Krazy Truth about Swinging #320 ITs the Girl show

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, I cannot see. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging, kind of hijacked by miss amanda and beth yeah there you go what did we call ourselves before badass bitches or something bitches with attitude bitches with attitude or bitching attitudes bitching attitudes that's what we don't even remember i was thinking about it all day going what do we call ourselves i don't remember bitches of some kind okay so we have sponsors let's see if a man can remember them because god knows i i'm really bad about this okay so there's motor bunny i'm not going to go through a spiel because well i'm not cool so okay so there's motorbunny.com because we like to ride that shit saddle up bitches let's go yeeh yeah um then we have basis dx yes for your std testing asn lifestyle magazine to get some reading on it's fun to read pictures are fun to look at yes not gonna lie you've been in there i have it was an ad though or if i've had an article i don't remember tells you what i remember okay there's smoking me Thank you. I have. It was an ad, though. Or have I had an article? They've interviewed you guys. They might have. I don't remember. Tells you what I remember.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: There's Smokin' Meats, barbecue trees, BBQ trees, barbecue, however you want to do it. Those are our good friends. Lots of flavors. Just go check them out. NoMoreWetSpot.com. Nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot. There you go one am i missing another one um what is your crazy winter nights oh yes that's a sponsor yes because everybody wants to go to an awesome kick-ass party yeah i can't wait i can't wait either i have a dress picked out. Yes. And it's sitting in a cart. I have not hit the buy button. I have the best of intentions to wear a dress I already own. But? One that I wore once before or maybe twice before, and then I gained a whole bunch of weight, and now I've lost a whole bunch of of weight and it fits again. Oh, there you go. Or buy a new one. We'll see what wins out. You could always have two. Oh, that's true. Wardrobe change. Yes. Halfway through. I already have a black and white dress for the Friday night. Oh, I have a white one. I guess I need to shorten it. I don't think it needs to be like dragging the ground probably not mine's short and kind of look 80s style i think i don't know how short i'm gonna go on it even though it's not an 80s theme i don't really give a fuck well i was gonna say we can make it an 80s it really doesn't matter i wear whatever if 80s your groove roll with it yeah totally so we haven't been on here forever in our frickin' day. I got to think about today, I'm like, Cole, do you want us to do a podcast? I'm like, we haven't done one. The last time we did one was going to New Jersey. Oh, right, and I was on that one. Hey! You're kind of getting used to it. I we were going to new jersey speaking of new jersey did you have fun i did have fun eventually at first it was real stressful well yes okay we all know that um it's not that thing shit happens and the, my test results got delayed, delayed, massively. So I had to go to a clinic there in town and pay out the ass to rush it, to rush it. Um, and then I did get my results the next day and everything was cool and i was able to shoot but oh the first day i was kind of stressed yeah just a little bit it all worked out and but she got to watch me yeah i got i got to well i got to record uh behind the scenes yes you did for your shoot yes yes so i got to have more fun. If you call that fun, I got to record behind-the-scenes stuff. Yes, you did. For your shoot. Yes, yes. So I got to have more fun. If you call that fun, I don't know. It was fun for me. Got to see all kinds of angles of Miss Amanda. Yeah, there's no hiding it. No hiding it. But I recorded all yours, so that was fun. That's fair. That was fun. So how was your first scene? It was good. I had a good time. Good. I'd like to have a good time. Yeah, and actually it felt better than I thought it was going to. I really wasn't expecting a whole lot of pleasure, but trying to make it look like pleasure, but it did feel good. Yeah. I'm like, okay, mine, the first one, it was painful. Oh, right.
Speaker2: That's my own fault.
Speaker1: Hello, Lube.
Speaker2: The second one, you know. I'm trying to remember the second one. It was a lot of faking it. Okay, I remember now. I do remember now. He was very new, and it was a good experience. I was at least a good one to start off with for him anyway. Yeah. And then the rest were just fun. Well, the first thing you did was a photo shoot, which was cool. Do you know I saw that outfit on Timu? Did you really? Yeah, he had her wear two sets of lingerie of her own, and then he gave her a piece of lingerie. Yeah. To model and keep. Never been worn. Yeah. And model and keep. and i saw it on timu you could say i modeled that shit i don't think i looked as good as a model on timu stop but i'm like going come on everybody she looks incredible in lingerie in anything she wears right am i right the guy took amazing pictures and he was fast about it he was yeah he was i'll be in and out in an hour half hour hour well he took over how many over 100 400 pictures yeah it was a lot but it was just like click yeah it was rapid fire rapid fire okay anything else from New Jersey that came out of that? I don't know. Okay, I still have not gotten a poem. So, we had... She got hit on bad by several different guys. Yeah, but they live in New Jersey so what does it matter so well the one the one the poem writer he didn't live in new jersey did he oh no he didn't he was he made it very clear that he was helping his friend out with their booth and they were right next door to us and they it was like for some swings thing and he's like yeah my friend he's a comedian. I don't do this. I'm just helping him out. And I's like, yeah, my friend, he's a comedian. I don't do this. I'm just helping him out.
