Krazy Truth about Swinging #346 Room Service with special Guest Co Host Hunny B

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth about swinging. I'm your host with the most. Cole, I'm here with the lovely and temporary new guest coach. host, Beth, or as some people know her, Sweet Honey Bee. Hello, everybody. We're here to tantalate, titillate, and otherwise just fuck with you because that's what we do. Yes. So Beth has no idea what we're going to talk about. This is like a game show. This is the way that we're doing this. I know I'm on the wrong side. I can't sleep either. Trust me, I couldn't jack off if I wanted to because I don't know which hand to use. He has to run the equipment. I don't know how. Yeah, I have to run the equipment. What could possibly go wrong? Buttons. But first, a quick shout. See, I already found my teeth. 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Every now and then I forget because I haven't changed my board so long and I start reading shit that's not true anymore. Our teleprompter is kind of fucked up here just saying. Oh, there we go. Anyways, so we've got an awesome, awesome topic. Miss Man is still at the ranch. Yes. She's watching as we speak because she's all caught up with her postings because she's not stuck in a posting party. So she's watching. We'll interject. Of course, we're doing this in front of our live, live Facebook secret group. Hi, Alex. That would be Casper. Yes, because they're eating. Hello, everyone. Don't tell the others. I haven't done that for a long time. That's probably 100 shows if I've done that shit. So we've got all kinds of cool stuff. Fuck you, technology, you piece of shit, motherfucker. And so we're excited to be here. So happy to be here. All right. So what we were talking about before, if you just joined us, tuned in. For some of you that aren't on the Facebook, you didn't just tune in. It won't make any sense. But whatever. We're talking about, because obviously, Beth, i.e. Honeybee, is going to be with us at Exotica, and she's part of Casbah Studios, as well as all of our talent will be there, actually, this time around. Yes, all of Casbah Studios. Yep, absolutely will be there. Santa will be there. Nobody cares. Miss Amanda, the five-foot firecracker will be there. Savory Sunflower, Mr. L. Meat, and our newest member, Sweet Butterfly, that's right, will be there. So you'll be able to meet them all. They have business cards, treats, snacks, and other things to hand out. You get to meet, get pictures with them. Free Pictures at our booth. So you come to Booth 518. You can buy some used panties. Used panties. And calendars. And meat rub. And sign up for all of you guys' X account, mini-beads, all the different things. You can follow all of the talent out there. Miss Amanda will have some full-body pillowcases. Yep, absolutely. We'll have some shirts. You name it, we're going to have it out there. Plus, we have guest people coming in as well. Yes. So we have... Fiona, the flight attendant Fiona will be signing in our booth from 3 to 5 on Saturday out there. We've got some folks with a new game that are going to be stopping out, spending some time in our booth. Leanne from Hustlers to Housewives. She's a badass. She's going to be in our booth meeting people and with the full swap radio side. So we, and we've got others, I've got about six other guests coming through. Sweet. So you'll be, it's, our booth is the fucking party booth. It really is. It's, and it's, Great time. We even made it so most years of shoots, for the most part, I'm making it so you guys are always around the booth. So you won't have to try to miss our talent while they're out shooting. And they'll be shooting as well. Yes. It's going to be fun and work. It's going to be fun and work. I will be absolutely exhausted. You know that vacation Amanda and I were going to, Miss Amanda and I were going to take for two days ahead of time? Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing that. We've got, we being, she has shoots. I've been pulling that up. Oops, sorry. Anywho, it happens. Whatever. You guys want sore for telling us. Just saying. But we're going to talk about that secret. But we're going to talk about something that kind of ties in with that, though. Okay. I have a plan for today. All right. Okay. I'm ready to hear it. You're ready to hear it. So, okay. So we know in the lifestyle, lots of times hookups happen at people's houses. Especially if you squirt fuck, a lot of times it can definitely happen at people's houses. Yeah. But there is a large percentage of Hookups, meetups, whatever, that take place in hotel rooms. Correct. Which we know is an added cost. Fuck you, you goddamn technology motherfucker. Which is an added cost when it comes to the lifestyle. And even like, I'm a Hilton whore, right? Yes, you are. Yes, I am. I'm all about Hilton points, whatever. And even with specials and everything else, it's a very realistic cost of the lifestyle. which rooms you could be talking. Even if you buy a cheap diving room somewhere, you're... It's at least $60, I feel like. At least. Minimum. Anymore. And there's a lot of planning that goes with it because, you know, anymore usually... There's not as many people that fucking... Fuck, no, that's wrong. That do sport bucking like we used to. Mm-hmm. So there's usually more planning of attack. But, like, where we live in the heart of Nebraska, in a football city... Oh, on a Saturday. If it's a home game day, you can't find a hotel within 70 miles. And if you can, the price is inflated like a motherfucker. It's astronomical. We know this from Kansas City for Chief for Pro Games. So there's a lot that goes into this. And the challenge is, shit comes up. We all know that life happens. Yes. Life happens. And when life happens, sometimes plans fall through, which in turn, Now you have a hotel room that you've got to either cancel or deal with or do something with. And that's what I want to talk about a little bit because nothing can kill the mood of a weekend or kill the building of that friendship, relationship, whatever, like somebody getting hit with an added expense. Yeah. So what's cool is I want to stop it. What I want to, first and foremost, though, is Because you are officially a unicorn, right? Unicorn-ish. We're going to say yesh. So the first part of anything that comes with it is paying for rooms, right? Because everybody always goes, you always see on the new boards, what's the proper etiquette for, like, who pays? Yeah. And it's, so as a unicorn-ish, it's like your Cornish head. Unicorn-ish. And how long have you been on lifestyle exactly? I don't know. I don't know. Many, many moons. Yeah. 50 years. 