Krazy Truth about Swinging #349 Pictures, videos and more

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging, episode... 349. Oh, you cheated first. No, I didn't. You're such a liar. Season 8, episode 349. We're here to tantalize, titlize, and otherwise. I'm your host with Mos Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and finally got our fucking tits all ready to go, Miss Amanda. It doesn't take much to get tits ready to go. They're not ready to go. Bullshit, it took all day. They still have been covered. Poor fuckers are tired from hanging there. And always, we're here with another great show. This is how we make the big bucks. Just saying. There's big bucks involved? There is. Other shows, not ours. Anyway, so we're here to tell you a lot of fun shit. Quick shout out to our sponsors. 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Primarily to your vagina and some other people's that went with us. But a lot of good content was made. A lot of good connections were made. Got to hang out with people, which is always a lot of fun. We got to hang out with people. Well, cool people. We got to hang out with our type of people. It's always fun when we go to the exoticists, especially if we do them more and more and we're getting more and more well-known. I've discovered that I have a new niche. He does. So be prepared for my new niche. The Polar Bear, because at Exotica, Cole was completely out of his comfort zone. The previous Exotica, I went from wearing my full Santa suit, which is hot as fuck, to the made-up really cool green vest that I can wear, like, parades and stuff with a shirt underneath it, but I didn't have a shirt on underneath it. And I was mauled, which is great, which is fine. I missed it. And so I ended up, for the entire Exotica, just wearing my Santa pants with my suspenders. and no shirt, which is completely 110%, a million fucking miles outside of any vague form of comfort zone that I have. But I did it anyways. And so I was very, very popular with the gals and with the guys. So on Sunday morning before we left New Jersey, I had three different guys that had sent me messages to want to know if I wanted to screw around during the afternoon, not to shoot They weren't professionals. They were just dudes who thought I was hot. He got hit on more than I did. As it explained, I fit the category of what would be in the gay community as a bear. Actually, it's a mature bear because I'm holding on top of it. They're gray. But the thing is, we're going to go, whatever. When the crowd calls, we roll with it. I thought it was cute. That's extremely flattering. I was going to say, it is extremely flattering. Look, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit if a fucking, you know, fucking, I don't know, fucking lizard thinks you're hot. Something thinks you're hot, you roll with it. So it's like rock on. It was extremely flattering. But we had lots of people at the booth. I mean, it wasn't the busiest show we've done of all the exoticas. But we did have, still had a lot of people. A lot of people got information about Crazy Winter Nights thanks to Mr. Almeet. and sunflower and honeybee and sweet butterfly. And so, which is awesome. And a shout out to the lovely flight attendant Fiona, who also came and hung out in our booth this year with us as well. And Miss Leanne from Hustlers to Housewife was there. So a lot of information got handed out. A lot of people were on Santa's lap. We did a lot of shoots. I think, I think figured out roughly age, 16, 20, 34 shoots, or 30 shoots. So the studio did 30 shoots over this weekend. So on top of that, with only a few of them being, very few being during show hours. So, which is impressive when you're talking about three days time frame, and that's a lot of fucking... Well, three of mine I did early. Yeah, three of yours you did early, but you still had, you know, nine others you did during the... eight others you did during the time frame and everybody else is during the show so that's a lot of content and we're going to be doing some more before the santa season's over so uh or before the holiday season's over we're going to be doing everything in my world with now santa season but uh we're going to be a lot more so that's really fucking cool and i just got to hang out with we met a lot of different stars and and creators which you know we're talking a lot of them about coming to crazy one nights as well and we've got a similar So the vendors, cool vendors. You can see, those of you who are watching at home, you can see my really cool bracelets. Thank you, Larry and Brenda. And possibly one of our vendors. A lot of bracelets with my cask on it. So, which is super cool. So, a lot of cool stuff. A lot of fucking calendars. He hasn't taken it off. Well, yeah, I have to take a shower. So, a lot of cool calendars went out. There was a dude. Cole's like, what the fuck is she doing? I went running across the room to this guy. And he, like, dwarfed you. That's what was really funny. Yeah, yeah. He was a very large guy. Yeah. But he was looking at me. I said, you want to know why I stopped you? Because you have a Husker shirt on. Yeah, I was right after we were going to the game. So that was cool. Gave him a calendar. But yeah, a whole bunch of calendars got sold. A whole bunch of meat rub got sold. We've got fans of our meat rub. We have people that came back special. We're so glad we were there because they bought meat rub last year at Jersey and needed more. So that was pretty fucking cool. But a lot of buzz about KWN. It's going to be a good time. And now that Halloween parties are fucking over, and I'm going to thank fucking God, we can move on with life. Halloween is still