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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most colonial, the lovely, lovely and probably a bad hair day, Miss Amanda according to her. Hey. Speaker2: No, I just haven't done anything with it. I didn't straighten it. Speaker1: For those of you following along at home, which I'm sure many of you are, this is season seven, episode 315. We're slacking. Jesus said. We've been slacking lately Jesus said John 315 It's all over sporting events, it's everywhere Now the show's finished With that being said Hey, let's give a shout out to our sponsors Dear Lord First and foremost, Motorbunny motorbunny.com the top quality name that you can trust with your special vagina I was just talking today hopefully I don't listen to this one many different attachments you can get the original or the buck again don't settle for second best a name you know a name you can trust motorbun.com go there today tom casbah sent you i think we'll get some of the new ones for the raffle uh that is what we're in process there we're talking about that they are interested in being a corporate one of our corporate partners and they're interested in being the primary sponsor for the crazy or the casbah cares raffle so that's what we are in the process of working on. That's what the meeting was for today. We heart them. Oh, look at you go. What does that mean? All right. So at least it does on there, too, so it looks stupid. Anywho, also, asnlifestylemagazine.com. If you want to know what's going on in the lifestyle as well as the adult world, make it a habit each and every month to read the newest edition of ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Speaker3: Guess what? Speaker1: You can find ads for us in there. You can find ads for crazy winter nights. You can find our full swap radio, full swap shop, our show, ads for you, and not Dirty Shadow. I don't put one of those in yet, but we're everywhere. And they are one of our corporate partners, and we're proud to have them as such. All right. as for you and Dirty not Dirty Shadow, I'll put one of those in yet but we're everywhere and they are one of our corporate partners and we're proud to have them as such also SmokinMeatsBBQTreats.com hey you know meat is expensive don't ruin a great piece of meat by putting a eh rub on it, go to our good friends at SmokinMeatsBBQTreats.com that's S-M-O-K-n-m-e-a-t-s-b-b-q-t-r-e-a-t-s dot com we'll spell it for you slower later uh you can get hickory dallas lemon pepper sbg orange mango habanero pineapple paradise and sinecube i wasn't listening as well as you can now go to our website, CrazyKazba.com, and get our very own Casbah special blend meat rub that we worked with and created with the help of Smokin' Meat. So check that out as well. What are you doing about that?
Speaker2:
I turn my head and I see this bald spot. My hair's falling out.
Speaker1:
It's not falling out. You're making it worse.
Speaker3:
It's falling out.
Speaker1:
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Speaker3:
We were.
Speaker1:
We were recording commercials today, recording for some of our other folks that are going to be at KWN, Blue Lotus Escapes, excuse me. They are a smaller, clothing-optional, lifestyle-friendly resort in Arkansas. Royal Arkansas. Royal Arkansas. It is beautiful. I encourage you, if you want something totally relaxing, they're a smaller facility. They have four little houses. They're like mini houses. Four mini houses. They have a beautiful pool with water feature, heated hot tub, heated pool. Check them out. So we just got a commercial for them today that's going on the radio station. And I was talking with Beth. I think it would be fun. She agreed after looking at pictures and stuff. It would be fun to get like a group of women to go out there for like a retreat. It's very picturesque if you wanted pictures done. Yep. It would be a great place to go just to hang out. The owner – she's a nurse. She is an incredible person. And very much – they are a lifestyle, obviously. So very much in tune with lifestyle and privacy and seclusion and and the whole nine yards we definitely want to check those out uh we've got a lot of cool people like that i mean you're gonna hear more and more stuff it's it's neat because you can find shit that we work with and and we are our sponsors and and vendors and stuff like that but when we send people up it it's because we like their company, we like them, we feel like they're quality. So Sioux Empire Travel is another one. So we'll be doing some work with them on some stuff and just exciting people. And check it out. Use the cool thing with social media and all these groups, not just ours, is that we bring a world of, a totally different world of people that most of these companies don't have a place to advertise mainstream. They're counting on word of mouth. And just like Blue Lotus, that's gorgeous. They're not, you're not going to go and like, let's flip through the yellow pages. Hey, look, there it is. You're not going to find them that way. They can't. So hopefully people will check that stuff out. From here, it's a nine-hour drive. That is not that far. Not for a relaxing weekend. For just a weekend getaway? No. If you and 24 other gals got to get away, just think of your world in general. No games on necessarily no dogs i don't know if i saw a picture that had a tv in it yeah they did all the rooms all of them have tvs but no but but like total like no guy no guy crap or chaos of like regular life would it be worth the nine hour draft yeah so definitely check it out so anyways but that's always fun it's fun getting to record course of course and do stuff so there's things like that but check them out uh so lots of cool stuff going on in the lifestyle it's almost halloween it is almost halloween so everything is about halloween costumes Got half of mine today
Speaker2:
Not today But I got half of it
Speaker1:
Well and here's the majority of it. I don't care where you're at in the country, there's Halloween parties coming up all over the place. And I mean, it is, it is the tis the season. It's the swingers Christmas. I mean, Halloween's bigger than probably the biggest swinger holiday, but check it out. So there's a lot of stuff out there. You're going to find experienced swingers. This is a great time to go on some of the different chat boards if you're an experienced lifestyler because there's new people that have all kinds of questions when it comes to Halloween. There's questions about do they have to wear dirty costumes?