Speaker1: And I was like, okay, what do you do?
Speaker3: Everybody wait.
Speaker1: He's a ventriloquist.
Speaker2: So, yeah, I mean, cool. I don't think I've ever met a ventriloquist in real life. That was a first for me.
Speaker1: Did he actually like show you he could do it? No. was just called kept saying he was gonna make my vagina talk and I was like not if I don't let him see it but anyways he didn't ask for my phone number or my kick or my facebook he asked for my email because he was gonna write me a poem and email it to me and i have yet to receive it in all fairness how old would you guess this guy to be he did look a little ridden hard and put away wet type of look like he or like he did too many drugs back in the 80s or like a road roadie. Like a roadie type of life-ish. Maybe at one point he was kind of attractive. Email doesn't surprise me. Right. But I was really anxiously awaiting this poem and I have not. Do you have his email? No. So you can't ask him? I can't. Darn it it i wanted to hear that poem i i was kind of anxious for it then you have one guy that kept coming back to uh talk to you because he was enamored with you and he might actually come to kwin oh right because he won a discount what was his name um starts with a d or something is it deacon i don't know he talked to you not me i know it was a while ago i have his name in the office because he won five percent off whatever then you had ray wanted to see you and me but he wanted your panties he wanted more than that oh that's right yeah we i sold um some of my worn panties and for 50 bucks if anybody wants some and you sold your whole pillow and pillowcase and everything to him yeah he won my pillow for 50 bucks and i i'm like well that's cool i mean i can picture what the night is gonna be like i think he thoroughly enjoyed exotica, which is awesome. He was a super nice guy. Yeah. He took pictures with us because he wanted to. That was cute. He was cute. He was a super nice guy. And I think he was having the time of his life. Could be. I think so. Because he was lingering all three days. Yeah, that's true. Visiting everybody. Mm-hmm. Everybody. Very much so. Let's see, what else? There was another guy. Who am I thinking? I don't know. No, maybe it was just those three. I don't know, I didn't have anybody hit on me. Oh, stop. Except Ray wanted my pillow. There was plenty of guys hitting on Amanda. Whatever. I got flogged by Victoria Peaks. Yes. She didn't send me the video. She put it on Instagram. And I'm like, well, maybe I i would like that video so i'll have to ask her for it cole was right by sub girl didn't even know it oh really they wanted her to go him to go into he was dressed as santa they wanted him to go into a booth to catch money whatever came of that i have no flipping idea but he walked right behind sub girl and i looked i'm taking pictures of him catching money i'm like that's sub girl she had a line of people to talk to her i'm like okay so when he was coming i'm trying to get pictures of him right behind her i'm like okay he had a bunch of models on his on on his lap one of them was posted on uh twitter today x whatever yeah and he's just like check this out i'm like that is so cool i'm glad that you had that no i'm chatting with her okay of course one second hi alex he said hi i know i saw he said that four minutes ago i know that's okay you were talking i was talking i do that a lot no i don't ish kind of well it's a podcast we're supposed to have to cole's not here okay so cole isn't here um he is in northeast iowa hanging out for the past week and probably well it's been longer than that but consistently for the past week and probably, well, it's been longer than that, but consistently for the past week. And that's why it's been so quiet and why we haven't done anything because, well, that family takes priority over that. He said by this weekend, no matter what, he's coming home. Like, OK. Come on. I'm here for you.
Speaker2: So what else is in the news not much um so i did come up with a topic actually which is scarily enough that i actually thought of something so we'll see if we can make it work um okay when you go to a club that you've never been to how comfortable are you walking in not comfortable at all but I mask all of that shit and I push it way deep down and I put a big smile on and I pretend like I'm totally comfortable. Serious? Oh, yeah. You need to teach me how to do that. I am not comfortable with, like, introducing myself and meeting new people, even though I do that frequently. Because I feel like, what is the point if I'm not going to go try to talk to somebody new? Like, why am I here? Why did I pay money to come here if I'm just going to sit here and not try to talk to anybody else at all? I might not try to talk to a lot of people, you know. Really?
