Krazy Truth about Swinging #343 ASN Awards

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm your host with Moses Cole. I'm here with the lovely... No, I'm not. Now I am. I'm here with the lovely... and always feet so fucking cold you think she's dead, Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to tittle late and otherwise entertain you. The ironic thing is this is not our studio. What are you doing? You did one foot fetish video this weekend, bitch. I did. Anyways, this is we are on the road again towards the end of our journey. Oh, boy. Hallelujah. So we will be home in. Two days. 48 fucking hours. And then you'll leave again. We'll be gone again. Home Friday, leave Saturday. And so we'll be back. So yeah, this is Episode 8, Season 343. Quick shout-out to our sponsors, MotorBunny.com. 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We're fucking everywhere. We are the... I think we're... We might now be the most decorated ASN Award winners ever. Actually. Okay. We either are, we're either, we've either won the most ASN Awards of anyone, or we are tied for first, and we have been a finalist more than anyone else, like, by like 10. Yeah. So we are now a seven-time ASN Lifestyle Magazine Award winner, and we are an 18. I'm just going to bring the trophy in, but it's in a box somewhere in the trunk. I'm like, eh. We're not unpacking everything. It can wait until next week. And we are an 18-time ASN finalist. There you go. So no one comes even close. So anyways, thank you very much, Ricky, for the congratulations. Thank you to everybody. We are very, very excited because we took home the award for, we were nominated for five. We took home the award for Best Adult Takeover. We got second to Exotica for Best Trade Show Convention Expo, which is pretty good seeing how they have about, you know, 30,000 people roll through Exoticas a year. We got, what did we get? I think we got second or third for Lifestyle Group. And we got... I think it was second. I think it was second for Lifestyle Group. And we were... I think we're third or fourth for Best Pro-Am, which is really good for the first time. You got smoked in Pornstar, but that's okay. Back to me, finals is still incredible. So overall, it was like, yeah, it was, we were all over stuff. There was a lot of beautiful people there. Oh, it was a blast. Amanda got drunk Saturday night. Yeah, she did. She got train wrecked. I wasn't train wrecked. I was feeling good. It was the amount of people, the people that we got to meet with, the people that we got to have meetings with, the people that we got to socialize, exchange cards with, were huge. We shot. Very successful weekend. Very successful. You shot five, you had five shoots over the weekend, I believe, overall. And I had one porn shoot. And then I did commercials. Shot a bunch of commercials. As Santa. For a sling swing. So that was really fucking cool. But the people. The meetings that are set up. To talk to. Is just. Astronomical. We had gotten a VIP table. We bought a VIP table. And to give you an idea of who. Was that we had at our table. per our request. We had Night Moves Magazine, which they want us to talk about because they're interested in a story about us. We had Vixen slash Wifey, the CEO and founder and the head of casting for Wifey CO. We had, obviously, Michael's girlfriend, Bonnie, who's also of his other company, Manlord. She got the top content creator. Content creator. And she's also the president of an international president. of Manwar, which is Michael's other company. We also had Rod and Cammie from the Bunny Ranch. Rod is the CTO of the Bunny Ranch organization, and Cammie is the top producer at the Bunny Ranch. And both the Bunny Ranch won for Best Brothel, and Cammie won for Best Legal Sex Worker. And so at our table, we won one, Rod won one, Cammie won one, Bonnie won one, we won one. So, and you had, and on top of that, these are all like main, main sponsors. So, you know, that was just at our table. Uh, and, and not to mention there's a lot of, I have meetings I'll set up with, uh, some international groups that are interested in working with us. Yeah. And here's the thing. So we had one of our walls up inside. There were people going over and taking pictures. pictures in front of our wall, some for the football finger, but more people were going over because they knew who we were. There was one couple that got the top social media group. And she was crying, never expected it to happen. And then we came out right after her because ours was presented right after that. And she's like, oh my God, I was so terrified to meet you. I was afraid to go up and talk to you. I always wanted to meet you. They couldn't believe that they were a category of the same category as we were, and they had known about us for quite a while and had walked past me like 27 times before they'd come to meet us. And they were... And the guy dwarfed Cole. Oh, yeah. Made me look tiny. And they were... There's a huge thing when people say to you, they know who you are, and they're like, they were honored to be mentioned in the same category as you. that, you know, and when you have people come to our wall because they want to get pictures because they know who Casbah is and they want to get pictures with Casbah. So that was pretty fucking cool. I mean, there was just a lot of, it was exhausting. We were on the go a lot. It was a ton of fun, ton of fun. One of ours vendors from last year, Salty Sea Whips, was there. They're vending again. We got a chance to reconnect with them, which was awesome. On the adult side of it, which you guys probably don't necessarily care about, but for me it's exciting. When