you have a big dick and a fucking shoot point does not mean you have a fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Or you hang out with other podcasters that pretend they used to be swingers that never were that fucking pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about with lifestyle events. It's the most amazing thing I've ever fucking seen. We live in a world of And made up shit. The scariness of what AI can do. Oh, fuck. You know, you can't go online. Facebook, I can't fucking stand Facebook anymore. No. Because it's like, well, that's not true. That's not true. There's a girl that posts pictures and I'm like, that's funny. Your ass didn't look like that yesterday and your boobs weren't that big. But they are now, so. And tomorrow they'll look totally different. Right. You know, the. Benefit of AI, but you want it to look like you. I guess when you meet in person, they'll be in shock. The sad thing is with this, nobody, there is nobody that can, I don't give a fuck if you have sexologists in your title, sexology, sexasaurus, because you're a sexual dinosaur. No, okay, but on Facebook, in your thread will pop up a, become a sex therapist. Oh, so I can take, you know, this little, I can pay money and bumble, Fuck my way through it. Do you know how I can become a life coach? Say you are. I'm a life coach. Ta-da. But you could be one. But the thing is, there is no right and wrong way necessarily to be a swinger. And it's like, if you, if these, what makes us an expert? Not a goddamn thing. Uh-uh. But we never claim to be. No. And we've gone pretty much based upon experience and knowledge about what we've learned in the past over however many frickin' it's been because I lose count. And the bigger part is we share that part. We share the part that these are our opinions, right? This is our experiences. I don't know if I've said it once. I've said it a million times over the last eight years. Swingers is a choose-your-own-adventure, right? So somebody's going to go right now, well, then why can you bet you other people? Because the difference is these They're not saying that part. They're leaving that part out. They're leaving the part out that says, these are just our opinions. These are just our experience. We're telling people how long we've done this. And we're also telling people the other part of it, the parts where we've fucked shit up. I can honestly say that if you go back and listen to our shows, all 352 shows, I guarantee at least 90% of those shows, whatever the topic is, I have called myself out on the carpet for shit that I did, per the topic we're talking about, that I did wrong. Right? You know, it's like booze, we've talked about, you know, guilty of this, guilty of that. I mean, honest transparency. The challenge is, you know, we've got Swap 101 is one of our Facebook pages that we have. And it is growing insanely much. I think it's up to 38,000 members. It's growing like 200 members a day. There is a shit ton of people that are new that are legitimately looking for answers. Answers are validation. Answers are validation, exactly. We have people that are just thirsty. We have people that are just picture collect. There's all that shit's out there, too. We get that. It happens everywhere. But there are legitimate people looking for help. And they're turning to people. They're listening to us. They're listening to other shows like us, good and bad. And we've done shows in the past talking about the bullshit stories of everything. Every swinger event turns into this happy, great ending. Yay! I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about people that are trying to come off as experts. And they don't have the time in. They don't have the basis in. They don't have the experience in. But much more importantly, they don't have the balls enough to admit that it is just based on their experiences. I cannot tell you how to properly maneuver not in New Orleans. I can tell you how to, based on our experience, how to maneuver a big event like Naughty in New Orleans, but specifically Naughty in New Orleans, I can't tell you how to maneuver that because we've never been there. Even if we go, I can only tell you how we experienced it and how we navigated it. That's it. Everybody had their own experience. Everybody had their own experience. I can't tell you set in stone. I can tell you there are certain things in the lifestyle that are set in stone. Consent. Respect. Right? It should be. Yeah, we can tell you those things. But the challenge is, and this is becoming, it's a bigger deal to me now. Part of the reason I'm going down this path is, there is, a serious attack on porn and on the adult world. Including swingers. I know swingers hate to hear this shit, but it's fucking true. There's a complete and serious attack on all these parts of our life. Ask me how I know. We own Full Swap Radio. One of our shows on Full Swap Radio has went to use Buzzsprout for the last five years. Let me say that again. Five fucking years to produce their podcast. Just like we do. And they got booted because they got reported as their content was too sexual. South Carolina. South Carolina? Yeah. South Carolina and