Speaker2:
I've seen that on Oh, slutty costumes costumes i've seen that on three different reddit posts on the last three or four days literally people that are new like they're getting ready to go to their first event being a halloween party which is hello baptism by fire let's see our very first halloween party you went as a cowboy and i was a saloon girl you are yeah that's right and it was a small halloween party it was small my costume was homemade shittily when i was not actually oh i pulled it out when you pull it out later but at the time it looked damn good you got compliments on it and ours was smaller but i mean there's some there's some huge halloween parties and and there are people well we didn't know what to wear we didn't we didn't know what to expect no we had never been to a swinger party oh yeah it was the first hotel party we'd been to that wasn't that just at a bar we had no fucking idea what to expect and you're seeing that and you're seeing that now on the reddit thing so it's like this is a this is a great opportunity for experienced swingers to like spread your proverbial wing and take somebody under that motherfucker. Because honestly, if you think back to Halloween and you think back to when you were first going to stuff, how much – like, okay, the lifestyle is supposed to be fun, right? It's supposed to be exciting. There's all these things. It's titillating. It's hot. You're going to watch your spouse maybe be with somebody else. You're going to be with somebody else or whatever. And there's a lot of, like, jittery nerves and stuff that go with that. And honestly, some of the most stressful parts when you're first in the lifestyle is figuring out what the fuck you're supposed to wear places because you have no idea so you automatically your brain goes will anybody be dressed when we walk into the party turns into an orgy what the hell happens and nobody knows and and you think back to how much stress that was when you first got in the lifestyle uh i think it's amazing i think people i think we we forget that if you've been in it for a while and you see people ask questions like well just if i can wear a costume or wear whatever you're comfortable with well they don't know they're new they're trying not to they don't want to they want to stand out but they don't want to stand out in a bad way yeah you know so that's here's one thing i always keep in mind What's that? Don't have something that requires a lot of makeup.
Speaker3:
Like, if it's like a clown, per se, because you paint your face white.
Speaker2:
If you make out with somebody, it's gone. That's, yeah.
Speaker1:
So don't do something that requires... If you suck dick, there's none around your mouth.
Speaker2:
You leave red and white on them.
Speaker1:
You know, and don't hit a belly because you just left a face print. I wonder what you were off doing your face all the time. Yeah, because I used to go as Gene Simmons all the time. Yeah, and I'm like, no, your makeup will smear. And then, plus, some people don't want to necessarily have Gene Simmons imprinted in their fucking, between their thighs. Probably not. Don't wear it. No, that could be kind of funny. If you're wearing a costume that's super hot, keep that in mind. Yeah. Keep that in mind. Pack your bags accordingly. People have done this one time. We all giggle. New people, seriously, pack your bag accordingly so that if you're going to go play, it's the middle of the Halloween party, and you've been dancing, maybe a little booze, and your costume's hot, that means your fucking juices are sealed in your junk. I was never a fan of wings, and one time I went as a fairy. That was because the spur thing went to hell. Because then you can't walk through a crowd without hitting people and walking sideways. Or being de-feathered as you walk around. Well, I did one. Well, okay. So I've done it a couple of times. I guess I didn't learn the first time. No, the one thing you did as a last resort. As a last minute because painting my skin blue didn't work. It didn't come out the way we were supposed to. No. So a smurf in the bathroom yeah but but keep that so keep that in mind hygiene and and that kind of stuff plays into it so keep your bag keep your bag handy uh limit the number of accessories of your costume why because i think this is always funny it's totally just upset personally how many times if we've been out at a Halloween party? Well, and you didn't see this as much when we threw our Halloween party because you were drunk back in the hotel. The piles of shit people get drunk and forget and leave. There's gloves and masks and hats and wigs and fucking shirts and beads and ropes and fucking, I mean, it looks, what it looks like is like a toy storing, a toy box puked all over the room. And you're just like, what is all this shit? And seriously, you know.
Speaker2:
I can believe that.
Speaker1:
It's bad enough you have purses and all that kind of crap that, you know, people just have regular stuff. Honest God. Keep that in mindest God, keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. The less accessories, the better. And I'm going to put this one out here. And we're gun owners, right? We own guns. But we have no problem with guns. I've seen this at three lifestyle parties. I know, and I've went as a cowboy. I know there's nothing more realistic if you're a gun owner than having like an actual six shooter with you. Don't bring real fucking guns to a fucking swing or party as an accessory. Oh, hell no. Just fucking say don't just say no uh yeah especially if alcohol is involved yeah just don't do it we've seen that uh so other things going on in the news see now this week because i want to talk about a lot of swinger stuff this week i want to talk about other things going on in the news and i did my rant a little bit on it and i want to hit on it because we've talked about it or i put a post out about it especially with halloween season coming up is the p diddy shit okay so because obviously unless you've been absolutely living under a rock you've probably heard that that the artist P. Diddy got arrested.
Speaker3:
When they raided his two or three homes,
Speaker1:
so far they've confiscated 285 dildos from his freakout parties. Are they giving
Speaker2:
them away? No.