you have other people, you have some people that were nominated for pro-ams and porn awards that have been in the business a lot longer than we have, are very much established in the business and wanted to talk to us about our studio. And so, like with Tadpole and stuff like that. So that's, it's just, yeah, it was pretty fucking, It was pretty fucking badass. We were being watched. Yes. I mean, you couldn't walk. Maybe we just looked powerful. I don't know. But everybody's just staring. Okay, so they had... Okay, so Friday night, they had this award-winning juggler. And I'm like, oh, the juggler. Oh, my God, he was hilarious. He was awesome. And he was fun to watch. And then after that, they had a mentalist, which... Is incredible. His gifts are amazing. And it blew everybody's mind, just listening to it and have him do these things. The very end, he asked one person, give me a number, a two-digit number. And he put it in, he wanted everybody to put it in their calculator. And he goes, okay, now times that by give me a number. And then you times it by that number. He goes, okay, now add this number, give me a number. and then it gave a number and it finally he goes okay one more number give me a number and then you put it all together he goes okay now add that all up and it happened to be the exact date month day year and time to the minute to the minute that it took place it was it was everybody's screenshotting and i'm like going i'm in trouble because i'm seeing people that's weird but it was it was pretty badass it it it was awesome if you guys can still hear somebody say something anything Do us. I'm sure they do. It's doing either Jessica keeps going off and on or something. It's goofy. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Anyways, so it was a blast. It was a ton of fun. Now, the other interesting part with that. See, I don't think anybody can hear us. It doesn't. You have to just keep going because we're recording here. Okay. Well, great. I'm just checking because I like crowd participation. Oh, it's for a minute. Okay. All right. Anyway, so. There's lots of cool parts, and there's lots of things to be learned from it. I mean, it's fun not having... Not being in charge. Not being in charge. To watch the cats going crazy and know I don't have to hurt them. Not my problem. Yeah, so that was fun. So then on top, we had great shoots. Like I said, we were at a content house, which is about a half hour away, and I had a shoot as Santa, which I'm excited about, and then you had three shoots there. We had a shoot on the way down. And then you had a shoot on Sunday also. Because I took a day off in between. Yeah. Because she had to or could her hurt. I had to. I'm like, oh, my gosh. She's sore. So on top of it, that was cool. And then, like you say, I did for a sling swing, I was shooting as Santa Claus. We did two hours of commercials. Two hours of commercials for him for that. So not to mention, we already started talking to people about setting stuff up in Jersey, both Santa and videos and obviously shooting, whatever. There just was a ton of stuff. It's not the room. See, bitch? It's just we do the show and you start yawning. Oh, I didn't even catch it, but you knew I was tired. I don't care. Oh, that cold air kickdown. Okay. Well, anyway, so yeah, so it was on that part was awesome. as well. So it makes you appreciate when you go to these things. It's really funny because in the adult world, you have the same issues a lot of times you do in the swimmer world. And actually, what I want to talk somewhat about tonight besides this trip, because my kid reached out about an exotic convention. Erotic. Erotic riding convention that just happened in Boston. Why do we do things different in CASBA than everybody else out there? And it was so cool because when you have people coming up talking, you have never been to your event, but talking about your event and that they have what they've heard about your event. And trust me, there is no shortage of people that will tell you their opinion of anything. Okay. Yeah, no. And sometimes if they If you don't know who you are, they'll be talking. And I heard people talking about our event, and all positive, even though they didn't even know who I was. So it is impressive when you hear them talk about their events are classy, their events are safe, their events are, you know, worth the money. That's cool to get to hear from people all around the country, people that have never been to your event. But that's what they're hearing about us. And that's awesome. That, to me, is, like, makes everything cool. Right. So, you keep talking, I'm going to get some water. Well, I have one right here. Okay. Oh, I got it. Downfalls of doing it, laying on a bed, because there's not enough chairs. And one person wasn't going to stand while we tried to prop cameras up and all that. That fun shit. Apparently he needs to go fill his water. Not just grab his water, but fill his water. But I don't know where he was going with all that. So I just smile and look pretty. So yes, our child was telling us about how this erotic event was happening or happened in Boston where people were getting groves. Air tags were put in strippers pants. at that erotic convention in Boston. But it just goes to show how important what we do is with security and everything. It's a huge deal. So cool things. We've got some huge announcements that are going to be coming out. We closed some things this weekend. For those of you who don't know, Crazy Winter Nights 2026 is our ninth year. I was doing crazy winter nights. So 2027th is our 10-year anniversary. And oh, fucking boy, did we have some shit. I've