Krazy Truth about Swinging #348 Jeepers Creepers!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most, or just sits here for fucking shits and giggles. Cole, I'm here with the lovely, lovely, And always correct, redhead Miss Amanda. Mostly. Hey. They heard me. Anyways. It's a pubic way. Yeah. So, anywho. So, we're talking about, obviously, her hair's already making a splash. For those of you who don't know, we're doing this in front of our secret Facebook group, Casbah Inc. Shh. Don't tell the others. So, it started in a pre-discussion because I have a red wig on today. Right. And we're going to get there. Oh, fine. We have a few fucking things that we need to do so that we can afford. Okay, go on. It's so we can afford to give you different hair color choices, Pumpkin. 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So, okay, so we're talking about, we started off, oh, this is, fuck, this episode, uh, or season, oh, I'm so fucking stoned. This is season eight, episode 348, I think, uh, if I remember correctly, and here we go. A, he's got a really bad cold. Yeah, I'm trying to fucking keep my... He had surgery on Friday. Yeah. On his hand. Yay. It's all bruised. It's bruised. My wrist is all bruised, man. It's all bruised. It's my jacking off hand. So yay. So I'm sexually frustrated. And I managed in a sterile environment to catch fucking cold. It's not sterile here. Obviously. And you think you're one kid. He thinks he probably gave it to you. Yeah, I don't know. So I caught a cold. So I'm trying to make sure my hand stays clean and I've got snot everywhere. And so I'm doped up on fucking meds all over the place. Because I take meds the important way. I take the little cup off the top of the DayQuil or NyQuil bottle. I set it to the side. And I swig. And I gauge it based on, oop, coughing, swig. I've got two different nose sprays I've got going on. Some sort of zinc tablet things. Regular zinc that I take every day. Some sort of other zinc tablet thing and nasal washes. Like, I just fucking... I do it like I do everything else. I just emerge myself in meds. So I got fucking this week to get ready. Because we got all kinds of shit going on. next week, which we'll talk about in a minute. So, anywho, so last week, nobody cares what the show was about last week. It was only about sleepy. Why don't you go sleepy for Halloween one year? You know what? Here's the part that sucks. You can make fun of me, but I've been up since 4.30. So have I. I've been up the exact same amount of time you have. I know you have, but you're sick. I'm not. So I'm tired. Anyways. Anywho. Nobody cares. But her hair, she wore a blonde wig last week. Last week. And then this week I'm wearing red. A fiery redheaded wig. And since she's put it on, she has just been every bit stereotypical redhead. Which has been awesome. We went to the store and apparently I was a bitch. You were a redhead. Just saying. And it was awesome and neat and fun. Right. So there you go. Anywho, so when a lot of cool stuff going on. So yeah, so we'll get comments on your head of what we were talking about. Somebody said you should get a... Merkin. A Merkin, which we did not know what it was. So we've already, we've learned. Two minutes into the podcast, we've learned. So Patrick Googled it. It's a pussy, a pussy wig. So you're... Sure. So your drapes can, your, yeah, drapes, curtains can, match the carpet, whatever. Basically, your pussy and your fucking head are the same. It's worn by people after shaving their mom's pubis and are used as decorative items or erotic devices by both men and women. If you had it long enough, you could use it as a hairpiece for me. Just saying. Anyways, so the things we were laughing about, because obviously we're children of Generation X, and so we fought the battles of the mighty hair wars, and we're good being non-fuzzy. But what I was starting to say was that there is a, friend of ours and her name is Dakota and she is no adult entertainer. In fact, she just had apparently a great shoot yesterday because at three different four different times during Twitter, she's like another scene done. Holy shit. I didn't think sex was this good. Uh, by the fourth and she goes, I've never been to fuck this good shooting content. So she had a lot of fun shooting, but she is, uh, she's a tad bit younger than we are. Uh, I think she's, I think she's, she was, you, you worked with when you did your dancing, because she's been a dancer for quite a few years. When I did this strip club dancing thing the one time, she was the one that helped me, and we did a little two-girls show. She's very cool. Dakota's super cool. Oh, yeah. Super cool, super nice, and she's been working out like a motherfucker. Yeah. And she has, she's like mid-30s now, and she has got. Is she mid-30s now? She has got an, like, we met her when she was. Early 30s. And she had a rockin' bot. She's got that rockin' bot. Actually, it's better now than it was before. But her thing is, is that for a lot of years, she did the totally shaved, totally shaved, vajayjayed, totally shaved pussy. But she didn't like that. And she likes having a bush. And so she does that. And it's not like looking like fucking, you know, you can get a machete and get through it, but it's well-trimmed. But she likes having a bush. One of the things that's interesting is that she's had challenges at times because some sites don't, you know, work in their preferences, right? Some sites they don't want. What they want on their site is different times hair limited and no hair, whatever. But I saw it. I haven't got to talk to her. She's been busy. She's moved back to Florida. But she shoots for a company now also, one of the companies that is, that's their whole thing. like harrybush.com or something like that. So it just goes to show the reason I pointed out is, A, rock on to her. She's doing what she wants to do. But then it just shows there's something. The adult world's a lot like swinging. There's something for everybody. And I never knew until I saw it on her post that there was a company strictly dedicated to harrybush.com. And I clicked on, of course, because, you know, inquiring minds. Solely for medicinal purposes. Solely for research purposes. Science. Education. And it was memories of throwbacks to a different time. Because there were some gals that had like 70s bush. You'd be surprised at the number of girls at the ranch that have hair. Really? I can see that. You're actually going to shoot with at least One gal that has some hair. Okay. Beth, the lawyer. Oh, yeah, she does. She has some hair. Beth McKenna. Yeah. So, you know, so you're going to shoot, and I don't know if her wife could shoot with her, too, if she does or not. Yeah, I don't know. So, but it's just interesting. Yeah, what's old is new. Yeah, to a lot of people it is. So it's just cool that, again, there's something. I prefer the feeling without. Well, that's the refreshing part or the part that, you know, we talk about all the time that porn's not real, right? Because it's not. It is and it isn't. I mean, it's not like WWE where they don't actually fucking punch each other. I mean, some of it's real. You're actually getting fucked, but, you know, it's not. Some of the orgasms are real, some of them aren't. Right. But it just shows that just even when you shoot porn, you don't have to totally abandon your personal preferences, your personal identity to be in the adult industry, which is really, really cool. And you may have to work harder to find the niche it wants to buy, depending on what you're into, or the companies or whatever. But there is something out there for everybody. Which is really cool. That's part of why we do things the way we do, like, in CASBA group. Because there's something for everybody out there. So, anyways. So, interesting point. So, I'm sure for the next couple days we'll see all the posts about, ooh, I love your hair. So, vote on the color that you think. Send us an email. Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot CASBA, K-A-S-B-H, Gmail dot com. And tell us what type of hairstyle you You'd like to see Ms. Van have because... Hairstyle or hair color? Both. Because the thing is, you are going to shoot because, yes, you can shoot with wigs on. You are going to be shooting porn with wigs on. So let's see. Maybe somebody wants... Get a bunch of people that go and want to see you with the fucking, you know... Bring out the perfect... A super long fucking one. Like, there's a super long one. Like, you know, whatever. Or let's see what type of things you get. Who knows? Anyways. So, all right. So I have... have a theme for tonight. And we know that things are always, things trigger me, right, for what we talk about. So I want to talk, I want, well, first, because of the countdown, we're about to finish back on. Again, Miss Amanda's calendars are out. The 2026 calendar's out. Makes for a great Christmas gift. We have them here. If you would like to get one, you can go on her website, missamanda.net, and you can order them. Or if you're going to be exotica, you can get it. Or if you know us, you can reach out. Facebook groups, whatever, DM me, and we can get calendars. She will sign them for you. We want these fine new homes. We got them out. We worked extra hard to get them out early so that people had plenty of time so that we had people that did want to do them as Christmas gifts. Now you got a great one. So if you got a husband that thinks Miss Amanda's hot or you think Miss Amanda's hot or you think you both think Miss Amanda's hot or somebody you know might want it, whatever, get one and she will get it signed. And if you prefer, you can either have the binder version with the plastic binder or the staple the version. Either way, just let us know. Same price. Anyways, okay. So, I want to talk about creepiness. I want to talk about creepiness. That's what I want to talk on. Because, one, let's start with this. Being a creeper or being creepy at events, and not like Halloween, like, but like, type creepy, is not something that is, only a single male or a single female. It's not something that's just one demographic fits to be creepy. Right? You can be creepy. There are couples that together are creepy as fuck. There are individuals, male or female, creepy as fuck. And so I want to talk about it a little bit because I think that creepy It has this weird... There's a weird challenge when you start defining creepy. Because there are some people in this world that are just... Well, they're just odd ducks. We're kind of... All of us in the lifestyle, to a degree, are considered odd compared to the rest of the world. You know, our hobby is fucking other people. But there's people that have just a quirky personality type thing. Or even some that are a little ADD. Yeah, a little ADD. Why do I feel like we're so... What? Me? Really? Going there? Well, you're kind of weird. You're kind of... I'm fucking enjoyable and... And you're quirky and you're ADHD. I am. Well, thanks a million. And now you're fucking another 25 therapy sessions deeper in the whole finance that you ain't getting shit. Congratulations. Guess what you just got for Christmas? My therapy session. There you go. Ooh, I about to set my up in my chair. Hey, when you have carpal tunnel syndrome, just a total side note here, and they tell you don't put a lot of pressure on it, the day after you have surgery on it, and you're watching a football game and you're 283 pounds. He got excited and forgot and went to go. Push himself up. Out of a chair. 283 pounds on a surgically repaired wrist. I have a pretty good pain tolerance. That yelped me. That almost had tears on me. Anyways, I almost did it again. Side note. So. There's nothing for you to push up on. My thing is, your boobs. The thing is, is I want to talk about creepy because, well, I'm just going to give the example we just had. Okay. I had somebody reach out to me about an individual. They wanted to go to, they were going to go to an event coming up. And a lot of times folks, even if it's not in our group, they still reach out to us for guidance, whatever the case may be. That's fine. And we're happy to lend it. We're happy to lend it. Anyways, what this person did was they offered to. They just reached out to him out of blue. Out of the blue. They weren't planning on going. Well, no. They were planning on going. But they reached out to him out of the blue and offered to say, hey, would you like to share a ride to the event? Would you like to share a room at the event? Which the challenging part was these two people had never had any interaction at all. And in this case, it happened to be a single male, a single female, okay? And I believe that never met. And when the, to the, For the single female, that raised a lot of red flags. Mm-hmm. And so she proceeded to tell the individual that she had another commitment that she had to pay to go to. Mm-hmm. And to take the creepiness one step further, he offered to pay her back whatever she had paid for the previous event so she could skip it. How big of a deal is this? This single female is now, was at this point, before talking to me, seriously considering altering their plans completely. Because that just was creepy as fuck. Now, I bring up that example because it got my mind thinking. That's a pretty obvious... Or kinky. No. Creepy. That's a pretty obvious fucking creepy. I mean, I don't think you have to be too fucking... Yeah, and the thing is, it just, it's just not, you, even if take out the swinging aspect of things, that would be awkward and weird in a work environment. Hey, you know, we're both going to this trade show. We're of opposite sex, you know, to save time and everything else. How about we just, we've never met before. How about we room together? We, in that situation, we'd be like, eh, I don't know about that. And you add this aspect of it. No mention of sex was brought up or anything else as far as we were informed. But common sense says that's pretty fucking creepy. Yeah. So you have the extreme obvious cases of this going on. Okay, so let's back up a little bit. Because we know the fish, the guy. I get back. I don't get the best of vibes from him, but I'm not going to judge him on that. Whatever. He's done some things that have got him kicked off our page, but that's a different story. He's gone to this event by himself many times. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, why do you need to buy somebody to pay somebody to go with you? Exactly. This is not a situation of someone. who is uncomfortable, and it's part of the reason why they reached out to us is because, well, you know, the person made, she made an interesting comment to me. She goes, the great part about the lifestyle is to have a group of people we can bounce things off of that actually care versus just dating where it's just, it's just who, you know, you have nobody to go, well, wait a minute. It's just like, oh, no, this guy, this person's a great guy or this is a great couple or whatever the case might be. You don't have that, but in the lifestyle you do. Okay, so hold on. Because can you repeat that? Okay, so you have a single female and a single male. The single male reach out to the single female and says, would you like to ride to this event together? Share a room together. Then do you want to share a room together? Which sounds all innocent and everything else. Whatever. Maybe to save money. Who knows? Or maybe that's a point for some people to save money. roomed with somebody you have never met before. So then she said she has a prior commitment that she paid to be at. And he goes, well, how about I just pay whatever you paid to go to that event to come with me? Yeah. Now, here's the thing. Is it possible to stay with people you don't know? Yes. Yes. And we have worked out. Larry, you're listening right now. We've had people that were looking for a place to stay. Is there anybody willing to share a room with me? I believe it was a single female. And Larry and Brenda are a couple that we know very well, that we trust, that are great people. And we're like, well, let me check. At which point in time, the way that all went down was I reached out to Larry and Brenda. Hey, are you open to this? This is what we've got going on. Are you open to this? Yes. And then they talked before anything was ever cemented to make sure everybody was okay with it. Right. And it was unique because it was a single female with a couple, but it wasn't the random factor. Look, we've been at events where we've randomly seen people. Well, they didn't know each other. They only met one time sharing a room at an event. And nine out of ten times, it turns into a fucking disaster. turns into disaster, which is kind of a topic for a different show. But there's, you know, there, when, when we, and we get this a lot, especially with single females will reach out because they're not comfortable at an event by themselves or stay in a room, which I get because as a single female, you're walking back to your room, even as a, just a female walking back to your room. We've heard of people following when they're away from their husbands. So I get it, but there's a right and a wrong way to do things. To reach out just randomly to someone you've never met before, that just seems, that's creepy. That's fucking creepy. And what's amazing is that level of creepiness happens all the time, will they say? It was a couple. Oh, okay. Okay. And they chatted ahead of time and things worked out great. Right. But it was everybody. Basically, we did an introduction. They all chatted amongst themselves. first to make sure it was going to be a good fit before. It wasn't just, it wasn't just rant. It wasn't, the couple was looking for somebody to share a room with. So they'd reach out to the event host, which in this case was us. Hey, can you help us? That's the other thing that is the different, a different factor in this. When you, if you have a situation like this, reach out to the event host. Absolutely. Or if they have people, whatever liaisons, folks help. And she reached out to us and she's like, do you know this guy? And we're like, yeah, we do. That was after she'd already made the decision. No. Well, yeah. But the thing is, what I'm saying is if you want to share or if you want to offer to share your room availability, you can reach out to a vent host. There's ways to do it so it's not creepy. And if it's on the up and up, you know what? That's not going to be a problem. It's when it's creepy, you're trying to do stuff without people knowing what the fuck's going on. That's creepy. So that's the extreme example of creepy. But let's talk about, let's talk about creepy, let's talk about creepy ad events. Because this is, when you say it like that. Because I laugh, creepy ad events. Because, well, this becomes a challenging area. This is, this is something that, to be honest with you, it's, it's kind of interesting when you think about it and you watch things at, happen at, There is a fine line between creepy and perception. And part of the reason I want to bring this up, we're going to the Halloween season, is there's things that we can all do to help avoid something being perceived as being creepy. Right? Because, let's face it, I am, when you're in sales your whole life, you understand all these different personality types. As a super outgoing person, I am, or uncomfortable a lot of times around people that are very, very quiet. Right? Because I'm trying to, I feed off of that. Like if you get two spider monkeys in a room, we're both going, we understand each other. But if one of us is going, and the other one's just staring at it, we're like, ah! So what do you think of me half the time? No. So in turn, if you're somebody that's quiet and can have casual, calm, quiet type situation, And then you're orbiting. Doot. Like, I'm big on trying to include everybody in conversation, especially if people are new or because there's different levels of comfort at every event. But there's always a definitive, like, okay, the conversation's over now. And when people just hover or when they have come up, I'll see a lot of times with... The placement of people is a big thing for me that will register my creepy zone, right? If you have a need to constantly be right next to somebody, it's like you can be in the bubble, right? And be a part of the conversation and that's okay. But if you have to continuously move so you are right, either right directly in front of me or right directly next to me. Feel free to jump in on anything at any time. I see that this... Because I'm totally not the same. No, what's going on is what I... Here's what I can see happening is I have this in my brain what this is supposed to come out and this show is going to totally come off completely fucking