Krazy Truth about Swinging #331 Keep your clothes on!

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swing.

You need to talk a lot when you you do yours too i'm the host of the most cool i'm here with the lovely lovely and luckily still awake with us sucking all the air out of the room miss amanda hey there you go look at that for the first time ever in eight years you can be heard on the podcast neat uh we're here to channel it till late and otherwise uh do stuff to you uh she's here to annoy the hell out of me i'm here to annoy annoy the hell out of her, and we're doing a great job. Before we go on, this is season eight. Hard to fucking believe we've been doing this for eight fucking years.

Episode 331, and we're proud to be here. So what you guys that are a live audience doesn't know, we just recorded one Saturday. So now we're recording another one in front of anybody and we'll probably record another one thursday so that because uh next week will be hectic possibly and so if we don't use it we'll use it have one in the can to use when we come back we should because we don't leave until thursday right but then we come back and if we're tired or whatever going to do anything, and then with your surgery and be being gone. No, we'll still do it Tuesday. Okay.

Anyway, so, because Little Miss fucking always on top of it, let's make sure we get everything done with this, who's usually the one busy as fuck and usually the most tired, and I'm trying to do it so you're not exhausted. Just saying, but we'll record a bunch more.

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Check out the show notes, and you can see all the information how to go to basis tx if you have questions let us know as well hey there so we got we are proud to be back in front of our live audience uh as we mentioned on our last show it's been a little more hit and miss because we've been on the on the move and moving and going and whatever so hopefully we'll get some shows in a row because we do have we're on the road a lot in june again some is for personal So thank you or thank Obviously, this Saturday, June 7th, we have a meet and greet.

It's your birthday party, and it's our thank you event at the Bowling Alley in Bellevue, Nebraska. We hope you can come at 10, where we're happily doing free. There'll be cake. We're giving away a couple of prizes, and we're giving away free bowling for about four or four and a half hours, something like that. So that's going to be a good time. A lot of people are going to think we're over 200 people or close to 200 people have already signed up. That have RSVP'd. That have RSVP'd. And we will be doing a couple of raffles. We've got a couple of raffles going. I'm going to mention these now.

One is a raffle that we'll be doing at the bowling alley because we're giving away a huge Crazy Casbah prize pack. Okay. Which you're going to see a lot this year. We're going to do some prize packs. So two tickets to the Crazy Winter Nights, two nights of hotel stay, and a VIP package, about a $700 package, plus some Santa stuff. But we are also doing the big grill raffle, which is a $17,000 grill. It's a Kalamazoo Harley-Davidson Edition grill, brand new. We are raffling it off. It's $20 a ticket. The drawing will happen when we sell 250 tickets. So you know exactly what your odds are.

$20 a ticket. You can let us know on that. We will ship it to he or she whoever wins. So make sure you get your raffle tickets. See us on that as well. I didn't get that on the website. I haven't done that yet. Anyways, so cool. All kinds of housekeeping. Look how fast we got through all that housekeeping shit. Under five minutes. Under five minutes. We were hauling ass. You talk fast. I was. It was like that Micro Machines dude from the 80s. You didn't yawn once. You know how I was able to do it? Because you didn't suck all the air out with taking a yawn while I was talking. I did yawn once.

You missed it. I couldn't see it. Something like that could be a drinking game. Every time you yawn? Take a shot every time I yawn. Oh my god. I can't remember what the drinking game they used to use on me. It's when I said something. I would say something or do something and they would take a drink and people were getting fucking train wrecked.

Play with one of them probably who knows i'm a creature i'm a creature habit i touch myself a lot that said something though i thought yeah and once they said then i was like super paranoid about him imagine that weird weird now now so here's the cool thing so you're the hair okay so when i play with my hair that's right now i'm gonna do it when i'm blushing if you did it with my beard totally different thing i promise you'd be drunk with a half hour watching the show yeah with a half hour watching the show because i play with my i stroked my facial hair hair a lot it took so many years to grow it that uh that i touch it a lot so just saying it is what it is and i I know Miss Amanda absolutely hates it, so.

I didn't say anything. It's the price of being married to Santa. I actually put a bid in today on a Santa gig, a regular, not a dirty Santa, just a regular Santa gig. And I was like, hey, by the way, my bid includes a Mrs. Claus or an elf. So now I'm giving them the choice. Okay.

I'm picturing you and your elf costume with new bows and no one's even gonna know santa's there hey don't forget about saying hey i have zips clear up to my neck the one we'd wear now and that's the church one you had to get a different mrs claus one because you're not gonna wear the big red coat all the time just saying uh i could you could but i want and i would be comfortable especially in the winter i know but you don't need one i mean i don't want you in the old person kerchief but still you know no what she wears is like this night muumuu with an apron yeah because that's what mrs claus does sleep all the time that chick is busy banging out when gone.