Friday. Yeah, okay, great. Anyway, so now we're into Crazy Winter Nights, which we're like 90 days from Crazy Winter Nights. So the shit is really on the roll now, which is cool. So a lot of stuff. The tiring part of the whole thing was to drive home. Drive home, we powered through. Drive out. We left on Monday. Because of my stupid hand. And we stopped in Ohio. In Sandusky, Ohio. Sandusky. At the Hilton, so we could get Hilton points. Oh, my God. He's such a Hilton whore. I am. Complete Hilton whore. And then we made it out there Tuesday afternoon, and then I had to shoot Tuesday night and two on Wednesday night. decided that if we were going to pick one thing to see, he left it up to me and I wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. So we went over to the... So the person that we shot with on Tuesday night's like, well, if you want to go, you don't have to go into New York and you just go to Jersey City. And we're like, really? Yeah. So we actually went over because we were going to do more of my hand fucked everything up. So, but we were able to go over and at least get the Statue of Liberty. So we had a little bit of vacation time. That was really cool to see. And it was a beautiful day. So that was really cool. And then we... It was a little chilly on a boat. It wasn't bad. It was cold. It wasn't bad. We had to power straight home, which is... Torture when you've been working nonstop. Well, it took 23 hours. It's a long time to fucking drive when you're hard. Because we got done shooting at, what, 9? Load up the car. We were out by 10. 10. At night. And we got home at 8. Monday night. Monday night. Which is fine, though. So, but... The flight was... It wasn't any better. So the exciting thing is, a couple of things are going to be exciting. One exciting thing is, for the most part, there may be a trip into Florida yet still to shoot some content. Oh my god, my hair looks like shit. That may happen. If that happens, other than maybe a short weekend trip down to Florida, most of our travel for 2025 is done. Hallelujah fucking luke. I think I make it worse. I give up on my hair. Anyways, since we'll go past your hair, So the travel is done for the year. But what's really neat is, talking to some folks last night, it looks like, yes, there's going to be Exotic in Chicago in April, which we'll be at. Yes, there's going to be Chicago at the end of October in Jersey, which we'll be at. They'll still do C, which we won't go to. But it looks like the summer one, the one in June, is going to be in a different city. They have not. They hopefully will announce for the first year, which means we'll be back to doing three Exoticus next year for sure. So, yay, more Hilton points. Hallelujah. We're on the roll, baby. It's what we do. Such a Hilton whore. Yeah, but the shows are good, and they accomplish a fucking lot. And with the studio now, we had our new wall with our new kinds of studios, and other things. There's a lot of things that have grown because of that. So, it is good. Pricey, but it's good. It is what it is. So, more places to sell your merch. Which, by the way, will be having a sale on your merch. and kind of just going to get out the door. So there you go. Anyways, on with the swinger world and whatever, because we know people get tired of listening to our fucking bullshit stuff. They don't, but you think they do. They do. It's like the oldest one who used to run Sound with Bitch going, oh my gosh, you're getting so off topic. And I've heard people go, but that's what I love about it. Listen notes says otherwise. So we'll get onto some sort of vague topic so that we can go through. Just saying. Don't you need one. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. We have to make money first. We got to sell a lot of those videos that we took. We got to sell a lot of videos. Then we're on it full time. So, but the irony, ironic. It's hard for him to think. Just go ahead and start over. Just start talking about something. No, don't start talking about something. You can't. I don't care. I can, but you don't care. Which is it? Oh my lord. Anyways, okay. So the topic that tonight, because we've had, it was interesting, a couple of the people that we shot with, most people in the porn industry were swingers at one point in time. And so it's always neat to kind of talk and trade stories and whatever, because a lot of them are no longer in the lifestyle side at all, where we obviously still are. I mean, it's our roles are different, but it's ours. And one of the topics that came up was photographs. Photographs and videos. And we were sitting around, I forget which night, doesn't really fucking matter, doesn't, nobody cares, that's an old thing, person thing. But anyways, talking about how the attitude towards pictures in the lifestyle, taking pictures, taking videos, has changed so much through the years. And it's really fucking true, because it was a big, you didn't, Now, there's a lot more people who have video cameras out when they're playing. Video cameras? Are we talking phones? Fucking, I hate you. I just fucking hate you. I'm picking on you. Taking video when people are playing and stuff like that than there ever used to be. Like, it was a big deal. It was like fucking going through pulling teeth and whatever. Someone's going to pull out a camera to take any sort of fucking pictures. And it's not whether it's good or it's just an interesting side note how that's changing the lifestyle. And honestly, part of that is because, well, so many more swingers are also trying to be content creators, which is... I don't know if it's that, but you also have more people open about their lifestyle choices so they don't care. Yeah. Actually, it's