stupid and different. No, it's fine. So I... There are people that I've known through the years and oh, I could rattle names, but I won't, that they hover to try to control or to try to like... Take over. Even just to be... to raise their level of what they perceive of importance based upon being my being. What I mean is... No, I can get it. I get it. No, but that sounds arrogant to people listening that don't mind. They're like, this guy's a fucking dick. No, I've had single women totally cut me off to be right in front of them or right next to them and push me off to the side. It's like... Yeah, literally, literally, I mean... It's the people that, okay, you've made your acknowledgements because no matter how much they drive you fucking insane, you acknowledge your acknowledgement. And then they just, they orbit. They're right there. Are they still talking to you? Or even if they're, they'll yammer, they're just standing. You're having a conversation that does include them, but they won't fucking take the head. If somebody sits there and hangs out next to me, I'm going to sit and talk to them and I don't care. Right. Now, somebody that just randomly just jumps in and starts interjecting in the conversation be like i didn't realize i was talking to you the the epitome of creepy and i've had their name that pops and you'll know exactly i know who you're talking about and we'll hover and and i'm talking to somebody else it's clearly obvious that i'm i'm pretty obvious with my body language because i'm a big man and so when i move the mask to block you out with my body hello you know but we'll keep hovering orbiting closer and then i'll tell some sort of joke and they'll be like You know, just like, you know, it's like the fucking witch Halloween thing, cackling. So they can see, like, they're a part of the fucking conversation. Or they will jump in. And verbally, I will fucking cut you to ribbons if you're an idiot next to me. And to try to, when I'm doing that, I try to be nice. It levels up, you know what I mean? So initially it's like, and then by the end I'm like, just fucking, you know, I'm like, hey, you're a super cunt. you know, whatever. But when they will try to jump in or try to redirect back over, that's creepy as fuck. And what's really funny is a lot of times, I use me as an example not because I'm important, because I'm not, but the host of the event usually gets additional attention, right? So it's our event, and then they're like fucking trying to capitalize on that. That's creepy as fuck. And that is females. And there's a couple of them that fucking are notorious for doing that with me. For doing that with me. You know. Just a side note here. Let me put this out here. Fuck it. I'm going to say this. I don't fucking care. I don't fucking care. If in the point of a conversation. You say to somebody. I should let you go. I don't want to monopolize your time. Follow your own fucking advice. Right. And go away. If you say that and then you continue to fucking yammer, hover, ear rape, touch, squeeze, whatever the fuck it is that you're doing. For me and many like me, we're going to become agitated. And when I have to alter my trajectory around a room. Because we know that I am usually, there's a method to my badness and my moves, right, whatever. When I have to alter my fucking path nothing pisses me off more. Because usually I'll fucking say it I'm usually trying to get somewhere and somewhere usually denotes to someone as a general rule. And when When fucking people realize that and they say that and they stop me from getting there, that aggravates the fuck out of me. Okay. There's a safety zone, personal space. Don't break it unless invited. Have manners and respect. Now, okay, so the things that you consider creepy, I'm just like, yeah, they just want attention. I'm not that same way that you are. I guess- You were at the fucking store. I kept touching you and going, Mom, can we get treats? Can we get treats? And you were getting pissed off. No, yes, I was getting pissed off. It was annoying. That's not creepy. That's annoying. To me, for creepiness, it's a vibe. I pick up a vibe like none other. You do. And it's just like, yeah, no, I don't like you and I don't know why. I'm not going to say it to your face, but yeah, I'm going to try to steer clear. You can tell it more than... Creepy people never pick up on hints. But some people, I think, we misinterpret. They're misinterpreted as being creepy when they're not. You are better, quite perfectly honestly, your personality type plus your added gifts are better to give people more of an opportunity. Look, I won't notice you're creepy until you've pissed me off. Well, seriously, because honestly, because like, as I'm starting to talk, I'm starting to tell a story, right? Because we know this is what I do, right? We start talking, and the hands start moving, and the circle keeps growing. And I'm watching the circle grow. And the bigger the circle gets, the more I'm preaching. The more I'm preaching, the more people laugh, and the bigger it grows. I'm focused on engaging the fucking masses, right? So I don't notice if somebody's being a fucking creepy mole over here somewhere, right? And then I'm going to get done with my story. We're all going to have a shot or laugh or whatever. And then I'm going to weep and off to the next day. So you've got to work to creep me out, right? You are more quiet and reserved. And where I'm like, I'm going to come up, I'm going to interact with you. Am I getting any feedback from you? Hey, how you doing? And I get nothing. I'm like, all right, great talking to you. I'm going to move along. And I do that. You're going to interact more. And in turn, you're more patient If some people are like, oh, that's kind of creepy No, they're not creepy, they're just Kind of lost, or they're just They're new, or they're just whatever You are more patient and tolerant And you're also, when you come and tell me That motherfucker's creepy Or that bitch is creepy I know that that means that motherfucker Or that bitch is creepy A lot of times I'll go, there's something off I don't know what it is, but something's off Usually that's my first key That I should probably go stick my dick in them because they're probably crazy. Hey, let's go fuck them and see what happens. Yes, yes, that's how that would go. For me, though, for creepy, I remember when we first got in the lifestyle, we were at a Halloween party. Imagine it. It was that nasty one in that nasty hotel in Omaha. Remember that? Oh, yes, I do. There was one couple. The wife was really quiet. The guy was okay. I mean, not my type, By a long shot. But they were being, I was dressed as Marilyn Monroe, I think. And they kept buying me drinks and trying to push me over to dance with them and to get away from you. And I'm just like, what the hell? Hey, guess what? It didn't work. Well, I think I got, I didn't get trashed because the, thankfully