got to respond later tonight to emails, people that are coming up to this year, that 2026, and are already starting to book for 2027. We got some shit coming. And a lot is coming from this. It's very cool when getting to go and be a part of these things, because the people we are talking to and hanging with are, you know, for some reason, a chair got taken because the CEO of Hustler is supposed to be at our table. So, you know, I mean, this is kind of shit. So there's a lot of really cool things that are going to come out of this, and that's always fun when we can take cool experiences that we get to have and then bring them back to people, to everybody in the group and everything else. I want to give a quick update because for the first time ever, I heard people on a national level talking about crazy summer nights. They've known about it and mentioned it, but talking about it, and I had somebody come up to me and say, I heard that you're almost sold out. And I was like, yeah, we are. That's what kind of the word is traveling in the circles about our events now. So that was pretty fucking cool. So, yeah, we just got some cool shit. We have some really fucking badass shit coming. Yeah. It's going to be neat. So make sure you get your tickets. Okay. So probably, I don't know, you want to talk more about that? Are we good? What do we want to do? Well, no, you started, I guess the only reason you mentioned Boston was to say ours wasn't like that. Yeah, well, it was. Because you started to say something about Exotica. Exotica wasn't that extreme. No. You didn't hear any of that stuff happening. Everybody was very friendly and very nice. No. Some inappropriate stuff in the lobby, yes. But that's not uncommon for Exotica, and they're not hotel takeovers. No, they're not. So this one was a little bit different because we weren't too terribly far from Disney World, so there was a lot of kids. Yeah, so. Yeah, shit happens, and you hope that they don't have to give somebody's parents reason to have to explain something to a kid. And again, ASN did a great job. I mean, you didn't have a lot of kids. a lot of you didn't you always anytime there's booze and all those things you have those and they did a good job it we like to align ourselves with other folks that try to do a good job but i i brought up the boston thing just as an example of of what is going on in other places and why we are so adamant about doing things the way we do them and that and that's huge you know it really it really is um The next couple months, things are going to get crazy as fuck. We're excited about it. Miss Amanda is the calendars. Oh, my God. The number of people that we influence people, to put it mildly, the number of people that you can still preorder calendars. The calendars are going to be done. We're rushing to finishing pictures for calendars. They're going to go out the first weeks of November. You leave back for the ranch the 8th of September. So if you want to see her at the ranch, go You can set it up. She already has appointments set up. We're going to be doing a lot of other cool shoots and whatever. And Santa season started. I booked another Santa gig today. Regular Santa gig. And on top of it, I am having surgery on both of my hands. I'm having surgery on one hand on the 10th of October. On the other hand, the 7th of November. So things are going to get crazy. But, you know, that's good. That's what we want. It should all be good. It's going to be ramp up time. So, if you don't see us at some events for a little while, don't panic. We're just trying to get everything done that we have to get done. Because we've got a lot of cool things to bring you guys. So, enough about that stuff. I want to get into tonight. You know, we have a lot of folks that are going to be coming to Crazy Winter Nights from out of state. And I want to talk about, I want to talk tonight about how, to maximize an event. And this is a very real thing in our world right now because, you know, we've said it before. I'm actually a shy person as a general rule. No one believes that, but I am. We're very used to people coming to us, so we're out of practice of being the ones to go up to people, which I want to tell this story really quick because we talk about growth. You never stop growing in the lifestyle and in this world. Okay. And this is a great example of it. Because we're still people. We still get nervous. We still get shy. And you have to. Part of this whole thing is understanding and believing that you fit in and you belong to be there. That you have a right to be there. Right? And this is true in lifestyle events or anything else. You have to believe that, you know what, I am a good enough person. I deserve to be in this situation. An example I'm going to give is, you know, Amanda's always been eternally shy. And there were two very, very, I'll happily say, fucking straight up hot as fuck, gals that were up for best. Trans creators. Trans creators. One wanted. One wanted. And they were smoking hot. And one girl, I'm just like, oh, my God, she is hot. She was. She was. Absolutely was. And he's like, well, go ask for a picture with her. And I'm like. I said, just go up and ask for a picture. And I said, you have every right to be here. And I said, if you don't want to, don't. Whatever. We just happened to be walking in. She was sitting down, and I went right up to her ear, and I said, I just have to say, you are so drop-dead gorgeous. And she turned and looked at me, and she goes, oh, my gosh, thank you. Can I get a picture with you? And she's like, absolutely. Really? So her, they're both up, and her and the other gal, both went over, and they