Alabama. Two states. Have completely 100% banned porn. Almost every major porn business company otherwise has pulled out. They will. You cannot look at porn in those states. Won't come up on your computer. There are now platforms that will not allow you to post porn if it was made in those states. They will not allow you to post content if you are from those states and have made porn in another state. I say this shit because in Nebraska, where we're at, you cannot go on Pornhub because Pornhub is pulled out of Nebraska because of the laws. Wake the fuck up. There is a war on the adult world and it is now spreading to the ethical non-monogamy world because guess what? It doesn't fit in. It's 12 million people strong. That means in the U.S. alone there's 340 million people. That means the rest of them don't buy into what we're doing. And it doesn't fit the narrative. And so the areas to get legitimate Information. Is getting smaller. What happens. When you take away. Avenues of information. Whether it be in. Sports. Sciences. Reading. Booking. Astrology. Astronomy. Can't talk to my fucking creepy face. Medicines. When you take avenues away, the demand for that information grows because people can't casually find it. It's not right there. And what happens when you take those and you confine those and confine those, people latch on to any place that they hear something that sounds like knowledge. So now you have an ethical non-monogamy community or new people coming in because, guess what, it ain't going away. People still want to do it. But they want to learn shit. They need to know. It's generational. They can't find the information. Hell, now they can't even find it via porn to find the wrong information that way. Apparently, swinging's like this. The pizza guy shows up, everybody fucks him, and he goes home, and he still gets paid for the pizza. I mean, that's- Usually they forget to pay the pizza guy. Yeah. It's all in paid income. It's paid in a cream pie. Mmm. Are those pineapples on that pussy? Anyways, so the thing is, Is, do you think the porn all pizzas have pineapple on them? Make the cum taste better? No. It's a random thought. Keep that in mind. Anyways. Do you ever actually see them eat the pizza? No, which I think is a huge waste. Well, you know what? The next porn that we record, it's going to be pizza and we're going to be eating it. We're ending it with eating pizza. You can eat it off my pussy. How's that? Will there be pineapples? And do you want pineapples on it? I don't like pineapples on my pizza. I want black olives. Ew. You can have black olives. I'm not eating it. And green olives? mushrooms, shrooms. Anyways, but as that window gets smaller, people are going to these other sources that sound legit. But there's nothing behind it. It's fluff. It's the Wizard of fucking Oz. Pull away the curtain. There's no big giant green head. There's some little scrawny dude jacking off running the controls back behind. For people that don't believe us, look in the area that we're from. We watched it. We got to watch Cormacate, which is really fucking sweet. It took 10 years before a fucking piece of shit one of got ran out of the fucking from being able to do events after burning every fucking hotel and fucking people over. Yeah. But that's what's happening. Under. Fucking. Ground. And the problem is, here's the deal, boys and girls. If you learned about sex based upon what your buddies told you in the locker room, you're now an adult and you're doing it wrong. And it's the same with swinging. What's that say? I have seen numerous so-called experts who are obviously using AI-generated information and not actual experience. Yes. It's so random. And the thing is, look, this sounds like an old person thinking, get off my yard, fucking squirrels. But we can't stop the growing tide of AI. And we can't stop, and there's some parts we don't want to, and we can't stop it. But we can be aware of the reality that's around us and work to try to support shows, people, events, whatever. Legitimate sources within the ethical community. Ethical non-monogamy community. And that means supporting people by, you know, attending a meet and greet. You know, it means by behaving and being willing to step up to somebody new and go, hey, You know, kind of take somebody new under your wing a little bit. It's by listening constructively and listening, because I'm old, I can't think of the fucking one. Oh, my God. Listening and really analyzing, going, okay, is the information I'm hearing, is it legitimate? Where's it coming from? Because the thing is, is you can have somebody, you can have a brand new show off But they're really good because they're being transparent. I guess that's weird not to just let the how long someone's been doing something be the key factor. Right? I believe there's a place for AI, but actual experience should lead the way. You're exactly right. It really should. No one should listen to it should go. That's never tuned in to Crazy Truth About 20. They shouldn't before they listen to our show go. Well, these guys have to know they're right because they've been doing it for eight seasons. Shouldn't. You should listen