the bar ran out of alcohol. I did. I was drinking faster. No, they didn't have enough. They weren't prepared. Remember? Yeah, that's right. Jack and Coke. Right. Somebody else did drink it, though, because somebody was puking that we knew was on the floor puking over there. I remember that. Because they wouldn't put her in their room. But this couple, you probably know exactly who I'm talking about. Yep. They kept just inching me away. And it's just like, no, I'm trying to go back. They're like, ah. And it finally dawned on me, like, fucking knock it off. It was predatory as fuck. Yeah. It was absolutely predatory. And that, they use their social awkwardness, and they use it as a fucking weapon. And that's creepy. Well, because I know I had seen them on different platforms, Swing Village, Adult Friend Finder, whatever we were on at the time. We were on multiple. And I remember seeing them on there because I knew who they were. It started off nice, and then it went, then it got creepy. And then they absolutely, then they absolutely went into a predatory, And honestly, what makes people so nervous about creepers is that they're predators. And a lot of people, some people just make innocent or socially awkward. That's not a creeper. It gets misjudged as a creeper. But creepers generally, truly people that are being creepy are predators. That's the truth. And some people go, oh, that's generalization. Fuck you. You're right. It is. And it's goddamn good generalization because it's usually right. male or female. There was another female. What did Beth put? I can't read. There are some who have no clue what personal space is, respect or manners. Personal space is such a fucking huge. Cole, you're very observant about everything going on around you. And at any event or social gathering, your eyes are always looking. Anyone who knows you knows this. That's the truth. Here's the thing. I'm very much in tune for predators. Because... The problem in the lifestyle general is that the concept is single males are the predators. And honest to God, that is furthest from the truth. Single males know they're being watched. Single males that are idiots are predators because they're dumb because everybody's looking for them to fuck up. You have to be a complete fucking moron. I think there's more issues with women than there's men. Not as much anymore, because I know a lot of single females that are just fine. There just has to be a few that just... Women are predatory as fuck to other women and are creeperish as fuck. Well, you know, they won't take no. And we hear this all the time. Well, but you've just never been with me or I can make you buy or blah, all this fucking bullshit. Because they're trying to put on a show for their husband. What they don't understand, what would really be funny to do is to publish a list. of every time you've been with a girl, like, oh, I'm bi, and all this fucking bullshit, and then you fucking hook up with them, and they're like, eh, eh. It's like, look, motherfucker, we can't even do the how many licks does it take to go to the center of a fucking clit, because the owls are going to bite that motherfucker and fly off, you dumb fucking cunt. You want to know how you know if a girl's bi? She grabs you by the thighs and goes, and goes fucking diving in and needs to snorkel, because she's halfway up your fucking cooter and can't get a hold of your tits. Her head comes out of your twat. It goes, that girl's bi. The girl just goes, eh. It's not fucking bi. She's putting on a show for her husband. Fuck you because you creeper ass bitch. Just saying. So the thing is, I mean, I'm going to say this. I don't know how guys that are bi-curious deal with it. I'm just saying. In terms of what? So if a guy goes, I'm bi. And then you get there and he's like, eh. What the fuck was that? I've seen a fucking cat take more licks off a popsicle before they got brain freeze. I mean, that would drive me fucking insane. So the thing is... Yeah, but isn't the curiosity part going looking at it and going, I don't know if I really actually want to do this? No. My curious is not looking at the pussy up close and going, huh, that's just curious. If you want to be curious, huh, go watch a movie, go get a girly mic, Open up to the middle spread and look at a pussy. Look, there's a pussy. Huh. Does it look like gross beef or does it look like something you want to eat? Huh. Bicurious means I want to try it. I want to see. Do I like eating a pussy? No, but you get cold feet too. Okay, and there's nothing wrong with that. I was bicurious in the first pussy I saw. I'm like, yeah, no. But here's the thing. There's nothing wrong with it. That's bicurious. It's the girls that say they're bi and then get there and go, huh. Well, you just don't know how bicurious If you were a guy and you were supposed to hook up with a guy that was bi, you're probably curious. Oh, they were bi. And they don't suck at dick. And then the guy's like, eh. Well, I don't know if I like it or fucking not. I don't know. Are you supposed to fucking saute it? What the fuck are you doing? The thing is, is that it's that whole fucking concept. Oh, my God. That line on your profile is creeperish. If you use your fucking old lady as bait, hey, look. It's like putting on a dance doll on a stick. Put it on her stick. Fucking wiggle it out there like a worm. She likes pussy. She likes pussy. So you can get some chick that's fucking hot that you want to fuck. And then she gets there and she's like, yeah, I like to do this for my husband. Because you know what? Those of us that I have to ride home with a disappointed chick, that's creeperish. And we should beat your ass for that. Because the whole way home, that bitch is no more fucking bi than the man on the fucking moon. She licked my fucking thigh. She didn't even know where my clit was. You'd rather have the porn guy that's played your pussy like a fucking Eddie Van Halen guitar solo. That hurt. No. I mean, at least he knew where your pussy was. You've had girls that I swear to God, they like licked the inner thigh. They were almost to your pussy. I'm watching it going. This is going to be a long ride home. That's creepers. If you're lying about that shit to get laid, that's fucking that's that people do it. Right. But that's being a creeper, and that's being a predatory. Just saying, this show has went completely off the fucking rails. I totally got to chill. That looks funny. I'm just saying, it's that creeper-ish. Honest to God, anymore, and this has changed as I've gotten older, and everybody's going to go, ah, Cole's lost my life. I almost feel like anymore, if you're the husband, I'm going to get fucking demolished. Please, go buy your crazy winter night tickets now before you're pissed anyway. out where you're going to hunt all year long. So then the deer come up and feed you out of your hand. And you're like, hey, look, I shot a deer. You can't do that. You can't