Just saying. Anyways. Okay, so you had some good ideas that you'd come up with. I did? Okay. Wow. All of a sudden that, I wasn't even trying to put you on a sweat, but that look was like, what, whoa, waggy about shows, remember? Mrs. Claus is pretty sultry. Slutty. Slutty? Cool. Either way. It's pretty cute. Can you not read that? I can't read that. I only have a contact. I thought you got new contacts. I do, and it's better because only one contact because I can read that. Well, obviously not very good. You couldn't read that. Well, it's on that side. My screen's dirty there.

There's snot on there or something. I don't know how that works. Anyways. Which one we doing doing the need to be naked yes that'll be a perfect one so okay so uh this is this the topic tonight really we talked about this and we talked about it ironically because of the event, because of the meet-and-greet coming up this Saturday at the bowling alley. So, backstory of this event. Again, it's just a regular meet-and-greet. It's at a public bowling alley. It's at a vanilla bowling alley. Slash bar. Slash bar. Slash axe throwing, which is going to be closed for our event. Bar and grill.

Regular public establishment. Yes, we have rented out. It's closed to the public, so it's only going to be us. But it is a regular business. Regular business. With vanilla people that work there. Right. What's this bowling?

And we have people that have reached out to jessica our event coordinator and asked if they can be naked and we're like no and we've had people tell us they're not going to come they're not it here's what it costs you to attend this event nothing it's free cake we're paying for the bowling and the only thing it costs is is oh the axe sewing is open you just have to pay separately okay so they the only thing it costs is if you wanted to either do the axe sewing or any food or drinks that you might want to buy other than cake but you can bowl for free that's all on us they're not come people some people are not coming because they can't be naked.

you can bowl for free. That's all on us. They're not cum. Some people are not cumming because they can't be naked. They can't get naked or there's no place to play. What are you going to do, play in a freaking lane? I mean, come on. Unless I said mattress on the lane. Here's the bigger question. So we obviously know a shit ton of people in the lifestyle, and obviously we work with, I know, a ton of other event planners. And I had this conversation with a couple other event planners, and they are having to put out that it is a non-play event. But that's the thing.

I have to say it is a non-play event. But that's the thing. I have to say it is a non-play event. You know, when we first started to go on to parties, it was pink parts must be covered. Okay. No. But it was like renting a ballroom. When we first started going to parties, that was at hotels. Right. That said, in a ballroom. It was not ever, you never had to have this discussion for events that were other places, including a strip club. There was one event that we were new, new. That was the one we were terrified to go in. Yes.

That it was a bar that they shut down for us, but the were still vanilla yes but we had to be respectful keep hearts covered and there were still some people flashing tits and we're like going well how come they can do that we can't right and and they but they were also showing like damn they're pouring on the remember the because i remember um the one the one uh you're the hottest bitch in the place the song was was on and they were playing the dirty video verse on the big screen. You just totally dated us. No, I'm kidding. I know, shit. But still, the concept in our state, this is a bar.

Bars have liquor license. By law. You have to be clothed. You have to be clothed. But people can can still the the liquor commission i.e police whatever can walk in at any point in time to check to make sure all rules are being followed plus includes just a regular strip club a strip club has to if they serve alcohol their strippers must remain clothed to a degree i mean pasties, whatever. But they're still in some form of lingerie. Their naughty bits are covered. Right. The only time you see a full naked strip club is they serve juice only. Yeah, exactly.

Okay, Patrick put, remember the event was planned by people in the group, not started by U2. That's true. That is true. But all of our events our events even our hotel takeovers we don't have playrooms we don't allow nudity at our events outside of very specific areas i.e your room with the exception of crazy summer nights which is at a a clothing optional resort in a different state where it's allowed And even they have certain rules at certain times where you have to have clothes. The reason this is so we lose people every year coming to events because we don't have playrooms. Fine.

But again, as we plan this event, because of the concern or the questions, one of the things that we will constantly have to check on, we shouldn't. And our people are very, very good. But we still have to because we always have new people. It's bathrooms. I'm sorry. As a swinger, I don't want to go fuck in a bathroom. I just don't. At 52 years old, I don't want to fuck in a bathroom. At 52 years old, I generally don't want to fuck in a car. Now, with all fairness here, let me just say. I fucked in a bathroom and you fucked in a car. Did you fuck in a car in a bathroom? At work.

Okay, yeah, but that was at your job job. That wasn't a swinger event. That was your job. You also were fucking in a nursing home. You had to fuck in with no cameras. And I have fucked in a car recently in both. Well, not recently. It's been a few years. Same with me. But if need be. But overall, I can handle. Bad Jessica bathrooms are dirty. And I'm not playing there. Okay. In all fairness, I was standing up bent over the sink. Wait a minute. Nothing touched the floor. Wait a minute.

Your bathrooms, though, the bathrooms you were fucking, because I used to work there, I know which bathrooms they were, was not like the super busy, the main bathrooms that were gross. They were like hardly ever used. They were the pooping bathrooms. Those are the ones you went to, you wanted to get away and shit without people.