both went over. I mean, and they got pictures by our side. In front of our wall. By our wall. But it's about believing you have a right to be there. And this ties into the swinging world, because we have a lot of people coming up that don't know the bulk of our people at Crazy Winter Nights. They're coming from Texas. We just had a gal buy a ticket from Texas today. And I want to talk about it because it's important. How do you maximize that event? Because when Amanda and I travel a lot of places, we don't necessarily know. I mean, we do more now, but there's a lot of times we don't know anybody. And the natural instinct is to take and kind of circle the wagons a little bit. You stay close to each other, close to the wall, duck down, nobody gets hurt. But you don't end up having the experience that you hope for. Like a lot of people want to go as a group. And if they can't go as a group, they don't want to go. And it's like you have to take and you have to take and overcome Hesitation a little bit. And that's one of the biggest things that we want to talk about tonight. Because really, the path of least resistance is to just talk with you and your spouse. It's really funny how much you can, two people can block everybody else off. And you can look super uninviting. Even if you're not frowning or anything else, you just look closed off. And it's like, what happens? And we've done it. We have done it. We have been those people. Well, we've done it. And, okay, so I'm going to pick on A.S.N. a little bit. Okay. Because, okay, Michael does more behind the scenes at his events than anything else, but he has another group come in and help. And it's just a bunch of people actually all end up helping. And then you don't know who's really in charge, so to speak. Right. So then you don't have somebody floating around introducing themselves. But that's also different because it's never the same people over and over again. Right. Except for just a select few. Right. Well, here's why this is such a big deal. What happens is you go to an event. you are excited because it's something new, somewhere different. You know, you're going to meet different people. It's going to be a new experience. And then you take and put yourself in a box. You don't allow, none of those things happen. And at the end of the event, you feel like you missed out. I wish I would have talked to this person. We've said it a million times. And again, we've lived this. I've said, man, that girl was so, I wish I would have said something to her. I think that girl was kind of looking at me. Okay. I kept feeling like I was being stared at. And the funny thing is, is I'm like, I turned to one gal and I'm like, that guy is hot. Who is that? And they go, Amanda, that's the mentalist. And I'm like, well, why does he keep looking at me smiling? He's young. He wouldn't be interested. They just kept staring at me. It was our first trip for the new boobs in public. Why? Yeah, I'm like going, I know what it is. He can read my mind. Yeah, I know. He can read what you want to do. But he'd look at me and I'm just like, uh, what do you see? It's fun. But I couldn't go up and talk to him. There were a lot of people there. There was a gal that came up to me and she's talking to me. Amanda had, Miss Amanda had her green dress on from KWN. And it was another gal that had a green dress. It's a friend of ours on. And this other gal goes, oh, we're all wearing green dresses. So we get a picture of all of us. because she was super outgoing and she goes, she looks at me and somebody walks by and says, Santa, she goes, you're the one. Well, she was at one of the Exotica, her, and I went to her booth, stopped at her booth, her and three other girls. She was, okay, so there was a video, I don't know if we posted it just on X or what, but it's where Santa Claus was on a stripper pole at the BBW booth and she was one of the girls. She was one of the girls. She was out for best BBW content or best BBW scene. And that video went 250,000 views. And she's like, oh, my God, you were the Santa? Yeah. And we ended up having a great conversation. It is amazing when you talk to people. And I was so impressed and found a lot of strength in watching a lot of the singles there at ASN, for example, that they didn't have somebody else to go talk to. So they had to be outgoing or they were just going to stand around. And it's like, you know what, that's something all of us have to do. Larry, the hardest thing for us is getting out of our comfort zone. We've learned the more people you introduce yourself to, the more people you will know next time events are what you make them. That is absolutely 100% correct. And the thing is, so it's like a give and take. My goal And I can't say so much for KWN Because I like to think that I do that But it's in a different role At KWN Is when I see people I don't know KWN's a different A different thing Because you should introduce yourself Yeah but it doesn't count when we do it at KWN Because We're working and that's my natural It's I'm not just doing it just to meet people Well, at that point, I am, but I'm also doing it because I'm the host. Right. But my goal is to at, like, Exotica in October. What? Go on. Finish talking. No. Because I can't say anything about Exotica until you finish talking. Stop it. No. I can't stop. When they do some of their, like, general meet and greets, we generally don't go to them. Take an effort to... Sometimes we're busy. Sometimes we're busy, but a lot of times we don't go to them because we don't care because we don't know anybody, so we just rest. That's a good opportunity for us to go to somewhere we don't know people and try to introduce ourselves. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. I was going to say, well, that's really not a good example of introducing yourself to people because it's not like... It's not like a party atmosphere. Yeah, but we don't go to a lot of other party atmospheres. We don't go to the after parties. Well, we don't go to those. And that's what the point I'm making is that one of my goals is to try to do that. You have to operate in the world you operate in. So here's the deal. We don't go to splash mocha parties. No. Right? So we don't have time. Or we probably would. So for me to put a goal to say, well, I want to meet more people at a swinger party, I don't know people at. What party would that be? Not any of them up here, because we probably know. We're not up here. We're in Mississippi right now. Fuck you, bitch. We probably know most people. What I'm saying is, and this conversation isn't new, because Larry and I have had this conversation about in Vegas, in Crazy Vegas, but it's the, if you're in a situation, to try to learn how to break out of the shell. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you serious? I'm like, are you waiting for a response? Fucking A. I'm open to meeting a podcaster so we can stop doing our show altogether. Well, there you go. Then do it. Fuck you. Seriously? Wow. Anyways. We met Miami Swingers. Because he's so hot I'm just letting you finish the story And he was walking by It was like the white party And he stopped right there He's like oh the cool air I said well here if you want cool down I put my hand on his chest And he goes oh my god I love you Hopefully they were supposed to come up last year Hopefully we didn't come to KWN this year Yeah the only thing was hotter than fuck Oh my god it was hot She was hot yeah No the hotel was hotter than fuck Yes it was I didn't think the hotel was hot as fuck. Okay. Everybody else at the event, with the exception of Nanook, thought it was hot as fuck in the hotel. I bought a sweatshirt. I wore this shirt around a lot. It's just because it's so damp down here. And then you're outside. You're always moist. You walk inside where the air conditioner is fucking blasting. Which is not in here because you turned it down and I didn't touch it. It said it fucking 70 and it says it's 69. Shush up. It's summer. Anyways, just saying. Go ahead. No, I'm just bitching about being cold. I went and got socks on. Hey, you know what this is? The last five days. Oh my God, it's been bad. Just saying. I'm like, can I go outside because it's warm out there? If Amanda was comfortable, then it was a sauna. Thank you very much. No, but if at the white party I'm sticking my cold hands on somebody's sweating. your hands and feet would be cold as fuck. The fact that your feet could be used for a foot job, it blew my fucking mind, and I was there watching it taping the motherfucker. So, you know, I got nothing. Let's just say, man, usually I get my first from Mystery Man in St. Louis, and he was actually pretty tame. Yes. It was this shot. We got the shoot on Sunday. And the guy heard me when he was doing a Santa scene. We all had to leave the room because it started off in the living room. And then we all moved to once they moved to the bedroom, we all moved back out to the living room and finished talking. So apparently at some point I was talking about somebody's hair tickling my feet. And I said, but I let it slide. It was all good. So he was in the room and I totally forgot about that. And he's like, I know how you are about your feet. And I'm like, okay. Well, he goes, here, put them on my face. I'm like, okay. Well, he had scruffy, like a whiskers, which was fun. Like a short, like quarter inch beard, whatever. So he's just like, okay, you know what would really help me is your feet. And I'm like, they're not overly ticklish. So whatever, if I jerk back, then I can't tolerate it. Okay. I proceeded to get my toes licked, sucked, kissed. And then Cole goes, it would be really good if you give him a foot job. I'm like, I don't know how to do that. How do you do that? And he ended up like on his hands and knees and he was talking. I reached up and I just shrugged his dick. And it worked. His dick was the same length as my feet. Yeah, we may leave that in the video too, actually. What? When he's going, hey, your foot is, But that was really cool. I don't take that stuff out. See, this is how people are like, this show just went off the rails. It always goes off the rails. Not like this. This one's going off more than normal. That's okay. Who cares? It's all right. Anyways, some of the people coming up, we've got one couple coming up from Orlando. The Tiki something. I forget what they won for, but they throw a week weekly party at their house and they cut it off they cut it off at 150 people at their house yes uh and they're like so we're gonna have them up so they can tell people because they're like something if you've got people gonna be in our area tell them to come to sign up come to the house whatever they were fucking super fun and they're coming they're coming and another couple like a retired cop yeah but he's just He's a little short dude. He was cute. Another friend of theirs is coming up. She's a huge Nebraska fan. And so instantly, so I'm like, well, yeah, you have free tickets. Come up. Yeah, absolutely. So they're coming. They're bringing a big group of people this year to get ready for 2027. And they're like, it's going to be cold. It's going to be fun. They are, Jessica, hold on to your ass because they're going to be, they like to have fun. But they're awesome people And they were all like, man It was awesome