50 years. 25 years or something like that? I started when I was negative two years old. Okay. That's for a whole different show. Whole different show. Okay. Well, Jessica, I'm a unicorn. I've never paid. I mean, that's what I was going to say. I've never paid for a hotel room. Which makes sense because what's the hardest thing to find? Unicorn, hence the title, right? So the thing is, is that keeping that in mind, it's not uncommon for unicorns to not pay. If it's two couples. Then that would be like 50-50, I would imagine. It should be 50-50 in a perfect world, but we know that a lot of times people are afraid to ask. Or like, as a couple, when we've hooked up with another couple in a hotel room. They were in town for some other reason. So they already had the room. Right. Right. So then it just was like an opportunity thing. Right. And that's one of the things that's really, it's really funny when you think about swinging where of all the shit that you're going to, it involves sex. Right. Hopefully. Hopefully with any given luck. Otherwise you're doing it wrong. But with any given luck, you're you're gonna have there's a chance let's say it's the first time we've hooked up with another couple before the night's over you're gonna have other people's genitalia in your mouth and other areas at some point in time usually before the night's over but it's it's still awkward to say hey how are we paying for this room it's really funny when you think about it right of all the shit that that should be the easiest thing like hey but if okay i feel like Like, unless the couple is from out of town and they're already here for a game or something else and they already have the room, they're like, hey, come back. I've never had it, like, the cost of the room be discussed. Right. Because it was already paid for. They were already going to use it anyways. Right. Just happened to work out that we could all hook up. Now, if you're, like, messaging back and forth and the two couples are trying to find a time to get together, and you can't use either one of the houses. I think as you're planning that, you just say, hey, can we split the room 50-50? I can book it, but can you like... Right. Because if you hook up with us, I'm always going to say, I can book the room because I want the fucking points. Not even going to lie. I will always do that. There's nothing wrong with... I think if you're sport-fucking and you go, hey, let's go back to a hotel, you're basically... I'm asking you out on the date at that point in time. So at that point in time, my thing, dances, I'm so old school that I will pay for the room 95% of the time. And a lot of times I will too because I don't want it to be awkward, so it's like whatever. But yes, if you're planning this, it's like, okay, let's take care of this. And this is the other thing. This happened to us years ago. I can remember this. We had a couple like, hey, we'll split the room. Okay, Great. Sweet. Well, we get there, and it was under my name. I booked in. Yeah. And activities begin, and fun's had, and see you at night. Everybody says, bye, and see you later. And all of a sudden, they're walking the door, and they watch out the door, and you're like, motherfuckers. Oops! Forgot to pay ya. Yeah, I guess, because if you just met, and you don't have their numbers or anything, then you can't message them and be like, hey, in all the excitement and fun, I forgot to... And you don't want to be that person. It's like, not to be a dick, but I had fun fucking your wife, but hey. Can you chip in on this room? Yeah. Remember we were going to split this? Remember how that went? And you don't want, and the other thing is, if it wasn't a good time, right? Oh. Then you definitely don't want to, hey, because what's the, we've had people say this, oh, well, next time we'll get the room. And in our minds, we're going, we get in the car and go, next time monkeys will fly out of my ass. That's because we're not fucking you again. So, you know, it's usually it's like, and is it a big deal? No. But when we first started in the lifestyle, we went on a Sunday, hooked up with a couple. We literally spent, it was, the room was 40 bucks. And it, you know, now a cheap room is 150. Yeah. So now we come with more real. Larry says, we have to travel an hour or so or two just to have fun. if we know and line things up ahead of time. If so, we usually pay for the room because we need it anyways. If play is involved rather than traveling back. Yeah. And that's the situation that I've been in. Yeah. Like that. Well, and because we like to support fucking because we used to close the bar down first. Yeah. So we were always the ones walking to the hotel room, checking the hotel room at two in the morning. And it was like, oh, that was great. We just spent X for fucking three hours. Whatever. It is what it is. Yeah. But it becomes a bigger issue as you go through. Yeah. Or can. I don't think it has to be awkward. No. I think you can just be like, hey, I want to fuck you, so can you put some money down on this room? Right. So we can fuck. Do you have a card? It is what it is. No, I mean, I think you're right. I think it's... To me, it's just indicative, though, of... The things that are so awkward to talk about in hookup. Paying for hotel rooms is one of those things. It's that money thing. Condoms can be a thing that can be an awkward discussion. Yeah. You know, it's like, it's so funny because you would think the hard thing would be like. Can I put my genitals inside your spouse? Yeah. Can I stick my dick in her butt? You know, or, you know, do you care if we swing off the ceilings? Whatever. Amanda, asking for money. Honey. Right now, that's a really horrible thing to hear my wife say when she's at the money ranch. But she's getting better at it. Well, fucking it's free. Go ahead. Sorry. She's not giving it away for free. No. No, because she sent me a price list. She's like, so when I get home, just so you know, blowjob, $50. Fuck. But no, it's just like, of all the things, that's the, it seems like, I have a feeling that more people don't This couple. Long time ago. They're like, oh, we don't