Krazy Truth about Swinging #316 Halloween hints

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. For those of you following along at home, this is Season 7, Episode 316. Like, you know, John 316, but not religious. I'm the host with the most cool one. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and international airborne Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to titillate you. I bet it's going to be a good show. Anyways, we're happy to be here this evening. And we have so many things to talk about. Next weekend we'll be on International Airport. Actually, yeah, next weekend we'll be on International Airport. the middle of the middle of the night. That's the only.
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Speaker1: So we have all kinds of fun shit to be tested. So this Halloween season don't. Basis DX. Okay, so we have all kinds of fun shit to talk about this week. Again, because we're in October, we're going to stick with our Halloween theme stuff. We're joking about airplanes and landing zones. Mismanded practices. It's good for her. We had a special treat this week. Amanda got fucking visited by the Insanity Ferry. It was neat. It was something that got visited that I haven't seen in... What are you talking about? Probably, it's probably been 10 years since I've had that experience. So we had this last week. Well, between the last time we did the show.
Speaker4: What experience did we have?
Speaker1: Fucking you in the ass with you being sober. Just saying. Because that's normally anymore one of those, a couple of cocktails, you're like, I'm drunk, nail my ass. And you're like, hey, come here. And I was like, hey, what? Want to fuck me in the butt? And I'm like, okay. So, you know, nothing's better than a mid-morning break than anal sex. Just saying. So, no, but that was fun. What a treat. I have a halo. Use your dead and I hold on to it while I suck my dick up your ass. So it worked out really, really well. So there you go. So, guys, if you're listening, you know what? It doesn't have to just be for birthdays or anniversaries or special occasions or when you get drunk. You never know. As they get older, when the mood hits them, there it is. So there you go. So that was a lot of fun. Did I do anything else with any value? Nope. That seems to pretty much wrap it up right there. Actually, I think there was other things we did. I don't remember what it was. They paled in comparison. And nothing wrong with admitting that, because it is something that you did. I'm sure my eyes were like, what? Because you totally caught me off guard, because it is normally something that's like a... I have to be rude for it, obviously. Right. Which usually, that's the code for, I have to be pretty fucking drunk. I have been pretty drunk. Let's put it this way. You tend to be... There's a better chance you'll be in the mood for it if you're really drunk. Yeah. It's not... It doesn't... Not every time she got drunk, it was like, Naomi. But it was, you know, that seemed to be a, if you were going to click off the list of up the odds, really drunk, that would be one of them. So, but, you know, rock on. So there you go. And, yep. So it was definitely fun. And, you know, she wouldn't let me put a post out on Facebook. So I waited until we got on our podcast so I could share my joy with everybody there. Just saying. It is what it is. Alright. So that was going on. Anything else fun that we want to talk about this week? I mean, when you start there, everything else is kind of a letdown. No, we had a lot of fun. We had this weekend. We have not been going out, which has been because we've been tired and we're on the road all the time. But we went out Saturday night to a friend's birthday.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: So that was a good time. So it looks like because you're leaving Saturday. So you're leaving. We won't be recording next Tuesday because you will just get most likely. Maybe we'll see if you're tired.
Speaker4: We'll see how tired I am because I have to be at the Houston airport at like 3.45, 3.30 a.m.
Speaker1: So we'll see how
Speaker4: if I get a nap in
Speaker2: and feel up to it. Yeah, we'll have to see.
Speaker1: So we'll probably go out Friday. I doubt it'll be super late. We'll probably go out Friday. And obviously, after I take you to the airport, I will be because there's a meet in green Omaha. So you will already be in the air on the way to Texas I'll see go out Friday. And obviously, after I take you to the airport, I will be, because we've got some meat and green in Omaha. So you will already be in the air on the way to Texas for a couple of days of shoots. And so I'll probably visit that. But, yeah. And then because we're getting ready to ramp up, because obviously we have a weekend off. And then the one Halloween party we're going to this year, which is, I mean, there'll probably be some of that exotica, too, but not a full party. But it's Island Riders. So we're going to the Island Riders Halloween party, which is always a nice time. We're excited to be out there. We're only going out for one day. You can tell we've been on the road a lot. Yeah, because usually it's been Friday and Saturday. And it's like – In Grand Island. I know. So, yes, Jessica, I will be at the meet and greet on Saturday in Bellevue. Absolutely. I will not. She'll be in Texas. I'll be on my way. Actually, you'll be in the air. I won't land until midnight. That's right. Yeah. So, but yeah, so you can tell we've been on the road because we're going just out for so. When you spend as much time in hotels as we have this summer, with more hotels coming And then a couple weeks after that, it's like, yep, we're going just out for so when you spend as much time in hotels as we have this summer with more hotels coming in a couple weeks after that it's like yeah we're good so but we're looking forward to that it'll be a good time i don't know it's a good time it always is so we're excited to go out there and then uh we we come back from there and then boom we're we're home two days and we are gone back to another eight days on the road and santa season is on full swing already then, too, is where we're booking a gig. So lots of fun stuff coming up. But so that's why. You got offered a mall Santa for. For the whole season. For the whole season in Wisconsin. In Wisconsin. And if I hadn't already booked some gigs, I probably would really be. I put, he responded back to me. Did he? Yep when you get offered fifteen thousand dollars for a fucking month of work it's tempting but uh six days with six days a week ten days yeah which may having done just on christmas eve last year i mean in a mall setting i was exhausted like my back and shoulders fucking hurt so 10 days or 10 hours a day, six days a week. Yeah, but you've seen the mall here and how much downtime Santa has. It's actually, it would be seven days a week because the malls are open seven days. So it'd be seven days a week. Kind of a break do you get? You're sleeping out there. Well, they said the old guys, like, because I'm a young Santa, the old guys sleep. But we got some cool Santa stuff booked, so we got to, you know. Yeah. So if you want a Santa booked, a dirty Santa or a regular Santa, let us know. We're going to help you out with that.