Speaker1:
Those are all evidence. Damn it. But the thing is, there's a new titillating concept to talk about sex parties out there in the world right now because of this, and things like bondage, sex trafficking. There's a lot of fucking very real shit that's going to come out. It's going to get very interesting as they release names and all kinds of stuff, videos, of stuff that's going to come out with this but it's already been where there has been connection trying to connect it to you know like swinger like swinger stuff obviously pd stuff isn't but it is it is a very real thing out there that people have to be aware of because it is so tantalizing. The press can't help themselves. When you start using words like bondage, orgies, sex parties, and then you tie in shows like horrible fucking shows, The Secret Lives of Mormon Housewives, which is this complete swinger-like show that's just totally making swingers look like shit. The only reason I bring this up in party season is that there's a need to be smart about a few things with it. Because obviously, you know, you still don't want to draw attention. I don't want to draw attention right so the swinger the halloween swinger advice that i'm going to throw out there right now is as you're looking at costumes and we're going to you know because people are this is the time people are buying costumes as you're looking at costumes remember what the event is you're going to. Is the event a hotel takeover, where the whole hotel is taken over, and so you're going to be going from your room and whatever, but it's only lifestyle people? Is it a hotel party, but the whole hotel is not taken over, but you're going to be in separate ballrooms or whatever? Is it a bar takeover, where the party's at a bar or an event away from a hotel? The reason I mention these things is you have to remember how are you going to get from the car, your room, wherever, to where the party's at if it's not just a swinger event or if you have to pass common areas. There's a hotel that we used to do hotel parties at that you came down and you went through the lobby. So even if it was the whole hotel was taken over, there was a bar that wasn't. So how are you going to get from point A to point B? because in a world that's now currently enamored with sex parties and all this kind of stuff i promise you even on halloween it's one thing to see one dirty maid walk through right one naughty maid maid or one slutty nurse or doctor that's one thing but people start to figure it out when there's like a room when they start seeing like elevator load after elevator load so you have to think about it how are you going to handle that how are you going to make it from point a to point b without basically outing yourself and outing the party yeah i mean a part of that's the party planners and that's their jobs as well but i think it's a very real thing to talk about. Yeah. Well, no, I'm trying to think of some of the parties. You were always bigger than that because you, even in our adult world, things with the exoticas, because you usually have to go a distance from the room to the event. Okay, so back up a smidge. Okay. Because a lot of people are exotic of where pretty much bikinis or lingerie that are working there or not working there, whatever, have a booth or just walking around there. You know, some people just have pasties on and a pair of panties. okay but there are some of them where the hotel well regardless you're going in and out of a hotel
Speaker2:
to get to this venue, whether it's attached or whether it's across the street or down the street. You still have hotels that aren't taken over or you have hotels that could be taken over, but there's still kids in the the lobby there's still public areas that you have to walk through to get to yeah our destination and i always totally cover up and i don't care what cover up so i can walk out you when you dress as santa claus i said you cannot walk through that lobby dressed as santa claus no no it wasn't a hotel takeover no and. And there were kids in the lobby, and they can't see that.
Speaker1:
No, no.
Speaker2:
Well, they can, but then you get bombarded, and then you can't.
Speaker1:
Well, and you don't want to, part of the goal in this world is there's a coolness factor, right? It's like, don't make another set of parents have to explain something. They don't have a conversation they don't want to have to have. When we were in, we went to a party in Kentucky when we we went out there to the club and we had a great time do you remember laughing we left because the theme the one night was pretty pretty there's a racy theme and and i don't remember well but all the girls when we're getting on the elevator and everybody was cool so everybody had coats on i had like a little bit longer coats but on the elevator it was like the girls you girls were laughing about looking like hookers because we were dressed up the guys were dressed up oh that's right and because there were kids running around it's like you you both you and the other i can't think of that girl was with it right and with it kept shit in the car to put on to to go in through the hotel to get to the elevator to get up to her room because there were kids there. I mean, it was just, you know, and we were laughing about it. And you see it all the time. But, yeah, the Santa thing is a great example. When we were in Baltimore, I shot content. We had the people came to our room. So once I was in the Santa outfit, I didn't leave the room because we don't want people there's kids across the hall there are kids across the hall so you don't see it and where we're taking santa to exotica yeah that there's just how it all ties in is there's basically a coolness factor right i mean there's kind of like we talk about respect and lifestyle there's a thing of of respecting the venues. Because of stupid shit like this P. Diddy stuff, trust me, getting venues to let people come in, I don't care what part of the country you're in, I don't care if it's a bar, if it's a hotel, if it's an event center, it doesn't matter. Getting places to allow lifestyle events to happen is getting harder. And if they get complaints, no matter how much money they make, it's not worth it to them. You know, it's really funny. You are seeing like here around here they have the town pages on Facebook and stuff, whatever, and you'll see bars getting dubbed Swinger bars, and you'll see restaurants swing. And the thing is is that it's all fun and games, but there's still – it's not as much of a big deal now as when we got in the lifestyle 13 years ago that, oh, hey, other people figured out that we're all a group of swingers. But there are still people being judged by that standard very harshly. Like it can still have effects. So that's part of some of the things that people have to be like a little bit aware of. That and have a little bit of class when it comes to hitting on somebody that you think is vanilla. Yeah, this is – okay, that was going to be the next thing. That doesn't mean rub yourself all over a guy and have his wife get all mad. There's one thing of talking to a vanilla couple to see if they might be interested, but there's another thing of just forcing yourself upon them. This is the other, see, this show is going to be called Little Tidbits Swinger – Little Swinger Tidbits. Little Swinger Bits. Little Swinger Bits. I got Little Bits. Little Swinger Bits. So part of the challenge as people are out, and Halloween again is that time that there are parties and shit like that going on. We understand everybody likes – we see people and they're hot. I wish they were in the lifestyle. the lifestyle maybe they are maybe they aren't and we all know vanillas will fuck but how you approach people is huge how you know i'm saying um venues do not want their name associated with negative attention the The thing is, is it's still seen as negative. Not everybody is open-minded. Not all their regulars are going to be okay with it. Not if it's a bar. Not all their clientele. You know, I know of hotels in other cities, and I'm