want to spend the money at a hotel. So we're going to go back to their place. Okay, great. So we're standing outside to go in. We're standing outside smoking. We have to be quiet because our fucking eight-year-old and ten-year-old sons are asleep upstairs. Remember, when you go out later to smoke, be quiet. It's like, we weren't comfortable with that. I don't want to walk out to go have a cigarette. And or if the kid wakes up and is like, who the fuck are you? Hi, I'm down banging your mom. Don't mind me. I mean, I'm standing there, you know, with a fucking, you know, a towel on and a cigarette out in their backyard. I don't want that. So it became like that part. I think there are people that have eliminated hooking up because of that, which is, like I said, we're going to have a really cool thing crazy on our night. Yeah. That's going to be a whole session on saying the awkward shit out loud. But I mean, you know how I am. I say the awkward shit just blunts. And people are like, Beth, you should say that nicer. And I'm like, eh. I'm going to say this because I think it's true. And I'm going to take a lot of heat for this. I'm just ready. I'm going to get blasted for this. I think it would be easier in a couple situations or any situation. It's easier for Amanda to go, for Miss Amanda to go, okay, so we're going to split the room? Oh, yeah. Because if she says it, he's going to say, yeah. Because the whole reason, most likely the reason we're getting to fuck them as a couple is because he wants to fucking bang her. Probably she wants to bang her too. So with her, it's like, oh, yeah. If I say it, so we're just going to split the cost. It's like, okay, sure, cheap ass. And I think that women can get away with asking that question or saying that better. Because partially, you guys drive the line. So for you guys to say that, it's like 90% of the couples we've hooked up with through the years, it's because they want to fuck her. So we'll make Miss Amanda happy. We'll get her pants off. Yep, sure will. Whatever. You want a gold medallion? Sure, here we go. Whatever. You know, you want snacks? Here we go. Whatever. If I say it's like, shut up, fat boy. We're going, you know, it's like, there's just a difference. There's just a difference there. And it's not just that way in swinging. No, it's that way in life. It's that way in life. Except on the road. because in the road, this man fucking wigs out and goes all road ragey. And I think as a unicorn-ish, I keep thinking of this cornish hen, sorry. As a unicorn-ish, I think you can say that because the rarity factor. Yeah. I mean, it's like you can pick whatever couple you want to go fuck. Oh, I don't know about that. Let's see. Yeah, pretty much. Okay, I could parade 10 single women into a fucking swing. your event, right? Yeah. And they can complete everyone. It doesn't matter. You can go fucking work out. You go mow the yard first. Do whatever the fuck you want. It doesn't fucking matter. Walk in this one. We're going to line you up to the front of the stage. And we're going to go down the road. You're going to say your name. Unicorn. I'm open to fuck. You know, I'm picking a couple right now to fuck. Who's interested? And every couple's hands are like, yep. It's like fucking awesome. I guarantee it. You take 10 single guys, walk into the same thing, and it's like, all right, that's cute. There's going to be some people interested in that, but everybody wants the rarity. I don't know. Question. I said already we get a room traveling, but if a couple is traveling a long distance, is it still expected to split the room or hometown people pay for room? What's proper? That's a really good question. That is a good question. Because it's not fair. And Jessica, you don't get a vote. It's not. I'm kidding. Just kidding. Well, I didn't say everybody would fucking go for every girl, but there'd be somebody for every girl there. No girl would go away lacking dick. Possibly. I don't know. Possibly. I don't think it's fair just because somebody is having to travel. Because, okay, so take Larry's example. Yeah. So Larry, they go and they get a room. It just has a king bed because they're going to stay anyways. Go back. You're a squirter. You fuck him. So have a great night. And then make them pay for it. It's like, that seems like. I see. I feel like in that situation with Larry's talking about, that could just be worked out ahead of time. Right. Like, and I don't think it's, it's out of line to ask to split it 50 50. Right. You know, I don't know. I think if, If you have a plan, I truly believe if you have a plan in the lifestyle, if you have a plan to hook up with people, it should be standard part of the communication. Like, are we going to get dinner first? Where are we going to meet? Yeah. Also, in today's economy, I think it's more than fair to be splitting the room as couples. I still, honestly, I don't think I'd pay for the room just to go hook up with a guy. I feel like it would be his responsibility. Still, but as couples, I feel like it's more than fair to split it 50-50 because everybody is, you know, every penny counts nowadays. I mean, it always has, but more so now. By the time you come somewhere, like Larry, for example, if you're driving, you have gas hotel, food. No matter what, you've got food, you've got drinks, you've got whatever. And I guess, so my thing would be, oh wait a minute, Amanda says, if you plan to stay the night at the hotel, it would be nice if the other couple threw some portion in, not necessarily 13-15. Absolutely, just a little something. So I can see with this, obviously we preach never having expectations, and just because you're going to meet doesn't mean you're going to fuck. True. I think, okay, So let me back this up. If you've hooked up before and you're going to hook up, that's like you guys fucked before. You know that's going to happen. And it's like, hey, yeah, so we're going to go fuck. We're going to go to dinner and we're going to go fuck. At that point in time, if you already fucked once, you should be comfortable enough to ask to discuss it. I think that if it's a good way to deal with the hotel thing is when you're just chatting about, you know, like typical sweater, what do you like? How are you in it? There's nothing wrong, in my opinion, putting in, you know, like, Well, when we do hook up with people, we prefer hotel rooms. This way, it's a 50-50 