Speaker2: Have Beard.
Speaker3: Let me know.
Speaker1: We'll travel. And I will travel for it. So, but anyways, it is Halloween season. It's October 1.
Speaker2: It's when we're recording.
Speaker1: This will come out on October 3rd. So in our series of Halloween, the theme is Halloween.
Speaker3: Yes. Right?
Speaker1: And so we wanted, we're going to try to stay focused. God damn it. I don't have a costume yet.
Speaker4: Stay focused.
Speaker3: I do.
Speaker1: And you do. You look really sexy in it. I strongly encourage you to pay money to see her in it. Because it's fucking hot. It's bring dollar bills.
Speaker3: Because that.
Speaker4: If you're on Twitter, you've seen half of it. I just haven't got my accessories yet.
Speaker3: Nummy. And with a strike on ports, I don't know if it. I just haven't got my accessories yet. Nummy.
Speaker4: And with a strike on ports, I don't know if I'll get to see those.
Speaker1: Yeah, no shit. Yeah, that could throw everything off. So we may be making our own.
Speaker3: Accessories. Accessories.
Speaker1: So anywho, but so we want to talk about Halloween. And this is actually, I'm going to let you lead. And I'm not, so everybody knows I'm not throwing you on the bus because you were like, hey, let's talk it. It was my idea. It was your idea. So you start with what you want to talk about, and we'll go. And go. Actually, what I want to start off with is costumes. Imagine that, you fucking attention whore. Attention whore. I don't have mine yet, so it's a little bit, you know what? Let's play into it. Act. It's like an act.
Speaker5: Pretend.
Speaker1: I'm really stressed because I don't have my costume yet, which is true.
Speaker3: What am I going to do?
Speaker5: Oh, no.
Speaker3: I guess you need to use your brain and come up with a fucking idea.
Speaker4: Fucking.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So there's a lot of people that choose... Alcoholic husband?
Speaker4: There's a lot of couples that will choose couple outfits, couple costumes.
Speaker1: Right. Yes, yes. What have we seen?
Speaker4: We've seen the pumpkin eater.
Speaker3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker4: We've seen...
Speaker1: Lots of jackasses, but it seems like they're a nun. Yeah.
Speaker4: Oh, sexy. We've seen the nurse and doctor.
Speaker1: Yep.
Speaker3: Feather Duster. Fred Flintstone and Wilma Flintstone. We've seen one group did a big group of them. We did the whole cast of Gilligan's Island. That is right. We've seen Raggedy Ann and Andy. You name it. German costume. And we've seen them. Okay, so here's the cool thing about Halloween. Even as a swinger, you know, it doesn't necessarily have to be sexy. No. It can be. We didn't even think our one that we've done. We've done a couple. Okay, we did a couple. Well, okay, we did a throuple one, which was the angel devil devil, and you just had us on a leash. And me and I was fucking hot.
Speaker4: Anything to do that again. It was fun. It's the only time he was like, could lead me by a leash, and that was it.
Speaker3: Who?
Speaker4: So that was it.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: And who was one of the three who said, okay, that's enough?
Speaker4: And I'm like, that's whatever.
Speaker3: I don't care.
Speaker1: I was like, because you two were like, no, keep doing it.
Speaker3: I'm like, no, it's okay.
Speaker1: We did that. But what else did we do? We've done Sal've done saloon girl and cowboy yeah that was our very first one we've done you made the costume and it was a great costume we had to tell me so i was growing my hair out and and this thing is yeah so that a night show is like one of our favorite movies. I didn't like my costume.
Speaker4: I didn't like the costume. They turned out shitty, but I made it.
Speaker1: It did not turn out shitty, and you made me.
Speaker4: Only one person guessed who we were.
Speaker1: Right, but it actually looked good. But it wasn't necessarily sexy.
Speaker4: It was the night of the dance, and they did their little.
Speaker1: Yeah, it wasn't necessarily sexy. So it doesn't have to be sexy.
Speaker3: No. And it's obviously not required to do as a couple. We've seen pirates as couples. Yeah. So the thing is, is part of it is what do you, I think, when you're picking your costume, what do you want your night to be? Because if you like, like us, if you like to dance, right, you want to pick a costume that you can move in okay so last time last podcast i mentioned that there was a couple of times where we did makeup yes and i said that was the wrong idea because if you're making out with anybody it's mirrored and it's all of them and you and you yeah because there was not one time you went as a joker yeah that's mirrored, and it's all over them. All over them and you. And you. Yeah.
Speaker6: Because there was one time you went as a joker.
Speaker3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker4: I did go as a joker. And I was a pirate that year. A lot of times.
Speaker1: You looked hot as a pirate, just saying.
Speaker4: Well, because that was a sexy fucking outfit.
Speaker3: It was.
Speaker4: Bitches won't fit now.
Speaker1: What did you go as the year I went as the ringmaster?
Speaker4: You were a ringmaster?
Speaker3: Uh-huh.