Those are the employee bathrooms to get away those are a little different but the reality of it is is that at some point in time I understand and I understand there's kinks and fetishes with public sex whatever but the understanding of how hard it is to find places to allow groups to come in. Even though there'll be no nudity. We'll have a DJ and there'll be no nudity, but this is a place that has leaks normally. We've been in it before. Excuse me, kids bowling there, whatever, the whole line of yards. It's a family establishment.

The last thing they want, and you find even a lot of bars, just straight bars, don't want the tag a swinger bar because it changes the clientele. It changes the perception of the establishment. And so the challenge is I understand the fun of getting naked and all kinds of stuff. But you know what? We've always been ones. We have been at bars and made the decision the four of us or whatever are going to go fuck. And we either go to our room or we go get a room and go fuck. And you know what? It actually doesn't kill any of the excitement. Anybody goes, well, that kind of kills the mood.

It absolutely does not kill the mood. The drive over to a hotel is actually probably more exciting. Yeah, everybody's like, man, because it's like, okay, here we go. Wow. But, you know, this is hot. It doesn't kill anything. Getting caught and literally losing a place that you can go to, even in your vanilla life, your regular world, is asinine. Rachel, last time I fucked in a bat bug bathroom, I was 22, and it was the rest area, and I said, never again. And I wasn't in a lifestyle at that time. Look, as kids, I get it. At 19, 19 and 20, is when you suck my dick in the phone at the? Okay.

And it was, okay. The shit we do as kids. It was a dorm room phone booth. It's the shit we do as kids. It's one thing. And I think there has become this. I was trying to be spontaneous and romantic. Not romantic. It wasn't romantic, but it was hot. But trying to be. She was teethy, but it was hot. Erotic. Yeah, That was the first time I'd ever sucked a dick. It was still hot. Let's go back to that part. It was still much appreciated. But the reality is the reason that we're talking about this is that the fact that we have to have this conversation. We know people that are nudists. Yeah.

That aren't concerned about being naked everywhere they go. so for the life of me i can't figure out why somebody has to be naked and can't have a little bit of class i okay and and i almost i almost am disqualified from this conversation because i'm not one that likes to run around naked. Okay. Being a girl and not a show and all that shit, the mental shit, eye hangups, I have on it. At no point in time would it be fun for me to bowl naked. Because here's what I'm thinking of. When you bowl, how do you bowl? I have a beard, hair, and hair in my mouth.

I mean, you bowl how do you bowl i have a beard hair in my mouth i mean that's how do you bowl right you take the ball you go you bend way over watch your way back your legs right and throw the ball you want to know what i'm not going to be excited to have my asshole seriously but some people get into that. Can you not get that? I can't chase this little fucker down. There we go. There I got it. Seriously, though. No sympathy. I'm going to be paranoid as I'm not going to be comfortable with that. I'm not going to be comfortable.

And I'm going to guess this is totally from a guy's perspective so this could be totally wrong so laugh at me accordingly i think that most i'm excited for you to get new boobs because i want to see if you'll actually go to the store not wearing a bra one time because they'll they'll be perky perked up most women my understanding wait my understanding and correct me wrong is going places and not wearing a bra they don't feel comfortable because life not judging no there are a lot of people that think that bras are restrictive and and they're uncomfortable and everything else i don't think bras are uncomfortable I've slept in them most of the time they're not uncomfortable to me I don't of course I don't have one on right now I'm not one that as soon as I get home it has to come be the first thing that comes off I don't care so to me they've never been uncomfortable that was even when I was bigger and smaller it doesn't bother me I'm not necessarily one that goes oh look at Thank you.

so to me they've never been uncomfortable that was even when i was bigger and and smaller it doesn't bother me i'm not necessarily one that goes oh look at my nipples which is what i think of when you go around without them look at my nipples well okay but my thing would be this is that doing a doing a physical activity like bowling right there is the factor and i. And I don't want to sound like a two-year-old with this, but there's the fucking bounce. Women don't play sports without a bra because shit starts going all over the fucking place. Well, mine are small enough.

They're not going anywhere. But which is not comfortable. I feel like most women wear bras when they go out because they feel like they look better. Lift them up and bring you cleavage. I don't know. And during sports, I've always heard, you know, oh, yeah, I don't run marathons, so I'll be getting black eyes, blah. I can't imagine bowling is going to be that much better, and fuck, the other thing is it's summer, and I've seen people bowling, people sweat in bowling alleys, and I don't think it's hot to watch fucking sweat run off the crack of my ass or my ball or anything else.

I think that would be fucking gross, and if it's not hot, then I'm definitely not going to be comfortable, because then I've got a fucking Ken doll fucking dick area, and that's going to embarrass the hell out of me. You're talking to a guy who's wearing suspenders because I'm fat and I need to at this point in time. I don't need a Ken area because the coal there by the ball returns is blowing up on me. Just saying. Okay. Okay, there's been great comments I've seen. I feel pants are uncomfortable.