to our show. Listen to our stuff. Subjectively listen and make a decision. Just because we've been doing it for eight years doesn't mean shit. For eight years, we could've been full of just absolute crap just making stupid shit up, pulling shit out of our ass. We could be on here sitting there going, the best thing to do before any swinger event is shove a banana up your ass and then fucking, then you're ready to go. I mean. I make it taste better. It could. But I mean, seriously, it's like, you know, I mean, that's the thing. And so, and what's really bad is there's some of these fucking bogus shows and whatever. that legitimately are using their statistics. How many listeners or followers do they have? I mean, we see in the porn world all the time. Oh my God, they've got, this person has 6,000 followers, this person has 30,000 followers. So this person has got to be better fucked than this person. No. There's all kinds of ways to manipulate that, right? So. Used to be when you were on Twitter before it became X, whatever. You can buy subscribers or whatever. Followers. There was a time you could go on and buy a thousand subscribers on YouTube, on Twitter. I mean, there's so many things out there. And we have to be on our toes and be listening. Even if you're new, you go, well, how will I know I'm new? Well, listen to a couple different sources, right? Misinformed people will unknowingly draw their wrong attention to the lifestyle, which in turn puts a bullseye on it because now it's headline news. And that is exactly it. That's exactly it. And that's just the thing. It's like, the other part of it is, one source is not the correct way to go. If you listen to shows, and you listen to Crazy Truth About Swinging, and you're the only show I listen to to get all my information on the lifestyle that's Crazy Truth About Swinging, I'm here to tell you, that's wrong. You need to listen to other sources to get other opinions. And come up with your own conclusion. And come up with your own conclusion. You may think, well, there's some things, Cole really knows what he's talking about. And there's other things you may go, let's not laugh. There could be a few things. And the other thing you go, Cole's a fucking idiot. Probably a lot of that too. And that's okay. I mean, that's this whole thing. It's about multiple sources. It's so funny because we talk about drama in the lifestyle. We talk about drama in the adult world because it runs fucking rabid. Oh, shit. You can't avoid it anywhere. It's because people listen, they hear one thing, and that's all they... They go, oh, erp, erp. So that makes it law. No. You have to think. You have to fucking think. All of it's a choose-your-own-adventure. It is. Just because those experts look young and pretty. It doesn't mean they know all about the live show. Exactly. Look, let's run in terms of music. Okay? I just was watching a clip the other night of the Indigo Girls. Okay. Okay? I've been listening to the Indigo Girls for 30 years. I got turned on to them. Well, no, it had been 35. I'm telling you, Yeah. They don't look young and pretty anymore. They don't. But their shit's still good. Right? And so if you've never listened to them, it's like, listen to them. Don't look at them. Then decide. Because no, they're not hip, young, now looking, but their shit's badass. It's that same concept. It's the same concept with this. You know what? All these gray hairs is shit we've earned. Just saying. But it... Everybody has a unique take on things. Mm-hmm. Listen to it. Choose. Judge. I think that there are so many people now. There's a... Okay, Fifty Shades of Grey comes out. Swingers listen to it. They don't know what they're doing. They go find a stick. They go find another swinger. They start hitting the other swinger with the stick they found because Fifty Shades of Grey did it and he had war die. Does that mean you understand shit about BDSM? No. Right. But everybody got enamored. And there was this level of enamorment with it. You know, whatever. Rock on. I still believe there are people that sit there and lied to their teeth saying they loved getting the shit kicked out of them because it was the only thing to say. Yeah. You know how I know that? How? Because there's a lot of men out there that don't do it at all. I love it. It's so great. Yeah, we don't have to do this shit anymore. I'm sorry. I'm just going to throw this out here. I don't understand BDSM, so I could be totally wrong. But as a general rule, I don't think you go from, I like to be whipped to the point I'm bleeding to, yeah, I'm just Let's not doing that anymore. I wouldn't think. Maybe. But who knows. Unless you got injured. Unless you got it all out of your system. Whatever. I don't know if you got injured to the point of I'm not doing that anymore. And here's the thing. And I don't know. Again, I don't know. So if you listen to me on BDSM shit, I could be full of shit. I have no clue. I don't know. I had a really good point where this was going with that. But fucking eggs. They pulled Amanda. I did. But so the thing is, is that, okay, now the The big thing is, I know where I was going again, trains on track, is that because