Speaker1: Yeah. Does that surprise you? Well, I knew you'd be uncomfortable just because I know you. So I knew you'd be uncomfortable. But I want lessons on how to pack that shit down. Because I've always had somebody to hide behind. Yeah. Cole's a little... Go-getter. Go-getter out there, whatever, way more outgoing than I am at first. Once you get to know me or I get to know people, then I'm fine. All bets are off. I will talk your freaking ear off. But like if I were, like, out of state, if I were to go to a club and I knew absolutely no one, I would make him walk in first and follow behind him and let him, like, guide. I might smile across the room, but to go out of my way to talk to somebody, if they talk to me, I'll talk to them. If I go approach somebody, that's probably not happening. At all? To walk up to somebody, I don't know. At a place that you're uncomfortable. But if it's your home turf, it's totally cool. No? If they come up to me yeah i'll talk to them if i see somebody i send cole to talk to them that's kind of funny it's bad it's bad i'll admit it but that's where my shyness comes in Yeah, Brenda said Cole is a social butterfly for sure.
Speaker2: Just a little. my shyness comes in. Brenda said
Speaker1: Cole is a social butterfly for sure. Just a little bit. But he actually gets nervous too.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: And he gets hesitant. Sunglasses come out. Sometimes. Sometimes it's a show but sometimes it is to give him he can hide behind it and press on. Going to Thank you. sometimes sometimes it's a show but sometimes it is to give him he can hide behind it and press on um going to whispers didn't know anybody knew the couple we went with well of course we're going to talk to them they're out smoking and bring a bunch of people back in to talk to us i'm like how did you how did you start talking to people well because you smoke you smoke everybody smokers talk together and i'm like yeah that's true ish when i smoked i didn't well see okay i quit smoking in march right but i still go outside every time alex smokes or my friends are outside smoking so i'm still social with the smokers. There you go. But I don't smoke anymore. Do you talk to new people? Sometimes. Or people you don't know? Sometimes. I'll be outside and go, man, it's cold. That's about as much as my conversation gets. It depends on, like, oh, if I've had a cocktail or two, then I'll be like, hey, how's it going? Are you having fun? You been here before? What song are you going to sing? You should sing a song. If you ever wanted to sing karaoke, this is the place to do it. You should do it now. I could totally see that. I have heard have heard that i have heard that how many times have you heard me go up to somebody i heard you i've watched you get up on a chair so you can talk to tall people but there's people i know yeah that's true um there was a new guy a couple weeks ago and he came over to me though was messaging me, and I said, here's where we are. And he came over to me, and I talked to him. He was tall. Cute accent. Yeah. Brazilian accent. He was tall like oak tree. I feel like. And I went out of my comfort zone there, because he was like, I'm like, where are you from? He goes, Brazil. And I'm like, that's hot. That was funny. I'm just like, okay. So anyway, no, I have to figure out, because we've gone to clubs out of state meet and greets here you still know people yeah that's true have i really gone to a meet and greet in an area where i didn't no not really yeah i don't think i i like my very first meet and greet that i ever went to in the lifestyle i I didn't know anybody. Was that the one where you met us? No. That was a couple after that. Because I was in February, and I met you in April. I don't read that. Well, I remember the what and where, but I don't remember much past that. I remember it was still chilly. Yes, it was still was still you can ask alex if we're out at an event and he'll be like well they're interesting i'm like should we go should you want me to go introduce us he's like no so just calm down okay so alex is more shy than you are so you really gets to know people and then you have to know no he's still quiet oh kind of he's still quiet to me i guess it depends on the situation i guess i could see that i think so i can see that lumberjack i was gonna say that's about right lumberjack yeah the funny thing is I was pointing him out in the bar before he ever knew who he was.
Speaker2: Oops.
Speaker1: So anyway. Okay, so tell us your secret on how you do it. My secret? I just force myself. You force yourself?
Speaker2: I just force myself.
Speaker1: Do you go to an event and say, okay, I need to at least talk to five people no no no i i just i'm like if i'm here i need to at least introduce myself to one new person otherwise why did i come all this way to this group of people and stand next to the wall right no no no I it's something that I just found I make myself do I have to force myself to do it and I have never okay not I'm not is it just people that you're interested in or just people just to go up and meet? No, because there was a couple that I befriended a couple years ago, and I was just trying to be nice. You did a good job.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: I don't know who you're talking about, so that's all good.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I know who you're talking about.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: She's kind of crazy. That's my point. Surprise. It's like a nice buzz. A lot of people are like that. Yeah, but he came up and talked to me. Right. Well, Cole and I. Right. And I, oh, okay. But that's also his hangout. But I said a said a really smart ass comment on leaving that's also one of his hangouts though so that's not really so you're more okay so if you go to a place that you usually go to are you more comfortable meeting people that you don't know though yeah yeah really yeah she's surprising me at every freaking turn. Really? Yeah, because I'm just not that... I can be at the bar. Bar that we go to all the time and go, Hey, who's that? Oh, wait, I played that game for a while first. Cole, go meet him. Do you know who that is? Who is that? But then Cole will be like, Beth, go talk to him. And I'll be like, okay. And then I go over and talk to him. And be like, you should come over and sit at our table. There you go. Are you one of us?