That i wear kilts fair enough i can see that and here's my here's my thing if you don't like for a female if you don't want to wear a bra rock on you don't have to but do they have to a lot of women don't as soon as they get home it comes off they find them restrictive whatever I've just never been that way. If you feel comfortable and sexy wearing something that, however, just like the kilt or no bra or whatever, whatever you feel comfortable wearing, rock on. Can you for fucking four hours at least have clothes on so there's some excitement if you're going to go get to take them off.

I mean, that to me is like, the other thing I look at, and I've read up on other nudist camp sites and stuff like that, is if we look at different places to have events, very consistent theme. Any place, just like the Pines, they ask to be respectful if you're going to be naked and you're sitting on any of their furniture, inside or outside furniture, that you put a towel down so your genitals and your ass aren't on the fucking seat. It's a health thing. This is a place that serves booze and food. It's a health thing. Not everybody wipes their ass. Well, to a large degree, yeah. I know.

The thing is, let somebody fucking slap. I don't want cheese on my butthole because somebody's built nacho cheese on the seat and I didn't see it. I'm just. No, I get it. I think the thing is with it is that you actually hit on. You actually hit on another. You said it a little bit earlier on. Class. Mm-hmm. I don't, you can be exceedingly sexy and exceedingly hot and enticing and everything and not being naked. That's what, Patrick, sometimes the tease with the clothes or lingerie is more exciting than just seeing the whole show at the beginning.

Now, with that in mind, at a brothel, they are all wearing lingerie. There's no nipples are allowed to be shown. So if it's see-through, you have to cover it up. There's no nudity, except in the room. Guys are coming there. Just to reiterate, in case someone doesn't understand what a brothel is. Guys are going there to pay money to fuck you. They want to eventually see your meat curtains. Some type of sexual encounter, yes. They want to see or touch or stick their dick or something in your meat curtains, in your junk, in your vagina.

But it still isn't hot when you're standing in line that that's flapping around and it's the same with dicks it's same with anything else now in all fairness i have one guy that wanted to be pegged so his dick didn't go anywhere close to me okay but that's the exception which is okay actually that that's actually the perfect example That's somebody who went to a brothel who didn't want your pussy. He didn't give two shit the last thing. All of your fucking meat curtains sitting out there flopping around in the breeze for people to look at and would not have done anything for him.

It's the same thing with this. Not everybody's there for the same thing. The other part of this whole being. It just blows my mind. The concept of meet and greet. People not understand why it's important. That there isn't always nudity. Oh my God. Every single fucking person is going to be at this.

And every single person is going to be at any meet and greet anywhere in this country this weekend and there's there's ones going on all over the country ones going on all over the world right there's a huge one in london going on this weekend at one point in time they were new and they were nervous and i point that out solely because of the fact that we as people get used to stuff and we get jaded. If you think back to when you were new and nervous and you walked in and you would have seen naked people, it would have been intimidating.

And somebody right now is listening to, oh, no, that'd been hot as fuck. No, it wouldn't.

Let me all point to this look at me there is porn swinging and there is real life swinging and the first time when you walk into a thing you envision porn swinging and porn swinging has things like whatever your ideal whatever you're wanting right whatever your perfect guy or girl is that's what you're envisioning porn what swing is going to be like it's not you're going to walk in and you're going to see me okay and if your idea of of porn swinging what you think you want is this dude that's like that kind of rip not even kind of rip just kind of like a craig uh what's bmi yeah craig bmi and you walk in and you're nervous and the first thing you see is me come waddling by you're gonna be like what in the fuck did we get into and you're gonna go right out the fucking door.

And people go, oh, no, bullshit. We live in a fucking world that can't even handle most lifestyle events, couldn't handle two guys kissing at an event. Let the fuck alone, something like that, for your very first time. And we forget about that. Let's give people a chance to say, it's okay. Hey, hi. See, we didn't just fuck you or rape you as soon as you walked through the door. It's amazing how that fucking works. You know, I don't know. We had some other comments, too. I keep missing. I can't read. You can't read? I can't.

There's another group who has lifestyle meet and greets every month at a Lincoln bar. Nudity has never been an issue, never been brought up. Yep. Yep. No, I'll tell you now. It's Swing and Pineapples. It's never been. They don't have monthly greets at a bar. Cody and Amanda, yes, they do. Oh, well, okay, they do. Yeah't have monthly degrees at a bar. Cody and Amanda, yes they do. Oh, well, okay, they do. Yeah. Swinging my apples. And you're exactly right, Larry. And what's so funny... But people keep their clothes on.

Well, exactly, but what's so funny, I think, and Larry correct me wrong, the point I'm kind of making is because there's an added this is different because we're doing the free bowling. It's an event. Instantly, people go, got to get naked to be in an event. Got to fuck to be in an event. I had a new gal. Okay, so wait a minute. But we say it's a takeover because we rented out the whole place. Right. Okay. And we said it's a party. Theirs is at a bar. Sometimes it's closed off to just them. Right. And sometimes they say, no, it's not a private event.