split. Yeah. Like, you kind of plant that seed ahead of them. I'm not saying that every time you go somewhere has to be a hookup, so you're not expecting and having expectations, but you've kind of laid that groundwork a little bit. Yeah, I think that's fair. Because this way, there's no surprises. I mean, just like in hindsight, looking back and through time, if we could go back and someone goes, well, you know, a lot of times we like to go back to our house. I would now say... Do you have kids at home? How old are they? Yeah. I would... Now I would ask that because I... Back then when I smoked, seriously, when you're sneaking... I wear cowboy boots and I'm a big guy and I walk heavy. So when you are sneaking out somebody's house, I've got kids. I remember when kids were little. Kid hears something that's got to pee, whatever, comes out to get a glass of water and I'm standing there. There's a stranger. And I know some people will tell you, oh, it's no big deal. I don't care if your little kid's know or not, I'm not going to be the one to find out where you go. Yeah, it's okay. Because it's not okay with me. Well, and before that happened, it probably never occurred to you to ask. No, because you have small children home because that's not something you would have done. After that, after that, and Amanda, you have to correct me wrong. After that, we did ask people. Or somebody said, yeah, we're our kids at home. How old are they? Well, we'd be like, we're not comfortable with that. Because it's like, no, I don't know. No. I didn't do that when my kids were a little, or if we did, We went somewhere else. So another, I guess, branch of this, we were talking to a couple. We met for dinner. And I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I could see us hooking up with them. And they're like, oh, we have this great house, blah. We didn't hook up that night. But as we got to know them, we found out that they had snakes for pets. That does not work for me. There's no way I would be able to relax at a house that had snakes for pets. Because people that have those like to show up. You want to hold it? No. Or they're just slithering around. Like, I mean, that's scarier than running across a kid to me. So there's like lots of reasons why, you know, going to a hotel would work out better for everybody. I could deal with snakes more than spiders. Motherfuckers. If you want to see my tarantula, we're fucking leaving. I can handle spiders. I cannot handle snakes. Fuck, no. Absolutely not. But yeah, I was like, there's no way I can go to their house to hook up. I would never be able to relax, ever. Not at all. What is that? That's my, what the fuck? No. Yeah, no, I'm right there with you. But that's all, and again, in that case, I was like, I'm going to go to a hotel room. It's only fair to go 50-50. Yeah. So, can you pitch in? Right. Yeah, because I think Amanda's right. Can you pitch in a little something? You know? For sure, hard limit. I can't even, I can't. No, there's just some things I can't do. Yeah, no. I'd much rather have a kid than a snake or a spider. I'd love that. Now, the other thing that comes up, and this is a huge part of this anymore, to me especially, canceling. Oh, yeah. Canceling. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Or people with elderly parents there. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. And there's so, there's many different reasons to not go back to someone's house. You want to know one of the reasons why I won't have anybody here? You're one of the few people that have seen our house. One, when we sold our house, we got around one just because, well, whatever. Yeah. It's a little fucking whatever. It's fine. I don't want people to know where I live, quite literally. I don't want... I have enough people that will take and insert themselves in my phone, you know, and all these other, right? We all do, right? We all have these... It's like, I don't want people be bopping over to my fucking house. Yeah, I don't like have... I don't want that, right? Yeah, I mean, it's... It's very select, right? But that's the other thing with it. And I have dogs, and I understand. My dogs, look, are not the most well-being. My dogs are harmless as fuck. But not everybody wants to be fucking molested with the dogs. And I don't want to be, you know, we can't. We can know more people who are fucking in our living room than, granted, our 26-year-old living room, but I don't care if you like a roommate. Fucking get over it. But you have a dog up your ass. I mean, nothing's more fun than a cold note. to your butthole when you're trying to screw. It's like, no. I mean, that shit just doesn't, it doesn't work. But pets, elderly parents, kids, roommates. There's just a lot, it's like, there's just a lot of things. But another reason is home is like your sanctuary. Now, before Zippy moved back in, we had a room that was a sex room. So we've had some people, you know, it worked out during the day, we have some people, but we had a sex room. That's gone now. Apparently, he'd get all bent on a chair. I bring him over and fuck him in his room. Why are they gone? Anyways, but for a lot of people, it used to be this way with us. It's not anymore now, but there was a time like we were not going to share our bed. There was a, uh, what the fucking word am I turning? I don't know. I don't know. Where did that go? There it is. There it is. There we are. Yay. Oh, no. What's happening? No, I'm just fucking shutting these things so I can fucking find my... You cock-sucking motherfucker. Okay. There is... Larry, it's because I don't trust you, buddy. Larry, I've known you for years and I know where you live. Yeah, well, you're kind of shifty. I'm just kidding. But there's a lot of people that fucking in your bed as a couple is like totally... Yeah, that's a no. There was a time that that was a big deal for us. There was a time there was a girl that I felt good when Amanda was still at a job. And I told her, there was no, like, sneeze job, but we have Alexis. And you can listen in on Alexis. Yeah. And I told her, I said, Amanda wants to know if she can listen in. I don't care. So without an asking, Amanda sometimes would listen in. She'd be like, she'd be like, listen in. And I would know because it would like, bing, whatever. And Amanda said it was hot. Just saying. Yeah, you, Jessica, you can Give it to Larry. That's all right. Just so I can get