not going to say which cities or whatever, that they, the hotels, there's a lot of hotels now that have water parks whatever that are open there have been hotels that have backed out of letting lifestyle events happen at their facilities because community found out that swinger events were going on there and they said we don't want our kids in the same pool because obviously all the rules and everything run rampant. Did the people do anything wrong? That's not for us to say. I don't know. Shit. Screw that. We went to a smaller town to have KWN. The hotel was all on board. The owner was all on board. Had everything set up. Everything was gung-ho. They were were excited and then the city found out and the city got pissed and they blackmailed the owner 90 days before the event yeah force the hotel that it and it's still not completely acceptable and some people will blackmail yes to shut it down they will and so when we're out places and look again there's nothing wrong look if you go to a bar there's a chance you could get hit on swinger or not swinger not me but other people larry i know you know how i feel anyways larry and i are safe you hit on girls all the time well i didn't right i didn't say we didn't hit on but i said We're not gonna get hit on anyways the thing is is that but there is the shit that we can get away with with each other in theory is not the same as vanilla world and and if you're going to approach vanilla people or people if you don't know if they're in a lifestyle gloves is the way to handle that. Being a mature, responsible adult is the way to handle that. Because if not, wow, do you make everybody look like an ass. There was one time at this bar that we go to on Friday night. Band camp. She stuck a flute in her cooter. Him. What? I straddled you and got on your lap and like, no, don't do that. People will watch. Yeah. Remember that. God. I'm married to you. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I can't, but... You can. No, I can't. But it was like, no, this isn't public. Mind you, this isn't public mine is the same person at another time that bar was fucking tongue fucking three different girls so look understand some of these things we're talking about is from experience i'm not even well look i'm not even gonna like i'm not gonna sit here and go there was a bar we used to go to in in another city here oh thank you you're welcome the thing is it was in the area where i grew up yeah so he'd always run into every every fucking friday we would be there and and i would be drunk and every friday i'd run into classmates and every friday i would go out because i still smoked then i'd come in from the smoking area, and I would have fucking lipstick smeared all over his face. And you'd just go, who are you making out with? What? I wasn't making out with anybody. I'm like, go look in the mirror. And then in walks a girl with a lipstick over on her fucking cheek. Yeah, and in front of classmates and all kinds of shit and lots of questions. We're not throwing stones here. Some of the shit we've done we, I, me. Well, no, we. Actually, there is we. Say we. Yeah, there is we because you know what?
Speaker2:
I've been asking myself drunk as fuck.
Speaker1:
You did and it was funny as hell.
Speaker2:
Which time are we talking? Just this year?
Speaker1:
Probably the best
Speaker2:
one was that bar. The best one was the bar where they couldn't wait for the three of us to leave. That was pretty fucking fun. It was a vanilla bar. Vanilla, vanilla. It was vanilla bar. And I had just gotten fired, so I was played off when I felt bad about it. Oh, let it go. You'd just gotten fired. You were just letting stress out. Okay. Wait a minute. Was that that night?
Speaker1:
Was that, was that the, no, it was a Saturday night because we were the only swingers there.
People we went to church, used to go to church with.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It was, it was a party and a half, just saying. Apparently it was fun. I don't remember it. We had a fucking party. Everybody else was kind of sick of it. And that was the last time Amanda got drunk. That's advice. Yeah. Well, you got that drunk. That was fucking. Yeah. I had not been like, uh-uh. You were over single. Well, I think you were over single digits in shots, which is totally unlike you. Usually like three, and you're pretty fucking looped out. We were screaming towards eight or nine. There's parts of the evening I don't remember. It was precious. Scott, unfortunately, some groups uh that throw parties are just uh about the free for all party and they make a bad name for legit lifestyle groups it's true and i mean and it it there's a look the reality in the lifestyle there's a fine line between fun and over the line and it gets gray i. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Look, the lifestyle is a thing of some of the craziest, best nights of my life have happened in the lifestyle. And there's been nights that were some of the craziest, most fucked up, like, what in the fuck has just happened, transpired nights. It was like another version of college type thing. And so there is that fine line. And here's the thing. Does it happen that people go over it? Yep, it does. It happens. Is it the end of the world? No. It's something that's more of a... It's more when it's habitual. It's habitual. It's hard when you get a group of new people together in the lifestyle. And to a degree, honestly, it's like college. I would love to go back to being 19 and in college for one week. That's when met me right it would be the week right before I met you just saying that was fucking wow what a blast I mean there were some of the so I ruined it no no no you didn't I still even after you I had fun some of the best some of those nights were just, you know, my friends and I, we still, 30 years later, we'll say, do you remember that night? And everybody starts to laugh because it was that crazy. So, you know, famous lines like, dude, I know we don't know her very well and we've hardly met, but I have a feeling our penises are going to be really close to each other. I'm not gay. That was the only one that came. I mean, it's just, know this crazy shit and the cooling if you could the you get a group of people that are all brand new in the lifestyle together kind of figuring it out right just just pause so back in college did you ever have a moment where your penises got close to each other no okay i didn't think so no i just had to ask no it was my friend he and he the guy dressed so he's knowing with us but but uh he's like he's like dude i need you to go with me over to this girl's house i'm like okay neither one of us should have been driving at all neither one should have been venturing out of our house at all. And neither one of us should have been heading over there at all. And originally he's like, we're just going over to talk to this girl. I'm like, okay. And he's, he's, he goes inside and he comes back out and he sits down in the car and makes himself a drink. Because I had one. Who was this? Scott Brewer. And he
Speaker3:
goes,
Speaker1:
cool. And we'd only, we'd only, I don't think he, he wasn't even a full time student up here. This was like the year before they came up he's like i know we don't know each other really well i appreciate you coming along shit's about to get really weird i have a feeling our penises could be very close to each other i'm not gay i'm like all right he's like let's do this thing in the house so i mean you know those those moments will lose forever so yeah and we went in there and not that anybody cares we went in there and she's like oh hey they start making out she starts stripping and she goes wow I'm really tired and stretches out half naked and Lisa just passes out on the couch he's on one side and the other and we're sitting there well it's a good movie on it we watched a movie in her house why would you watch a movie well she was passed out waited until her roommate came home and she passed out and we waited and her roommate came home and made sure she was alright and then we left Okay.