Speaker1: Yeah. That's why I got my top hat originally it doesn't matter wasn't that the devil and the angel no that that year i just went as me because there's people that go as me so i just went as me other people are dressed as you at the same time that was kind of funny that's kind of fucking cool um that's very fucking cool i don't know i don't know what you want to say here so when you when you did a smurf which was sexy you actually you actually did a morph suit i did a morph suit yeah you do so i was covered head to toe in a morph suit so there was nothing sexy about that it was cute because of my face blue but the thing is is that you also always cold so and we still smoke then so for you an outfit that had some warmth was a big deal when we still smoked halloween for going out night you'd be but you always you like we like to dance so you you gotta have something you can dance in or otherwise you're and being the one where you have to take your costume off, like, or if you're like me, that's always. I never took into the concept of having to go to the bathroom because a morph suit was a pain in the ass when I had to pee. Yes. It was actually me at Crazy Winter Nights that caught your dress. That was going to be an issue. But, because I thought it wasn't just. But, if you're like me, take into consideration if you're hot. Because I always, I'm a big guy, and so I tend to run hot. So when you pick a costume, it's like, there's been many a costume, like, I should do this. And you're like, you're going to sweat your ass off. I've also seen Little Red Vining Head, Hood and the Wolf. Yes. And if you get, see, I can't handle a mask anymore. I can't handle a mask. I think it's cool that people can, but I can't handle a mask worth a shit. Right. Last year, what was I last year? Wasn't it last year at the Island Riders Party that I ended up... That I ended up... I was the cowboy. Cowgirl. You were when I was hot. But I ended up in a girl's dress at the party or was that valentine's that was valentine okay sorry uh it's one of the only times dressed in sexy costumes so it's sexy and slutty and and that's and i mean yeah absolutely it's it's whatever you're comfortable with whatever you're comfortable with i think sometimes people think it has to be one way that it's like it can be funny it can be it's still just like anything else it can be fucking whatever some of the best costumes we've seen weren't sexy some of the hottest costumes even have been damn sexy i mean that's that's part of the fun of it you know just like when we went as a night still yes when people once we told people there's like that's what we thought once you told me like oh shit yeah they could see it but we had fun making them are you when you're making them you make and we try to learn the dance yeah and we we had so much fun i remember how much fun we put them on at the party getting ready to go and we were like we were giddy and that's part of what it's supposed to be. I only say that because I always think of little kids that wear costumes and then like they hate you know it's like don't do that don't do that. My brother was a robot one year. It was a really cool costume but he couldn't run real well so he kept falling and dumping his candy over and shit. It was horrible. Just saying. Tell him what I mean. But did you get one year I went as, maybe it was, was it last year that I went as Slash? No, because I wouldn't need a wig last year. One year I went as Slash. What was it? What were you? I don't know. Anyways. No, girl, I told you that. Not when I was Slash. Were you? No. No. I don't know what obviously last year we we went as fucking drunk because we have no fucking i wasn't drunk are you sure i'm pretty sure i went as a pirate one year did you yeah well you know october oh but i know what was about the hot thing i wanted to go as a cowboy but i was gonna do like clint eastwood I'm old. And you're like, if you wear a shruby or a coat like that, you're going to die. And I was like, yeah, that's probably true.
Speaker4: See, here is me as the cowgirl.
Speaker3: See?
Speaker1: Now, they can't see that. They're just listening to this, and now we're on the phone just going down memory lane.
Speaker4: Oh, well, what the fuck?
Speaker1: Okay, so what else do you want to talk about with costumes?
Speaker3: Focus.
Speaker4: You can show me. Well, I didn't get to that. I just saw a bunch of pictures. I took pictures on the bed and stuff. Okay. So, obviously, you got totally butterfied from what was the actual activity of the evening. Oh, my God. What were you? Are you sure you weren't a cowboy, too? No. Well, maybe no. I don't know. I don't know. Someone else at a party can remember. One time I went as a fairy. You did? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Cute. And it was a pain in the ass to walk around in wings. It wasn't that horrible. And I had a corset, and I don't remember what I had for bottoms. A skirt, maybe? I don't know. I don't know. Normally, I couldn't get you to wear stuff like that. When we first got in it, you were very- I've broadened my horizon.
Speaker3: We did.
Speaker1: Well, that's part of the costume we're talking about. Because when you first got into this, when we first got into this, you were much less comfortable in your own skin, so to speak, especially if people were going to see your
Speaker3: skin.
Speaker4: They were like, you were like, nope. Doing Princess Peach and Mario. That's fucking awesome. That'd be cool. You could go as a wicked witch, and I could go as one of the monkeys. Fuck off. One year I went as a witch. You did, and it was a sexy witch, too. Maybe that's when you might have been that pop that pop we got to a point where we just quit trying to figure out a a couple costumes it got too hard for us because we couldn't it's like well i'd like to do this and you were like you know what we should do i should go as captain or um Mr. Rourke and Mia's Tattoo yes we
Speaker1: we had talked about fantasy I should go as Mr. Rourke and me as Tattoo. Yes, we didn't even talk about fantasy. See, this is the problem when you get old. Keep this in mind, people of our generation. We're going to take a really cool costume ideas. Remember the age group or the party you're going to. Because if you're going with a lot of 20 or 30-somethings, or in our case, 40-somethings, that's fucking horrible.
Speaker4: Then he mentions Sonny and Sherry, but I'm like, another couple did that last year.
Speaker3: They did.
Speaker4: We don't need to do that.
Speaker1: But remember, don't feel hurt when the younger people have no fucking idea who you are when you're doing something from, like, your childhood.
Speaker4: You wanted me to be a fucking Oompa Loompa while you were Charlie and the Chalka.