almost more ironic now than it was because there's still a degree of, oh my God, you know, I don't want to get outed, but... People's behavior in public is so much fucking different. It's like, really? You're worried about the picture? Okay, so it was like Flight Attendant Fiona. When she came into the booth, she walks into Exotic because she has a trench coat on, sunglasses. She's walking in all stealthy. She faces the wall to take her sunglasses off to put her mask on because she performs in a mask because she wants to keep her job, is what she says. Right, but it makes sense. It does make sense. When you see as many people as... She does. As she does, like at any point in time, they're going to recognize her before she, you know, she may have never seen them before in her life, and they may have seen her cooter. So, I mean, that's just, you know, the nature of the piece. But it was really interesting because, yeah, even before, the show hadn't opened quite yet to the public when she came in, came to the booth. But it just shows a really unique perspective. There was a time, and when you think about it, that's There was a time where people wouldn't even went into a lifestyle event with just a mask. And now there's people that are still, that are actually, and Fiona's one of many, male and female, that perform in a mask. Or guys that only shoot POV, point of view, video so they're not seen. It's really interesting because you'll see people be, you'll see people whip, they have no problem, like, Taking videos while they're playing, but get super fucking paranoid about going into a hotel, you know, where there's a lifestyle event. It's like, um, if there's one thing that's more damaging than the other, it's just, it's like that logical factor, or you'll see people be, you, you watch people at, at meet and greets, for example, it's a great, a great place to see it. People are taking pictures all over with each other, right? And if you look at most of the behavior at most meet and greets, it's like, if there's a way for, if there's going to be a place that most people are going to be outed, it's not going to be a hotel takeover, right? It's not going to be at a fucking, it's not going to be at a house party. Most places that people are going to be outed is a fucking meet and greet based on the way most people behave. And that's where people are snapping pictures and all over the shit. And it's just, it's interesting. I can remember doing shows years back about how it's important to make sure, obviously it's still important to make sure you have permission, but to make sure if you're going to post something, you blur tattoos that you blur. And I think it's ironic now how much that is, how much it's selective. That's really what it is, is how selective the fear of photographs are. I think part of the more acceptance with it is there's a lot more people that are doing boudoir pictures. Right. So I think that it's way more. If you think back to when we first got married, you know, 30 plus years ago, you didn't see photographers openly advertising or not very many boudoir photography. Because I don't think it was it was a thing. You know, it was it was out there. It wasn't new, but it was. It wasn't mainstream. It was still kind of... It probably wasn't as risque. It probably was risque, but it was still a little more like, a little, that was a little dirty, dirty. I mean, that was like, you know. And I think, you think about now, and I'm sure people listening have friends at work. I mean, even in the carpet, I can remember walking upstairs before you worked there, and the girls in the office talking about, well, they just went and got all pictures done. They were showing the other girls in the office. You know, but it's a different level of societal acceptance on that. So it's almost like that's made other things not as big of a deal. Sometimes I think it has to do with their job. What job they hold. Because the one guy that we were talking with on Wednesday night, she was an attorney. Yeah. on the side, but didn't blur her face out, didn't hide her face, and she got found out and got fired. Well, got let go from the whatever. Because she's a lawyer in a different firm now than knows. No. No, that's right. She doesn't count. It went through the fucking community, but yeah, she lost her job. Look, if you go on Twitter and look at a lot of the actresses and actresses they'll talk about, I just saw one that had a huge problem, and she just, this summer got busted by her job and got fired. I mean, yeah, you've lived it. I mean. But then I also shot with a guy that was a lawyer that strictly did POV. Didn't want, obviously didn't want his face seen. The funny thing is, and hypothetical question or a thought process is, okay, so it's funny that you, people are going to lose their job because they've got a picture showing their titties out on X, right? But... It's because your co-workers say, I've seen pictures of her naked. But there's co-workers that have seen pictures of their co-workers naked because they got boudoir shots and they show them. That's true. So, I mean, like, it's funny how it becomes this... It's... No one's ever ran to the Super Wands. Well, wait a minute. You don't hear about people having ran to the Super Wands. Jenny went and got boudoir pictures done, and I find that's offensive. But they'll run and go, you know, Amanda's got a titty pictures on X. I mean, honestly, what's the fucking difference? Seriously. I think that that's funny. Now, getting fired for actually doing porn, I get it. I mean, seriously. You know, you don't, if you're If you're running a business, you don't need somebody coming in and be like, you're going to be a client