there's so much content creation and everybody wants to have an OnlyFans and everybody wants to get rich, whatever, or thinks they can do it this way, there's this new thing of like, well, they're an actual porn star. That means they know. They don't know shit. It means they know how to shoot porn. You want to know what being a porn star means? It means you know how to fuck on camera. It doesn't mean you know how to fuck on camera. on camera good it doesn't mean your videos are good it doesn't mean anything other than you know how to fuck while someone's on a camera that's all it reminds me of that one time gosh i don't remember what platform i was on but i played the one porn and i'm like oh my gosh you have to see this girl she was just laying there really stiff and she looked like she was drugged out of her gourd yeah it's just like it doesn't mean shit seriously like But people go, oh my god, they're a porn star, so they must know. Just because you shoot porn doesn't mean, all it means is you know how to fuck on camera. Now, you're a good porn star and you sell videos. Why? Because you look good when you fuck on camera. There's a difference right off the bat. Here's how I know this, if you want to test my philosophy, my theory on this. Go to whatever porn avenue that you like to look at. Okay? Turn the sound up. And click. Like five in a row. Okay? Seriously. Because you're going to hear some people going, and you're going to have loons knocking on your windows and geese lying in and fucking, they're going to knock, knock, because they think they're being called and made it to come home. And they're going to sit there and it's not going to look fucking real. And it doesn't look fucking good. And it doesn't sound fucking good. And it's just like, They're going, eh? Do they know? Does that mean they're better or have more knowledge about sex than anybody else? No. It means they know how to fuck on a camera. Yeah. I never turn the sound on. Seriously. But there are people, so the thing is, is just because someone can fuck on a camera doesn't mean they should have more credibility in matters of sexuality. Great. Here's what you know how to do. You know how to use GPS or Uber or something to get to a location that has a person with a camera and somebody else has another person there to fuck. That's what you know how to do. That is all shooting porn means you know how to do. And somebody, maybe you or maybe somebody else knows how to post it somewhere. It does not mean you have any other additional knowledge on sexuality and sexual health and sexual well-being. And just because you had group sex on camera doesn't mean you understand the dimensions of true group sex, and you understand the dynamics of it, and you understand the consent that go with it, and you understand all the other avenues of it. Folks, simply put, porn is not about great sex. Porn is about sex that looks great. That's it. You are not a better swinger, or it can, because you have shot, been filmed in an orgy. It means there was a whole bunch of people there that you fucked and somebody ran a camera. That's it. But there's this misinterpretation that that must mean you can tell people how to handle swinger group sex. The dynamics are totally different. The dynamics of a porn shoot are, hi, I'm Cole, you are Amanda. Amanda, hey, here's my form, here's your form. What are your do's? What are your don'ts? What are your do's? What are your don'ts? Awesome. Great. this, we're just gonna start, okay, awesome, cluck, thanks, thanks, it was great, hug, see you again soon, when we'll get our forms, and you fucking leave, that is the dynamics of porn, is that the dynamics of swinger sex? Oh, well, absolutely, 100% not, 100% not, because you know why? Because most swinger sex doesn't start with, here are my test results, here are your test results, sign the fucking forms, True. At Swinger, how many Swinger events do you go to that you don't use your real fucking name? We have people that we hang with. We call them family. Not really. We disown them. That's okay. But we don't use their real names. They use ours. We use ours. Because they're blown away that we use our real name in porn. There is one, the one that I really like. He uses his name. He uses his name. In conversation. But it's rare. First thing they tried to do when Amanda went to work at the brothel. You're not going to use your real name. Why? I use it for porn. What? This is what everybody knows me as. We'll keep it that way. So when people go, well, it's the same thing. No, it's not. Not even close. You know what? I'm telling you right now, I would put about $100 right now that if we went to a swinger event You let me go randomly go. We'll play duck, duck, fucking goose. And literally, fucking is the key. Right? Because I'm going to go duck, fuck, duck, fuck, goose, fuck, duck, fuck. All right. We're going to herd everybody. No one gets to talk to anybody else. We're going to herd everybody down into the room. Get naked and fuck now. Go. That would be so much fun. It would be awesome. And how many guys would be like, whoop, and everybody going, ah. No. Don't start talking. You can say hi to each other. You