dress your girlfriend or wife up like a slut. Go dangle her out here so that somebody's like, I want to fuck her. So pretty much it's like, well, I really want to bang her. Look, I really want to bang her. I really want to bang her. And you've listened to me say like seven times out. I really want to bang her. And you're like, fine, fuck. Come here, dumbo. Let's fucking go. And you have to peel off fucking sweaty boy's shorts and his flip flops. So he can bounce around and disappoint you for three seconds while I'm going to town. So then on the way home, because his girlfriend was dressed up, was not bi anyway. So on the way home, I can hear about, well, at least you were having fucking fun. Not who I was thinking you were talking about. Who were you talking about? Oh, there's fucking the list goes on and on and on. There was one at the very beginning. It was over and over and over. I'm like, oh my God, just fuck her then. But I had zero interest in her husband and he was just a blob and a half. It's just, I think more as we get older, it's like, Like, quit using your bitch as bait. I love doing that. You know what? Here's the thing. I should get bait spray, you know, like catfish spray, and then walk up and just fucking, if I think you're using your wife's spray, it smells like catfish. Now she can smell like bait, too. Ew. Well, seriously. That's so gross. Well, when you think, isn't it gross to fucking taking, I mean, here's a better one. Yeah, gross is disappointing. No. Let's say that there's a couple that you really want to fuck. She's fucking rock and bod, super hot chick. You know that she's actually bi, bi, not like pretending. Like, bi, right? And he's fucking got her hard body and big dick and all the rest of the shit. All the things that I don't have, right? More hair, all that shit. Whatever. Don't you think it'd be wrong to go rent a husband for like, hey, we're going to go out for the next three weeks and I'm going to work my thing so I'm going to go rent a dick. to go take so that eventually they'll want to fucking go ahead. Oh, you guys are a lightweight proportionate couple. You guys are hot. Hey, yeah. And then when it's hookup time, I show up. Wouldn't that be wrong to do? Well, yeah. Same fucking thing. Your mind is way off the gist. What? The easiest way to become a creeper is to DM my wife without permission, asking to bang her and to have no pics of yourself on your profile. That is total bullshit, Larry. I've done that, I know that for a fact. But we talked about it later before you got home. No, I'm just kidding. Yes, yeah. And yeah, again, that's a creeper thing. You see that a lot on some of the major swinger websites. It's not as predominant now as it used to be. When we first got on, it was like, yep, hey, great news. If I show you a bunch of pictures of her naked, of you naked, that's going to garnish a lot more interest than me naked. Just saying. And you used to, and that is absolutely being creeper because, again, it's predatory. It's predatory. And, you know, really when you're out, if you're listening to this, you're in a van, you go, well, how am I going to know the difference between being socially awkward and a creeper? Do they turn predatory? That's a really great way. Does the husband or the wife or the single female or the single male try to cut your spouse, run up to talk to your spouse when you're not with them? Guy or girl. We've had girls that did that. We had guys that used to call cutting you from the herd. You'd go to the bathroom like a bone suck. You'd go to the bathroom, you'd start coming back for an hour and where the fuck are you? Well, 17 guys watch you go to the bathroom and then fucking whoop to go talk with students that you were away from me. We've had girls that have done it to me. I go to the bathroom and they're like, where the fuck were you? All these girls come and I'll sense the predator shit. That's just my special talent in life. Maybe somebody wants a predator. Maybe they do. And you know what? Let me know, because I would love to do consent and non-consent. Just saying. But the thing is, is that there's certain signs that give it away. Here's the deal. Regardless of what the rules are, you should never, if you're not a creeper, male, female, doesn't matter, couple, you should have no problem going up and talking to the person you're interested in, in or around their spouse or significant other. If you do, that's a problem. If you don't mean to be a creeper, but you do it when they're alone, because you're intimidated, whatever the case may be, that looks creepy. If they happen to be standing alone, it's one thing. It's one thing. But don't act nervous. They're waiting for them to get away. Don't act nervous when their fucking spouse comes up. No. I mean, seriously. Or make a point to talk to the spouse or a significant other. I mean, not any more than just casual conversation. Just because you're talking to them doesn't mean you're going to fuck them. But if you want to avoid looking creepers, that's a big one. If you have people that, and you can watch, because let's face it, most of the events we go to are similar, same people. If you see somebody that continuously, once people are way drunk, then all of a sudden they're way fucking active, that's creeperish. If you're watching for how many drinks somebody's taking, that's creeperish. Side note here, gotta throw this out here. If you're somebody that wants to offer somebody a drink, nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with buying somebody a drink. Pushing drinks, not okay. Here, have another shot. Here, have another shot. Now, if you've been around me, you know that I fuck around with that all the time. But I do that shit. When I'm doing that shit, it's loud. Everybody knows I'm doing it. No, it's not like on the DL. It's not having another shot. It's like, you want one. Come on. Or they're like, I'm not supposed to have one. Oh, come on. You can have one. Don't be a quitter. But I'm saying it loud enough so that boyfriend, girlfriends, other friends with him can hear and know what I'm saying. When you start going, you're drunk. I'm not me. I'm somebody else. See, you still have poor taste. Poor taste. And you've heard me, and I know that you're on fucking water restrictions at this point in time, right? And I'm going, here, if you want, you can have a drink. Oh, no, I'm not supposed to. Here, you can have a drink. Here, hold my drink here. And you're doing it sneaky? That's creepers. Yeah. That's fucking predatory. That's not funsy, everybody laughing and joking. That's not, that's not. that. You know, I've even, even in my fucking way in a fucking mode, it's like you went, he said no more for her. Because I was at a point where I wasn't obviously, I was cut off shortly thereafter. Ironically. But you stepped in and said, oh, okay. There's a difference there. There's a lot of things, a lot of things that can be funsy, whatever. When