So his dick was a foot long Well, my feet are quite a foot long But close, yeah It was like, well, it's impressive He's like, you wear a size 9 in men's And I said, well, 7 1⁄2 in women's So, you know It was impressive, I'm not gonna lie So, but going back to the swinger topic That we do occasionally brush upon They talked about the same thing. We were talking about them because they have a shit ton of people that are coming in on vacation and come to check out their event. Because a lot of people that are going on cruises and stuff like that because they have it listed on SDC. Is that what they said? Yep, SDC. They have a lot of people that are getting ready to go on cruises and they want something to do for the night and they end up over at their house at a party. Yeah, to go the night before. They talked about it, because it's a whole bunch of people. Think about this. 150 people, or even 100 people. Nobody knows anybody else. I'm pretty sure they have some regulars that go. Right, but I was trying to paint a picture. Yes, paint the picture. Okay. You gonna add any additional happy bird strokes in there for me? I'm like. Anyways, picture if you will. Picture if you will. If you had 100 people at a pool party, fucking bitch, at a pool party, could suck ass if everybody just stood and looked at each other. But both of them are so outgoing. I think they would make everybody feel welcome and introduce. Well, they would, but they would. I know. The point of the picture that I was trying to paint was, as they even said, you have to want to meet other people. You have to say hi to somebody. Like, you have to. Their parties are so successful because somebody says, it's a chain reaction. That's the whole, when you think about crazy winter nights, for example, the Saturday night has a different vibe than the Friday night because the Friday night warms everybody up. So Saturday night, they know people and they're talking to people and it's a, the group becomes closer because of the Friday night event so if you look at the start of the Friday night party every year it takes a little bit it's a little bit to ramp up to get going because people have to get start saying hi to people and start talking and that's the whole key and when when you go a long distance traveling to get somewhere you know you're not going to meet in you know you're well statistically the odds of you running into somebody you know are pretty slim Ironically enough, if you are open to seeing people and looking around and being engaged, you may be surprised and find some. There was a guy at the content house who lives in Omaha, you know, that we met through because of the chat lead up to the content house. Who knew? He's right now in our backyard. There was somebody else at the awards that was from Omaha, either Nebraska or Iowa. I can't remember off the top of my head. I have notes. If you open up and be more open, then you may find that you may meet somebody that's not so far away after all. Like, they were having that in the content house. People finding out that they were three miles from each other. Like, they didn't even know that they were that close to be able to shoot and meet and party with and whatever. A bunch of them had went to, you know, a swinger party the weekend before. They're like, oh, my God, you live in the same town. Holy shit. It can happen here, too. It can happen at our stuff if we just, you know, if people are willing to communicate. I don't even know anymore. I surrender. I don't want an assistant to wrangle these people. Maybe Jessica. Maybe. I don't know. Possibly. We've got some other. They're not that. They're fun. No, they're super cool. Although they won the sling swing. Yes. They won the sling swing and they had one set up in there and they were And she was a little tipsy. She was cold tipsy. And she forgot to hook her legs and went sliding out and landed right on her fucking head on the cement. So that was entertaining. But, you know, whatever. That's what makes you shit fun. It was like two couples dancing on the dance floor. Me and Cole and her and this other guy. The guy slips and falls and she just starts humping him on the dance floor. Okay, you have to understand. But I didn't see it. Somebody videotaped Colin I dancing and we saw it in the background. Keep in mind with our VIP table came a bottle of booze. Like a bottle of Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan's. And Miss Amanda turned to me at one point and she goes, wow, we're really making a dent out of this. About half the bottle is gone. I had had one drink. And no one else at the table had any yet. So. I told Cammie she could have some. We did not share what other people think. And we did. Every VIP table polished their full bottle of booze off. Oof. Just saying. Everyone, ours included. I thought it was going to be wine. I didn't know it was going to be booze. Yep. You're welcome. I got asked if wine would be the right way to go, and I made the joke. Hard liquor would be the way to go. And voila, looky there. Look what we got. Yeah, so it was a good deal. We also have other cool things that have caught on. Total CASBA starting points. I mentioned calendars, Miss Amanda's calendar and my calendar. Three other people in our group now have reached out to me on how they've decided to start doing calendars because of the success of Miss Amanda's. They found another IV people down there because of finding out how that worked at. It wasn't just IVs. They were doing shots and stuff, too. They do a full medical concierge service with massages and stuff like that, as well. Because I saw her give Jiggy. Yeah. No, or Giovanni. It was one of them