Speaker3:
Okay. Why would you watch a movie? Well, she was passed out, waited until her roommate came home. And so she passed out, and we waited, and then her roommate came home
Speaker1:
and made sure she was all right, and then we left. And then we got in the car, and he's like, well, that didn't turn out how I thought. It's like, well, me neither. Kind of weird.
Speaker3:
So, yeah. Okay. Anyway.
Speaker1:
But, okay, so go back to what I was originally going to say. When you get a group of new people together, think back to this for a minute, okay? Some of the people listening can probably remember this, too. You get five, six couples. We're all pretty new. We've all been at the bar we used to go to. We're all just kind of trying to figure this out as we go. And everybody's been drinking, and it just turns into an insta-party. It well the bar is closing well should we all go back to somebody's house at that time it was the owner of the bar's house was one example of that and it went from I'm like you're not talking about the girl that was speaking tongues well that night just fucking twisted no but that was when it mean people are really cool because that night but no no, but they bailed. They bailed because they were the only ones we were interested in. They bailed. Yeah. That was a night that we left going. The fuck just happened. It was like the guy. I'm so excited to fuck you. I'm so excited. Three pumps. He was done. I'm like, we were fucking in their living room above all their family pictures and stuff. And it's like, what is this? And she started talking. I don't even think they were technically lifestyle. I don't either. One gal started having sex. She started She enjoyed it. We're looking at each other. We get in the car. We both thought the other one had wanted to be there. And we're like, that's where we learned about communication. What the fuck? No, but the night that we ended up at the owner's house, we didn't really know the other group that well. And all of a sudden, I don't know. What the fuck? No, but the night that we ended up at the owner's house, we didn't really know the other group that well. And all of a sudden, we're at the bar owner's house with, what, six or seven other couples until we had breakfast. It was like four or five couples. Yeah, and we left at like five or six in the morning. I mean, it was just, you get new people, that's fun. I would love people to go back and do that. I think sometimes we get jaded as we've been in this a while. It's like we don't... Well, we don't get invited to house parties. It wasn't a house party. It was a spur of the moment like... Hey, let's go back to the house and see what happens. Yeah, there wasn't even, hey, we're going to go back and fuck. It was like, hey, does everybody just want to kind of go over here it was just a it just happened and i think now that you you've been in a while you think too much sometimes it would be fun to be able to just like let it flow like that again yeah but i think you know once you've been in a while you tend to you think more. But, you know, I don't even know where that point was originally going through that. I have no idea. Well, you're supposed to be listening. Are we going to have to start playing this shit back? There was a really valuable point. Did somebody that was listening know where my rambling was going? If you could help us now on the page, that would be great. I interrupted you. Oh, shit. Scott, it's one thing to have fun. Have fun at party is another thing to let someone damage a hotel. Yeah, that's exactly right. We've been to some doozies. There was one where some guy went berserk and smashed a ceiling. And they had to call the police, and the police are throwing him up against a water fountain. Because I was going to the bathroom, and the water fountain was right by the bathroom. The cop is slamming him up against the the I'm like, I just need to pee And that was down in the lobby That was in the lobby What was funny was later on one of the floors Of the hotel that had the bar attached to it that was vanilla Later on one of the floors or another party Don't you remember another party There was like a melee broke out on the floor And they were going to call the cops And everybody was in the the hallways, and everybody just, like, scattered into rooms to hide from the cops. Oh, I vaguely remember that. Because we were with people that... Was it their room? I don't remember. I don't... I don't think so. I think they had the keys there bar in somebody else's room, because they didn't get a room, and we didn't get a room, and we're like... Oh, we were hiding in somebody's room. And everybody had scattered, So we just were sitting up against the wall talking. We were on the bed. It's like the cops are coming. We were all teenagers. You could hear them out in the hallway. And everybody's like in their rooms being quiet. But that shit was fun. That can happen. Yes, there's been some. Yeah. Wow. That was kind of fun. We need to just get it. We need it. This is why people go, what's fun about traveling? You get in situations where you kind of don't know anybody. There was a certain excitement about not knowing anybody or meeting people. I almost think we're worse at that now than we were. Meeting people? Not meeting people. Like, when we were new, you know, when you finally— And somebody was interested, hey, let's go back? Well, you finally either—I don't know if we did it off of Liquid Courage or some nights we were just on the mood and in the prowl, but you would—we were much—it was much easier to talk to new people. Look, it's a skill. It's a something you practice. We don't do it as much. We don't have to. I don't want to say this. I'm not sounding stupid. When you're new, everybody has to make an effort. You're either going to make an effort or you not. And if you don't, you could be kind of shit out of luck, right, a little bit. So now, because a lot of times we know so many people, which is awesome, we always have people to talk to, right? And so in the course of a night, you know, you go around and you're talking to all the people that you know and even if even if we're not people that know us come up and talk to us but how much fun it used to be to take and sport fuck and to sport fuck it's literally like you're you're standing in line at the bar waiting to drink to somebody and somebody, and it's like, oh, hey, and you just start talking. Well, there's my wife over here, and you introduce, and then it's just all of a sudden where it goes, next thing you
Speaker3:
know, then
Speaker1:
you know, we're talking, have a great night, it's one o'clock, it's like, hey, let's go fuck.