It's because I think that people, and this is my assumption, they hear the difference between meet and greet and either a takeover or event. That could be. And it's because we did it as an appreciation event and and honestly so i have to tell you this is kind of a funny story so we have somebody new that's coming they're very very nervous this is their first anything okay okay They are new.

like you know they're like really nervous and and you know i just we don't know what you know what to expect like it's just fun it's just talking people have a good time well you know we didn't know if we need to bring condoms we'll bring condoms and it's a non-play event you're more not gonna have cond. Maybe you'll meet somebody if that's your thing and you want to go to a hotel. That's great.

But just like we were, and I think we have a unique perspective because of our first meet and greet that we didn't because they'd run out the bar and we didn't know what to expect and we didn't know if just everybody comes in and gets naked and fucks and we didn't know what goes on and we were nervous and out in the car just because swingers get together doesn't mean you're gonna fuck and maybe we're wrong and maybe this is a good thing is how to should we not have phrased it as an event I guess I never thought of that.

Because to me, it's more than just a meet and greet, because it is an appreciation event. Yeah. Well, we took it all, we rented out the place, so it's not like we kind of made it an event.

Yeah,'s a question for people what our expect should expectations be different of what you can or cannot do at a meet and greet versus an event or should it be varied on where it's at right well even where it's at i mean still but you have somebody that has events at a hotel in omaha that day everybody runs around butt ass naked right and that's the challenge is that that what's disappointing is that you and i understand that everybody has different things that they want out of the lifestyle and that's okay because to choose your own adventure but really how much fun would would a bowling orgy be i'm just trying to envision this i mean it's not even good i'm just envisioning this and all of a sudden it's like all you're hearing all these the you know actually here pin me up all of a sudden you you know all the sounds you're in a Pins and all that shit And you're hearing all these, you know.

Max throwing here, pin me up. All of a sudden, you know all the sounds you hear in a bowling alley, right? Pins and all that shit. And you're hearing all that shit, and you be in the other room, and all of a sudden, it just stops. That loud rumble of a bowling alley. Because everybody's watching. And all of a sudden, you look in there, and there's, like, in the little bowling area where everybody sits and shit, there's, like, a mass melee. Remember when we went to that one in Des Moines?

Oh, God melee remember when we went to that one in des moines oh god remember when we went to that one in des moines and we were still pretty new and we went with a couple other couples that i think and it was they rented out this uh event is that the one where they had to drag the girl under the stall to get out of the bathroom that was a guy or a guy could was on the table getting finger banged. And we're like, what the fuck are you walking into? Yep. Yep. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Yeah, I do. That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. And everybody's like, where?

Let's go see. And going around the corner to go wash this. I'm like, why is the girl sprawled out on the fucking table? Train wrecked. And just, oh, yeah. Yep, I do remember that. Yeah, because it was right after they drugged the guy literally had passed out in the stall. We were sitting by the bathroom. So we got to watch the whole episode of him trying to drag him out of the bathroom. Yeah, and trying to drag him out underneath the stalls. Yep. It's just. And I didn't think that was appropriate.

No you know i wouldn't have done it there was there was nothing that yeah i mean believe it or not i'm not about the show of everybody watching it it's it's really are you sure and go to her website and buy her a fucking pillowcase merchandise and other stuff no i, please. No, I like being watched, but it's limited. It's not the same of being watched in a place. It's a bowling alley. I just know. There's nothing sexy about that.

To me, if the expectations of any event that you go to in the lifestyle if you have an expectation of being getting naked then you're doing it wrong because the whole concept is supposed to be no expectations right you're going to meet people, whether it's a hotel event, whether it's any, you're going to meet people and have fun and the whole nine yards. And if the number one expectation is, well, how fast can we get naked? You're going in. Very rarely does naked equal awesome conversation. I mean, seriously, there's a reason why most, I'll see you next time.

Rarely does naked equal awesome conversation. I mean, seriously, there's a reason why most nudist campgrounds and things like that absolutely do not allow or want anything to do with swingers. Because a true nudist wants to be nude with, to be nude. Not for sex. And in turn, things like erections and stuff like that are strictly forbidden and banned. So anybody in their life goes, oh, well, it's just because I'm a nudist. Bull fucking shit. No, that's not why at all. That's not it.

If your number one goal is how fast you can get naked it's because you're on the hunt right and and that's the sad part of that is you're going to if if every event allows nudity you're going to take and actually cause a lot of new people or people that aren't comfortable being naked. You're going to cause them to not want to go to the event. Okay, so I just got a message, like messenger. Okay. Private society has a scene at a bowling alley. Rock on. No, not really. Let me tell you, if you've been to their house, it's a fucking mansion and a half.

And the bowling alley, they have like a couple of lanes in their house. So they did it in the house. And here's the other part of that. This is the other thing swingers have to understand. And we have a unique perspective on this now. Porn is not real life. End of story. Porn is not real life. If you want to shoot porn because you want to get laid, you're doing it wrong. You are about to be horribly disappointed. Well, first, before I go, I'm going to go with that thought. But first, Mary, it's still a public place regardless if it's public. If it's public, it's not. Yeah, it is still public.