giving him a shot in the arm. Yep. Yep. There's all, yeah. So, but that's something that was, you know, it's a newer service. And for us having that, we're so far ahead of the curve, it's not even funny, which is really, really funny. in the elevator. Yeah, we did. They were rolling their IVs all over the place. Yeah. Which was fucking... Yeah. I don't know. It was awesome. I can't tell you this. Our drink prices are way better. Just saying. No doubt. Orlando's a little pricey, to say the least. Orlando. What else do we want to talk about? We need to talk about something swinger-esque. It's crazy truth about swinging, and we don't... We haven't educated on a fucking thing, don't we? We have. We've talked about swinger-esque things. All right. Well, that was a great show. Talking to people. Duh. It was a great show. I'm going to title this one Swinger Ass Things. You can. I will. You will. All right. We find out. Okay, so we drove. I can't get coming. I know. This bed's uncomfortable as hell. Okay, so Monday we drove yesterday. We drove from Orlando to Mississippi. That was like a seven-hour drive. Not bad. Oh, wait. Hey, let's talk about this little part of the trip. I take a nap. We're an hour and a half, two hours from here, from where we're supposed to be. Little Miss fucking calm. Little Miss yipped at me about having patience all the fucking time. No, actually, we were only like a half hour. Whatever. All the fucking time. I've told the story before of why she doesn't drive in big cities. She doesn't like driving in big cities. I woke up the one time when she's like, fuck, and there's trucks surrounding us. It's like, holy shit. I wake up. It was. I'm asleep. I was tired. I wake up to, fuck you, you motherfucker. And she's in the middle of a flip-off war with some fucking dude doing 90. They're both doing 90 bumper to bumper with other cars flipping each other off down the interstate because they'd cut them off enough so that somebody, They got their driving privileges revoked. We stopped at a rest stop to pee real quick before we got on in town. We walk out and we both walk into the driver's side. She's like, what? I'm like, am I not driving? I'm like, no, you've lost your driving privileges. I don't think the dude knew there was another person in the car because the seat laid down. So the last time she passed him, flipping him off, and he's flipping her off, and then I've raised the And then all of a sudden, this little game stopped. It was like, you've got to be shitting me. I slowed down and got in the slow lane. What it was, let's give the whole fucking preface to the whole thing. No, no. Yes, there was a fucking semi driving on the right-hand side of the road. I'm in a line of six cars to go around this motherfucker. The guy comes barreling down behind me, gets over, and then not even a car length, cuts me off. Makes me stomp on my brakes. Yes, I went like this in the wind. window. Didn't I just all I did. And he's just like, and then pointing for me to get over. I'm like, fuck you, dickhead. We're going around this goddamn semi. Yes. And I'm still pissed off. And then she was flipping off again. And then as they're driving, she's just sitting there tapping her hand on the window. I'm just like, yep. I did that with my mom in the car too. There's just something about Mississippi that brings that back. No shit. So, you know, yeah, there's that. So I don't even know what the fuck you were going to tell about anything else. Don't care, but you're not getting out of this way. It's like, cool, since you're hiding. Cool. Not behind the wheel. I don't know if I was going to say anything like that, but you brought that up. Well, I don't think you were, but we weren't going to let that part just skate past. It could have. That has nothing to do with swinging, dickhead. It sure does, because you were almost a fucking unicorn, because I'd been the one that got shot. So yes, it has something to do with swinging. Jesus. Remind me not to drive with Amanda. I'm not that bad. Brenda rode with me in Kansas City to the airport. She's not, but when she gets there. If you piss me off for something stupid, like cutting me off because I wasn't going, because I was going the same speed as all the other cars, fuck you. It made me angry. They hit me when I'm tired. I've been driving for a while. 40 minutes. That's not all it was. No, because I drove through Mobile. So I drove... For those who don't know, how far is Mobile from Gulfport? 45 minutes, like to Omaha. And when did you start driving? How far outside of Mobile were we? I don't know. We weren't. That's bullshit. We had... You yipped at me because where we switched drivers was a Walmart, not a gas station. Well, we were in Florida still because we hadn't crossed over into Alabama because I took a picture of the Sweet Home Alabama sign. Fuck you. I drove across the state line from Florida into Alabama. Oh, okay. You stopped, we stopped outside of Mobile and you drove from Mobile to there. That's right, because then you said that. Mobile, Alabama, to golf board. Okay, so an hour. And we did not get the full hour. Hard to believe at 90 miles an hour. We did not get the full hour before rent because I had just laid the seat back, didn't make it through the tunnel. Then you put me in all the fucking traffic. The traffic of golf board. Yes, I did. The interstate is a little crazy for such small towns. It was. I will give her that. But yes, so... It was, yes, it was. I'm not that bad. No, she is. Mine had calmed down quite a bit, and coming back here just kind of set it on fire again. That's all there is to it. Yes. Yes, it is. And so far, since we've been here in the