Speaker2:
I think the last time we did something spontaneous and ended up in that girl daisy chain thingy.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Well, you weren't part of it. I was involved with the music. Larry, spontaneous connection is so much fun. It is fucking fun. Bang, bang. Hey, guys. Bang, bang. Pineapple Gang. We suck at talking to people. It's because you're quiet. We get so used to it. Part of the fun of traveling, and so it's weird now because we don't get to do this at Exotic because we're working. But I'm telling you, if you're not people that sport fuck, do yourself a favor and do it once. Do it once. Hey, Kelly, we got all kinds of fucking people on that do it at least once sport fuck like if you're normal as a couple of things you really gotta make friends whatever try it one time because I'm telling ya maybe it won't be your cup of tea totally cool but there is a degree of like it's titillating as fuck. It's exciting. It's fucking. You don't have time to think about it. Exactly. If you really want to, you think about, like, the first time we hooked up with a couple. They weren't really a couple, but whatever. But we had so much time to think about it that that probably got in your head more than anything else. I was thirsty the first time the motherfuckers kept giving you. I had one beer for six hours. I know. It affects me now. At 53 in this table, if I have a lot of time to think about it... It fucks with your head. I'm like, then all of a sudden I start going, well, I want to make sure I hope nothing... Everything works. So then you fuck yourself over. When I was drinking, just put it out there. Don't roll your fucking eyes i'm having shots so let's picture this if you are those of you who know me wait you have shots picture you having shots i think i've seen it multiple times picture this we're at a table and i'm in a mood and i've i've basically and hopping from table to table and i we've found one sucking on straws we found one and've found one. And we've found a couple. And pretty soon. I'm trying to think what you're referring to. Here's what always happens. The guys usually like couples that we really, we jive with that we've always sport fucked really well with. The guy is very calm like you. The girl is very much like me. Okay. Right? And I'm and we're and the girl and i are usually doing shots and fucking we're over pretty soon we're fucking tongue fucking on the side of a table and we're just or something and and but there isn't how many times did i have trouble with my dick not working when when we had those things when it was like and now we're do you guys want to go back to a room and away we roll into a room and go fuck because you didn't have time to think about it i'm not saying sport fucking is for everybody but holy fuck try it one time it's kind of the first time we played alone it felt more dirty it felt like it's like you're like you're you're not doing anything wrong but it had this like added degree it. And it's hard now, and it's nothing. I didn't feel that way, but okay. Of course you didn't, because you're all docile and shit. And that's, the guys that you hook up with are the same way that you are. Here's what's so funny. We don't, even when we individually fuck, we do not fuck anybody like our spouses in general.
Speaker1:
Go through the list of guys you've hooked up with. The first guy you hooked up with individually.
Speaker2:
I'd hooked up before, but yeah.
Speaker3:
Totally. As a couple.
Speaker1:
But calm, quiet.
Speaker3:
Very calm. Regional.
Speaker1:
How do we always describe the thing? You and him would fuck and have great sex, and the bed would maybe have a slight wrinkle on it. Right? And the girl that I was fucking individually was just like me, bouncy, and literally it looked like the monkeys. All the pillows have flown off the bed, and I'm like, what the fuck were y'all doing in here? Rough monkey sex or what? Right, and we're looking at you guys, have sex in here and the first girl that i hooked up with individually loud drinker partier i mean same thing everybody we've ever done like that it's been that way and our couples are always that way it's funny the problem is now you and a lot of people go i know how this works After a show like this coming go well we we could do it we could create you can't recreate sport fucking the spontaneity of it you can't know no there's just something about it you know mary you put as a newer person you're always afraid of sounding stupid absolutely of course i think that's part of the fun with sport fucking is when you get two people two couples that both are new because you can crack that joke because everybody's feeling the exact same fear there it's almost like you don't have time to think about any of the fucking fallout until the next day and you're like whoa what just happened here i mean there's been a couple that
Speaker2:
you know you go okay well we have to
Speaker3:
we've learned we need next day and you're like whoa what just happened here i mean there's been a couple that you know
Speaker2:
you go okay well we have to we've learned we need to be on the same page which makes sport fucking a little more challenging because in hindsight now there was one that i'm like oh and yeah no i'm not interested in that person no we're gonna go back to their they're gonna go back to their apartment awesome that drive was yeah i'm like are you fucking kidding me as we're going to go back to their... They're going to go back to their apartment.
Speaker3:
Awesome. That drive was... Yeah.
Speaker2:
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me as we're following them in a car?
Speaker1:
And then on top of it, your experience was horrible. Mine was...
Speaker2:
And mine was horrible.
Speaker1:
Mine was great.
Speaker2:
You make her squirty because I've never done that to her before. Well, you get it up and maybe we can find out. And he's just like... He was the one that just kept spitting on his hand and stroking his dick, hoping it will get hurt. I'm sorry if you can't. It happens. I get it. But quit trying so hard. I wish no way I wore GoPros through the years. Not to videotape the girl that I was hooking up with, but literally to videotape your reaction.