can say what you're do's and don't's. That's it. Oh, by the way, let me turn on the bright lights. Fuck. Well, what are you? Fuck. Well, what are you? You fuck now. Pussies and dick. Pussies on pussies. Mouse on shit. Come on, let's go. Fuck. And everybody would be like, ah. They both got fucking deer in headlights. Unless it's somebody like you in there. They'd be like, whatever. But seriously, that's the reality of it. So let me ask you, again, because someone shoots porn, does that make them an expert or any sort of skill set that you should listen to to go, they should tell me how to maneuver a swinger party? Because I'm going to tell you what, the ones doing it, they ain't got a dick this fucking big. They ain't got a fucking three inches in it when it's rock hard. So, if you have a big... No, the people that I'm talking about, no. Okay. Okay? So, wait a minute. If you can throat goat it, and you've got a monster dick, does that mean you have the right to teach people about the lifestyle? No! It doesn't. I get so aggravated with this shit. You don't say. Because these fucking people, what, to me, we talk about... We talk about it all the time in the lifestyle, about predators. Right? We talk about picture collectors. We talk about people that are cheating. We talk about people that are lying. They're all a form of predators. People that fucking spew information of which they know nothing about are fucking predators. They're just a different kind. Here's what you have to remember in the world. There's lions and tigers. And bears, oh my. But a weasel is also a predator. A garter snake is also a predator. A wasp is a predator. It's not just big impressive ones. It's not just people that walk and go, oh, and grabbing tits without permission. There are other forms of predators. and that's in life. Don't ever be confused to believe. No one has to tell a lion that they're a lion. No one has to tell a predator that they are there to kill and that they're a predator. And that's the same way it is with humans and in life. Predators know exactly what the fuck they are. And if you are a shyster and you're a fraud and you are misinforming people or you're manipulating people to believe or so, It appears you know more than you do. You are a motherfucking predator and you know exactly what the fuck you are doing. And you are no better than the son of a bitch that's grabbing the chick's ass without her permission. You're just grabbing their mind. It's the same fucking difference. It's actually worse. Let me tell you something about selling and sales in general. If I can control your mind, I can control every other part of you. I can ruin your life if I can control your mind. your mind. I can financially sink you for years. I was in the car business forever. Back when I was in the car business, an 84-month note was a long time. And look, there are people that you can get, people to give you whatever you want to if you say the right things. And you can bury somebody in a car payment that they can't afford for the next seven years of their life. Just like that. But it's here. That's where you do it to them. Same in the lifestyle. It's okay. When we first got in the lifestyle, we've heard this part, people have heard this story from us before. One guy was having trouble getting it up. And one of the other guys there, we were new. I overheard it. Best thing I ever heard in the lifestyle. You know what? You just got to know, fuck these fucking women. They're just pieces of fucking meat. Do whatever you want to, and then you'll have no trouble getting it up. That stuck with me. That's 14 years ago, and I still, to this day, remember it vividly. And I walked downstairs and what the first thing I said to you was. You are not fucking that guy. I don't care how much you want to. She had no interest in him anyways. But literally, a predator. He knew what he was doing. And so when these people do this and they twist this shit, it's the same thing with events when people purposely fuck people and misrepresenting events and everything else. You're a predator. And you know that that's what you're doing. And the worst part about it is when you're sitting there from the sidelines and you can see it and in your mind you're going, come on, come on you're going to recognize it, you've got to see it, come on something's going to click, right? Something's going to click, you're going to see it Is there a difference though between desperate and predator? No Why? Because it's a choice. It's always a choice. Right and wrong is always a choice. It's always a choice. Well, I didn't say it was right, you know, especially if you're hounding or whatever. But if you're desperate, you're making the choice that the means, no matter what, always justify the ends. is always there. Is it easy? No. No. Is there always a temptation? Sure there is. Sure there is. Absolutely. In the car business, you're taught. They tell you. No matter what type of car somebody's looking at, best one in the world. You know, I have a car just like that. That's the same type of car I have. or my wife has, or my spouse has, or my kid has. Because instantly you have a rapport, right? And it's