short trips around town, she has managed to maintain her driving privileges. I was going to say, I've driven, and I haven't yelled at Anybody? Other than me, no. I haven't flipped anybody off. Other than me, no. I don't really count. That's okay. But yeah, no. Nope. And we went on for quite a little circular drive today. We did. We went to the first, I went into my first Buc-ee's. Yep. That went to that hell. Went way out of the way to go to this Buc-ee's to go. But your dad wanted a Buc-ee's sandwich. Okay, so mix Cracker Barrel and the I-80, Truck Stop. Together, take out the restaurants. There you go. And then add in all the fucking brisket, the big brisket counter with all the different types of brisket. Yes, and it was cool. It was large, but it was a pain to get in and out. But beyond that. It was fun. So overall, the short version is this trip has been a good trip. We've had a good time. A lot of really, really cool shit's going to come out of this. Some cool sponsorships, some cool stuff for the studio is going to come out, but some cool stuff for the group and for our events are going to come out. And we're ready to be home. We won't have much time, like you say, because... Tomorrow we're leaving in the morning and going to Nashville. We'll be overnight in Nashville, and then we will be... We found out too late that we can't cancel our room because the girl's like, well, I can't get there in time, so we might as well call it off. because we were supposed to have some scenes. So it's like, well, fuck. Now we're stumped going to Nashville, which is a couple hours out of the way. So then we'll have to get up real early. Congratulations to the Nebraska game. To get home for the Nebraska game. Yes. And then Amanda's gone on Saturday night. She was going for an overnight on Iowa. Saturday I'm going to Des Moines. Hang out. Have fun. Get up Sunday morning. Come home. Wow. And then. What the fuck was that? We don't know that. I don't know. I'm just being smart. You're going out, and then we'll be in a push to get everything done from there. But, you know, we've found... Do we have to do laundry tonight? No, you did all the laundry we needed, too. I did laundry Sunday at the hotel. Well, you know you're on the road a lot when you figure out where the laundry services are in the hotel. Just saying. Well, it's like, okay, what's halfway? Okay, give me some laundry to wash. Okay. Take it, get it washed. Oh, and a side note. Miss Amanda, if you travel with her, wear bib overalls. She loves that. Just say no. She loves that. And I'm going to make sure every time we do that, I'm wearing them. In fact, when I fly down to meet her at the ranch, I'm wearing bib overalls to go to the ranch. Just saying. Who said I'm taking you to the ranch? The fucking ranch did when I told Rod. He said he'll take me up to the ranch. Then Rod can come get your ass. Exactly. He don't care if I wear bib overalls. He doesn't give a shit. He'll walk out and be like, hi. Hi, everybody. Just say it. All right. All right, kids. Well, with all that being said, what a great show. Good boy. I don't even fucking know. So check in soon. More stuff coming. Again, shout out to our sponsors. Thank you to everybody again that voted to help us win and be a winner again this year for a 10-hour for getting us so close in the other categories. Trust me, it does make a difference when all these companies and people keep seeing your name, Kazba. It means everything. Or kibosh, however you want to pronounce it. However they want to say. You know, it's, no, my God, no, she'll kill us all. Oh, no, Ken. Absolutely not. She'll stand at the door and certainly not let people in. Okay, but that might be a theme for one of the Friday nights is country bumpkin. Because then that would fit. Yeah. what she said. Daisy Dukes and boots, you'll fit right in, Ken. I'm kidding. That's funny. It does make a huge difference, and we do appreciate it. Do watch. Miss Amanda does have new content, and there will be Santa content coming soon. I may convince her to let me watch it tonight. She doesn't watch them yet, so we'll watch that tonight. So that goes. Oh, I don't know. Okay. And maybe Amanda and I haven't even shot Santa. Maybe that's what we'll do tomorrow. We're in Memphis. Or Nashville. Or Nashville. Where the fuck we're going to be? I don't care. Anyways, with all that being said, again, shout out to our sponsors, discreetanddirtyco.com, ProDX, Pro13DX, for ASN and Motorbunny. And another just a quick shout out, again, just to ASN in general. We do a lot of joint sponsorships, It is nice to be one of their sponsors and be a primary sponsor. And it goes with it. And they sponsor a lot of our stuff. We do appreciate being in their magazine. And as they appreciate being a part of the CASBA family. So, you know, all these things, all these things, you know, are very much appreciated. CASBA is where it's at because of all everything you guys do. All of you guys that listen to our shows and come to our events and click on our links and all the rest of the stuff, that's everything. So we sincerely appreciate it. Thank you for the hardware. We will be back live next Tuesday, right? You're still on time next Tuesday? Yep. Is that the 3rd? Yes, probably. I don't know. It may not be that night. You're doing an interview on another show that night. So you're on STO Smokers Lounge. Miss Amanda will be doing an interview on that show in the coming weeks. So with that being said, kids, the only way we know how, the only way we want to... Oh, okay. And the only way we know how, the only way we want to, the only way we ever fucking will, yeah, I stroked out there. Kazma style, out. Bye.