Speaker1: Well, that, okay, because that's the year that I went ahead and changed it and went as the ringmaster. But I was an Oompa Loompa. Look, here's the other thing. You don't have to spend a fortune on costumes. You're looking at the queen of fucking tight assery. So we use- What that means is I make my
Speaker4: I usually make all the costumes
Speaker1: So for my ringmaster Costume We used the coat from my joker Costume
Speaker4: I made it into tails How did I do that
Speaker1: Because you cut it
Speaker4: I forgot about that
Speaker1: We make a lot of shit
Speaker4: We recycle
Speaker1: We recycle shit. Yes. We recycle a lot of shit. Upcycle. Whatever. At this point in time, my best guess is I'm probably going to go is Uncle Jesse. Seriously. All you got to do is spray my beard and stuff like what I do for Santa and put on bib overalls. I need a lighter pair of bib overalls and a red hat, but no deal. I hate that because there's nothing about going to get laid there. But we can't anyway, so it doesn't matter. But there's nothing worse than you can't fucking, hey, let's wear this really snunt. Although you came up with a good idea. So when I worked at the bar years and years ago, so I would go as Gene Simmons at night. And you would come down and do my makeup and stuff. And it looked fucking badass. That was a pain in the ass because I did the costume and I was a bitch. Right. And I would make you do it again now with my hair long except for my beard. But. I refused to make another pair of boots. They were awesome. But during the day, because I worked at a bar in a college town. And so we had football Saturdays. We were trying to come up with something last minute, and we happened to have one kid that went as Superman. Now, we're talking a little kid, and we're talking the little muscular chest. The muscular chest things. But I can come up. I'm creative as fuck when it needs to be. He came at the lick of the hat and go, here, how about I wear this? He put it on, and it it was tiny as all get out but he put on a white shirt and partially buttoned it so it looked like he was because i wore i'm like that's really because i wore i wore suits for my regular day job then and so i had a tie off to the side of a suit coat and the shirt so it looked like i was pulling like i was like i was transitioning yeah that was, because. I'm trying to get him to do that this year. You can't find the little muscle things. And I'm not as muscly now. Just saying. I'm going to need a bigger one. This is Santa. This is Superman when he's been drinking. You can go with Santa Claus. I could, but I don't want to ruin my costume. This is true. And it is hot as fuck. It is very hot. And I sweat my ass off in that, which probably wouldn't be all bad, to be honest with you. That's probably exactly what I should do. No, because it makes you a costume ass. What I should do is go ZZ Top now. As you look, for those of you who do not watching this on our one of our things as she stopped and looked at my beard and you could see the hamster just went so jam and just started to run off there for a second uh-huh yep be better than uncle jesse damn it just fucking saying anywho so but make your costumes according to you shoes i'm gonna say this because i think that guys aren't the one that say this enough We'll be right back. But make your costumes according to you. Shoes. I'm going to say this because I think that guys aren't the one that say this enough. It's very hot when the ladies come in and these really cool, super sexy mega heels and shit. It's hot. It's sexy. But we fucking get it. Take an extra spread of shoes with you. Because here's the deal. You know what? It's also more fun as the night goes that you can walk around. You can dance. It's not killing you. So that, you know, you actually have fun. Either plan to fucking kick the shoes off. Right? Or take an extra, a different set of shoes so you can also have fun. need to take a second pair of shoes yes i'm okay so if you haven't if you're not on x and haven't seen it i'm going as superwoman no super wonder woman wonderful whatever the fuck her name is she's really into the dc superheroes i'm not wearing a wig i'm not wearing the headband either what i know right
Speaker4: i got the wristbands actually bracelets coming like actual metal right and i have the armband right and i'll make a lasso because i'm cheap and i'll go buy rope and paint it apparently you really feel like i need a headband wow wow can i make one
Speaker1: I'm going to show you what I'm going to do. paint it apparently you really feel like i need a headband wow wow i make one yeah i would think so i mean you know just saying i have these red boots and i wore them you don't need to be the fucking wish version of wonder woman just fucking saying i wore them out taking pictures outside and they got fucking hot so i don't know if i'll be able to wear them all night yeah i understand they're not overly pointing it's a running joke at takeovers uh i'm gonna be in in converse shoes while she's in lingerie laugh out loud absolutely and there's nothing wrong with that once you right sparkle once you make your entrance officially you are allowed to strip down to a level of comfort my theory is is you stay in it for at least an hour and then you can start taking shoes off you can start taking whatever accessory is driving you fucking nuts yeah like because it's a hotel takeover a lot of i will say this when you strip your shit off if you're you can take it back to your room because if you're partying over the course of the night like too much shit looks the same at the end of the night and that's when people are making it's time to go refill your drink or get a shot in your room take whatever you took off take it to your room so you don't leave it behind and forget about it it also it also is a huge plus the party planning people when they're trying to clean up the end. And there's just this plethora of, like, gloves, socks, belts, random fucking things they don't know what it goes to. Please help out. Keep your area clean, just saying. I need the crown. You need the crown. Yeah, you have to. Otherwise, you're just some other Amazon bitch. She's not just an Amazon bitch. She's the queen of the Amazons. And it's more the Linda Carter costume than it is the modern version. For those of you that are younger, fuck you. Because guess what? Every guy that's fucking 40 and above, you know what? Long before the hot version now that you're all jacking off to, we were jacking off like motherfuckers. You spun in granny panties with stars on them, and every guy, whether they admit it or not, I'd be like, ugh. Well, fuck. At almost 80, she's still hot as fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can make a crown? Yeah. It'll look great. Your shit, most people, when you say, yeah, you can make it, I'd be like, eh, you when you make shit. Look, you guys have to understand, the reason she won't make me another pair of demon boots for Gene Simmons is that she made the giant demons, the first set, she handcrafted them out of clay. And they were badass, But then I baked them too long in the oven and they fucking exploded. And here's the thing. She was so pissed off.