the raccoons out here. But for a couple of your new, I mean, and it's really easy to break that rule and or not even know how big of a deal the rule is of not doing shit in your own bed until you do it. And what do we say? You can't unsuck that dick. And here's the deal. You have somebody over. You have another couple over, a single male or female over, and you fuck in that bed. And it ultimately is a problem. It becomes a big fucking problem. And the hotels, plus here's the other thing, there's not the awkwardness of going to get the fuck out of my house. That's true. Because the reality is there's a lot of people, we've all done it at hotels, too. Like, okay, we're all done fucking, and we're kind of dressed, and it's like, we've been doing, it's four, five, six in the morning. Okay. And it's hard enough to get, so if they're in your house, it's like, okay, get the fuck out of my house. because I don't have that problem. No. I'm just like, you need to get the fuck out now. This is fun. See you next time. Amanda doesn't either. Text me when you get home. You know what Amanda would do? You gotta leave. Amanda's go to bed. Well, I'm gonna go into bed. Just be like, it's okay, it's time for you to leave now. We gotta hire you to come over. Like to whisper sweet nothings to people I hook up with, like, hey, it's time for you to get the fuck out of here. You need to leave now. Goodbye. You're pushing them out the door. Karen, I have occasionally hosted As a single person who lives alone, I'm extremely selective about who comes over for a play. Since I moved, I have a security entrance at the apartment. That should be enough. While my neighbors can't be trusted, a few months ago, pausing for clickage, a few months ago, someone knocked on my door because someone let them in the security door. Yeah, that happens. So there are no first meets at my place anymore. Yeah, absolutely. Jessica, next time I'll call you, you can tell them to leave for me. I will. It could be a CASBA service. It's a CASBA get-the-fuck-out service. Excuse me one second. It's the get-the-fuck-out service. Hi, this is Beth with CASBA. Get the fuck out of their house. We could do that. We'll make some money on that. I'd be happy to. Well, and Karen has a good point. Security is another part of it. Oh, yeah. Let's face it. Okay, so where we like to I don't really know those people. But there are some people that we've hooked up with because I don't need to know your fucking name. I don't need to know you. We clicked. It's fun. Let's fuck. Goodbye. Have a great life. The rule was you had to fuck three times before you didn't know their name. Right? And I still, let's say, have zero problem with that. Which means there are people that we have fucked in the lifestyle that seemed okay, cool, whatever. They were a fun fuck. And you got to know them. They were shady as fuck. Oh, yeah. That you no more want them in your house than shit. You're like, don't touch anything. I don't want to. I put their fingerprints in my fucking car. I'm going to be related to a murder or some shit. This was a while ago. I lived in another apartment, so this was pre-2018. This guy came over to Hookup, and I can't remember if it was the first or second time he came over, but I took my purse with me into my own bathroom afterwards, and I was like, huh. I just fucked him, but I'm afraid to leave my purse in my house. In the same room as him. Maybe a little shady. Sex and character. Two totally different things. Doesn't even matter. But it's true. I mean, you know, you have stuff sitting out. You have, you know, whatever. It's like. And the address thing. Now you know my address. You know I live alone. Yep. You know what we have for cars. You know you can. I mean, there's. And the sad reality in this day. Look, 95% of 99% of people in life are good people. it only takes one bad apple to fucking. If they say you shouldn't put shit like when you're going to be gone on Facebook because, you know, quite honestly, people watch it. And Jessica comes skyline with the most casmo response ever. Sometimes those shady people are the best fucks. Absolutely. I have been that shady person. Just saying. No, I'm not a good fuck. But I mean, it's like that. But that's the truth. So. And honestly, the jokes on those people, if they have been to my place, They know I don't got shit to steal. They walk through here and they're like, well, now we're just going to have sex. That was disappointing as fuck. But look, there are people that get murdered in hotels. Right. So bring them to your own house. I mean, and that's, you know, bring them in with kids and shit. Right. How many people do a full background check on somebody? You know, you've just brought in Polly the pedophile in here to fucking hang out while you're fucking around. Make yourself at home and you're there over there making themselves. at home while you're all fucking not having a clue because they were a good fuck at the bar and i had to move to this the apartment i'm in now because i had a stalker congratulations yeah see then you know what that means that means you're good that look haven't no no wait wait i'm sorry wrong wrong podcast i'm not supposed to be saying that at all stalkers are bad don't be a stalker um but yeah i mean so there's a lot of justifiable reasons to get a hook So, okay. Circle back. Let's talk to you. Imagine that. We went up the rails. See, I do it to everybody. So, let's talk about cancellations. Number one, for those of you who don't go get a lot of hotel rooms, let me tell you how hotels work now. There are options. There is an option that you can prepay. It's cheaper if you prepay ahead of time the whole amount with no cancellation options. There's ones that it's a little a little bit more expensive, but you can cancel within 24 hours. There's some that it's more expensive usually, but you can just put a card down and you don't pay until you get there. Still, within a 24-hour cancellation note, or they automatically run your card. So, wait a minute, Larry. Oh, first, Jessica, if you cancel last minute, you need to pay for the room. Thank you, Jessica. I love you. Larry, you got hammered. Bring a stranger home and you pass out. Who knows what happens? Absolutely. Do you know how hard, how much I can drink before? Why do you think my tolerance is so high? Are they ever going to pass out? No, I'm just kidding. That's cool. And this is how cool. Never