always a temptation to say it. Sometimes the temptation is more than other times. When you've got 20 cars out midway through the month, you have no temptation to say it because you're rocking and rolling. But when you're short of a goal, The Temptation is there to stay. And you have to make the decision at that moment in time, what are you going to do to get to your goal? So the question that should be right now is, have you ever said it? Yep, I have. I need an answer to that one. Yep, I have. And you know what? I said it at the start of a test drive, and I'm sitting in the back seat, and it was nighttime when I was on the test drive. And the guilt consumed me. Consumed me. And I only needed one fucking car. I was so fucking close. I needed one car. It was going to make a huge difference in my paycheck. And as we were pulling the dealership, I said, you know what? One thing, I totally misspoke. I said, I had one. I said, I've always wanted one. Because I actually had always wanted one. It was a Dodge Intrepid at the time. That shows how fucking old I was. But I said, I do not have one. I've wanted one. Because ultimately, I still had to live with myself. Did you get that car deal? No, I didn't. I did not get the car deal. I did not get, and not because of that. And in fact, before they left, the guy caught exactly what I'd fucking done. The guy caught exactly the fact that I had somewhere, something that caused me to click. Because he said to me he appreciated my honesty on that I did not get that car sale they end up going and getting a Grand Prix actually but they did buy a car from me later when I worked there some people came back and bought a car because I was honest and I didn't get my goal either it was the last day of the month I didn't get my goal but the difference was that I walked out, my boss I was telling those stories. I was having a cigarette walk in my car the other night. They're like, why would you fucking do that? Because I have to live with me. You know, I look at this shit and I bring this up because honestly, I've sat on this show for eight fucking years and I have publicly admitted a huge chunk of my mistakes, complete fuck-ups. Some of them were accidental. Some of them were too much booze. Some of them were whatever. And I've owned them. And it's not fun. It's not fun to sit here and have to say, because as you're telling this story of something you did, you sound, you hear yourself and you're like, I was such a jackass to have fucking done that. I do that not to get, not so now they'll love me, but because it's to try to add credibility to understand we all make those mistakes that nobody's perfect. I'm not sitting there saying I'm perfect. I'm willing to own up to the fucking mistakes. What I ask of people through the years on this show and through my rant has always been, you don't have to publicly say it, just fix it. But when I see shows and groups that are putting this Bullshit information out. This is my only avenue to help fight back. I'm sitting up there watching it, and you just want to yell, don't be a dumbass. Don't believe him. But ultimately, it's nobody else's choice but your own. And again, I said it earlier in the show, and I will say it again. If you get all of your information 100% just from us, you're doing it wrong. I dropped the microphone the other day. You have to go check the other shows. Listen, get other opinions. Make your own opinions. You may go back and listen to everything I've ever said. It's fucking beyond stupid, and that's okay. As long as you made that decision and choice to do that. As we get ready to end the year, the challenges facing the lifestyle in the adult world are massive. that there are things out there that because people that do not know what the fuck they're doing, people that are trying to manipulate things they do not know how to manipulate, or things they do not understand, have the potential to put swingers and adult people and sex workers in very, very dangerous and bad situations. Somebody has to sound the fucking alarm. Somebody has to talk about the part of the swinging that's not like, and then I came so hard and she fucking, there was jizz bubbling out of her throat and her nose and her fucking ears, and I came 17 times and I wish I was the greatest fuck they'd ever have. Somebody has to come out and talk about the real parts of the shit that's out there. We put on events that don't do like other events do, and we lose people that won't come to them because they're not wild enough, and I'm okay with that. Because you know what? You ain't gonna raid my event for prostitution. Ain't nobody gonna have to go before a judge and explain shit. This is the same thing. Trust me, there are people, not a lot of people But other people listen to the show, they'll see something like this, and I will take flack, and I do not fucking care. I do not care. Because the message still has to be heard. No matter what show you listen to, or shows, listen to others. If you start listening, you'll pick it out. You'll hear the bullshit from the real deal. You'll hear the people that are making it up on the fly and the people that actually have experience. You'll