They still have rules. Employers still have accountability to their staff.

Okay, back to the porn thing for a a second somebody reached out to me because obviously i'm your manager and and i run chasm studios right so i've had a couple people reach out to shoot with you and some of our other talents and they want to get their one that wanted for example you just has wanted to fuck you for years, years and years and years, and he's a fucking loon and needless to say it's like just has wanted to fuck you for years years and and he's a fucking loon and need to say as i finally explained to him porn is not about great sex porn is about sex that looks great there is a huge difference i'm telling you if you think that as a dude porn is great wait till you're banging one of our talents and i'm laying underneath you getting your nut shot up above or when you're trying to fuck one of the girls and i've got the camera sitting my arms are on your shoulders yeah getting the camera or I'm right up in the scene doing the other way around so that we can get better shots.

Wait till that moment or when we go, okay, that's enough of that. We're going to stop and we need to redo this. Or some of them and then they leave you go, oh my God, that was the worst sex ever. Right. That's poor. Did it look good? We have not done, in all the shoots you've done so far and all your films we have not done one no i take that there's been one time that you have shot a porn a scene that started and did not set out and stop until the very end that was with atlas and they didn't have to edit that hardly at all they didn't do any editing most all of our stuff I don't know.

not shut out and stop until the very end that was with atlas and they didn't have to edit that hardly at all they didn't do any editing most all of our stuff well stay hard also is edited we have to edit stuff there's stuff that you have to take out there's stuff you have to add stuff that goes that shot was wrong that's porn and the problem when i go stop you can't keep doing that that hurts right or or all of a sudden there's you somebody's reaching for something whether it be the guy's reaching for a towel reaching for water you're reaching for a lube you're reaching for a towel what do we want to do next we're switching stuff around and that's the problem is i think people see the stuff on porn and then they think that they can swinger especially some swingers don't understand that that what you see here in amateur porn it's not amateur it's not amateur you know the casting couch i love the casting couch fucking love the casting couch you know what it's not they the girls know they're going to get fucked it's not like it just they are It might be.

couch you know what it's not they the girls know they're going to get fucked it's not like it just magic it magically happens so the scenes that people see and they go well we can do that in the the lifestyle world no no you can't if you if you think if you the best way to know this is take some of the positions copy them identically you and your wife copy them identically and see how much you want to keep doing them because guys when you're fucking up spider-man trying to fucking nail her from a weird angle and you can look i've been married 31 years and together 33 you know what i can look in her face when it doesn't matter how big the dude's dick is it ain't feeling good and it's like and you both want to stop just to get a shot society did one where you were in it i fucking hated it where you're on all fours and the guy's like totally up going at this massive angle it rubbing on the pussy wrong and it hurts i was like raw for days and then there's one where they do one where it just sounds like every time they go in it sounds like a fart and i'm just like that is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen the one that hurt even the guy was like i'm like boy i hate this and he goes i'm not a fan there's a reason there used to be something called the pile driver in porn if you look up 70s and 80s probably 80s maybe early 90s porn there's something called the pile driver and that's where the the gal is basically on her standing on her head you know she's upside down like that with her neck bent and her shoulders on the ground and the guys above hammering down it hurt girls so bad that they started to write it in their contract so they would not do the piledriver so it i mean you know uh and todd you mean if i order a pizza i have to pay for it i can't just fuck the delivery more and call good you might be able to okay that has i'm not saying don't try to pick up the delivery guy but you know you might want to get paid so he's not in trouble yeah it's just give him your number write your number on a dollar bill I don't care it's just people have to understand when you go to these events real life still applies it's not like you're going to some bubble where all of a sudden nothing's real and you can just do whatever the fuck you want.

It doesn't work that way. It's absolutely amazing to me. And for the love of God. I mean, okay, so it's nothing but a bunch of swingers. Is there kissing and groping? Yeah, probably. But with clothes on, why does everything have to be naked? There's a lot of really fun shit you can do with bowling that's flirty and touchy and everything else that doesn't require any nudity. Here's the other part of this. Think this through for just a minute.

This is the newest newest this is like my newest kick with people's think about it what are your rules as a couple does the guy need to talk to before before you actually fuck does the guy need to talk to the to the husband you know what what are. Now, picture bullying. We're all just naked bullying and whatever. And we're sitting there and all of a sudden we're helping the girl bowl, whatever, and we're getting a hard-on. Think of the rules that are being broke and tested and whatever.

Think of how many rules get broke in a normal meet and greet or in a normal event where people are somewhat supposedly have talked about shit, right? We talk about this every summer when you go to camp. It's like crazy summer nights. How a campground, it's a different environment. You have to kind of revisit shit because it's just unique. how many of you how many people seriously are prepared or would think through how unusual that situation would be and how easy it would be to break rules?