you're trying to get it, when you're trying to do shit on the DL, that's when it becomes a problem. Like, you should never... Bathrooms and bars are notorious. What? Men's women's right there. Boom, boom. Done a million times. You're running to... You both come out of the bathroom at the same time. Wasn't planned. Wasn't whatever. You know what? I've never done anything with a girl, or right there that I wasn't willing to do in front of her husband. Ever. And that's a really good rule of thumb because that's, then that's going on to a creeper-ish type thing. And that, and it's a huge thing. And that's a shit, like Larry said, I'm always watching. I am always watching for those things. We also, you also were watching one time at a bar. And one couple was trying to get this other girl to go back to their hotel. And you're like, I'm not trusting this. And you follow them out and they're trying to push her in our car. Uh-huh. And I stepped in. And said, nope. Tell you another area that's a creeper haven. And it's something you have to be aware of if you're, so you don't get accused of being a creeper or if you don't get bombarded by a creeper. Smoking. As a smoker, a long-term smoker, love smoking because I go outside and you have some of the best conversations when we're outside smoking. You also make out with people outside smoking. We both can attest to that. Right? Going outside. Look, there's someone like going outside. You know, OK. Yep. All right. Perfect. See you in an hour. Yeah. See you in an hour. Whatever. But it's also a place where, again, people are drunk. And this is where if you're not a creeper, you know, people like that's where rules can get broken pretty fucking easy. This is where you can really distinguish yourself. as being a stand-up person, guy or girl, when somebody maybe makes a move or goes, oh, it's okay now. No, it's not. No. Hey, why don't you sit here? Why don't you, you know, it's a great time to be a stand-up person and hang out out there, especially as a guy, if a gal's out there that's fucked up, maybe someone along those lines that could easily be a target for a creeper. Or you see, look, drunk girls are easy to tell when they don't want to be around somebody. You know what? And you see that? Make a tick stand. Whether it's a couple, whether it's a female, whether it's whatever. Step and say, hey, come sit down by me. Come sit down by me. And wait until you help him get in, whatever. And it's a huge time to avoid looking like a creeper, fighting temptation, swinging. Look, the reality of sex and sexual tension and sexually charged environments, we all go back to being Teenagers. That's a guy. I mean, this is like a body thing. Like hormones, our hormones are running rampant. Now, granted, at 53, we should have better control. I'm just glad my dick works at 53. You should be able to control better than at 17. But it's still that same thing. And it's sexually charged. Opportunity presents itself. It's not ideal. But opportunity presents itself. and it's so wow and this is where you have to make sure you don't give in to that temptation this is where if you're standing out there with a girl or a guy you've had a cigarette you know most smokers the reality is most of us smoke two when we go out you know it used to be only smoked one because you smoke in the bar since you can't smoke in the bars anymore you usually smoke to save trips. Take seven minutes to smoke a cigarette. They've done all studies. Seven minutes to smoke a cigarette. So it's about 14 minutes to smoke two. Drunk time, add about 10 minutes in there to smoke two pretty easily because there's yappy time. Be conscious of the time. If you went out with somebody, oh, hey, I'm going to say, oh, I'll go out with you. Okay. Be conscious of the time. You've been out for like hours. I know I have. No, there were In my defense, there are times I got trapped. A little bit different. There are other times I'm stupid. But usually if there was something that was going to take longer, you usually were informed that it was probably going to take longer. Right? But that's the thing because as somebody who's, like Larry said, I'm always watching. I see two people go out to have a cigarette and one of them is really drunk. I'm a 30-year smoker. I haven't smoked now for, what, five, six years. But I'm a 30-year smoker. I know how long it takes to smoke. And my protective nature is, if you're not, if people aren't coming back, I'm probably headed out that way. If you're a single, I'm going to be headed out that way to make sure you didn't get in your car or do something to drive home if you were drunk. Or to make sure that you're safe. But if I'm sitting there and the spouse isn't paying attention, I'm going to head out that way. Because But people can make some really poor choices with the right amount of booze outside of a bar. Because there's something about it. Look, I am 53 years old. One of the things I miss most about smoking, I'm not going to lie, you can attest to this because you were doing it for more reason than I was, making out outside of a bar when you're about a little bit half-crocked is fucking hot as shit. Don't know why. There's something about it. It's just kind of hot. It's just kind of... How did I get pointed into that? When did I do that? I was smoking? No. I don't know, were you? I don't know what you're talking about. Which time? What time? I'm going out for a cigarette. Ow. But there's something about it. It's not a rip, but there's something about it. It's like some of the best weekend nights, I think, back to parties and shit in college. You know, fucking train wreck fucking drunk, smoking, making out with a girl outside. I mean, I don't know. And it's just something. about that. It's like, it's the epitome of, it's like American graffiti. There's a reference and I'll dig the fuck out of myself. It's like American graffiti. I mean, especially when you're out there with a lot of jacket, fucking, you know, and fucking kind of making out and fucking, it's, but seriously, like that, it's fighting that urge not to give in to the temptation and being that person. I'm telling you, as we've We talked a couple shows ago. Shit in the lifestyle will come back to you. Tenfold. You get the reputation as a predator outside smoking because not all couples both smoke. You get the reputation as a fucking predator out there. You almost got that reputation one time. Years ago when I first got in it. How the fuck did I get? Sneaky Pete. If that boy had a girlfriend, that was the best Cigarette he ever had. Nom. So, I mean, nothing. He wasn't opposed to me. I'm doing his pants. I'm banging some girl in the back of the drummers. Pick up. I'm like, it made me sound like I was being the, well, kind of, because I just approached his. You were just watching me fuck a girl on the tailgate. He was watching you fuck, so I'm like, hey, you want to? There was somebody else fucking on the tailgate, too. Uh-huh. Yeah, it was a couple of, yeah, whatever. And the drummer's in there drumming the door to open. He's watching, trying to see people fuck on it. Yeah, anyways. So, but, I mean, seriously, there's so much of this shit. 99% of the people, 98%, let's call it 97%. 