like, oh my God, I just want to lick your pussy. I mean, you don't need that shit. Your junk is huge. I mean, you just don't need that shit. I get it. You had somebody do that at the car dealership? Mm-hmm. For swingers, they saw you somewhere. Cam. They saw us cam. That's right. Back in the good old days of camming every night. Back in those days. Wow. It's just funny how much, It has changed What's even funnier still When you take that a step further How many people will go to Like Exotica Look In the 70s and 80s It was the car shows Like hey You know it's Omaha Civic Tour He's got the car show The General Lee is going to be there Knight Rider is going to be there Meet Daisy Duke And the Dallas Cheerleaders Blah The thing is Is You went there Because you wanted to see the cars And yeah, you wanted to get Daisy Duke's autograph and see the Dallas cheerleaders, you know, sexy picture of the Dallas Scholar with cheerleaders. But you could go, you could always say, I was just going for the cars. You know, that's what a guy could say. Well, I'm just taking my son and his friends for the cars. That's like reading Playboy for the articles. Well, but overall, the show was Hot Rods. You can't put that you're going to Exotica for the articles. There's nothing you can't say, well, I'm going to Exotica because You're going to Exotica to see the fucking porn stars. Yes, okay, they have seminars. 100% of the people couldn't name the seminars, I guarantee it. One was a selfie seminar. Imagine that. People aren't going to fucking buy into that shit. You're going to Exotica. There's billboards all over for Exotica in every city where they do them. FYI, there will be billboards someday for KWN in Kansas City. Just saying. Anywho, so the thing is, How do you go to your work and go, oh, yeah, well, we went to the exotic conference? Oh, just as a joke, you paid $100 just for as a lark to go on? No, you fucking didn't. There's no way to change why you went there. I think the whole thing with the live show is making the line... I wanted to meet this porn star. What's making the line so blurred is the fact that... Although things are culturally shifting, fucking trying to get uber conservative, the reality is people are acknowledging the horny factor that goes with shit. You know what? Here's the deal. We all jack off, and nobody gets bourgeois pictures to give to their spouse, so the spouse goes, those are very lovely. That's very lovely. No, they get it because they want to get their fucking spouse hard, or aroused. That's what it is. And that's the bottom line for it. The reality is you don't go to Exotica for any other reason besides the fact that there's some fucking hot dude or some hot fucking chick that you really want to bone and you get a picture with your fucking head between her tits or fucking next to Musclebound or sitting on Santa's lap or whatever the fucking case may be. Right? But they have a good popcorn vendor there. Right. And it's coupled next to the fucking weird sex swing and the dildo things that shoot fucking space cream out. It is what it is. I mean, and that's, there's no way around that. And as much as society wants to hide the fact that we're a bunch of horny motherfuckers, you can't. The interesting part about an exotic, and I bring, go back to this because of the swingers. Almost all points are to start off as swingers. I'm going to give this one. Here is the biggest secret. This is like a magician telling the tricks. Okay. I'm about to tell something. I'll probably be killed. Pornsters are going to come and fucking throttle me and beat me with their fucking seal killers because I'm going to give release the big secret. Are you ready for this? Swingers. You could bang. Pornstar really easily if you just got tested. If you, as the Swing community, if the Swing community would start getting tested, the people that you're watching on your phone and jacking off to, on your computer and jacking off to, and paying money to go see and jacking off to, you could stick your dick in them or have their dick stuck in you if you would test. That's the secret fucking code. The reason porn people don't fuck swingers anymore is because swingers don't test. So what am I saying? What am I telling you? Hey, folks, here's the deal. A couple of tips. Don't go up to a porn star and go, oh my god, I've always wanted to fuck a porn star. You are guaranteed that even if you're tested, you're clean, you will not get to fuck them. You know who I got that from? Who? Dakota. Okay. Dakota would always get approached because they knew, oh, you're a porn star. I've always wanted to fuck a porn star. Instantly, you are out. And that's a lot of porn stars because just because you do it for your job, just because you do it for your job, will you fuck anybody just because you do it for your job? And you work at a fucking ranch on the side. Seriously. A ranch you have to. Right. But just in real life you won't. That's right. Mm-hmm. Okay. Number two. So treat them like a person. Consent still is required. Yeah. Coolness factor is still required. Remember if you go up and act like a fucking tool bag these people can fuck some of the hottest people you'll ever see. If you're into BBWs, you know what? And you want to fuck this person, they can fuck some of the hottest BBWs you see. If you're into a whole bunch of plastic and fucking Barbie doll chicks, whatever. I mean, just saying. Little people. Yeah, if you're into little people, I got pictures of them. It's awesome. If you want a dick that's 17 foot long, okay? So remember, they have the option. So be cool. Be cool. three, test. We should be doing it anyways. If you want porn stars, porn stars like to party. If you don't believe