Speaker4: So then I carved them out of styrofoam.
Speaker1: She took giant cardboard or styrofoam blocks by hand and carved them.
Speaker4: I'm a little arty.
Speaker1: And then she took the teeth and carved them. The way we made my platform. We we couldn't find platform shoes we took an old pair of cowboy boots and built them up 8 inches on cork board and she cut them, covered them they had the full demons on them to my knees and they lasted they lasted like 5 years and for a while when Kiss was just coming back out in makeup, I was at the bar for promotion. Were those the one that we nailed the tennis shoes to the fucking? No, that was the very first one that was horrible. It actually had 1,000 square sequins on them. You couldn't buy the square sequins that size. No, I had to hand cut them all. She cut each one of them. Cut to make them square to glue them on. And each time after I wore it, when I'd come back home. I'd have to glue them on. She'd have to go, the ones that had come off. And clean it, because when I did it at the bar when we were doing the promotion for it, instead of throwing fire. He spit grenadine all over the place they wanted to do the blood thing because it was good we were giving ticks away and so it would have grenadine and she would one of those boots is still in Dallas, Texas and one of those boots is still in a warehouse here in Lincoln just saying so Linda Carter So, yeah. Okay, so Linda Carter's my first
Speaker4: time seeing Camel Toe. Yep. How? She wore pantyhose.
Speaker1: No, she didn't. Yes, she did. I don't know. We didn't look fast because our dead center fucking cooter and it's always on her ass. It was awesome. Just saying. So, yes. So, have fun with the costume. That's pretty good.
Speaker4: Look at you go. Oh, now I'm gonna have to go to the craft. No, now we have to
Speaker1: want people to fucking send us pictures of costumes. Here's the deal. Just have fun with it. The other thing I will tell you this, ease and convenience. When I had to wear a wig with long hair and I smoked, a wig was a pain in the ass. Okay. So when I was a fairy and I went and hooked up with someone in the room, he had to help take my wings off and he had to help take the corset off.
Speaker4: And then I was like, we have to get dressed. I'm like, okay, we'll put my wings back on because I can't get back.
Speaker1: There was obviously a reward at the end of that. That's like getting into a candy bar that's hard to open.
Speaker2: I guess so.
Speaker1: It was worth it. It's not like he was going to open up and then he'd go, well, thanks, have a good night. I mean, he got kind of a night. And leave him out the way. I mean, he got kind of a prize when he got it all stripped off. Was that the one that surprised you?
Speaker3: Yes. Okay. So, yeah.
Speaker1: He'd waited enough years.
Speaker3: It was well. Yeah.
Speaker1: So, it worked out well.
Speaker3: Trust me. It did.
Speaker1: As long as there's a juicy center.
Speaker4: So, make sure it's comfortable.
Speaker1: If it's not comfortable, at least be able to strip off in layers that it's still acceptable for whatever party you're attending. Be aware of makeup. Bring repair stuff. I promise you will, when you get somewhere, wherever that somewhere is, if it's going to break, you will have tried it on home. It will be fine. When you get to wherever you're going to get to. Yeah, take safety pins, glue. Whatever you need because there's nothing more frustrating than to have done a lot of work and then be like, ah, fuck off. Fuck, you didn't work. Yep. Keep in mind going to the bathroom because the morph suit was a pain in the ass. Not only did I take the dress off, but I had to take the morph suit off. And this is for guys, too. Trust me. There are some costumes for guys that it's because when I liked the Gene Simmons costume, it was a full body suit you made me. So, yeah. So, keep that in mind. You will probably have to pee in the night. And there's a chance it's October. It could be slick or wet. So, keep that in mind. It could be cold. We'll let you walk it on. So, there you go. there you go see we've been through one that was snowy yeah we've been yeah and we've there's some that have been chilly windy so with wings that was a bitch walking across the courtyard holding shit on holding shit together yep all the way through forget about the hair it's not going to stay no um yep and if you wear makeup stuff and you have long hair if you wear it where you're not used to it fyi when you have longer you get used to it it blows in your face and it sticks in the makeup and any of lines in your makeup just saying uh oh yeah there you go that's a good one spray on hair color makes a mess on pillows yes keep this in mind there are just a word of warning, because we have seen this. There was a hotel party we used to go to years ago in another city. Another state. Another state. When you checked in for these parties, because we stayed at that hotel other times. And they never had a list by the check-in desk of what you're going to be charged for what stains are left. Right, because of after the parties, there were so many stains. Now, some of the things were gross. Blood. It was like real blood. Other shit. Okay, so the original Smurfette, my idea was to paint the blue paint on. and i had the air gun and i had all this and i got the proper paint it was a mess it clumped up we hadn't got to try it before and that was weird for you that i'd never tried and i'm going to say this and this is not a rip on her i had an exceedingly upset, tears, a lot of tears girl in my room. And we ended up, a friend ended up, we're calling her going, I'm calling her going, I need your help. And she had some extra wings.
Speaker4: They stopped at the store and got some angel wings.