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Hey, do you want to be part of the cool club? Come sit over here. But I've had people come up to me that I don't know. And I'm like, have a seat. Come join us, you know. And sit there and talk to him all night. But I don't expect me to remember a name because it just doesn't happen. But I can become best friends with somebody in the night. Yeah, you can. It's happened. It's happened before. It's happened. Well, I might go on.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, Leanne. We text all the time now.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: She was texting me while I was in the hospital. Yeah, because I told her you were there. Leanne, smoking hot. Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: Smoking hot and cool as fuck. Yeah, she is cool as super down to earth okay she does hustlers to housewives just so you know the podcast okay and hustlers and housewives yeah she does both um although i think well i don know. I don't know her personally that well. Some, I get to hear some.
Speaker2: Um, but she met, someone introduced her to Cole.
Speaker1: I didn't even know, remember seeing her or meeting her. No earthly idea.
Speaker2: The next time she's hanging out in our booth, I'm just like, kind of shy.
Speaker1: Talk to her, maybe talk to her a little bit. I'm just like, eh, okay, you know. And her a little bit i'm just like okay you know and then cole's like manna thinks you're hot so then finally i had to stick up for myself this time and go you know i think you're just like amazing and beautiful one and i would message all the time darn it oh yeah she lives in connecticut though what good good does that do? I mean, there's planes. And trains. And automobiles. And KWN. Yes, she's coming to KWN. I'm so excited. So is she. So we think. She's like, I don't know. I have to find a dress. She's so guy-like. But I could see if her wear a dress. Smoking bod. She was trying to tell me I had to wear heels. And I was like, I don't have to do anything. Honestly. Nope. I wear tennis shoes and we get over it. Tennis shoes are combat boots. Yeah. There you go. Nothing wrong with that. Wear what're gonna be dancing are you gonna hang out you're gonna be standing you won't be comfy do a lot of walking there was one kw in i had the most uncomfortable shoes ever and it was when it was at the ramada so it was really huge and you had to walk forever in a day yeah my feet were bleeding oh that's no fun by the time the end of the night i'm like walking with them in my hands and i'm like limping like that's horrible slippers and then you could switch to slippers part way through i probably could have they were really cute shoes i still have them will not wear them but i need to go in the casper museum i need to get rid of them let somebody else be I always go I can wear heels because I'm so short. It won't make a difference if I put on a pair of heels. It might make me, what, 5'3"? Next time you need to torture somebody, make them wear those and walk around. I could do that. Speaking of torture. Wait, we were still were still talking. We were still on one, going one direction. Oh, I'm not allowed to get off the top.
Speaker2: No, okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Speaker1: Go run amok. It's cool. I'm here for the ride. So I have a guy that wants me to spank him. So he contacted me back and tells me all these other things that he would like to do. And I'm like, ah. I didn't realize I was rubbing your leg. It's okay. Oh, yeah. No, that's why I call nice. We sit there all the time. That's why I go like this. I don't want to hurt you. Bopping your knee. I'm kicking her knee. So he's like, you know, pick out my nail polish. Pick out my outfit. I got these panties for me to wear. okay okay can you peg me let's start off slow we've had one session oh so let's start off slow and do another session of spanking and then we can go from there do not get get antsy. I will control this shit. This is where the bitch comes out. It's supposed to. It's supposed to.
Speaker2: Right?
Speaker1: I'm supposed to. And he did call himself a sissy today. Just so you know. If you haven't noticed, I'm a sissy. No, you don't say. No way. No way. Anyway, so that was my fun.
Speaker2: After.