Speaker3:
Because here's the thing. Now, there have been some that I go, it's not my type, but you know what? We'll give it a shot. And it comes out to be absolutely amazing. Yeah.
Speaker4:
It happens.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
And here's the thing is there's been times, part of the fun of sport fucking, this is going to sound horrible, but it's true, is when you look over your partner and you're like having the time of your life and you look over and get this look like this fucking you're like you're like above your head if you were a cartoonist going up are you fucking kidding me it's coming up in a cartoon bubble head and you've had it seen vice versa i mean you you know it's like shit's not working or there was one where you were fucking and I'd been fucking and all of a sudden, do you remember this? I don't know what you're referring to. She just got up. She's like, I can't do this. Had been the aggressor all the way through and then all of a sudden just goes, I can't do this anymore and literally got up and sprinted out of the room and I'm just laying there because I have no idea what the fuck happened. Oh that was that new couple or the first time couple. Right and he looks over and goes huh well she wants to laugh he's like huh and wants to keep fucking you. Because they weren't really a couple and I'm just going they were just friends with benefits and that it that was that was a disaster because he didn't care about her when you looked over here like is everything okay i'm like i have no fucking idea what the hell you're just sitting on the couch i'm like he's going at it and i'm just like hey it's just that's how memorable it was for me hey you okay but they preyed on new couples bang. I can't read it out of my glasses. That's our problem. We have a hard time finding couples we're both into. I don't know if you're into us. Here's one of the things. I think I don't. Yes, there was a couple of times that we had piss poor communication, right? Well, yeah, we were new. But I don't think we ever necessarily really either one took one. The couple you talked about that you were like, I'm not interested at all. I said, hey, guess what? We're going to fuck them. You're like, because I was way too drunk to be making decisions. Wait, what was that? Way too drunk to be making decisions. How many times have you done that? twice that i know of that i don't remember i lost count no but i don't think you necessarily really took one there were never that you were like there were times i go i'm not well there's what i more what i think is especially newer on it's harder for a guy to get it up than it is for a woman to fake it to fake it so if you find one for a good experience you know i'll take one for the team take one for the team okay i do have hard limits right of absolutely not and you know what those limits are but there are some i go eh okay well sure it ends up being amazing it wasn't so much you never you've never when people think of taking one team it's like i absolutely don't want to do this and i did it i don't think you've ever done that no because if i actually did not want to do it then it was a hard no right and i respected that and i you know i mean there were times that i you had to be like no absolutely not no and even before we played online if you want to but no and i don't think and there's been times where i've gone i'm not interested but if you want to fuck her go ahead and i'll just sit there and watch right and i've done that right and i've never taken one for the team and either and you know there were one there were ones i'm like it wouldn't necessarily be someone that i would have actively went out and pursued like on my own but we still had fun it was always every couple we ever hooked up with was still couples that we had a good time with ahead of time. It was, it wasn't like one was just going, Oh my God, this person is a pig or a bitch or a dick or whatever. Get me the fuck away. So when we say take one for the team, we never did that. But as you get older, I think that you learn there has been a lot of fucking people that if you went off of the criteria of just, if I'm going to walk in a bar and go, based on books, I'm going to pick out X, Y, Z. Some of the people that we've hooked up with would not have been on that list. But the fun of sport fucking is, is that you're sitting there, you're talking with them, and you're having such a good time the conversation the personalities the fun it tends to make the sex amazing because he made it do a thumbs up because there's been some fucking people that were drop dead gorgeous that all sudden that showed some interest that as soon as you started to talk to them it's and you want it, the sex would have fucking sucked because this is dry.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
And that, and honestly, that's the only myth. So I'm sorry, we're getting behind our stuff. Mary, yes. And it's harder when it's not as a couple, at least for me, it is challenging. It, doing individual, it's hard because at least for me, you, Thank you. Do an individual, it's hard because, at least for me, you're each other's constant wingman. You can, I can give her a look when I feel like she's, like, if I feel like there's a change in how the gals respond, like, you know, like, what am I doing? Or she can give me a look if something's maybe, like, if I need to kind of, like, ease back or whatever, or if there's a lull in the conversation between her and him, I can add something to it. It is easier with that. Jessica, I spend a lot of time. I'm interested in her, but not him or the other way around yeah I think for us it's I don't know now because when we first started when we first got in the lifestyle it was we only played together only played as a couple same room full swap that that was it and we never really had a problem. People talk about how hard it is to find other couples. Yeah, it is. But if the want becomes strong enough, the how becomes easy. So it's if you. But I think, you know, there was one point in time you're like, you're just too picky. Yes. And I don't think I was too picky was too picky no you weren't i was being a very typical guy wait what yep yep but then but then yet when you let loose it it does all mesh when you personalities are what get we have both and we have to remind each other this all the time. When you take and shut your eyes, so to speak, and shut off your brain, shut off all the preconceived notions, and just interact with the person in front of you. Just interact with them. Take everything else out of the equation. That will tell you exactly whether or not you want to do this. Because the reality of it is, the problem is, we start looking with our eyes, well, they're too small, they're too big, they're too, their hair's too long, their hair's too short, it's too gray, it's not gray enough, whatever the case may be, right? We start going, they're too young, they're too old, they're too... And we put all these other things in instead of concentrating on just interacting with the person as a person. Sex is animalistic. It doesn't matter what anybody wants to say. It doesn't matter if it's swinger or if it's anything else. It's animalistic. When you just go to the basic and just go person, take out all the other shit, if you can laugh and have fun or if you can have a deep, meaningful conversation and enjoyment, you'll find when you're naked, none of the other shit matters.