Speaker1: But when she was getting it clean, she was cleaning herself off. It looked like we had murdered a Smurf. I don't know. had some extra wings that's so they stopped at the storm got your wing angel wings but when she was getting it clean she was cleaning herself off it looked like we had murdered a smurf i took a shower and cleaned it off but there was blue everywhere the shower curtain when we checked out because towels just so you know we had to take this paint off and it looks like we killed a smurf in the bathtub it's completely washable it won't stay in your towels but just know there are hotels now that will charge you for that so i look when i'm gonna say this i don't think you hide the fact you you color your hair i do when we travel when we travel like are you gonna color your hair before you go to houston probably not exotica yeah before we go to so when we go to exotica she'll take a towel with her to put on the pillow because she's a towel so because i always have
Speaker4: white sheets and i'll leave pink so i bring a towel to drape over it so it or and also to shower with because it's going to get on the towel too and i'd rather ruin my towels than a hotel's towels
Speaker1: so just know the reason we say this is remember incidental fees can range anywhere between 100 150 200 bucks and so the last thing you want to do is have had a great night but some that shouldn't be that big a deal stains a shower curtain stains a pillowcase towels shoot when i went down dad's, I just colored my hair, and it left pink on the shower. I'm like, holy crap, I hope that comes out. Right. So just keep that in mind, because if a hotel is doing a hotel takeover for an event, they may charge, even though it might not do anything to it, they may charge you. So beware of that. Don't let that hinder what you do for a costume but just make sure that maybe you think about that bring your ahead of time bring bring one of your own just make sure because why ruin a good night by having an extra 100 or 150 bill show up because of a costume because that can kill shit pretty cool um here's the thing i'm gonna say about costumes obviously a lot of parties will have costume contests which is badass believe it or not we have seen we have seen this before this is not about costumes but kind of i know people get excited about costumes i've seen this at regular like vanilla jobs too right whatever they have costumes now or the bars everybody likes to win the costume contest it's kind of like being an adult and driving a go-kart you can go you drive your own car there then you can go on the interstate and do 100 miles an hour but there's nothing more fun than driving a fucking go-kart i don't know why it is what it is to win this a fucking prize for a costume contest is like this big deal and i think it's because everybody thinks their shit is cool and they've come up with something original and they have and it's awesome it's amazing how many people will pout after they don't win a costume contest please don't do that
Speaker2: please
Speaker1: as an event host
Speaker4: there's
Speaker1: nothing it actually like is aggravating
Speaker5: because then they're bitching and then they're Thank you. As an event host, it actually is aggravating.
Speaker3: Because then they're bitching.
Speaker1: And then you'll hear people talk about accusation of favoritism.
Speaker3: Look, we had the guy that our Halloween potter, they won based on not on our vote.
Speaker5: It wasn't you and I didn't decide. Off the crowd's vote, he went as me.
Speaker1: The wish version. The wish version of Cole. And honestly, it's kind of funny. It came out really good. When I was drunk, I actually didn't know. Yeah, she walked up to him thinking it was me. He won. There were people that were pissed, I assume, because the people that we somehow didn't with, we never voted.
Speaker4: It was very good and very creative, and no, we didn't vote on it.
Speaker1: And so don't, remember what it is. It's just a costume contest. The party is supposed to be the fun part. Don't look at it. Quick shout out. We're going to do a middle here in the middle real quick while we're right here. Hey, don't forget to follow her on her OnlyFans, Miss Amanda Kazba.
Speaker4: Also, follow us on Twitter. There's lots of cool things happening. She's got lots of new content coming. Don't forget to listen to this show and the other shows. We're adding new shows all the time, which are just awesome. We're adding new shows on FullSwapRadio, FullSwapRadio.com. So check it out. Maybe you'll find a new show that you just absolutely love. You never know until you listen. We have a lot of different shows on lifestyle things, but we also have a lot on the adult world and some that mix. It's really, there's something for everybody. Check it out. FullSwapRadio.com. Check it out today. Okay. So Jessica goes, you didn't even count the votes. Yeah. Yeah. No, we didn't. She's our event coordinator. Because we didn't want us to be anywhere close to anything to do with it. And then another one said, he did look like you. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. So, yeah. Okay, so that's costumes. That's costumes. What was the other thing you wanted to talk about? That's a lot of ideas. Huh? You're tapping me. Is there some sort of code? Crows like sales on Tuesday. What are we supposed to do? I don't know what's going on. What? No, I didn't touch you. Don't touch me. Give your hands to yourself. We got to get a separate studio. I'm just kidding, little tinkles. Okay. Wow. Okay, so. That would be safety. Okay. Run with it, pumpkin. Why do I? Okay okay so there's all kinds of of parties and any more people have tumblers with lids on them which is very very good but if you're at a hotel that has like a cash bar you have to buy and carry their cups around guard your cups with your life we've been to parties there's one party we will not support we will not go to we've been to them but we will not go again somebody's always roofied it's not always a hotel full hotel takeover the guy lies he once everybody checks in he runs away and no one can ever find him when there's an issue um just things like that so
Speaker1: easy easy lots of deep breaths well i'm gonna back up the guy lies he does there's a couple of things when it comes to safety and honestly this is hotel season and this is i'm gonna give you an example so we were at a party it was a great party very nice party um and they had mixers I'm going to show you what I'm going to give you an example. So we were at a party. It was a great party, a very nice party. And they had mixers. They provided the mixers. And they also had liquor that you could, you know, liquor. The challenge with that is it was set at a table for, you know, I mean, obviously it's people to use. It's not supervised. Yeah, it was lined up against the wall. And it was really nice that they did that. It had a buttload of pops and two liters. But they were in two-liter bottles. Easy targets. Easy targets to take and roofie. You can roofie a two-liter and roofie a whole bunch of people at one time. One of the things that I'm going to give a very positive example is Island Riders, probably that we're going to this year. They also provide mixers, but everything's a can, a soda can. So you grab a full soda can. So there's nothing in open. Now, it's wonderful that event coordinators and events are doing want to provide those sorts of things. But here's the reality of it. You can literally, people get their drinks roofied like that in the real world every single day. It takes no time at all. So there's a couple of false senses of security. One, for us, this is what we do for safety, is that we don't do, because we're we're not beer drinkers we're not we're our things we like mixed drinks so we don't leave a cooler with our alcohol in the the room anymore we're gonna do that we always walk back to the room we leave it in our room so that this way one it gives us a chance to make sure we're touching base with each other. Two, we go back to them. We know that our liquor, nothing's happened. It hasn't been tampered. It hasn't been. No one's messed with it, right? Because we like to dance a lot, so we always leave shit unattended. Right. Or we shove cupcakes in people's mouths. Well, you start talking to people, and you're not there to guard a cooler so it it's very easy to leave it unattended and the reality is we want to believe that we're all in this lifestyle together that no one would do those sorts of things well the reality is they will and they do and they're we've heard some uh event cord or people that put them on go oh no that no, that doesn't happen. We're all here for sex anyway. Yeah. No. And it's not. We're not all here for sex. We're all here for maybe the opportunity of sex of our choice, not for sex. And the thing is, it's not even so much an individual being targeted anymore. The reality is some people do it just as a rush. They just do whatever. There's a lot of different things with it. But if it's not even so much an individual being targeted anymore the reality is some people do it just as a rush they just do whatever there's a lot of different things with it but if it's a an event where it's a bring your own liquor you might keep that in mind now there are some people we know people that have coolers and they stay with their coolers which is awesome and it's great and a lot of times they're very they're very friendly like sharing their jello shots and stuff like that let me put this out there granted I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. And it's great. And a lot of times they're very friendly.