Speaker1: It was the day after the election. that's what it was okay or two days after one or the other doesn't really matter okay anyway sorry back on topic i mean wow we're like we're speeding through we're halftime it's halftime we made it to halftime holy shit what are we doing a halftime I don't know what should we say um what We're halftime. It's halftime. We made it to halftime. Holy shit. What? Are we doing a halftime? I don't know. What should we say? What are you, Miss Amanda Caswell? What are you? What's your website? MissAmanda.net. Sorry. MissAmanda.net. Honeybee, H-U-N-N-Y-B.net. B! There you go. There you go. That's halftime. That's halftime. And KWN, get your tickets. Yeah, we really need to push KWN. It's going to be a great time. If you have never been, put up a post and ask people about their experiences at KWN. Or if they've had a good time or like when their favorite KWN is. Well, we're happy to talk about it. We don't one we've got two hotels that's right complete hotels match all your interests and needs and needs yes some of them are probably needs yes yes 8 000 square foot dungeon vendors galore holy crap he's got a lot of vendors and i'm just like wow okay several furniture makers for the bs bdsm i'm like holy crap oh my gosh i didn't get a piece of furniture but i did get a goodwill treasure what's that i got a piece of liberator bedroom adventure furniture. Oh, that's right. For 20 bucks. It's the Wedge, which is $225, and it has a cover on it that you can take off and wash. Are you? I mean, it's just like fucking on a hotel mattress. Lots of people have fucked on that. But you wash the sheets. So I just take off the cover and wash that. But, yeah, I was so excited to find that at Goodwill. I've always wanted a piece of Liberator bedroom adventure furniture. Call me closed-minded as fuck. I'd never heard of it. I was so excited. I'm like, you're not going to believe it. You're not going to believe it. Look what I found. I'm like, I don't know what that is. Oh, and then I'm like, oh, now I can get a visual for it. I feel like we're all over the place tonight. We are because we're kind of, I had a thought of what I wanted to talk about. And you go, that's a good topic. Because I was trying to give her a heads up. Of course, I messaged Cole and go, hey, so give me a topic.
Speaker3: Crickets. Right. Because he thinks of them on the top of his head sometimes. Sometimes they're actual letters. But how he just randomly comes up with stuff, it amazes me. I'm not like that. I thought about this today. Yeah, you did. I appreciated the heads up to at least know that i was gonna need to like makeup and hair do your makeup and look cute and i just had on just my witchy sweatshirt she's like are you gonna show cleavage like fuck no it's cold no, it's cold. I'm like, okay, then I'm wearing a hoodie. Let's match.
Speaker2: Well, over here, the heater works.
Speaker1: On the other side, it doesn't.
Speaker4: We won't talk about that, though.
Speaker1: It's a pain. So, anyways, vendors.
Speaker2: Vendors. At KWN.
Speaker1: Oh, like I know what they all are. I mean, there's a lot. I mean, there's a variety. You're missing out. If you don't go to KWN, you're going to have FOMO pretty bad. We have, let's see, from what I can remember him telling me, we have some models, porn stars that are going to be there, adult models, however you want to say that. They're coming. And may be coming, too. Yes, they are. We have, of course, we have paddle makers, custom shirts and mugs. Is there a lot of podcasters? UV toys going to be there with the ultraviolet light? Um, the one that was there last year cannot make it, but I think he got somebody else that sells the same things. Ah, is your doctor going to be there? My doctor's going to be there. Yeah, he is. His wife is extremely excited. I think she likes some of the spanking and stuff more than she let on. So she's looking forward to it. And he just kind of goes, okay, what's this going to be like? And I'm like, if you think you're going to walk around and see a bunch of orgies, it's not happening that way. That's not how it works. You have a hotel room for that purpose. The rest is all clothed. And he goes, okay, good. Phew. But then, you know, we have some podcasters coming. We are working hard and so this close. and i mean this close to two well-known um bdsm people uh yeah i know them yeah you do you know them um casey carter is is this close i mean this close that sitting across from dinner with her and i'm trying to explain. This is what it's like. It's not like, you know, just this big orgy type thing. I said, are people going to hit on you? Yes. Are people going to maybe ask you if you want to go back to your mom? All you have to do is say you're not interested if you're not interested. That's how that goes. She's cool. She's so cool. Badass. And Lorenzozo who's a master dom yeah her partner teaches classes and i've gone to him for help and he's just like well this is how it goes he's like a voiceover artist he's he's a cool guy and they're both sexy as fuck too yeah they are, they are. Her outfits are something else. Oh, my God. Her outfits are incredible. Incredible. In New Jersey, she wears these patent leather pants, and then she put on fishnets over them. Like white patent leather pants with turquoise fishnets. And does she have iridescent high heels on? I think so. And then she wore black patent leather pants with, or red with black. Black, yeah, because I. fishnets and did she have iridescent high heels on i think so and then she wore black patent leather pants with or red with black yeah because i touched her butt yeah and that was and of course it and beth goes i never thought to do that and i said i didn't either the things you learn when you go usually she's in these roughly dressed type things and this one i was it was different i was oh, I haven't seen you in that. She made it rain glitter on Santa. Yes, she did. She messaged him going, apparently that's a really popular thing, so we're going to have to do that all the time. Oh. And Cole's like, okay. Okay. There was glitter all over the booth after that. There was still glitter. Okay, so we go to the hospice house that Cole's mom's at he put one to wear his santa suit for because she had never seen him dressed up as santa so she put we go in this they call it the soulless room it's just a place to step away and get a breather in this room is where he got dressed on the floor i took a video of all the pieces of glitter. Should I have waited for you to swallow. I'm okay. I'm fine. I took a picture and then took a video. I go, here's a piece and here's a piece and here's a piece all the way because it was all over his boots and everything. She did it three times. Yes. Three glitter showers. And then it it was and we were right below events that's true our booth was so it just covered it just covered i pulled a pair of shoes out here and going okay i'll take these for something and i pulled them out and i'm like oh There's just glitter everywhere. And it's not little pieces of glitter. It's big chunks of glitter. Yes, Leah, there will be a list of vendors beforehand. Yes, there will be a list of vendors.