me porn stars like to party, spend the hundred bucks to go get the VIP pass exotic and go to the after-hours parties. They want to fucking party. Even if their dick and vag is hurt from fucking shooting content, they love to fucking party. They would come if the swingers were fucking respectful, polite, and clean. I'm too old. No, you're not. Jesus. Shut up. I don't want to stay up that late. You didn't want to stay up that late when you were young. That's true. I didn't. Anyways, the thing is, is test. And what do you do? Not like I tested last year. Not like I tested. In the porn world, you have to test fucking 7 to 14 days before an event. You have to remember these fucking people, if her or I get something, we're fucking around and we pick something up. and we have shoots coming up and we pop hot, test dirty. Those are all canceled. You can't do this. So going and getting tested and getting the protest and having the results on your phone. Here's when I was just recently tested. You just instantly, because you know what porn stars like to occasionally do? Fuck not on camera. Just fuck to fuck. Like seriously, if you, I mean that they seriously like to do that. They're like people. And you know what? You don't have to hang from the ceiling. There's monkey sex to fuck a porn star. Like, because they like to just, like, fuck, like, regular, like, people fuck. Not like, you know. Like, every guy does not want to have to fuck at an angle all the time. Like, they like to just grab and go, right, type thing. Those are some of the biggest keys. And the final big key is, if you want to fuck a porn star, and this goes back to the other topic of pictures, just live in the moment. Take your phone, if you have passed all the way to that point, you're to the fucking part. Take your phone, put it down, and just fuck. These people, every time they're naked or 90% of the time they're naked, they're filming. You know what? Just fuck the fuck. I was just talking to, last night, I was texting back and forth with a friend of ours that is in the adult industry. And a porn star And you don't say I do I wanted to bang her forever today That one Thank God for porn To make happen Ironically enough she wanted to bang me too We didn't know it It was weird Yes you should go to KWN Scott But Her whole thing was Hey come down Come down to Florida We'll do some shoots Blah And then Hey you know what We can just party Have fun and hang out Which party was Like party Which means, like, fuck, just for fun fuck. That's the code. That's how this works. I think that sometimes we... The other part with filming, I know this is a roundabout way, but here's the other challenge when we film everything as just regular swingers. Let me ask someone, how often do you watch it? You know, when we first started off, The first, like, real couple that we hooked up with, which was actually two couples. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I remember taking pictures, but it was more, not in the moment, but it was more, like, after the moment. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just having fun. But that was just, that was fun, and it was something we did look at, like, the next day or the week after, because every time we looked at it, it made us all hot and horny all over again. But. But we didn't even necessarily need the pictures to get hot and horny. No. That, that was, that's, That's like part of this whole thing is like. But I think people were, I think people, some people are still uber paranoid and some should be. It depends on, it depends on your job. It depends on a lot of parts of it. But here's one of the things is like. Live in the fucking moment. A great memory will last you longer than a picture. I have a phone sitting in this studio right now that's busted. that I can't... The only reason I still have the phone is because it has got some incredibly hot videos on it. A couple incredibly hot videos. One that now means even more because he's no longer with us. And... But those memories, I can still think of those memories and get hot. You don't have to have the picture. It's like live in the... the moment. Take pictures. I guess your perspective changes after a while on pictures and shit like that. Because I just went through my phone and deleted a bunch of pictures. Like, how often do I look at them? Yeah, at the moment, it's like, yeah, I'll get a picture. Ah, it was great. For what? I mean, after a while, take them and move on. But don't be, have the pictures be of the bondage moments, but the fucking fun sex part, just fucking live in the moment. Look, if you... Get consent for pictures to begin with. Yeah, you can't do anything with them anyways, legally. You post those pictures anywhere without having the right forms. $10,000 fine 10 years in prison. So you can't do anything with them. Just... If you want to take and alter the swinging and the lifestyle and the perspective of the lifestyle and how you enjoy it start a group If you want to alter what events are like and the value of them of personal experience fun versus whatever throw big events If you want to learn how to desensitize sex, make it a job. Film it. Have every funny story from this weekend or this week. I'm shooting one of her scenes with a guy named Inches. I love watching you get fucked. I can go back and watch the videos that we've shot of you getting fucked. And it's awesome. It gives me a heart on every time. But when I'm shooting it, I don't get turned on. Because I'm focused. It's like, oh, wait, there's a shadow on his ass. Or there's a shadow on her back wrong. And we were shooting. And we were shooting with inches. And I don't know what day. That was Saturday? Maybe? I think