97% of the people in the lifestyle are good people. Yes. The problem is there's a 3% that are the fucking creepers, guys, girls, whatever. And look, there are girls, just so again, I want to make sure this is equal shit. I've had girls that will fake super drunk and just try to climb all over you. You know, and I don't know, there's a lot of girls, and a lot of them in our group, actually, through the years, that probably should be really fucking happy that you have the demeanor that you have. If you had, if you were a female version of me, okay, there are some bitches that would have got knocked the fuck out. If you were like Leanne, our good friend from Hustler's Housewife, If you had the same personality of Leigh Ann, I can think of at least five girls right now off the top of my head that you would have dropped their bitch asses at a bar because when they cut you off one too many times and tried to interrupt you, or would have tried to grab me and pull me away, that you would have turned around and went, cunt, and fucking just dropped their asses. You're just not that type of person. So it's like, you know, and there's never a guy that's done that vice versa. But if you were and you'd beat some bitches' asses. So it's both ways. But the problem is that 3%, when any of the rest of us, 97%, make a mistake. Sometimes we're not full-blown creepers. We just fucking fuck up. We make a mistake. The problem when it comes to creeping and shit like this in the lifestyle, the truth is I start tongue-fucking you and you're breaking your rules. rules and I'm being, I wasn't cool about it with your spouse, whatever. An apology doesn't usually fix that. And that's the problem is that you might not have meant, you might not have meant to, you thought you were being charming and witty because you were fucked up and you were being aggressive and pushy. Right. And the problem is, is that once that reputation hits, there's no, there's no, So, I don't know that you can ever get rid of it. Probably not. I mean, you sit here, we're telling stories about shit that happened, you know, 15 years ago. Yeah. And we both laugh because we can remember them like they were yesterday. And there's people listening that can remember some of these same fucking types of things. And I've seen them. Right? So, when you make, and that's the challenge, and that's why, as experienced swingers, If you see somebody starting to go down that path, you have a responsibility to step in. Like you have a responsibility to say, hey, stop. A lot of times someone about to do something stupid with somebody going, dude, that's not okay. We'll stop it. One thing for sure. One thing about predators in the lifestyle world. Predators are fucking chicken shit pussies. Okay? Predator in the lifestyle is doing shit on the slide. They don't want to get caught. They don't want the light to shine on them. They don't want all that shit. So when somebody walks in and goes, fucking what the fuck are you doing? They don't want any part of that. They didn't sign up for that shit. Right. They're not the ones that are going to walk in. That's not the same as the guys who are going to walk and go, fuck you on the top of this motherfucker and grab whatever bitch you want. That's not the same shit. And so as experienced swingers and experienced people in lifestyle, if you see something like that, you can make a huge effort. You can make a little effort and stop a huge situation. By the same token, if you're watching your friend, friend, spouse, whatever, and they're doing something and you know that they don't mean to, you know, they're fucking, you know, whatever. Talk to them. Sit down and go, hey, look. Look, here's the deal. I know what you're trying to do. That looks really fucking weird. Like, no. Don't. Like, if your friend's a furry, God forbid. Okay? And they can be a furry, but when they try to show up the furry thing at the meet and greet, you're like, no, don't do that. You know? I mean, it's that sort of thing. So it's like, you know, we can just help each other. I don't know if this show fucking did anything close to me. I don't care. I don't even know. You have one vision. It takes a little. Well, that mother, that motherfucker went tearing straight. This, this show was like, this show was like on GPS where it just like keeps saying rerouting because it just thinks you're in the middle of a field somewhere. That's exactly what this show did. If you had me on GPS right now, it shows we're in the middle of a field. In a quarter mile. Yeah. It's, it has no idea where the fuck we are. Just saying. All right. Well, there you go. Bye. so that she can get a better co-host and I can have more surgeries. All right. So next week we're on the road. We leave Monday after I get my stitches out to Exotica where we're going to just pummel the crap out of Miss Amanda's vagina and Honeybee's vagina and Savory Sunflower's vagina and Mr. Omeet's dick and Sweet Butterfly's vagina. So there you go. And I'll be filming all of it all the way through. Yay! So, yeah, we'll probably do a show. We'll be there. Actually, you know what would be great? We'll probably record later. Wait a minute. Are they behind or forward in here? They're ahead. They're ahead. So, 8 o'clock there. Okay. So, actually, after you get done with your shooting your first scene of Exotica, we can actually record a show. There you go. You'll be all freshly fucked. I was going to say freshly what? Fucked. Because makeup will be smeared and all that crap. You'll be freshly fucked. So, we'll do a show. All right. With that being said, kids, again, shout out to our sponsor. It's discreetanddirtyco.com, asnlifestylemagazine.com, motorbunny.com. Check them all out. Check in the show notes. You will see links to all of them. Give them visits. Don't forget Crazy Winter Night Tickets. Oh, my God. It is coming up, like, fucking fast. I mean, fast. How fast. Fucking fast. That's how fast. Fast fuck. Fucking fuck. Get them out now. The hotel is selling. Make sure you get it. Do not forget. Go on now and order. MissAmanda.net or DM me. Order one of her calendars today. It's hot. It's sexy. This is the most clothes she has on right here on the cover. 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And she looks at me and she goes, huh? And I said, he has a thing for blonde nurses. And she was tall. And she's like, oh-ee! No, you have no idea, honey. You have no clue. It's okay. November, so we'll do it again. So there you go. Alright, with all that being said, kids, oh my god, we're over time. Dude, the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will, even with a redhead, Kazma style, out. Bye.