Speaker2: Sorry.
Speaker1: I personally don't have them, and that's Cole's job. He just goes, oh, I've got another vendor. I'm like, awesome. I don't, he'll tell me, but I'm bad at retaining that information. Thank you, Lisa. What did Lisa do? She said I'm adorable. You are adorable. Look at you. So are you. You're just sexy as fuck. I got this Halo hair extensions. It's a little long. Well, I'm like going, does it look right? You know, but. Yeah, it does. It doesn't come in this color. I had to buy it brown and dye it red. You did? I didn't know that. I was like, whoa, it matches perfect. Duh. Until my hair fades. This is a fresh dye. Can you dye it again? Well, I will. I'm thinking about putting the dye in my shampoo and mixing it up so it's a constant color. But then my hands will come out red. So I don't know how that works. I have to shower with rubber gloves. It's kind of fucked up. A little. But I mean, look at the rest of our lives. That's just a drop in the bucket of weirdness, right? Okay, you got a point on that one. Have a point on that one. I'm, like, going, my mind is, I am cold today. Yeah. Because my mind is all over the place. Because I'm, like, going, oh, I did have a scene with Atlas.
Speaker2: He was fun. That was fun. Yeah. Anyway. Well, and with Philly Dungeon.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I got some really cute behind-the-scenes stills of that.
Speaker2: He kept taking breaks. But that's okay. You were wearing him out, man. Apparently. You're too much woman form. No. You were wearing him out, man. Apparently.
Speaker1: You're too much woman for him.
Speaker2: No. I got three scenes out of that. Yeah? I got a dual masturbation scene, a blowjob scene.
Speaker1: Like, I think I called it blowjob clips because I clipped a whole bunch of them together because God knows there was a lot. And then just straight hook up.
Speaker2: Nookie.
Speaker1: It's called Midwest meets East Coast. Oh, very cute.
Speaker2: Thank you. and then just straight hook up. Nookie.
Speaker1: It's called Midwest meets East Coast. Oh, very cute. Cole came up with the name. I dig it. He's better at that stuff than I am. What else should we talk about?
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: What do you mean you don't know? I mean, I'm just a guest. Oh, she's playing the guest card. I still can do that. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I Oh, she's playing the guest card.
Speaker1: I still can do that. It's probably one of my last few episodes I can do that. Well, shit. I'm like, well, what is there? Okay, so next week is freaking Thanksgiving, isn't it? Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: Huh. Okay.
Speaker1: Oh, my gosh. It's almost December. I know. Oh, then I'll... freaking thanksgiving isn't it oh yeah huh okay oh my gosh it's almost december i know oh then all hell breaks loose at least here it does oh yes birthdays and christmas oh that's right and santa santa stuff um every weekend is full of santa stuff i believe one weekend is like four four different santa things well last year on christmas eve he was at a mall in kansas wasn't he all day and had a thing christmas morning oh god that's i'm like up at seven o'clock in the mornings well actually it was six o'clock. Breaking into somebody's home. Well, he didn't break in. It looked kind of awkward. He scared the crap out of the girl instead of being all
Speaker2: excited.