Speaker1: They're sharing their Jell-O shots and stuff like that. Let me put this out there. Granted, liquor is a great way to meet new people, to share a shot, to share moonshine. A lot of this stuff is really great. Think who you're taking it from. What I mean by that is if it's somebody you've never met before and nobody you know or is part of your group has ever met them before, maybe they're great people and there's nothing wrong with politely declining it. If it's maybe you don't know them, but here's your friends and they're friends with them and there's other people that know them, that's a different ballgame. But you have to be smart about it because we know we were at an event where she got roofied where i i guarantee that the person putting it on if they would ever find out who done it would have killed them for one and all the ultimate everybody most everybody pretty much knew everybody type thing much. But there's always still some new people.
Speaker4: Still have no idea.
Speaker1: A couple of people got roofied at that party. And there was a communal drink thing. And people were, and it can happen. You have to take your own safety and control.
Speaker4: Now, at the one party where they had the mixers and they were two liters, I got really thirsty because I had ran out of the drink I brought. So what I did was I did go up to the table table but i took a two liter that had never been opened popped that thing and then poured myself a huge glass of pop and i actually had a mixed drink with it and the same thing i a bottle of liquor that was unopened that you know that uh you know hasn't been tampered with because the steel hasn't been broken now here's the other thing obviously a lot of hotels now require liquor to be bought and sold at their cash bar again i can't stress enough and i think shannon put it somewhere it takes uh about a half second to a second to roofie a drink again we do we work with my cup condoms and nightcaps, which I strongly encourage. Look, you can be standing there holding a drink and talking. Somebody can roofie you. You have to understand how quickly this can happen. And you have to take a responsibility. You shouldn't be, you can't live your life paranoid. But by the same token, you can't walk up and leave a drink on a table. Or just have it flinging around. When I'm standing there, I hold it in front of me. Right. You have to know. Or there are things like MyCup condoms and things like that out there that you can get to help keep yourself safe. Another big thing is it's very nice. And it's kind of this romantic oldschool thought process of buying somebody a drink.
Speaker1: That's great.
Speaker3: But here's the reality of it. If you don't know someone, and this can happen to men or women,
Speaker1: but I'm going to use the example of a guy buys her a drink that we don't know and walks up and I bought you a drink. She's not going to drink that drink. If a bartender brings it to me. If a bartender brings it to me. I'm more apt to drink it. Or if someone goes, I'd like to buy you a drink. Come up to the bar with me. That's one thing. But you have to know where stuff is at. It seems stupid, but I'm telling you, once you've been roofing, you'll never forget that experience. Even if nothing else bad happens, you'll never forget that experience. And so you have to be responsible for your own safety as you go through for these events. Don't let a great party get ruined by being careless. If you think you were roofing, I want to put this out because I don't think This is talked about enough. Okay. If you think you were roofing i want to put this out because i don't think this is talked about enough okay if you think you were roofing the next day it just doesn't add up right i'll give you an example i got roofing i got roofing and we know the way we know we got that i got roofing is this is when i was drinking a lot so my tolerance was insane i had two drinks three drinks you've had like two and a half because you had half of mine because you said you're done and because after a half a drink she was just like slurring and i'm like what the fuck after two and a half drinks i am literally rolling on the walls in the bathroom i can't walk they didn't nurses helped get nurses to help get me in the car. The kids had to help get me out of the car. I was drunk as if I had just drank an entire bottle of booze. Keep in mind everybody at the party was. Right. What we didn't know then, what we know now is, if you think you've been roofing, you need to go in. You can go into a hospital and you can say, I think I was roofied last night. And they can actually do a blood draw and find out if you were roofied and what you were roofied with. And the reason why this is important. Look, they don't have to know what party, you know, because part of being roofied a lot of times don't remember stuff. It's not like they're going to know that you were a swinger or that you were at a lifestyle party or anything else. But the important part of that is, A, you know what it was that was given to you for any adverse effects accordingly. B, you have proof. This is going to sound harsh, but it's true. Nobody ever wants to believe that something like that's going to happen at their party or their event. We don't. We want to believe it's not. But we're also realists. And you know what? It can. Has it happened at one of our events? Yep. Sure has. And we have a lot of things in place. It was said, but we don't know for sure because no blood test was taken but no blood was taken but we take it as it could it happen we don't take it lightly so no that's why we have our safe tables whatever but the thing is is having that proof what it does is it takes so that the party planner they can see that then it's not just uh it's not just a rumor it's not it eliminates any of that stuff and as a party planner it it makes it hit home so that you can figure out what you want to do for future parties to help prevent it we knew a guy guy that was helping set up for one of these said lovely. Who was a big drink, good drink. Party. for future parties to help prevent it. We knew a guy that was helping set up for one of these lovely. Who was a big drinker. He could drink and he liked to drink his beer. Well, he then like passed out and missed the entire party after he helped set up. And he