so. And it... It turned me... It's only the second time that it's happened. Only the second time it's ever happened when I was shooting one of your films. It turned me the fuck on. I had a stiffy. I was riding this guy. And I look up and Cole grabs his dick and I'm like, I should have left. I couldn't even see it. I had just my dick. Because that's a sign. And I was like, I could do his laugh. I had a stiffy. But the sad part of that is, is that is the reality. of what you do, Snuff, it becomes just... I sat in rooms this weekend watching people fuck. Playing on my phone. You know. You gotta read it. I can't read it. Your glasses. You can't see that? Oh, actually, I can't see it better. Oh, yeah. Discretion and consent are still rules in the swinging lifestyle. If you're going to shoot content, you're pretty much putting yourself out there for everyone to see by choice. You are. That's the reality of it. It is what it is at that point in time. And eventually, everyone you know will find out. Now, there's one guy that I would be interested in hearing more about his background. Because I shot him with Leah. And he got done and I was talking to him about, you know, sending him the content. He said, yeah, you didn't really care. Yeah. And I'm like, you don't care? You don't want it? Because I just do this for fun. What do you do for a living that you can make porn for fun and not give a shit? Which is awesome. No. What a great hobby. What a great hobby. I'm just like, oh, you just do it for fun. And okay. I'm like, what do you do? you do that you don't care. And quit using their real names. I just saw that because I got a hell of a time with it. I kept trying to stumble over their names. I kept stumble over their names the whole weekend. I know who you all are. I swear to God I knew I just was like. Just saying it happens. It's just interesting. It's just it's interesting because as you continue to see stuff from different angles and different points of view. As you, as you see, you see how, and you think back, how hot recording a video was when you were just in lifestyle. Well, even your spouse, when you recorded, you and your spouse fucking, you know? Yeah, it was so hot. And how, just like everything else, if you're not careful, Because to just set up a camera and just fuck, you know, I would be like, now my brain is programmed differently, right? So now it's like, where's the camera? What's the angle? What's this going to look like? Set it up on a tripod. Right. No, I know that. That's what I'm saying to you, is that my thought process is how is that going to look? I'm going to adjust my body. You would too. Sure. Because you know exactly shit you don't like on you. Yeah. So here's the thing. If the camera's just set up, don't worry about it, just fucking. And all of a sudden, somehow or another, we get turned to the side, so all you're seeing is my fucking big old gut going, I'm going to be damn conscious of that, and I'm going to fucking shift. It's way back when, you wouldn't have. You just, you were fucking, you wouldn't care. Now it would be. You would be, too. There are certain angles that you go. I wouldn't go back and watch it. No. No. I don't like to watch my, anyway. And that's the funny part about people recording shit in the lifestyle, is that most people don't like how they look on film. Very few people are like, I look incredible when I'm fucking. You know what? When I come, I have the greatest facial expressions ever. I mean, you know, Think about this. Think about sex. Think about it. Because people, even couples, when they come, will try to alter so they don't look like they're having a stroke face when they're fucking coming with their spouse. Yeah. So you turn around and you turn around. What makes porn hot is the different angles and the different shots. Yeah. That's what makes porn hot. Because I've said it. If you look at Victoria Peaks and I, video, which we'll release soon. See how I did that? Because I learned after that, keep my fucking Santa hat on because it goes from looks like she's fucking Santa to look like she's fucking some old fat homeless guy. It changes. Okay. So when I released my scene with Fiona, I changed certain things so that helped to help that change that look, you know, and, and, but I still, Fiona asked, well, if you watch our video, I'm like, fuck, no, I didn't watch our video. She's like, it's really good. I go, your part was good. She had an outfit, and he couldn't figure out how to get it off, and it was just like a slip on, slip off. I became fucking 16 in a car again, trying to wrestle with a bra. You could tell I was feeling up, feeling for like hinges and shit. It was fucking horrible. Hinges. Not class, babe. Hinges. But it's just so funny. People are like, oh, yeah, we're going to record a video. Really? Then tell you what. Let's take, if you really think that's super awesome, great, whatever, at the next party, let's play it. Let's all sit down, not be focused on anything else. Let's all sit down and pop in your porn. Because most people are like, fuck no. Most people are going to be mortified if, Oh, hey, this is the part where you spread your butt cheeks so you can see your pussy and your asshole perfectly. Most people are going to be mortified when, you know, you can see when your balls shrivel, your balls are ball, in my case, shrivel up when you're fucking about to jizz. I mean, you know, most people, you realize, before you videotape yourself under sex, do it in front of a mirror. Watch the mirror. Yeah, exactly. Watch the mirror and watch the facial expressions that you make. What's really funny, it's hard to believe anybody ever had sex after the first time because it just looks like