get invited. Oh my God. Hey, let me knock on the door. Imagine that. Um, but seriously, so you pay and everybody automatically do usually the cheaper option, whatever, or one of them cancel within 24 hours. Because usually if life happens, it's going to happen. We usually have a little bit of advance notice, hopefully. Yeah, depending. But we also all know that shit comes up. And stuff comes up or people get freaked out. Get freaked out. And here's the deal. No one should ever feel obligated just to go through because there's money tied into it. My thing is this. If you get cold feet, if, hey, we've got the room, we've got it all set up, blah. And you get cold feet, You need to add, and if you're within that 24-hour window, common courtesy. Yeah. Hey, are you able to cancel the room or not? Yes or no. And if they're not, you need to, you have a responsibility, in my opinion, to give a minimum payout. Something, yeah. You need to give something. Look, if it's something like somebody got sick, people with kids, we all know how this happens, kid shit. Somebody died, people died. Yeah, something like that. It happens. Again, you're not, you know, and we have to understand that. But there's a big difference on why people are canceling. If it's because you said, I don't want to fuck them. If it's because you got cold feet, if it's something like that, you have a responsibility. It's not okay to fucking pass that buck. Or if you're not, if you're supposed to fuck on Friday night and it's Wednesday and you feel like shit. You know what? At least say, you know what, I'm starting to feel like I'm getting sick and I don't want you to be fucked out of this money for, you know. Right. Communication. Yes. We preach it, we preach it. And I'm telling you, it goes a long ways because the next time when you are feeling better or whatever and you set up the next round, they're going to be much more apt to work with you because you were honest, you communicated. Absolutely. Even if it's you go, I'm excited, but I'm nervous. Okay. Let somebody know. That happens. And if somebody calls you and says, hey, life happened, you know, being a dick and going, okay, where's my money is not the answer. No. You gotta have some tact. Right. And if somebody has cold feet, you know, but again, it's not usually like you just feel like the huge urge to back out the last fucking second. Yeah. You know, a little communication goes a long way. Obviously, we have to have understanding. But, holy fuck, if you want to talk about ruining somebody's weekend, have them drop $150, we'll say. You know, whatever. We'll say cheap. We'll say $100. $100 on a room. They've made plans, whatever the case may be. Anyways, that's all up in the air. And it's something you could have let them know ahead of time. You know, you could have let somebody know, hey, look, here's the deal. My kid may have this. Look at your fucking calendar before you commit. Sometimes. Yeah. Now, I don't use my phone calendar like I'm supposed to. I get it because I'm an idiot with that shit. My man is trying to get me to be more better with that. But I still use a paper one. Before you commit to fucking somebody on a certain day, look at the fucking calendar. Make sure it's going to work. And if something comes up, as soon as you know, oh my God, this came up, immediately let the other people know. It just goes so far. And if you need a paper calendar, we have some for sale. We have some for sale. The Samantha's calendars are available now. They are here. It's no longer a pre-order. Nope, they're here. It's here, so you can absolutely get one. I've flipped through it, and that looks awesome. Yeah, absolutely. You can get one. It never makes you run on and stuff. It's really cool. It seems so basic, though. Some people just, they don't even think about it. They don't even feel like they need to tell you, hey, until that minute. By the way, I'm not coming. Or 15 minutes after the meeting time. Oh, yeah. Something came up. Or they ghost people. Yes. Look, the reality of this is that it can happen to anybody. And look, we all know bad things can magically come up. But a coolness factor and a responsibility is huge. Larry put, new in the lifestyle, cold feet is more likely, if you're experiencing the lifestyle, you know how to communicate. True. Absolutely. And those, if you're going to hook up with somebody that's new in the lifestyle, I would recommend saying, hey, if anything's changing, I'm going to book a room. If anything changes, because I'm going to get it sold, I won't be able to cancel it when I'm 24. Please just let me know. Like, it all boils back to being able, if you're If you have two new couples, it's hard. Everybody's new. Yeah. That's one advantage of sport fucking. We just went at the bar. We're having a great time. You know what? You want to go fuck? Let's go fuck. We go fuck. There's no like, but a little bit of communication. If you're the experienced couple, communicate. Yes. Let the new people know that, hey, look, it's not the end of the world. You know, like, perfect example. It happens. Not every woman in the lifestyle has had a hysterectomy. Right. And so, you know what? Yes, as a general, from how I understand it, correct me if I'm wrong, how I understand it, most women have an idea of when they're going to start their period. It's been 10 years for me. Since you've had a period. Yeah. Since you had a historically. Yeah. So, but we know that it can happen. But we also know if you've been married or been around a woman or known a woman, you know what? It's not in their control. It's not like they go, oh, we'll turn it on, turn it off. And so we know it can come up. And honestly, there's no... We've had this conversation before. If your wife all of a sudden goes on her period and she's not comfortable, then you know what? The proper thing to do is cancel. And there's nothing wrong. Everybody gets it to understand. What you should never do is use a cup or use whatever the different methods they have and not tell somebody so they can find out then. Because that is gross and pisses them off and causes them to lose their boner. I do have an anecdote for that. What's that? I have a close friend who hadn't been sexually active for a very long time and she got a hookup date scheduled. She hadn't had a period in six months. Surprise! She got her period three days before she was supposed to hook up. And she tells