And as an event coordinator and an event host, and I can think I can speak with Jessica on this as as an event coordinator i don't really want to watch or have to intercede in the couple that's naked and one guy spending too much time with one girl bowl and it creates an issue and there's hard-ons involved and then there's it it's it's huge oh and larry that's awesome consent is the biggest rule broken when nudity is involved truth nudity think about this think about this combination nudity booze and a totally unique environment where nudity is not normal it's funny if you take a man to a strip club it you take three guys and three women to the same strip club So, let the females.

Why? Because we have been conditioned as guys. We know the rules. Not necessarily girls don't know the rules. Women don't think the rules when it comes to strip clubs apply. I've seen it. They're horrible at it. Horrendous. That's at a female strip club. If you see them at a male review, it's even fucking worse. Like, you need a stick. Okay. Because they haven't been conditioned. At a male review, I had a guy take my hand and shove it down his pants. I'm like, I didn't want to touch your dick in the first place. They haven't been... We have been trained.

Every time we've ever went into a place like that, we know if you touch, the bouncer's going to throw your ass out. If swinger guys would do the same rules at a swinger event as they do at a strip club, there would be so much less issues. Just saying. So with that concept, keeping that in mind. So you have a bowling alley. You have an environment that's totally no one's used to nudity there. And you've got, I mean, I'm sitting here thinking of the jokes.

The jokes that I'm going to tell are going to be fucking, and Larry, you and me, you know, the jokes bouncing, titties bouncing, balls bouncing, fucking, look, it is what it is, okay?

I already know that it's going to go directly to a 13 year old humor that's just the jokes tits slapping around people it just it you're not people aren't going to know what to do with their hands and when they don't know what to do they usually do the wrong fucking thing 90% of the time they do the wrong thing and you're still gonna have booze going on there as well you know and cake okay so let's keep this part of mine too cake is a big part of it because guess what i know that when it's cake and there's liquor, weird things start to happen. Just saying.

So you're going to have a bunch of fucking naked people with cake on private parts, spooning on the lanes, and we're never going to be invited back ever again is what's going to happen. That just, yeah. And, yeah, that, yeah. Well, and, Dan, that's exactly right. You should never touch anybody without permission at all times. It's just the common sense factor. I just, I still can't think of it. Get over that. It would not be comfortable. It just wouldn't. It wouldn't. Bowling? Well, I would assume. I wouldn't want to shoot pool naked either.

Oh, that pool naked either i think a majority of it wouldn't actually participate in the actual bowling itself i think some people just think that they need to to that that's going to be a sale job i think there are some people not in our group but i've met people as we've traveled around the country you know some of the people I'm thinking of They're in some of our family groups That given enough booze Would grab a bowling pin and try to fuck it True Actually I can't totally rule that out of our group Because we have had at KSN people Fucking trailer hitches So I mean Come on let's face it There's a spot where air blows up.

If I'm drinking, right, and I'm crocked, and with all the jokes I make about one nut and having half my balls. I actually just want to see a dress flow up. I wouldn't give it two shits. You know I'm going to take and put my ball over that with the empty side going, look, it's a sail. You know I'm going to do that. I know I'm going to do that. And I know what's wrong because I put on the event. And, you know, I mean, seriously. You want to tell me if you're train wrecked drunk, I mean hammered drunk, you wouldn't be like, oh, sweaty, you know, okay?

And we're the ones putting on the event, and we're the ones that know better. But if we were train wrecked drunk, we'd know. This is where Jessica would be like, I need a raise. But, I mean, we know that that. And so many times, people don't mean anything bad.

They're just having having fun because you can see me turn i can see you there's a reason why you get a babysitter call exactly you can you can picture times right now and people that know me real well can picture times of me doing something like that just because I know it would make people laugh Right And they just They know that And it would Meant just in fun But it wouldn't be what I'm not gonna put the shoes on without socks Not interested in trying to Fuck in a bowling alley I'm like had to read that like Four times ago huh i'm slow i'm just saying i you know my brain got fried past couple weeks you only see how small my dick is look you can fit in a bowling ball and then we're going to the hospital trying to get a bowling ball on my dick i'm just telling you i i i know i i know that that kind of shit can happen and so many times that's part of the problem is it's meant, it's meant to be innocent.

It's meant to be fun. But if you're the staff that works there and you've got to go clean all that shit up and you've got to go clean sweaty nutsack off of bowling balls and pins and machines and chairs and all kinds of shit are you really gonna want us to come back no and we're using the bowling example but it's it's a theme overall because again we've had people not go to our to our events since we said there was no playrooms and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just like, you know, that's—we stick to our guns.

Because if you have playrooms, you have to have somebody, security, watch it the entire time because there's rape and all that other crap that's involved. Not to mention, it's illegal. It's illegal to have it. And part of what our job... Okay, so I saw on another site, another Facebook group, a huge Facebook group, somebody talking about how everybody, all events are just out for money and they're all assholes and people are all bad. They said not all events, it's about who you support. Okay.