a stroke way down. So before we got into porn, remember when we went to Estes Park for the wedding? Mm-hmm. And we were in this kind of a hotel. I really don't know what it was. Cabin. Yeah, cabin. So we're having sex. I'm like, take a picture of me because he keeps saying, oh, you look so hot when you come. So he takes a picture of me. My face is beet red. Look, I'm like going, well, that doesn't look sexy at all. What the fuck are you looking at? I know when I come half the time, it looks like I'm going to fucking aneurysm. I mean, it's just fucking. I mean, we talked about me taking Jack off for my new polar bear image videos. There's no way that's going to be hot. Maybe it is to whoever watches. Maybe, but I can tell you this. The person who's not even watching me because I know. Look, I've jacked off in the shower and almost fucking fallen down. There's nothing sexy about it. I try not to fall and break my dick. Just saying. I mean, that there is, I have never found a way to sexually just, oh yeah. No, I'm like, oh, my arm's all cramped up and I can't feel my vein. It's just one of those things. I see you and you're like, just talking about angles. People like me go off topic. Here we are completely fucking out in the woods, wandering around aimlessly. You know, I mean, There's a kink for everyone. Yeah, but I don't know if anybody's kink is stroke. I don't think, I don't know if anybody's, I'm going to guess that when I come, my face looks the same as if I didn't have, if I wasn't knocked out, you cut my hand and did surgery on my hand at the same time. I'm going to guess it's probably pretty close to similar. I found myself giggling watching some of the, some filming some of the scenes. Because a couple guys were working really hard to come. And it was just like, you know, wow. If they needed to draw blood, it's like, well, there's a vein right on top of their forehead. You can grab that one. That motherfucker's probably about seven. I saw one guy go. He was having the hardest time, but he said he might have trouble. I don't know how you have trouble with a raging heart on, but he just had his hand over his head. I'm like, how can you keep going? It's funny, and it's a challenge. Do you need to go to the doctor and have a train or what? But it's everybody. I mean, the thing is, it's so funny because we tell people all the time when they want it, they talk to them, I want to shoot porn. Shoot porn? Poon. There you go. Shoot porn. Porn is not about great sex. Porn is about making sex look great. Mm-hmm. Do you fake it? Maybe. The sex in real life. She's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, daddy. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. It's not the same as when she's acting. What you're not seeing is when she's acting. Fuck, that hurts. God. You're not seeing the take where they go. Okay, wait. Easy, easy. Slow down a little bit. Slow down a little bit. Or readjust. Or, you know, they edit out all the, where it slips out and everybody goes, oh! Okay, that part's all edited out. You know, and it's just It's like... I don't know. It's just... Content creation has fucked up. Pictures in porn has fucked up. Still pictures in porn. Because honestly, a still picture set of boudoir pictures is sexy, but it's not as hot as, you know, we have this perception it's not as hot as, like, getting a blowjob or jacking off or whatever. The reality of it, is that sex as in general, just the look of sex is like, I don't know. Barbaric. People don't, they don't get it because you can't explain what it's like whenever it's like, all right, yeah, I'm getting wrapped up, getting ready because we got to pack shit up and, you know, we're kind of hungry and I really got to pee. Mom, we've got 10 minutes. The bloopers are fucking hilarious. The best part of, the best part of, when we shoot, that is when shit goes fucking stupid. Because it's funny. Because that's real. I'm going to tell this story because I can't. I have to watch the video to see it. One of the videos that was shot this weekend, it was Sunflower, Miss Amanda, and Sexy Tart. Miss Sexy Tart is her name. Miss Tart. Miss Tart. And the thing was, they're having a threesome. And so the plan was... No, I got an idea. It popped into my head. And it was a great idea. That all three of us can be licking a pussy. In a triangle. In a triangle. Well, not when some people are short and the other person was jumpy. And nobody's the same height. And watching the, it looked more like an Indian. We're like, here, move your leg this way. No, move your leg this way. It looked more like an Indian leg wrestling contest than it looked like anything else. And then it looked like, and what was really funny then, I made sure to get a picture of, because Mr. Tart I was also filming of him standing up on the bed, because I was going to the next side of the fall, trying to get over it. But the three of you laughing, trying to figure, it was like a sober game of Naked Twister, but with a theme. It was so fun. But that was a great part of porn, because that's funny. It was real. That's real, and... There's somewhere else I cracked a joke, but... One of the other shoots, there was something else that happened that was just like, It's like, what the hell just happened here? I mean, you know, there's parts of it that that real part is really fun. And the sad things, I think, when people in the swinger community try to just shoot, like, they're so excited to fucking videotape sex. They're just trying to get the hot part when they miss the best part of swinger sex. And that is the laughing and the silliness that goes with it. Like, That's hot. Mm-hmm. The other stuff, yeah. But that's hot. When everybody starts