catch the little nuances that people talking about. This is our experience. This is what we've seen. This is what we've done versus the magic stories of everything's perfect and wonderful and they're always the hero to every fucking story. Do you want to know how you can tell somebody's full of shit in the lifestyle? They're the fucking hero to every fucking story. It doesn't work that way. And everything was a perfect connection. Everything was fucking perfect and it was because of them. If you know me, or if you ever get a chance to meet me, or you want to know the truth about me, find out people that know me. They will tell you I have fucked some shit up on a spectacular level. Like astronomical, like life-altering clusterfuck shit. Hell, check with my fucking event coordinator. I drive her fucking nuts all the time. It is what it is. Sit down and do an interview with Amanda. She's had 33 years, almost 34 years. There's a fucking stupidity. You hear somebody, everything is awesome. I'm going to tell you something. Every story somebody tells ends in how they're the hero of the story. Do you know who created the issue to begin with? The motherfucker telling the story so they could fix something that was never a fucking issue to begin with. And that's in life. Don't believe me? Check it out. Open yours. It's just like AI pictures. If you start to look at it enough, and you start to really look at the shit, you start looking at the blog posts, and you start looking at the pictures, all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute, their face, it didn't, wait, what, what? Biggest giveaway on AI is their mouth, at least in the videos. Yep. Their mouths, their mouths and their hands. And look, there are times that these people, it's really good, they're really fucking good, and you really gotta look. But what I want you to get out of this show, It is what it is. Merry fucking Christmas. Stand out. I hate these shows. I love these shows and I hate these shows because I know these aren't like the fun and feel good shows, but it's because it's the one that no one else does. But you know what? There's nothing wrong with it. You know, I was watching... Porn? No. Actually, it was a doctor's podcast. And he gets asked, why do you keep doing this? And he goes, if I can help one person, then it's worth it in the world. Then I'll keep doing it. It's seriously been the reason why the show has went this long. Because there's been other times through the years that I've went. Beginning of last year, or this year, we debated how long we were going to keep going. But I still feel like that somebody has, I feel like the logo still means something. There's still a lucky need. Like, once there's no longer need for Batman, he'll shut off the bat signal. True. But there's still a need for the middle finger. So, there you go. Check that out. You can buy tickets. Hotel rooms are filling. It's 50 days away. And be those that think for yourself and don't listen necessarily to other people. No shit. Before you hate something, go ahead and give it a check try. We have one couple that will not come because they heard a rumor that we took it from somebody else. It's like, no, the stupid motherfucker begged us to do one and we did it and he claimed that we took it from him. I really wish that we had taken it. And that couple refuses to come. I wish we had taken it. because we need to get all the rest of the shit we left out they didn't tell us about. Jessica wishes that too because then they would absolutely take him, you know, make our job easier. But no, check out Crazy Wonder Nights. There's still tickets available and rooms. Hopefully not much longer. I appreciate you. Thanks so much. Shannon put there will be a need for Crazy Truth forever. There actually will be. I mean, it may not be us, but next generation. What the kids in there are doing. Don't listen then. Anyways, don't forget our sponsors, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, MotorBunny.com, DiscreetAndDirtyCo.com. Check them out in our show notes. You can get all the links. Please visit them. And check out all Amanda's stuff. She's got more porn stuff dropping because she's a little slut. And she does porn, so that means she knows everything about sex. No, I don't. Actually, listen to her shit. It's not fake. No, I got to have a new experience on Tuesday, but I'm not giving away. And he was this fucking big and went up her ass. He was cute. But it was all video Thank you That's how you know it's not me He was cute No but this weekend we're making Santa porn We're making Santa porn We're actually doing much Santa visits And we're making Santa porn Yeah So I'm like well we're all dressed up Just bend me over the bed Fuck me silly And we'll call it you know Mrs. Claus gets railed Actually we're gonna do it At the one event in Grand Island There'll actually be a sleigh and reindeer And I'll fuck you on the sleigh In front of everybody That'll be fun Oh that'll be entertaining That'll scare the shit out of everybody We're going to jail All right, with that being said, kids, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will. Casualty Style, under an hour, out. Bye.