had like two beers. Two beers. Then the next day when he couldn't remember anything, he went the va said i think i was roofied they took a blood draw yes fentanyl was in his blood system yep and he's like holy shit i was roofied yep so do that one it's important to know what but again look there's a lot of people and this is going to sound harsh but it's true You hear hear it after parties Not just hotel parties, but a lot of parties You hear people talk about People that just got too fucking drunk I was roofied Tends to be an easy Excuse For I just was out of control With my alcohol The challenge is You can never take anybody's concern like that lightly, but there is a difference in behavior and there's a difference in a lot of different things. But what it does when you have that bit of information, again, you don't have to wonder because I've known people that have went, I don't know if I just, did I get too drunk did i just make her that strong or was i roofing it eliminates that questioning yourself it also it changes when you put out i need to know what happened here and here because i don't remember these spots and you have the documentation plus just like the example she used he was roofing with fentanyl here's the reality there are some drugs out there that is some serious hardcore bad shit that can fucking kill you so for so you know so what it did what so you have a better understanding it's just one of those things um just got india nightcap will get you will get you taken care of uh larry it i can't hardly read it's more than being roofied. You don't know what someone else is drinking. Label may not match what's inside. Homemade drinks may not agree with you and have higher alcohol content. That's exactly right. Okay, which is going to lead me to my next one, which is awesome. When it comes to partying, a lot of people make some really good shit not gonna lie and cole loves most of their moonshine but when you say amanda have a drink amanda have a drink that she's puking there is a lot of difference in what people make and how strong they make it and so it you need to keep that in mind if you're someone that has allergies has reactions to different things you might keep that in mind on how much how many mason jars to take a swig out of you know there's one guy came one of our parties and he made a lot of people make moonshine he made moonshine clear white lightning I'll see the next day. But the other thing that goes with that is, i'll put this out here and it's with weed granted a lot of people vape or they do gummies again people make homemade shit okay so we crack jokes about certain people that if they offer certain things be careful because their shit's super strong so keep that in mind you know if if you're taking gummies from somebody that you don't know or brownies cookies whatever it is to be somebody you don't know how strong they make it can change can be different so you might want to gauge that if you're actually smoking weed which a lot of people doesn't most a lot of people don't it at. They vape it, but they don't fucking smoke, smoke. But again, remember, remember what the kids are doing. You can buy fucking a bag of dope that's fucking laced with all kinds of shit that will get you fucked up in a way that you don't want to be. So there's, there's, it goes, there's a common sense factor here about, you know, what you put in your mouth from other people. Stick with pussies and dicks. But, I mean, there's a common sense factor. He dicks his dick in it. It's kind of that way, actually. You're selective about whose dick you'll take or whose pussy you'll put your dick in you should be as equally selective about whose fucking drink you drink out of and whose weed you smoke because i've had people go here try this i know them and if they're drinking and i'm not gonna think that there's let me just uh this is the other part of here here try some of this because people love to offer cool drinks and i'm a friendly guy. So what that means is I'm like sure the problem with that is is that when you're taking random shots you're not gauging your shit so amanda will ask me miss amanda will go how many drinks have you had and i'll be like two that's honest that's the actual truth i've had two drinks but that doesn't include the 22 shots that i've had walking through the room the five gentleman shots and whatever else so it's really easy for shit to get out of control a little bit i strongly encourage you if you're a couple we always had kind of whose night it is just saying we also We also, you know, so I would keep that. I would do that. Do we want to talk next week? Well, you won't be here next week. Because next week should be Halloween hookup stuff. Okay. Well, I might be alert. Well, we'll do it Wednesday or something. Oh. We'll see. We'll figure it out. So, anyway. So, just saying. Fun little tips. It always sucks when we do these shows, because I think some people go, these are just fun haters. It's not that we're fun haters. I think it's when you have been in this as long as we have, and seen some of the shit that we've seen. You are just... and experience some of the shit we've experienced i can honestly say i've been train wreck drunk because i only had two drinks we've learned that cole can't carry a bottle with him can't cannot you can cole cannot carry a. It's more on just to be alert of your surroundings and things that can possibly happen. Things that can take away the fun that, that the party can do. Because we still go to some parties. And we still have fun, we have fun at parties. There's some we won't go to. That's our choice. But not everybody else's. But that's whatever. It's just one of it's just eventually they see the light and they go somewhere else you know you have to take care of you you can never forget although we're a community and although 99% of people have the best intentions it's still it's like being a defensive driver it's still your responsibility to make sure you're okay and if you put that responsibility in somebody else that's when shit goes south so be safe pick the right costume be safe we'll see you next week there we go quick shout out to our sponsors again. Motorbunny.com. Thank you so much. Ride a bunny. Hop your way to orgasm today. ASN Lifestyle Magazine.
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