giggling, everybody starts laughing, you know, and just having fun, that's hot. And they miss that part of taking the pictures and the videos. And I think maybe having now, when you're doing it professionally like we do now, you appreciate those moments even more. Some of the most fun, and I was fucking exhausted. I was supposed to do an actual shoot with her name's Becky Taylor, and there was just more impact. No, it was not happening. Time wasn't on our side. Time wasn't on our side on that one. But we did a photo session, her and I with Santa. And that was so much fun because we were all just, that photo session came out great because we're cracking jokes and all the expressions, the joy and happiness shit was all real. Well, me and Honey Bee were outside the door and I'm like, God, that sounds like so much fun in there. What are they doing? Then I hear them moan and I'm like, Well, maybe they're still going at it. And then they're laughing again. I'm like, I don't know what's going on in there. We just stand out here until we're told. We should have came in and we fucked that up. But it was just, but that, that real part. And it was one of your scenes that you did with, uh, her name is Beth McKenna that'll be coming out. That's a super hot girl on girl scene. You guys were laughing. You guys know each other. You guys have known each other for a little while. And you guys, you still can't look at Dr. Pepper. That's right. Dr. Pepper in my pants. But you guys have known each other. We've known Beth for a year, year and a half. Maybe something like that. Maybe a little longer. It was when we did the all-girl orgy thing in Miami. It was when I met her. About a year and a half. And that shoot was awesome because it was so, you guys were laughing and giggling. And it was, what it was, was it was real. And that's part of what made me think of this stuff, is because I think back to, I can remember, I don't remember what party it was, it was years and years ago, we were in a room, it was a Halloween party, a divy Halloween place. Anyways, and we ended up meeting people from Canada there and all kinds of stuff doing, and they started filming. And they were so worried about making sure you get all the hot sex stuff, and it's like, that's not the cool part of this whole thing. Do you remember which one I'm talking about? No idea. Was that the hotel? Now that they need to tear down in Omaha. It's so shitty. I figured the hotel, but I don't remember any Canadian people. There was a couple there from Canada. There was a whole room full of people because we had two beds going. So a couple of our admins were in that room with us then. But they were so worried about the filming the hot sex part. It's like That wasn't the hot part Yeah And granted you don't totally know that until Your perception changes a little bit Yeah But when it does It's amazing It's really amazing So Well that was a good show about absolutely fucking nothing that we had planned to talk about So enjoy your film Live in the moment Just fuck Don't worry about it Just fuck And don't tell anybody what I told you on how you can actually have sex with porn stars. Just saying. That piece of advice right there is fucking priceless. There are some porn stars that fuck. You'd want to fuck them. They're damn good at their jobs. I'm sure they are. What do you mean you sure are? You're one of them and you've been railed by some of the ones that are male ones that are that way. But all of a sudden, you can't think of any of them that fucking were good like that? That you fucked just for fun? Well, yeah. Okay, just checking. Sure? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Well, great show. Great fucking show. I don't even know anymore. Great show. All right. We're leaving. Good night, everybody. Let's do your sponsors. Come on. Okay, so yeah. So one, look for the Christmas special go on and get some of her merch please I gotta make room for new merch coming in and be watching because you know what there'll soon to be a new I gotta do a new Santa picture now yes I'm doing another Santa picture in the Santa thong while we all spread up doing Santa picture in the thong just call me polar bear alright so anyways shout out again to asnlifestylemagazine.com shout out to motorbunny and shout out to discreetdirtyco.com.com as well. We appreciate it. All of our sponsors. You can check the show notes to get all of their websites. Please visit our sponsors. I want to take a quick second to shout out to all of our folks that came out with us to Exotica. Honeybee, which would be Beth, Mr. I'll Meet Larry, Sweet Butterfly Leah, and Savor Sunflower Brenda, and all of their work. They work the booth like bosses out there, and I think hopefully they had a good time at Exotica. A couple of them was their first Exoticas. Two first-timers, one second. One. Fourth? Fourth, yep. Shout-out to Leanne from Hustle's Housewife, who worked her both as well. As well as fucking warmed her hands. I said my hands are cold and she stuck them in her shirt. I'm not going to argue. We'll let you know when that deal gets finalized. Shout-out to Flight Attendant Fiona. as well for hanging out in her booth, which is awesome. I think she's also, FYI, she's also going to be, Leanne is going to be at Crazy Winter Nights. All of our porn stars from Kaz Studios are going to be at Crazy Winter Nights. Flight attendant Fiona is going to be at Crazy Winter Nights. So we've already got quite a few showing up and we've got some more surprises coming as far as that goes. But Santa will not be there. The polar bear will not be there. He'll be busy. Anyways, but thank you so much. to everybody. 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