Speaker1: It's supposed to be all about the guest. Oh, see? Thanks, Jim. Thank you for saving my ass. Of course, I don't know. It depends on if you can think of something if i can think of something yeah okay well what questions y'all have yeah does anybody want to ask a question delay i was showing her earlier today how delayed the actual video is that it won't show up until, you know, a little bit later. That is true. We're trying to determine if I was going to be loud enough, which is always the question. But, you know, I'm not loud enough either. I'll just turn it up on there. No big deal. None. None at all. Nope. Well, let's see. Oh, so before I left for Jersey, a guy on FetLife wanted to start making content, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So he wanted to do, okay, get this. He wanted to have a niche of giant meets fairy she's the fairy imagine that so i'm like well you know i'm only five feet tall i can do that because oh i'm six feet tall i'm like that's the same size as my husband no biggie he's like okay well we go to i said has to wait till after we get back from new jersey so we set it up the week that we got back and he goes the night before he goes i haven't gotten my test results in and i and he goes you know we can just you know you can just trust me and i'm like no no that's not how this works why don't we do it the professional way and wait for your test results to come in and you know let's just plan it for next the next week and he's like you know that is right we should do that and then this stupid motherfucker never messaged me back you know what if his test results came back and it was well but you know he was just like oh but why not just go oh i popped dirty i need to take some pills and then we can do it. I mean, people don't always make sense.
Speaker2: Wait.
Speaker1: And he might be embarrassed, too. That's true. And he doesn't know you. He doesn't ever have to see you again. I don't know if he ever actually took it. Because then he goes, well, I'm trying to find an alternative one that I can just pick up at the store for 50 bucks. That's not how this works. No, no. Good luck. I think he was full of shit. I do, too. that i'm like yeah no yeah he's full of shit i'm like well we'll wait because if it i'm like nowhere can you get tested for 50 bucks unless you went to the health department right you can go to the health department and get it for 15 bucks but it takes all day well actually it tastes like almost a week to get your results back really but at least do it that way i'm pretty okay the thing about the health department that i thought sucked was they gave you the results over the phone i don't necessarily have an issue with it over the phone but i didn't go hey can i have a paper copy oh i didn't ask him for it because i'm like well okay well it came back clean okay who cares but you know i'm pretty sure if you went hey can i get that in writing or can i can you mail it to me or can you email it to me so i have a physical form that says it to prove to somebody versus just word of mouth they probably would i have been tested at the health department once and it was like six or seven years ago so i mean i don't know if the process is still the same it took forever it cost me like 60 bucks and it did take forever and it cost us 15 yeah and we didn't even and if you didn't have the money they would have waived it oh they were and they were like you can't pick and choose you have to test all this so this is the price and i was like no all right they had a they had different packages depending on what you want to test it must be new and improved now right so now that you spend two hours going through all this and then the lady looks at you and she goes do you have multiple the doctor do you have multiple partners yes yes that's why that's not good okay so how do you identify and i looked at her and she goes horny straight bisexual i said bisexual so have you had relations with women well it was right after ksn i'm like uh yes and she's like well that isn't good either i don't need your opinion i don't need the shame man don't don't share your opinion right you're supposed to like not be there right you just are offering a service and information that is all not your opinion then they talk take me into one guy you know do you have insurance i said i do not and he goes well do you work and i said yes i yes, I work full time. Well, I did have insurance. It just wasn't any of his business.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: And I'm like, well, but it's open. You know, I have to wait for open enrollment. Yeah, that. And he goes, oh, you know, yeah, you do. You know, it's usually in November. And then gives me this whole spiel. I'm like, thanks, man. I didn't need to necessarily waste a half hour of my time talking about insurance. You know, well, if you need any help deciding on your insurance, let me know. I'll help you walk you through it. Well, awesome. I'm glad that's available to me. Stranger at the health department. Right? He was nice. I'll give him that. He was a nice guy. A very nice guy. That's good. Yeah. Well, I'm almost thinking we can be done. I mean, yeah, I'd say it's 17. Did we torture y'all enough? Were we all over the board? I played the role of Cole to be all over the board. He's probably listening, laughing, and, you know, that's whatever. If he can even listen. I don't know if he can or not. Right. So keep him and his family in family and your thoughts please because that's a struggle um hopefully he'll be back next week for next week's podcast where it'll be more organized maybe maybe and i didn't think i was that disorganized it's just my brain just kind of went oh wait you forgot this oh we had stuff to talk about. What the fuck? That's good. It's good. Is