him and he's like, it's fine with me, you know, whatever. Well, she didn't even know about the cuffs. So she got the cups and they worked so well that after, two days after the hookup, he's like, so did you really have your period or were you just using that as an excuse because you had cold feet? He had no idea. There was no mess. But she told him, I'm on my period. Right. And she's like, what do I do? And I was like, I don't fucking know. I haven't had periods in 10 years. That's not like after he started eating her. and go, oh, by the way. No. I'm just... I know what you're saying. Well, and look, there are things... Again, it's comfort level, right? And that's... There are... That's what I thought. Yeah, that's it. That's the lie. The go-to lie, you know. Amanda says, at the ranch here, they use sponges. Oh, yeah. Like surgical sponge. Clamp. Sucked in. Oh, my God. See, you're the one who goes, I'll be on the show with you, Cole. You've listened to these, you know better than this. It's the thing is, is we all get that shit happens. What I think is a frustrating part of the lifestyle is that there's so much lack of communication on things, on simple things. That's what causes the frustration. If you, okay, we never, we never had the money to go, we didn't do the whole thing. If you had went ahead, you made dinner reservations, and you set all this shit up, and then at the last minute people cancel, I understand why people get so pissed off and bent out of shape. Even in the porn world, we have it. You are getting ready to schedule a shoot, and then shit comes up, and it canceled. It just had it happen. The gal got sick. But she let me know. It was already within 24 hours. But she was like, I am feeling like shit. Is there any, you know, no, it's all right. It worked out okay. And so, but it, so even in the adult world, it happens and it's, it's a cost and it's expensive and it's a frustration in the lifestyle. I think it will actually, it turns people so negative, especially if you're new, if you're new and you're so excited, you're all ramped up and then they can't, not only are you the because it's canceled. But then you get hit with this expense. And maybe your partner was or was not all on board with spending the money. Right. Well, why can't we just do this? Do we have to spend the money? Or let's just wait and see your whatever. And just create such attention. And then the next time you run into that person, you're like, fuck you. It just, the lifestyle is about being cool with each other. We're supposed to be. Right. Part of that. Yes. And it's a skill that a lot of people lack. Very much so. So the other part that I put in the hole with when it comes to room is, okay, if you're the one booking the room, a little common sense goes a long ways. If you've been burned once or whatever. Get the protection. Then you should learn to, yeah, to don't get the room that, spend the few extra bucks to get the fucking room that you can cancel within 20 minutes. 24 hours. Also, here's the thing. There's a lot of different types of rooms that you can spend a lot of different money on. Remember what you're there to do. Yeah, you don't need like a two-room suite. Right. To just hook up. Right. You don't even need a five-star fucking... No, that's why I was like $60. I've stayed in $60 hotels to hook up. Yeah. They're not charming, but there's a bed. And there's a toilet and a shower and a sink, and that's all you need. Honestly, how many times on just a hookup, going to a hotel, just a hookup, whatever, have you got under the sheets? Seriously. Yeah. I mean, maybe occasionally. I mean, I don't know. The comforters are gross. Right. So I usually rip that off the bed. Right. Unless, like, a lot of the hotels now are going to just, they can wash everything. Right. the comforter off the bed. Right. But still, even then, you still didn't fuck on top of the other sheets. Yeah. So the thing is, is seriously, the Sunday thing that I told you about was that there was a truck stop in Omaha. There's a hotel there. Super cheap. Some of the best fun we've ever had. It was no carpet on the floor, like damn near a folding chair at a desk, you know, and two beds in it. And it was just like, but you're not getting comfy. It doesn't matter if the pillows are soft. You're as most of the time, You're not getting under the sheets. You're not. You're just fucking. So like say you don't need two room suites. You don't need. It doesn't need to be elaborate. No. I mean I think new people sometimes think that there has to be set a mood. And which if that's what you need and you want to spend it like that's great. But the reality is most of the time if you think about it. How long did it go from coming in the door to being naked? Right. Well like two seconds. seconds. Yeah, I can tell you, not the last girl I hooked up with, but the one before that, I was in my underwear. You're in your underwear? I was like, okay, let's go. I mean, I was like, okay, what, because that was, so it's not like there needs to be this whole, like, you know, crazy poor place shit. Well, and honestly, if you're going to fuck, you don't really notice everything around. until after the fact. And then it's like, oh man, that was hot sex. And that room was gross. Yeah, exactly. I hooked up with a girl last time we went to the ranch, actually. And it worked out well because, well, we got pizza. Yeah. I mean, so it's like, well, that works great. I mean, and really, it was almost great because we scoped out so we used it for a porn shoot. Oh, nice. So it's like, okay, well, this is good because it's work. But I mean, seriously, You know, keep in mind what you need. I mean, I'm not saying you need to go. If you go to Mexico, when we were on vacation, Amy was showing us hotel rooms that are the hookup hotels that are like by the 15-minute increments you can pay for. They ain't got no Hiltons. Just saying. But I mean, seriously, so it's like, kind of keep that in mind. So if you're new, it will, if you go spend $250 on a fucking room or you go spend $60 and something happens, $60 doesn't hurt as bad as $200. So there's a little bit of thought process that needs to go with it. But, you know, I don't know. It's just ultimately the theme is, I think, just fucking communicate. Just talk to people. Be honest. But I really seriously would recommend in your introductions with new people, if you think rooms will be down