The thing is, one of your jobs as an event planner as an event host is your job is to make sure that your event is safe and this doesn't this is vanilla or real life right if if if you're going to put on an event you have a uh you put on a hay rack ride event right you have to sure it's safe. You don't do things like, hey, yeah, right on the front of the tractor. You have to make sure it's safe. Sometimes making sure an event is safe in the lifestyle world is protecting people from themselves. Because here's the thing. The cops walk in. These people have a liquor license. The cop walks in.

People are naked. The bar loses their liquor license. And they've got all sorts of problems. The cops come in and everybody in there naked is breaking the law. Here's what they're going to do. They're either going to arrest or give citations to every single person in there.

In Omaha, they have crime sections in the paper do you want your fucking name on it do you read the newspaper no but if your boss does it sure could be a motherfucker right because guess what or it's the same with event our hotel takers they go through and they arrest everybody because's playrooms, because that's a form of prostitution. Now, when you get hauled before the judge, most likely everybody else is going to get theirs, will be fined in their conviction. They won't be convicted, it'll be thrown out. The event host would have charges. But they'll let the judges sort it out.

Do you want to have to explain to your work why you need to take time off to go to court? And let me explain something that's fucking huge. I don't care where you live at, what city, what state, anywhere in this country. You want to know what? You won't be on the crime blotter in the back states that nobody reads. You're going to be on their website because sex party busted cells. Bowling Alley raided cells. It sounds, but it's the truth. Hotel takeover, hotel sex party arrested.

Shit, it made big lines just of a couple that was found dead of a drug overdose and linked it to a freaking swinger party. It made it national news for an event that happened in Arkansas. No, it's Minnesota or somewhere. Somewhere, wherever it was.

The thing is, is that, so it's our job to make sure that you can have fun without you don't have to worry about that you know what we're a big group that's bowling sweet we're if somebody gets too drunk at the event if the bar wouldn't cut them off we will and we're gonna make sure that they don't drive home we're gonna get them an uber we're gonna make sure somebody takes them home because we're going to make sure that they don't drive home we're going to get them an uber we're going to make sure somebody takes them home because we're going to make them sure that they're safe that's part of our job just like at our bowling hall we're still having a safe table we're still having security we still have everything we normally do at an event and cake now if you know anything about cake go back and listen to other shows just saying somebody's a cake slut just saying so that's part of it so it's like when people go oh well why can't we make it here well that's bullshit they shouldn't care you know we're spending that kind of money yeah but it doesn't change the overall rules and the overall everything plus here's the thing When we find, wherever you're at in the country and your listeners, if you found, whether it be a club or an actual physical club or group, and they have badass events at badass places, oh, my God, respect their rules because you know what?

They're one incident away from not being able to have that at that place again we had someone uh it is her cake she will roll around the cake and make pussy prints for you no she won't uh could that be nudity see that see what take you to the bathroom make a pussy print i guess if you want one it's not a flower it's like a rose there was a uh We had From Crazy Winter Nights Last year a flower it's like a rose there was a uh um we had from crazy winter nights last year we had a the hotel reached out after we had signed contracts for both this year and and next year and 2027 so hey fyi a staff member came forward three or four months later to say that they had one incident happen, just wanted us to know, to make sure we were aware.

It was three or four months after the fact. That's how much in the vanilla world, if somebody does something, and the hotel understood, the staff didn't tell us or their manager. So it's, it's no harm, no foul, but we have a great relationship with that hotel now because, because of how we do business.

But that's an incident like that is all it takes for a place to no longer want or let swingers in because we're still remember most people don't understand they don't understand that that we can get together and just hang out and part of not having nudity is showing we're not going to live up to that reputation of we're just we're just slutty whores and fuck everybody i mean the owners of cash bar but that's a totally different story so i don't know anyways if the price is right no shit and if you can't do math hey a couple other things real quick while i'm thinking about it again i talked about the raffle tickets for the grill we'll have those uh more stuff posted on those and i'll get some stuff out on our website if you want to have a chance to win a $16,000 grill.

We will also be taking, or we're at the pre-orders start. I know it's only June, but it's time to do pre-orders for the 2026 Miss Amanda calendar. This is the 25, and I guess, ah, fuck, and the 2026 cold calendar. So we will be, it'll start. We're putting things out online. And you'll also be able to pre-order those at KSN and at, what are you giggling about? At KSN and the other. We know Miss Amanda's cover. We don't know mine. I've been hassled.

And mine didn't't have enough dick so there's a whole bunch apparently there's a whole bunch of girls that want to help pick pictures for mine this year so i'll have to get creative taking some dick pictures fuck anyways it won't be at a fucking bowling alley uh anyways so oh yeah so before anybody shows up Can we do something'm kidding just one bowling me out there bowling naked in a Santa hat um god anyways alright well there you go hopefully I don't know I don't know if we had a good shirt on who knows it was fun you already had one person say it was the best one yeah well you know that's good that's what we like that's because you're back uh so again shout out again to our sponsors asnlifestylemagazine.com uh motorbunny.com and basisdx.

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