Speaker2:
I was at a dinner not that long ago and i yes i stood up and a guy went oh my god if i knew you were that short i would have hooked up with you wait i would have had to be short for you to want to hook up with me or did you not find anything else appealing you just wanted to wait to see how short i was because you were short too were you afraid i was going to be taller than you and then you weren't going to be interested i'm confused midget porn he wasn't he", 5'6". Stigged with his own type. So I'm just like going, well, I don't really know how to feel about that. I don't know if I should be offended because, you know, I would only, you would only be interested in me if I was short or what. I mean, I'm still baffled by that and still don't know how to confront him the next time I see him. He'll probably be nice to me. I'll be going. Yeah. Whatever. Did you or did you not? Somebody that was absolutely, you're like, that is just too fucking old. Was one of the best fucks you had early in the lifestyle. Yeah. And he's like my age. He's your age now. Right. That's what he was saying, yeah. But seriously, we have walked out of rooms. We've had this discussion going on. You want to hear shallow? Here it is. We have had the discussion going home from a hookup with the realization that we would have never, if you could have bet a million dollars, we would have said we never would have hooked up with that couple. They were none of our type, nothing what my type is like, nothing what your type is like. And it was off the fucking hook.
Speaker3:
Sex.
Speaker1:
And we've had couples that were absolutely... You couldn't have... We couldn't have scripted exactly what we wanted for an R-type. And it was fucking shitty. It was a complete disappointment. And it was short-lived. I can promise you this. We have never taken and fucked until 4 or 5 in the morning with a couple based upon anything other than their personalities and how much fun they were. Okay. It's weird because we can sport fuck in an orgy room with people we probably wouldn't have talked to outside the room. It's caught up in the moment. I like think that we weren't hunters but sometimes you are um initially we were we were hunter and we initially went out totally want to make friends i just want to fuck we don't need to make friends to fuck we don't we were one understand we quit dating a long time ago we don't need to make friends friendships happen on their own and they still do and i and I agree. It's just, there was just something about that. And for me, I think this far, I can honestly say that there's a part of me that when we travel, when we go to swinger events, we're on the road. Like one of the cool things with Crazy Vegas is To me Vegas has that potential To re-have That type of experience again because we're around people that we're around people that know us we're around a lot of people that don't know us and it presents itself what i often wonder this is an interesting question because i've never asked this but when I wonder about is, do you and I, do we still have the ability to actually let go enough to do it? Because there's times I wonder if we could anymore. There's times I wonder if we actually still would be able. Remember in the car business, what are managers? We tell car people, people in car business managers, be stupid. You want to be successful? Go back to being stupid. Get stupid. Be new again. Do we have the ability to mentally put ourselves there and be new again? And we'll never be able to do that up here in our area where we know all the people. That's nothing against it. It just doesn't work that way. But could we do it? And I don't know. I'd like to think we could. I kind of spontaneously have sex with people I don't know. You're a little pretty, after you've exchanged IDs and everything else. But I mean. Oh, to meet you okay let's go yeah so i mean but it just makes me wonder could we and that that's you know because that would it's kind of like chasing that you chase that you have that great that night that memorable night for whatever whatever it was in your life that you that you enjoy and that that night that's like, that one that's like, ah. And what happens is human nature. You chase that. You chase to recreate it because it was so memorable. You couldn't remember how you felt. You couldn't remember the sound. You couldn't remember everything about it, right? So you continuously chase that. At some point in time, you reach the point you quit chasing it. It's either far enough away or your likes are changed or whatever the case may be.
Speaker2:
I think it says people evolve in the lifestyle.
Speaker1:
Probably so. But it would be a lot of fun to find out if you could do it again. Because let's face it, even though we're old and we'd be way more tired, right? Tell me it wouldn't be fun. We were dubbed as the fucking partiers right the fucking didn't start to the bar closed wouldn't it be fun to go back one time to be able to go to bar you meet people and then fucking bar closes and then you party and you're getting home and you're laughing trying to make it home before the sun comes up wouldn't that be fun to see if we could do it, and then sleep all the next day, and the day after that, however long it would take us to recover? Just said. All right, what a great show. I don't know if we talked about anything swinging. Anyways, there you go.
Speaker2:
We talked about a lot of things swinging.
Speaker3:
I think we did. We just told stories.
Speaker1:
I'm going to name this one Swinger Bits.
Speaker3:
That's what I'm going to name it. Swinger Bits.
Speaker1:
Swinger Bits. I'm going to remember this.
Speaker2:
Little Bits. Not Little Bits. I can't remember this. Little Bits.
Speaker1:
Not Little Bits. I don't want to talk about Little.
Speaker3:
Little Bits.
Speaker1:
Guys, don't put Little in the title.
Speaker3:
Just don't.
Speaker4:
It's a tech thing.
Speaker3:
Just saying. Tick.
Speaker1:
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Speaker3:
Stuff.
Speaker1:
Okay. I'm just like fucking
Speaker3:
We'll be right back. places. I don't know. You can find us other places. We're everywhere. Just saying. Find us. Look for us. Full swap. Stuff.
Speaker1:
Okay. I'm just like fucking yelling. Okay. That being said. Let's go.
Speaker3:
Chop chop.
Speaker1:
Help me. With that being said, doing the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will, Casbah Style, out.