the road, put it in a precursor. Yeah. We're definitely going to add that into the seminar. Yeah, I think it's a good idea. Plus, I mean, you're already talking about do's, don'ts. All this other stuff, you might as well just say, hey, if we get a room somewhere, 50-50 would be cool. Yeah, because there's nothing wrong with saying it. Look, lifestyle is expensive. Look, if you can say, if you can say these words in a discussion, anal, cumming, pain, If you can say any of those words, then you can fucking talk about the money. Because you shouldn't be having these four words come out of your mouth. If you can tell somebody where they can or can't shoot their jizz, and where they can or can't shoot their load on somebody, you should be able to say, that's how we do this. And you have the greatest line. Look, everything's really expensive, so to make it fair, we just do 50-50. You know what? And here's the deal. If someone goes, Fuck no, absolutely not. Well, then maybe you realize that it's a hobby and it's just sex for fun. And you go, well, this isn't going to work. Yeah. And pass and move on to the next person. The last thing I'll throw in there is obviously, because this always comes up, there's always some people that don't, they go to hotel takeovers. Yeah. And they don't have a room. And that's kind of shitty. And here's my thing with this. That's exactly what I was going to say. Generally, if you have a Roman hotel takeover, it's a hotel takeover. That's why it, that's part of the value of a hotel takeover is to have that. It's very hard if someone doesn't host hotels. If someone has a hotel somewhere else, the host hotels all sold out. I get it. And I get if you live in that town, there are people that are perpetual hotel moochers. Yeah. And I do want to back up a little bit. Okay. You can go to a hotel takeover and not get a hotel takeover. a room. That's okay. But you shouldn't do that expecting to hook up and get to spend the night. Yes. At the hotel. Yes. That's the shitty thing to do. If you bring clothes and shit to stay, I'm sorry. That's an asshole maneuver. One, it's asshole to the fucking event host because you know what? A lot of shit that we do is dependent on how many rooms we sell. Yes. Number two, I understand you live in that town, but guess what? People aren't going to leave the hotel. party to go to your room to fuck, and you know that. So, you know, put away the cheap ass and fucking get a hotel. If you want to fuck, get a hotel room. Three, if it just happens. You know what? We weren't planning to stay. We met this couple. Everything's cool. You know what? There's nothing wrong with going, hey, here's 50 bucks. The coolness factor here goes a long fucking way because there are people, and trust me, before we ever started having parties, we had people, hey, come Can we just crash in a room? No. No. You want to crash in a room, but you don't want to fucking pay for it. Or, you know, all of a sudden they're like, well, I brought my bag of toys. I brought my carry-on bag. I brought my toothpaste. Well, where are you planning to stay? Wherever people will let us. Fuck you. You know, I bought all this other shit to me. No. Fuck off. I've had guys just chatting with me be like, well, I didn't get a room, so I'm just going to stay with you at crazy winter nights. And I'm like, no. My date would have something to say about that. And I have something to say about that too. Fuck you. I've heard of women that always, they never, well, I just know someone will let me stay somewhere with them. And honestly, that's asshole. It's not cool to do. So if you don't have a room at a hotel takeover, there's nothing wrong, seriously, with saying here's 50 bucks. You know what will happen? 90% of the time, I'll just bet, it's just non-scientific. Non-scientific. Most people will go, hey, look, here's 50 bucks. Most people are going to be like, I'm going to say, look, I was going to say, don't worry about it. But you offered. I will remember it. I will fucking remember it. And the next time that we want, we're out somewhere and maybe we want to hook up or maybe we see you, how I'm going to treat you is going to be different. Because I promise you on the way home, Ms. Amanda and I are going to have the conversation about with, well, that was really fucking cool that, you know, they at least offered. It seriously is going to make a difference. So, you know, I mean. Be cool. What do you always say? Just be excellent. Bill and Ted had it right. Just fucking be excellent to each other. It's not that hard, but it goes a long fucking way. For sure. Excellent. Okay, chill. See, this is fun. All right, kids. Well, with that being said, it's time for us. Good night, sweetheart. Well, it's time to go. So a quick shout out to our sponsors once again. Motorbunny.com, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com, DiscreteDirtyCO.com, and ProDXHealth.com. You can make sure to check all of our show notes for all of the websites. Yep. Remember that couple that got too stoned and decided to guilt us into staying? Yes, I do. And everybody around here would know exactly who it was, too. And they were fucking assholes about it. And we only had one kingside bed and four of us were crammed into one kingside bed. And we were pissed as fucking hell. And don't forget Crazy Winter Nights. Get your tickets at crazycasmer.com. See, you're already doing better than my other girls right now. And hey, you want to get, don't piddly get your tickets. I'm telling you around the hotel's So we're half sold out. And when we go to Exotica in New Jersey, we got a whole big group announcing it. And. The calendar. Now this is one version of it. The new calendars are here. I can't show you the pictures in these. But the new calendars. They're fucking hot. They're hot. It is no longer a, it's not pre-orders. They are here. So make sure you go and you can go to missamanda.net and order it. Or you can DM me and we'll get you your calendar as well right away. So mine are not dead. So, with that being said, kids, and a big thank you for Beth slash Honeybee for coming on and being my guest host tonight. So we're going to try. We may, we may do a show from the brothel next week. I'm trying to make that happen. Yep, absolutely. So, but with that being said, you know, it's the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will, Casbah Style, out. Sweet. Let me shut this off, bloop.