it good? I feel like it. I think. I mean, it depends on what they think. For last minute when I go, hey, should we do a podcast? Hey, do you want to do a podcast right? Yes. Okay. Here I am. And you can. Now we're almost done. We are almost done. So, I don't know. It might be us again next week. And maybe I will hound Cole a little bit more as he's sitting in a quiet room to give me ideas. Oh, well. That's how life goes. We probably could have combed through full swap. Yeah, I probably could have. If we really wanted to be organic we want to steal a post off of facebook yeah we wanted to be organic granted you know off the rails i think when i go to a club or a meet and greet that if there's somebody there i don't know i need to introduce myself if i go to a club let's say out of state i should introduce myself what do you have to lose to like five people but you saw how i was in new jersey okay new jersey that's that's different i feel like that's different because that's a trade show yeah Yeah, but I should at least say hi to people, and I'm even terrified to say hi to people. You do. You do. You get chatty with people. I've watched you do it. You've watched me do it. I'll point it out next time. Okay, do, because I don't feel like I am at all. I need to learn how to talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Hi. I'm Amanda. Miss Amanda. Miss Amanda. strangers don't talk to strangers hi i'm amanda miss amanda i'll spank you well maybe i should have a flog maybe i'll get there you go next time i'll flog santa's ass how's that there you go there's a video and have that showered and get glitter there maybe i'll let lorenzo spank me oh my god yeah west philly dungeon wants to he goes oh can i paddle you and i'm like i feel the last of the weekend maybe i feel like there's a big difference between a spank and a paddle but i am not well versed in bdsm did you see the handprint he put on my ass i did thank god it was the last one he goes oh i didn't realize i hit you i'm like yeah but it's okay i mean i was done he goes yeah but that's bad i get carried away it's okay you also look, I was done. He goes, yeah, but that's bad. I get carried away. It's okay. You also look like you were choking the crap out of me in a video. But that was all looks. He really wasn't. It just looked good. Okay, so anyway, thanks to our sponsors, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Three million readers in You Can't Go Wrong or whatever the hell he says.
Speaker2: Three million subscribers can't be wrong. There you go. Okay. Or something like that. Motor Bunny because we like to ride. What else? Smoking Meats Barbecue Treats because we like to suck on meat. Oh, that's not their motto. No, it isn't. It's Smoking Meats. No, we get to rub our meat. Oh, right. Rub your meat, rub our meat. Or rub his meat. Or rub meat. I'll rub some meat. Me too. And then we have Basis DX for all your testing needs. That's a huge one. Test from home. Yes, test from home. How freaking convenient when you have to drive three hours yes to go get the okay official official professional road swab and anal swab yeah you know you just get to do it yourself you can do it yourself it's not like you don't go to the clinic and still do it yourself yeah one thing you don't do yourself is the throat swab and the blood everything else you do yourself yeah i i gotta say swabbing my throat myself was kind of weird a little bit i did cold i usually don't gag but i was like i gagged myself a little bit but i'm like i'm gonna get how that goes. All right. NoMoreWetSpot.com because nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot. Yeah. That's what Cole says. Yeah. All right. MissAmanda.net. Honey B. H-U-N-N-B.net. H-U-N-N-Y. H-U-N-N-Y.
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Speaker2: Okay.
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Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: K-R-A-Z-Y. K-A-S-B-H dot com. Wow, we suck at this. I need a script. Oh, my God. We did good at the top of the hour. We're sucking hard now. We are sucking hard. Yeah. Do we do a mic-up condom? Eh, no. Oh. Forget I said that. I mean, you can. It doesn't hurt anything. Okay. Mic-up condom. I'm like going, is there anything else? I don't know. List all your favorite podcasters on Full Swap Radio while your lifestyle slash life. At Truth Crazy on Axe. And I just joined Blue Sky. Oh. and so did cole on all of those i didn't yeah there's a lot of people bailing off of twitter so i'm like well you might as well hit both of those i suppose why not are you kidding i signed up for so many flipping websites it's not funny so i'm on only fans loyal fans fansly um many vids clips for sale x hamster fap house Let's do this. loyal fans fans lee um many vids clips for sale x hamster fap house i'm on chatter i was on chatterbait 10 years ago i should go on there i live videos i kind of suck at those live videos chatterbait you you go on and you wait for people to tip you before you do anything so then i get impatient you should try that you can i get impatient and i end up playing myself anyway when you see me make this big fat ass clap there was a gal at new jersey she interviewed cole santa him, and she goes, do you want to hear my trick? And he goes, yeah. And she bounced, and I'm like, what was that loud-ass clapping? And it was her ass. I'm like, holy shit. I'm like, Cole, was that her ass? And he goes, yup. I'm like, oh, boy.
Speaker2: Oh, shit.
Speaker1: That was so funny, but it was cute. He goes, I wish I knew what her name was. I never got her name. Oh, shit, yeah. I'm like, I have have no idea you have to find it all right anyway thanks for joining us bye thanks for putting up with me all right we talk to you later do we say yeah we're not saying any outro who freaking okay bye